🎪bruh-fart

[wise bane]

shut up boy

[heady crow]

nah

[split canyon]

@ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch @ionic hatch

[solar obsidian]

[wise bane]

p!ship @wise bane @split canyon

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is tonl-bot ♥️

[grizzled meadow]

Nooo not the Discord mod looking mf

[wise bane]

attack him

[orchid robin]

p!ship @grizzled meadow @ionic hatch

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is FaFreyer ♥️

[grizzled meadow]

p!ship Falco @ionic hatch

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is FaFreyer ♥️

[ionic hatch]

[grizzled meadow]

[orchid robin]

Too slow mf

[hidden path]

you guys make me feel less autistic than I probbably am

[grizzled meadow]

Fuck off then

I'll take my handshake back

[wise bane]

spam

[orchid robin]

I will, thank you for reminding me

[split canyon]

@hidden path

[wise bane]

we are just better at being autistic

[placid sail]

Falco doing his thing again

[wise bane]

he loves young things

[hidden path]

why did the bot ping me

I don't like it

[split canyon]

@placid sail wanna bang

[heady crow]

no wonder he doesent like me anymore then

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect3-report-to-the-ship-as-soon-as-possible-well-bang-ok-gif-17369371

[wise bane]

kill him, we can do it together

[wise bane]

he does, just not as much as a younger you

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/well-bang-okay-shepard-mass-effect-gif-8119271

[lusty sonnet]

Discord mod moment

[orchid robin]

Fun fact, setting c4 on fire is completely safe

[wise bane]

mods are the worst

[wise bane]

we all know that nerd

[ionic hatch]

Eat the c4

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1051836483205595186/1051836671030734858/I_can_feel_your_C.mp4

[wise bane]

cum on it

[grizzled meadow]

From Jack Frost which I can't ping to @ionic hatch

[ionic hatch]

@grizzled meadow

[wise bane]

thats alice right there

[orchid robin]

Suck my dick nerd

[wise bane]

i will until you cum nerd

[ionic hatch]

I have a bigger cock then you

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mods-age-of-consent-gif-19942043

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

[pastel quartz]

dad, is there any way of getting rid of my troops without losing them? like- i don't watn them for now, but iw ant to come back to them later

[wise bane]

i know, still get more bitches

[orchid robin]

Okay nerd, you want me to pat you on the head while you do it?

[ionic hatch]

I'm into guys

[solar obsidian]

thank you for this fact, i did not know 🙂

[placid sail]

so Alice was a man all along

[wise bane]

try getting a castle and then u can leave them as garison

[split canyon]

@pastel quartz hi sister

[orchid robin]

Delight being a G

[placid sail]

you were right for once Falco

[pastel quartz]

sure but- doesnt the castle take the money?
they need to get paid..

[wise bane]

i know, thats why i get more. there is now way i would if you would be into girls

[pastel quartz]

haiii uwuu

[crimson flame]

What game is this

[pastel quartz]

if i put them there.. they want bigger wage, if it's not enough, they lave

[split canyon]

@pastel quartz what are you doing in bwainfawt

[wise bane]

i believe they still cost stuff but less than in your party

[crimson flame]

Mount and blade poggies

[pastel quartz]

aw, okie

[ionic hatch]

Straight up kill them if they want to be paid more

[wise bane]

yeah but there is no other way, or you have a companion who you can make into a party

[grizzled meadow]

Alice confirmed man
Imagine a woman playing New Vegas

Impossible

[solar obsidian]

ikr

[ionic hatch]

Mr house is my favorite faction

[wise bane]

but never call me dad again, im only the dad of @split canyon

[placid sail]

yes man > house

[ionic hatch]

The house always wins

[abstract path]

*cutely

[placid sail]

become ungovernable

seize the power with the help of funny ahegao robot

[pastel quartz]

omggg! @remote vine im finally in the voting tab after raiding a town, sucks i have 0% tho ;c

[remote vine]

I sometimes get rid of them. Troops are not that hard to train

[wise bane]

bannerlord

[ionic hatch]

Bannerlord worth it over Warband?

I got like 4K hours in warband

[wise bane]

i would say so yeah

[remote vine]

Yep. You need to save up influence for these moments

[pastel quartz]

160 is max influence i can give tho

[wise bane]

its pretty cheap on instantgaming, i love it. AND there are mods now 🙂

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-new-vegas-gif-23683552

[ionic hatch]

Crusader armor mods?

I HATE how the armor looks like bannerlord

[remote vine]

There’s a mod called Eagles Rising which is the Rome mod

[pastel quartz]

omgg yess!

[wise bane]

yeah just play more, u will get one eventually

[ionic hatch]

I want muh teutonic Order

[wise bane]

yeah

[ionic hatch]

[remote vine]

She had two castles and 1 town before

[wise bane]

just check it out

[ionic hatch]

Buying bannerlord today

[pastel quartz]

💀 wtf is this

[wise bane]

oh wow nevermind

[wise bane]

bruh you thicc

[ionic hatch]

I still haven't finished nfs unbound tho

[remote vine]

I told u to get a new armor maja

[wise bane]

i think you will enjoy, have fun 🙂

[pastel quartz]

i did, it's nto great either

[real tinsel]

i go away for one hour and you turn brainfart into a whorehouse

what have you done to my baby

@grizzled meadow can you ban everyone from #🎪bruh-fart including yourself

[wise bane]

there is a mod to make sexy female armors

with boobies

[solar obsidian]

[pastel quartz]

send me, anything would be better than this stuff

[wise bane]

eh just check steam workshop

[pastel quartz]

didnt help much

[remote vine]

I didn’t see it in steam workshop

[pastel quartz]

ah.. steam workshop :monkalaugh:

[wise bane]

yeah but thats just how it is with strong armys

[remote vine]

Just get rid of some of them

[wise bane]

why did u search for it ?

