🎪bruh-fart

[dreamy hornet]

My impression is its lame

[ionic hatch]

I do

on the freeway

[haughty radish]

Coward

[upbeat bobcat]

German freeways smh

[ionic hatch]

I'm dutch

jesus christ

[dreamy hornet]

Have you tried paintball?

[upbeat bobcat]

[ionic hatch]

yeah, I did try paintball

[haughty radish]

Eat the TBI like

[ionic hatch]

it was cringe

all you got was 50 balls for the entire duration

[real tinsel]

that question was intented for me tomboy

[dreamy hornet]

I'd say airsoft is on the same level

[ionic hatch]

I didn't know what semi auto was

[placid sail]

shhhhhh

[orchid robin]

Thats a lot of balls

[real tinsel]

are you falling for bzeek's gaslights?

[placid sail]

she accepted the fact she's a femkha

be quiet

[ionic hatch]

I gaslight myself

[orchid robin]

How is that possible

[dreamy hornet]

Self delusions are a thing

[stone blade]

hi

[orchid robin]

Oh right

Forgot about that

[real tinsel]

ivan hi

[stone blade]

hi kha

[dreamy hornet]

HIvan

[placid sail]

Self delusions are hottest stuff in town

[haughty radish]

My friends are plotting to kill me is a banger

[ionic hatch]

what the fuck is a femkha

[dreamy hornet]

You

[placid sail]

female khaaytil

you dummy

[real tinsel]

фемка

[placid sail]

I understand it's not a rifle but come on

[ionic hatch]

I only speak freedom in this part of the world

[placid sail]

sigh

[haughty radish]

Me fr

[queen forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/704303288375574619/1011024071879819324/caption.gif

[dreamy hornet]

I take it back, your forklift cert isnt that rad

[ionic hatch]

have you tried hardcore/hardstyle?

[ionic hatch]

you just earned your cringe license

mad because not forklift certified

[haughty radish]

Wha

[dreamy hornet]

Hey its the cooler tomboy

[abstract path]

Cope and seethe retard

[dreamy hornet]

Huh well

Maybe I am wrong a lot

Todays not my day

[ionic hatch]

my brother in christ thats unironically a femboy

[real tinsel]

unbelievable, crystal used the r-word

[queen forum]

<--- Forklift certified Opossum

[ionic hatch]

based

[real tinsel]

shame on you @abstract path

[placid sail]

back to your bed now

[abstract path]

Damn

[placid sail]

no coca-cola and fortnite till weekend

[orchid robin]

So we got a tomboy and a femboy? This chat is awesome

[abstract path]

But i had cola just today

[dreamy hornet]

Aight well I'mma go back to machining parts

[ionic hatch]

corpo slave moment

[abstract path]

Real

[haughty radish]

We all are dummy

[dreamy hornet]

Its that or homeless

[real tinsel]

good chat #🎪bruh-fart, i'll be mordhauing now

[ionic hatch]

what parts are you even machining

[real tinsel]

goodbye 👋

[haughty radish]

Global capitalism moment

[heady crow]

hop on frenchcore when
https://on.soundcloud.com/TTkcC

[dreamy hornet]

Aviation safety failsafes

[ionic hatch]

what like the computers?

[dreamy hornet]

missile bits... some I do not even know

[ionic hatch]

wait, which military industrial company do you work for?

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-herrington-wake-up-solder-wake-up-gachi-gachimuchi-tf2-gif-24940428

[ionic hatch]

Raytheon?

[placid sail]

lmao

the switch

[ionic hatch]

Lockheed Martin?

[orchid robin]

Pepsi?

[placid sail]

your chance to be based, Joey

[dreamy hornet]

Think fuses for the small charges that make an ejection from a helicopter not a military grade food processor

The blades need to rocket out

No pressure or anything

[ionic hatch]

civilian?

[dreamy hornet]

Ray is going to the shitter

[ionic hatch]

well yeah all of them are

[dreamy hornet]

Do not invest in them

[ionic hatch]

Except lockheed martin

[haughty radish]

Good

[orchid robin]

Ejection? From a helicopter?

[dreamy hornet]

Mhm, pilot still goes up

[ionic hatch]

General Dynamics and Lockheed martin are swimming in cash, god I fucking love Lockheed Martin

[upbeat bobcat]

Ejaculation

[queen forum]

Me watching people talk and not knowing what to say:

[dreamy hornet]

The other contract is with some 3 letter acronym I dont recognize

[orchid robin]

Just keep being the opossum person, its worked so far

[real tinsel]

you can play mordhau with me

[orchid robin]

C I A?

[ionic hatch]

its time for your helicopter ride

[ionic hatch]

JOEY IS A FED

3 LETER AGENT GLOW SO BRIGHT

[real tinsel]

you should play mordhau with me

[queen forum]

I don't have it

[real tinsel]

buy it

[orchid robin]

Well ig thats a good way to go

[ionic hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/glow-in-the-dark-stick-man-glowing-walk-walking-gif-17406626

[dreamy hornet]

I been telling everyone I make the fed dollah

[queen forum]

no enough moni

[ionic hatch]

you are a disgrace

[dreamy hornet]

I cant even smoke the herb

[upbeat bobcat]

Can you open up a lobby and send invites here like DRG?

