🎪bruh-fart

[remote vine]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@remote vine, casted out a line... You caught a Common Crab 🦀
This item was added to your inventory.

[broken topaz]

4

[foggy mantle]

Correct! You won 🥞500!

[eager igloo]

Physics question for physics student kek

[remote vine]

p!rob @broken topaz

[foggy mantle]

You snuck into Cori#6969's house while they were sleeping and stole A LOT for a grand total of 🥞500!

[slate crown]

literally rigged

[broken topaz]

What the fuck

[remote vine]

[eager igloo]

You snooze you lose

[remote vine]

p!dep all

[foggy mantle]

Successfully transfered 🥞564 to Pancorp Bank 🏦.

[slate crown]

they asked the coder a coding question

[broken topaz]

YOU FUCKING POLISH BITCH

[slate crown]

im done

[remote vine]

I'm not polish

[uncut obsidian]

p!trivia hard

[broken topaz]

Then stop stealing like one

[foggy mantle]

To win 🥞500, answer this question in 10 seconds

ЯМыФургал#1011

Entertainment: Books (HARD)

In Margaret Atwood's "The Handmaid's Tale", what is Offred's real name is implied to be?

[1] August
[2] May
[3] June
[4] April

Say the number of the correct answer.

[wise bane]

p!saturate @broken topaz

[uncut obsidian]

1

[foggy mantle]

Incorrect! The correct answer is June

[slate crown]

wait that's actually good

[eager igloo]

Oi, get off me twink

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/997568876239921192/yfXVOfqR.gif

[wise bane]

how u not know that?

[remote vine]

p!magik @broken topaz

[remote vine]

p!magik

[remote vine]

p!magik

[remote vine]

p!magik

[uncut obsidian]

p!explode

[wise bane]

i always make good commands

[broken topaz]

This was the last straw

[slate crown]

pancake bot about to die

[uncut obsidian]

p!ship @broken topaz @wise bane

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Codiru ♥️

[broken topaz]

First my grandpa ends up in a coma, then my pancakes get stolen

[uncut obsidian]

weeb shit

[wise bane]

why u spam it then?

[remote vine]

I'm sorry cori

[uncut obsidian]

p!ship @wise bane @broken topaz

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is tonori ♥️

[slate crown]

p!trivia easy

[wise bane]

p!invert @broken topaz

[foggy mantle]

You must wait 6 minutes, 24 seconds to use this command again.

[uncut obsidian]

WEEB SHIT

[grizzled meadow]

p!ship @grizzled meadow @heady crow

[uncut obsidian]

weeb shit

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Faratwürst ♥️

[slate crown]

FRATAWURST

[broken topaz]

p!ship @broken topaz @slate crown

[slate crown]

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is ConStirfry ♥️

[broken topaz]

Worst ship name

[slate crown]

disappointed

[grizzled meadow]

p!ship @grizzled meadow @slate crown

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is FanStirfry ♥️

[uncut obsidian]

p!ship p q

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Suiub ♥️

[uncut obsidian]

succub

[wise bane]

p!ship @slate crown @wise bane

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Pangolidiru ♥️

[wise bane]

wtf

[slate crown]

tf

[real tinsel]

p!ship @real tinsel @grizzled meadow

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is khaylco ♥️

[wise bane]

f

[remote vine]

p!ship @broken topaz @remote vine

[broken topaz]

p!ship @midnight tree @broken topaz

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Coi1030 ♥️

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Dipshiori ♥️

[grizzled meadow]

p!ship @grizzled meadow @real tinsel

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Faytiil ♥️

[remote vine]

lol

[slate crown]

DIPSHITORI

[slim osprey]

Damn they be shipping people

[grizzled meadow]

Faytiil is a good one

[slate crown]

[broken topaz]

[remote vine]

p!ship @remote vine @broken topaz

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Usagori ♥️

[slate crown]

that's a good one

[real tinsel]

p!ship @real tinsel @slate crown

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is khaynStirfry ♥️

[grizzled meadow]

Good one

[slate crown]

our child will be beautiful

[real tinsel]

p!ship @slate crown @real tinsel

[grizzled meadow]

p!ship @grizzled meadow @uncut obsidian

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Faургал ♥️

[grizzled meadow]

[uncut obsidian]

fayrgal

[grizzled meadow]

Faypran

Canon

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Pangoliytiil ♥️

[slate crown]

wat

[real tinsel]

i steal you from your gf

now you're my gf

[slate crown]

[grizzled meadow]

p!ship @grizzled meadow Iedy

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Faedy ♥️

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-edited-message-edited-the-rock-gif-26394548

[slate crown]

ok that's actually cute af

[grizzled meadow]

p!ship @grizzled meadow Aldourien

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Faurien ♥️

[grizzled meadow]

[real tinsel]

i wrote shit

[slate crown]

[eager igloo]

