🎪bruh-fart

[real tinsel]

see the name? FALCOengine

[split canyon]

falco deez nuts

[real tinsel]

falcon nuts

[orchid robin]

Hey engine

Wanna hear something?

[real tinsel]

vroom vroom brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr trtrtrtrtrtrrtrtr pchkchcphckhckhfpckhchuhjchpkhcp

[orchid robin]

I was thinking more of a eeeeeeeeeeeeeee nyyyaaaaaaooowwwwww alfhqichehfieh

[split canyon]

!banana

[placid geode]

epic banana fail

[orchid robin]

YOU CANT CALL UPON YOURSELF YOU FOOL

[real tinsel]

!banana

[split canyon]

🍌

[real tinsel]

i command the bot

[split canyon]

[orchid robin]

Tell him to bust it down

[reef anchor]

the bot gain sentience

[orchid robin]

And its afraid of us

[placid geode]

!release

[orchid robin]

!enslave

[reef anchor]

!murder

[real tinsel]

i ate something and now my stomach wants me to shit

so it was diarrhea

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/white-chikcs-diarrhea-gif-11583482

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-for-that-information-thank-you-info-information-getting-information-gif-15673762

[split canyon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/758738659833806888/888227566878588968/image0-186-2.gif

[orchid robin]

Omg, we should all start a blog, cataloging our poops

[reef anchor]

Slimey

[placid geode]

!sus

[orchid robin]

[placid geode]

!sussy

[stone blade]

I drank monster yesterday
went to bed at 2:50
😭😭

[real tinsel]

why not just use brainfart like i do

[placid geode]

!

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gato-transante-gif-18617342

[orchid robin]

I have nothing to catalog as i do not poop in the morning

[real tinsel]

i went to bed at around 3:30 am because i was spending precious, quality time with my beloved #🎪bruh-fart 💕

[split canyon]

#bwainfawt

[orchid robin]

Kill the bot

[orchid robin]

[real tinsel]

@stone blade https://open.spotify.com/track/4FgtOmcF1lwMwgBze4ocJO?si=be257b16bcbb4667

[split canyon]

p!ban

[orchid robin]

Nice try bot

You cant do that

Cuz youre a lower level bot

[real tinsel]

[glad carbon]

we replaced falco with a bot?

so much more useful

[orchid robin]

I know right

It was worth giving up the free margheritas

[stone blade]

da

[orchid robin]

Or should i say “margaritas “

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/767817120360038430/1051500675940483102/twitter_20221210_012738.mp4

[reef anchor]

I eat the salt left on my plate to provide my blood with yummy nutrients

[real tinsel]

eat the plate

eat the plate

eat the plate

[reef anchor]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[real tinsel]

eat the plate

[reef anchor]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-of-my-head-gif-24390027

[split canyon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1050001845902397470/schizo.gif

[real tinsel]

guys i don't think this is falco

[real tinsel]

there's only one person in this server who uses that gif

[split canyon]

https://www.matthewrstreeter.com/gifs/TrollDetector.gif

https://www.matthewrstreeter.com/gifs/TrollDetector.gif

[real tinsel]

okay aldo cut the shit

[reef anchor]

does anyone have access to the LA times

those fuckers want me to pay

[real tinsel]

pretty sure there are websites that get past the paywall

[stone blade]

GM idiots

[echo slate]

Wastin away again in margaritaville

[stone blade]

da

[ruby minnow]

Gm Ivan

[stone blade]

gm

[abstract path]

Gm degenerate

[stone blade]

ty retard

[abstract path]

Glad that you agree

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/391568553696034830/1051650026390159370/20221211_154848.jpg

Me at the doktor

[abstract path]

Yus

[eager igloo]

Chilling with the boys when doctor explains the severity of my schizophrenia

[crimson flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/449528303410216961/1051761229502369813/joshythetamangreelClJ1kQlMAa31.mp4

[ruby minnow]

This happened to me

keep your bread dogs safe y'all

[proven crown]

Imagine being defeated because your dog has no meat in it

[ionic hatch]

Depressive music cringe

[wind forum]

Dogshit opinion

[gaunt trout]

somebody know

there is a point do buying bf4?

[crimson flame]

bf4? no
4 bfs? maybe yes

[hidden path]

gm branfart

[wise bane]

gm

[real tinsel]

as if the diarrhea wasn't enough, now i am pukey

open wide #🎪bruh-fart

[reef anchor]

The Discord User’s Barely Distinguished Fetish

Also

I finished an entire research paper in 12 hours

[real tinsel]

of course the tsundere "doesn't" like depressive music

[real tinsel]

what were you researching

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/tomoko-kuroki-gif-25980950

Glad you asked

[hidden path]

glad I am not dying anymore

[reef anchor]

It’s

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

But I can DM you

[real tinsel]

my dms are open

[reef anchor]

Wide open

[real tinsel]

wiiiiide open

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/memeblog-gachi-gif-18207743

[abstract path]

Shseeeesh

[crimson flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832423825076912128/1051747586651992064/363D087B-8A15-497C-BB80-01ADB5B3DABA.jpg

same vibe

[ionic hatch]

"Tsundere"? Retard I listen to rap and power metal

[real tinsel]

sounds like what a tsundere would "listen" to

name 5 power metals

[heady crow]

@broken topaz why is spotify trying to get me to listen to 100 gecs

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040748983489941504/1051479590515777626/Screenshot_20221211-124347.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907804235540885518/1051740631002787890/ALEX_IS_A_STUPID.mp4

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cta-cheese-magnet-cheese-magnet-gif-23590827

[ionic hatch]

Are you trying to tell us something?

