#🎪bruh-fart
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Wait, luftwaffe 194_6_?
Thrustmaster II is supposedly great
A what if comic series about if WWII continued
love the hurricane
Nah I want to get an F-18E Joystick
oh.
@ionic hatch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W92GWYx4FTU
Only thing I got is Xbone controller so, I'm used to playing Elite Dangerous with only controller with all functions mapped on it but still.
last time I bought a joystick half its buttons weren't working
I returned it at the shop and got another one, identical model... and the other half of its buttons weren't working 
stop your going to make me cry
watch out we got a badass over here
Cant play IL-2 with an xbox controller
you can play tanks with mouse and keyboard tho
also HOLY FUCK ITS 12 AM I GOTTA WAKE UP AT 5 TOMORROW
That's sadge
Set the alarm for 4
a mirmir
I remember playing flight sims on PC and it came with a printed diagram showing all keybinds
goodnight brainshitters
And It was 360 controller, I'm still alive doing all that manual flying shit with that dank controller
there was nearly one function for every single key
goodnight glowie
I still have my 360 controller, but I only play action-adventures on it, and soulslikes
also i was thinking of getting into GCS world but the setup for it to work properly looks mad expensive
I told you
🙏
I mean this was fiiine
Reason I called it dank because how heavy it is and analogs be getting bad too soon.
I miss playing Elite Dangerous, but it's such a boring game most of the time
Then I used DS4 and now XBone
My left analog is starting to drift, and my RB is failing
i feel that one

bruh
you have 10x more hours than I do
and I already hit the "it's boring" part

Never fought or seen Thargoids, never dabbled in Engineering or Powerplay
well i played it at a time when it still had regular updates
and the story was going on
oh it's got some story going on now
also abused the ever living shit out of void opals
thargoids are actively invading the bubble and attacking stations
same... and low temperature diamonds
I just did space trucking and exploration on my own visiting some planets, going down, just chilling while doing some photography
I bought a Cutter and was grinding creds to get the Federal Corvette but zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/633724042
@queen finch this cracked me up good shit
also the fps but i guess thats just arma things
Ah yes, Arma 3
ye it's just an average Arma 3 video
i had this as a ring tone for a while
Is elite dangerous worth it
no
I'd rather try Star Citizen than go back to ED

real



oh look, CAncerS



I was thinking of making YouTube videos but man I hate editing

don't edit
i guess everyone does
oh yeah
War Thunder Naval
upload the raw files onto youtube 
Yuh
legit what i used to do
weren't you going to sleep you dumbass giant
Uploading 30 minutes of silence is peak gameplay
tysm Madirex
people make money with worse content
True
Yall forget I don't have a voice to make it entertaining
use a TTS

My tts lags behind
@ionic hatchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isl0jD8LVsY
This was Recorded on the Finnish Virtual Pilots server
just go overboard with editing
and make gun cam footage
Why you don't have a voice?
she mute
What if you had a voice tho?
I'd be racist

Kinda based
gamma players when stalker 2 doesn't require you to dismantle guns and have 500+ different parts in your stash in varying conditions that you have to sift through and manage in order to fix one gun
I'm going fr to sleep now
Goodsleep
I gotta draw and search for a new tts tomorrow
anyways imma sleep, night
a what?
Text to speech program
New meth
you horny fuck
Retard


@ionic hatch go to sleep you gonna regret this tomorrow morning 
Drives forklifts
Works in construction
Gyms
Uses tts
Federal Agent
But?
nono its common knowledge
Butt
huh?
E
But uh
c'mon dont be shy
Thats no woman


His Name is Billy and he works for the CIA

Understandable
have you tried un-plugging and connecting your microphone again?
||am sorry, pls forgive 💙||


p!invert 920429943102521385
sleepy time bye brainfart
Why invert it again lmao
for the lolz
Lol
Real