I know

[slate crown]

even falco knows not to ping him

[real tinsel]

i love how even the mods fear pinging aldo

[grizzled meadow]

p!ship @grizzled meadow @zenith grove

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Facat129 ♥️

[slate crown]

sheep

[real tinsel]

sheep

[grizzled meadow]

sheep

[eager igloo]

sheep

[solar obsidian]

sheep

[uncut obsidian]

sheep

[ornate tulip]

sheep

[remote vine]

sheep

[grizzled meadow]

sheep

[slim osprey]

Sheep

[broken topaz]

sleep

[uncut obsidian]

capital letter

ruiner

[slim osprey]

Sheep

[ornate tulip]

Ovis aries

[solar obsidian]

sheepfart

[slate crown]

sheeplefart

[uncut obsidian]

do we need this

[slate crown]

madrix pls

[remote vine]

if you have to ask then yes

[slate crown]

[slim osprey]

[slate crown]

these are the only two i genuinely love

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

I can use it

[slim osprey]

Yo I watched blade runner 2049 yesterday with the gf

[grizzled meadow]

[remote vine]

[slim osprey]

He is literally me

[slate crown]

god he's

[uncut obsidian]

[slim osprey]

[remote vine]

when I see gosling

[uncut obsidian]

[grizzled meadow]

[slate crown]

no

[remote vine]

time to rewatch Drive

[grizzled meadow]

[uncut obsidian]

[slim osprey]

[remote vine]

[slate crown]

he's pulling his bemo lo out

[remote vine]

BIMR

[grizzled meadow]

DA BIMER

[uncut obsidian]

bro pixelated

[grizzled meadow]

DA BIMER LOGO

[slate crown]

da bimmy

[remote vine]

BIMR LOGO

[slim osprey]

Got that discord stream quality

[solar obsidian]

discord compression

[grizzled meadow]

Got de bimer

De bimer logo

[slate crown]

[grizzled meadow]

De bimmy

[slate crown]

oh so that's what it looks like

[slim osprey]

Bruh

I tried posting a vid of helicopter spy and Clyde be out here saying it's explicit

[solar obsidian]

[slate crown]

helicopter helicopter

[lusty sonnet]

cawfee time

[grizzled meadow]

PARACOFER PARACOFER

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUYUp6UEN5M

[grizzled meadow]

If it's the first one, I'll watch it, I got the notification but quickly swiped away

[remote vine]

The Aragorn in Elden Ring one was really good

[plucky void]

all of them are great

I love this channel

[plucky void]

it's GoW2018 yeah

[midnight tree]

😳

[plucky void]

yoink

[slate crown]

had to find an excuse to use it

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow

[plucky void]

wtf he actually snuck in the army warehouses?

STALKER has functioning stealth? WHAT

[remote vine]

I need to Fridaypost at least once

[solar obsidian]

ikr, legend

[plucky void]

that's modded

has to be

[solar obsidian]

i saw on youtube how a guy steals cordon mil checkpoint docus without alerting on vanilla soc, @plucky void

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-impossible-marvel-shocked-gif-15104180

[solar obsidian]

https://youtu.be/oyiYbvS3YXY
@plucky void

[narrow lotus]

[wise bane]

What happens with ledy?

[plucky void]

identity crisis?

[wise bane]

A little, yes

[lusty sonnet]

*edy is just impersonating Cat

[mortal dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-gif-25512686

[orchid robin]

Casually adding another 50kg to that woman

[orchid robin]

Seduce the bee

[solar obsidian]

[hasty dove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/215463649668497408/1050716730290352128/image.png

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493773401232506882/1050736254628663306/Rainbow-Six-Siege-Rainbow-Six--5301217.jpeg

[real tinsel]

brazilian crackhead cyborg would do that cactus

i believe it

[remote vine]

Based target

[ionic hatch]

We truly live in the project wingman timeline

[remote vine]

Nuking California irl would be ideal

[real tinsel]

me and aldo when we're the only people left in #🎪bruh-fart

i have seen the future

aldo will seduce me and i will gaslight him into banning the entire #🎪bruh-fart

[remote vine]

Med time

[real tinsel]

NO

NOO1!!!!

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/seduce-me-spy-team-fortress-gif-15770419

[real tinsel]

stay away SWTAY AWAY I DON'T WANNA DO THE MEDS KEEP THAT CUP AWAY FROM ME

[slate crown]

butt

[real tinsel]

tit

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-gif-25303212

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-freakout-omg-music-crazy-gif-20706362

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/iamgoingmentallyinsane-insane-crazy-cat-kitty-gif-21273974

[slate crown]

[plucky void]

calling pets "sons"

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/gone-completely-mental-ive-ive-gone-completely-mental-gif-20954258

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-sadder-gif-26418244

[real tinsel]

https://imgur.com/kCkAThO

[slate crown]

my precious stinky babies

but yea calling it "son" is a bit

[grizzled meadow]

giving pets voices and subtitles

[ionic hatch]