[ionic hatch]

I can

[real tinsel]

let me see

[dreamy hornet]

Tbf it doesnt do much for me

[ionic hatch]

actual skill issue

[dreamy hornet]

More like autism spectrum

[ionic hatch]

same thing

[queen forum]

even if I would I would have money I wouldn't buy it really... (I played it and got quite bored)

[dreamy hornet]

I'm sure its a factor
And brain damage probably

But what can you do

[ionic hatch]

just use the spear bro

[half hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/хук-сталкер-сахаров-gif-23963854

[real tinsel]

no the option doesn't pop out

[real tinsel]

maul best gun in the game

spear for people who require viagra to get it up

[queen forum]

How about I'll use my forklift?

https://tenor.com/view/forklift-fail-mondays-be-like-gif-8047552

[haughty radish]

Nitro V Tomboy forklift jousting

Winner gets the other ones forklift certification

[placid sail]

possum forklifter makes so much sense

[real tinsel]

why would you want 2 forklift certs

get an excavator cert, they're cooler than forklifts too

[haughty radish]

You can craft two forklift certs into an excavator cert

[placid sail]

crane

that's the big mone

[real tinsel]

i prefer things that are grounded

[placid sail]

that's why you get no bitches

yee yee ass hair cut, too

[haughty radish]

Im scared of heights :(

[real tinsel]

[placid sail]

you can face your fears AND make a pretty penny

don't be a wuss

[heady crow]

homie what haircut

brother over here is balder than anything

[placid sail]

he is no longer bald (allegedly)

[heady crow]

???

[placid sail]

fake news, I say

[heady crow]

i dont believe that

[real tinsel]

yes i have approximately 3 centimeters long hair

[haughty radish]

Imagine losing hair

Cant be me

[real tinsel]

could be me in the future

but i have all my hair for now (i counted)

[real tinsel]

i wish

hair is a pain in the ass i hate it

[haughty radish]

Pretty tho

[real tinsel]

pretty for OTHER PEOPLE

not me

i like myself and my women/men bald

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/benny-fallout-fallout-new-vegas-what-in-the-goddamn-confusion-gif-24924085

[haughty radish]

Im sure you look nice

[upbeat bobcat]

Someone gets it

[real tinsel]

i do look nice. I meant that it looks nice to other people, not me

i prefer bald

[upbeat bobcat]

Bald and bold

[ionic hatch]

then do it

[dreamy hornet]

Bumpin uglies like a pool table in session

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/hair-club-hair-restoration-hair-plugs-before-after-gif-16154189

[solar obsidian]

bald + trimmed beard looks nice tho

[queen forum]

On my way ma'am!

[ionic hatch]

need me a man who looks like this ngl

[upbeat bobcat]

I'd say literally me and some here saw my pic but eh

I don't really like playing with my hair that much

[heady crow]

so mayor basically?

[dreamy hornet]

Bet falco looks like that

[ionic hatch]

mayor?

[upbeat bobcat]

[heady crow]

@upbeat bobcat

[ionic hatch]

OH SHIT NEW YUNKER VIDEO THIS FRIDAY

[dreamy hornet]

yunker...?

[heady crow]

juncker

[upbeat bobcat]

Y'all keep calling me by the og nickname and people doesn't get who I am

[ionic hatch]

el yunker

[heady crow]

they dont know

[upbeat bobcat]

Eheh

[heady crow]

you will always be mayor to me

[upbeat bobcat]

It's fine really

Maybe I'll find something fun to change back

[queen forum]

Oh shoot! I know one norwegian viking friend who looks exactly like that!
I do believe he also got morthau... hmm

[placid sail]

*mayo

[heady crow]

@placid sail

[upbeat bobcat]

Hey now, anyone can call me whatever they like

I don't really mind

[placid sail]

sure thing, mayo

[ionic hatch]

ITS DRIP OR DROWN BEARMAN

[dreamy hornet]

I guess its a thing for the kids

[placid sail]

judging by her pretty singular tastes, it's definitely something military/masculine

[dreamy hornet]

Huh

[placid sail]

yup

checks out

[dreamy hornet]

Well she likes airsoft so I guess I shouldnt be surprised

[ionic hatch]

airsoft? when the fuck did I say that

[dreamy hornet]

Idk some shit about helmets

[placid sail]

that lass is manning up for the sake of the whole brainfart

so we all can be cute and into femboys and wear skirts and stuff

[ionic hatch]

[placid sail]

equivalent exchange, so to say

[dreamy hornet]

The femboys are nicer anyway

Well, maybe my opinion of crystal has changed

[upbeat bobcat]

Wish I could

[dreamy hornet]

Der rock

[placid sail]

I mean, I'm pretty bland in that regard, too

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-spn-dean-dean-winchester-sam-gif-16140336

[ionic hatch]

dude how many fucking times are you gonna change your opinion in the span of an hour

[dreamy hornet]

Per person? At least once

[ionic hatch]

you are literally a reddittor

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-moment-gif-23662196

[dreamy hornet]

Uh huh...