Very good sleep
p!invert @upbeat bobcat

Holy shit that's so good
does he say "it's Pricin' time"?
Yeah then he stopped the nuclear warhead and everyone wept 👏🥲
!1984
yes I love bad quality audio
who cares about technological advancements, am I right?
I mean
judge judy
the bad quality audio was achieved by using technological advancements

I don't even know what lofi is as a distinction.
yeah I know how this dumbassery works
Take care yall, gonna do a lil slep
it's like people using premiere plugins to give videos that VHS vibe
that ends up looking absolutely wrong and nothing like an actual VHS tape

Lofi as in music
low fidelity
basically they emulate low quality audio from old cassette tapes and/or radios
Some motherfuckers are mad enough to run it through an actual VCR and rerecord it back onto a digital format. That shit is a pain in the ass however.
I've heard it described the technology to do it is janky and from what I've heard strangly expensive and particular.
just like what I mentioned about videos with the "old timey" VHS effect, you can see which ones were made with some effort and which ones were just lazy people downloading crappy premade effect plugins

@plucky void You! Yes you. You seem experienced, where can I find a stalker wife?
oki thx!
not sure if you're talking about a woman who likes STALKER or an actual... stalker
either way, no clue
I never met any women who enjoy the game
I mean there's tomboy... but wouldn't say that she would like an opossum
I have no idea if Alice actually likes STALKER
being in this server doesn't mean much
I haven't played gamma in a month
especially for ppl who frequent brainfart more than any other channel
SOME DESERT I USED TO KNOW
u can use the song if u want just credit me in the description
mod: https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/74469?tab=files
Channel Membership:
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Not smoking for 10 years doesn't make you less of a smoking addict
... actually, it does 
I may be stoopid then
True
maybe
Agreed
Well i mean
Do I sniff a Girl-friend?
You can say so
This has to be a discord persona with a team of federal agents monitoring stalker players
Lmao
and I refuse to believe otherwise
Well either way can I put like a poster on a announcements wall that an local Oposs is looking for someone special @plucky void?
Believe me E-dating is a big mistake
A pipebomb to your mailbox is incoming!

Hi sleepy I'm in county jail
I would be, soon, probably
Bring them on
@wind forum you are a cat... yes?
and on that ball wrinkling note I'm out of here
Yes
guy acting like women who play STALKER is a common thing
because it isn't
wait that response was off
i have never seen a girl who plays stalker
oh shit i didn't even met a woman in my life
ERP in #931238326172794881 
there's no rules against that? 
Military moment
literally the military
i must be missing some screws but i dont understand how people enjoy that rp chat
you aren't the only one
roleplay is not for everyone lil bro
who you callin "lil" 
I like doing rp from time to time, but that’s a little much for me
bro
i love larping
but not erp
Larping is great
i enjoy RP, just not the text one
everyone should try Larping at least once
I do it in Mordhau, is fun
Poor
Mordhau is closest equivalent
i mean larping is just not in real life
i dont have anything against rp, its just that i dont understand the joy of it
you can larp in games too
Something something people with overactive imaginations enjoying themselves
yeah maybe
well it does become rather... weird when it crosses a few specific lines (ie sex)
ERP is weird
especially when its a stranger online
Eh, just depends how comfortable you are with the internet I suppose
there's no comfort when it comes to internet
it's all red flags, weirdness and cringe
yes
this is a based thought that should be teached to all people
let me correct myself based opinion
lmao clown
What's My Name? Dunkaccino!
Kids from Seven to Seventeeno, all lining up for my Dunkaccino!
game awardssss
p!warn @fiery nacelle stop with the nsfw shit
@fiery nacelle has been warned.
@uncut obsidian would you like an opossum?
sure
posossum
More animal posting lets gooo
Someone is watching the TGA
Opossums are great for the mind and soul
Why is it the only two moods you see possums in is Dazed and Confused Crackhead, and Hyperagressive Crackhead
One game
PUBG still trying to claw for relevancy by making grubhub skins.
DEATH STRANDING 2
DEATH STRANDING 2
DEATH STRANDING 2
Called it 100 years ago
It was obvious
And I still need to finish the first one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMZxehxMvHU only reason game awards still happens
crazed streamer fights copyright claims with his own studio orchestra
i made jerma sing using the "aa ee oo" samples as well: https://youtu.be/iqP3vCAylFY
Audiojungle
XIV bros
Looks like TLOU Typeset, recognize it from playing the shite out of those games
Yes
Literally two message down I say TLOU 1
I know you did, I just wanted to say it again to spite you