I call my car my son

[slate crown]

it's just a video chill

[ionic hatch]

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/PKffm2uI4dk

[ionic hatch]

Fuggetaboutit

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghmQTBJG7lQ

F

[slate crown]

real

[hidden path]

I call my cats my sons. I just don't pretend they actually are or that they're more than cats

[slate crown]

i mean i love animals for sure and always think they're emotional beings just like you and i

but they're still animals

[hidden path]

Yeah

They're just my lil babies

stinky babies

[slate crown]

yes

hug your stinky babies

now

[hidden path]

In 2 secs

[slate crown]

not an option

[hidden path]

the tongue

[grizzled meadow]

This is the only one I like

Everything else is cringe

People giving subtitles to pets are cringe

Stuff like "mom" or "dad" is fucking cringe

[heady crow]

wdym you dont like when people post that stuff on facebook and others respond in the same manner

[slate crown]

shhhhh

he's having a moment

it'll pass

[slate crown]

despair

[heady crow]

yes

i am agreeing with you here falco

[hidden path]

goblin ass motherfucker

[grizzled meadow]

Madirex adding shit again

[slate crown]

slowly becoming twitch chat

[hidden path]

Give me good birthday gift ideas for a friend

I have an idea but I wanna see if anyone's got better

[remote vine]

[slate crown]

just give her money

[remote vine]

Give them what they like duh

[ruby minnow]

don't give him something that is normal

[heady crow]

bottle of vodka that isnt dirt cheap

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXDNtjfE0Dg

@heady crow @real tinsel
HELLO? CAN YOU HEAR ME?

[heady crow]

AHAHAHAH YES

[slim osprey]

[heady crow]

god the last vid was so good

[slate crown]

13 seconds in and there's hardcore porn

[heady crow]

HE SAID IM DEAD

[grizzled meadow]

First 30 seconds are amazing

[heady crow]

the first full minute is so good

[hidden path]

I am man, he is man too

[slate crown]

give HIM* money

or a pair of nice socks

[hidden path]

Give me money

now

[lusty sonnet]

same

gimme cash

[ruby minnow]

hey i need some cash too

[heady crow]

hey i need some cash too

[grizzled meadow]

hey i need some cash too

[slate crown]

fuck it

just suck his dick

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-dog-doin-dog-mint-gif-18558019

NOOO

[grizzled meadow]

My joke

Fucking Discord

[lusty sonnet]

:)

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[lusty sonnet]

falco fell offfff

[hidden path]

no u

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-dog-doin-what-strange-questionable-act-is-this-canine-performing-dog-the-dog-doin-gif-22188259

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-violence-violencia-kindness-kitty-gif-20466936

[slate crown]

i do it for free

[hidden path]

Gay)

[ruby minnow]

man even thinking that i can come out as a femboy is terrifying

[slate crown]

no shit sherlock

[hidden path]

Simple

flee

[ruby minnow]

but you know what they say beat your fears

[slate crown]

acquire fem man

[hidden path]

yeah

[hidden path]

fem man supremacy

[ruby minnow]

this server has changed me a lot

[slate crown]

honestly one of the best things that happened to me

[ruby minnow]

made me hate humanity once again

[solar obsidian]

you're welcome

[slate crown]

there's a reason why i stay in #🎪bruh-fart

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[hidden path]

I have enjoyed my time

[ornate tulip]

It's been mediocre for me

[charred siren]

@heady crow what did you do to exile here

[hidden path]

It keeps the voives at bay

[charred siren]

Wrong tag

@slate crown

[ornate tulip]

Im only here to get gamma update announcements and all that.

[slate crown]

i live here

[heady crow]

he posted nsfw in general

[slate crown]

that too

[charred siren]

Understandable

[heady crow]

lizard porn to be more accurate

[slate crown]

yes

[charred siren]

I am leaving

[slate crown]

good

[heady crow]

calls it scaly yiff or something idk

[ornate tulip]

But why? Why would you do that?

[heady crow]

idfk

[grizzled meadow]

[slate crown]

ok now you're pushing it

[grizzled meadow]

[heady crow]

you pushed your luck by posting it

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-morph-bodybuilder-beach-gif-20724724

[slate crown]

this bitch

[charred siren]

@slate crown please get some help

[heady crow]

exactly

listen to the japanese nationalist

[ornate tulip]

The most I'd do when it comes to posting NSFW, is a man standing on a swivel chair. I may be boring, but I'm not offensive.

[slate crown]

scaly pron is the last thing youd need to worry about in this server

[charred siren]

True

Its full of (male)females

[hidden path]

worry about your walls

[grizzled meadow]

[hidden path]

[heady crow]

idk youd post someone riding a forklift without a certification im pretty sure

[charred siren]

Oh yeah?

Have you looked at #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[heady crow]

no

i dont want to

and i wont

[slate crown]

don't ever utter that name here again

[charred siren]

You chose well

[ornate tulip]

No, no. That implies I can go near one in the first- okay wait I can but it's occupied. But yea, I'd probably do that.

