#🎪bruh-fart
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There's always a bigger fish
Epic rap battles
hi brain shart
Merry Chrysler
Excuse me
bro how are you so fast
27 weeks already
I'm old
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creepy violin on BG
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The coat of arms of the King of Spain contains the arms from the monarchs of Castille, Leon, Aragon and which other former Iberian kingdom?
[1] Galicia
[2] Catalonia
[3] Granada
[4] Navarre
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I’m poor
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For the fish command
Just a cute little lobster :)
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[1] Abraham Lincoln
[2] Richard Nixon
[3] George Washington
[4] Thomas Jefferson
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yes
Twig waist
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What was the name of Sonic the Hedgehog's original human girlfriend?
[1] Sierra
[2] Celeste
[3] Nina
[4] Madonna
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[3] Folium of Descartes
[4] Cartesian Coordinates
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In "Jewelpet Sunshine", what is the song that plays when Kanon and her friends bust out of prison?
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[2] Ruby Ring
[3] Born to be Wild
[4] Eye Of The Tiger
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To be fair we could use another channel for these games
Brainfart is for this
"The only successful thread" is for that but yall keep playing gacha here
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[1] New Jersey
[2] Karon'gahk
[3] Valhalla
[4] Sto-vo-kor
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Kinda want to answer New Jersey ngl
Kmon baybeee
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In the anime "My Hero Academia", which character is shown with the ability to manipulate gravity?
[1] Asui
[2] Bakugo
[3] Deku
[4] Uraraka
Too scary, dont open if you have a heart problems
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So you knew the answer?
Never seen MHA wouldnt even guess

we truly live in a society
fr
Doesn’t work, she stole my shoes :(
(i'm too shy to exist)
why do we men have tits?
why do we need them
so other men can suck on em? Idk sounds kinda homo to me man
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Yes.
crystal shush
Nu
have a terrible day
Yes
I will go practice katana zero runs more cuz i wanna do all the levels without dying once on hardcore
how about you zero some bitches

You have man boobs?
Muscle man boobs
what
sadge
hello @stone blade
hi
I have dad body
will u ever go back to playing tarkov?
i might reinstall like rn to donate all my gear before wipe
idk
rn i wanna play gamma
sorry
in the future maybe
Goodmorning US- oh wait wrong song
Lol
So how is everyone today
Not as good but
I had some weird visions about 2 amulets
One was with one praying with eyes on their hands while the other one was two guns
It was like a puzzle and i solved it
Then got two guns of the same class and thr other thing i don't even remember
And yesterday someone of my friend oofed themselves bcs of hefty drama
i miss frank 
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You wanna talk about that or?
And the guy who did it was an asshole
Oh sorry
because people
Legit folklore monsters are at least born to be evil etc, humans actively choose to be evil
Life be like that sometimes
True
Man fucc people sometimes
Their either good or bad
it will always be like that
Most just use you as something from which they can pull their own use
While there is very less that choose to be good and helpful
I don't know
I wish it could be different
Yeah like human nature is one of the easiest things to corrupt, to the point where even really good people can be manipulated to do heinous things
Ikr
I might be one of the good people that don't let themselves get manipulatet
Which is, well, good
But that won't quite change the environment
It won't really change anything but the way i see things
And maybe the way i work with people
Well, in the end you can always positively affect those around you and help them in times of need
Well i tried my best on that one
Sometimes not even the best help can help you
Because in the end
Only you can actually help yourself by 100%
We can only push you
I drank too much and got sick
such wise words
what's this? self help group in #🎪bruh-fart?
Read description
doesnt matter bcs my brain is always farting
Shock therapy
Every time something bad happens I say to myself “it do be like that sometimes” and continue on with life
or it is what it is
hi delight
Remember one thing
hello November
Youve made it through 100% of your bad days so far
how are you?
not terrible.
you?
still breathing, thank you
Not for long, the hitman is 30 mins away
Just inhale sanitizer, lifehack


Or have a spray bottle filled with hard alcohol to spray at him whenever he talks or sneezes
he's 5 days in anyways
Pull him out smh
so he should recover soon
Okay i mistook the power dynamic
i regret looking in this channel
welcome to #🎪bruh-fart
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@real tinsel
congratulations, Madirex 
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p!roast @uncut obsidian
@uncut obsidian, You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream "taxi".
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!1984
!lemon
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what the fuck is this emoji