[pastel quartz]

i don't have it on steam..

[wise bane]

yeah

[real tinsel]

unbased

[wise bane]

then jeck moddb

[placid sail]

let me guess

legion panty sniffer

[wise bane]

based

[real tinsel]

nope i'm house capacitor sniffer

[pastel quartz]

Try not being poor

[remote vine]

I want to see if there’s better looking armor 4Head

[placid sail]

submissive and breedable in that stupid ass roman skirt

[wise bane]

yo didnt know we have a bob

[real tinsel]

why would i even support legion bzeek

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-new-vegas-degenerates-degenerates-like-you-belong-on-a-cross-degenerate-gif-21451302

[real tinsel]

do you take me for a deranged fanatic or something

[wise bane]

crusade mod looks very cool

[real tinsel]

i have the ability to think for myself

[solar obsidian]

arent u?

[pastel quartz]

i dont think its here :c

[placid sail]

just to be as edgy as you always are

[real tinsel]

deranged, yes. Fanatic, no

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caesar-legion-red-yellow-meme-gif-22986033

[solar obsidian]

oh

[pastel quartz]

I'm deranged

[placid sail]

THIS IS FUCKING GRAND

[real tinsel]

you're mistaking me for alice

[pastel quartz]

I'm a bob fanatic

[wise bane]

hm dont know, but if you actually want cooler armor check the crusade one out

[placid sail]

half the server is not thirsting for you, so no

[wise bane]

https://tenor.com/view/pochita-chainsaw-man-gif-22471591

[pastel quartz]

Oh, hey Alice 👋🏼

[real tinsel]

it was a while ago

now alice took away my spotlight

[solar obsidian]

time to become a tomboy then

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-gif-12847172

[wise bane]

yeah that what happens when a dude pretends to be a women

https://tenor.com/view/smile-emoji-power-sasuke-anime-gif-17931105

[real tinsel]

a dude pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man*

[placid sail]

it was never the case

[pastel quartz]

😂

[real tinsel]

i would disagree

[placid sail]

there are no toxic abusive girls here to swoon over you boy

[wise bane]

true

[fading shuttle]

alice isnt even human, they are a fed

[real tinsel]

there used to be the time i was the channel..slut

[pastel quartz]

There are no girls here in the first place

[wise bane]

everyone without pp is

[pastel quartz]

that also isnt on moddb

[wise bane]

u never where important

[placid sail]

that's something a hot grill would totally say

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582

[real tinsel]

alice is a government drone put here by ilham aliyev to spy on me so i don't keep exposing his ass

[wise bane]

u sure? it should be on there

[pastel quartz]

https://www.moddb.com/games/mount-blade-ii-bannerlord/mods/page/2?sort=visitstotal-desc#modsbrowse

doesnt seme liek it

[wise bane]

only feds

[pastel quartz]

Brb sending ball pics

[wise bane]

in the name of jerusalem

[wise bane]

falco, be quiet

thanks

[pastel quartz]

this just looks like some nerd christian shit tho

[grizzled meadow]

HEARTACHES: BY THE NUMBER
TROUBLES: BY THE SCORE
EVERY DAY YOU LOVE ME LESS: EACH DAY I LOVE YOU MORE

[wise bane]

yeah i saw one that looked cool

[wise bane]

can search later

[pastel quartz]

💀 this is supposed to be a mod description
not history book

[grizzled meadow]

I'm always right, The Falco Always Win

[wise bane]

well the mod is about history dummy

[ionic hatch]

Falco bend down

[lusty sonnet]

About this

[heady crow]

How about you bend me down

[real tinsel]

bunch of simps

[wise bane]

hey dont steal him, he already agreed to me to bang

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow change the channel name to simpfart

[wise bane]

p!invert @real tinsel

[placid sail]

it amuses me how they simp regardless of her gender

[placid sail]

femboy pipeline is actually real

[wise bane]

we simp for falco

[real tinsel]

i caught all your asses simping for the tomboy

[solar obsidian]

mod cock suck

[placid sail]

official "Falco getting railed by fat Dutch cock" ost
https://youtu.be/fmRjgWW8yn0

[wise bane]

i dont do it for the mod, i do it for his heart

[grizzled meadow]

He's jealous don't mind him

[solar obsidian]

😔

[ionic hatch]

Last time you said you liked pegging

Why the sudden change?

[real tinsel]

that's pango

get your lore right tomboy

[placid sail]

hold on what

[real tinsel]

i have a SPREADSHEET dedicated to brainfart lore

go fucking read it

[grizzled meadow]

A love that I can't win
But the day that I stop counting that's the day my world will end

[placid sail]

first Falco can't comprehend what's a tomboy, now he's into pegging?

[real tinsel]

#🎪bruh-fart @grizzled meadow my man 🤝

[solar obsidian]

hello #🎪bruh-fart

[grizzled meadow]

Never, ever said that

Proof or you're capping

[real tinsel]

EXACTLY THIS PART PLAYED WHEN YOU WROTE THIS OMG

[grizzled meadow]

Never said that

[ionic hatch]

I'm not capping

[placid sail]

ah

I've been bamboozled

[ionic hatch]

He said that 2 nights ago

[grizzled meadow]

Post proof or capping

said

Said how?

Verbally? Written?

In a VC?

[real tinsel]

that's pango

[solar obsidian]

dms?

[real tinsel]

get your lore right

[ionic hatch]

Verbally

[grizzled meadow]

In a VC?

Impossible it was me

[echo slate]

I am capping

I'm on C, get over here

[ionic hatch]

Does that modussy pog Falco

[grizzled meadow]

Pango likes pegging btw, that's correct
I never said anything me liking that

[real tinsel]

the roles are reversed now the tomboy is simping for falco

[grizzled meadow]

It's always like this...