[slate crown]

gives me the chills

[solar obsidian]

[charred siren]

I got a pin in it the other day

[heady crow]

now if there was femboys there itd be a different case

[ornate tulip]

I literally look away for 10 seconds and now we're talking about femboys.

What in the god damn?

[charred siren]

This is the pin

[heady crow]

fuck do you expect from this channel from your previous experiences here

[solar obsidian]

normal

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow that's what @slate crown John Pango said

He's about to do it again

He's going to post scaly yiff stuff

[slate crown]

you

[charred siren]

[slate crown]

son of a bitch

[heady crow]

what?

[grizzled meadow]

Hello?

[heady crow]

can you hear me?

[grizzled meadow]

You want a timestap as well?

[ornate tulip]

Not this because I'm a Sunday morning church goer at best to use a metaphor. Speaking of church, can I interest you in our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

[heady crow]

is there a problem?

[grizzled meadow]

He said he's going to do it again, he's going to harm this server

[heady crow]

im already a part of the lutheran church and got confirmed at the age of 15

shut up fed

[heady crow]

calm down ok?

[hidden path]

Politics in my brainfart

kill

[slate crown]

here's your lizard pron you sick fucks

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-morph-bodybuilder-beach-gif-20724724

[slate crown]

are we back to this again?

[ornate tulip]

That means I'm doing something with my life.

[heady crow]

what?

[hidden path]

alprazolam time

[slate crown]

crack time

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/birb-cute-pet-pat-bird-gif-16924946

[hidden path]

I do follow the recommended dosage

[heady crow]

do (not)

[hidden path]

I don't know what taking more would do so I just don't

[slate crown]

something like this also happens in my city during low tide, there's a temple far out in the ocean usually you can only travel by boat but sometimes you can walk to it

[hidden path]

Tides are cool

[heady crow]

something like that also happens at my city

[hidden path]

At my grandparent's town there's a fort you can only access at low tide

[slate crown]

yea it's like this

[hidden path]

yo

[hidden path]

what if we got stuck in the water temple?

[slate crown]

it's in swimming distance tbh

[grizzled meadow]

Joke: accomplished

[hidden path]

Oggi alle

Made up language

[grizzled meadow]

Maledizione questo cazzo di oggi alle

[hidden path]

Not even real speaking

[slate crown]

gabbagoo

[heady crow]

hiljaa sinä italiaano. Antakoon meidän solvata rauhassa sinun äitisi kieltäsi

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/silvio-dante-the-sopranos-just-when-i-thought-i-was-out-they-pull-me-back-in-gif-25807291

[heady crow]

p!translate en Maledizione questo cazzo di oggi alle

[foggy mantle]

Original

Maledizione questo cazzo di oggi alle

English

Damn this fucking today at

[eager quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/723295199144575106/1008100566515322880/togif.gif

[heady crow]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[slate crown]

WHAT THENFUCK

[heady crow]

i wonder how it translates my msg

[slate crown]

im calling my lawyer

[heady crow]

p!translate en hiljaa sinä italiaano. Antakoon meidän solvata rauhassa sinun äitisi kieltäsi

[foggy mantle]

Original

hiljaa sinä italiaano. Antakoon meidän solvata rauhassa sinun äitisi kieltäsi

English

shut up you Italian Let us insult your mother tongue in peace

[heady crow]

good enough

[grizzled meadow]

@solar obsidian

[heady crow]

ahahahaha i swear the bot translates better than any program ive seen

[slate crown]

p!translate en mẹ mày

[foggy mantle]

Original

mẹ mày

English

your mother

[solar obsidian]

yo?

[heady crow]

p!translate en äitisi

[foggy mantle]

Original

äitisi

English

your mother

[slate crown]

[remote vine]

你媽

[heady crow]

p!translate en 你媽

[foggy mantle]

Original

你媽

English

your mother

[slate crown]

[heady crow]

p!translate en mitä vittua

[foggy mantle]

Original

mitä vittua

English

what the fuck

[heady crow]

p!translate en vittu

[foggy mantle]

Original

vittu

English

damn

[grizzled meadow]

DM

[heady crow]

why is the bot so good

[urban ocean]

p!deposit

[foggy mantle]

Missing Argument
The amount argument is required.

Usage: p!deposit <all | half | amount>

[urban ocean]

p!deposit all

[foggy mantle]

Successfully transfered 🥞25 to Pancorp Bank 🏦.

[heady crow]

it forgoes the literal meaning alltogether

[slate crown]

wait im curious how good it is

[slate crown]

p!translate en cặc

[foggy mantle]

Original

cặc

English

cock

[uncut obsidian]

[slate crown]

holy shit

[heady crow]

it translates spoken finnish pretty much perfectly no matter what slang i use

[uncut obsidian]

[slate crown]

bot is actually insane

[remote vine]

陰莖

[slate crown]

p!translate en cu

[foggy mantle]

Original

cu

English

cu

[hidden path]

Cu

[heady crow]

p!translate uutenavuotena juuaa glögii ja viinaa

[foggy mantle]

That language is not supported.