what the fuck
its a great emoji
kinda cute ~

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It's okay friend
You also tried your best
bad kitty
Bad hooman*
if u want to talk abt philosophy my dm is open 
also anyone knows abit about data science, i have a question
i asked chatgpt but the answer is too general
What exactly is data science?
Data analytics?
Dunno that either
deep learning model and shit
Like 3d modelling or?
i think youre in the wrong place to ask
data modeling
Well i have no clue then
i am fully aware
Estrogen
pilk
What is it
Some soda with milk
Blåhaj
blahaj!
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just describe it
a man goes down on a female humanoid lemon's pussy
and then he made the face
then the female humanoid lemon asks "whats wrong babe? :("
i can only show this
Ew
good morning #🎪bruh-fart 💕
I agree.
anyone up for a little 8 hour-long chiv 2 session with me?
Anyone else here hate carbonated water
nope
morning
yes
crystal is studying philosophy
again crystal being pseudo-philosophic
also a pyromaniac, don't miss that one
It's a reference
that's worse
Kek
very deep indeed
🤝
Id be lucky to get a friend with handholding benefits
love it when people can sum their entire personality in a discord bio multiple times a week
i sometimes read other peoples bios and oh boy its wild, entertaining even
im gonna slap you in real life
Your bio is empty like your heart
like hell you would
i live in your walls
I am ur walls
I live in the walls within his walls
I fucked your walls mom
what if I live inside of your walls😳
Yucky
Takes drillhead with malicious intent
Nothing buckshot can't solve. Works on the neighbors

“Buckshot” this mf has drywalls 

@slate crown

p!dog


Hah, it's less, I win
p!cat
Therefore youre the g@y one
I am, I have that literally in my name
Shit…uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh your mom
And your bio is as empty as the faction you're in
||jk I love you
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Opposums are absolute pieces of ||cuteness ||
explain
Alright you F||rick||ing N||icest|| ||Dutyer
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You little ||friend||
Stop telling us what you wanna do
Language 
||I love you dutyer||
Love you too my friend


cant handle getting femboy'd
more like they cannot handle their decisions when they hit 30's
thank fuck i have dyno blocked
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/295647670712795137/1051338528535101480/FB_IMG_1670728990044.jpg?width=513&height=683 damnn what graphics card is this
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Which of the following countries does "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders" not take place in?
[1] Pakistan
[2] India
[3] Philippines
[4] Egypt
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Incorrect! The correct answer is Philippines
Man how the fuck am I supposed to know about anime
3
the fact it gives you a random topic is a bit retarded
Jojo anywhere would be wild asf
Give me history, or technology or anything instead of anime lmao
i mean philipine, not pornhub
Was just about to show you otherwise
bamboozled
the 2nd one would be even more wild
real
fake
I would've undressed
ah yes farting, the most powerful weapon
A weapon to surpass metal gear
We will be fine, as long as nobody posts anything political
rtx 4090 Gaming X Ultra edition
and this is the PSU

psu required: nuclear power plant
Ah yes the 15.000W PSU
yes.
Touch it once and you will be transported to another dimension
he is always lurking , ready to strike
its true
hair fallen out form the rads
ngl thats accurate
1st one looks kinda ok
1st one is somewhat reasonable
They are seething over us
real

I got myself a gf
im sorry to hear that
A verbal warning this time, don't post this
Wait what did I post?
what did he even post

The poor dude that shotted himself
Oh that
was it funny atleast
Well if ya say so
yes
lmao
morning brainfart
Goodnight
torture
society
beans

pee is stored in the balls

idc about either, i prefer one with bigger boobs
not the last button plz 
t h i c c
wyd

so me and the girl right we went out a couple of times now
SHE WANTS TO VISIT THE METALSHOP AGAIN
I addicted her to that place
what have I done

forward and some right
ngl that song rocks
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i love the mic
most normal dog in Ohio
friendliest puppy in ohio
the big ass Ford in the background really ties it all together
what the fuck is that long ass link
based
I wish i have a giant pp instead of this mental stability
Real
Suspect is in the South Bank pulling a robbery right now ,he is armed and taken hostages , wearing a black suit and a balalcava
Police : nah they got this.
Suspect is driving a Silver BMW .
Police : send EVERYONE
he got dat bemo lo, send in the military
I have just been informed that the "grown up" name for tomboy is thomasman
change your name then
fuck
I hate it
went from pounding twinks to 
i make all the rules just so i can break them
whatchu mean
When you wanna defend your country, but it instead turns into a little bit of trolling
check your mailbox
perfect sync
@heady crow
because i hate myself
figrued
brought condoms bro?
@upbeat bobcat mentors, am I right
what game is this
and said we'd be without a healer if we ignored adds
Godbert
you can glance not-so discreetly

the only person I acknowledge as the "mighty crown" uses this logo
tf is a mighty crown
a butt plug
i am unable to sleep so i post baby ferrets
basically yea
the mighty crown
you're the ferret guy that other possum guy was talking about
yes
that's not a crown silly, that's a McDonnell Douglas F-15E Strike Eagle
look at the back turn wing
i still see an airplane
there is a crown on it spray painted
with the Sicario Mercenary Corp logo
there is not a single crown in sight
get your eyesight checked tomboy, all that lifting damaged your corneas
homie doesn't know what a crown is
👑
Anyone know if methic is still muted?
in this case its also a butterfly
fat fuck
i'm pretty sure he was banned
I'm not even gonna explain the fucking project wingman lore to this motherfucker
Wasnt he muted for 3 days
You deserve the death penalty for that
shock me daddy 
New gang sign
Firing squad
shoot me daddy 
sentenced to M61A-1 20mm gun
give me new holes
my weasel with the first gun i ever owned. still have a scar on my hand from where i jammed it in the ejection port

seek god
i love women who have man voice
like that woman from the venture bros
also the russian sub is fucking hilarious on this
nothing illegal happened here why post this
Yeah I asked my friend about it, apparently it’s just marketing. I don’t think anyone I know likes the current flag
Rainbow or bust
The only flag I like to see is the french one
Plain white always stands out from the rest


Did that just change from a berreta to a Makarov and back?
correct


me when you
Anyone wanna see r/skyrimmods doing the usual again?

