#๐ชbruh-fart
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he is someone with a name that starts with M, i forgot
Frgot
to be fair too much isnt good
!turtle
p!slap @split canyon
p!implode @split canyon
Aww hell naw
waiit, wait iw ant too!
Simply a difference in skill.
Madirex? 
kill da turtle
nah
I've been ignoring many, many things, but that's just how I cope
p!kiss @pastel quartz
ah wait its ledy or okay cat
falco isnt even online
ill slap and kiss at the same time
He's here in spirit
so u dont know how to react
hes an fbi agent btw
eek pretty hottt >~<
Can we ban @pastel quartz please?
Hawt
yesterday someone said it is a mod with M
i love you too! xqcL
you are the admin, lmao
sadge
hes a bot dummy
Oh no the fed is onto me as well
didnt help me enough with mods :c
!1984
im sry, im not good at stuff

p!grayscale @split canyon
What
can we all put straws in @split canyon nose
Neither do I
the only way to kill a turtle
I am coming for you.
come at me son
a mod is trying to interact with other people but is having a hard time
imma start buying those and dumping them in the sea
your mom
your mom
Oh hell naw
yo mom
p!roast @pastel quartz
@pastel quartz, I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but that would be an improvement!
p!roast @split canyon
@split canyon, You're so fat, you could sell shade.
Got played hard
omgg not wrong
STOP OUTSOURCING YOUR WORK TO MACHINES
p!roast @narrow lotus
@narrow lotus, Your face makes onions cry.
p!roast @pastel quartz
@pastel quartz, There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.
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so it was ledy all along
@narrow lotus please ban @foggy mantle he's harassing me
p!ban @foggy mantle 1s
I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
no dumb ass
it's okay, i can wear a mask

...what
the machines are taking over
@pastel quartz stop talking, you're supposed to be banned
shut up bird
Judgement Day is upon us
sorry, daddy.
This is NonRP, im calling the admins
p!infractions @wise bane
Total infractions: 1
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 1
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 12/06/2022 12:12pm UTC
Reason: Engaging in slur-baiting.
u just are a turtle
???

aw, i thought it was ,, slut-baiting '' i thought it'll be nice

Slur baiting wtf

yeah it was fun
why is maja discount Cori
maja pls
maja is just cheap
@pastel quartz "daddy"? Go get a father figure first before calling me that.
sowwy, i'm too alone :/
You wish
mwhm!
im the bait
Someone ban it already
i am the master of baiting

fr fr
p!invert @midnight tree
i'm simply not gonna look at whatever that is
dont hate - masturbate
real men block all the bots
its your soul
i only talk to people, not their beep boop lookin asses
stalker moment
@pastel quartz die
i hate turtles
i tried, failed tho
She needs help doing that, you do it
i hate you

Or it whatever
kill her fucking
what
my bad, fucking kill her 
yeah
i won't fuck her, you're weird
emo? i thought they all went extinct
Turtle
Sex in my discord? imposible
The last of my kind still standing
man if i switched up my name and profile pic you mfs would think i'm a woman
silly ass goofballs
doesnt work with alice so doubt
you can
your discord?
Do it
mine
Wait up while I use gender neutral pronouns for everyone here
okay 
@midnight tree hi female
fastest mute in the land
Damn
i did never see a turtle simping until this day
Hated already
Wow they are gonna mute you rob
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Cant believe ledy would do this, they are such a nice person
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You something Gavrilenko
๐ข we rise
!lemon
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๐ฅค die turtle
!turtle
i bet you'd like to see me undergo sissy morphosis you sick fuck
!banana
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!monke
we can make the turtle do the stuff we say 
jesus christ
79 6f 75 72 20 6d 6f 6d
Bot cochino
79 6f 75 72 20 6d 6f 6d
don't bring him into this, blasphemer
No monke shit bot
guess who is on holiday until 9th of january
letsgooo
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Lucky
now only thing left is for tarkov to wipe and the nolife can begin
Eeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy
Monke!
most likely yea
if he's always there and watching my life at all times, he knows everything of my kinks, too ๐ซฆ
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why deos the game wipe itself, isnt the progression made for soemthing
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the perfect partner doesnt exi-
Its for balance
well they keep releasing updates and change progression so they just reset it , it adds to game replyability i guess
Wow
copium