[placid sail]

judging femboys by crystal would be a poor choice

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-cringe-reddit-cringe-reddit-watermark-redditor-gif-23561717

[placid sail]

or judging anything by crystal, really

[dreamy hornet]

Thats why I specified

[placid sail]

not that crystal is that bad

[dreamy hornet]

Usually theyre pretty nice

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-patrick-bateman-willem-dafoe-nod-nodding-gif-25124650

[placid sail]

it's just he/she/it/they/what changes completely every hour or so

[dreamy hornet]

I mean everyone under 25 is still in early access

[ionic hatch]

you should've rephrased that

you honestly should've

[broken topaz]

Early access

[heady crow]

corii!! Heyy!! :3

[upbeat bobcat]

Crystal will always have spot in my heart because never said I'm rude to him or anything

[broken topaz]

BRÜNO HEEEYY HAAAIIII

[dreamy hornet]

I said what I said

[placid sail]

it was fine before you've said it and now I saw it too

[heady crow]

whatsuuppp

[dreamy hornet]

You two are so wholesome together

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[broken topaz]

im playing divinity original sin 2 with a friend of mine

[broken topaz]

We always play it on wednesday evenings

:3

[ionic hatch]

certain individuals on a bird app have said this exact thing

[heady crow]

ahh dos2 nice

[dreamy hornet]

Are you gonna betray them

[broken topaz]

little playdate

[heady crow]

what build you going for?

[broken topaz]

well I control 2 characters, a melee warfare character

and a geo/pyro mage

[heady crow]

ahh not playing chad duo lone wolf

[broken topaz]

Its the first time i play this game

[heady crow]

ah right

[broken topaz]

and I am not experienced in RPGs

[heady crow]

in that case yeah kek

[ionic hatch]

cori when are you adding me on steam

[broken topaz]

I sent you a request

i think

[ionic hatch]

steam didn't pop it up

I saw it now

[broken topaz]

[ionic hatch]

ayo you play warthunder?

[broken topaz]

i dabble

here and there

[ionic hatch]

join me and bruno in some seal clubbing

[ivory palm]

Yes

Feed the snail

[heady crow]

that does remind me that i should continue my own dos2 run. Usually play a single save for like 30 hours with a full group and give up

[ionic hatch]

bruno tomorrow you are getting to 4.0

[heady crow]

yes mam

[broken topaz]

My friend and i have been playing for 54 hours or so so far

but we really take our time

[ionic hatch]

bruno and me on our way to clubber some seals

[heady crow]

what map you on rn?

[ionic hatch]

I have invested 3K hours on 2 different accounts so far

[dreamy hornet]

Well I hope everyone has a good one

[heady crow]

cyya joeyy

[broken topaz]

we're on reapers coast

[heady crow]

54 hours in and still on reapers coast damn

well granted it is the largest mfer out of them all

[broken topaz]

we take our time

[queen forum]

WorThungger

[orchid robin]

Warthonger

[queen forum]

https://tenor.com/view/friend-war-thunder-war-thunder-war-thunder-friend-gif-25844324

[ionic hatch]

me omw putting anime skins on my tanks to anger the tank purists

[hasty dove]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fMiwpuXGqm0

[queen forum]

<---Opossum doesnt actually play werhunger

[orchid robin]

Keep it that way for your own good

[heady crow]

apparently my friend already got mig-27k wtf

[ionic hatch]

considering of maining america for the planes

or I can just play some ace combat

[upbeat bobcat]

If any of y'all playing Raid shadow legends, heres a code from Prime Gaming

2PRGMXOHUS7

[solar obsidian]

banger

[wise bane]

U mean me and bruno? Always mention your self first to be a chad

[ionic hatch]

no I have to be able with friends

[orchid robin]

[wise bane]

Hello pp toucher

[ionic hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990298651291164762/1050133094914588672/trim.2F417955-939D-4775-89D5-39CDEC3C00FC.mov

[upbeat bobcat]

[ionic hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907967315755286538/1050058458847793203/20221207_083700.jpg

[orchid robin]

Hello gaslighter

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[wise bane]

I didnt do anything men, it was all you

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-herrington-billy-herrington-gachi-gachimuchi-gif-22918799

[orchid robin]

Still with the gaslighting smh

[mellow beacon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398239113649848331/1030564801413382194/VID_20220911_211419_569.mp4

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow new emote dropped

[queen forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/962582693357428797/1049070193424474142/rude.mp4

[queen forum]

https://tenor.com/view/penis-jerma-caption-epic-meme-gif-18456374

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/951576630856417280.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[grizzled meadow]

@uncut obsidian make it happen

[solar obsidian]

yes please, @uncut obsidian

[mellow beacon]

Nice

[ionic hatch]

someone just introduced me to gacha life

I fucking hate it

I honestly fucking do

[orchid robin]

You poor soul

[slim osprey]

[grizzled meadow]

This shit is amazing

I can't stop laughing

[slim osprey]

It really is

[grizzled meadow]

"The gods of machu pichu, they abandoned me" for everyone else so you can laugh with me

[ionic hatch]

cratos

[orchid robin]

Fun fact

Kratos in greek just means State

[ionic hatch]

[orchid robin]

Or country, it has 2 meanings

So all this time we were playing as the state

Is it normal that for some reason my arma settings keep setting themselves to high and ultra

[slim osprey]

All this time GoW was about the state ending life

Can't believe they went woke

[slim osprey]

Smh

[pastel quartz]

??

