🎪bruh-fart

[fading shuttle]

Get added to gamma when

[orchid robin]

But its not really odd, they already know what killed him

[eager igloo]

I feel like I'm back in mental hospital sometimes

With y'all

[remote vine]

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

[orchid robin]

This is the mental hospital where the mentally ill are in charge

[ionic hatch]

It's unironically freezing in the magazine I work at

[wind forum]

Ill get rid of you soon

[orchid robin]

More clothes

[wind forum]

Youre in a what

[ionic hatch]

I HAVE 3 LAYERS

[remote vine]

PUT MORE ON

[eager igloo]

Most civilised cat fans

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[somber warren]

Use Onion Tactics

[ionic hatch]

Thermo clothes time

At least it's friday

[remote vine]

oh yeah Friday posting time

[somber warren]

FAL Friday???

[ionic hatch]

Company is going to deliver some unhealthy food this afternoon

[remote vine]

Pizza?

[pastel quartz]

Yes make America fat and lazy

[ionic hatch]

No

Meatballs

[orchid robin]

Get fat so you can insulate yourself

[ionic hatch]

I'm Dutch retard

[remote vine]

that's not too bad

[eager igloo]

Balls

[somber warren]

meatballs are healthy, it got meat and balls

smh

[orchid robin]

How are meatballs “not healthy”

[wind forum]

Your left out an 'a' in that sentence

[lusty sonnet]

bitterballen?

[remote vine]

I was watching that @pastel quartz

[orchid robin]

IKR

[remote vine]

You deleted it

[ionic hatch]

No meatballs

[pastel quartz]

I delete all my posts

[ionic hatch]

Greece

[orchid robin]

Huh?

[remote vine]

grease

[pastel quartz]

Idiotic posting

[ionic hatch]

Fucking phone

[wind forum]

GREECE

[ionic hatch]

Grease

[pastel quartz]

How the fuck is fat bad for you?

[somber warren]

Grease is flavor bruh

[pastel quartz]

Depending on the fat that is

[remote vine]

you are from GREECE

[wind forum]

Bro what do you cook your meatballs in

[orchid robin]

IM CAME FROM A CABBAGE, FUCK YOU

[wind forum]

Butter and motor oil

[pastel quartz]

Oh noooo! The marbling from the shitty muscle they ripped off the cow is meling OH MY GOD!

Oh nooo!

Not healthy animal fats!

WE NEED MORE SEED OILS

OH GOD YEAH CANOLA

YEAAAH RAPESEED OIL

[wind forum]

NOOO THERE IS 1 GRAM OF FAT IN MY FOOD NOOOO

[orchid robin]

Idgaf anyways, i love meatballs and imma keep eating em

[remote vine]

Thanks UN

[wind forum]

Based

[somber warren]

Meatballs are based

[wind forum]

Unironically do not listen to the opinions of anyone with an anime pfp here

[real tinsel]

simply stab someone with a sharp dry ice

[somber warren]

that counts for everywhere tho

[pastel quartz]

Not gonna work, you'll get blood on you.

[wind forum]

Meatballs and crack are good for you

[pastel quartz]

You need to ensure you don't leave dna evidence or material evidence

like shell casing

s

Or identifiable information like shoe size

[remote vine]

my access to crack is limited

[somber warren]

Yo i love Crack

[orchid robin]

Or a video of you confessing?

[pastel quartz]

Wear a size too big or too small, use a revolver to minimize gunshot residue

And retain casings

[real tinsel]

use plastic gloves and throw them into the sea when you're done

[pastel quartz]

Switch out your primer afterwards

And sell it private sale or destroy the parts and throw it into international waters

[orchid robin]

Why not just throw that shit into the ocean

[zenith grove]

this is the weirdest and probably the most distrubing friday brainfart shitposting i have seen so far

[pastel quartz]

Destroy the primer first

[ionic hatch]

Wd40

[pastel quartz]

They can link the primer on the gun to the shell casing

[remote vine]

yum I love wd40

[orchid robin]

Sounds greasy

[wind forum]

Ofc your go-to is some kind of lube

[ionic hatch]

Yup

[remote vine]

thanks for the compliment

[real tinsel]

destroying is always better than selling

destroy it with chemicals to eliminate any tracking

no the whole thing

[remote vine]

do I dispose of the body

[wind forum]

Scratch off the serial (first step in buying a gun)

[orchid robin]

Or just throw that shit into the ocean

[real tinsel]

that's usually the first thing you do

[pastel quartz]

Also

[somber warren]

just loose your guns in a boating accident smh

[remote vine]

guns are hard to get here

[orchid robin]

Lose yourself in a boating accident

[pastel quartz]

in a drum should do it

[remote vine]

I should probably print the gun I need

[somber warren]

[wind forum]

Honestly you dont even need a gun

[pastel quartz]

They can track if it goes in the drain

The blood of course is disposed of too

[orchid robin]

Printed desert eagle with plastic 50AE rounds

[wind forum]

Having a semi-coherent story can work if you stab someone 32 times

https://tenor.com/view/varg-gif-5465313

[remote vine]

nyaa

[pastel quartz]

Whole and alive.

[orchid robin]

I cant believe you commited suicide, why would you commit suicide

[remote vine]

yeah last thing you want is for it to float

[wind forum]

grind down weapon
mix metals and polymers into food
consume
all evidence points to you drinking unfiltered tap water

Ez

[orchid robin]

Or just make deep cuts so gas doesnt build up

[pastel quartz]

Turn them over so they drown

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-cuban-shark-tank-notes-taking-notes-remember-gif-15073512

[orchid robin]

Youre overcomplicating this

[pastel quartz]

Or striker or whatever

[pastel quartz]

I am so fucking tired man

Cant type right

[orchid robin]

Too much killing today?