[midnight tree]

no

[ionic hatch]

Powerwolf, Sabaton, Hammerfal, Amaranthe and gravedigger

[wind forum]

Shitbaton

💀

[orchid robin]

YOU WHAT

You do not get to shit talk sabaton

[mighty ridge]

Mfw tomboy girl from my work has her playlist consist from 50% rammstein

[ionic hatch]

Based as fuck

[crimson flame]

wife her

[ionic hatch]

Mine mostly has Powerwolf and Amaranthe

[mighty ridge]

Shes a mother of two

[orchid robin]

Wife her

[crimson flame]

doesnt matter

[orchid robin]

I listened to powerwolf and while their music is neat….the music vids are a bit odd

[ionic hatch]

How do people enjoy being cucked

[ionic hatch]

Yeah their videos are weird

[orchid robin]

Thats why they are called cucks

[mighty ridge]

Maybe she already has husband?

[stone blade]

Gm brainfart

[orchid robin]

The demons are a girls best friend came on while i was vacuuming and…….lets just say i never turned my eyes away from the tv faster trying to ignore it

[ionic hatch]

[ruby minnow]

damn i don't have any tomboys or femboys in my country

[orchid robin]

Same bro same

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus idea: remove slow mode for veterans so we can chat in the newbie channel without waiting so we can help people qucker

[orchid robin]

That has already been discussed

Also alice have you listened to “soldier of heaven”? Or another i really recommend “hellfighters”

[ionic hatch]

Yeah

[ruby minnow]

Sabaton is the best history teacher tbh

[orchid robin]

The war to end all wars album was absolute fire

[stone blade]

no mags for kriss vektor?

[ionic hatch]

I mostly listen to Rap and hardstyle rn

[stone blade]

or am I missing osmething

[orchid robin]

Stormtroopers and dreadnought are the closest to what i have as favorite songs

[ionic hatch]

Not mumblerap tho

I hate that shit

[orchid robin]

Not like alfjfkwncicaihfhnelzjwnwdlfje

[ruby minnow]

why would you listen to mumble rap

can you even understand the lyrics in that thing

[orchid robin]

Tbf i barely understood sabatons lyrics at first until i figured out the swedish accent

[stone blade]

mumble rap is pretty shit

some songs have hard hitting beats but thats where the good stuff end

[ruby minnow]

Sabatons lyrics start to make sense

after you find out

that they are not lyrics

[ionic hatch]

https://youtu.be/gJoxb5keE1c

[ruby minnow]

and its actually Sabaton giving you history lessons

just more fun way

[hidden path]

shoutout to my friends for putting on country music at 6 am while falling asleep and while I was puking in the garden

[orchid robin]

The only reason I remember the date of the normandy landings is cuz of the beat that hits when they go “6TH OF JUNE 1944, ALLIES ARE TURNING THE WAR”

[ruby minnow]

i'm telling you bro

[orchid robin]

NORMANDY STRAITS OF ANARCHY

[ruby minnow]

Attack Of The Dead Men teached me more shit then my teacher

[ionic hatch]

Powerwolf teached me about the Bible and the crusades

[orchid robin]

OOOVVEEEERRLLOOORRDDDD

[real tinsel]

gm ivan 💕

[stone blade]

gm kha ❤️

[wind forum]

Its all the same war larp music

[orchid robin]

But they hide it very well behind titles such as “resurrection by erection”

[real tinsel]

i do, both of my exes were tomboys

[orchid robin]

Give actual criticism

I dare yo

[ruby minnow]

wait that is an actual title?

[orchid robin]

I double dare you

[ionic hatch]

Martyrs in the name of God
We're knights in war and fire
Raise your sword for holy blood
We burn them on the pyre
To defend, to command, to the holy war
Mater Maria
To the end we will stand, we are fighting for
Deus in regnium!

[orchid robin]

Yes that an actual powerwolf song

[ionic hatch]

Yup

I love that song

[orchid robin]

COME ON KATO, GIVE US THAT CRITICISM WE ALL AWAIT

[heady crow]

Music is made for the masses and such follows the same sound and gimmick in every song bringing to nothing new. Only positive thing about sabaton is the vocals and when you strip them away every song is the same

[ionic hatch]

The funeral is calling the mortuary blow
Between my legs I'm waking, I rise from down below
Why do you think, believer, God gave you carnal lust?
So pray to get a hard on before we turn to dust

[real tinsel]

none of these are metals

[wind forum]

Despite almost 2 decades of making music they have not stepped out of their typical vocal/instrumental style. There is little difference between each song, which finds its place as background music

[ionic hatch]

RESSURRECTIOOONNNN BY ERRECTIOOOONNNNN

[heady crow]

I dont mind sabaton but the fans hail it as the second coming of christ which annoys me to all hell

[orchid robin]

Oh certainly its not god tier

[ionic hatch]

RAISE YOUR PHALUS IN THE SKY ITS RESSURECTION BY ERRECTION

[orchid robin]

But you cant deny that its actually good

[ruby minnow]

i don't like rock or metal myself

[orchid robin]

Especially since people really oversimplify by saying “omg every song is the same”

[real tinsel]

don't fans of everything do that?

[wind forum]

Which it is

Just listen to Arditii or something idk

[orchid robin]

No…no its not

[ruby minnow]

especially Tarkov fans

[real tinsel]

rocks and metals are cool though

[orchid robin]

Why

[heady crow]

no i will deny that "its actually good"

[ruby minnow]

give me that metal pipe

[heady crow]

it brings nothing of value

[real tinsel]

i found a white rock a few years ago and it was the coolest rock i'd ever seen

it was pure white

and it was very smooth

[orchid robin]

Describe what you see as value in music

[ruby minnow]

this chat is pretty civilized

[wind forum]

Sabaton fans love their self empowering lyrics so Arditii js on the same concept

[ruby minnow]

in any other chat this would turn into an argument instead of a discussion

[real tinsel]

i also bought my mom a polished malachite rock because she likes them and they look very cool

[wind forum]

Not the same genre

[heady crow]

innovation, when musicians go beyond their inspirations and do new stuff leading into other musicians getting inspiration from them

[orchid robin]

Self empowering lyrics? I just like the historical context, thats what really hooked me

[hidden path]

I listen to rock noises

[ruby minnow]

that doesn't sound good at all

[orchid robin]

In that case there are so many bands and musicians that classify as “bringing nothing of value”

[ruby minnow]

2 rocks hitting eatch other just makes me uncomfortable

[heady crow]

ye

[real tinsel]

thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk

[ruby minnow]

metal sheets getting cut by those saw things just slaps

[orchid robin]

So what? Should people only seek that which by your definition brings value to the genre and ignore everyone else?

