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German beers are nice
wish i could go to oktoberfest sometimes
lean
go watch soccer or smth
2 liter pitchers of beer with a slight alcohol %
"go water your plants, old guy"
Alcohol ≠ Overall flavour
True
Sports are boring af. 
true
yeah i know , especially football is a joke now
its only money
But overall flavour in german beer is also in the gutter
fuck fair play
After every football match now our capital is slightly on fire
rip off referees heads off
Probably true. I'm a teetotaler anyway so 
A what now?
I only drink on very special occasions, like a chocolate beer made by a guy that serves starchefs
No alcohol
Not sure if you are stalking me or made a lucky guess, but when you rake in 1mil gold within the first year alone and have all Iridium tools—you're pretty good at planning. 
Huh
You should try playing dota
No. 
eww


One of my 'former friends' said the same thing, then we weren't friends anymore.
I remember trying to play dota, looking at the icon diarrhea on my screen and giving up
even heroes of the storm is better
Hey playing dota with a friend is great, you could see their true selves without spending too much time

I'd rather have meaningful deep connections with my friends than play dota
he is right actually
nya good morning
haiiii uwuuu >~<

haiii meowmeow
Ah yes time to leave

sorry bros its kill and rape oclock
So far i have played dota with only 5 ish ppl. The people who doesnt mald or flame, i still talk to them after all these years.

i'd just say ,, i love you '' to them, i'd be good content
them = enemies

lying is bad
please tell me you didn't ditch a guy for just playing dota
Not only, no. He was an overall mean-spirited troll to most people around him.
aye, fair enough
Karma
Can you guess how much hours i have in dota
2,000+
too much
@grizzled meadow
3600
if it's less than 5k , u are a pleb
the answer is always "too much"
ewww u played rankedd
Know a guy that has over 2k hours in lost ark already
future pedophile in da making
people had that after like 1-2 mmonths after release already
i think almost a year already passed
we do not joke about that , please avoid
Pff weak
Maybe im wrong but i certainly dont feel like a mean spirited guy.. im just.. neutral
its hard facts
Dayum
it's not
killing floor!! 
nuh uh
The same guy invited me to play DayZ, only to snipe me in Zelenogorsk(?) when I had been running there for 30+ minutes. 
1-2 months? That's not how math works tbh
If i dont have uni and work at the same time i'd probably have 3.5k hrs by now
i mean i have been playing this since 8th grade
after 4k hours i stopped caring
Damn....
???
like stopped getting mad and shit
Not funny. Better not continue down this path. 
You just don't understand
i'm playing one certain game from like, age 7 💀
yeah okay that's some mean stuff even disregarding him being an ass in general
That shit is bad for kids lol. Too much mental toxicity. Glad i only started playing at 1st grade HS
Oh? What is it?
my lawyer advised me not to speak..
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bruh
Some people are like that, not considering what the people on the receiving end feel like. 
Borderlands 3 be like
mediocre , bl2 was the shit
True
dying 26 times to some mini boss only to unlock the boss and die 36 times more
I played the balls of bl2
at least the music was ballin
The writing was so fucking good too
when I tried playing bl3 and heard zer0 make like poop jokes I just closed the game
Marty mcshottyface : "i want you to SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!!!!"
bl3 was like ,, oh wait i just found a build that oneshots everything with aoe of half of the map ''
damn he needs some seed
he looking a bit pale
True.. i wish i played zane tbh.. minmaxing makes the game far too boring
minmaxing? i just went for random mech build :p
I played moze and used the nuke build
yup
reminds me of how the local squirrels always steal the bird feed we leave out
Glad I did not return for the third instalment.
Yeah he sounds like cringey 13 yo edgelord in bl3
pretty much, nowadays we just buy the balls that are in a mesh and hope for the best
fuck you randy
Randy, you suck. 
Such a bummer bcs i had so much blast in bl2. Played zero as sniper, then changed my build to melee asassin midgame. Most fun i've ever had in my life
krieg was fucking amazing, hell all the characters were fun as hell
Yeez
bnk3r + conference call + zero
lol
lets ping everyone at once
Faster farm in the west
@grizzled meadow
I went for double torgue pistol gunzerker build
Forgot the name but it shoots 6 exploding bullets that expands horizontally
The one you can farm in the snow region outside the hub?
Solid tactic. Gotta try it someday
Lyuda 
yeah it's that one!
Lyuda my beloved
drops from a guy who spawns there after you've finished main quest
Unkempt harold
YES
I played bl2 as casually as one can, but even I knew that farm
That shits fuckin insane man
i mean thats jail time
early game unkempt harold is brutal
Also the infinity pistol 
u had to kill that guy over and over , the toilet guy
The harold is brutal every where
Carried me thru early game like no other guns
Yep lol probably the only farming i did in game
the toilet guy is for the grenade iirc
Dlc had this smg that shot 5 bullets or so in a wave
slapping people grenade
my deceased neurons are lighting up