[pastel quartz]

Firing pin

I meahn

guhhhhh

[remote vine]

time for sleepy sleep

[wind forum]

Dont you mean rolling pin

[orchid robin]

Dw, we wont use your knowledge on you

[wind forum]

Replace your rolling pin after baking

[pastel quartz]

Rig the house to explode

[wind forum]

Preferably disposing in a designated recycle zone

[pastel quartz]

someone breaks and enters

the block gets leveled

Thermobaric moment

[somber warren]

Booby Traps

[wind forum]

Tom boys*

[orchid robin]

Yeah except one is awesome and the other is a woman

[somber warren]

ok i laughed more then i should have

[pastel quartz]

Yeaah! Woohooo!

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-headbang-head-banging-rocking-out-devil-horns-gif-26520087

super mario power up time!

[remote vine]

thank you for your lesson

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-pose-super-mario-gif-17178506

[orchid robin]

Time to kill you

[pastel quartz]

Todays session has been mindblowing

Ronnie mcnut fans

[orchid robin]

The mod has been typing for quite a bit

[somber warren]

kinda sus fr fr

[pastel quartz]

Guh?? Discord moderator reporting me?

[orchid robin]

We may see a mute i believe or who knows

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/mind-blown-mind-blowing-mind-emoji-emojis-gif-26271457

[zenith grove]

i am almost certain you are going too far with this discussion and you really should stop unless you want out of this server (and possibly discord as well) i am just too lazy to go looking through ToS and other rules to find a reason to ban* you, but if you keep going i can just mute without a reason

[pastel quartz]

Gaffy gooby tbh?

[remote vine]

It's okay @pastel quartz just have to type /jk

[pastel quartz]

Nyaaaa hii

/jk

It was a troll

[orchid robin]

All you have to say is “its okay its in minecraft”

[pastel quartz]

Yeah in Gmod

[somber warren]

RDM RDM RDM

[pastel quartz]

They made a law u have to say smth else now

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[pastel quartz]

You can't say in Minecraft

[orchid robin]

Legit?

[pastel quartz]

I think so

[ionic hatch]

Hella forklifting

[somber warren]

i doubt that

[orchid robin]

Im about to hijack air force one…..in arma3

[lusty sonnet]

[remote vine]

Real forklifting hours

[pastel quartz]

Quick stop fedposting

Okay cats here!

[orchid robin]

Well shit i think i stepped out of line

[pastel quartz]

Uh buddy you can't say that

You're going to be censored now sorry bye byw!

Sorry sweaty

I suppose this is a good way to ask

But does anyone know of any archive links to forensics reports and procedures?

Like training manuals for police departments?

Fed detected

They gotta be public domain

[ionic hatch]

No?

[orchid robin]

Mod stopped typing?

[ionic hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/glow-in-the-dark-stick-man-glowing-walk-walking-gif-17406626

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/glowie-ben-shapiro-fed-youll-never-take-me-alive-youll-never-take-me-alove-glowie-gif-24568408

[pastel quartz]

Yeah fellow kids, show me a police department PDF

[hidden path]

the ellusive male nipples

[pastel quartz]

Do it!

DO IT!

Yeah but I seemingly cant find them, they have like manuals for apprehension and shit. But nothing about detective or forensic work

Tried looking on cia factbook shit and archive.org

[orchid robin]

Oh wait hes still typing

[pastel quartz]

but found little.

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/love-mr-burns-glow-alien-simpsons-gif-16964103

Why would you be asking Abt that here

Hmmmm?

One guy was correctingm e

[hidden path]

Forensic?

[devout hull]

Of course you can't find manuals for detective work that easily.

[hidden path]

just sniff

[pastel quartz]

He seems to know more

[hidden path]

[ionic hatch]

BEGONE FED

[devout hull]

If you can't find them, then you weren't detective material to begin with.

[pastel quartz]

Aghh I'm from the FBI hrt team I can't believ it aghhhh!

Dude I'm like America WUmau

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-it-feds-moe-simpsons-xfiles-gif-23440863

[stone blade]

Good morning chat

[pastel quartz]

I get paid 50 cents

to entrap people online

[devout hull]

It's not.

[pastel quartz]

50 cents per post

[pastel quartz]

Good meowrning

[stone blade]

meow

[remote vine]

good morning. scroll up for some sick tech tips

[pastel quartz]

Mew mrrp

[stone blade]

there's coffee so for me it is

[devout hull]

ew, shit colored bean soup

[pastel quartz]

Eew!

This guy drinks a bean drinK! gUH!! Don't you iunderstand how anti environemnt that is!

[remote vine]

Tea > Coffee

[pastel quartz]

Soylent gren lateees

all the way

For the planettttt

[stone blade]

tea is nice too

[orchid robin]

I dont do it for the planet, coffee is just shit

[devout hull]

i wanna take you to a goose bar

[pastel quartz]

Hey guys we should eat the bugs

[devout hull]

Sometimes literally.

[pastel quartz]

Come on guys

[devout hull]

Looking at you, cat bean drinkers.

[pastel quartz]

Lets live in apod

and eat bughs

[remote vine]

Chinese woman

[orchid robin]

You’re probably one of the people who thought there was an actual ban on burgers

[remote vine]

here you go sir your asian trad wife

[real tinsel]

there was one i found like 2 years ago when i was into that shit

[pastel quartz]

Burgers are BANNED on order of Dr fauci!

[real tinsel]

don't remember its name anymore though unfortunately

[pastel quartz]

You got a name or date for it? Was trying to find detective shit earlier.

Ah

[real tinsel]

do share with me once you find it

[pastel quartz]

Np will do

[orchid robin]

Tbf it certainly would help you americans if you banned em

[somber warren]

i wouldn't survive without coffee

[devout hull]

Then you are w e a k .