so ifs oembody grinded 300 hours in a season, they just lose everything?
Yes.
after 6 months they start over , lvl 1 , no quests etc
our lord and savior more like our lord and voyeur
game loop includes hoarding lots of shit that helps you clown on people who's just started playing or just play a lot less than you, so regular wipes give you an opportunity to play approximately half an hour on par with everyone else equipment wise
therea re quests in that agme? 
I need
quite alot, and some are dogshit
Tarkov just sounds infuriating more than fun
u got that right
That's why I trust gamma
true
fetch quests
tarkov is more of a product than a game if you cant save your progress normally
this saturation makes the game look like the rage game
eW91ciBtb20=
its because of painkiller effect
tarkov is an ugly ass game tbh
no you
@narrow lotus wipe this weekend right
ppl have been asking for that shit to be removed but they dont care
Falco machine broke
Surely copium
Damn

Looks like more questing with the ks23
Yes
D2 camping with ks23
i remember killing two heavily armored fellas with nothing but a shitty shotgun i found once when doing a rush round
i could practically feel them seething
FUCK IT WE BALL
ignoring stuff like that can do more harm than good. Let yourself grieve for a while and then accept their departure and let go
FUCK IT WE BALL
ignoring grief is as bad as not letting go
tryina log into my account for the first time in forever and the first thing i get told is that they want my IP address and all my fucking hardware info
I have too much responsibility and too little time
Give it to them 
play stealthy aggressive
bober uwuu
if you play loud aggressive or stealthy passive, you're bound to get fucked
new policies - basically no more privacy anymore
bober mรณj kochany as we say
stealthy aggressive is the way ๐
Give the Nikita your adress
@broken topaz ๐ค
Who's abusing the turtle bot now?
falcooooo
time to play exclusively with a vpn on
Ah the frenchi
I bet they dont allow ukrainians anymore
That's what I do aksel
@broken topaz ๐ค
Why
pretty sure nikita is ukrainian
Pretty sure this topic should be avoided.
I sure hope no bsg devs got drafted
The suppressed mp153 with flechettes and ap-20 in the mixture 
no
!1984
i feel like my tummy is about to explode
Ew
Why
i bet imma need to shit or some shit
damn @ionic hatch "used" falco
thanks for using me
He swallowed c4
Ice
It's DRIP OR DROWN BEARMAN
I use rifles with hollow point ammo ๐
Voice lines
who even plays tarkov
pretty much
Bear has Russian usec has GIGACHAD voicelines
play mordhau
not me
#๐ชbruh-fart play mordhau
Me
all of you
play with the balls
I play it for 2 months then I wait for next wipe
i love football
what does wipe do
Augh getting added this wipe
it wipes progress
why
endgame sucks and is boring
why not
early game is fun and cool
do you get to keep the money you earned?
isnt it paid game
no
i am really debating whether or not i should download tarkov
yes
you lose everything
wipe = everything is gone
Dont do it
aw, i cant have it then
We should all download TF2.
This
why are people stuck in 2012
MvM on coal town
should be around 3-4$ in new year discount
DOWNLOAD TARKOV AKSEL, WE CAN DELETE TIMMIES AS A 3 MAN
Brainfart 2fort match when

aw, i cant have it then
ngl we should have a #๐ชbruh-fart tf2 night
Its time to dust off the worst spy main of 2009
Ace combat is now 80%
brainfart TF2 tournament
yes
no tournaments
losers get banned
Me, a medic main 
don't think my fuckin wifi can even handle playing shit like this
AoE2 tournament
eat shit turtle
Ayo :D
Depends in the servers
How are you still sane
๐ข fuck off
medic is best class in every class game
medic mains
heal sl*t
Yes
me too fr fr
I am a dedicated heal sl*t
not in tf2 but every other game
tomboy is suddenly based
how about you assault yourself some bitches
wait no
bet
Only game I'm not a healer in is league, because I don't play dogshit 
wtf :gasp:
demoman ๐ช๐ฟ
Based
i don't play healer in league either because i don't play league because i still have a sense of self-worth
you play tarkov