[heady crow]

p!translate en uutenavuotena juuaa glögii ja viinaa

[foggy mantle]

Original

uutenavuotena juuaa glögii ja viinaa

English

on New Year's you drink mulled wine and wine

[slate crown]

ah yes

[heady crow]

ah didnt get that right

[slate crown]

wine and more wine

[remote vine]

p!translate EN 聖誕快樂

[foggy mantle]

Original

聖誕快樂

English

Merry Christmas

[solar obsidian]

literally me

[hidden path]

Wondering if I should get back on antidepressants

[uncut obsidian]

p!translate en пошёл нахуй

[foggy mantle]

Original

пошёл нахуй

English

fuck off

[hidden path]

maybe bet on a coin flip

[remote vine]

p!translate EN 公雞

[foggy mantle]

Original

公雞

English

Rooster

[heady crow]

p!translate en hyvvee uuttavuotte sinullekki senki apianssin vittu

[foggy mantle]

Original

hyvvee uuttavuotte sinullekki senki apianssin vittu

English

Happy New Year to you, you fucking monkey

[slate crown]

p!translate en lồn

[foggy mantle]

Original

lồn

English

cunt

[slate crown]

wow

[heady crow]

p!translate en homo

[foggy mantle]

Original

homo

English

homo

[heady crow]

oh shit

[slate crown]

homo

[remote vine]

p!translate en 陰莖

[foggy mantle]

Original

陰莖

English

penis

[heady crow]

p!translate en homieseksuaali

[foggy mantle]

Original

homieseksuaali

English

homosexual

[slate crown]

im surprised it could translate vietnamese swear words

not even google can do that

[remote vine]

p!translate en 牛逼

[foggy mantle]

Original

牛逼

English

Niubi

[heady crow]

i mean yeah check how much google butchers one of my sentences

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235164125196451840/1050779924157448192/901750_it-do-be-like-that.png

[remote vine]

What

[slate crown]

oh my lort

[slate crown]

real

[hidden path]

I am feel good now

[heady crow]

@slate crown

[slate crown]

i work out so my body can burn more calories by doing nothing

and it's working

[slate crown]

so yea this is real

[heady crow]

exactly

thats what im saying

[slate crown]

but it does backfire sometimes

mostly when i run out of food to eat

[real tinsel]

falco how is she laughing while he's doing her nose

i don't think this game is real

[heady crow]

or just go on a cut and be perma hungry

[slate crown]

hecks nah

i swear some of the most jacked guys i know have the most MISERABLE diets I've ever seen

boiled chicken

🤮

[heady crow]

doesent have to be but thats one way to go about things

[ornate tulip]

Does... Does it at least have salt?

[slate crown]

i hope so

[hidden path]

They sweat on it

enough salt

[heady crow]

no but they take salt as preworkout to get a nastier pump

numbnut

[slate crown]

he's old school and broke af so doesn't have the choice to be picky

[heady crow]

chad

[slate crown]

yea his life outside of the gym is very depressing

[hidden path]

I'm holding my cat's paw and I'm happy

[heady crow]

as long as the numbers go up or hes getting bigger everything is fine

[slate crown]

but I've checked up on him recently and he's been doing well

[hidden path]

nooooooo he pulled it away

[slate crown]

even managed to get a gf and stable job

[heady crow]

managed to wrangle himself a gains goblin

respectable

[slate crown]

from what I've seen he toned his workouts down abit since he's not trying to compete anymore

[slate crown]

my mans settled down and i respect that

[heady crow]

thats a good one

finally something funny here

[slate crown]

bruno is the only one other than my bf who genuinely enjoys puns

[hidden path]

holy shit Pinocchio came out

[slate crown]

oh no

[heady crow]

like

[hidden path]

Are you gonna make a pun

[heady crow]

as queer?

[hidden path]

I can smell it

[heady crow]

i did make one but the bot censored it

[hidden path]

[heady crow]

explain the bf thing

[solar obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1049859943295094784/474.jpg

[heady crow]

im confused

[slate crown]

ares calls her bf

[hidden path]

Also it's just Del Toro's movie

[heady crow]

so you bow down to ares

[slate crown]

it's been a running joke since the beginning bruno

are you ok?