[heady crow]

no

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/hitting-rock-gif-20348744

[orchid robin]

But at the same time when you think about it

[heady crow]

im just saying that is my problem with sabaton

[orchid robin]

For something to be good

[wind forum]

Embed fail

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/hitting-rock-gif-20348744

[hidden path]

I don't listen to a whole lot of music, usually just vibe inside my comfort zone. It'd be nice to listen to more stuff but I do like what I like

[foggy mantle]

Syno

embed failure laugh at this user

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[orchid robin]

Why does it have to be innovative and ground breaking, sometimes people prefer the more grounded and structured

[wind forum]

P!trivia medium

[foggy mantle]

To win 🥞250, answer this question in 10 seconds

Kato#3775

Entertainment: Video Games (MEDIUM)

In Terraria, what does the Wall of Flesh not drop upon defeat?

[1] Breaker Blade
[2] Picksaw
[3] Laser Rifle
[4] Pwnhammer

Say the number of the correct answer.

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/hitting-rock-gif-20348744

[wind forum]

2

[foggy mantle]

Correct! You won 🥞250!

[real tinsel]

not funny anymore

[ruby minnow]

third fail

[wind forum]

Yeaaaaa!!!!!!

YEAAAAA

[ruby minnow]

do we have 4 embed fails people?

do i see 4?

[heady crow]

discord servers are dying

[split canyon]

To infinity and beyond!

[hidden path]

Rocks too powerful

[ruby minnow]

vzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[ionic hatch]

Old fashioned rock goes hard too

[split canyon]

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!

[ruby minnow]

there is a construction site right next to my house

so i hear it every day when i wake up in the morning

[ionic hatch]

Like Rebel yell from billy idol, or acdc with TNT

[heady crow]

living the dream fr

[split canyon]

Here's Johnny!

[orchid robin]

Especially since technically in art the only way to not bring something new is to outright copy, while sabaton may not bring anything innovative or groundbreaking, they prefer to stick to what they know they can do plus with the historical context in their music they are popularizing learning about history which in my book is something innovative

[ruby minnow]

i hear that construction type beat know what i'm saying

[real tinsel]

have you cut paper with very sharp cutter? It's in the top 10 of best noises

[ionic hatch]

Me every morning asf

[real tinsel]

i love my printer's noises

[orchid robin]

The best noise is when you crack your knuckles

[real tinsel]

and my paper cutter

i love my paper

when i tear it it goes shhhhhhhhhrt

[ruby minnow]

paper getting cut is just satisfying at this point

[real tinsel]

when i cut it it goes pffffffffffffffffsckt

[split canyon]

Bond. James Bond.

[ruby minnow]

Falco?

[real tinsel]

nope it's madirex

[ruby minnow]

nope

it doesn't trigger

[hidden path]

kill that fucking turtle

[ruby minnow]

i thinked saying falco

would trigger it

[real tinsel]

KILL THE TURTLE

[split canyon]

You is kind. You is smart. You is important.

[orchid robin]

We must cut off the head of the snake, the turtle is merely the body

[orchid robin]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[ruby minnow]

The voices are getting louder

[split canyon]

🐢

[ruby minnow]

schizo type beat

[wind forum]

Heard of this niche band called Persona 5

[split canyon]

🐢

🐢

🐢

[eager igloo]

Shush droid

[ruby minnow]

🐢

[orchid robin]

Fuckin clanker

[real tinsel]

eliminate ze tortl

[eager igloo]

Fucking clankers I swear to gid

Gid

[ruby minnow]

i swear to Allah these damn clankers

[split canyon]

Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

[orchid robin]

GET OUT OF HERE CLANKER

[hidden path]

I'm gonna have a good day today

[wind forum]

GRRRR FUXKING CLANKERS RUINKING MYBSERVER

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-angry-scare-gif-5183071

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-skeleton-appears-skeleton-lobster-speech-bubble-skeleton-appears-gif-24818768

[midnight tree]

alice in chains is a good band fr

[orchid robin]

[ruby minnow]

that kidnapping type beat

screams of your victims

[wind forum]

Life ruined at 23 type beat

[real tinsel]

chat got weird, i'm off to play chiv 2

[orchid robin]

*improved

[ruby minnow]

Dad came home drunk type beat

[hidden path]

who turtled reacted me

show yourself coward

[split canyon]

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?

[wind forum]

Zombie however

[ruby minnow]

🐢

[hidden path]

I will end you

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/robzombie-headbanging-scottpetershaha-gif-7181248

[midnight tree]

listen, Alice in Chains is a BAND

[orchid robin]

Sure sure

[midnight tree]

NOT a fantasy

[ruby minnow]

wait they are?

[split canyon]

What we've got here is failure to communicate.

[orchid robin]

Its not you planning to kidnap our only tomboy

[ruby minnow]

i thought it was about somebody getting locked up in the basement

🐢

[heady crow]

Cope

[wind forum]

Alice in the cum jar

[orchid robin]

[split canyon]

Houston, we have a problem.

[ruby minnow]

This is a huge 🐢 moment

[split canyon]

My precious.

[midnight tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poo2xaEhrHE

jar moment

[heady crow]

Only thing that exists is trve black metal and if you listen to anything else YOU are a POSER

[split canyon]

What the fuck.

