#🎪bruh-fart
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i kept falling from her hands as a baby apparently 
oh so its multiple times
yes
that explains some things
and one time i hit my head to the ground so hard i lost consciousness
There isn't a translation for bussy because it's not a real word, after all
But we do have a word for pussy, which is "figa", intended for the vagina
Then we also have dialects all over the place, there are many words for a single thing
In my dialect we use "pidgeon" for example 
Many things werent real words….until we made em real
figgat
don't say that it's bad word
I love the Niger river
he's not lying falco it is true
I see, thanks!
For anyone who dont know its pronounced “nee zher”
@ionic hatch
also what have that bald little goblin done again?
adults are talking, shush
you shush
quite literally
I remember a newspaper propaganda talking about how electricity will kill us all
why does it look like Berserk's rape horse
And it had skeletons wrapped in power lines
The fuckin what
thats metal as fuck
Bc it's prob from the 1910s
Damn….shortly before ww1
humanlike facial expressions and a calm, reassuring gaze
i love that shit
me
Hai cropol
Im hoes :3
cropool hii!! :3 Haiii!! ^^ Heyyy!!
Haii
Hi hoes :3, I'm @slim osprey
Omg no way
just another day in the gamma server.
muted for spamming
he just like me fr
saying two contradicting things at the same time
hmmm
crystal (homophobic)
Whoever paypals me 500 dollars will get a ball pic
:<
Oh really? Then tell me, who was the first….gay person
Bal
._. Gae exists since the dark ages
Tell me the name of the first…gay person
Bro that's kinda....gay
goddamn
You pass the test
@placid sail listen to the entire giles corey album by giles corey
No homo tho
?
AWFUL TANK TO SKETCH I FUCKING HATED IT
Song is a banger
Im sorry i didnt know any better

Still looks awesome tho
@narrow lotus
now colour it
Plus its a free commision
make me
khaaytil said you're conducting some sort of investigation on them, was that another bullshit or has he really done something
i would strap you to a chair and make you listen to the whole thing for an entire day with occasional pee breaks
On who exactly? 
What about poopoo breaks
on kha himself
Ah
He have a way to bypass AutoMod
I don't know how he can do that
One method was obvious
Its his…gay power
Magic
you mean like this? gаy
How the fuck are y'all doing that
nono i can also say...drum roll......slut
So many ways to say the word……………gay
Yes
now I can finally draw an F16
oh hey that's more difficult one
hold on
Draw a eurofighter
Cyrillic
draw me having a normal psyche
What is that
go fuck yourself eurofighter typhoon I hate that mf
Fine fine….. the harrier?
can you draw me as a woman
.Cocaina no flour
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i wanna know how bangable i'd be
Can you draw me as a man
damn
No i'm drawing the F16
can't find the easy way to change letters
Just look in the mirror
but i'm not a woman silly
So?
Unbelievable
I wont pay you, such a lucrative offer
if automod uses regex you can make one a query that'll kill all attempts, even the cyrillic ones
i wanna know how bangable i'd be if i was a woman
HRT two years
Oh
Me too
And you'll see
Same but as a man
I'm super bangable as I am
gives us your photo, we'll run in through some gender bender generator
just imagine something
Imma do that
Good luck