[orchid robin]

That image makes no sense

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hipD-IeUQC4 @heady crow hardest scene in cinema ever

[upbeat bobcat]

a lil peek

[ionic hatch]

Going to ask the real question now

Are you a pajama enjoyer or fuck it we ball

[abstract path]

Fuck it we ball

My bf wears pjamas tho

[ionic hatch]

[orchid robin]

Everyone can agree tho

Summer is sleep in underwear season

[eager igloo]

Why would you wear anything in bed

What's the point

[abstract path]

Think about it

Bedbugs bite

[orchid robin]

Extra heat

[abstract path]

That's kinda a hot take

[eager igloo]

I have a blanket for that

[orchid robin]

Yeah but, blanket plus clothes equals more warmth

[eager igloo]

Blanket + other blanket

[slim osprey]

Fuck it we ball

Can't stand the feeling of any clothes while trying to sleep

[orchid robin]

What

[real tinsel]

@placid sail i've got you a riddle

if i did not eat egg, why my fart smell like egg?

[orchid robin]

You cant just keep stacking blankets

[eager igloo]

Yes I can

Also I never needed more that 2

[placid sail]

because your diet can make a dietologist shit themselves

[real tinsel]

@placid sail riddle me this

why my poo sometimes come out green

[placid sail]

disrupted digestion process, poor quality of food... rampant growth of pathologic gut bacterias, and voila

mustard gasses for everyone

[abstract path]

The military will enjoy this

[placid sail]

and a stool that looks like an artefact

[real tinsel]

i am germany's third world war secret weapon

i am become death, the destroyer of worlds

[abstract path]

Yes you are

Cute to that

[eager igloo]

Are you calling him cute just as he described himself as a chemical weapon

[orchid robin]

Chemical weapons are so cute

Agent orange

[abstract path]

A cute chemical weapon

Yes

Precisely

[ionic hatch]

Every season is this

[real tinsel]

they're literally me fr

[orchid robin]

Im gonna stick to clothes for the winter

[lusty sonnet]

or, you know, strength as it's not based in modern Greece

[orchid robin]

I did not bother learning ancient greek in school cuz i fuckin hated it

[real tinsel]

i don't like the feeling of being naked

my ex would force me to sleep clothless though

[lusty sonnet]

then you are both wrong and correct

[stone blade]

@real tinsel ❤️

[orchid robin]

Legit i get it being a university level lesson but in fuckin middle school and high school? No teenager is gonna bother learning that shit

[lusty sonnet]

Shame tbh

[real tinsel]

@stone blade ❤️‍🔥

[stone blade]

same khatyl

[real tinsel]

my teenager ass didn't even bother to learn english in school

[stone blade]

how are you khatyl

[real tinsel]

i am unfortunately alive today @stone blade

[orchid robin]

I can tell you that even the classmates i had who were “good” at it, forgot it the moment they graduated

[real tinsel]

how are you @stone blade

[stone blade]

@real tinsel I am very good khatyl

[lusty sonnet]

You dont need to tell me

[stone blade]

mood same

[hidden path]

I'm gonna buy a massive plushie and sleep with it

Not in the bad way

[haughty radish]

People wear pjs?

[placid sail]

man I can't get over how nice of a tune it is

[haughty radish]

I dont really get to talk since every season is summer here but underwear is king

[real tinsel]

bzeek are you becoming one of me?

khazeek

[orchid robin]

5foot tall mareep

[reef anchor]

How to make your car a Piñata during an accident

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/my-descent-into-madness-is-complete-madness-going-insane-insanity-mental-gif-22579930

[placid sail]

hasbik

[real tinsel]

https://imgur.com/kCkAThO

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/has-hasbulla-hasbi-hello-there-gif-25374924

[reef anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/983445687431737446/1050178864787234826/e65.jpg

[real tinsel]

how does that even work

khaytiil, bz11k

where did you get s

[orchid robin]

He got it, thats it

[placid sail]

what this guy said

for a schizo, you're surprisingly orderly sometimes, kha

well

claimed schizo, really

cos to this day, I still think that's not your diagnosis at all

[orchid robin]

You think sociopath?

[placid sail]

what? no

that's a different thing completely

[orchid robin]

Yeah no shit

[real tinsel]

my therapist only said i have depression and possibly bipolar

but i decided i don't have either and only schizophrenia

[orchid robin]

Did the therapist disappear when you took your meds

[real tinsel]

my body my rules bzeek

[placid sail]

you're the dumbest bitch in all of Azerbaijan

and simultaneosly one of the smartest, too

which is ironic and weird, I know

[real tinsel]

no i refuse to take meds

[placid sail]

yeah he has a phobia for drugs

[orchid robin]

Damn, we wont be able to sneak estrogen pills into this one

[real tinsel]

i don't even take that flu pill when i'm dying from flu

[orchid robin]

What flu pill

[real tinsel]

i don't remember its name

[solar obsidian]

fever pill? like ibuprofen

[uncut obsidian]

[orchid robin]

Cocaine?