[hidden path]

I'm gonna be a little white boy and listen to M83

[orchid robin]

I listen to purple metal tho

[hidden path]

[split canyon]

[heady crow]

Lean metal

[midnight tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUqBglpHTO0 this goes hard

[wind forum]

What kind of music is this

[abstract path]

Ba-da-ba-ba exists

[wind forum]

https://youtu.be/utlSZNPsgIA

[midnight tree]

vietnam moment

[ruby minnow]

i have manipulated people into reacting with turtles

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/this-man-crab-react-him-discord-crab-react-gif-26387284

[split canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/carl-carl-dance-hmc-gif-20108446

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/899639181276508160/965759618447986750/Untitled2.gif

[abstract path]

bro that's kinda GAE

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/785348065733115904/1051776770195607562/3xn4tcevie5a1.png

[ruby minnow]

this is truely a 🐢 world domination moment

[split canyon]

🐢👑

[ruby minnow]

man i wish i had a torn pocket in my jeans

life would be much better

[split canyon]

man I wish I had balls

[hidden path]

Use scissors

[midnight tree]

just stick your hand down your underwear and scratch your balls in public

what are people gonna do? unscratch my balls?

[ruby minnow]

i have started this

but at what cost

[split canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/wenis-weniskid-wenild-wenald-wenildkid-gif-19060982

[ruby minnow]

every post has a turtle under it

[abstract path]

Congratulations, you have balls

[wind forum]

Poor cable management. Rip them out

[ruby minnow]

this man above me react him with 🐢

[split canyon]

@orchid robin Don't turn around 🐢

[orchid robin]

I farted

[midnight tree]

no

[heady vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/498664055028973598/1051544423999225936/RPReplay_Final16441792501.mov

[split canyon]

I have severe dementia.

[ruby minnow]

WHAT IS THIS

WHAT IS THIS ELDRITCH HORROR

[ruby minnow]

why did i even started 🐢

what was going on in my brain

[pastel quartz]

roblox

[ruby minnow]

i'm truely a little bit retard

[abstract path]

Utterly retarded as fuck

[pastel quartz]

hai! i love you! xqcL

[crimson flame]

Aren't we all

[ruby minnow]

yeah

[crimson flame]

You forgot the :

[abstract path]

Love you too! Platoniaclly

[pastel quartz]

no

[eager igloo]

Tutel

https://tenor.com/view/calor-quente-banho-agua-sabado-gif-14771166

[orchid robin]

I have 30 free mins you cant stop me

[wary flume]

Tutrle

[ruby minnow]

truely i'm in a good mental state

[crimson flame]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-alerted-the-you-have-alerted-the-turtle-turtle-gif-24931236

[orchid robin]

When was this “today” at

[ruby minnow]

uh

this morning

i guess

[orchid robin]

Soooo, wanna talk about it?

[abstract path]

You can break down any time

[ruby minnow]

no i don't

[abstract path]

🛑 stahp

[hidden path]

gonna pmay video games and vibe

[orchid robin]

Anything we can do to help you cheer up

[ruby minnow]

tell me that i'm not an dissapoinment to my family and i actually have a gf

[crimson flame]

Whats a gf it she only makes you suffer

[hidden path]

[ruby minnow]

i mean

i would like a femboy

but when your parents wants you to show something

you cannot just go tell them that you are into femboys

[orchid robin]

Well i can certainly tell you that many people feel like they are disappointments but the real disappointments are the ones who tried to live life not on their terms, but through the plans other people had for them

[abstract path]

I did

[hidden path]

thought my cat had a wound but it was just one of his nipples

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[crimson flame]

Completely understandable but you shouldn't base your life decisions on other people's expectations of you. I know parents expectation is always tough

[heady crow]

Simply get a femboy bf, show him to your parents and tell them to cope

[ruby minnow]

nah i'm just kidding my parents didn't even asked to show them if i have a gf

[hidden path]

Femboy this, fembot that, why don't you become the femboy

[abstract path]

[orchid robin]

I already told my mother to not expect a daughter in law or any grandchildren

[ruby minnow]

man why did this chat become about my problems in life

i'm trying to escape those here ffs

[abstract path]

We also have problems in life dw

[heady crow]

i wish

[ruby minnow]

yeah

all of us have problems

[orchid robin]

Cuz sometimes you gotta confront em, escapism is only temporary

[abstract path]

Schizo posting

[ruby minnow]

i don't think any person on earth lives without any kind of problem in their life

[ruby minnow]

i mean at least my problems in life aren't big and can be overcome easily

[abstract path]

That is?

[crimson flame]

Tru

[orchid robin]

There you go buddy, get rid of those problems. Here take this gun

[ruby minnow]

Yay

[crimson flame]

Also i know you have preference but personally i'd choose character over preference

Or maybe boobs

[abstract path]

I want boobs

[orchid robin]

🐢

[abstract path]

On me

[ruby minnow]

a foolish man tries to find a gf with a good personality while a wise man boobs

[crimson flame]

booba

[orchid robin]

They are both foolish

Femboys are the future

[ruby minnow]

gachi is the future

[abstract path]

Why not have both

[orchid robin]

Who the fuck is gachi

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkO0CfmDVHE

[abstract path]

Yeah who is that

[orchid robin]

Big tit tomboy gf or big ass femboy bf

[heady crow]

how young are you guys if you dont know gachi

[ruby minnow]

man fr

[abstract path]

Well

[ruby minnow]

i'm from gen z

[abstract path]

17

[ruby minnow]

even i know Gachi

[abstract path]

Look

[orchid robin]

Im reacting to every message here with fuckin turtles while waiting for the professor, take a guess

[abstract path]

I play dead cells and you mfers don't know it either

[pastel quartz]

i don't think its about being young, but being in different cultures

[abstract path]