even worse
self-worth is long gone in both of you
i don't play tarkov
i decided not to download it because it's just a massive time sink and i do not feel like downloading that shit again just to play once and get domed in 3 minutes
i really just don't wanna go back to that game
Join Torres and me
sink some time into me
instead
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imma have to stand my ground on this one, chief
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you have no gas and no light
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you drive an electric forklift
stay strong king
go pollute some bitches
dont let the wench influence you
I know your tricks turtle
Your horny leave the chat
Imagine not talking with invisible letters.
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Same
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Forklift might be electric but my motorcycle is Benzine powered 
dunno, my father doesnt erally do that
too indenial
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YOU ARE DEPRIVING THE ELECTRIC EELS OF THE BATTERIES THEY NEED TO SURVIVE WITH YOUR ABOMINABLE ELECTRIC VEHICLE @ionic hatch
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FUCK THEM EELS I GOT CAR BATTERIES IN THE OCEAN
why do i see empty chats
Based and true chatters
Who is falco
No for u pleb
who was in paris
who the fuck are you?
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famous painter
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NIGGAS
@heady crow

yikes
PEDRO SAID THE NONO WORD
Yikes
This is my list of reasons on why Tarkov is a good game:
Do we tag a mod or
no
No
no
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we don't do no snitching
no hard R it's ok

its the same shit
hell no
But im bleeding out, i need the stitches
You are smoking crack
@zenith grove @narrow lotus

Kek
!1984


post some memes so the sus washes away
cock
good try saving the man

balls

omg kitty 
๐ ฑ๏ธoyota
OSHA ๐ค
i have no idea what you are talking about but i hope you are having a great day, friend.

post it
Bro get some new tires on that bish
Choose it now

them tires are ripe for driftin
Mushroom
Its an indoor forklift the tires are fine
8
12
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2

9
๐ ฑ๏ธrog ๐ ฑ๏ธizard
we're rich!
Mushroom
3
you like mushrooms, you say?
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since when did falco give you consciousness?
when yo mom
yours is
it's learning
i own a lightsaber shaped lightsaber
real
where's the bottom pic
Send us a pic of your bottom
We want to.see the mushroom
you are bottom
Is it always dicks and bottoms for you
n-no?..
You had a VR right?
Yea
We gonna fight who has the best bottom?

yes
Did you have motion sickess at first?
No, but im a giga chad
dementia is scary dont fight him
indeed
I see
May the thickest thug shaker win
It gets better over time from what i hear
trying out?
You can ease into it with simpler games and easier motion options like teleport etc
nope
But i just went balls deep with the most motion sickness inducing game there is
and was fine
Yee, there's those options
if it starts lagging it might
better start thugging before you get shook, homie
More like 700 to 1K per wipe
wtf
okay you have my attention
You better scramble like an egg fore I fold your ass like an omelett
I Wouldnt use those tbh. just always go with normal locomotion, and either smooth or snap turn
and just take it slow
Nop, just curious
Also ye frame rate is important
30 fps VR is truly a hell of its own
if you get 30 fps you're gonna get more sick than 90 fps
Average VRchat lobby
jokes on you, my hypermobility already allows me to fold like an omelette

7 fps vrchat 
bone works for me
Bone works runs completely fine
Clussy
VRChat just has to render so much tiddy
my goofy ahh PC could barely run it lol
tried. no sickness at all. tried rollercoasters, fighting games, all good
What dose grok think of the clussy
I've also gotten somewhat used to low frame rate VR
you can only get so far with a 1080
hol up i have the perfect video
but even a 3080 struggles in VRChat on VR
Yummy
I have a 1060 3gb lmao
Unlucky
i have a gtx 750 
Fug roller coaster 
it's not even ti
shut it femboy
Rx6600xt 
i don't know what those numbers mean
Im not a femboy
you are

Bruh like Ryzen 6800U is equal to 1050ti now
Shit's crazy
enough #๐ชbruh-fart, time to dig out more dirt on my government
I got a 1050ti 
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adios
Skill issue
Didn't you say 3080
wanna see something cursed?
I do fine with a 1060 3gb

