🎪bruh-fart

[dreamy hornet]

Hahaha

[placid sail]

fucking fake falco

goddamit

[wise bane]

He so old he liing about it

[dreamy hornet]

ANOTHER ONE

[wise bane]

Oh

[placid sail]

this is fucking against the rules, you know

[wise bane]

The trap work great today doesnt it

[atomic pewter]

Not realising the real falco has a red fucking name

[dreamy hornet]

No it isnt

I am literally not falco

[wise bane]

Your name needs to be red

[lusty sonnet]

Bz is colourblind

[atomic pewter]

Actual brain moment

[dreamy hornet]

Its so dumb and I love it when it happens

[wise bane]

Then he is made for his trap

[wise bane]

Ask if you can have a red name

[dreamy hornet]

Nah

[wise bane]

Old looser

[sterile widget]

yes

[wise bane]

Boring

[orchid robin]

Oi dont make fun of the elderly

[sterile widget]

🤭 boring

[wise bane]

My job is to keep those alive

[sterile widget]

🥱

wrong emoji

[orchid robin]

Tf you do for a living

[wise bane]

Whipe those asses and give them meds till they drewl all pver themselves

[orchid robin]

Yeah……on second hand im not gonna take you on that dick offer

[wise bane]

They even run away from me but they have „dementia“ so polices helps me keep them hostage

[placid sail]

are you a nurse or a caretaker

[wise bane]

Bit of both

[orchid robin]

Hes a fuckin lunatic

[lusty sonnet]

He loots elderly stashes

[wise bane]

Yeah thats what the family of them says too all the time but sucks for them i guess lol, there sre not enough nurses so they cant fire me

[placid sail]

then it turns out he doesn't work anywhere and just kidnaps the elderly and keep em in his house

[wise bane]

They are more like toys but yeah stashes work too

[orchid robin]

Most likely

Okay something is telling me hes trolling

He has no job

[lusty sonnet]

[wise bane]

Was my first plan but than i did hear about the nurse thing and it is like it was made for me

[placid sail]

yeah I'm not leaving my elders to the care of a guy who calls them "stashes" and "toys"

[wise bane]

Almost, i dont hsve s life. That why i destroy them

[wise bane]

Wonder why

[wise bane]

U got a pic of them? Maybe, asking for a friend

[orchid robin]

Great, so we got a 15 year old, a succubus and a lunatic that feeds off of the elderly

[lusty sonnet]

Starting to remind of those fucked up reddit videos where mentally deranged people try to take care of others

[wise bane]

So imma head out, need to take care uf business if you know what i mean LMAOO lulw nocap fr fr

[wise bane]

See you later 😉 gonna come back for that offer of yours

[orchid robin]

Nono that was your offer…..and the power dynamic will not be on your side

[wise bane]

Well i kinda have a army, we will see who wins

[orchid robin]

I have a dog

[dreamy hornet]

[wise bane]

I have power over the olds, what means the family of them will listen to what makes like 200 lifes i can play with

[dreamy hornet]

You sound somewhat unhinged. Ngl

[orchid robin]

This is brainfart after all

[dreamy hornet]

Glad I have a job that isnt wiping asses though

[orchid robin]

Is it kissing asses?

[placid sail]

any sort of power corrupts a man

[wise bane]

Nah im just that hedgehog dude, dont worry

[placid sail]

even that meager

[dreamy hornet]

I suppose

[orchid robin]

Me when i see an ant hill

[wise bane]

Fitting

[placid sail]

he's wanted in 14 European countries

[dreamy hornet]

CNC machine operator

[orchid robin]

Close enough

[wise bane]

Wanted under the name of hedgehogman

[dreamy hornet]

When the ai takes over I shall be a lapdog

[wise bane]

Thats actually prett cool

[placid sail]

when the AI takes over (which isn't happening anytime soon, since underpaying humans is still much more lucrative), somebody still gotta maintain all that automated shit, so don't worry

[wise bane]

My brother learned that, in dchool he like made figurs and stuff

[dreamy hornet]

Rotary lathes are scary

[orchid robin]

The ai will build robots to mainain the robotz

[wise bane]

5head

[orchid robin]

6head

[wise bane]

But slaves are more lucrative then robots

[lusty sonnet]

Ngl AIs have become pretty advanced and useful nowadays

[wise bane]

Yeah even elon musk the genius him self said that

[placid sail]

that's a whole lot of additional production, coding and additional maintenance instead of a single underpaid and burnt out, but totally capable for the job schmuck like Joey

[pastel quartz]

You mean command and conquer right

[wise bane]

Slavery ?