how would something that I've imagined describe your sexuality, if I have no idea how you look like?
reality as we know is an illusion
Can't yet though
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therefore what you perceive me as is only what your mind wants you to see me as
Khay is actually a hot Azerbaijanian super model
so shut it and imagine me being a woman
think, bzeek, think. How do you know everyone sees things the exact same way as everyone else? There is no way of proving it since we can't look through the world through each other's eyes. But you'll say "oh kha but then how come we can point out the same exact things then" well because you were taught what they were since you were a kid and there's no way for you to tell what it actually is
yeah yeah whatever you buddhist freak, just send me your feet pics already
no
i love this crackhead russian
Russian?
eltorro64RUS
I'm using all my brainpower right now to imagine you as ugly smelly gremlin from the depth of hell
Oh i thought you meant engie
so that's what you'd wanna bang
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weird preferences bzeek
nah
Idk pokemon
Time is up!
Hi
Man why do i get all the DOGSHIT trivia
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The Hundred Years' War was fought for more than a hundred years.
[1] False
[2] True
the girl bought a sticker today
and gave me one to choose from and said
put it on your laptop
;3
1
Incorrect! The correct answer is True
FUCK
I'm using your theory of whatever I imagine being the true reality and imagining you into some sort of grotesque monster to just flex on you
🤨
ITS IN THE NAME
I KNOW JACK SHIT ABOUT THAT WAR
ITS CALLED THE HUNDRED YEARS WAR
I HATE THE BRITISH
Kill this man
jokes on you i like being a grotesque monster so i can scare off humans and live in my isolated realm
SO DO WE
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Fuck you
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Gimme
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Aw
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Lmao the question he got
what the fuck is this question
@abstract path middle bottom one
I see
why would I know this
Why wouldnt you, youre japanese after all
ITS YOUR HOMELANDS ACHIEVEMENT
racism
I never said I was japanese
only I was Asian
Wait……i swear i saw someone call you japanese
Ong i legit thought you were japanese
lol I wish
Singapore ?
nah, Taiwan
Oh no, he said the -502857 social credits word
do you want to know what patrick said in chinese
Sure
WAIT WHAT
sounds like coping
MODS ISTG I DID NOT KNOW THIS
@lusty sonnet
Oh a greek
Its “anastaseea”
greek moment
hard r too
oh hey
Anastasia
we actually have a lot of Anastasias here
I HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE CHINESE LANGUAGE
Okay type the phrase without the n word
never figured it's a Greek name
I'm curious now
@placid sail BZEEK
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you motherfucking n-word, this is my ice cream
ugh fine you little pest
Okay so, if i knew the chinese language i swear i would have never posted that
OBLITERATE THE FRENCHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!! 🍴
think it means "resurrection" or something like that if i look at the word
nah u good
Well sorta, maybe in older greek
in our local context it usually means "this girl is slightly/very crazy"
because all Anastasias are... eccentric for some reason
In modern greek resurrection is “ανάσταση”
though they are fun
heard the stories 
Thank you thank you……………now how does it feel living in a country that “doesnt” exist?
feels okay. we have good food at least. also cheap pc parts
ghsotyyy
yo who tf reacted with that pepe stalker emoji
ah, fate
absolutely based
“Cheap pc parts” my man you are one of the main producers worldwide, ofc you do
boba tea for days
What's boba tea
tea with boobs in it
theres no way YOU dont know out of all people here
Tea that had boba fett dunk his balls into it
good drink
I heard of it but never had one
most current day names are based on the older variants of the present languages tho
milk tea with tapioca balls
Yeah thats why im saying maybe in older, but the altered modern version is shorter
shifting my bets yet again it seems
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 kilos of sugar
I have no idea i live in germany between netphen and siegen
ayo free doxxing
yes but you can tell them no sugar
My name is walter white, and i live in-
german has been doxed
give me shop names
i am coming to steal everything you own now crystal
the fact we arent in schengen isnt gonna stop me
I can already say european boba tea shops are bad
City galery
im not gonna steal everything it owns
im gonna steal its life
(and then everything it owns)
Bitch i have a knife
i want something that has worth
do you think i dont?
The onliest thing you have is a skill issue
i am 100% more skilled in any kind of combat
compared to you
youve got twigs for arms
its like, you got a virile bulgar, descendant of the people that raided the greeks for centuries
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have [word limit :(]
versus soft polish german femboy that has the same bodytype as a somalian child
dark and moody and pretty emotional at the same time, I actually dig it
also enjoyed the part in the end where a guy had a passionate fistfight with a piano and lost it
Trynna roast me smh
im not trying, all this is facts
Somalian children are so nice, very easy to throw overboard
so you may see obvious things as roasts
that part is actually him legitimately having a fistfight with his piano
im not bulgarian
why would you say such a thing
don't know what that is
That's what I'm saying
i am
you insult me
Now tell me somehing new
im talking about me dumbass
Gravity doesnt work like you think it does
i called dibs on robbing crystal
oh
he decided to record his hallucination thingy and added it to the music
you cant interfere
yeah i can
Oh, huh
well duh, what I said
Time to study it
Said something new, my work here is done
Goodnight everybody
Spelling error
Me in 7 hours
i may have decided that when i wake up tomorrow, i will feel unwell
I have to start working again tomorrow
not a single ounce of feeling rested was gained during the week off
dont work
should have drank like crazy
I have decided that tomorrow a particular server will require all my attention and i shall do no other work
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jump off a cliff
sleeping dog was good
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It's LITERALLY that theme
New emoji???
da phuc

Damn

same
he's my spirit animal
I'm just like him
Can u add fbi pepe @grizzled meadow
keep your enemies close
< - this is literalyl me rn
Sins and Monochads
listen to giles corey
be
<- this
okay that's actually bonkers 
YESSS
not the same man he was 5 seconds ago
Let's go
forgot to switch accounts?
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE GO MASTURBATE TO ANIME GIRLS
the tomboy has become schizo
Oh look who it is
You know what im talking about

Retard
E

E
What about wii sports
alice why are you hanging out with femboys
I've been lurking in this channel long enough

what's your opinion on me alice alt
who are you?
you haven't been lurking long enough
a friend of the retarded mute?
go lurk some more
You are the retard here
And you sajd been lurkin for long enough
That i don't laugh
lurked enough
Who am I?
Gotem

he didn't know me how's he gonna know you pastaman
💀
alright just as edgy as alice
He made the fat joke...
they share the same genes
Lmao
normie these balls
stop masturbating to drawings and allow some blood to go to your brain