1080 is solid tho
Dam
I mean its now 3 gens behind
Still solid
and if you play mainly VR
so??
it aint
Oh. L
A news reporter experiences the latest in virtual reality.
feast your eyes
Just download more vram 
you dom on vr?

i run whatever is in this little shit fuck machine
Yeah
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I wish SLI was still a thing
Didn't they discontinue support for SLI
Apu runs all my background programs
Yea NVIDIA SLI is ded
Rip
Main gpu runs all my actual games
theres like 5 games from the last 10 years that support it
what is SLI
Amd still has dual gpu support
More gpu more stronger
in rainbow six siege you actually have less worth as a human being
man fuck siege
2 same graphics cards linked to each other
AMD Radeonโข Dual Graphics is an innovative technology exclusive to AMD platforms that allows AMD APUs and select AMD Radeonโข discrete GPUs to work together
I hate the new ops in siege so much

When VR first became a thing NVIDIA briefly considered bringing back SLI
Essemtially rendering one eye on one GPU. BUt besides one demo and unreleased software, nothing came of it
Me but with eft
dog shit
Fuck the ops
nft?
Fuck tarkov too
Lfg
they went e-sport and turned into ass
Escape from tarkov you shitcoiner
ntr?
Man, people hate rainbows here. Sucks to be Cori.
siege was always ass

Kek
o, that aswell

Siege is for people without bitches
intrusive thoughts won again
CSGO ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช
nah at least the original ops are kinda cool
Downloading it rn
I hate everything that comes after
Sledge is cool fym

You just like big men with big hammers
yes and
u gae
And?
Yes
big men that'd hammer me with a big hammer uwu
Alo
Hey Cori
i am handy with a sledge
Orly
wanna prove that on me?
im handy with a sled, call me astroglide
i can break down your door
can you break down me tho?
get yourself a half dwarf half giant
Door?
I went to testicular bootcamp to prevent this sort of thing
Rookie
respect
gonna deconstruct you down to your base components and use you for crafting
kinky
We're gonna break in maja
eek uwu :3 so hot >~<<<<

Twisting my balls everyday to build up resistance to testicular torsion
Dam
welcome to #๐ชbruh-fart
i will break in and steal your things
hes going to steal your heart
I was wondering why I thought this situation felt familiar.
steal my [REDACTED]
I will break in and rearrange your things. We are not the same
Russian ops were cool af
love you guys aswell xqcL
Wonder what the notes about me say
I'll twist your balls as a homie
Nickname checks out.
Someone is making chicken sounds outside my home
Kapkan ๐ฏ
did somebody play divinity here- with mods?
Currently reading a story about a heroine named "The Swallow".
Tachanka pre nerf ๐ช๐ช
yea
And yes, her power is fueled by cum.
The Aether portal
i just accidentally DMd cropol just the word "Papi"
because i was trying to edit his notes
based
but you can DM people from the profile preview
I never finished divinity. I got to act 2 I think
and i clicked in that window instead
"accidently"
Glaz on plane 
Yea
This mf reading hentai
The lighthouse fight was such bullshit.
Bentai
Not hentai, a smut story.
Not the first time this happens
yes
youre not supposed to tell them that...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1049686845254025276/1052144589986869308/image.png
this thing happens when i turn the game on with majority of the mods
help
Nah, wait a bit then check out Lover's Lab.
I mean, not the first time someone DMd me the word papi
oh
oops i just tried to edit your notes and accidentally sent you a message saying "dommy mommy that i want to step on my balls" haha what a funny accident that was
Or called me papi
Pappy

so silly and clumsy
Fucking bottoms
have you tried verifying the integrity of your game files
.....how long did i sleep?
2 years
not long enough
2938 years
absolute bottom behavior
its been 3 years, you have been in a coma
YEESSSS
is there any other wayy
9 years to be exact
But i need to go to the doctor
real
it doesnt do shit
Ok then go
Thank you, I was wondering how I would fill my daily cringe quota.