[placid sail]

*capitalism

[wise bane]

Oh no a fed

[placid sail]

but yes

[wise bane]

I think robots would male slavery a thing

[lusty sonnet]

AIs can write simple code too

[wise bane]

But yes, there are things that are same between those

[orchid robin]

Based? 😳

[placid sail]

capitalism already made slavery a thing, why the fuck everyone is so afraid of AI when literally everything bad that is already happening is completely of our own doing

[wise bane]

Can speak out of experience

[dreamy hornet]

I am a cog in the military industrial complex

Literally making that federal dollah

[wise bane]

Humanity would be like: man they hit us sometimes but give us better meds, rest etc so we can work more, isnt even that bad after all

[placid sail]

if anything, AI would be better for that same reason

[dreamy hornet]

I am confident that if a machine was built to machine parts it would eventually have a catastrophic failure

[wise bane]

Thats what i meant yeah

[haughty shore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fBpBfsMYIc Can any one tell me the which anime the song is from

[dreamy hornet]

A perfect machine requires a perfect design

Like a utopia needing a utopian people

[placid sail]

any sort of cruel work conditions are usually because of poor planning, avarice or just plain stupidity, it's really not that surreal to keep a workforce in good condition and make a profit out of it

[wise bane]

Yeah i mean if you study something with HR(i am) you learn that but its just noted used anywhere

[grizzled meadow]

GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF THE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD ALIVE

[placid sail]

Amazon thought otherwise, thought that workforce flow would cover for that, and look where it took them

[dreamy hornet]

I got to punch metal holes out of a 250k$ machine yesterday because some idiot who assembled it fucked up the alignment of two panels

[orchid robin]

Tbf never understood why companies dont invest into more permanent workforce, like its cheaper than retraining new people over and over

[wise bane]

Oh no the real falco

[orchid robin]

RUN

[grizzled meadow]

OUT HERE ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE

[dreamy hornet]

Plot twist: I could be a narc for falco

[orchid robin]

What about red sun tho

[wise bane]

Nah is that yours?

[queen forum]

no

[wise bane]

Sad

[placid sail]

because people who's been around the company for a while and are pretty valuable for not only being capable, but understanding the particular work processes of said company, usually have an audacity to ask for raises and other silly ridiculous stuff

and we can't have that

[haughty shore]

I once dropped a LSD bloat in my coworker's coffee and gaslight them into believing that she was sick and had to take the day off

[dreamy hornet]

Falco people keep tripping and mistaking me for you

[placid sail]

throw them away, hire some fresh blood, pay them less

[dreamy hornet]

Actual crime

[wise bane]

U are s hero in some way

[wise bane]

Oh yeah nevermind this one

[grizzled meadow]

WIND: SLOW
FIRE: HOT

[orchid robin]

The vulture waits to see what rots

[lusty sonnet]

Me 4 months in my job: Elo more money?

[grizzled meadow]

SCENERY: PRETTY

NATURE'S: SACRIFICE

ANIMALS: SLOWLY RETREAT

[haughty shore]

I'm pretty sure she went home and cleaned her house or got some house work done, because she looked happy the next day

[wise bane]

Kinda happy falco doesnt read the chat

[orchid robin]

My brother in christ hes right here

[wise bane]

I man there is a reason it is used to therapy

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/joystickjonjo-eric-andre-eric-andre-shoot-gif-18874564

[wise bane]

He wont see

[grizzled meadow]

ONLY LOVE IS: WITH US NOW
SOMETHING WARM: AND PURE
FIND THE PEACE: WITHIN OURSELVES
NO NEED: FOR A CURE

[grizzled meadow]

[grizzled meadow]

He pinged me into it

[orchid robin]

You were saying?

[lusty sonnet]

It worked tho

[grizzled meadow]

It's time for you to drop the meme then

[wise bane]

Yeah lets talk about something else

[wise bane]

Aww sad

[placid sail]

I congratulate you for not working in another senseless sweatshop

[orchid robin]

Uuhhhh………sooo hows wo- nvm not that

[grizzled meadow]

It's not like you're saying bad stuff

[somber warren]

Can i impersonate Falco next?

[grizzled meadow]

No

[wise bane]

Eh yeah no eh lets about you touching my dick again

[somber warren]

oh common man

[devout hull]

Ignore Falco.

[somber warren]

no fun police fr

[wise bane]

That was fun

[lusty sonnet]

Im either good at my job or good at playing political games at work

[devout hull]

The answer is yes.

[placid sail]

Falco, that dude is most likely harrasing and abusing the elderly people somewhere in Europe

[wise bane]

Yeah right haha eh duyter? Right

[grizzled meadow]

Am I missing something here?

[wise bane]

Shh dude ill give u some

[placid sail]

it's not exactly your problem, but maybe it's time to show some civic engagement

[orchid robin]

I already got a warning from falco, i aint getting involved

[placid sail]

like, you know, do your good deed for the week, eh fratello?

[wise bane]

U started the dick thing, so end it too

[orchid robin]

Youre the one who wanted to join the rain thing

[dreamy hornet]

Damn

Keeping the pfp tho

[wise bane]

Yeah i mean i really didnt say somehting for getting i trouble just was joking

[dreamy hornet]

I told him I would drop it if he asked

[wise bane]

And you asked if you can touch it dude

[wise bane]

Nah joey seems wrong

[orchid robin]

I said if you needed help, youre the one who wanted me to shake it

[amber marsh]

sniff sniff

[dreamy hornet]

Man judging me for my actual name

[wise bane]

Men u wanted it, dont deny it

[queen forum]

Why you sniffin' me?

[placid sail]

at least you're not Jeff

[wise bane]

Change the pic too then

[dreamy hornet]

Or keith

[orchid robin]

Dont try gaslighting me into touching it

[placid sail]

American names are so funny

[dreamy hornet]

Yeah

[amber marsh]

goofy ahh fluffy big rat (opossum)

[wise bane]

LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND ANSWER THE QUESTION, U WANTED IT DIDNT YOU?

[orchid robin]

FALCO HES TRYING TO GASLIGHT ME INTO BANGING HIM, HELP ME

[amber marsh]

Lmao, "Jacob", haha, "Mark"

[grizzled meadow]

Do I really need to backtrack or someone will snitch?

