#🎪bruh-fart
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Damn im at a higher rank than the fuckin moderators……….and i still touch grass
yeah right
@grizzled meadow @narrow lotus Did you know discord will delete your account if you dont janny good enough?
Careful now, they might mute you
Oy 🅱️iddu :DDDDD
I SHANT BE SILENCED BY THE CORPORATE MODERATORS
:DDDDD
Since you used the
, I said "don't worry" meant "I know I don't need to remove that infraction"
some clown mass reported a discord server and every admin got a bad warning from discord
Ah, okay.
😂
satana perkele
thats like a slap on the wrist
you WILL enforce TOS
@grizzled meadow
it caused a ruckus. everyone on there got it
of course being the wretched hive of villanry that we are we just wiped all the logs and started fresh
Lmao
and outed the guy who did the mass reporting
when the vc dies in like a span of 5 min
and found him IRL and ||thanked him||
sad times
Too late
jokes were said
Aldourien was real….and he hated us
Jokes breaking our rules.
its their fault. If you see a bloodthirsty janny sitting muted in bottom of VC obviously you just skip channels or wait till hes gone to have fun again

yeah i gotcha
one of them called me a pussy for staying muted and not saying anything , leaving them talk all that nasty shit

hah!
was he gunna fight you?
1v1 ME IRL!!!
You cloaca
classic

I prefer the old adage "dont get made get even"
Coca?
as they say in bulgaria "deadreptul nataflet"
te joci in curu gol pe langa pula sculata
mi scusi
iti fac ochi dulci flacaule as they say in serbian пуко ми курац
bawnjourno
banjorno
gourlami
Man I'm gonna kill you
With that white flag?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3YHnkCDnKY @heady crow
He was the hero we needed, but not the one we deserved.
Wrestle on in heaven, big guy.

a classic
Rip aniki
REAL
real real
Damn, should’ve dug it deeper
He died for our sins of room clearing
MOON
Yea
Hi
Yo
moon!! Heyy!! ^^ Haii :3 Hii!!
Whats up
most relevant 14 year old meme
So yeah, this bloodandthunder.png comic has been floating around on the internet for a while. Now, since I'm a big fan of both Mastodon and said comic, I decided to pay both homage by actually combining the comic with the appropriate part of the song. Please note: I did not make the comic, and I don't know who did. The song is Blood and Thunder ...
reaching critical mass of fish
yo guys can we hit 50 fish reacts on the video 🐟
i love this video
dudes don't seem to be very bothered by it
poor guy gave up trying to close the shutter thing as well
sausage cake....
cake sausage actually
cake sausage?
yeah
causage
90/100 on my research paper turned in at 11:59
@devout hull run
🐢
Bot acting up
imagine stalker 2 is trash
Anyone got a gif of someone losing all their bones and turning into a lump?
5
HOLY FUCK fish maxxing
4
1 on the outside, 5 in the inside
morrowind memes are 
noo
bro has 700 messages on brainfart
i do be a rookie
brain fart MAXXER
i hate brainfart
brainfart is home
and its the most talked channel
for me 😔
thats an illusion
You're an illusion Ryan Gosling
mah dude is playing a no-hit run 💀
what is that
Flatout 2 for Playstation 2
someone said "Tuesday morning" do they mean tomorrow or next week?
??
Do you find yourself on a monday
Probably tomorrow
he's got some glasses on
Why not ask that person instead of theory crafting on the most schizophrenic channel on the stalker gamma discord
this is brainfart isnt it ?
its tuesday 4am lol
it makes sense
maybe they're accounting for timezone differences
@slate crown
i ain't got time for yo bullshit
@slate crown @slate crown @slate crown
bro has a bot damn
@split canyon @split canyon @split canyon
Missile ETA <t:1670890920:R>

Il bot che parla italiano è interessante
he speaks every language
i got a glock in my bemo lo
Essere in silenzio.
thats not going to stop the missile
perfect rizz ?
god zoomers coming up with new words every fucking day
for sure we zoomers
Target PangolinStirfry#0281 eliminated
@grizzled meadow Time to play it for like the 5th time
mf really forgot that I'm immortal
me patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HighBoi
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Don't have time to see this movie?
That's fine i gotchu bruh here's a recap.
Already saw it but forgot some of it and too lazy to watch it all again?
That's fine i gotchu bruh here's a ...
Top the of world
you're a week
Funny spessman player spotted
🤫
no I'm a fortnight
Society if people were like this with each other's balls