[remote vine]

sounds like an addiction

[real tinsel]

the one i remember reading was about a 2008 man in prison hanging himself with a belt

[wind forum]

This mf drinking hot bean water

[somber warren]

nah just addicted to caffeine

[wind forum]

[pastel quartz]

Ah I mean anything helps

[remote vine]

drink tea

[somber warren]

i do

[wind forum]

This

[pastel quartz]

Trying to just get a grasp of contemporary detective methods.

[devout hull]

I wake up at 7AM without fail every time. Without any stimulants to hold my hand.

[pastel quartz]

Beyond tv shit

And what I know already

[orchid robin]

JUST PURE HYDRATION

[somber warren]

i drink about 3 cups of coffee in the morning, after that only tea and water

[devout hull]

HELL YEA

[remote vine]

drink more tea

[wind forum]

I had a pewdiepie gfuel and shit blood today

[orchid robin]

WATER WATER WATER WATER

[wind forum]

I dont think I can do energy drinks rn

[remote vine]

Brofist!

[devout hull]

I do start my day with a glass of water.

[wind forum]

BARRELS!!

[somber warren]

Water, gods Nektar

[pastel quartz]

How do I look up my posts in the discord

so I can delete them

It wont show my user activity

[devout hull]

from: @your name

[pastel quartz]

Yeah its not shownig it

[stone blade]

@real tinsel alo khatyl good morning khatytl

[pastel quartz]

Let me try to use a different name

[orchid robin]

Well 1% battery

[real tinsel]

xalo @stone blade 👋

[somber warren]

bye

[orchid robin]

Remember, dont put cum in your pc cooling

[hidden path]

why not

[somber warren]

don't tell me what to do!

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[pastel quartz]

Nvm found out why

I was on streamer mode

[hidden path]

so what's happening in the world today

[real tinsel]

put "magic acid" in your pc cooling for maximum performance

[somber warren]

bleach

[remote vine]

bill clinton made elden ring

[wind forum]

Bjill clingon

[hidden path]

Bill clinton fucked my wife

Bill Klingon

[devout hull]

bill clinton is a bitch ass mo-

[uncut obsidian]

novel is no more.

[remote vine]

your wife is underage?

[uncut obsidian]

[pastel quartz]

isnt this like overpwoered, selling and buying

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[lusty sonnet]

glad i changed my bets

[real tinsel]

why

[devout hull]

careful, bill clinton may come after you as well

[real tinsel]

i call tyranny

[uncut obsidian]

!1984

[split canyon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029824156289732649/1050558785560776825/1984.mp4

[somber warren]

i put a bet on f4 and i won yesterday

[remote vine]

trading is great in bannerlord

[lusty sonnet]

i still have a bets on a few people but they are laying low atm

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4Gnkgub83M&t=427s

[pastel quartz]

seems kinda op looking at description of jewelry

[somber warren]

I wish you luck bro🤝

[lusty sonnet]

same 🤝

[remote vine]

I forgot if they changed it but it used to be that you can use blacksmith to turn materials into weapons and just sell the weapons back

[remote vine]

probably got new ways of money making now

[glad carbon]

Why

[wind forum]

Why skyrim mod are you playing

[glad carbon]

He was too goober for us to handle 🥹

[pastel quartz]

okay, what abotu this
is there a way to decrease this? i got a full team coming with me the whole time and they grind my money out

[real tinsel]

@uncut obsidian

[remote vine]

he was just a silly little guy

[uncut obsidian]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[glad carbon]

Yeah okay so he told people to inhale zinc fumes and drink painkillers with booze! He was being a funny little guy

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/goober-kitty-crazy-cat-cat-goober-warning-gif-24871108

[remote vine]

I think the salary thing is weekly. just make some money in-between and start a workshop or two in one of the towns. Also don't get too many people at the same time

[pastel quartz]

workshop?

[hidden path]

Hot choco in the morning

best thing in da world

[glad carbon]

I have literally no idea what this scizopost means

[hidden path]

same

[pastel quartz]

I can guess

[lusty sonnet]

terrorism meme

[somber warren]

kinda looks like terrorist sniper video recreated in gmod

[uncut obsidian]

👈 massive

[glad carbon]

Beheading video music over Gmod shooting css npcs

[remote vine]

go to towns and talk to whoever runs the market and he can help you set up a workshop there. Different workshop make different amount of money

[glad carbon]

T side npcs at that

[remote vine]

also you an just fire people if you don't have enough money

[hidden path]

I'm sorry I don't do dark rp guys, I don't get it

[uncut obsidian]

wanna have a walk with novel?

[pastel quartz]

theyre wicekd tho, i upgraded them as hecc

[zenith grove]

you can tell him sure, but it will take a bit because discord is dumb

[glad carbon]

Not really

[remote vine]

they're bleeding you dry

[uncut obsidian]

don't

[stone blade]

Alo chat

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/fbi-breach-discord-transparent-gif-14122019

[heady crow]

fuck happened to novel

[uncut obsidian]

let them inspect his messages

[remote vine]

join a faction and you can be granted fiefs like villages/towns. but if you join a faction other factions might hate you

[remote vine]

He got a little too silly

[stone blade]

Brunooo ❤️

[zenith grove]

last time i asked, apparently we have to comply with that

[heady crow]

ivaan hii

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/fbi-gif-20219606

[stone blade]

Hiii bruno

[pastel quartz]

Hai Bruno!

[heady crow]

mintyy hii!!!

gm to both of youu :33

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueYz7qoVCnQ&list=RDMM&index=2

[uncut obsidian]

not the :3's

[remote vine]

hello bruno 👋

[stone blade]

the 3's are the best

:333333333

[hidden path]

yo Bruno0

[heady crow]

its unspoken rizz

how have you all been todayy

[stone blade]

I woke up 30 minutes ago

[glad carbon]

He needs a warrant first

👲🏿

[hidden path]

pog

[uncut obsidian]

omg this is literally 1 divided by 3

[remote vine]

I got a haircut today feeling good

[hidden path]

free washing machine

[uncut obsidian]

eat it

[hidden path]

I'm not that guy

I did not eat a plane

[uncut obsidian]

uhh

[stone blade]

youre not that guy pal

[heady crow]

okay okay. Any hair posters?