[heady crow]

no

[slate crown]

yea looks like it

go lie down and drink your homemade alcohol

[hidden path]

Honest to god I don't know what's going on in your lives

[slate crown]

seems like you need a drink or two

[heady crow]

prolly gonna get drunk tomorrow and play vrchat

[hidden path]

just hope you guys have good lives and stuff

[heady crow]

ill see

[slate crown]

nice

[stone blade]

alo ❤️

[hidden path]

yo Ivan

[stone blade]

yo

[remote vine]

hey ivan

[slate crown]

chaos reigns supreme

[stone blade]

Hi all ❤️

[hoary elk]

On a date rn

[ornate tulip]

Behold. You were correct

[slate crown]

did you finish your daily can of battery acid

[heady crow]

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[slate crown]

ah shit you broke him

[ionic hatch]

why does the forklift look like shit

[slate crown]

now we need to replace him

[heady crow]

its a shit forklift

[ornate tulip]

Because it is.

[stone blade]

No

[ornate tulip]

It's rarely used.

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/think-pooh-winnie-the-pooh-thinking-brain-gif-5356709

[hidden path]

Forklift looks like it's made of bricks

[ornate tulip]

This is how you scream.

[ionic hatch]

Holy shit bro clean that shit

[ornate tulip]

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[heady crow]

shut up

[stone blade]

stop spamming idiot

[narrow lotus]

[slate crown]

judging from the outlines in the floor I'd say it's abandoned

[ornate tulip]

Not my job, I don't even go near it.

[ornate tulip]

I thought it was too, then next thing I know people are using it.

[stone blade]

not your job but eating a mute will be your job lmao

[stone blade]

JUST LIKE ME

[slate crown]

[lusty sonnet]

_ _

[remote vine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/278318827253530624/932882370166661150/image0_1.gif

[narrow lotus]

fucker

[remote vine]

lmao

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jadeyanh-vylerria-smoke-hot-twitch-gif-24370445

[ornate tulip]

Ew, smoker.

[ionic hatch]

[narrow lotus]

aiaiai the mother of red flags

[slate crown]

||||

[ornate tulip]

||how does this compare?||

[ionic hatch]

colored hair
shit tattoo
snake of Asclepius

[narrow lotus]

daddy issues too

from what i remember

[stone blade]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[heady crow]

shes perfect

[remote vine]

well yeah, that's a guarantee

[stone blade]

yes

[slate crown]

im telling makima

[narrow lotus]

if there is smth u must not do in life , is fall for this , brother

[heady crow]

i dont talk to women

dont worry

[slate crown]

dudes literally in the middle of the woods

[narrow lotus]

[slate crown]

i think he's good

[lusty sonnet]

Smoker 🤢

[heady crow]

AHAHAHAHAHA

REAL

@grizzled meadow

[hoary elk]

you will not be missed, chamber

[ornate tulip]

I am stealing that, also

[narrow lotus]

🇱

[remote vine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1049931501476786196/910735719306252378.gif

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-kat-new-polish-adrian-gif-23987045

[narrow lotus]

balls

[slate crown]

butt

[hidden path]

What's better, balls or butt

[remote vine]

dick

[ornate tulip]

spheres

[heady crow]

balls complement a good butt

[ornate tulip]

[hidden path]

he knows

[ornate tulip]

I think Brüno has 🏳️‍🌈 thought processes.

Just a hunch

[narrow lotus]

the sky is blue

[hoary elk]

Cut gonna be crazyy

[ornate tulip]

Liar

[heady crow]

haha you sure are (not) playing clear sky

[ornate tulip]

Especially because I'm at school.

[solar obsidian]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/041/685/cover2.jpg

[plucky void]

also >smoker

[hidden path]

I'm glad more and more people dislike smoking

pog

[pastel quartz]

Nicotine works as anti estrogen

Temporarily after getting on nicotine, it blocks estrogen receptors in the brain

Mainly works on women

The study that made this

But works on men too

[ornate tulip]

Apologies, but I was forced to crop this on mobile.

[pastel quartz]

What

[heady crow]

why

[hidden path]

Smoking stinks

that's it

[ornate tulip]

And causes your lungs to turn into walnuts

[hidden path]

smoking makes you gay)

[slate crown]

[hidden path]

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/ylJE7Aa0jZU

ayo new cas upload

[hidden path]

nice

[lusty sonnet]

Making me want to play minecraft

[slate crown]

#🎪bruh-fart server when

[lusty sonnet]

Good idea

[hidden path]

Been playing a bunch, do be fun

the newer updates are good

[heady crow]

no.

[slate crown]

i don't play much mc but my gf is obsessed with it

[plucky void]

don't say shit like that in this server because ppl are going to be interested in it

[heady crow]

why he cropped it on mobile and why he apologises

[lusty sonnet]

Interesting

[slate crown]

he knows

[plucky void]

[lusty sonnet]

@grizzled meadow set up a brainfart minecraft server tyty

[heady crow]

falco wont

maybe madi would

@uncut obsidian set up the brainfart minecraft server

[slate crown]

setting up a server now is so much easier compared to back in the day

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/997568876239921192/yfXVOfqR.gif

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-baloongis-cat-nixly-weaky-repz-gif-25559792

[remote vine]

I will just plant tnt in people's houses if there's a brainfart mc server

[lusty sonnet]

Y'all can live in the same house and be gay) together

[slate crown]

yes

that's the idea

[heady crow]

you wont.