Incredible game
I can't play it again
goofy ahh language
BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY
JUEGO
No español
No español
no intendo
Entiendo*
nintendo
Nintendo
Wasted hours I'll never get back
Hours well spent cause I only played with friends
i am clinically insane
And then there's the real waste of time
i played the new quests, other than that, yea I've stopped grinding once i got my Hildryn
crack addiction
I stopped playing warframe cause I couldn't stand limbo being nerfed
mfw i can no longer clear the map in a single button press 
Literally any event that started, limbo was one of the best for said event, so he got "temporarily" nerfed to
Nah the cataclysm nerf is fine
No frame should be an instant nuke imo
But when you got a CC frame that can't even CC you might have a slight problem
laughs in +500% damage
limbo is already buggy as is, i can never get used to it
But I used to run a strength build with him
No range, some duration, some strength, and that was it
my Hildryn is built for endurance missions
Another reason I stopped playing was when they removed adaptive lighting from the settings
No longer could do my captura shots, so I stopped all together
unlucky
i never really made any capturas i just did fashion frame
Can't stand DE fr
we don't talk about the space children
we only want big tiddied Grendel gf
i heard that he got a rework that's actually fun now so i might check it out
Yeah I also heard the same
Unfortunately, Limbo didn't get buffed back so I'm not gonna install again
One of my proudest captura
I miss the memories, not the game

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My twitter:
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Huge thanks to SpaceWaifuArt on twitter for the help with the thumbnail!
#warframe
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i miss the feeling of when i first started playing it
now it's just a chore
Yeah
I think most people miss the feeling of first starting one of their favorite games
I miss jumping into subnautica not knowing anything about it
there are other frames except Vauban and Trinity
Also same shit, take 6 month breaks and return for a month of new content cycle
what a kitty did to a mf

Is it good
Faith is unironically the second best game that came out this year
Patron Silver
Incredible edit
Simple but good
Music is on point
Well synced, and what's shown looks badass enough
It’s so good of a game 😭😭😭

Priests with a shotgun is my type of cliche that ROCKS
I actually never heard of it until I saw that edit and got interested
Fairly cheap on steam
And I've been looking for something new to play lately
Might buy it
YEAH $14
Less than 1 dollar for me

One of the perks of living in a country with fucked up economy
Only game that’s better than faith is Pentiment
Why you delete?
Fucking Elon, fucking cunt siphoned so much fucking cash from California for his stupid underground projects that went. I where
Fucking hyperloop shit
Las Vegas too, went fucking nowhere

Whoever he sucked off in California to replace the project for better public transportation for his stupid projects should be fired
you will have unwalkable cities and you will like it
Sources:
Plague doctor dance:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XaO_3GcQyiE
Future of the Universe:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uD4izuDMUQA
baby pitbulls are real cute
because they aren't able to detach a toddlers arm
Bad Kit, baaad
falco
falco
FALCOO
FALCOOO
A
AAAAAAAAAAA
AASDASD
D+AOEGKSA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FSOEFKAPSIOFKAS
AAAAAAAAAAAA
what
That pic with two dots
You know what it is
I know what it is
i was told it was a pokemon meme
It's not
Falco
p!roast @split canyon
@split canyon, Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
LMAO
Like :)?
Is it haram if your muslim and you look at pork? Photons discharge a part of their energy when contacting pork and then pork-affected (coloured) wavelength enters your eyes
Asking for a friend
p!roast sadar
@minor verge, Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
p!roast lauta_ro
@mortal dirge, You're so ugly, when you popped out the doctor said "Aww what a treasure" and your mom said "Yeah, lets bury it."
para para
tengo uno mejor
ahi va

7 in the morning what you guys doin
oh shit
i just became a femboy
i guess i can now justify the acts of gayness
Sorry you had to find out this way
win win tbh
going to work?
@queen finch ne aber noch wach
p!translate EN ne aber noch wach
ne aber noch wach
no but still awake
I've had a headache for the past day and a half
oh Technology
I made it worse by slipping and splitting my skull open on some ice
I am currently going to sit in the school until I start being able to think again, then I'm leaving
Working
ow, the uk one hurts d;
i'm happy that i don't live in UK
@ionic hatch so overrated
What earning money?
Earning money is overrated?
yeah
i hate intel
kinda true i got some pictures of super sus on my pc
POG TOMBOY IS FORKLIFT CERTIFIED
Use amd
I even got 2 forklift licenses
forkboy
i've always used ayymd, i just wanted to express my hate towards shintel
@hoary elk explain this
bro got that dial up internet 😭
@hoary elk feel you got a long time a 250kbps internet but now with fiberglass its fast as fuck boy
Surely it's a female 