[uncut obsidian]

burn it

idk sell it

[remote vine]

no that's face doxing

[uncut obsidian]

drive it?

[crimson flame]

Bruhno haha

[stone blade]

I need to get a haircut soon too
and redye me hair

[glad carbon]

You should smoke your hair clippings in vc

[hidden path]

I'll never post me face cause I'm ugly

[glad carbon]

That'd be cool

[uncut obsidian]

imagine not doxxing yourself

[hidden path]

already did

[devout hull]

I'll never post my face cause I don't want to

[heady crow]

there are enough pictures of me here to doxx me

[eager igloo]

Why no more bot messages when someone gets hurt

[lusty sonnet]

already doxxed and revealed myself

[uncut obsidian]

it wasn't public

[hidden path]

I posted a picture from my apartment, with enough shizo energy, I can be found

[pastel quartz]

Id post my face but everyone would swarm my DMs cuz I'm so hot

[uncut obsidian]

he was killed

by one of YOU

[heady crow]

REAL

[remote vine]

you did post ur face

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-gif-20302681

[stone blade]

I'm a chad so my face is on my pfp

[uncut obsidian]

Guys.

[pastel quartz]

U can't rlly see it tho

[uncut obsidian]

I have to make an announcement.

[hidden path]

I'd call you stinky to bring down your ego

[uncut obsidian]

I think.

That.

[uncut obsidian]

There is.

[eager igloo]

So it was not an execution in the face of people and god but a lawless murder

[uncut obsidian]

An impostor.

Among us.

[pastel quartz]

No way

[stone blade]

hahaha he said among us

[remote vine]

sonic the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker

[eager igloo]

A HOUSE. IN NEW ORLEANS

[real tinsel]

i have your physique video :3333

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/imposter-sus-gif-20349726

[eager igloo]

THEY CAAAALL IT RIIISING SUN

[heady crow]

ahahahahhahahaha the one from like 7 months ago

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-UD3h2wfzY&list=RDMM&index=3

[real tinsel]

yes

[heady crow]

nice

[stone blade]

redzed my beloved

[heady crow]

khaa has seen me half naked

but then again so has most of brainfart

[stone blade]

who cares

[heady crow]

nvm there are so many new ppl now

[stone blade]

you smexy bruno

no homo

[pastel quartz]

Bruno moobies

[remote vine]

post it again here

[pastel quartz]

The good kind

[heady crow]

rn cutting and staying off from the gym to fix my mindset

[stone blade]

minty where crossdressing video

[heady crow]

when i get back on it proper ill do another vid

[pastel quartz]

I ironically don't have any crossdressing vids

But lots of pics

[stone blade]

make some

[heady crow]

only several gigabytes of pictures

[devout hull]

says you

you sexy bruno

yes homo

[real tinsel]

most of the og brainfart

[remote vine]

post it every 3 months to demonstrate superiority

[real tinsel]

as in the first 5 people

[stone blade]

me , you , bruno , paduro . falco

there

[real tinsel]

bruno has seen himself naked?

no way ivan

[heady crow]

change paduro with bz

[stone blade]

bz*

[real tinsel]

bozo

[stone blade]

rip bozo

[heady crow]

bz stands for bozo

ofc

[wise bane]

i mean its not like you can just decide, you hate your self or you dont.

[pastel quartz]

https://streamable.com/0mra9y

[real tinsel]

decide to hate yourself 👍

[real tinsel]

my 13 year old ass lost his shit at this mission

especially that m203ing the helicopter part

[stone blade]

the cutscene after this one 😭

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/151838944827277312/1046598761977221210/bit_of_caffeine.mp4

A bit

[wise bane]

nah i really dont think its a thing you can decide, i dont even think you can do much about it if you do becouse there are always reasons for that

[wise bane]

thats how energy potions are made in games

[heady crow]

that shit is legit bugged tho

fuck that mission

[remote vine]

bf4 goated

how did they fuck up 2042 so badly

[wise bane]

isnt it pretty good now?

[heady crow]

bf4 multi is so fucking good even nowadays

but bf:bc2 that shit is legit goated

why couldnt they port the rush maps to bf4

[remote vine]

I only played launch so I based my opinion on that

[wise bane]

i think they did really big changes and its pretty good now but not sure about that

[real tinsel]

my game got bugged in the first chinese mission

i restarted the game and stuff but didn't work

[wise bane]

only thing i can say is that the player base is pretty huge at the moment

[real tinsel]

so my impatient teenager ass just gave up and deleted the game

[hidden path]

discord be working again

[heady crow]

feel that

[wise bane]

p!invert @hidden path

[real tinsel]

i reinstalled it again in 2020 and finished it

[hidden path]

I'm white now

[remote vine]

I might pick it up again but they really dropped the ball hard

[real tinsel]

p!avatar bobolos

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for Mayoringram#5072

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[heady crow]

two of my stalker cop saves got fucked and i couldnt get out of pripyat

had to download gunslinger to actually finish the game

[wise bane]

yeah thats true, they fcked up good at the release

[hidden path]

Need to hit the gym again but I'm lazy

[real tinsel]

gunslinger is so fucking good though

[heady crow]

oh dude ikr. Im glad i played the third playthrough with it

still need to try out ogsr with gunslinger

[remote vine]

gunslinger made burer a bit too tanky imo

[real tinsel]

i have a gunslinger and sgm 2.2 pack and combined together they make the game awesome

[real tinsel]

throw grenades at them or use m203

[wise bane]

yes do gym

[heady crow]

oh yeah

[remote vine]

remembering the controller that appears in the jupiter train tunnel and I just used an rpg on it's ass