[amber marsh]

I don't mean that sarcastically btw

[grizzled meadow]

[eager igloo]

Wtf did I walk into

[placid sail]

the usual

[grizzled meadow]

Snitch some more

[eager igloo]

Tru that

[grizzled meadow]

I don't understand if I need to warn/mute/ban

[wise bane]

What ? U wanna bang me? Wtf dude

[grizzled meadow]

I don't even know if I need to actually do something

[orchid robin]

Dw you dont

[narrow lotus]

tf

[wise bane]

So i was joking about keeping old people hostage in my work, thats it

But a little longer than this

So there is that

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/pull-sopranos-out-just-when-i-thought-i-was-out-they-pull-me-back-in-gif-17275766

[placid sail]

stash is abusing the elderly on his job, and there was some sexual stuff going on between some of the users here, but haven't caught wind of that one exactly

[wise bane]

But dutyer wanted to touch my pp

[placid sail]

I say you ban them all just in case

[orchid robin]

YOURE THE ONE WHO WANTED ME TO SHAKE IT

[grizzled meadow]

The sexual shit is unfortunately a plague

But it's all for the meme

As long as it's a joke and nobody is getting harassed, it's okay

[grizzled meadow]

The elderly thing... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[wise bane]

U asked if i want it, dude u started and

[haughty shore]

the zone can be lonely place, it's either you or a blood sucker

[wise bane]

I mean it was a joke :/

[orchid robin]

I said “do you need help holding it” and you replied “no, but you can shake it”

[wise bane]

Sucking good would imagine

[placid sail]

we don't have any actual proof of that, but hacking his account and putting him under the surveillance is a good call

[wise bane]

Yes, u started

I just wanted to take a piss with a buddy

[orchid robin]

Then why did you want me to shake it

[wise bane]

I HAD TO ASK, im always testing limits

[orchid robin]

WHY WERE YOU TESTING LIMITS IF YOU DIDNT WANT IT TOUCHED

[placid sail]

this is both weird and embarrassing to read

[heavy peak]

Unlooted and duty rn

[placid sail]

could you two

cease

[grizzled meadow]

Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack
Can't fret over every egg

[placid sail]

with the peepee under the rain touching business

[wise bane]

U asked about holding it, so i knew the limits sre high

[grizzled meadow]

This is maybe the more mild conversation I've seen about this stuff

[wise bane]

Ask dutyer he asked about touching things

[placid sail]

yes, but still weird

[stone blade]

this one did some numbers

[orchid robin]

Wait till maja

Gets here

[wise bane]

She is the reason things like this even start, she is in our heads dude

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-gif-23864982

y'all need to get some bitches

[orchid robin]

The horniness is irradiating us

[wise bane]

Nah i got dutyer

[orchid robin]

Women are scary

[wise bane]

Had to, IM SORRY BUT I HAD TO

[stone blade]

4k gif wtf

[placid sail]

I like quality

[placid sail]

you two can harass some granny together or something

I dunno

weirdos

[orchid robin]

Mate

We are the more sane people you will find here

[wise bane]

Thats true

Just 2 dudes talking about pp stuff, can there be something more normL

[placid sail]

you two tell that to yourself more often

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/jason-momoa-chair-popcorn-time-ready-to-party-dis-gon-be-good-gif-24174564

Here, 60 fps

[wise bane]

Not only to my self

[placid sail]

impressive. very nice.

[lusty sonnet]

You called? :)

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-американскийпсихопат-кристианбейл-american-psychopath-christian-bale-gif-17867735

Let's see busy 60 fps gif

[broken topaz]

God gif used to suck so hard

[placid sail]

yes, we want to get stash under bars for treating grannies bad

[grizzled meadow]

The fuck

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-lack-of-spelling-error-spelling-error-spelling-spelling-mistake-minor-error-gif-24233986

[broken topaz]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[placid sail]

you gotta dig for some proof on him

[grizzled meadow]

Gif? Webm?

[placid sail]

so we can contact the authorities

[broken topaz]

gifv

switch

[stone blade]

falco I got 99% volat @grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

Try webm

[lusty sonnet]

Web m is still blacklisted

[grizzled meadow]

🤝

[broken topaz]

why is web m blacklisted

[grizzled meadow]

I thought it was .mov the problem?

Not .webm

[stone blade]

ty

[lusty sonnet]

Nah it was web

[clever epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweakin-elder-scrolls-skyrim-gif-25519944

[grizzled meadow]

Ah

[grizzled meadow]

Discord virus

[lusty sonnet]

Cuz of Grok and keeping the server safe

[broken topaz]

nice

[grizzled meadow]

Didn't helped in the slightest

Because we still had .webm stuff

[lusty sonnet]

But the filter is shit so you can still upload them

[heavy peak]

Why 2 formats are even blacklisted?

[grizzled meadow]

Only one

Read some messages above

[heavy peak]

As i wrote, it blacklisted and crashed me discord

[placid sail]

I mean, even if it has some vulnerabilities, can it really be any threat at all?

[heavy peak]

Ye but mov?