[real tinsel]

there was a time when you were only mine

[grizzled meadow]

Alice stopped counting

The world is now ending

[grizzled meadow]

My heart only have a place for a special person, and that person is you

[solar obsidian]

wholesome ❤️

[wise bane]

where?

[devout hull]

I've been edging for three days, if you tease me any more Imma bust.

[placid sail]

I am sad that khaylice ship is dead, but oh well, hail the falcice ship

[wise bane]

wow, f you

[placid sail]

you had your chance mate

[real tinsel]

p!ship @grizzled meadow @real tinsel

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Faytiil ♥️

[placid sail]

don't thumb me down now

[solar obsidian]

fentanyl

[wise bane]

when? i never did

[placid sail]

not you

[grizzled meadow]

You see, way down inside of me darlin', I have only one desire
And that one desire is you
And I know, nobody else ain't gonna do

[wise bane]

im just a hedgehog

[placid sail]

that sore loser khaytil

[devout hull]

p!ship @grizzled meadow @devout hull

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Fa_Spider ♥️

[wise bane]

even worse

[grizzled meadow]

Here

[placid sail]

p!ship @ionic hatch @grizzled meadow

[wise bane]

where

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Alicelco ♥️

[placid sail]

it even sounds Italian

[solar obsidian]

incelco 🤌

[placid sail]

a match made in heavens indeed

[grizzled meadow]

FaFreyer is better

[real tinsel]

I've lost aaall aambition for wooorldly acclaim
iiiiii just waant to beee the one you looove

[placid sail]

hold on let's try it the other way too

p!ship @grizzled meadow @ionic hatch

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is FaFreyer ♥️

[grizzled meadow]

AND WITH YOUR ADMISSION
THAT YOU FEEL THE SAME

I'LL HAVE REACHED THE GOAL I'M DREAMING OF

BE

LIE

VE

ME

[placid sail]

ohhhh that's what you've meant

[fading shuttle]

why is it simpfart

im not a simp

[abstract path]

that's just plain cute felco

[placid sail]

fafreyer sound like another criminal series like breaking bad

[solar obsidian]

its for the majority

[real tinsel]

iiii don't want to set the woooooorld ooooooon fiiiiiiiiiiiire
iiiiii just want to start a flaaaame in your heaaart

[echo slate]

The room was completely black

[fading shuttle]

did you just call me a minority

[placid sail]

oh no

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmIwm5RElRs

[placid sail]

what have you done

[echo slate]

I hugged her and she hugged back

[solar obsidian]

we are both minors here

[placid sail]

I must post retarded shit now

[fading shuttle]

no i am adult man

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/YdafM_QyKKU

[grizzled meadow]

Like the sailor said, quote: "Ain't that a hole in a boat?

[abstract path]

i know

[grizzled meadow]

Nobody else

Ain't gonna do

[echo slate]

My head keeps spinnin

[fading shuttle]

hold it in place then

[real tinsel]

My head keeps spinnin'
I go to sleep and keep grinnin'
If this is just the beginnin'
Myyyyyyyyy life is gonna be beeeeeeaauuuuuutiful

dam dam dam dam du du dam

[abstract path]

i didn't listen to it for idk how long

[heady crow]

Hey as long as they can top me

[wise bane]

gimme attention

[placid sail]

you look a bit different than usual

[wise bane]

old

[real tinsel]

brainfart break over, back to chiv 2

👋

[placid sail]

must be the new fully transparent hat

[wise bane]

p!invert @real tinsel

[placid sail]

farevell pussy

[real tinsel]

you can still see my stock image lines

[wise bane]

yeah i had to look twice

[heady crow]

You are old

[real tinsel]

rude

why am i pussy

[placid sail]

you have a pussy pfp

why?

[real tinsel]

fuck you

eat shit bozo

[wise bane]

look at your pfp and think again

[placid sail]

????

[real tinsel]

fuck you

[placid sail]

so rude for no reason

[real tinsel]

die

[wise bane]

hedgehogs are cooler

jerk off loser

[real tinsel]

i hope none of you get to taste falco's italian sausage

[grizzled meadow]

In the shadow of the valley
I would like to settle down
Wide open spaces, wind on my face
A distant horizon, the moon on the crest
In the shadow of the valley
That I love best

[wise bane]

i did, its salty

[cedar hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506148741821104139/1051841800610000896/izayoi_sakuya_touhou_drawn_by_yamatakae__60a613516219c3a26c492e3d5f058f37.mp4

[wise bane]

nerd

[grizzled meadow]

@placid sail watch it

[wise bane]

p!invert @cedar hatch

[wise bane]

p!saturate @cedar hatch

[real tinsel]

actually looks nice

good job @foggy mantle

[placid sail]

I think they want to talk about the 🅱️ussy

[cedar hatch]

aesthetic

[wise bane]

what about me?

[real tinsel]

who are you

[wise bane]

[wise bane]

the one who did the command

[real tinsel]

yeah gj i guess

[cedar hatch]

We had matching profile pictures with my friend but he doesn't have it anymore

[grizzled meadow]

AND WE WILL BE DEFINETELY BE TALKING ABOUT THE PUSSI

[wise bane]

[real tinsel]

you can have matching profile photos with me new guy

[wise bane]

sadge

[real tinsel]

it's going to be purely platonic don't get any ideas

[wise bane]

wow u are kind to him but hate on me

[placid sail]

so desperate

[wise bane]

jerk

[placid sail]

go play chiv already you slutt

[real tinsel]

i'm regaining energy

[cedar hatch]

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-gif-10374658

[grizzled meadow]

khaytiil you slut

I thought you were only for me

[heady crow]

Didnt expect to see you here

[real tinsel]

i caught your lacking ass simping for the tomboy

[cedar hatch]