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no...embed fail..
The mold is fucking annoying in my room
You have fuckin mold in your room?
Fucking yes i do
Get that shit out asap, that is not healthy for you
I hate this
Before it gets worse
Clean it with water and soap
water and soap is ok , but u gotta put bleach later or it will come back
You think water and soap will solve this?
bleach will also prevent it
We already tried
First try was success with it, yes
But this is second time and
God, i hate this room sometimes
Better question, what tf is happening in your room that you just casually have mold growing there
Tell your landlord (parents) that you'll file a workers comp claim against them

Leak in the roof
femboy milk
Sue the slumlord
They're supposed to fix stuff like that
And be insured against it
My mum will do that
Supposed
Tell her to do it faster
find someone on the internet to eat it for you
True, I have a slum lord client who keeps letting his policies get canceled
I'm dropping him this year
Si
I hope so
Play darktide
If you say no, mold cant enter your lungs
It ain't that easy
Play dwarf fortress
Don't have that either
Play tetris
Don't have it
I had a panda tear the head off one of my hunting dogs last night
Lol
Oh jeez
Play with yourself- idfk what do you actually have
Lmao-
The original is free and has 20 years worth of mods for it
I mean i do know tetris ohnestly
What games do you have
what about minecraft?
Thats it?
2gb ram can hold minecraft? Incredible
used to back in the day , idk now
The modern version id say barely
prorotype 2 damn
Unturned (which doesn't work cuz j fucked up the settings)
It can run fine on integrated graphics. You'll be fine
1 was awesome
Power bombing mother fuckers from rooftops never got old
I liked both
Time to gettit
Infamous kind of felt the same
yeah i mean 2 rly good gameplay too , like combos and shit , it was the quests that sucked, repetitive
Get Rimworld on sale
No mone
This
Same
do u have an epic games account? i know eg is shit but it got good free games sometimes
No i don't :>
i got gta 5 for free for example, also bioshock, etc.
The bit more popular ones, aye?
Fallout 3?
Nope
If you have 3 and new vegas you can play tale of two wastelands
Get them on sale
Or that
do not
I won't just pirate those games wtf
ik u cant post links
encourage that
Never
I have 3……didnt play it for more than 10 hours
oh, sorry
yarr har har me mateys sail the high seas in search of free entertainment
I don't know what it's like to pirate. My steam library is 1000 game strong.
I do know how to abuse humble bundle though
Like 80% of my library is all humble bundle extras
Don't we all
its never bad if the company isnt indie
You don't really need to now tbh, plenty of sales
Went to Starbucks, 2 dozen obese white women in line.... nope
Dead cells?
Remember guys
Still no money 
also adobe products
Also Adobe products
I pirated arma3…..but when i found out i enjoyed it I bought it on sale cuz i like supporting SOME developers
Blasphemous is really good. Also only like $7 on steam
Go make some then haha 
Runs on anything
I wish
yeah or do that, i did this on some games
I naturally wantet to make like
Jewelry out of some simple things
They don't really do anythin, just like, fancy stuffs
Hand made shit
I think my favorite game challenge is can you beat a game in under 2 hours to then refund on steam
Wtf
Damn, marzapan
A-
marzipan is disgusting
Never had it
preferably never
white chocolate is also whack
Average marzipan enjoyer
I don't enjoy marzipan
i would also eat ass, dont mean i do it
I tolerate it
It's not bad
I read butt-plugged
we read what we want
what if you enter the shop plugged already tho ?
Even better
Then their not able to butt-fuck
Big brain
That's a thing my father once told meh
"We read what we wanna read and hear what we wanna hear"
funnily enough the muzzle velocity of cum is 25 mph or 40 kph
Basically he told me things for life that are stuck with me now
“No sir you are not mentally unstable”
The more you know
i once calculated how long itd take for your nut to get from SOL to alpha centauri
without factoring in gravity or micro meteoroid impacts
But why?
because i ask the questions nobody else dares to ask
How long does it take?
Who did 7/11
Most likely ye
so instead of a white frozen pearl arriving itd be ash
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Is that some new creature found in the zone?
Best troll i have yet seen
Your sins will not go away
You have alerted the Grok
What
uwu kneels downn
Hes a homosexual porn actor 
Begone hoe, its gachi time
so am i
gау
yup!
hah!
Are you muscular man?
Arent you 18
Doesnt get any so goes for any
huh, what that has to do with being homosexual pron actor

How long have you been a porn actor for. 
3 years
actor =/= actress so maja is a man
it's legal from age 16 here

if i said that- and the only people i glue towards is men.. dummy
speaks for itself
Wise man once said. When comment results in ban, do not comment at all
For 18 year olds its legal, for 18 year olds
shut, they don't know
they do now












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