[solar obsidian]

thank you Madirex

[grizzled meadow]

[solar obsidian]

hes literally me

[grizzled meadow]

Ahahahahahahahahaha

[real tinsel]

paracetamol

[grizzled meadow]

This will make Aldo furious

Ah no it's not Patrick Bateman

[uncut obsidian]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

Finally

Patches

[orchid robin]

@uncut obsidian patrick bateman next

[uncut obsidian]

I added all of them using my phone

[solar obsidian]

its bad for your liver, but i gotta say its better to use it than to feel dead from the fever

[orchid robin]

Ayo where is unisg

[real tinsel]

i prefer feeling dead from the fever

[uncut obsidian]

Send me their patch photo

I couldn't find it

[solar obsidian]

hows your apetite?

[orchid robin]

Give me maybe 2 hours

[real tinsel]

okayish

[placid sail]

ironically, unless the fewer is really bad, or the temperature is critical, that's not a bad idea

because you know

[orchid robin]

@uncut obsidian

[placid sail]

it's the body amping up the temperature, not the infection, you know

it's one of the many tools to kill the invaders

so sometimes it's best to let the body run its course

[grizzled meadow]

@uncut obsidian it's either this or the one in the RP thread

[solar obsidian]

of course

[real tinsel]

yes

that is definitely the reason i don't take paracetamol

[orchid robin]

The rp thread?

[placid sail]

but! if you feel really shitty, or the temperature is really bad, you should take the drug, khaaytil

do it, khaaytil

femboy pipeline waits

swallow the fucking pill.

[real tinsel]

no

i do actually take glycine because it seems like a trustworthy pill

i don't trust other pills

or liquid medicines

[orchid robin]

Take the estrogen

[real tinsel]

take the cyanide

[orchid robin]

Already did

[uncut obsidian]

Found it

Is it the right one

[orchid robin]

I literally sent you a perfect photo of it

[orchid robin]

Yes, yes it is

[placid sail]

ironic

[solar obsidian]

liquid medicines are better than pills imo

[orchid robin]

Always have been

[uncut obsidian]

The quality of yours is dogshit

4k ultra hd

[solar obsidian]

lmao

[orchid robin]

……………..

[solar obsidian]

destroyed

[real tinsel]

you can literally achieve this by putting it into photoshop as smart object and changing the size from "Image>Image Size"

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/jason-momoa-chair-popcorn-time-ready-to-party-dis-gon-be-good-gif-24174564

[solar obsidian]

i love this opposum thats using discord

[orchid robin]

Discosum, oppocord

[solar obsidian]

someone help, @orchid robin is having a stroke

[somber warren]

Bro, i remember giving my homie my blank gun, i told him to fill the mag himself bc i can't be bothered. He fucking did exactly this. he was like: it jammed i don't know what happened. i had to take out the letherman and try to fucking get the Round out of there. Fucking idiot

[queen forum]

@solar obsidian Be friend me?

[uncut obsidian]

Ok but there's no photoshop mobile

[solar obsidian]

i'll be your friend, cute possum.
have a treat 🥐

[queen forum]

yes

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/966872533213261864/1046977899699372132/b8Q1WNUN_9U.jpg

[hasty dove]

https://fxtwitter.com/buttplugio/status/1600018241274793984?s=20&t=yGrFbevde62mx6UTJcPa6g

[glad carbon]

[queen forum]

[hasty dove]

https://youtu.be/HsZv3iYhxc4

[solar obsidian]

[queen forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/354307275961270283/1050154998035644507/ecde5862bbb05508adea7877a619f86a4a472006c3e4b363f7e720d8915dc037_1.mp4

[woeful lance]

i am retarded but at least i can say I've never loaded my mags backwards

[somber warren]

it was his first time tho, but hey. I asked him if he knows how to do it

he said: yes of course i am not retarded

well that didn't age well

[orchid robin]

turns out he was

[somber warren]

i didn't even know the rounds fit in backwards

but they do

and it was a fucking pain to get it out again

[woeful lance]

https://tenor.com/view/demoman-heavy-scout-medic-tf2-gif-19939221

[abstract path]

That's what a retarded person would say

[solar obsidian]

good thing im not retarded, hah

[orchid robin]

same here

[abstract path]

That is also what a retarded person would say, the irony

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-gif-23094605

@orchid robin

[orchid robin]

the bait sure is nice today

[solar obsidian]

p!fish crystal

[foggy mantle]

@solar obsidian, casted out a line... You caught a Common Lobster 🦞
This item was added to your inventory.

[solar obsidian]

it is indeed

[uncut obsidian]

!1984

[split canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/george-orwell-1984-1984movie-george-orwell-book-gif-25203594

[orchid robin]

is that fuckin oj simpson

[lusty sonnet]

!lemon

[split canyon]

🍋

[uncut obsidian]

!fuckoff

[split canyon]

Made you look

[orchid robin]

omg this reminds me

theres this wet floor sign that i see whenever i leave the metro station that is always there, nobody has moved it so far.

[solar obsidian]

ancient sign

[orchid robin]

literally at one point i even checked to see if the floor is actually wet

they lied to me

[orchid robin]

that is disgusting and where can i get one

[solar obsidian]

with fake signs u can create your own personal paths

[orchid robin]

hell, you can block entire paths

the janitor controls who goes through and who is sentenced to waiting for the floor to dry

[solar obsidian]

put floor signs infront of all urinals except the 2 that are close togheter

[orchid robin]

we all have delusions of presidents,generals and intelligence officers being the most powerful people when in reality, the janitors have been the secret rulers this whole time

[solar obsidian]

of course, did u see how many heists it can be done while being a janitor?