[heady crow]

i still have ptsd from the two burers in jupiter underground

i was about to bring a rpg up that bitch till i just resorted to save scumming like 50 times in a row

im glad in gamma i can just hit them like 3 times with buckshot when they are moving

[remote vine]

yep burers in gamma is about right

They're not supposed to be walking tanks those are the giants

[heady crow]

ikr

[real tinsel]

that's so heavy though

[ionic hatch]

Skill issue

[swift scarab]

Im sledgehammering a giant and you can’t stop me

[real tinsel]

just modify your m4 and carry some m203 on yourself

5-6 m203 is more than enough to kill burers

or just stab them

[swift scarab]

Sledgehammer

[real tinsel]

they run away when you get too close to them, so you can backstab them

[swift scarab]

Back hammer

[real tinsel]

gunslinger and vanilla cop don't have sledgehammer

only knife

[swift scarab]

Hmmmmmmm

Grenade

[real tinsel]

burer throws it back at you

[swift scarab]

Who said I was throwing it

[real tinsel]

your only 2 most effective options are carrying a grenade launcher and grenades for it or stabbing the burer

[real tinsel]

in gunslinger, simply forget using guns on them

they will deflect each and every bullet

they can't deflect gauss rifle though

i used to carry it on me all the time in gunslinger sgm 2.2

for some reason the game gave me 2 gauss rifles but i couldn't fix the other one and it was stuck in my inventory

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/mPuo_PygZlI
Average stalker while fighting a Burer be like

[pastel quartz]

Pfp bros

[heady crow]

Brother

[real tinsel]

oh look youtube recommended me my favorite video where the girl has 99% chance of killing the dude

[remote vine]

99%? count me in

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFokXnCCMf8

[orchid robin]

Oh i got an infraction

Thats 2 now ig

[real tinsel]

this is the original, i like it more because the bald woman seems much more intimidating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozezG1zpxXQ

[orchid robin]

Weird, got le infraction but cant see it in chat

[remote vine]

what was it

[orchid robin]

The air force one in arma 3 thing

[remote vine]

I think mods turned off infractions for public

[orchid robin]

[real tinsel]

my infractions got deleted

[orchid robin]

Wot

[real tinsel]

cat accidentally deleted them

i don't think i've made any new ones after that

[orchid robin]

Can he “accidentally” delete them to other users

[real tinsel]

nope only me

because the mod staff love me

[orchid robin]

Wtf is this bruh, 2 lessons in and the class is not even half full

[devout hull]

e

[orchid robin]

Theres like 1/4th of the class

[ionic hatch]

Average school goer

[orchid robin]

Uni

But yeah

[hidden path]

I might be fat but I have my cats

[orchid robin]

Literally its usually 200-250 people

Now its barely 30

[orchid robin]

Your cat is fat

[hidden path]

I'm going to end you

[orchid robin]

Go ahead

[real tinsel]

don't call a man's cat fat

[hidden path]

You can insult me but not my precious boys

[real tinsel]

call him a chonk

[upbeat bobcat]

Me next pls

[hidden path]

No I'm not a redditor

don't call him a chonk

[real tinsel]

call him fat then

[orchid robin]

The “chonk” trend is fuckin unhealthy and promotes bad eating behavior

[real tinsel]

i just like the word

[hidden path]

you're bad eating behaviors

[orchid robin]

Well gtg

[orchid robin]

Thank you thank you

[real tinsel]

the same way i like the n-word but i only say it when i'm alone so i don't get banned from stuff

[hidden path]

My hands were freezing but I do like the feeling when they warm up

[real tinsel]

warming up because of extreme cold?

[hidden path]

More like -1C cold

[real tinsel]

or the actual warming up with heated stuff or blanket/glove etc

[hidden path]

but I was biking so the wind really made it cold

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/648523028002635789/1050438132056735744/Kuze_anime_memes.mp4

alo

[heady crow]

Hand reveal pog

[real tinsel]

i thought you're talking about when your body is so cold it generates heat with your muscles to counteract the cold

[hidden path]

everyone should bike more so I have more people with big thighs to look at

[wise bane]

your hand is fat, your cat is not. Better?

[wise bane]

go bike with tha cat

[real tinsel]

i'd prefer if less people biked so i don't feel uncomfortable

or no people at all

[remote vine]

KUZEEEEEEEEEE

[narrow lotus]

hello

[wise bane]

id prefer if everyone would be fat

[real tinsel]

hello birdman

[hidden path]

?

[real tinsel]

people make me uncomfortable

[remote vine]

hello

[real tinsel]

i like solitude

[remote vine]

p!gmagik @narrow lotus

[real tinsel]

i like the idea of not having to see another human face

[wise bane]

bird cat and dog are here 😮

[hidden path]

Go forest

[devout hull]

p!daily

[foggy mantle]

You can get your next daily 🥞 in 2 hours, 54 minutes, 48 seconds

[devout hull]

dang

[real tinsel]

p!daily

[foggy mantle]

You can get your next daily 🥞 in 2 hours, 51 minutes, 21 seconds

[wise bane]

p!daily

[foggy mantle]

You can get your next daily 🥞 in 3 hours, 8 minutes, 1 second

[remote vine]

p!daily

[foggy mantle]

You have been awarded your daily 🥞500!

[remote vine]

p!dep all

[real tinsel]

p!rob @remote vine

[foggy mantle]

Successfully transfered 🥞500 to Pancorp Bank 🏦.

Usagi1030#0415 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[remote vine]

lmao

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1014146404169560175/1050217347388026910/unknown-26.png?width=552&height=683

[devout hull]

By miliseconds.

[wise bane]

p!rob @real tinsel

[foggy mantle]

khaytiil#3368 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[stone blade]

mf poor

[wise bane]

i wanna rob someone dude

p!rob @stone blade

[foggy mantle]

Ivan_5kov#3948 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[wise bane]

AHHH

[real tinsel]

p!rob iedy

[foggy mantle]

Iedy#3845 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[stone blade]

I dont do the bot thingy

[eager igloo]

p!daily

[foggy mantle]

You have been awarded your daily 🥞500!