p!infractions @swift scarab
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The shopping list of warns and mutes grows ever larger
Also, Mafia 3 isn’t too bad so far
My mum got a new dog and I sound like a teenage girl rn
@grizzled meadow Just curious, does the server have an automod that bans after a certain amount of warns/mutes is reached
What kinda dog
Idk
Nah I don't think so
Like a toy poodle cross with smth else
Big, small, fat, etc
Yes
If you are a girl then no if you are a man that can change
I am a man
alright then i will react to your memes
Based
woah 
I have a need
megumin is 14 years old
and does look as such
try aqua instead
aqua is a water type pokemon
very wet very often
I don't believe it
That's just vaporeon with extra steps
though i do believe that drawn pictures and animated characters dont actually break law, is sus nonetheless
for dest
though for kazuma, legal in my country for anyone within 2 years to do anything so
one day over that 2 year limit though, and you done
woo space marine 2 
When's it coming out
post tomboy instead
or muscular women
both is good
eh
man those are horrible patches for larping
didn't see them tell anything
not wrong!
Wym they're the best for larping
Yes. 
pic goes hard
hard
I got a good one for you
Ready?
Do it
😂
😎
Lmao imagine waking up more than once in the middle of the night
based
Literally an Elden Ring meme thanks to the video game awards
LORE LORE LORE
BACKSTORY DROP
Lol
God of War copium
The individual who interrupted our Game of the Year moment has been arrested.
24153
6209
He means promoted
interrupted
at the end of the stream?
after miyazaki gave his speech?
idk man I think he made it the most memorable GOTY in recent times
You can bet your ass he's gonna get invited to appear on the next TGA
AMAZING, LMFAO
Apparently a guy with a racist name won a steam deck
Uhhh I don’t wanna post it
yeah I saw one
they blocked milf hunter
Blaster90000
Dm me
Yeah
Sent
Gamerwordblaster9000
that sounds...kinda like repression idk man
Yeahhhhh
What's the name
Gamerwordblaster9000
Uh I’ll dm you
now they're just bros kissing
its the game awards
I mean
who would've expected any less
"Gamer word" we know what it is because we're all cultured chads
but the dumb idiot who picked that name probably had a r/whoosh moment
u said that in the lamest way possible
intentionally
oh
sowwi im silly
Are you referencing RELIGION??????
man they arrested the kid, this is comedy gold
and mark my words, I'm gonna say it again:
The individual who interrupted our Game of the Year moment has been arrested.
58760
13518
they took him
He's gonna get invited to appear at TGA 2023
And this....man who said the uhhh...gamer word won't last a second. They'll eat em alive. You watch.
fuck
INJUSTICE
God what a fucking icon
That hair tho
legendary hair
He just blended in with them, they didn't even notice
He ecen patted one of em on the back
Pretty amazing
he was definitely on drugs
Too
Clearly the good stuff
that guy came on stage and went "id like to thank my very special reformed rabbi, bill clinton"
you're such a sad fella
based
reformed orthodox rabbi
are u here?
Don't tell me you believe they picked that name intentionally for the vine
He was so confident in his stride nobody noticed
that would be sad 
Cropped hentai avatar....
Of my ENEMy
Enough unsheathes katana
if i'd want hentai- it'd be full out ahegao with a cock
Shalom
I will end this now
That was quick geez
No you wont
replied to the wrong message lul
teh voices are here
shut up who cares if half my fridge is hard cider
moonshine is way better
I can't drink hard liquor anymore man
weak ass liver 
Lots of cock shame on thst stage tho
i thought it'd be something funny
Mostly used for press and marketing. No meat in em
And always have been even during the magazine era
They don't make a lot of money either they are nonprofit and don't pull any revenue
They can't afford a big boy event tech package (I used to sell them and they don't make enough to be considered a target account)
Whats all this about the game awards
Some kid is about to get Killeried
Oh…..so the usual
remember when diablo immortal was revealed and some guy asked "is this an early april fools joke?" holy shit that was gold
They will execute him backstage in cold blood
Hillary rushing to make the kids death look like self delete
They can't he's only got a misdemeanor and a fine for trespassing at worst
Exactly…..PUNISHABLE BY THE GAMER PENALTY
Plus he could have done some really bad shit up there and it would be absolute shit press to take him over the coals. They'll let him walk
yeah imagine if he attacked miyazaki or something 💀
in a sense, he did say several gamer words
“Micro transactions “
Where's the vietnamese dude i need an opinion
instantly became a meme, his speech is gonna be part of the gamer words from now on
welcome to the rice fields motherf
Just hope she dont get napalmed
I rate him about as high as the out of season April fools man
it's a she?
Heroes.
Idk the vietnamese are confusing
Fucking lol
"atraides" wat
Taking otrivin before going out into the cold was such a bad idea
Never read Dune, huh?
he looks like young boba fett lmao
LMAO RIGHT
Empire
Did you tag me @pastel quartz
mhm
I was getting a haircut
Extending Dota 2 hero portraits using OpenAI
what am i supposed to do in tutorial
they're telling me to find someone- in the village, people im supposed to kill but theres nobody here
It’s been a hot minute since I played it I forgot how the tutorial went
I think you go and talk to the village chief or something and recruit some dudes
awie- what are thse arrows on my screen, can i turn them off?
i did that arleady, now im supposed to look around the village
alt doesnt show anythigng
Do those arrow appear all the time or just when you are moving the camera
There should be a way to turn them off iirc
theres always an arrow on screen, they change when i move the camera, what does it even do
Can you head over there
no like- the arrow means nothing in that way
I think you might’ve pulled up the troop command screen
the arrow indicates which way am i attacking from, swinging
Yeah, tbh I didn’t let it bother me but there should be a way to turn it off
p!explode @pastel quartz
p!implode @pastel quartz
@pastel quartz I’d open the game and see where you got stuck on but I’m outside rn. I believe if you go around the village or exit and re-enter you can find the guy for the quest