[orchid robin]

"oh im so sorry i spilled this cleaning solvent on your purse, here let me take care of it" proceeds to steal the persons identity

dont be me at 2 am waiting for the ads to be over so i can see the ending of the movie

[uncut obsidian]

yo boys
duty female
injured
should i fuck her or not

#☢чат-сталкеров-ru-ua message

[wind forum]

Man I want to fish

!pfish

P!fish

[foggy mantle]

You don't have a fishing rod your inventory.
Buy one by doing p!buy fishing rod

[wind forum]

Im going to shoot myself

[abstract path]

Kek

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-bot-command-failure-epic-bot-command-fail-lol-lmfao-lmao-gif-21959972

[wind forum]

P!buy fishing rod

[foggy mantle]

You don't have enough 🥞 to buy this item! You need 50 more 🥞

[wind forum]

P!buy gun

[foggy mantle]

You specified an invalid item!

[slim osprey]

I still don't understand what this command is meant to do

[solar obsidian]

only with her consent, of course

[solar obsidian]

same

[uncut yew]

Falco tried to make a funny joke.
I accidentally ruined it though
The command no longer holds any relevance

[slim osprey]

Damn

So what was the point of it then?

[solar obsidian]

was it suppose to be censored/marked as spoiler?

[uncut yew]

Here is a link to Falco almost managing to pull off the joke #╟🔰☢newbies-chat message

Just read from the top and scroll down for context

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaffHmvr9BU

[grizzled meadow]

It was a joke made it on the spot

Impossible to pull off in 5 seconds

[orchid robin]

not with that attitude

welp movie over

time to sleep with clothes on

night

[pastel quartz]

eek uwu

[uncut obsidian]

[pastel quartz]

omg even aware is hereee

aw, no xqcl

[uncut obsidian]

xqup yo ass

[pastel quartz]

hecc u

[slim osprey]

BRUH

[placid sail]

but what are the implications tho

[abstract path]

I always wondered

Why do i like the things i like

:v

Dam

[slim osprey]

Depends on what you mean by "things I like"

[abstract path]

Uhhhhhhhhhm

[mellow beacon]

i can make it happen

[solar obsidian]

weird, Dutyer went to sleep as maja joined

[slim osprey]

Hmmmmmmm

Alt account moment

[solar obsidian]

exactly

[abstract path]

Idk if i am brave enough to even say it

[solar obsidian]

just say, its anonymous anyway

[pastel quartz]

kinks? orientation?? some fucked up racist shit?

[slim osprey]

Kinks

Yeah no I won't go into the psychology of kinks with a minor

[abstract path]

Something like that, yes

[pastel quartz]

people just act like kinks are from traumas, don't see that much from myself tho

[solar obsidian]

yeah i aleady dodged a bullet today, @slim osprey

[slim osprey]

Damn

Waiting for them to say they love me

[abstract path]

I mean some can't really be from a trauma tbh
Maybe personal taste

[plucky void]

oh look

[pastel quartz]

i love you too! xqcL

[plucky void]

weird crap in brainfart

[solar obsidian]

welcome

[broken topaz]

What's going on here

[plucky void]

crystal being crystal

[abstract path]

Idk

[plucky void]

[abstract path]

Y

[broken topaz]

Oh you guys were talking kinks

Ew cringe

[abstract path]

-> ah

[solar obsidian]

not us

[slim osprey]

Not me

[broken topaz]

I dunno I just scrolled up read literally one word and scrolled back down

[slim osprey]

HAI CORI

[plucky void]

the correct way to use brainfart

[broken topaz]

Hai cropol

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[broken topaz]

I gotta wake up in 5 hours

[slim osprey]

I am going to shoot myself with a 12g

[mellow beacon]

@grizzled meadow

[pastel quartz]

heey! i want too

[solar obsidian]

YES

[abstract path]

Me in uh
7

[slim osprey]

Fellow suicide besties

[abstract path]

Or also 5

Rip

[broken topaz]

Can I join in on the

12g Action

[slim osprey]

Idk

[slim osprey]

I cut my hair like 30 minutes ago

And it looks weird now

[crimson flame]

12 gauge to my face yes i want

[crimson flame]

ctrl + z

[plucky void]

funny how there's rules against all kind of toxic and weird shit but suicide jokes a-okay

[grizzled meadow]

Go for it

[slate crown]

don't worry that's what every haircut feels like

[broken topaz]

That's why I haven't gotten a haircut in a year and a half

[slim osprey]

Bro I cut like 15cm in a single go

I was super proud of my hair

This was a mistake

And it's all the heat's fault

[slate crown]

i just shave bald

[broken topaz]

Bald

[slim osprey]

I am so sorry for you

[grizzled meadow]

🤝🤝🤝

[slate crown]

and get called a hooligan/monk for doing so

[plucky void]

bold

[queen forum]

Here is something special for ya'll 🐀

[solar obsidian]

the lack of barbers is disturbing here

[placid sail]

how would invictus players communicate otherwise?

[slate crown]

real recognize real

[abstract path]

I could do it without all of it

[solar obsidian]

[grizzled meadow]

kisses the wild animal probably full of whatever possible shit and virus

[plucky void]

remind me why do we care about gamma players again?