[real tinsel]

p!rob falco

[foggy mantle]

Falco#2063 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[real tinsel]

p!rob local

[foggy mantle]

You snuck into Myshinka_#3558's house while they were sleeping and stole A LOT for a grand total of 🥞500!

[real tinsel]

p!deposit all

[foggy mantle]

Successfully transfered 🥞500 to Pancorp Bank 🏦.

[eager igloo]

[wise bane]

p!rob @eager igloo

[foggy mantle]

Myshinka_#3558 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[remote vine]

you snooze you lose

[wise bane]

p!deposit all

[foggy mantle]

Successfully transfered 🥞750 to Pancorp Bank 🏦.

[real tinsel]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@real tinsel, casted out a line... You caught a Common Dolphin 🐬
This item was added to your inventory.

[eager igloo]

Literally did that once

[real tinsel]

oh no dolphin

[remote vine]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@remote vine, casted out a line... You caught a Common Lobster 🦞
This item was added to your inventory.

[real tinsel]

p!inventory

[foggy mantle]

khaytiil#3368's Inventory

[1]: Fishing Rod 🎣

For the fish command

[2]: Common Dolphin 🐬

Dolphins be like dolphin noises

Page 1/1 | To use an item, run the use command

[wise bane]

p!rob local

[foggy mantle]

Myshinka_#3558 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[real tinsel]

p!sell 1

[foggy mantle]

Are you sure you want to sell Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50?

Cancelled action.

[real tinsel]

p!sell 2

[foggy mantle]

Are you sure you want to sell Common Dolphin 🐬 for 🥞129?

Sold Common Dolphin 🐬 for 🥞129

[real tinsel]

p!deposit all

[foggy mantle]

Successfully transfered 🥞129 to Pancorp Bank 🏦.

[wise bane]

u guys know someone to rob?

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/the-skeleton-appears-skeleton-lobster-speech-bubble-skeleton-appears-gif-24818768

[real tinsel]

try aldo

[wise bane]

p!rob @edgy abyss

[foggy mantle]

GrimAnima#6061 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[uncut obsidian]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[wise bane]

p!rob @orchid robin

[foggy mantle]

Kriegsmarine#1990 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[uncut obsidian]

mongus

[edgy abyss]

[wise bane]

p!rob @uncut obsidian

[foggy mantle]

ЯМыФургал#1011 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1050001845902397470/schizo.gif

[wise bane]

AHHHHHHHHH

[real tinsel]

p!rob okay

[foggy mantle]

You must wait 2 hours, 57 minutes, 16 seconds to use this command again.

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-meme-gif-23983860

[real tinsel]

crystal after shitting that jalapeno pepper he ate yesterday

[wise bane]

p!rob @simple cipher

[foggy mantle]

Shon#6872 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[wise bane]

okay i give up

[real tinsel]

p!rob unlooted

[foggy mantle]

You must wait 2 hours, 56 minutes, 31 seconds to use this command again.

[edgy abyss]

p!rob @wise bane

[foggy mantle]

tondiru#8865 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[wise bane]

p!rob @wise bane

[foggy mantle]

You can't rob yourself!

[real tinsel]

p!rob pancake

[foggy mantle]

You must wait 2 hours, 56 minutes, 19 seconds to use this command again.

[real tinsel]

p!rob khaa

[wise bane]

p!rob pancake

[foggy mantle]

You must wait 2 hours, 56 minutes, 8 seconds to use this command again.

Pancake#4023 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

You must wait 2 hours, 56 minutes, 7 seconds to use this command again.

[real tinsel]

p!money

p!balance

[foggy mantle]

khaytiil

In Hand

🥞0

Pancorp Bank

🥞6,346

Networth

🥞6,346

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-rich-rich-deep-rock-galactic-compressed-gold-gif-24791651

[edgy abyss]

[wise bane]

good boy

[real tinsel]

shut it corporate slave

[edgy abyss]

[real tinsel]

understandable

🤝

[edgy abyss]

[wise bane]

can i check if someone has pancakes?

[real tinsel]

p!leaderboard 3

[foggy mantle]

STALKER G.A.M.M.A.'s Leaderboard (Networth)

1. Ἄρης#6424 - 🥞41,664
2. ghosty#5071 - 🥞14,547
3. Darkasleif#8648 - 🥞10,727
4. Falco#2063 - 🥞8,219
5. khaytiil#3368 - 🥞6,346
6. Usagi1030#0415 - 🥞6,112
7. SenorTorres#5560 - 🥞5,948
8. Iedy#3845 - 🥞4,925
9. Delight72#5521 - 🥞3,295
10. Drad#3343 - 🥞2,578

Page 1/3 | Your rank: 5/30

[wise bane]

p!rob @solar obsidian

[foggy mantle]

Delight72#5521 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

STALKER G.A.M.M.A.'s Leaderboard (Networth)

11. Mayoringram#5072 - 🥞1,766
12. Theodoric#7359 - 🥞1,289
13. Skully#2100 - 🥞924
14. Kriegsmarine#1990 - 🥞835
15. tondiru#8865 - 🥞750
16. maja#5136 - 🥞640
17. MBOmnis#4708 - 🥞539
18. November#0100 - 🥞500
19. Mystic_Spider#0331 - 🥞500
20. AliceFreyer#2300 - 🥞500

Page 2/3 | Your rank: 5/30

[wise bane]

[foggy mantle]

STALKER G.A.M.M.A.'s Leaderboard (Networth)

21. Bazingarrey#5438 - 🥞500
22. TrebleSix#9825 - 🥞500
23. qaNitro#6046 - 🥞500
24. Patharoth#0489 - 🥞500
25. CrystaI#4994 - 🥞450
26. PangolinStirfry#0281 - 🥞359
27. Brüno Bratwürst#3283 - 🥞350
28. Jeromey Schweemey#9147 - 🥞250
29. Windhelm's Pronoun Disrespecter#2847 - 🥞166
30. Unknown User (242347959784570891) - 🥞100

Page 3/3 | Your rank: 5/30

[wise bane]

p!rob @molten solar

[foggy mantle]

November#0100 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[real tinsel]

your best bet is just trying every one of them

[remote vine]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@remote vine, casted out a line... You caught Common Pancakes 🥞
You got 🥞28.