[remote vine]

bet

[slate crown]

modded server would be way more fun tho

[heady crow]

and play what

stalcraft?

[lusty sonnet]

I'll be a dwarf and live underground

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/boss-of-the-gym-niksib-gif-24748747

[slate crown]

there's so many mods who knows

[lusty sonnet]

Enigmatica or some stuff like that

[hidden path]

Maybe I post screenshot of me cave

[slate crown]

my gfs modded server she's playing on has some classes you can choose from and play in an RPG style or something

[lusty sonnet]

Ayooo

[slate crown]

I'd join but i don't have a mc account

[heady crow]

get one

[lusty sonnet]

Get pegged for one

[slate crown]

i used to have an account but that shit is forever lost in the void

[lusty sonnet]

:(

[heady crow]

i still have mine

[slate crown]

mojang felloff

[heady crow]

got stolen several times and gotten banned from hypixel several times

and yet here it stands

[stone blade]

I have a made a piller of 5 monsters stacked on top of each other

[lusty sonnet]

Budget mining in DRG then

[slim osprey]

Brainfart mc server?

I'm in for that

[heady crow]

yes

@uncut obsidian

yung IT wizard

[upbeat bobcat]

Where my 600 sex mods tho

[heady crow]

being downloaded rn

servers are dying

too many people downloading sex mods

[slate crown]

here's a few pics of my gfs miniature dwarven house she sent me

[ruby minnow]

i had one world

where my and my friend played

i spent hours designing our fucking home

[uncut obsidian]

I'll do it if you'll pay for hosting

[upbeat bobcat]

Holy shit cute

[remote vine]

not bad

[heady crow]

will grok pay

[hidden path]

work in progress

[slim osprey]

Make grok pay

[heady crow]

extremely cool

post more pictures of it

[slim osprey]

Wasn't my idea so I'm not paying

[slate crown]

she also made this

[upbeat bobcat]

[uncut obsidian]

ah yes, pay for a server for brainfart

[slate crown]

i love that woman

[uncut obsidian]

woman figure

female being

[upbeat bobcat]

Wimin

[slate crown]

wamen

non penis havers

[upbeat bobcat]

Debatable

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-gif-24639141

[slate crown]

fuck i forgot it's 2022

[heady crow]

fake

gock exists

[upbeat bobcat]

Pilk became real

That will too

[heady crow]

pilk has always been real

[slate crown]

Gaslight Gatekeep Girlcock

[heady crow]

more

[upbeat bobcat]

Quake pov

Or fov

Bap

[slate crown]

i can never understand people who play below 100 fov

[remote vine]

cave dweller

[remote vine]

I play 90

[slate crown]

i feel slow on 90

[heady crow]

i play at 75

[slate crown]

jesus christ

[upbeat bobcat]

Because I don't like screen sides getting shid

[remote vine]

90 is good for siege

[heady crow]

i remember that one guy posting pics of playing at 1:1 aspect ratio with 50 fov on #💣tarkov-released

he was cracked too

i hate him

[upbeat bobcat]

Wtf

[remote vine]

showoff

[slate crown]

it's always the guys who play on the lowest settings

[upbeat bobcat]

Cracker ass boys

[hidden path]

there, that's most of the cave

me and the 3 pals

[remote vine]

I understand playing on low settings to get rid of foliage but yuck

[slate crown]

they don't care about gwaphics they only care about performance

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1006928779630878820/WHY_WONT_YOU_DIE_-_NANO_MACHINES_SON.mp4

[slate crown]

i usually switch my aspect ratios back and forth when i have to read texts, otherwise i only play on the lowest ratios possible

i pretend to be a dashcam for maximum immersion

[slate crown]

this is actually scary for me wtf

[upbeat bobcat]

[slate crown]

that face is so haunting

[heady crow]

you switch aspect ratios??

[slate crown]

only when i have to read texts and it's a pain in the ass

[heady crow]

[heady crow]

fuck kinda resolution you play on if you cant see text properly

[heady crow]

me

[upbeat bobcat]

Dude likes blurry

[slate crown]

anything below 800×600 is unreadable

[midnight tree]

Mf got his pc hooked up to his phone

[upbeat bobcat]

Duh

[slate crown]

and my monitor is tiny

[heady crow]

brother playing on a rasberry pi

[midnight tree]

Psp gang

[slate crown]

imagine the bare minimum of a pc

that's my pc

[heady crow]

using the og pc made to run pong

[slate crown]

just a motherboard, 2 stick of ram and nothing else

[upbeat bobcat]

Use your dong to get a better one

[slate crown]

I'm tryin

[heady crow]

ask your sugaramama

or no let me ask her and screenshot it to her

[slate crown]

yes but getting a pc is the least of our worries rn

[heady crow]

buy pango a new pc so it doesent crash while we play d2

[midnight tree]

Tfw not enough of a twink to get a sugar mama

[upbeat bobcat]

I'd add it to the pool but that vodka really crashed my whole economy

Oh also

@heady crow this is my life with some AAA games from now on

[slate crown]

im not really worried about getting a pc rn it's really not that important

[heady crow]

[upbeat bobcat]

A fuckin thousand liras

[remote vine]

do you play gamma

[slate crown]

used to then i got bored after 200 hours

[broken topaz]

[remote vine]

how did you play gamma

[heady crow]

he doesent

[slate crown]

on the lowest settings possible

[lusty sonnet]

How much is that in euros?