The phoenix or smth? It was pretty rad yea
Yeah Dahl
Vladof, Hyperion, Dahl, Jakobs, Tediore, Bandit, Torgue, Maliwan
I think is all the gun manufacturers
Yep, looks familiar.
I think I ran mostly Tediore and Torgue sniper rifles iirc.
Over ten years ago, can't remember much. 
in bl2?
Did those have snipes?
Nope
sadly not
explosive snipers tho that would be somethin
Chucking an exploding sniper rifle 
Is ok, you're getting old Aldo
Torgue has a gun that fires sword that also explodes
And the scope is very high like a sniper
Was very wonky tho so i didnt use it

Tediore had a homing shotty that when you reloaded it, you threw it in the air, and it made this vruum sound while literally shooting the empty shotgun at the person it's homing at
I remember a weapon named Hellfire in my second slot..
vruum 
Atlas
atlas wasn't in bl2
Oh yeeeaah..
Half of bl3 guns are like this lol. The last one i used, when reload, throw it jn the air, fires at random direction, bounces a few times, then explodes
Dahl in BL2 was meh
bl3 guns was just throwing shit at the wall
dahl is great for having a slag sniper for dps and literally nothing else
No idea which sniper rifle I had in my primary slot, but it was a one-shotting beast.
probs jakobs then
I hated the Burst. If you modded the game it worked tho
maja is literally me
she uses the 
Sounds about right.
maja is a woman name
p!magik
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i had a friend named maya
p!magik @real tinsel
what does magik even do
cursed
p!implode @pastel quartz
so that's what it does
jerk
p!gmagik @real tinsel
tf is a gmagik
it was used so often, u have dementia?
p!gmagik aldou
p!gmagik @ruby minnow
don't tell him
imma use this
p!invert aldou
p!explode aldou
p!implode aldou
p!saturate aldou
RED SPY IN BASE
p!grayscale aldou
p!gmagik bz11k
p!implode bz11k
p!explode bz11k
p!explode Syno
nah it isn't good on my pfp
p!explode kha
p!implode kha
my retard ass is enjoying this feature
everyone is
i added pancake to my friends discord
p!saturate @real tinsel
we're all enjoying it
everyone is retarded 🤝
p!grayscale kha
p!magik
p!explode adanos
p!explode adanos
p!implode adanos
p!gmagik adanos
p!explode pancake
p!implode Pancake
p!implode @foggy mantle
p!explode qaNitro
p!implode qanitro
p!gmagik qanitro
p!explode @ruby minnow
i'm already using my gmagik one as pfp btw
its so funny

p!explode Falco

the weight of his guilt is crushing this possum to death
p!implode Falco
p!gmagik Falco