[real tinsel]

crystal probably has it

try crystal

[wise bane]

p!rob @remote vine

[foggy mantle]

Usagi1030#0415 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[wise bane]

p!rob @abstract path

[foggy mantle]

You got caught stealin! 👮🚔 You were fined 🥞250.

[wise bane]

okay im happy now

[remote vine]

[edgy abyss]

p!rob @abstract path

[foggy mantle]

You got caught stealin! 👮🚔 You were fined 🥞250.

[edgy abyss]

[wise bane]

everyone rob him

[remote vine]

p!rob @abstract path

[foggy mantle]

You got caught stealin! 👮🚔 You were fined 🥞250.

[remote vine]

Oof

[ionic hatch]

p!daily

[foggy mantle]

You can get your next daily 🥞 in 5 hours, 43 minutes, 7 seconds

[wise bane]

is it even possible to rob ?

[edgy abyss]

p!rob my-moms-purse

[foggy mantle]

Invalid member argument.
Member not found.

Usage: p!rob <member>

[remote vine]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@remote vine, casted out a line... You caught Trash 🗞
You go throw the trash away.

[ionic hatch]

P!depall

[remote vine]

p!rob @ionic hatch

[foggy mantle]

You must wait 2 hours, 59 minutes, 22 seconds to use this command again.

[remote vine]

Damn

[wise bane]

u a bandit

[remote vine]

Says u

[ionic hatch]

p!dep all

[foggy mantle]

You don't have any 🥞 to put into Pancorp Bank 🏦

[remote vine]

I only did it twice today

[ionic hatch]

[wise bane]

nah i gave up after my first fine

[wise bane]

i only did it once

[edgy abyss]

p!illegal UnlootedStash

[foggy mantle]

Word can be at most 11 characters and must be alphanumeric only.

[edgy abyss]

[signal blaze]

Pancaek

[remote vine]

p!gmagik @wise bane

[wise bane]

p!illegal GrimAnima

[edgy abyss]

you should invert him, that looks awesome

[wise bane]

p!invert @edgy abyss

[remote vine]

p!invert @wise bane

[heady crow]

Yoooo

[edgy abyss]

[wise bane]

he did fall for my master trap

[remote vine]

p!gmagik @heady crow

[wise bane]

p!implode @heady crow

[remote vine]

IN A PERFECT WORLD

[edgy abyss]

p!help

[foggy mantle]

Command List

🥞 Currency

addbalance, balance, blackjack, buy, claimrewards, daily, deposit, fish, give, giveitem, highlow, inventory, iteminfo, leaderboard, lottery, removebalance, resetbalance, rob, russianroulette, sell, shop, slots, trivia, use, withdraw, work

🎉 Fun

8ball, akinator, bigtext, coinflip, embed, fml, higherlower, roast, say, ship, xkcd

🖼 Images

beautiful, birb, byemom, cat, meme, dog, f, facts, gmagik, illegal, sepia, saturate, darken, brighten, invert, grayscale, implode, explode, magik, present, kiss, hug, slap, cry, smile, blush, lewd, weebsh, wizard

ℹ Info

avatar, donate, help, invite, ping, roleinfo, serverinfo, stats, support, userinfo

📊 Leveling

level, levelcalculator, levelleaderboard, levelmessages, levelroles, resetlevel, userlevelsettings, xpchannel, xp

⚒ Mod

ban, clearinfractions, duration, infractions, kick, mute, purge, reason, removeinfractions, softban, unban, unmute, vckick, warn

⚙ Settings

lockdown, channeltoggle, currencysettings, customreplies, deletelog, editlog, farewell, forceend, greeting, itemsetup, lotterysetup, modlog, perms, prefix, setcurrency, togglenowplaying

🎵 Music

autoplay, bassboost, join, lyrics, move, nowplaying, pause, play, queue, remove, repeat, resume, search, seek, shuffle, skip, stop, volume

🔞 Nsfw

You must have a NSFW channel to see these commands.

👱 Roles

autorole, getrole, reactionroles, role, selfrole

🔧 Utility

addtag, botlist, calc, choose, edittag, embedcreate, embededit, giveaway, notifications, poll, removetag, reroll, suggest, tag, translate, urban

To get more info on a command, do p!help command name

[hidden path]

my gains are too strong for you traveller

[edgy abyss]

p!avatar

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for GrimAnima#6061

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[heady crow]

There would be no need for a man like me

[abstract path]

LMAO TRIPPLE FAIL

[edgy abyss]

OI

[wise bane]

his nose is perfectly centered

[edgy abyss]

DAT STEALIN

[remote vine]

But this is not a perfect world

[abstract path]

You tried too

[wise bane]

discord police is op

[abstract path]

So true

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/police-fbi-loop-running-gif-17749239

[wise bane]

your pfp inverted is also cool tbh

[remote vine]

p!explode @remote vine

[eager igloo]

Crystal's protected

Obvious fed

[edgy abyss]

imploded is best

[wise bane]

p!invert @abstract path

[wise bane]

caught in 4k

[abstract path]

Yeah that's the normal one

[edgy abyss]

p!implode @abstract path

[edgy abyss]

[abstract path]

NoOoOoOoO

[edgy abyss]

p!saturate @abstract path

[edgy abyss]

eyyy

[wise bane]

p!explode @abstract path

[remote vine]

p!gmagik @eager igloo

[abstract path]

That's actually pretty cool

[edgy abyss]

[real tinsel]

p!deposit all

[foggy mantle]

You don't have any 🥞 to put into Pancorp Bank 🏦

[edgy abyss]

p!colourise @abstract path

[abstract path]

Does that even work

[edgy abyss]

I can't spell?