Wtf
try just activating your mods like maybe 5 at a time and see which ones make it fuck up
so this is where all my crack money has gone
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azerbaijani_laundromat
The Azerbaijani laundromat is a complex money-laundering scheme organized by Azerbaijan that was revealed by the Organized Crime and Corruption Reporting Project (OCCRP) in September 2017. The investigations exposed that during two years between 2012 and 2014 about USD $2.9 billion was siphoned through European companies and banks. The money was...
it's almost all of them
I'm going to fucking cook the children downstairs
@placid sail @reef anchor you're gonna love this
ur game/mods are out of date
I swear to god this fucking zoo of an apartment block
I'm surrounded by people that behave like apes
Not me
well we are animals
You would say that, huh.
yes
have you tried perhaps cuddling with your nearest norwegian (me)
that might fix your game tbh
i thought you're german
o-okay.. maybe i could do that..
i have seen people in real life walk around in public with cat ears and a tail
they have all been very out of shape
Me too
god I wish that were me
If i were an animal i were a...moth
Not the ones i saw, they were pretty fit
but most likely like 15

Oh hell no
whats your favourite color?
red
I'd accidentally eat or crush u
You see some shit in public transport here
men
This is definitely one of the posts of all time
lemme tell you
Purple.
ironically flirting with the homies is a great hobby
meow
i noticed
Uhhh....blue and red
Literally and figuratively!
makes sense
ty
the baby cant speak
Green

Lol
Mfs into pet play be nutting rn
Doesn't everyone already do that to me here
R u drunk @abstract path
or blue
i am a weird little freak
or black
Idk, am i drunk?
you got that right
luv cats
fever
Meow
Cats are gross
opinion on dogs sir
Anyway, back the heroine named The Swallow. Who swallows.
I'll just say brown moths and white moths are the most likeable for me
Swallow heroin
I love white moths
What you got against black moths? 
oh hey, spicy, dump hell of cash into Europe and eradicate every sort of opposition inside the country while they're chewing on it and not displaying their "deep concern"
unremarkable
I mean i generally like them all
nonsense
Laugh at this dummy
Just said which coulour play of moths i like the most
I'd like to add though, in our parts we did just the same, but without giving any money to Europe!
Azerbaijani Laundromat sounds like a weird sex thing
this is the funniest part
Yo
hello

p!dog
Oh this one doing numbers
classic
So many cats today.
been here since i was 15
feels like ages
No wonder you're crazy
Been here since I was created
we have all sort of corruption prevention departments too
can't believe I'm mentally ill since I was born
I've been on discord since i was 13
Child 
I was crazy before
Amateurs
We werent born in 2005
lmao 5 year old
Child 
And already smarter than you


lmao smarter than me
Oh no
1 peta byte
ehehehehehe
best video
you'd say peta, you fucking cat
very long video to say they all suck
which is your favourite
why even live

Not with that attitude
peter griffin body goals
Maybe I should hop back on meds
Tru
17,223,129,997,404
Maybe i should stop taking them
nooooo dont take your pills your so sexy haha
cringe I prefer brie
I'm too strong a voice in your head to disappear
@midnight tree @broken topaz barotrauma update this week 
The more pills you need but dont take, the better the head you give
oh pog
yuh
and?
uwu a delusional mental state is very attractive
Tell me summin new, dam
It's a random comment too ๐ค
we been knew

I think mental issues run in the family so I'm not hoping for much in life
Ok, valid 
Don't hope, cope.
Omw to bring the dead body into the ballast 
!ban madirex
Who did you kill alice
You gotta let me be engi @ionic hatch
Gimme mod to bully falco
Yeah I'm coping (diseppearing into the woods)
me, she already beats me everytime
injects me with acid
and shit
Shiet
Unclothed medical examination of the body, scientific purposed
is that what you wanted

I can be trusted to handle a submarine nuclear reactor 
Good one madirex
Who is unclothed tho

You enjoyed it
Me
Dont really like coding tho
Get fucked

the only acid i enjoy is Lysergic acid diethylamide
Scripting ye, coding nah
what if we kissed on the barsuk whilst getting dragged into hell by a latcher ๐ณ ๐ณ ๐ณ
Alice is Doctor Pepper
Caramel latching