[grizzled meadow]

I thought it was mov, it's not mov

It's webm

[placid sail]

I'm not really good on the technical part, but I somehow doubt it

[dreamy hornet]

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow seriously, as i type the forbidden word, it crashes discord on android

[placid sail]

very good, my boy

[broken topaz]

yea the auto bot warning closes discord on android for me too

its silly

[heavy peak]

Warning?
Fuck you, here's crash to "desktop"

[lusty sonnet]

Nah unless you download them, change them into an exe and if they have some funky shit inside

Even then, low tier threat

[placid sail]

yeah that really doesn't sound like a security breach enough to ban it to for the whole server

but oh well

better safe than sorry, I guess

[lusty sonnet]

True true

[placid sail]

anyway

ahem

[orchid robin]

Yeeaaahhh……….ig a bad time to talk about how i wanna eat ferrero rochers

[lusty sonnet]

Did the fed send you that?

[reef anchor]

ew

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/auuuuuuhhhh-aaaaaaa-gif-23131850

[placid sail]

no

but god that made me cackle

[lusty sonnet]

I know you're thinking about it now

[placid sail]

I did say hi for you

she immediately thought we're discussing something fishy here hehe

[dreamy hornet]

[lusty sonnet]

Say this to her "hi :)"

[pastel quartz]

haii

[dreamy hornet]

Hai

[orchid robin]

Thats a culinary crime

[dreamy hornet]

Someone call the FDA

[queen forum]

I'm thinking about how to remove americans from existance

[orchid robin]

My french toast looks better than that abomination

[placid sail]

that's a blessed easter borger what do you mean

[orchid robin]

A fuckin what

[dreamy hornet]

A bonut

[orchid robin]

Nah man someone call the gastronomy police

[dreamy hornet]

If you will

[placid sail]

man

[placid sail]

where's Bruno with the blessed "Jesus lifts" video when we need him the most

[upbeat bobcat]

This isn't a problem after seeing the other

[orchid robin]

I cant ever look at john cena again without thinking about the bing chilling meme

[dreamy hornet]

Given jesus's canonical size any time traveler would be able to bench jesus on the cross
Just facts

[placid sail]

not into feet stuff are you?

[upbeat bobcat]

I hate it

[orchid robin]

I mean he was a carpenter so he must have had something now

[heavy peak]

He bing chillinged his career

[sturdy copper]

https://fxtwitter.com/CatLoverCult/status/1600327844730531840

[dreamy hornet]

Busy preaching about the heeling power of feet

[heavy peak]

But that will turn into political topic, which is a big no no in this wasteland

[dreamy hornet]

A slap on the wrist

It will happen when they catch up for sure

[placid sail]

yeah I'm not saying anything more on that topic because brainfart is gonna use it against me forever afterwards

fuck you guys

[dreamy hornet]

But I speak of the facts

Jesus was sub 5 ft

[eager igloo]

How would you know that

Acid?

[dreamy hornet]

The time period for one

[upbeat bobcat]

What is that in between?

[placid sail]

shrimp, I think

[dreamy hornet]

If you know the guys putting him on the cross made armor for guys its not hard to find a reference

This will catch up to me for sure

[upbeat bobcat]

I eat weird salty and sweet stuff together it's not that wtf for me

[placid sail]

how about this

[dreamy hornet]

Same texture tbf

[placid sail]

it's salty and sweet, should be fine

[upbeat bobcat]

Aight this got no effort, straight to the slap

[dreamy hornet]

Swalty

[placid sail]

very good for uuhhh

shitting!

profusely

[pastel quartz]

[upbeat bobcat]

Bonana

[dreamy hornet]

Bish

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/competitive-shitting-shitting-kitten-competive-shitting-gif-26316760

[placid sail]

hehe

pushi

[dreamy hornet]

Suzza

[placid sail]

sussy

[placid sail]

spawning pools have been hatched successfully

[upbeat bobcat]

Ja I'm expecting spiders coming out from it tbh

[placid sail]

and this is why you take every assassination quest and chill quietly at the bar until they sort themselves out

work smarter, not harder

[upbeat bobcat]

Yee

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

[upbeat bobcat]

Once I didn't know about that and found the target. Didn't attack him but watched from afar waiting for an opening, he got into firefight with couple bandits, died before I got to him but still had the money kek

That was a good day

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/berd-jackpot-gif-19090057

[heavy peak]

I had a target in garbage, got into traffic with 4 wild cats, later 4 boars, duty vs bandits at the usual place.

Get a notification that kill target is ded, got to the spot... Loners and bandits are all dead

[placid sail]

I really hope Grok will never bother to nerf them assassination quests in some way

[upbeat bobcat]

Though I don't remember much about what did I get honestly I was accepting almost anything

[orchid robin]

My favorite assassination quests are the ones in red forest

I just walk in, wait 10-15 seconds and its done

[placid sail]

I dunno man, my red forest targets survived for a really long time for some reason

[orchid robin]

For me they always die

[dreamy hornet]

I always loved being the worst mailman myself

[placid sail]

delivery quests

[dreamy hornet]

'Delivery'

To my pocket

[placid sail]

aka "watch as I open your mail right before your eyes you punk"

[dreamy hornet]

possession is ⁹/10ths of the law

[placid sail]

ohhh, you want it to be delivered to Swamps? you fucking idiot, you absolute cretin, you bumbling buffoon

[orchid robin]

Honestly most of my delivery quests the guy dies anyways so i just go “well, its not grave robbing if the grave has not been dug yet”