Now shut up

[placid sail]

man I love this song

[ruby minnow]

every men on the internet

should know who gachi is

[abstract path]

I am not a man, bish

[orchid robin]

Every force of nature

[ruby minnow]

then become one

[abstract path]

no

[abstract path]

[wary flume]

Turtle or tortoise

[orchid robin]

There are at least 100 messages with the turtle reaction by now

[ruby minnow]

tutuutle

[orchid robin]

Tortoise tbf 🐢

[wary flume]

But tortlese

[hidden path]

turtle bf

hides in your bed and never leaves

[ruby minnow]

man in my native language a turtle is a kaplumbaga

[hidden path]

Tortue

[wary flume]

https://tenor.com/view/tortoise-turtle-hangry-hungry-gif-13387694

Tortoise

[abstract path]

Sounds like aluakba

[ruby minnow]

its turkish

[orchid robin]

Turkish?

[abstract path]

Makes sense

It sounds like it

[orchid robin]

TUUURRKKIIISSSSHHHH

[ruby minnow]

man cannibals are called yamyams in turkish

[crimson flame]

Yumyums

[ruby minnow]

no

its with an A

not a u

[wary flume]

Yummy yummys

[crimson flame]

kura kura

[orchid robin]

Guys i can only react so fast

[crimson flame]

In my native lang

[orchid robin]

Slow down

[wary flume]

No

[ruby minnow]

Turkish is just mix of like 10 languages

[crimson flame]

Somehow my language has a lot of word repetitions

[abstract path]

Latin

[wary flume]

I’m stealing your job temporarily

[orchid robin]

Fuck off

[wary flume]

Fine I will

[crimson flame]

Cant even get a job in here smh

[heady vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/enjoy-your-retirement-happy-retirement-enjoy-yourself-retired-senior-citizen-gif-20421430

[ruby minnow]

Can't even get a job in brainfart

[orchid robin]

All jobs, shall die

[abstract path]

You look like seek

[pastel quartz]

ew

[ruby minnow]

man imagine really getting paid to moderate a discord server

that would be a terrible job

i'm getting reacted with what i started

[heady crow]

A strong 19

[crimson flame]

Wtf is a seek

Btw if you need help getting job u can talk to me

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/768262165525168168/1027704174378491964/ezgif.com-gif-maker_100.gif

[abstract path]

How do i get a job

[pastel quartz]

wait i want a job aswell

[ruby minnow]

talk to people

but do not threaten their families

that won't go pretty well

[stone blade]

the fk is these tutels

[abstract path]

Me when i talk about my favourite video games: killing feels....godlike

[crimson flame]

No i mean in like making resume or something

[ruby minnow]

scroll way up

[crimson flame]

Also, use linkedin

[ruby minnow]

i started them Ivan

[pastel quartz]

hmpf, so boring

[abstract path]

Was a link

[midnight tree]

the solo in the beginning really slaps my nuts every time

[pastel quartz]

🐢

[ruby minnow]

do you slap your own nuts sometimes?

[midnight tree]

no, i just listen to that song

[crimson flame]

Ok be my slave then

[abstract path]

You know

[ruby minnow]

gotta try slapping your balls

[pastel quartz]

huh- that'd be fun but, didnt u hear me in vc

[orchid robin]

She would enjoy that you buffoon

[ruby minnow]

really a pain

that you will never feel ever again

[abstract path]

Being someones maid would probably be a bit easy

[remote vine]

What’s up with the turtles

[orchid robin]

Imagine doing vc here

[ruby minnow]

🐢

[abstract path]

But knowing i can't clean too well, I'm not one to talk to

[pastel quartz]

not here, in dms >~<

[crimson flame]

Yea

[pastel quartz]

it'd be fun tho

[orchid robin]

[crimson flame]

I asked maja to clean my dishes

[remote vine]

lol

[midnight tree]

bro go clean the drain@pastel quartz

[abstract path]

I don't really like cleaning but

[midnight tree]

that would be hot

[abstract path]

If i get help, then ye

[pastel quartz]

okay!

[pastel quartz]

i like cleaning certain things

[crimson flame]

Have u seen mens toilet? U need a gas mask to enter

[orchid robin]

[remote vine]

Explain

[midnight tree]

yeah i love cleaning windows

[pastel quartz]

okay_cat is here, hes overusing his powers
i can't

[pastel quartz]

i don't, i'd have to be on the other side, and it's scary, too high

[abstract path]

Dude i had to go in there for the whole ass 10 years plus some extra

Don't tell me how they smell like cuz their SHIT anyway

[ruby minnow]

guys i have an important question

one night with Ryan Gosling or a femboy bf

[midnight tree]

smh you're not maid material

[pastel quartz]

i never had a problem with mens toilet, idk why everyone keeps crying on how dirty they are

[midnight tree]

you gotta man up

[pastel quartz]

i can bend over thoo, maybe that'd help

[midnight tree]

get on the ladder and get cleaning

those windows won't clean themselves

[ruby minnow]

No answers at all?