Omg it's the elusive Bruno

[wise bane]

this is his home

[grizzled meadow]

Find me where I was simping

[placid sail]

you have your dutch tomboy femboy whatever it is, don't get too greedy

[real tinsel]

yesterday but i won't find it

[grizzled meadow]

Find me where I was simping

[heady crow]

Could it really be the rcclab

[grizzled meadow]

Then it's cap, because I never simped for Alice

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/emmanuel-jdz-gif-24502401

[grizzled meadow]

I only simp for Bruno

And that's a given

[cedar hatch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/722528778697310297/1049306167765106708/men2.gif

[placid sail]

please find it I'm too tired to browse but I want to further the ship

[real tinsel]

everyone simps for bruno

[ionic hatch]

Falco loves me

[real tinsel]

shut it tomboy

[wise bane]

fake human

[real tinsel]

go peg pango

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-youre-goddamn-right-gif-14600753

[cedar hatch]

I've been in a sauna naked with him irl, get on my level

[heady crow]

Yesterday falco didnt know what a tomboy is idk if hed simp for alice

[real tinsel]

he thought it's a term for tradwife

[heady crow]

Ay dont tell them everything

[grizzled meadow]

Wait a sec I'm catching a plane rn

[cedar hatch]

[placid sail]

♥️ Alicelco ♥️

♥️ Alicelco ♥️

[orchid robin]

Im back, cafeteria food was pretty good….would be better if i gave enough of a shit to salt it

[heady crow]

Also talking about sauna you got any plans for new years eve? Prolly gonna go to Samuels new place myself

[grizzled meadow]

I love how this channel is capable of adding non existing stuff

[ionic hatch]

Sorry Falco I only like real men

[ionic hatch]

[cedar hatch]

I'm coming and taking my Dutchie there too

[placid sail]

he's cranky Italian dude who gets confused and screams for help if a woman doesn't wear a dress

it's as the real deal as it ever gets

[ornate tulip]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/826918360029069312/1047317709001601054/joe_troll_quagmire.mp4

[placid sail]

marry him now

[orchid robin]

Bro tomboy is a term older than you

[heady crow]

Shieett shes coming over too? Thats pog

[cedar hatch]

on the 27th :)

[orchid robin]

Well…….i got a 3 hour break apparently…..wtf do i do

[heady crow]

Yessir im happy for you. Has she ever experienced the finnish winter before?

[cedar hatch]

nope lol

[real tinsel]

play chiv 2 with me

[ornate tulip]

Sleep

[orchid robin]

IM AT UNIVERSITY GROUNDS

[heady crow]

Ahahahah and its finally -11c. Well see how cold it is during new years then

[stone blade]

What is this zaton?

[real tinsel]

okay? what's stopping you

[orchid robin]

Lack of computer

[placid sail]

the situation is critical

Falco. get in the suit.

[cedar hatch]

She might die Mean while this temperature is hoodie territory for me

[ionic hatch]

HET VADERLAND GETROUWE

[real tinsel]

bzeek why are you acting like the grandma who's desperate to get her granddaughter married

[ionic hatch]

Falco wished he had a strong tomboy wife with a forklift license

[orchid robin]

That sounds so german but not german

[placid sail]

because the Alicelco ship must sail

I'm invested now

[somber warren]

@ionic hatch what lvl are you in tarkov btw

[ionic hatch]

Also Falco is a manley

[real tinsel]

that's me actually. Falco is into tradwife italian women who will cook him pasta, calzone, tomato sauce and pizza every day

[ionic hatch]

20

[orchid robin]

A what

[hidden path]

who doesn't

[cedar hatch]

I bet you're a psycho like her and eat chocolate sprinkles on bread too

[somber warren]

ok so guess i'll bring you a kit

[ionic hatch]

No I eat protein powder

[placid sail]

chocolate sprinkles... on bread

what in the goddamn

[cedar hatch]

phew

[ionic hatch]

I have AK 74N's

With US ammo

[orchid robin]

The fuck

[heady crow]

yaa. Instead of a hoodie or a shirt she will simply steal your entire winter wardrobe

[somber warren]

bruh

[placid sail]

oh god it's really a thing

[cedar hatch]

How many hours in Tarkov do you guys have

[real tinsel]

FINE

FINE

FINE

I'M BUYING THE GAME

[grizzled meadow]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

[heady crow]

oh well lets go for a drink or two in the centre during new years atleast. Would be pog

[somber warren]

2k over 4 years

[grizzled meadow]

FINALLY

[placid sail]

YOU PEOPLE EAT LIKE THIS, AND YOU CALL MY ASS THIRD WORLD COUNTRY HUH

[ionic hatch]

I have like 2K hours I just hardly play this wipe

[heady crow]

700h

[grizzled meadow]

0

[ionic hatch]

Bing chilling

[heady crow]

prolly gonna go for 1k next wipe since theres actual content

[cedar hatch]

2,5k over the same time

[somber warren]

let me at least bring you good ammo xD

fucking 5.45 us

Ultra shit

[cedar hatch]

So you've actually seen the outside, wonder how that is

[orchid robin]

In greece we have something we like to call “cheesepie”

Also spinachpie

[heady crow]

hard to see since its completely dark outside rn

[orchid robin]

Lemme pull up pics

[cedar hatch]

truee

[grizzled meadow]

THE MAN IN THE MIRROR: NODS HIS HEAD

[heady crow]

gotten back to the period where every moment with sunlight is spent inside at school/work

[abstract path]

Already got it

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ftl-faster-than-light-laser-missile-fabasilis-gif-22396906

[abstract path]

Without paying

[abstract path]

No pirating

Kek

[placid sail]

I mean, this looks like an actual dish

[orchid robin]

[cedar hatch]

I usually wake up at 1pm so I only have around 1,5 hours of sunlight

[placid sail]

not some fucking bread sprinkled with chocolate

[real tinsel]

no i don't

[abstract path]

Yeah, i didn't pirate it

Lol

Crazy right?