[solar obsidian]

@grizzled meadow

[broken topaz]

We don't

[grizzled meadow]

We can do better than that

[queen forum]

them very clean animals, especially that they cannot get rabies

[broken topaz]

Gamma us cringe

[glad carbon]

its staged

[solar obsidian]

aw man

[grizzled meadow]

Duality of men

[glad carbon]

all tiktoks are man

[grizzled meadow]

tiktoks = man

🤝

[abstract path]

True

[grizzled meadow]

Considering your pfp I'm going to believe you, but still

[slim osprey]

@grizzled meadow

[broken topaz]

Tiktok came pre installed on my Chinese phone

[placid sail]

"I've been abducted. elp"
"ohh, is that bacon"

[placid sail]

I can confirm

[reef anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/974812162159689808/1049242848274436116/7c1b8cd316ab858df72b88d0621c85eb5bf970845d1910b3c0ba19cacbe7a53d_1.mp4

[plucky void]

wtf tiktoks are staged? NO WAY

[crimson flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/473658772099694612/932356596623900683/0f7880826218dd5c527934e436917df6.mp4

[queen forum]

hmm not sure if I can post that here...

[placid sail]

possums are based and can't contain rabies, since their body temperature is just different enough in some way for rabies to not stick

[broken topaz]

Cannot contain rabbis?

[solar obsidian]

falco, learn

[placid sail]

also surprisingly docile, you really have to pester them a lot to get a bite

[abstract path]

Rabbits

[placid sail]

otherwise it's just hsss

[queen forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1049462975104299129/1050166504286601236/homocomp.mp4

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/747168927632719922/911202598634258452/6aa7c2a7d2bf6788.gif

[placid sail]

I've seen this clip so many times already

but I've learned just a couple days ago that's actually a Joji song

and it feels right in some way

[queen forum]

yes

[placid sail]

Filthy Frank watches over us yet

[queen forum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FCo7OxVoeY

[grizzled meadow]

Frank is dead and Joji killed him

Fuck Joji

[placid sail]

let him live his life, you salty mozzarella

[broken topaz]

Oggi alle looking ass

[placid sail]

he gave you some fun, now he wants to do something for himself too

[solar obsidian]

💯

[broken topaz]

Mof

[abstract path]

Moff

Yes

Love em

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/744966287813378098/999804920997871636/card.gif

moths are for lame simpletons

[queen forum]

He'll be still very alive in our hearts

[broken topaz]

I hope I don't wake up tomorrow

Good night brainfart

[abstract path]

Goodnight cori

Hab gub sleep

[pastel quartz]

goodnightie

[solar obsidian]

night

[orchid robin]

Not me still not sleeping cuz i just had to watch this https://youtu.be/XIMj7erTkAI

But yeah i will try to actually sleep now

[slate crown]

gn my EU brethren

[abstract path]

Aye

Gn

Imma sleep too

[solar obsidian]

good shit

[queen forum]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma-sus-jerma985-sus-jerma-jeremy-gif-25376340

[solar obsidian]

welp everyone went to sleep

[pastel quartz]

im stillheree..

[solar obsidian]

haha cute possum and psycho killer

and the fbi agent i guess

[slate crown]

we don't talk about bz11ks wife

[grizzled meadow]

GLOCK: IN MY RARI

[slate crown]

fr fr

(farted recently)

[grizzled meadow]

You're from the phone 100%, shit's compressed af

[slate crown]

i only use discord on my phone

[slate crown]

honestly i don't even notice the compression at this point

[solar obsidian]

used to look at so much reposts that the pixels doesnt matter

[slate crown]

real

[plucky void]

man I gotta play Metal Hellsinger

the songs are great

[slate crown]

fingers crossed there's a sale for it

[plucky void]

only complaint is the game seems to be short

[reef anchor]

femubus

[placid sail]

I wanted to reply on that with a robot rock by daft punk, but with fart sounds

but apparently it was copyrighted

some flatulence-stricken man has finally decided to get that sweet revenue, I suppose

[crimson flame]

yall should read this

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat message

[placid sail]

oh hey, I've had a run with this guy

and 70% sure he's just a really subtle troll

[placid sail]

it is a loss

you may argue that a daft punk cover made with farts is a horrible stain on the music and art in general, but it's the freedom of expression

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow #fart
https://youtu.be/x9gUTWFn8o0

[placid sail]

#bart

[slate crown]

based and fart pilled

[solar obsidian]

channel renamed "fart" that means no more "brain" which means its now a

fart smella
not
smart fella

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920013807479296042/1050080496945725440/YouCut_20221207_021759489.mp4

[placid sail]

Skadovsk boys are unforgettable

[solar obsidian]

wish skadosvk wasnt so empty in gamma

[pastel quartz]

going out to get groceries bros, rate my fit

[solar obsidian]

discord tos violation out of 10

[queen forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/849337116084404307/1050182655028772964/316635449_821359129074916_1659874748868305592_n.mp4

[placid sail]

nicely done

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1050215368960004156/video0-66.mp4

[slate crown]

#🎪bruh-fart thanks falco

[crimson flame]

death lamp

[uncut obsidian]

no problem maja

[slate crown]

thanks mom

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiW0_cEQrNY

I think this is from League of Superpets

[solar obsidian]

[slate crown]

cock

[solar obsidian]

cockussy

[lusty stratus]

That ass do be fartin tho

[haughty radish]

Pic goes hard

[long spire]

whats the mod?