[pastel quartz]

only if you'd wait down there to catch me

[orchid robin]

“Oh you want a mommy? Well then GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM”

[pastel quartz]

ryan gosling

[ruby minnow]

same

[pastel quartz]

there are better males tho

[orchid robin]

Dont say males thats weird

[pastel quartz]

like the black big actor, uwuu

[abstract path]

https://tenor.com/view/tpb-trailer-park-boys-ricky-to-fuck-off-gif-19480783

[ruby minnow]

it covers tarkov

[pastel quartz]

omg jake gyllenhaal is hot

[abstract path]

Lmao

[pastel quartz]

brad pitt >~<

[ruby minnow]

man i cannot believe

i spent 1060 on tarkov

[pastel quartz]

wtf do u spend on there

are there microtransactions or wut

[ruby minnow]

its the standard edition btw

[pastel quartz]

idk what any of it is what, i never played it

[ruby minnow]

standard edition is 45 dollars

which is 830

[abstract path]

What games u play

[ruby minnow]

but with tax and other boring shit

it becomes

1060

[pastel quartz]

koikatsu party

[abstract path]

https://tenor.com/view/tgamm-theghostandmollymcgee-you-got-games-gif-26165842

[midnight tree]

i look like i could star the role of a taxi driver-esque character

[abstract path]

What is that

[pastel quartz]

aw, u don't know it it was a joke

[abstract path]

Aw

Oki

[ruby minnow]

i wish there were microtransactions

and i spent money on those

but nope

its 1 transaction

buying the main game

[pastel quartz]

i only play those D: atleast recently

[midnight tree]

divinity lessss goooo

[abstract path]

The long drive yooo

[pastel quartz]

you play it aswell

[orchid robin]

Fuck signal went out

Got so many turtles to add

[pastel quartz]

just because of the black guy
jesus i need to get his name

[abstract path]

My friend does but

[midnight tree]

i remember i backed door kickers on kickstarter

[abstract path]

I know it

[ruby minnow]

what signal?

[midnight tree]

braccus rex my beloved

void king gang

[orchid robin]

Data signal

[ruby minnow]

i cannot even begin to see

[pastel quartz]

what

[ruby minnow]

man imagine if my dick was a signal

it would be a short one

[pastel quartz]

by black guy i meant @crimson flame

[orchid robin]

Voltaire, the neighbourhood black person

[midnight tree]

who?

[orchid robin]

The black man

[abstract path]

Bro, who is that?

[orchid robin]

You dont know who the black man is

[midnight tree]

are there black people in divinity original sin 2?

[ruby minnow]

who is the black man

[pastel quartz]

yes!

[abstract path]

Yes, because i don't know fear

[orchid robin]

Come oonn, the black man

[pastel quartz]

on the first island, you can open a cell, there's black guy inside that gets mad when you open it and attack his privacy

[narrow lotus]

any reason why do u spam turtle emoji

[ruby minnow]

the black man

[orchid robin]

Okay i think the mod is here to fuck me up

[ruby minnow]

i started it

then he just contunied it

[midnight tree]

oh yeah the psychic dwarf

[orchid robin]

It started as a joke and i had 40 free minutes

[remote vine]

I haven’t played divinity in a while

[pastel quartz]

and oh my god, when you go further >~< there's a guy that touched me and- eek!!
i mean- he molested me but still

[abstract path]

Whaaa---

[orchid robin]

So yes thats why at least 200+ messages have a turtle emoji on them

[ruby minnow]

sometimes this chat is more degenerate then the rp chat

fr

[abstract path]

Real

[pastel quartz]

eww that hairrcut

[pastel quartz]

i forgot to take screenshots ;c

[abstract path]

Noooo

[heady crow]

Yall check other chats?

[narrow lotus]

i had a classmate that had the exact haircut and ideed he got all the bitches

[remote vine]

Bussin

[ruby minnow]

yeah

[gaunt trout]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/971366201643118602/1034860330121183232/caption.gif

[orchid robin]

Where you in middle school at that time?

[abstract path]

God

[narrow lotus]

college

[heady crow]

Ciapeer hiiii

[pastel quartz]

i had a ,, friend '' that had that haircut, he was polish/german homophobic male with rxpe attempt, sending death threats towards me

[gaunt trout]

hi

[heady crow]

Whats up?

[narrow lotus]

what the hell

[remote vine]

Interesting

[pastel quartz]

atleast he was getting the bitches, i guess

[gaunt trout]

after 4 hours i will have my first lab lesson

[orchid robin]

I refuse to believe that

[gaunt trout]

(i really will want to drink every flask)

[orchid robin]

Why was he still walking free?

[remote vine]

Literally me

[heady crow]

Do it. Whos stopping you

[heady crow]

[gaunt trout]

OSHA

[pastel quartz]

in which way, after the attempt or what

[orchid robin]

After , especially with the death threats

[abstract path]

Me

[midnight tree]

@pastel quartz Malady can take my source any day of the week if you know what i mean

[gaunt trout]

1 of my friend had that lesson already and his flask blew up after adding royal water

[ruby minnow]

man there was some quality whisky in the house

[pastel quartz]

the death threats, well- they weren't public, i didn't make it public and well, he's too busy getting girls so i never believed him he'd do it

beside that, he's literally braindead, he wouldnt be able to do anytihng

the girl itself didn't do much to get him behind bars either, just told her friends, i heard there was some thoughts about police but, i dont think anybody did anything

[ruby minnow]

and i couldn't drink it

[pastel quartz]

mhm!

[ruby minnow]

[orchid robin]

Damn……hope he gets intestinal cancer

[abstract path]

That's just dumb.

[remote vine]

Keep yourself safe

[abstract path]

I hope he stubs his tiny toe off

[pastel quartz]

the 3 first letters of that :monkalaugh:

[lusty sonnet]

It's psychological support hour ay?

[abstract path]

Again, yes

[gaunt trout]

and he didnt have a gloves

[pastel quartz]

@uncut obsidian could you please add monkalaugh

[orchid robin]

I hope his dick falls off all slow and painful, making him feel every bit of flesh tearing off

[abstract path]

So what happened after

[echo slate]

The zoomer perm and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race

[abstract path]

Radiation helps

[pastel quartz]

omgg yes!

[orchid robin]

Fuck radiation lets cut it off ourselves

[abstract path]

Peeler?

[pastel quartz]

noo, let's get a screwdriver and stick it

[abstract path]

Or knife?

[gaunt trout]

there was supposed to become a sediment in a flask and he get a foam

[pastel quartz]

and potato peeler!! omggggggg

[gaunt trout]

but survived

[abstract path]

Ah so hot foam, ouch

[remote vine]

Yes but also

[abstract path]

Atleast he's fine heh

[pastel quartz]

can u survive if u cut ur dick off? like, sure if you stop bleeding, can u even pee after that?