[orchid robin]

Its spinach wrapped in fuckin crust

[heady crow]

[orchid robin]

Absolutely insane

[abstract path]

And it's delicious

[grizzled meadow]

Me when I expose @ionic hatch (Alice is the cat)

[heady crow]

well tbf after saturday i slept till like 1pm too

[cedar hatch]

The "normal" food they had was extra wack too

[orchid robin]

I dont like it that much

[abstract path]

No worries

[placid sail]

I understand it now

that I must destroy the Netherlands

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_9bYs5iM5Tc

[eager igloo]

Cats can't use keyboards

[crimson flame]

Lies

[orchid robin]

I love tyropita tho

[real tinsel]

i've done this to my cat

[orchid robin]

Being able to just go anywhere and buy a tyropita for 1€ is the only thing this country got right

[cedar hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506148741821104139/1051845376140910682/1670849873084.jpg

[placid sail]

yesssssss

he's starting to flirt, albeit very clumsy

gooooooood

yessssssssss

the ship saiiiils

[real tinsel]

we're getting falco his tradwife

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuedQFH8wZI

[solar obsidian]

[abstract path]

Love me sum pieroggi

[real tinsel]

she's also flirting...in a weird way

[orchid robin]

2 hours and 40 minutes……sure would pass faster if i had friends in this place

[orchid robin]

PIIIEERROOOGGIIIIII

[placid sail]

it's still debatable who gets to be the wife in such situation

[abstract path]

Ehehehehehehe

[orchid robin]

ZUPA POMIDOROWA

[placid sail]

Alice can just bully him into wearing a dress you know

[real tinsel]

femboy falco?

[heady crow]

falco has been on a diet purely for this

[real tinsel]

alright, alright, i'm behind this fafreyer ship now

[lusty sonnet]

This is still going on?

[cedar hatch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/439519668819066880/1051788459364335627/trim.F662E0C0-47CB-4F73-B2A3-5E998E972E28.mov

[ionic hatch]

The Christmas music at work is driving me insane

[abstract path]

JA PIERDOLE

[real tinsel]

are you gonna make falco wear a dress?

[cedar hatch]

all I want for Christmas is...

[abstract path]

Do not

[placid sail]

or maybe she will rediscover her feminine side... just for hiiiim ❤️

[orchid robin]

TYLKO JEDNO W GŁOWIE MAM, KOKSU PIEĆ GRAM

[real tinsel]

they both become women and make a lesbian couple

[grizzled meadow]

#🎪bruh-fart expecting me and @ionic hatch to do something

[placid sail]

well... that's too, I guess

(weirdo)

[heady crow]

the brainfart queer pipeline is real

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/do-something-comeon-stickman-bored-gif-22722853

[cedar hatch]

@heady crow Truest clip I've ever got from vrchat

[echo slate]

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day

[grizzled meadow]

Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to sayyyyyyyyyyy

[ionic hatch]

I'll make him wear an Opscore team eddy helmet and a eclipse Rbaf vest

[real tinsel]

i don't know what that means

make falco wear a dress

[heady crow]

ahahahahahahha

[grizzled meadow]

Me neither

[heady crow]

wasnt that just before samuel started screaming about perussuomalaiset

[placid sail]

don't have the slightest idea what the fuck is that, but I'm sure it's very romantic ❤️

[abstract path]

Aw jeez

[orchid robin]

Why stop at a dress?

[abstract path]

Target practice?

[orchid robin]

Make him wear the bunny suit

[echo slate]

He's an outlaw loose and runnin came the whisper from each lip

[cedar hatch]

no lmao

[heady crow]

ah fuck

i remember hearing that somewhere before

[placid sail]

@ionic hatch listen, buddy... comere, closer... whispers to you listen, I'm sorry it has to be this way, but you gotta like, take the initiative, that boy is trad and also IT, too, so he's gonna be shy until kingdom come, and I don't have so much time on me, and neither do you, right? so you gotta take the bull by the horns, you know?

[orchid robin]

*horn

[echo slate]

Kingdom Come: Deliverance

Yep now there was an RPG

[cedar hatch]

he was mega drunk

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/blow-gif-26505369

This is my kingdom come

[cedar hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-stare-shitpost-gif-24892760

[real tinsel]

how much did you pay

he stares for only 4 seconds

[echo slate]

This is my come

[cedar hatch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/756290511802859520/866694776262885376/image0-7-1-1-1-2-2.gif

[orchid robin]

2 and a half hours guys, any suggestions

[cedar hatch]

too much

[somber warren]

cum

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/vomit-projectile-vomit-projectile-vomiting-suiji-puke-gif-24627487

[abstract path]

Draw

[cedar hatch]

the horse is expensive

[echo slate]

Look into my ass

It's dark inside

[orchid robin]

I dont have artistic talent

[abstract path]

Who cares

train

[placid sail]

make some gyros from scratch

[echo slate]

Draw a train

[wind forum]

Whats this band kid shit you posted

[heady crow]

this shit killed me in the middle of my class

[cedar hatch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/994403148858937375/1033821139576823939/C66520E1-FB8A-4BA7-BA11-52027CA246B4.gif

[orchid robin]

My self esteem cares

[echo slate]

Me when your mom

[broken topaz]

peggnog

[wind forum]

[orchid robin]

John fortnite kennedy

[cedar hatch]

I hate you

[heady crow]

corii!! Heyy!! ^^ Haii!! :3 Hiii!!