my neighbor is some cheapskate, i should tell him to get faster internet

heh heh press me heh heh
My job involves fire hazards and sharp blades
https://youtu.be/HGj69KLLSN0?t=89 best scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IWDNYn8J0U i like this one aswell
Beavis and butthead "heh heh press me heh heh"
#beavisandbutthead #comedy #videos #mtv
Hit the like and subscribe button to see more and join the fam
Time to get paid to drink hot coco for an hour
uhuhuh
Only cool people can make that joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P7tAV_CZzQ I'm so smooth I've got a beard on my hands
Beavis and Butt-Head glue beards to look smoother

for weird jokes
L
Опа, жмур свеженький
F
zoomer
Yeah yeah
@uncut obsidian
Uhh
p!ban @pastel quartz
@keen carbon has been banned.
Some people bruh
literally waits a month to join brainfart just to get banned instantly
I dont get why ppl dedicate their entire time posting unfunny racist slurs
Something is wrong with their head
literally nothing else to do, kinda sad
Waste of oxygen and space
because they're cod players?
I wouldn't know bcs i never play cod
at least in the old times in those xbox live chat times the insults were creative
funny
Maybe its comparable to dota, but damn, not even the worst dota players are like this
now its just racist and the things i hear every day
OH BABY A TRIPLE
man i wish people would be creative with their insults
at least i would have a little bit of respect
being a femboy
Demon horns
yeah same
Fallout New Vegas fans fighting the urge to become a femboy
Батюшка - Панихида
https://sphieratz.bandcamp.com/releases
https://www.ebay.com/usr/sphieratzproduction
composer and author of the lyrics: Krzysztof Drabikowski
2019 Батюшка
http://батюшка.pl
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Sphieratz Production
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Batushka my beloved
tfw mass effect fan
Am I homo for finding blue tentacle-headed women hot?
Mb EDI as well
Gm
Gm Ivan
Morning
this is literally me
They/them is for organics
Embrace the steel
Just like me
bro btw
Yorha 2B is a robot
Skinwalker
I can confirm this as a Turkish person
do not come to Turkey
we have them everywhere
and?
that's all there is no and
real
..and?
that's the point there is no and
holy shit this is an endless cycle
holy shit it's like samsara
we gotta break the cycle of death and rebirth by achieving nirvana
Which one are you
left
then imma hit
why you askin? 🤨
Just making sure
the heater isle is full guys, spent 3 hours taking care of it. Go warm urs feet
i will not be the one to say the line
no i will not
thin line
they/them pussy actually thight suprisingly
He's muted 
Wait
no he isn't
How
me
Why
he has muted and brainfart exile roles so he can only speak in brainfart
the brainfart exile cancels out muted
@abstract path so i can shit talk to this guy in the general chat
and he won't be able to read?
Do not.
Intrusive thoughts way has openned
yes
don't be mean I'll kick you
u just gae
well he's a minor
well i'm a minor too
Good morning vie- i mean brainfart
its just a matter of time of who turns 18 first
good to go then i guess
this is a risky game
it be cold but I have a nice jacket
Any more undercover minors?
You
some parts of winter are really nice
No
winter is generally nice
I am a old fuck
Keep telling yourself that, you minor
Wait till summer then we talk again
my birthday is on summer too
I wish
June?
how old
How do i keep guessing right
23
Lmfao
yougun
20 and in the prime of my life rn
shit i'm turning first
brainfart exile 
I'm older then 95% of brainfart
alright i ain't playing this game
Hi hoe
Bad

haven't had sex with neither a man nor a woman
hoe? 
Pango
The prime of my life never existed 
Don't do my man Like that
Didn't mean it like that-
wazaaaaa
pango are you ignoring my ping
i saw it
Wazaaaaap
i exhaled through my nostrils
Shhhhhhht
You bunch of minor virgins
aight time to commit unspeakable atrocities
have you had sex with a man?
No
I will save this until the day of my bday
You will Always be a minor in my heart
No, he's just straight 
i still have to sex a man to complete my life
Thats Not how it works
ditto
so are you a virgin?
infinite pedophile glitch (working 2022)
I Had my First time with 14, which is a bit to early in retrospect
because you're literally underaged
14?
Not on august
18 is still not drinking age which means still underaged
It is in germany
16 is
this mf
But only If you are chad