[abstract path]

If you uh

[remote vine]

Artificial penis

[orchid robin]

If you stop the bleeding you can survive…..the peeing must be painful tho

[abstract path]

Open something up surgically, yes

[gaunt trout]

yea but this reaction should show you what did you had but now he could test shit

[pastel quartz]

if i cut my dick off, i dont want to have another one, duh

[orchid robin]

You have a dick?

[remote vine]

Pee thru a tube

[pastel quartz]

dumbo

[abstract path]

He couldn't test anymore?

[midnight tree]

if you cut your dick off your body will try to close the wound and you would basically get filled with piss if you let it

[orchid robin]

[pastel quartz]

oh :c

[abstract path]

That's basically self-dumping, dude

[gaunt trout]

if there should be sediment and he didnt know what could make a foam

[abstract path]

True

[gaunt trout]

to be more accurate

sediment or no reaction

[orchid robin]

Anyways enough about dicks

[gaunt trout]

but boom foam

[orchid robin]

Asses tho

[molten solar]

good heavens maja, you have a dick?

[pastel quartz]

dicks

[heady crow]

Balls

[pastel quartz]

ur such a dummy oh my godd

[orchid robin]

NO, ENOUGH ABOUT THEM

[wise bane]

hello there

[molten solar]

😱😱😱😱😱

[midnight tree]

i'm eating about 1kg of spaghetti rn

[molten solar]

i’m gonna pass out maja😱😱😱

[pastel quartz]

ew thats too much

[midnight tree]

not for me

[remote vine]

de bussy

[pastel quartz]

good! perfect moment to sit on you

[molten solar]

maja has dicc😱😱😱😱

[remote vine]

My favorite composer

[orchid robin]

THINGS HAVE BECOME SO MUCH BETTER

[heady crow]

Bulking or nah

[midnight tree]

i am a big boy and i need big food

[wise bane]

since you i belive everyone on discord has

[molten solar]

p!slap @pastel quartz

[foggy mantle]

November slaps maja

Powered by weeb.sh

[wise bane]

go gym

[midnight tree]

i do

[wise bane]

good

[midnight tree]

i am on the path to swoleness

[pastel quartz]

sowwy :c

[orchid robin]

Dont slap it, thats not doing anything

[pastel quartz]

it made me horny, did something in the end

[heady crow]

Dip has the best glutes and hammies here. Hes dedicated to the grind

[wise bane]

the best moment becouse u just can bench so much more than being lean

[midnight tree]

shut up

[orchid robin]

Is there a force on this earth that wont make you horny

[wise bane]

dip?

[pastel quartz]

mhm! friends like the german guy

[molten solar]

p!slap @pastel quartz

[foggy mantle]

November slaps maja

Powered by weeb.sh

[heady crow]

Axel

[orchid robin]

That guy is not what you would call a friend

[wise bane]

[midnight tree]

bro you letting the robot take your job

[wise bane]

still dont know

[midnight tree]

cringe ass mf

[pastel quartz]

harder uwuu >~<

[heady crow]

@midnight tree

[molten solar]

how do i do it properly😱😱😱

[orchid robin]

Or did i confuse the germans

[wise bane]

ahh yeah thanks

[pastel quartz]

i knoww

[crimson flame]

Soon the robot will replace you too

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/burn-slap-face-firstday-backhand-gif-15991733

[molten solar]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-memes-memes2022funny-meme-face-punch-gif-25436787

@pastel quartz

[orchid robin]

Friends are friends, dipshits who should be castrated are dipshits who should be castrated

[orchid robin]

Domestic abuse

[wise bane]

talking about me?

[pastel quartz]

so hot owmghhh!!! >~<<<<

[pastel quartz]

i'm into thatt

[orchid robin]

No no, a diff german who hasnt been castrated yet

[orchid robin]

Get yourself checked

[wise bane]

not having balls is useful

i live in my dream world where i am the only german here

[pastel quartz]

i tried! i went to polish healthcare about my heart and they gave me piss and blood tests, and told me that there's no use to make tests for heart

[orchid robin]

……..i meant psychologically

[wise bane]

its broken?

[pastel quartz]

i tried!

[pastel quartz]

it huwts really bad, dunno if u can call that broken

[molten solar]

what’s broken?

[pastel quartz]

heeawt

[wise bane]

and they just send u back? thats not really good

too much horniness can brake hearts

[molten solar]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-throwing-trash-can-at-someone-gif-19450291

[pastel quartz]

i felt like i was dying this night because of it

[orchid robin]

Hearts can legit break btw

Its an actual cause of death

[wise bane]

i know

[molten solar]

😔

[midnight tree]

literally me

[wise bane]

and it still hurts? what the fuck is wrong with healtcare in your place

[molten solar]

have you eaten anything?

[pastel quartz]

i'm at age that people usually go to school, they're like ,, ah, he must be lying just to get free days

[pastel quartz]

yes dummy, eating has kinda nothing to do with it

[orchid robin]

Yeah the healthcare might not be in tip top shape rn ( jebać pis)

[queen finch]

hot~

[pastel quartz]

hot~

[molten solar]

you don’t go to school?

[wise bane]

youre healthcare sucks

[pastel quartz]

oh, yeah, no i dont

[wary flume]

I’m going to kill you

[pastel quartz]

kill me daddy

[orchid robin]

It used to be actually really good until the fuckin [REDACTED] took over

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-shy-gif-26557195

[wary flume]

Nevermind

I’m going to find you a father figure

[midnight tree]

i considered getting whatever was causing me to wince in agony checked out but it stopped so i no longer care

[pastel quartz]

ooo! thank youuu

[midnight tree]

i will be your father figure

[wary flume]

Epic thank you moments

[midnight tree]

i will just stare at you until you act right

[wise bane]

u have schitzo, u never know if hes real or not

[pastel quartz]

arent you too far away?