[hidden path]

torture

[abstract path]

P!colourize @abstract path

[edgy abyss]

p!sepia @abstract path

[wise bane]

p!saturate @hidden path

[edgy abyss]

nah, best one is saturate @abstract path

[abstract path]

Doesn't look much different.....hold on

[eager igloo]

p!saturate @eager igloo

[abstract path]

Sheeeeeesh

[wise bane]

saturate is just always cool isnt it

[edgy abyss]

p!implode @eager igloo

[edgy abyss]

mega sedge

[heady crow]

@slim osprey

[remote vine]

P!explode @eager igloo

[hidden path]

p!saturate @hidden path

[hidden path]

Piss

Also didn't see someone did it

[wise bane]

p!saturate @edgy abyss

[hidden path]

get beaned

[edgy abyss]

WHERE FACE END AND BACKROUND BEGIN?!

[wise bane]

if the red wasnt that strong it would look really cool

[hidden path]

it's all flesh

[heady crow]

p!saturate @wise bane

[heady crow]

dear god

[abstract path]

P!colourize @abstract path

[wise bane]

glowing hedgehog

[edgy abyss]

p!greyscale @edgy abyss

[heady crow]

p!birb

[abstract path]

Weird

Weird

Colourizing won't work

[edgy abyss]

p!grayscale @edgy abyss

[abstract path]

How many of these kinds of commands are there

[remote vine]

p!f @edgy abyss

[edgy abyss]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[hidden path]

p!grayscale @hidden path

[edgy abyss]

WHERE MY F's AT YA SHITS?!

[hidden path]

It's the same

fuck

[heady crow]

p!kiss @broken topaz

[foggy mantle]

Brüno [UTC+2] kisses Cori

Powered by weeb.sh

[heady crow]

YOO IT DO WORK

[abstract path]

Hmmm

[real tinsel]

p!kiss bruno

[foggy mantle]

khaytiil (CBT+4) kisses bruno

Powered by weeb.sh

[real tinsel]

who tf is bruno

p!kiss @heady crow

[foggy mantle]

khaytiil (CBT+4) kisses Brüno [UTC+2]

Powered by weeb.sh

[abstract path]

Lmao

[signal blaze]

Oh hell nah wtf is going on in brainfart

[real tinsel]

that's exactly how i'd kiss you @heady crow

[abstract path]

P!beautiful

[edgy abyss]

aww hell nah! THE WEEBS ARE COMING!

[abstract path]

No

Delete this

[remote vine]

p!gmagik @signal blaze

[real tinsel]

p!beautiful @heady crow

[signal blaze]

Gotta get tf out of brainfart man

[heady crow]

says the furry

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-morph-bodybuilder-beach-gif-20724724

[abstract path]

P!beautiful @edgy abyss

[solar obsidian]

p!slap @wise bane

[foggy mantle]

Delight72 slaps UnlootedStash

Powered by weeb.sh

[wise bane]

p!kiss @solar obsidian

[foggy mantle]

UnlootedStash kisses Delight72

Powered by weeb.sh

[edgy abyss]

fuck you and the furry degenerate community! I'M A SCALIE!

[hidden path]

p!gmagik @hidden path

[wise bane]

best counter, get slaped, counter with kiss

[solar obsidian]

[wise bane]

p!saturate @solar obsidian

[solar obsidian]

satan

[heady crow]

if you need to make the distinction it doesent really help your case

[wise bane]

p!invert @heady crow

[remote vine]

p!gmagik @solar obsidian

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-joke-ranier-wolfcastle-mc-bain-the-simpsons-stand-up-comedy-gif-4372917

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jadeyanh-vylerria-smoke-hot-twitch-gif-24370445

[wise bane]

never seen something that hot

[real tinsel]

she'll hurt your innocent ass

[heady crow]

5 whats to one pog

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gif-24576101

what about now

[wise bane]

ill want it

man i already sound like maja

[real tinsel]

who tf is maja

[uncut obsidian]

the infection is spreading

[hidden path]

back to other cat

[solar obsidian]

[remote vine]

p!illegal tondiru

[uncut obsidian]

@pastel quartz show him your inner side

[wise bane]

p!saturate @pastel quartz

[uncut obsidian]

CAT CHAT

CAT CHAT

[wise bane]

oh thats a new pic

[hidden path]

I like women who will hurt me

[signal blaze]

Cute

[wise bane]

p!invert @pastel quartz

[real tinsel]

if she has no potential to kill me, i'm not interested

[wise bane]

devil

[remote vine]

p!implode maja

[hidden path]

me

[wise bane]

p!saturate @hidden path

[hidden path]

thought about buying one just cause it makes sleeping on the side more comfortable

[remote vine]

p!explode maja

[remote vine]

lame

[signal blaze]

Me

[wise bane]

@ionic hatch

[signal blaze]

[remote vine]

Buy one but instead of anime put a gun pic on it

[hidden path]

I don't think these pillows are long enough for a Fal

[wise bane]

put your cats on it

[heady crow]

dont put your cats on them

[edgy abyss]

p!roast @heady crow

[foggy mantle]

@heady crow, There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!

[hidden path]

My cats already sleep on my bed

[remote vine]

This is a roast?

[real tinsel]

@heady crow finally ate the uranium

[hidden path]

my black cat usually sleeps against my legs

[real tinsel]

good job @heady crow 👍

[heady crow]

true but are they on your pillows

[heady crow]

i wish

[heady crow]

rn cutting and it sucks ass

[hidden path]

I'll put you on my pillow