[cedar hatch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/953718753877700611/1049474856267292804/image.psd.gif

[broken topaz]

Brünoo haaaiii heeey >~<

how r uuu

[ionic hatch]

This is what an eclipse rbav is

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eye-twitch-cat-eye-twitch-cat-camera-gif-26361958

[heady crow]

Atleast its not a piss fetish

[cedar hatch]

trueee

[orchid robin]

WE WANT FALCO IN DRESS

[heady crow]

Doing goodd :3. Chilling in class and talking to the queer ppl living inside my pc

Hungry asf tho since we got porridge for Lunch today

[orchid robin]

Im about to exit it

[devout hull]

Artist does good work.

[broken topaz]

Same same minus the class. I am staring at my homework though ><

[broken topaz]

Yea thats the worst fetish

[orchid robin]

There are worse

Im cursed to know em

[cedar hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/576587050652925952/1050364764267753542/b42407cbbfbe1fa44526ed5c78b007d2.png

[solar obsidian]

no shit

[broken topaz]

I know em too but this one has special meaning

[ionic hatch]

Stop doing homework play games with the homies

[broken topaz]

because everyone thinks i part take

[broken topaz]

I wish i could

[orchid robin]

You dont?

[placid sail]

@real tinsel you there yet you idiot?

[cedar hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506148741821104139/1050228156533047387/image0.jpg

[echo slate]

Multicam is dumb

[somber warren]

homework is cringe

[broken topaz]

Well unfortunately I am forced to do it

[cedar hatch]

:(

[orchid robin]

Voicequills version was better

[ionic hatch]

Come play warthunder cori

[echo slate]

How do you have homework are you 12

[cedar hatch]

wait you play wt

based mental illness

[devout hull]

In my absence I got back into Darkest Dungeon, then realized my old save was from the pirated version of the game and I had to start over.

[orchid robin]

Says the -038 year old

[broken topaz]

I WOULD BUT I GOTTA FINISH THIS SHIT

[orchid robin]

WELCOME BACK

[echo slate]

Yes I am an ageless ethereal being

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506148741821104139/1050228156533047387/image0.jpg

[placid sail]

@ionic hatch why have you ignored my honest attempt to help you and Falco out

are you shy too??

[broken topaz]

b o r g a r

[orchid robin]

“Nothing wrong with a big slab of meat in your mouth”

[echo slate]

I crave borgar

[cedar hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-eating-cat-eating-food-gif-24575246

[orchid robin]

Shes shy too, thats why its the perfect love story

[devout hull]

cat borgar

[pastel quartz]

Let's simp bros

[heady crow]

silly little it stuff :3

just more coding work or what?

[devout hull]

A true chinese delicacy.

[broken topaz]

Ya

always more coding

[orchid robin]

For whom

[echo slate]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-ching-cheng-hanji-chinese-chinese-tom-tom-and-jerry-gif-18775286

[placid sail]

this is perfect

[devout hull]

"Out of stock"

[heady crow]

[cedar hatch]

I have pictures of Bruno in my room with programmer socks on, he'll begin coding any time now

[heady crow]

atleast

[orchid robin]

“xxxChildpredatorxxx”

[placid sail]

we all will die of old age when they finally both have the balls to make a move, but it's perfect

[broken topaz]

@heady crow Is this true?

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741650047644598393/1051742357063745567/Breaking_a_school_sink_getmp3.pro.mp4

[heady crow]

the fucking blackmail folder

[real tinsel]

where

[heady crow]

it is true

[real tinsel]

was i supposed to be doing something

[heady crow]

cropol may have gottens some pics too

[placid sail]

I want your opinion

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/aristotle-ballin-gif-22706788

[orchid robin]

Such a romantic duo

[cedar hatch]

he ballin

[orchid robin]

Now who else are we shipping

[real tinsel]

of course she's shy she's a tsundere tomboy

[echo slate]

Idk have you checked Wayfair recently?

[placid sail]

Alicelco is all I need for now

[ocean pulsar]

Aristotle will never be ballin
Aristotle:

https://tenor.com/view/aristotle-ballin-gif-22706788

[orchid robin]

What now

[real tinsel]

know from experience, i dated a tomboy (she wasn't a tsundere)

[placid sail]

ay ay ay snaps fingers @real tinsel focus, look at me

[real tinsel]

opinion on what bozo

[cedar hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-finger-gif-23872051

[echo slate]

Oh you don't know?

[sudden elm]

do your laundere

[real tinsel]

joke's on you i have clean shit ocd

[orchid robin]

No

[real tinsel]

my everything is always clean

if it isn't clean i have to kill myself

[sudden elm]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-bcs-josharo-forklift-mike-ehrmantraut-gif-25199596

[wind forum]

Real Alice pov

[placid sail]

so, there is an opportunity for a costume party on new year's eve, but it's sort of kind of meh gang, with which I don't really hang out with a lot

but I don't really want to sit alone on New Year's, either, though it's fine

[real tinsel]

there's definitely going to be drugs and sex

[echo slate]

Wayfair is a website where you can buy furniture, and a while back they had listings for like $10k or more for cabinets and such that had the names of missing children in the posting.

[wind forum]

Hang out with people before you start missing human contact bozo

[placid sail]

not really, they're very tame, alcohol maximum

[orchid robin]

Oh you mean that stupid reddit conspiracy?

[slim osprey]

I do have some pics

[wind forum]

This

[echo slate]

I don't think its a conspiracy dawg, there's definitely a child trafficking ring

[slim osprey]

Wait, why is it now #🎪bruh-fart

[heady crow]

falco simps for alice

[orchid robin]

No….it was proven to be a conspiracy. THERE IS A CHILD TRAFFICKING RING…..just not in wayfair

[slim osprey]

No way

[placid sail]

Alicelcooooooo

[slim osprey]

Falco simping?

[placid sail]

lesgoooooooo

[grizzled meadow]

In fact, no I don't

[orchid robin]

Hes too shy therefore he tries to distance her from him

[real tinsel]

go maybe? I don't know i'm not much experienced with the social stuff, i prefer isolation. I don't know what you prefer either. If you really don't want to spend the new year's alone and there isn't any other alternative, go

[slim osprey]

Why is it called simpfart then?