[orchid robin]

A big strong man who will punish her when she misbehaves and she can call daddy?”

[wary flume]

Yep

[pastel quartz]

omwghh >~<

https://tenor.com/view/hyouka-kyo-ani-hot-spring-onsen-gif-5047017

[midnight tree]

norway mang

[narrow lotus]

i am drinking a coffee with a very nice oreo biscuit

however i dropped the whole biscuit in the coffeee

i will now mute someone because of it

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/shit-got-weird-fiend-no-limit-chronicles-things-got-weird-shit-got-strange-gif-17958608

[narrow lotus]

[orchid robin]

[pastel quartz]

yup, thats too far away

[wary flume]

@pastel quartz

[midnight tree]

mf eating oreos with his coffee

[pastel quartz]

please drink water

[narrow lotus]

actual king between peasants

[split canyon]

🐢

[orchid robin]

MUTE METHIC AGAIN

[wise bane]

wtf is a oreo bisquit?

[pastel quartz]

isnt it basic oreo

[placid sail]

but isn't it nice to read a weird ass erotic chat between probably minors while you have a biscuit and coffee though

[wise bane]

i guess

[narrow lotus]

well shit started having oreo flavour , like chooclate and shit , so now u gotta specify

[wary flume]

Mute maja

[heady crow]

Ur not busy anymore?

[split canyon]

🐢 🐢

[narrow lotus]

it is not....but i have to moderate this shit

[wary flume]

Or someone that isn’t me

[narrow lotus]

💀

[orchid robin]

Mute yourself ledy

[narrow lotus]

p!roast @pastel quartz

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz, You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

[narrow lotus]

i am

[pastel quartz]

true!

[wise bane]

we only chat like this for you

[midnight tree]

just fly to norway

ez

[split canyon]

p!mute @pastel quartz

[placid sail]

now that you remind me, I am busy once more

[orchid robin]

YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON OF A BOT

[heady crow]

:(

[orchid robin]

YOU IMBECILE OF A TURTLE

[placid sail]

cries tears of paid labour and lack of sleep

[split canyon]

@foggy mantle I hate you.

[pastel quartz]

oh noo im muted

[wise bane]

wtf is bot doing

[orchid robin]

BOT WWAAARRRRR

[orchid robin]

It gained sentience….and it hates us

[queen finch]

https://youtu.be/WsZkvyK17Lg

[wise bane]

p!invert @split canyon

[narrow lotus]

p!infractions Kit

[foggy mantle]

Kit the Eight-Tailed#1352

This user has no infractions.

[pastel quartz]

[split canyon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1051807666554544158/invert.png

[queen finch]

[narrow lotus]

p!warn @woeful lance do not use slurs even in joke

[foggy mantle]

@woeful lance has been warned.

[wise bane]

i will start the fight between them

[narrow lotus]

[pastel quartz]

huh, where di he do soemthing

hes nto even here

[narrow lotus]

on 22 november

[orchid robin]

Ledy predicted it

[narrow lotus]

[crimson flame]

!p roast @split canyon

[wise bane]

p!saturate @split canyon

[narrow lotus]

here

and here

[pastel quartz]

awie!! so cute

[molten solar]

p!explode @foggy mantle

[pastel quartz]

f word is a slur?

[molten solar]

p!explode @split canyon

[split canyon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1051807890635235389/saturate.png

[wise bane]

p!implode @split canyon

[midnight tree]

smh can't even insult someone's ethnicity anymore

[orchid robin]

p!invert @pastel quartz

[narrow lotus]

it is

[midnight tree]

which f word

[orchid robin]

I am conflicted about this

[split canyon]

p!kill @foggy mantle

[narrow lotus]

u can use homo/ gay / men lover

[wise bane]

yooo

[molten solar]

p!explode @pastel quartz

[orchid robin]

Or based

[narrow lotus]

based

[wise bane]

based

[narrow lotus]

p!ban @ maja

[foggy mantle]

Invalid member argument.
User not found.

Usage: p!ban <member> [duration] [reason]

[narrow lotus]

[split canyon]

I am a men lover.

[wise bane]

p!invert @wise bane

[orchid robin]

Ledy really teasing her

[narrow lotus]

whoever Ledy is

[pastel quartz]

samee, i love men

[wise bane]

bird mod

[midnight tree]

i am men 😳

[wise bane]

but for real what happend to turtle, he weird

[orchid robin]

Wanna who loves men more?

[wise bane]

a big strong man

[narrow lotus]

maja telling me to drink water is like me telling her to get checked in a mental asylum

[heady crow]

Madi talking through the bot

[woeful lance]

why did you ping me 3 times my dude the only thing i've even posted here in the last 3 days has been ferret pictures

[midnight tree]

drink drain cleaner

[wise bane]

ahh

[midnight tree]

mmmmm

[woeful lance]

i can't even see the messages where you told me i supposedly used slurs theyre so old

[split canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/turtle-animal-dance-cute-gif-8300057

[orchid robin]

Still used em

[narrow lotus]

forgiveness is not the sith way

[wise bane]

p!invert @narrow lotus

[orchid robin]

Me playing as sith in TOR but not wanting to hurt anyones feelings

[pastel quartz]

P!explode @narrow lotus

[wise bane]

whats TOR

[midnight tree]

he has undergone sithhy hypnosis and now he wears panties and robes

[orchid robin]

The old republic, the star wars rpg

[woeful lance]

how do you even know i used them if they can't be loaded

[midnight tree]

real

[narrow lotus]

plot twist : they loaded for me man

[woeful lance]

yall on some wild shit

[pastel quartz]

Stop talking please

[narrow lotus]