i re-entered, theres nothing new..
hold down alt, highlights major characters
alt doesn't show anything
there's only one guy, i spoke with already, and he doesnt do shit for me anymore, cant even speak with him
They’re probably further away from where everyone else is
i'm not suppose to fight with raiders for nwo, right?
hi maja
haii bb lov u
you doing great?
nyo
I might be reading this wrong but you should probably engage with some bandits near the village
p!kiss @pastel quartz
smaller parties of bandits
yeah, i think that's the whole point of it- and um.. i got osme prisoners- dunno what to do with them
keep the prisoners and sell them to a slave trader inside one of the big towns
okie!
but for now you just defeat the parties until tutorial progress
congrats to child molesters
Stray won GOTY
congrats to cats
if stray is so good where is stray 2
ARMORED CORP RELEASE
morging
Where were you when I was hyping the fuck up over Armored Core?
trailer in #╟❓general-offtopic now
this goes just as hard every time
stray sucks man
its only interesting because you play as a cat
if you were like a dude or an alien or a robot it'd be a boring adventure game
i saw two does crossing the street on my way to work today
did you run them over
no i ran after them for 5 hours until they got exhausted and i landed the killing blow
based
#🎪bruh-fart do you ever have the stomach farts?
the farts that you refuse to release from your ass so they explode inside your stomach
no?
superiority remains for @real tinsel
sounds like a personal health hazard bro
Wish I was the one who's exploding
You know, going out with a boom
no..
you mean like cumming a lot?
sounds like hes got assplode-itis
No actually but now I'm curious about that
What
like eating a lot of protein and fruits so your sperm count goes sky high, then you edge until your dick is swole and eventually you release the cum and it comes out so hard it destroys your insides
this is 99% medically accurate
i researched (some of it)
what video are you talking about
Idk bout that
I ain't no doctor but this feels like the pineapple myth
No but eating zinc supplement actually does boost sperm count
That and drinking lots of water
Yes
Yes, pour a can down the drain every day
I hate that electric bastard pokemon
Hello gork
Hello usgai
If I was gonna get banned I’d hope I would be warned first so I can be horrifically cringe before my imminent demise
I’m not banning people without reasons don’t worry 
You clearly haven’t looked at my list recently