[real tinsel]

bzeek has been @placid sail chatting with the entirety of #🎪bruh-fart today

[placid sail]

I'm not straight up opening every mail only because I kinda want to farm street creds as fast as possible

[real tinsel]

except me

because i was busy

[placid sail]

serves you right for bullying people out of the server, you asshole

[real tinsel]

i don't bully anyone wtf

[placid sail]

yes you did

[real tinsel]

who

[placid sail]

forgot about your little stunt already?

even boasted about it in brainfart lore

[grizzled meadow]

What

[placid sail]

well, I'm not mad about it anymore

but I'm not letting you forget, either

[real tinsel]

i don't see anything in the lore

who tf did i bully out

[placid sail]

Juno

[real tinsel]

i didn't bully juno

it was meant to be a joke

[fading shuttle]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/-FGCqHawmHx1cDGk7D23MasRNHdaSwubXYCYRyAf4xk/https/media.tenor.com/sUDPQpO_6AkAAAPo/shploopy-keter.mp4

[placid sail]

you impersonated her though

[real tinsel]

i was probably the least ill-intentioned member of #🎪bruh-fart towards juno

[fading shuttle]

you eliminated a fed, we need more people like you khaytiil

[heavy peak]

This is the 2nd time something on a level of harrasement is being deflected as a "joke"

[real tinsel]

yes but i impersonated pretty much the entirety of #🎪bruh-fart before that

[placid sail]

"yes I was a cunt, but I was a cunt all the time, what's the problem"

[dreamy hornet]

A fed could still be... among us...

[real tinsel]

exactly my point

i wasn't being a cunt on purpose

[placid sail]

dumb singlecelled asbestos life form

[real tinsel]

therefore i refuse any responsibilities towards the results of my actions

[dreamy hornet]

Carcinoma

[fading shuttle]

just say in minecraft khaytiil

[dreamy hornet]

You remind me of a lady I had a restraining order against khay

[placid sail]

still a cunt

excuse me what

[real tinsel]

🤝

[narrow lotus]

[real tinsel]

i'm usually the kinda person people have restraining orders against

[dreamy hornet]

That tracks

[real tinsel]

ahh i thought the lady has restraining order on you

[dreamy hornet]

No

[placid sail]

ohhh

[dreamy hornet]

The distinction is important

[real tinsel]

well i have a penis therefore i do not identify as a lady

[fading shuttle]

based

[placid sail]

so she's not allowed to approach you, not the other way around

[dreamy hornet]

Mhm

Still does

[placid sail]

okay that's not as bad, I suppose

still weird tho

[real tinsel]

i should do that to my junkie ex

she's still tagging me on facebook posts

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/1049727608432103565/686E89F1-FF36-4F50-934D-53C5528AE7CD.gif

[broken topaz]

thats not always the case

[placid sail]

the restraining order in Azerbaijan would be more of a restraining suggestion

[real tinsel]

when we were together she wanted to know where i live several times but i never told her

glad i didn't

[dreamy hornet]

Mmmm, good choice

I just moved myself

[placid sail]

kinda weird to not tell your girlfriend where you live

[real tinsel]

where

[placid sail]

even weirder that it turned out handy to not say it to her

[dreamy hornet]

To here, from there

[broken topaz]

where do you live, i have no ill intentions

[real tinsel]

if she's a junkie and can possibly kill you you shouldn't tell her where you live

unless you're into that stuff

i am into that stuff now but i wasn't back then

[placid sail]

and probably not date her in the first place!

[dreamy hornet]

Unless thats khays type

[real tinsel]

in your balls

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/7q4nVszSOrM

[real tinsel]

yes as long as it's free

if you give the feds some pocket money, they'll protect you 7/24

[fading shuttle]

7 hours/24 days?

[fading shuttle]

thats kinda weird

[placid sail]

and then your ex pays them more

[real tinsel]

everybody needs weekends, even the cops

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/assault-in-progress-gif-18274503

[placid sail]

jesus lifts clip

now

(please)

[real tinsel]

if my ex had that kinda money, she'd waste it on drugs instantly

[heady crow]

its somewhere deep

hold on

[real tinsel]

even after almost 3 years and 6 months of rehab, she hasn't learned shit

[broken topaz]

whats she addicted to?

[real tinsel]

she found a job, finally, and then she decided to spend like any money she has on meth

[real tinsel]

mainly meth

but she does other stuff too occasionally

[broken topaz]

sorry to hear that bro

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/mynameisgus-gusfring-gif-26233696

[placid sail]

I would imagine a postsoviet rehab focuses solely on making you abstain from the drug, ignoring the whole issue behind getting addicted to it completely, so makes sense

[real tinsel]

when we were together, she told me once she gets a job, she'll use like 60% of it to buy drugs and the other 40% is for essential stuff

ngl she did go through with her plan

[broken topaz]

Average cigarette smoker mentality

[real tinsel]

yeah pretty much, but they also gave her some other drugs like antidepressants etc

[broken topaz]

so she's not that unusual

[real tinsel]

before she was skin and bones, worse than me even

now she's chubby

[placid sail]

yeah that's not exactly tackling the main problem, not at all

sigh

[real tinsel]

some parts of my country still believe that putting your hand inside a hot wax will heal your psychological issues

so yeah not much hope around here

[orchid robin]

Where do you live

[real tinsel]

azerbaijan

[orchid robin]