[pastel quartz]

uwu

[slim osprey]

UwU?

On my brainfart?

[solar obsidian]

[narrow lotus]

p!roast @pastel quartz

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz, If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change.

[pastel quartz]

pull the trigger inside my mouth

[pastel quartz]

holy FUCK

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/767817120360038430/1000916546966786149/twitter_20220723_233950.mp4

[slate crown]

720p btw

[solar obsidian]

ultra hd quality on phone anyway

[solar obsidian]

mirning

[wary flume]

It is a specimen

[heady crow]

@slim osprey

[slate crown]

real

[fading shuttle]

damn, critikal kinda

bad

[slate crown]

she kinda bad tho

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/boss-of-the-gym-niksib-gif-24748747

[ionic hatch]

Morning brainfart

[sullen python]

Morning fartbrain

[heady crow]

Branfart morning

[midnight tree]

morg bren

[heady crow]

Good morgon

[fading shuttle]

forning mrainbart

[midnight tree]

she gas on my light til i doubt

[glad carbon]

Beefin my stroganoff

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/ight-dab-me-up-gif-21785092

[midnight tree]

damn we both have a gold tooth

we are both truly ballin

also i sense i'm gonna fall asleep at work today

[pastel quartz]

[midnight tree]

omg hiiiii

[pastel quartz]

Haaaaaii

[midnight tree]

for the next level of debauchery we need to combine sour milk and pepsi

[pastel quartz]

Wha

[woeful lance]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890762043609739277/1050278578471829524/1CF3AD9E-34E3-466F-88F0-59C8BD89C30C.jpg

[midnight tree]

it must simply be this way

there is no other option

[broken topaz]

Good morning farters

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471139142353551389/1050201337079541800/IMG_4429.png

[ionic hatch]

I finally had a goodnight rest

[midnight tree]

based sleeper

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/xd-monkey-is-gaming-bruvkek-gif-21206148

[midnight tree]

INTENSE sleeping session

[broken topaz]

I had 3 hours of sleep

I feel physically ill

[ionic hatch]

Sleeping without pants really did it

[uncut obsidian]

[midnight tree]

you usually sleep with pants on?

[woeful lance]

[ionic hatch]

Yeah

[midnight tree]

huh

i only do that when i accidentally pass out

[ionic hatch]

Only in the winter tho

[midnight tree]

fair

[ionic hatch]

And no it's not jeans

[midnight tree]

good

almost unfriended you there for a second

[midnight tree]

jean sleepers are animals

[woeful lance]

people who sleep with any kind of pants on are savages

[uncut obsidian]

guys

[ionic hatch]

I know I am

[uncut obsidian]

Larkin haven't chatted in a week

[ionic hatch]

Who is larkin

[uncut obsidian]

second dev guy

[midnight tree]

bro got shit to do

[ionic hatch]

Busy with work maybe

[midnight tree]

in the winter i sleep with a blanket and a duvet

it goes hard as fuck

[uncut obsidian]

i love sitting like this at 2am sometimes

[midnight tree]

all my blankets are too small to wrap myself up with

i've become a big boy and the consequences have been devastating

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/waah-waa-sad-wah-waaah-gif-25875771

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-fat-speechbubble-urfat-your-fat-gif-26210605

[abstract path]

...wait what

[pastel quartz]

I sleep with sweatpants on

[uncut obsidian]

wait what "wait what"?

[abstract path]

I wonder wat happened to him that he wasn't on a week

[slate crown]

butt

[pastel quartz]

Imagine living in one location so they can actually find you

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/263161542697156608/1050220062105157692/v09044g40000ce75rf3c77u0b1av16i0.mp4

[ionic hatch]

I am inside your walls

[pastel quartz]

U better not eat all my insulation

[ionic hatch]

You guys use shitty Rockwool anyways

Your fridge containing protein is empty

[abstract path]

What is uh

Protein milk?

[midnight tree]

that's what comes out of a boy's peepee when he gets really excited

[abstract path]

Omg...

[midnight tree]

you'll learn about it when you get older don't worry

[broken topaz]

I don't know what you're talking about

I'm a visual learner btw

[slate crown]

o no

[abstract path]

[abstract path]

I'm literally a boy tho

[wary flume]

Haha no you’re not

[abstract path]

,_,

[wind forum]

[ionic hatch]

This chat will unboy you

[broken topaz]

Please

[pastel quartz]

[wind forum]

Need you guys to die real quick

[wary flume]

No

[broken topaz]

Then kill me

[pastel quartz]

Blehhhh

That's the sound of me dying

[abstract path]

I hope

[crimson flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/390387743106138123/1050289650327101450/potentiallyfixed.webm

[haughty radish]

This is the first message I saw when I came in here

I’ve been summoned

[haughty radish]

Google “2mg estrogen”

[zealous spire]

Does anyone know why my computer turns back on after I set it to sleep

[crimson flame]

Something in your background?

[glad carbon]

Turn it fully off

[zealous spire]

Shouldn’t be.

[zealous spire]

Yeah I’ve been doing that but I’m kinda getting tired of it

[crimson flame]

Windows standby mode is extremely fucky rn, i'd turn off my device

Getting worse each year