The infraction list never ends
p!infractions @swift scarab
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Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 07/12/2022 08:47pm UTC
Reason: Aggressive and potentially polarising memes.
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Time: 08/28/2022 01:49am UTC
Reason: Don't share gifs/memes like this since it's culturally insensitive.
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Time: 09/08/2022 07:33pm UTC
Reason: no jokes on queen behalf pls
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Time: 09/09/2022 07:39am UTC
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Reason: talking back to a moderator
Epic
It’s «fine »
Honestly don’t remember if the last warn was a joke warn or not anymore lol
Some people told me they got banned after « only » 3 warnings and using the N word

I’m too lazy to use the n word
which n word
Nigerian Men of Well Known Stature
ningen?
Yeah ninja indeed
Not sure why we can’t say the g word though
i c i c
Cause some people use it for literally whatever they don’t like
Oh it’s g
And I simply hate it
yaG
Like I would say « oh this is so hetero man »
Like wtf these ppl are thinking exactly
g is banned but homosapiens is not
So that’s why its banned
I simply choose to say it anyway and then send the following screenshot

But understandable
Damn this server is so hetero
sup dutyer
time to save up my new year's cash for the new games
at least 3 games next year on my list
I only play games at least 2-3 years after they come out
stalker 2 didn't show any new trailer in game award but I'm counting that
I spent about $18 for Wolfenstein 2 and Mafia 3 out of boredom and lack of better options at my local game store
same and 2 of those are FF games
i spent 50 on Crisis Core yesterday
Never heard of it
Weird
FF7 prequel
The teacher is late and there are like 20 out of the usual 200 people in class
me when stream
I'm looking at armored core 6, ff16, stalker 2 at the very least for 2023
Square Enix can just have my money tbh
square enix is ass but I like yoshiP so I think 16 can be good
Honestly I can’t get into the FF series even if I tried
Why are there 16 of em
been digging all of squaresoft's games
understandable tbh, i just like the worldbuilding they can do
sigma grindset: release every game like it's your last
More power to you I suppose, if it’s not a super linear story for the most part I usually can’t keep up
Imagine valve making that many half lives: half life 16 Freemans constipation
Imagine valve making games
10 and 13 are mostly linear but yeah FF can get overwhelming in some games
Half life alyx 😎
not like the KH games where you need 9 different games to understand the story a bit 
Isn’t the most recent valve game that demo game for the steam deck
its ready when its ready
I don't have vr so never heard of it 
Neither do i 
pretty sure latest trailer said 2023 so I'm counting on that
As if
New time anomaly nicknamed “release date”
I know but better than no date
pineapple isn't a myth. Sperm is mainly formed from fructose and pineapple has a decent amount of fructose in it
so does apple
apple actually contains much more fructose in it than pineapple
Time to buy an iphone and consume it then?
if you want your cummies smoothy to taste nice, start eating apples
Which fruit makes it bitter 
i don't know man do your research
Your personality
i have work to do
pineapple?
Okay so i got that covered
apples are higher in fructose than pineapples
if you want your cummies smoothy to have more cummies to milk ratio, start consuming banana
it increases sperm count
and sperm density