[echo slate]

idk man it's a pretty darn big coincidence

[grizzled meadow]

Because people simp for Alice

[real tinsel]

i caught these mfs lacking

[orchid robin]

I HATE YOU

[placid sail]

I mean it's fine both way, hence me being not sure

[fading shuttle]

caught em

[placid sail]

come the fuck on Falco

the starts themselves are giving you the signs

don't be a wuss

[orchid robin]

Falco and alice sitting in a tree

[slim osprey]

Minor spelling mistake

[orchid robin]

K-i-s-s-i-n-g

[lusty sonnet]

We shipping falco now?

[slim osprey]

They have been simping Alice since she mentioned being a tomboy

[real tinsel]

well in that case it's a dilemma you have to figure out yourself

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/spelling-mistake-minor-spelling-mistake-meme-gif-23650588

[placid sail]

absolutely

[fading shuttle]

alice can stand at the bottom of a tree and still be able to kiss falco

[wind forum]

Falco if you arent a simp you have to prove it by banning them

[echo slate]

Does if have extra tails growing out of its back what is this

[fading shuttle]

giraffe lookin ass

[placid sail]

it should have been khaaytil but he was found to be lacking

[orchid robin]

You wouldnt simp for a tomboy?

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/glowie-ben-shapiro-fed-youll-never-take-me-alive-youll-never-take-me-alove-glowie-gif-24568408

[orchid robin]

WHY ARE THERE 4 EYES

[slim osprey]

Don't simp

Ez pz

[wind forum]

They made the rat into some lovecraft oc at some point

[echo slate]

That's a good point, is this some sort of demon rat?

[orchid robin]

YOU CANT REASON WITH ME JACK

[wise bane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1049673179012005930/Meme_06.gif

[grizzled meadow]

Fuck it's true

[echo slate]

Its probably a dude too

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVc1cpytxrg

[real tinsel]

i've had 2 tomboy gfs why would i need a third one

[wind forum]

It is yes

[orchid robin]

Okay that makes it a bit better

[real tinsel]

so she can gaslight me as well? no thank you

[echo slate]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[placid sail]

because third time's the charm, duh

[slim osprey]

Real

[placid sail]

and maybe Alice isn't an abuser as all your exes are

[real tinsel]

then why are the third games in series always the shittiest

[echo slate]

Bing chilling

[ionic hatch]

Because If I was going for it I can handle it myself, even tho I'm mute I'm not socially inept like the social rejects

[placid sail]

warcraft 3

[cedar hatch]

"babe, gaslighting isn't even a real word"

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-press-la-noire-gif-18717264

[echo slate]

Call of Pripyat was pretty good

[orchid robin]

Hey….:stop being mean to us

[real tinsel]

alright exceptions exist

my point stands

[placid sail]

daaaamn girl all right, all right! I looooove the attitude!

good

now we need to make Falco stop bitching

[orchid robin]

She will be the perfect wife for falco

[grizzled meadow]

🗿

[orchid robin]

Falco will be the stay at home husband who cleans the house

[echo slate]

I got a ham from work

[grizzled meadow]

wife

You really are delusional

[ionic hatch]

[slim osprey]

Wish it was me honestly

[orchid robin]

I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS, THE FEDS ARE TRYING TO PUT ESTROGEN INTO ME

[grizzled meadow]

Same

[placid sail]

OH SNAP

[wise bane]

u are fake too? just like alice?

[placid sail]

HE EVEN AGREES

[ionic hatch]

[orchid robin]

Then marry the tomboy falco

[devout hull]

I live in my own filth. Don't need no house-nothin'.

[slim osprey]

Women act like cooking and cleaning is hard work

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-god-its-happening-ok-stay-calm-the-office-gif-6091046

[devout hull]

I ship it.

[remote vine]

hello simpfart

[devout hull]

p!ship @grizzled meadow @ionic hatch

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is FaFreyer ♥️

[placid sail]

hello nippon deer

[real tinsel]

make falco wear a dress already

[wise bane]

being human is

[ornate tulip]

What the fuck did return to.

[orchid robin]

p!ship @ionic hatch @grizzled meadow

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Alicelco ♥️

[abstract path]

Give it to me instead

I do it voluntarily

[devout hull]

Falco needs a big, strong woman figure in his life.

[echo slate]

What do i do with this

[abstract path]

Food

[wise bane]

u share?

[abstract path]

Eat food

[wise bane]

eat

[remote vine]

throw it at oncoming traffic

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/brock-samson-venturebros-go-ahead-try-to-gif-14270823

[ionic hatch]

Ikr

[crimson flame]

Should be the other way around

[echo slate]

It makes a nice sound when i slap it

[abstract path]

E

[crimson flame]

p!ship @grizzled meadow @ionic hatch

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is FaFreyer ♥️

[wise bane]

why is there snow outside, i hate it

[real tinsel]

@placid sail ping me when alice has made falco wear the dress

[orchid robin]

It hates you too

[remote vine]

eat it

[crimson flame]

Was thinking about Falice but ok

[orchid robin]

Yes

[devout hull]

Fight it so it goes away.

[wise bane]

only the yellow one

[orchid robin]

Ship the fallice

[placid sail]

they both gonna play it coy for another decade or so, but sure

[wind forum]

Cookin 🤤

[wise bane]

i melts when i am to near, im to hot

[echo slate]

I wonder what the circumference of my largest drill bit is? 🤔

[devout hull]

mm delicious

[wise bane]

yummy

[real tinsel]

even my shy ass could get 2 gfs in under a month

[devout hull]

blood of the innocent

[real tinsel]

pathetic ass dutch and italian

[placid sail]

truly

bested by azeri schizo

smh

[wise bane]

thats why i hate it

[real tinsel]

i didn't get both of them in the same month btw. I got each of them by talking to them for under a month

[orchid robin]

Here i am my entire life getting none

[devout hull]

falco cooka da pizza fora alice

[wise bane]

why are u allowed again?