how about we do it to you too
p!gmagik falco
p!explode Ἄρης
p!implode Ἄρης
p!gmagik Ἄρης
man this is so retarded
He got the gigachad chin
ares gigachad confirmed
oh no
I feel sick
real
too much blue shark
;v haha very funny
very hot
sounds like you got a fever
sounds like you just need to man up fr
Thatquicm...? God...
Damn
Yo why is it that everytime I come in here this chat is extra queer
because I'm here
actually I don't know, it's gae in here like half the time I look in, it's kind of unbearable
Gotta force the convos to not be horny
The fuck does hedonist mean
hedonism is basically self-indulgence
Say it like I have autism
usually too much of it
"Pursuit of or devotion to pleasure, especially to the pleasures of the senses."
Ah
big horny
Touch your dick too much
no, I touch men too much
Or listen to music too loud.
or other way around
could be too much of any sense really
what if i want to touch you too much
Okay
Horny mf
No touching me
It's too hot in here
anyway here, I'll start by making it less gae and more meme
and its too cold in here :((
Pay me the plane ticket there and I'll let you touch
what's happening here
Time to go gym at 7 AM
touchings penises and no one calls me?
No horny
they're trying to touch penises and I for once had nothing to do with it
they're always pretty horny
exactly
p!explode dotdeutschland
gg
my dad being big brain
Time for hot choco
I want an ice cold beer
but eat something, drink water, take care of yourself
I definitely need to eat more, I'm back into underweight territory according to the bmi
means I'll have to kill an immigrant and eat him 😔
I weight 57.8kg now...yay
wuaey
Yoo
I'm off by about 5-ish
That sounds fun
:C
god damn it always comes back to vore doesn't it
Anywa i need sleep
no not vore you silly gremlin
cannibalism
Man
in the morning im normal and by evening im slightly overweight


you poop your bed
mystery solved
???
What
even down there?
I'm just heavy
I'm just light
@grizzled meadow
Thankfully it's just my guts that are the problems. My legs and ass are on point
thats hella hot
or your scale is trying to be sassy with you at night
Wait until I put on more muscle and then reduce my fat %
It's been 3 months and I still haven't taken any progress pics
expect the ones in our dms
only progress you need is in your head
feel good
I'll need to remember to eat more, shouldn't be hard around christmas
I feel really good
i bet you feel really good
i keep forgetting time exists and so i forget eating
i have to set alarms for myself to rember
I like working out but I can't get myself to do it regularly
Why not?
i hate working out and my hatred is the only thing that fuels me
cropol just wait till you start doing giant sets for your arms. Feeling that forearm, tricep and bicep pump at the same time is fucking insane
add side delts to that
and you feel like you are gonna blow up
I think i've gone back to being depressed so doing things is harder
"I could eat now or I could take a shower"
"I could eat now but I want to finish this project"
"I could eat now but I've just been asked over to a friend's place"
or
"I could eat now but I'm playing video games"
that last one really kills me
do both
Real
I don't like eating while playing video games
Also the gyms around here aren't local gyms, they're big gym franchises so they're not that fun to go to
Eat while doing x thing and you are golden
I will start eating while I shower
Yes
working/studying whilst eating do be golden
Is it possible to be a femboy and do mukbangs?
I don't see why not?
turn that mindset into a grindset
"i could eat now or i could eat the shower"
"i could eat now but i want to eat this project"
"i could eat now but i could go eat my friend"
"i could eat now but i can eat my computer"
there you go
turn your poopset into a shitset
i'm shitpilled
I mean fit girls do it right? femboys should be able to as well, though I don't wanna look it up
mukbangs are gross
same
women eating would imply women shit, which they obviously don't
same
I wish men were interested in me 
Give them affection and they will
It's easy to get men
I'm interested in you
I can't want anyone, if I don't want myself.

what do you do on weekends gorf
This is unironically good advice tho
Love yourself before loving others
yeah gae is blocked for some reason, I just say gae
mostly hang out, play games and watch movies
I relate to this hard
With thighs like yours, you could pull almost anyone
And that voice too
😩
any franchises you have an interest in? games, movies or both?
REAL
Cope
You cope, I’ll murder the all of Rostock with a deagle next time I visit
I meant as in I'm very sad and don't believe I'm worthy of other's love.
Oh no, were so scared of dick cock 5
Start loving yourself bro
been playing Stalkers mainly recently but I hope I can find some fun RTS soon I can get into. For movies mostly animations, always love seeing what people come up with when they're not limited by real life
Really fuckin hard, but I'm doing my best.
I know it's easier said than done
AoE2 :)
But every little step is good
Proud of you bro
I didn't play it much but I probs should
I've been conscious of things that make me happy, and try to actively improve myself. It's okay to be weak, but it's not okay to stay weak.
also thanks, chatting's helping
REAL
pro scene is also gucci
@pastel quartz why are you server muted
did u try bannerlord
Maja really became a simp for bannerlord
Got server muted for mic spam
based