Oh shit

[placid sail]

lmao haven't heard that one

[broken topaz]

putting hot wax on me just plays into my psychological issues

[real tinsel]

they did that to me when i was like 10-12

[orchid robin]

[placid sail]

worked like a charm, it seems

[real tinsel]

and the lady who did it held my hand so i wouldn't run away or put it inside water

both my grandma and aunt were there, standing like retards

at least my mom is smart

doesn't believe in shit like that

[placid sail]

• maybe we should dip his face as well, so it works for sure
• quiet, mom! they're professionals, they know better

[real tinsel]

actually studied medicine so whenever i'm oofie she helps my oofie with legit medicines

[placid sail]

well

if she's so smart

why were your grandma and aunt dipping your hands in molten wax then

[real tinsel]

because my mom didn't know

she lives in baku, my grandma/aunt lives in gandja

i was visiting my grandma

[dreamy hornet]

I think theres a few gym rats here... you got any good reccomendations in terms of pre?

[real tinsel]

one is certainly @heady crow

we had another but i forgot his name

[placid sail]

@heady crow @pastel quartz

[real tinsel]

or he got banned

[placid sail]

go crazy

go stupid

[real tinsel]

oh yeah bob

[heady crow]

jack3d

:)

[broken topaz]

pre ? cum?

[dreamy hornet]

Cool, ty
Afraid to just grab shit off a shelf

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/611090416703504414/1016070386561056939/20220904001539_1.jpg

[placid sail]

pump yourself with caffeine, taurine and sugar and hope your heart will give up later than you will

[heady crow]

askdjsadjksadls

please

[dreamy hornet]

I already subsist on coffee

May as well embrace a mix

[placid sail]

you are already lost

[heady crow]

ya jack3d was a joke, that shit got banned for being too fucky

[dreamy hornet]

Oh

[heady crow]

i dont take any pre myself. Only coffee

well rn have gfuel bcs friend gifted me some

[real tinsel]

when i was going to the gym in 2019, there was a guy who was just as skinny as me, but he was somehow lifting 100 kgs barbell

[dreamy hornet]

Me too, was curious if anything else would do the trick

[broken topaz]

PCP

[real tinsel]

my assumption was that he's either high on coke, crack or just massive amounts of caffeine

or all 3

[dreamy hornet]

Battle powder

[placid sail]

size doesn't convey actual muscle power all that much

[heady crow]

yee. Caffeine is the main stimulant in pre anyways

[dreamy hornet]

I imagine its dosage

[heady crow]

niacine and taurine do some work too but its just the 3 basically

[real tinsel]

so you can look like me and have Bruno-level strength?

[placid sail]

you can work out a trillion of sneaky core muscles and other shit and suddenly be much more powerful while looking more or less the same

[dreamy hornet]

Bruce lee or jackie chan power

[placid sail]

Bruno is doing specialised isolated exercises

[devout hull]

I hop on brainfart and this is the first thing I see.

[placid sail]

his focus is muscles form, not power, or so I would imagine

[real tinsel]

i've seen worse

people have seen worse because of me

[placid sail]

though he'll probably still snap you in half

[devout hull]

I mean, I've done worse, but still.

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/working-out-shake-weight-gif-12045717

we are working out in here

[dreamy hornet]

Cori has a different pre

We are not the same

[devout hull]

It is said that tears are the precum of the heart.

[dreamy hornet]

You drink pre to work out
I work out a pre

[real tinsel]

what is the cum of the heart then

[devout hull]

Exactly.

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/3Nof6ByJu3I

[dreamy hornet]

a hypertensive crisis

[real tinsel]

this sounds exactly like something reagan from inside job would say

(it's my favorite show)

[placid sail]

a show about all those schizo conspiracy theories being real

figures

[real tinsel]

rude

[dreamy hornet]

[real tinsel]

true though

[placid sail]

I mean

[real tinsel]

falcoo bzeek is bullying me i think

[placid sail]

it's still more realistic and enjoyable depiction of them in comparison with what actual, living people saying on the internet with a straight fucking face

[lusty sonnet]

bullying time?

[placid sail]

bully this asshole

make him wear cat ears and dance

[real tinsel]

i will simply disconnect my internet

you are powerless

[placid sail]

you would be bored without us, you smartass

[real tinsel]

i am not capable of being bored, i have my personal companions

[devout hull]

Listen to this. Listen to a man being so cringe it comes right back to being based:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUI248cufrg

[placid sail]

surely it's just an accident you spend your time in brainfart then

make dossiers about its inhabitants and even print brochures with them

[real tinsel]

my companions are usually rude

[placid sail]

okay autobot you need to chill

anyway

ahem

ADMIT IT YOU WНORE

YOU NEED US

[lusty sonnet]

the H

lmao

[real tinsel]

no! i will not admit

[placid sail]

we had a little fight with the bot

but no machine will outsmart me

[lusty sonnet]

hmmm

[dreamy hornet]

P!illegal busy

[real tinsel]

i will not admit that i enjoy spending time here (when the new guys who post weird shit aren't around) and creating meaningful friendships with internet people i'll never personally meet

[orchid robin]

p!illegal bussu

[orchid robin]

FUCK MINOR TYPO

[real tinsel]

how does it even do that

p!illegal kha

[lusty sonnet]

Kha being wholesome in his own way

[orchid robin]

Dont ask me

[placid sail]

ban this man now

[real tinsel]

there's a bounty on me now

[narrow lotus]

p!roast @placid sail

[foggy mantle]

@placid sail, Your face makes onions cry.