LMFAO
Ok that goes hard

thats a good one, ngl
can't believe I'm being bullied by my little sister and her online friends

Mald
Bald

this reminds me i should shave my hair tomorrow
i hate hair
going bald again

bald is the best hairstyle 👍
He needs more copium! I repeat he needs more copium! Oh no, we are loosing him
Why hate hair
Crystal shut the fuck up
Yeah shut the fuck up femboy
You
you should get into chemotherapy
it gets oily fast and washing, then drying is a pain in the ass
Haha gottem
Fine, fuck you
respect

Short hair gang
even the alice alt is bullying crystal
Meme ruined by the augh
brother, just wash yourself
I'm not retarded enough to be her alt
i wash myself every day
hence the reason i hate hair. It's hard to wash it
washing my body takes 5 minutes, washing my hair adds 15 to it

my point stands
Damn
slightly edgier than alice maybe
Bro how long is ur hair
joking with a disability is edgy
okay "tomboy"

Okay that's slightly based

What abt her
Go back playing some shitty indie game on the PS5 Ryan
fine fuck you
name leak
Ahahahaha Ryan
because I'm not retarded
🧢
you're both forklift certified?
runs in the family
Pc is mine now 
he works at the same company
ngl kinda based
Family owned business?
that explains the similarity in edginess
very supportive today
you both like ace combat so yeah I expected that
i get it, i have a brother too
I hate that we have to share a PC tho
its what you get when you have to play the same games
only reason he has a PS5 is because hes cringe
why not just make separate steam accounts
PS5 got NO GAMES
backwards compatible though, yes?
because our older brother made this account for us when we were like 12
and bought 5 games on it for us
make new one then retard
Maybe but Xbox is better in that regard
i prefer pc in general
never could get my hands comfortable around a controller
Some games are just better with a controller
nah i even play mortal kombat with a keyboard
Like dead cells
'ate controllers
'ate consoles
Monster Hunter
racing games, plane games
Enter the Gungeon
if you play shit like need for speed on mouse and keyboard I hope you get last place 24/7
My brother would need to do that
Lmao
Did you prepare half a liter of redbull?
no i simply live with it
unlike some people I'm gonna take a shower, cya brainshit
I played Horizon on mouse and kb but it doesn’t matter cuz it’s Horizon
the overconsumption of coffee i've had for the past 6 years has still left some caffeine inside my system
she wasnt talking about you, dont worry
@teal crescent
Ah shit, i need to do festival playlist
Ahhh
bzeek you said you were making a masterpiece yesterday
I didn’t enjoy FH5 as much as 4 unfortunately
is it finished
not really
Huh?
it is, I've finished it yesterday
just a big pot of bolognese sauce
what was it
It's just a fact, too bad fh4 runs like shit on steam... And furthermore nvidia made it crash after 15 min after their latest driver update 
what is that supposed to mean
FH5 should’ve taken place in Japan just sayin
Nah
But def somewhere else than mexico
@remote vine
lol what
Supercar, cringe
What’s a genocide event
Oh
Cringe is that you still smell of cum, get back into the shower
An event where alot of people die
Shower thoughts be like "shut up"
I am an enjoyer of JDMs
Based usagi
shower thoughts be like "slice your throat open" haha aam i right brainfart
i'm going to sleep goodnight
Gn katil
Supra, unbased
My friend has actually made a few liveries in FH5
gn actual drama queen pretending to be a psycho
shh they don't know
Skyline and supra worst jdm cars
they're not smart like you
Sheeesh
i'm squeezing as much attention as i can
Damn kha idk you were white
let him fantasize online atleast
i have anemia how'd you know
Which one?
2016
@heavy peak it's true, only 14 year old whiteboys unironically like the supra and skyline
No idea, haven't played for over a week thanks to gamma and nfs unbound
damn, i guess i am a 14 y.o. white boy
Open it and check plz
I don’t have it on my laptop
"Supra can outrun a Testarossa stock"
S L U T
Im in bed trying to sleep 
ehem....slut
Then sleep 4Head
New nfs has old and new civic type r
when I copypaste the word alone, it gets blocked
Why
I agree if its RBN32 or RBN34
But don't shit on my RBN33
I wasn't refering to you, silly
Ah
@placid sail
Hm
Rbn33 and 2000gt are based ngl
You know what's more based
deez nuts