[placid sail]

well I mean

for how long tomboy was here?

[wind forum]

🤔🤔

[orchid robin]

Alice drivah the forklift to bring her husband cleaning supplies

[abstract path]

Like since i think december

[orchid robin]

No idea

[real tinsel]

november afaik

[remote vine]

falco malewife arc

[orchid robin]

What? Ive been here longer than her

[ornate tulip]

I feel like a boomer. I cannot comprehend what the fuck is going on.

[placid sail]

so there's still time, we're on schedule!

[orchid robin]

Were in your walls

[normal reef]

Hello my friends!

[devout hull]

October 19

[placid sail]

uh oh

[remote vine]

I just post whatever

[remote vine]

Shut up

[ornate tulip]

Hello there

[heady crow]

malewife boytoy twink named falco

[abstract path]

Idfk dude

[abstract path]

It was a guess

[placid sail]

well listen, we'll give them slack for this all happening online and stuff

[placid sail]

but you gotta step up your game already you two

[real tinsel]

alice-o eeh i'm out of da flour and da tomatoes for da pasta, yes? Bring me some flour and fresh tomatoes when you come home

[devout hull]

Huh, apparently we joined on the same day.

[orchid robin]

We need to get falco to the netherlands, the cold will force him to seek shelter in her arms

[remote vine]

mama Mia

[echo slate]

I cooka da pizza

[real tinsel]

mamaaa miiiaa alice be slooow ayy

[orchid robin]

I changa da sides

[echo slate]

I got da gabagool

[wind forum]

Tomboy posters on this server

[remote vine]

Need

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-gabagool-tony-therapy-gif-26084338

[placid sail]

quite typical for a love story

LISTEN FALCO

FOR FUCK SAKE

ARE YOU A MAN OR NOT

[devout hull]

She's a dwarf. A thicc one.

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-paulie-gualtieri-happy-smile-lol-gif-16139758

[echo slate]

😭

[remote vine]

[orchid robin]

Okay so, we need falco to give her gabagool so she will be more inclined towards him, then fly falco to the cold of the netherlands since hes italian so the cold will force him to seek shelter in the tomboys strong arms

[real tinsel]

you brought out da secret weapon ma guy

not very pasta 👎

[placid sail]

that reminds me

[orchid robin]

BUSY HOW HAVE YOU NOT THOUGH OF THIS YET

[devout hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8qp3ITVqY0

[placid sail]

I'm trying to play on his traditional upbringing

[gloomy wraith]

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/cunny-cunny-aisle-loli-anime-girl-gif-24584769

[wind forum]

NOOO

[ornate tulip]

Discomfort.

[orchid robin]

OMG I HAVE THOUGHT OF ANOTHER STEP TO THE PLAN

[devout hull]

kek

lmao, even

rofl, if you will

[placid sail]

here's the thing

[orchid robin]

Yes?

[placid sail]

I appreciate your drive, but we gotta be realistic about it

[orchid robin]

Fuck my signal is shit

[placid sail]

Falco is probably having trouble leaving the house

[abstract path]

Heheheheheheh

[placid sail]

and you expect him to fly to another country

[hidden path]

Falco is probably into men

[devout hull]

Got it, I'll commence the operation the next time you take a shit.

[placid sail]

while not being incentivised yet

so the terrible mutual crush has to happen before either of them goes somewhere, you knwo?

[devout hull]

Falco is probably into women who can only move one arm.

[orchid robin]

I see i see

Well in that case

We need him to practice before he goes for the main prize

[placid sail]

crucial points of operation: Falco must be convinced somehow that Alice is a girl

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/seduce-me-spy-team-fortress-gif-15770419

@grizzled meadow

[placid sail]

Alice must be convinced somehow that Falco is manly

or maybe he's a gun

whatever

[orchid robin]

Or an f-14 tomcat

[placid sail]

or that, yes

good thinking

[devout hull]

The Roblox Manifesto

[orchid robin]

If we teach falco some military terms and put some slabs of meat around his arms he will be perfect for the flirt

[devout hull]

Just duct tape some beef on him?

No, wait.

Flex glue.

[orchid robin]

FLEX TAPE

[wind forum]

Does falco have the gabagool to pursue lesbian tombussy

[orchid robin]

Lesbian tombussy?

[placid sail]

that's a mouthful

[orchid robin]

I hope so

[wind forum]

[hidden path]

[orchid robin]

You do not get to judge me

[crimson flame]

[orchid robin]

Only god does

[crimson flame]

im god tho

[gloomy wraith]

My thoughts exactly

[orchid robin]

And hes sending me to horny jail

[ornate tulip]

Makes 3 of us.

[ionic hatch]

Don't compare me to the blue haired creatures

[orchid robin]

Why specifically blue

[ionic hatch]

Because most of them have blue

[echo slate]

Which one of you bastards took my lighter

[devout hull]

waffle

[split canyon]

i hate you

[orchid robin]

Really doubt most lesbians have blue hair

[echo slate]

Nvm it was trapped under the hamussy

[wind forum]

What color is your hair Alice

[orchid robin]

Yeah alice

[wind forum]

What color is real lesbian hair

[echo slate]

What's your favorite food "Alice"

[orchid robin]

Go on alice, tell us

[ornate tulip]

The funniest thing is that you call them creatures.

[echo slate]

Technically speaking it is correct

[abstract path]

That's like asking if ducks are blue

[orchid robin]

Didnt she already get warned for doing that

[orchid robin]

Some have blue feathers