[upbeat bobcat]

I mean yeah, like the first one

[upbeat bobcat]

60

[broken topaz]

Thats how I played the first one too

Game was meh

but its star wars

and im a star wars nerd

[slate crown]

i actually played every single stalker games

[broken topaz]

[lusty sonnet]

Pirate it is

[broken topaz]

I will play anything star wars

[upbeat bobcat]

🤓

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1050818744903028817/D0B0D0BDD0B3D0BBD0B8D0B9D181D0BAD0B8D0B9-D18FD0B7D18BD0BA-D09ED0B4D0B8D0BD-D0B4D0BED0BCD0B0-D0A4D0B8D0BBD18CD0BCD18B-D0B1D0B5D0B7-D0BFD0B5D180D0B5D0B2D0BED0B4D0B0-7731279.png

[heady crow]

if your pc couldnt run a game from 2007 id be concerned

[remote vine]

I'm too lazy to look up reliable pirate sites

[upbeat bobcat]

On demand

[lusty sonnet]

SW games dont deserve my money

[slate crown]

i thought so too but apparently i just needed an extra stick of ram to give it the boost it needed to run GAMMA smoothly

well as smooth as a game running at 30fps can get

[upbeat bobcat]

Cinematique

[broken topaz]

Most are shit

[slate crown]

for games I usually go on IGG for my pirates

[broken topaz]

Only good star wars games are Jedi Knight and Outcast

[lusty sonnet]

Same same

[remote vine]

I forgot what it's called but there was a star wars strategy game that's pretty good. got decent space battles

[broken topaz]

and the old battlefront 2

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/442428345880281089/1050806935487778816/big_iron_big_iron.mp4

[broken topaz]

Empire at War?

[remote vine]

yep that one

seen yt videos of it

[broken topaz]

Yea thats pretty good too

dont like strategy tho

[lusty sonnet]

Might be against ToS mentioning that site tho

[hidden path]

Cider or no

[slate crown]

there's so many sites with the same name so i dont know which one youre talking about

[lusty sonnet]

Can't get into SW, feel like it has no inspiration

[broken topaz]

ToS? More like toss that shit am i right

[remote vine]

strategy is something I watch other people who are better than me play

[lusty sonnet]

Fair enough

[broken topaz]

strategy is for people that can think ahead more than 1 second

[slate crown]

[lusty sonnet]

AoE2 brainfart matches when?

[broken topaz]

Best star wars game is Blade and sorcery with lightsaber mod

unfortunately

[remote vine]

if I don't have a guide and things start going south I just dunno how to deal with it

[broken topaz]

Do as i do and self destruct your command center

Cant lose if you kill your high command

[upbeat bobcat]

@slate crown Careful, dont bring up names and links

[slate crown]

i have no idea what you're talking about

[lusty sonnet]

Is what i told him smh

[upbeat bobcat]

Talking about piracy even endangering I'd say but apparently not, just don't point out to the websites and stuff

[slate crown]

what is this man saying?

[slate crown]

frankly I've never even met this man in my entire life

[lusty sonnet]

The zaza hit him too hard

[upbeat bobcat]

Zazaaaaaaaaa

[lusty sonnet]

Zazaaaaaa

[charred siren]

Sail seven seas

[slate crown]

im TRYIN to move on from the piracy talk you fuckin muppets

[hidden path]

honestly down

[charred siren]

Reap your booty

[lusty sonnet]

Ayooo

[charred siren]

Ayooo

[upbeat bobcat]

What piracy

[slate crown]

thank you

[upbeat bobcat]

???

[lusty sonnet]

New pirates movie with Margot Robbie ey?

Well maybe

[slate crown]

don't stress about it mayo

[charred siren]

So anyways i downloaded a car

[somber warren]

Thank god i'm not the only one

[remote vine]

[pastel quartz]

[charred siren]

They keep asking for my toes

[solar obsidian]

weekly? they told me to send them daily so i can be here

[stone blade]

Me

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1021562228819894392/1050822606011502612/1670604765041274m.jpg

Name their band

[plucky void]

the ramona flowers

[grizzled meadow]

@urban ocean

[grizzled meadow]

[Redacted]

[pastel quartz]

BPD

[wide bough]

women

[remote vine]

White women