so appplejuice?
Okay so no apples, no pineapples and no bananas……im good to go
taking notes
So you mean it will come out as a thick lad?
eat zinc and drink water for high volume boys
p!invert @narrow lotus
bananas for higher count of bitter sperm
ZINC
Youre right
Take that shit out
cum expert right here
no
if you want it to come out the thickest (like a spider web), simply stop drinking water
or decrease your water consuming count for a day to 1 cup of water
only dring applejuice
that's still water
It's literally a myth made by doctors to make you eat fruits
I will be a mencace to society, the entire town shall be covered in webs
thick applejuice
since your sperm mainly consists of water, shortage of water in your body will cause stringy sperms
They really fuckin hate us if in order to convince us to eat fruit they gotta say that shit
but also less sperm right?
yes so drink lots of water
consume a shit ton of oatmeal cooked with banana and milk, stop drinking water. Then you become spermman
and why especially cum dude? like are women not supposed to eat mor fruits
Eat sperm to get more sperm duhhh
no as long as you have the other nutrients, your body will still create sperm
more like Mr. Spidersperm
Women probs already consume more fruits than us
it changes density, taste, etc by the lack/excess of nutrients
yeah becouse the are dumb duh
THEY DO NOT COMPREHEND SPERM LIKE WE DO
good point, and dont watch too much porn lads
they dont know what it takes to be the MEN in the relationship
Wdym store it, that shit is usually created minutes before the actual evacuation
a lot of water without the other necessary nutrients will make your sperms watery
were u store it? in a jar
Just avoid dairy, red meats, and chocolate if you getting head in the next week, eat more acidic foods like lemons
bruh you can store sperm
Lemons are the true pineapples
“Getting head next week” we got a problem there chief
This is brainfart
Fuck off and die.
Jeff the cum boy joins the convo
Jeff please tell these fools the power of zinc supplements
if you want it to smell awful, start smoking
Zinc is only good for skin
And hair
true
I already take vitamin supplements with zinc cuz of covid
Best way to get zinc, is to get a galvanized bucket and throw it into a fire.
Take a bigggg whiff
Bro gonna throw his ph balance off
sweet smell
if you want to hate your self and the world, start drinking
okay so now drink water
u wanna kill the guys with low IQ in here arent you
Darwinism in action
Doing it as we speak, YOU QUESTION MY HYDRATION?!
skill issues
Mfw I put galvanized steel in the forge
The Mesias for Darwinism
(starts burning hellishly green)
Looking for that perfect demographic thats smart enough to know what I'm talking about, but stupid enough to not realize what it does.
Messiah
but only abuse the alcohol, otherwise you'll actually love the world and the people
eh sry
*Eh sorry
and, just drink alone and youll be fine
pp toucher
*Penis toucher
I heard taking 3 extra strength tylenol with your drink is a good way to prevent hangovers, you should try it.
Canadian spotted
abuse the alcohol and go to a bar/have a wife and kids
everybody will hate you in both cases
I fuckin wish man 
dont say the forbidden word
*Dont
Novel stop trying to get people to OD on metal fumes and painkillers pls
true, have to fuck some people up besides you
Brainfart subjects will do it
dipping 3 small amounts of mercury into your pure ethanol jar will make you forget everything
Make sure to catch the metal flakes that come off a grinding wheel with your tounge
Mmmm love the smell of bleach mixed with ammonia (dont thats a literal banned weapon of war)
It's the first snow of winter
if other people don't hate you what's the point of hating yourself?
Finally I have this
WHY
That radiation sure did affect you guys in some way
what do you have against gunpla
What is there not to have against it
small pp mindset
Is this a reference to the iraqi sniper videos
inorganic mercury isn't as metal as the organic mercury i think
i might be wrong but i won't check it
Drink it
don't have any
What the fuck is organic mercury
mercury that's organic
Vegan, no gmo, pollution free mercury
Y'all make shit up and act like it's real
A bullet?



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