I'm terrible at RTS games but I enjoy them, really like C&C and TW games, including the new warhammer ones
played warband a bunch but didn't get hyped for bannerlord
and you're welcome
it's wicked
rat
I like me some casual rts, never got into competitive even if I feel like I could learn
Okay caught offguard
Yes i am
what about divinityy
pro scene of AoE2?
ye?
divinity? as in like original sin?
Is it bad if my ears re warm and that i am dizzy?
yup
my beloved 2
What
I never really looked into it tbh
hidden cup and the red bull wololo are great to watch when they are around
God fuck this keyborad
On it
Thank u guys, am feelin a bit better 
@abstract path so maybe the keyboard will work now?
It wasn't that
So no fucking the keyboard? 😔
check your temperature
Uuhhh i do know some since i had a cold 2 days ago
hot ears and dizzy usually means I'm very tired myself. Warm face too
Hot ears and dizzy could also mean a fever
or drunk
Or on fire
Yeah you got a slight fever mate
How qwq
well then it may be going up, have some hot tea or some other hot drink
It happens, nobody can avoid it
Except big dick marty, big dick marty avoids fever every day
Let's hope it won't do the numbers

eh?
Gee
Be well crystal
Why NOW
Cuz it wants to get to know you better
cold weather, maybe caught a virus from somebody
Everybody is having this....idfk why
An apple a day keeps the doctors rectal exam away
its the season, crystal, it's normal to have a cold in winter
maybe I shouldn't eat apples anymore
That's....very good to know
Listen closely…..its winter
Thats why i dont eat apples
DISEASE BE DISEASIN, IT DOESNT CHOOSE A TIME AND PLACE BEFORE IT DISEASES
bad health care?
Doesn't have to be covid
doesnt
can just be comld
Did you get rid of the mold?
well then just got unlucky
Yes just today
An hour ago the fever hit me like a truck
me and who
Next time it will hit you like a honda
Atleast i can dodge a car
Oh can you now?
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Auto...
I am approaching at a rapid speed
@rose ferry
2 cars now
oh noo im so scared stands still
Yes
hope you guys gonna be alright and stuff
But i can't dodge bullets
have good lives and all
Not you maja, you get to live another day
This sounds like a suicide note
Maja knows Divinity original sin 2 so she gets a pass from me
enjoy the next 24 hours
huh, why, wut
PAIN
Good game
I will
my brain already commited suicide years ago
it does
I don't know what that means and I don't want to know
huh, what fever has to do with gaining weight
Easy way to gain weight
illness doesnt ask
Stop defecating
Wait
@midnight tree socializing? 
DISEASE DONT ASK, DISEASE SEES AND DISEASE TAKES
I can easier gain weight this way you say?
fever can decrease weight and let it gain more slowly
bout to get a fever and do an insane cut
why don't people abuse this to lsoe weight
Gain more? Really?
they value their immune system
Ah
Oh yes, lemme contract a disease to lose weight
I fucking hate this
Hey it's literally me
but one of the actually sane ones
Keep it that way.
Huh?
Shut
Nu
where are you even from
Nu™️
Well i do use jt
I use jt as well
Brunnya~
Ah
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
most civilized conversation
;< aaa
Aaah?
Ah ah ah
Literally us rn
new pfp dropped?
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me waking up every morning knowing england still exists
My meaning of catgirl has now shifted uncontrollably to just being neko arc
I cant read
second save pic in what
main folder, phone, dekstop, 1 out of 80 folders in main folder
Thank god nobody will ask me for the 5th saved pic
in what...??
Phone
oh
too lazy to charge it :c
:^
Wow ok
great opportunity for me to finally check my gallery
Someone ask me for my 7th saved pic
i ask u for ur 7th saved pic
FINE, if you insist
You can't
send 11 aswell
French toast
Daw
@orchid robin 13th pic now