Goteem
THAT'S SO SILLY
I was still confused what’s going on with the T4 in germany
You should be fine tho
Ikr
Ain't the shop dw
👍
IKR
we have all the power
the mods are overrun
this is our turf now
we can even say the n-word
(but don't go that far)

yeah man, all this time I was so tempted to say the gamer word, with hard R, how did you know
We can....? The gamers are finally free?
unleash your inner gamer
NEPOTISM!!!
We can finally say nice
jejduhhrhydyyttdtgdhhdhdjend
i fucking love demoman


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yyyeerrraarrsesssarseaandimthgrasssmannpunkyeeeyahhavinh
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too lazy to type it all correctly
mf hasn't figured the copy paste feature
I literally typed the thing 
love this
Ctrl+C and ctrl+v exists
im on phone
THEN COPY IT
You can still copy
im on phone
i dont wanna
hello
i dont wanna
its been 15 years, @abstract path
Yes, i got the milk i said i was gonna buy
crystal roleplaying his dad
I'm laughing already stahp
u=-wmgh uwu!
Bro someone stuffing you with meat or sum?
mwmhm!

Ayoooo
awie i love u too!
awie! so cute
why bully a cat like that tho
I'm going to fucking lose it, "uwu, owo, awie" shut the fuck up
Just block them

time to leave
I know, sadge
@grizzled meadow
God Pepsi man is so fucking hot
kids in africa could've ate that plastic
Goodluck
What website?
That type shit
Just curious

Not the kind of stuff inside, I mean literally the interface
Lmao
p!roast @glad carbon
@glad carbon, I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.
Me building up rep with ecos
me building up rep with mercs and bandits
Merc enjoyer
im eco

Pre-emptive ♻️
boomer check
nobody here but us trees 
YOOO RED ALERT 2
I used to play it 24/7 on my uncle laptop lmao
Are they ever gonna remake that with the same style and speed
I feel like nee red alerts are too much
I smell command & conquer… I think ?
Reading up a bit yeah, thought so
tf is wednesdaygender?
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@reef anchor, If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
jokes on you bozo I'm fucking stupid, so I have nothing to speak about
Sounds like something a middle schooler roast that he read online and he tought it sounded cool so he memorized it to sound smart with his friends
Ah yes
Cat vs dog owners still fighting over who gives a shit
Imo thats a goddamn thing
Pet it and on with your life i like to stay ignorant
But i know some people would go nuts to try and figure out and prove they are right
Lmao
and after that for like 2 week i still felt like the ground was shaking even tho it wasn't
CJ felloff
Going to remove every reaction especially mine brb
!1984 I hate Madirex
How is that dog called
Borzoi
Name sounds dumber than the goofy long nose
I love borzoi dogs
Dude looking like a sock
(socks are cool)
you're cool
🙂
@slim osprey you think that dog looks like a sock??
He do look like a sock
soc
why does it look so goofy
it was created in a wind tunnel at very hihg speed
LMAO WHAT
The nose is like a fucking uh
It looks funny
Bruhh
Borzoi
Goofiest dog breed ever
@ruby minnow look at this
@placid geode loook man i found this
BRUHHHH DOG
Goofy ahhh elephant wanna be borzoi
Soc
I havent laughed this much in god knows how long
Who even decided to breed this hot mess
I love it
WHAT IS THIS
THIS IS THE GOOFIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
OH MY GOD
god created this breed laughing his ass off
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No
weird ass implications
Prolly cheap enough to build a studio and maintain it, I hear internet is pretty reliable in Romania, speed ratios are high.
it's the internet
as long as you use fiber optic for internet and not copper
Yes please
Bitch

Morning brainshit
shidded
Target Spotted
morning
coffee
some of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_ZKoJ9MF3U&list=RDF_ZKoJ9MF3U&start_radio=1
its a vibe
I see the crystal raindrops fall
And the beauty of it all
Is when the sun comes shining through
To make those rainbows in my mind
When I think of you sometime
And I wanna spend some time with you
Just the two of us
We can make it if we try
Just the two of us
(Just the two of us)
Just the two of us
Building castles in the sky
Just the two of us
Y...
morning #🎪bruh-fart my beloved
i've woken up with the shittiest stomach ache 👍
and i do not have to shit so it's not diarrhea
i have been poisoned for consuming normal food
i had a cat who ate like this
my ex's cat also ate like this
who farted
wake up
listen to giles corey
day ruined in a better way
What
https://open.spotify.com/track/1ptYeIDBL1HCDPzMU5wYqd?si=jedNjedHTqSRXQhyKuL7WQ&utm_source=copy-link
I feel like a dick to my professor
he has to grade my goofy ass paper
6 pages
and then in the middle he'll need to read "possible problematic political promise "
:)
Good morning to all the mental delinquents
Tf is a specspirt
!banana
Who keeps making the bots say that
the album's songs' lyrics are depressing as fuck but the music is bonkers 
I AM saying that, stoopid
it's falco
You have erectile dysfunction



honk honk