just drink underage
what is the matter
fuck the police
the last one idiot
i used to drink at 14
Then your parents go to jail for u
now i came out a retard
i drank a lot when i was a kid, even at school
have you seen alcohol prices in EU?
i did, yes
No one geht's a lawsuit for underaged drinking, at least Not in Germany 
have you seen alcohol prices in TR?
I became sober just by looking at it
honestly
"Legal in germany"
skill issue
YOU'RE legal in germany
i'm legal in mexico
More Like a Grey area
Don't do me that bad gringo
more like gey area
Real
Ayyy
i will be coming to the gey area
Not as a self-made cocktail
drink lava lamp juice
Why not both
Cocktails best
become bulletproof 
the only alcohol i'd accept is beer
the rest suck ass
I've drank enough for a decade
of course you'd like the thing that has the word "cock" in it
not all of us has the stomach acids to digest motor oil and asbestos khaa
We know you are gey, you Don't have to Tell us all the time
then make one
what if
all of could eat metal
digest a baby 
I'm kinda bi though
babies are half metal
bi gang
he's literally me fr (i'm going through a mental breakdown)
asbestos is my favourite candy
Your lungs will be fireproof!
fr fr
(farted recently)
I can give you a stone that actually has asbestos in it
farted recently for rrrrrr
To be bi you have to be gey first

am i just too retarded or is this chat too retarded?
Both
Both
If you were smart you wouldn't have walked in here
yeah
you could always hangout in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat be my fucking guest
Walking in here is a mistake
i also like shiny things
I just Play retarded to fit in
i also like matte things
But am i?
Feds?
matte 
we're all equaly retarded
Fucking glowies
Some pll are more equal
It's not that I'm dumb, it's that I don't function like a person
have you ever touched a matte 200 gsm visit card, dumbo?
and i mean touched it
felt it on your skin
no but i saw a full matte black car and instantly coomed my pants
Wtf even is that
Crystal you don't even know your gender fam
let alone know if you're retarded or. ot
Both!
not
well Ivan is here to give us some brain cells
Its pretty obvious tbh
black matte car owners in the summer be seething and coping
please men we need
I hate all of you equally ❤️
or 250 gsm bristol visit card 
you tell him ivan 
I did paduro
oh yea that thing turns into a deathtrap for real 
Gm paduro
shark pog
Blue car🤝
eat shit

car 🤝
yea but white really makes the dirtiness pop
hate cars
clean it
unless you clean it every day
Company policy
why have company policy
Cars suck
Free car
cumpany poolicy
i just type in random shit and it registers as an opinion here
Made me chuckle more then it should have
cum brain
Ew
Gamer Goo
having a motorcycle is more than enough to get from one point to another, having a car seems unnecessary unless you have a family or something
coming from you? I'd believe it
How much did you get
Ty
about 5 dabloons
he sold them for 3 monster cans 
No that was my sister
it was for 5 cans
Fucking where
she was little
so useless child
depends on the cans
Kids should fetch a high price
5 cans of beer? cringe. 5 cans of beans? epic
long work life
he sold her for 5 zero ultras 
ofc paduro
my man
but what if theres a little homo
ok maybe a little
yeaaaa
I have computers class and im talking about selling my family with strangers on the Internet
Can't make this shit up

tell your teacher i said hi
good
I said hi in his discord
he do
Yes
Da.
negative

Why is winter in greece so passive aggressive
It's very aggressive in the netherlands
I thought we were supposed to have a sea climate
It's gotten pretty cold pretty fast
i wish
october was at like 24 degrees here
If it's going to snow the forklift is going sideways
Yeah, the fuckin northern sea climate
Don't die 🙏
Can I ask you a question about the greek language?
i got more or less a flash freeze
Here its like “fuck you, no sun and it will look like its raining all the time,but also no wind and the temperature will be mild”
Shoot
Arapis is offensive
but Zarakinos is polite?
thanks
Kill
You can always just say mavros aka black in greek
she tip toed, it made it worse
why is dutyer always here? like 24/7
my gaze drives away lesser women
Tf you talking about, ive been gone for almost 12 hours
Everytime i check brainfart he is here
Stop the cap
yes
no u are always here
like falco
Stop checking
real
Fake
we have -13
Wear a coat 4Head
Idk its -10c here
19C, perfect weather for a walk
We have 16 degrees
Where’s your thermals
i was created to traverse the frozen wastes butt naked
stop it, the freez should bother you, i thought u are a REAL MEN
I forgor
You wished I was a man homo boy
balls means free testosterone bro
i do, its driving me crazy
why that? isnt it just a piss sack
i'm sad to say i am bad at twerking despite having a well defined dumper

No thug shaker
My ass be so fine
same bro
i love me some fine asses
frog 
I need to cook it
he is literally me
i will kebab your intestines
how could you say that
Just what I wanted
Gf = gains goblin
real
*Gains Fgoblin
bye bye 
Mintyyy hii :3
Haiiii
omg hiii