Thats my academic id which has my face on it
send it???
send it
God i wish that was me
yeetus feeuts
In your dreams if you think im letting any of you see my full legal name and picture
give us your middle name
I got no middle name
i could show u umm..
Tbh i alsl got no middle name
SHES PULLING HER COCK OUT
ew no, i hate that fucking thing
i'd never do that
@grizzled meadow
show us the 3 letters on the back of your credit card
and the expiration date
My name is Richard Philip Henry John Benson
No
(joke, mods)
shut up guiseppe
hello 1984
I believe you dick
Sry i meant Dick
Funny thing tho
Why do you have 2 names and 3 nicknames
One of the names he listed
means dick
Is mine
henry?
No
Your real name is George Orwell, author of 1984
Thats all im gonna say
Prolly richard
Not henry
dont tell me youre dick
bro is named richard 
Or john or philip
okay richard
My name is unpronouncable in english
Okay okay
proud of that
Yall wanna know my name?
They're all names
Benson is the surname
@pastel quartz this is what happens when you ask for pics
It's Crystal
Balls
thats a hooker name
Ummm
Dw were proud of you
My name's rock
And im looking for co-
My second name is actually Rock in french
That thing looks underage
I got a French word for a name too, technically last.
My name is pretty universal
give me your adress, I'm taking it back
nice to meet you, mr. pretty universal
mr pretty
Shut
It's Lebel Model 1886
the names universal...
I'm def taking it back
Just Lebel, really. I don't know why I have a French last name despite being born and raised in America with English ancestors.
Damn bro, i can give you a reason for having a french last name 
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NICE TRY YOU FOOLISH BOT
idiot
ABSOLUTE BUFFOON
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WHY
W h y
Knew this would happen
what's the world without a litle bit of chaos
im not the same man i was 5 seconds ago
one silly little spam
STUPID FUCKIN BOT LOSES AGAIN
helloo haiii :333
Nah it wasn't for the spam
Just messing around
Brunnya~
i made giles corey meme :33
admin abuse 
Crystal bio change? My favorite moment of the day
I have officially been apart of my first brain fart lockdown.
i forgot to go to the doctor to pick up some fucking important paper but crystal doesnt forget to change the bio everyday
3rd here
fucking hell man
The funny thing is that Crystal said some days ago "no I won't change it anymore"
I don't remember my bio
What?
That bio has been there for days
You don't like fire?
and other hilarious jokes
ah yeah, it's been the same forever
I stalk everyones bio when im bored
Can't he?
Then what's mine?
I could ask the same considering you posted the pic
crystal is exile 
I HAVE MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO STALK PEOPLES BIO
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT
I want it.
honestly after she changes her pfp i kinda forget who she is , but then i see that bio and know there is nobody here that does that
u get nerf gun in your head
i keep forgetting crystal is a woman
She?
it's like an AR5.7
I'm just built different 
Yes.
u are 40kg at 17 years , defo built different

i've been 50 kgs for the past 6 years 
Good
Damn, expectations ruined
hopefully not a pyromaniac
I want someone who can bench me
You could say tho
when is this phase gonna go? 2 -3 days
I can try
Say what
i am basically khaytiil
doubt
👋
I want someone who I can go to with my frustrations to help me through hard times in life and understand me

u need a dick for that, @abstract path
so what colour do u want ur dragon
Trans femboys are valid
Blue
HE DOESNT KNOW
I mean i still have jt
best I can do is call once a week and pay allimony
Lmfao
painfully relatable

It's not like my parents allow me to cut my dick off qith fucking 17
I'm already paying to go to a therapist.
imagine being born and named giuseppe
she is 17 btw