[real tinsel]

p!roast @placid sail

[foggy mantle]

@placid sail, I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

[dreamy hornet]

Sussy

[real tinsel]

p!roast @real tinsel

[foggy mantle]

@real tinsel, Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

[placid sail]

p!roast @real tinsel

[foggy mantle]

@real tinsel, What’s the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't.

[placid sail]

HA

[pastel quartz]

huh

[placid sail]

GOTTEM

[real tinsel]

nah i got laid

[placid sail]

yeah

[real tinsel]

it'd be funny if it was true

[placid sail]

when the Soviet Union was still a thing

good for you, mate

[slim osprey]

Don't worry about that

It happened more than an hour ago

I'm a different person now

[placid sail]

p!roast @narrow lotus

[foggy mantle]

@narrow lotus, You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.

[real tinsel]

this sounds like a russian thing

[placid sail]

pffff

[real tinsel]

what's the russian version of this

[placid sail]

wdym

[real tinsel]

what's the russian version of this

[placid sail]

the russian version of what? it's just a sentence

[real tinsel]

i know it'd be something like когда советская something something

[placid sail]

I don't think it's a formalised saying, if that's what you mean

[real tinsel]

yes

[real tinsel]

you have that

[broken topaz]

https://twitter.com/ULTRAKILLGame/status/1600549517853704192?s=20&t=Ihbvarz1IqJZLpP8u8R_yA

ULTRAKILL - ACT II OUT NOW (@ULTRAKILLGame)

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Why? Because we know our fans.

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Amazing

[placid sail]

there is another saying about something being very old though

[pure moss]

is there sex mod for stalker

i want hip ass

[dreamy hornet]

[placid sail]

"при царе Горохе"

[orchid robin]

There is a sexy hip mod

[pure moss]

me like

[pastel quartz]

dereks gorilla mode

[dreamy hornet]

P!translate EN "при царе Горохе"

[foggy mantle]

Original

"при царе Горохе"

English

"under King Pea"

[dreamy hornet]

Return to monke... hmm

[real tinsel]

what does it mean

[dreamy hornet]

[narrow lotus]

under King Pea

u blind khayitill

[dreamy hornet]

Arent I supposed to be the old one

[narrow lotus]

p!hug @real tinsel

[foggy mantle]

Iedy hugs khaytiil (CBT+4)

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[placid sail]

"from the times of a king Goroh (Pea)"

В то давнее время, когда мир божий наполнен был лешими, ведьмами да русалками, когда реки текли молочные, берега были кисельные, а по полям летали жареные куропатки, в то время жил-был царь, по имени Горох с царицею Анастасьей Прекрасною; у них было три сына-царевича.

[real tinsel]

p!kiss @narrow lotus

[foggy mantle]

khaytiil (CBT+4) kisses Iedy

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[placid sail]

p!murder @real tinsel

[hasty dove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/215463649668497408/1050122616838574180/image.png

[narrow lotus]

no , its p!ban

[broken topaz]

p!lick @real tinsel

[real tinsel]

p!putmypenisinsidehispenis @placid sail

[placid sail]

p!frame @real tinsel (CBT+4)

[lusty sonnet]

War of Mushrooms?

[placid sail]

p!jail @real tinsel (CBT+4) (CBT+4)

[narrow lotus]

p!slab @placid sail

[placid sail]

this bot sucks

[narrow lotus]

p!slap @placid sail

[foggy mantle]

Iedy slaps busy

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[upbeat bobcat]

p!roast @upbeat bobcat

[foggy mantle]

@upbeat bobcat, Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin!

[placid sail]

this is mentioned in the wiki as a possible further development of the saying, but to be fair, don't know what it's about

[real tinsel]

7th

[placid sail]

it's just being always used as "that shit is here since King Goroh" and such

p!slap @narrow lotus

[foggy mantle]

busy slaps Iedy

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[placid sail]

fuck you pancake

you're adopted

other bots are better

[real tinsel]

i desire кисель

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OthKdEgZgYI @slate crown

FOUND IT

[placid sail]

nice beverage, goes bad really fast though

[real tinsel]

i eat all of it in one sitting

[lusty sonnet]

i have a vague remembrance about it during my former literary studies, russian folklore wasn't my best part of the exam tbh

[placid sail]

I'm surprised you even know it at all! not bad!

[placid sail]

drink. you drink it. you animal

or do you make it so thick it's a dish?

[real tinsel]

yes

[placid sail]

freak

[lusty sonnet]

folklore fun, literary studies fun, but becoming a teacher? fuck no

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shaking-head-cat-funny-face-gif-24056859

[real tinsel]

i'd like to become a teacher so i can shut them up by making weird noises like jerma

[lusty sonnet]

i just went the IT route when i realised teaching was gonna suck ass

[placid sail]

consider this, if you won't share your knowledge with the younger generations, they'd turn out as dumb as me, ignorant of their own vibrant and rich culture, let alone of other treasures of the world

[real tinsel]

smart is a burden, share it with no-smart

[lusty sonnet]

too busy sharing stuff on tiktok, the younger generations are doomed

[placid sail]

smart is a burden if you're dumb about it

you, for instance, are smart

but you're so freaking gosh darn dumb about it that you suffer

[real tinsel]

how

[placid sail]

slowly descends into water

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-look-the-rock-meme-the-rock-sus-meme-gif-26414001

[devout hull]

Instead of arching your eyebrow how about you arch my back?

[placid sail]

oh god

[real tinsel]

hellooo???? are you @placid sail again?

[lusty sonnet]

so it begins

[narrow lotus]

[placid sail]

what sort of answer you expect of me?

[real tinsel]

how am i smart but dumb about it

[placid sail]

journey to a better life is complex and unique for everyone, the point is, if you're smart, you have a chance of actually making it

[ionic hatch]

smart? we don't do that here

[reef anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/960319095616704522/1050139044752916530/97732812_2945932205496242_4338762025250324480_n.mp4

[ionic hatch]

we do gambling

either you go all in or you don't go at all

[placid sail]

you're making good steps for improvement, and on the same time, you're eating asbestos and smoking glue and sleep 3 minutes a day

[heady crow]

when gambling you have a chance to get 2000% of your money and only lose 100%

do the math

[haughty radish]

Fuck it, we ball.

[ionic hatch]

how do you know

[placid sail]

I was talking about khaaytil, but in all honesty, half the brainfart can be described with a couple of sentences with minimal changes for particular people and still be right

[placid sail]

it's not exactly our fault, but still

[solar obsidian]

psychological therapy hours

[placid sail]

where is my jesus lifts clip you Lipeäkala

[heady crow]

Мне жаль, дорогой друг. Глубоко в моем жестком диске лежит клип, не найденный, потерянный, забытый. Как таковой, он все еще в моей власти, и я брошусь на канал, как Сатурнов шторм мести.

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/point-flex-i-am-strong-we-cock-dick-gif-17354390

[placid sail]

hahahahaha

lmao

poetic, even

[orchid robin]

I recognize that clip

Where do i recognize it from tho

[hasty dove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2AJvpgY49I

[real tinsel]

you don't eat asbestos

tomboy ass trying to fit in with the men by acting like she does stuff they do

[ionic hatch]

I sniff car exhaust

[placid sail]

she's basically you, kha

[real tinsel]

no

[placid sail]

literally you

[real tinsel]

i refuse

[ionic hatch]

no

fuck no

[placid sail]

rule 63 on khaaytil

[ionic hatch]

I'm way more based

[real tinsel]

how is she me

she's a pile of ego

i am humble

[placid sail]

something that khaaytil would surely say

[eager quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/723295199144575106/1008100566515322880/togif.gif

[placid sail]

HAHAHHAHA

[dreamy hornet]

[ionic hatch]

@placid sail take your meds schizo boy

[placid sail]

oh snap!

[dreamy hornet]

How much is jesus lifting there you think

[placid sail]

I'VE PRAYED

AND LORD DELIVERED

[eager quest]

i dont care who she/he/it is but she/he/it agrees that f4 is a bark but no bite dog

[placid sail]

GOD BLESS BRUNO, GOD BLESS

[eager quest]

so im alright

[real tinsel]

i didn't say she isn't alright

[ionic hatch]

don't worry I was born a woman

[heady crow]

like 390kg

[ionic hatch]

born a woman raised a chad

[eager quest]

hard to not offend anyone nowadays, but thanks for clarifying

unlike crystal

lost

in life

[dreamy hornet]

Bet alice is more of a man than khay

[real tinsel]

does she have a dick? no

case closed

[eager quest]

do you have a dick?

[orchid robin]

Do strap ons count

[dreamy hornet]

A penis does not a man make

[real tinsel]

grow a pair of dicks @ionic hatch

[real tinsel]

i have 3

[heady crow]

and only 2 of them are khaas

[dreamy hornet]

So you have dildos then

[real tinsel]

i keep the other two in the freezer

[eager quest]

do you have one attached to you right now

from birth

i dont mean dildos

[ionic hatch]

actually I sexually identify as a SCHWERER PANZERSPÄHWAGEN SIEBEN KOMMA FÜNF ZENTIMETER SONDERKRAFTFAHRZEUG
ZWEIHUNDERTVIERUNDDREISSIG VIER
PANZERABWEHRKANONENWAGEN

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/didnt-ask-plus-youre-female-gif-20548291

[solar obsidian]

that car has diabetus

[eager quest]

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[real tinsel]

no it's not the one from birth, i keep that one in the freezer so it stays preserved

[ionic hatch]

grow some muscles bro

[dreamy hornet]

There it is

[ionic hatch]

you lanky looking ass mf

[placid sail]

I've suddenly felt desire to obtain Mosin rifle and fight for the motherland

[ionic hatch]

siren head has more meat then you

[ionic hatch]

[dreamy hornet]

My mental image of khay is a small goblin man

[heady crow]

the trench romance may begin

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/gremlin-eating-creepy-whats-that-gif-13515364

[real tinsel]

close but i'm 1.7

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/asmongold-asmon-goblin-withered-gif-14331732

[real tinsel]

this was accurate when i had long hair

now imagine this but with very short hair

[placid sail]

my heart and my bayonet are already taken

[heady crow]

😭

[placid sail]

but you can be a side finn, I suppose

[ionic hatch]

goblin mode

[real tinsel]

shut it tomboy

[placid sail]

you said you're short

[ionic hatch]

make me femboy

[placid sail]

and asmon entity is lanky

[real tinsel]

or i'll gaslight you into lifting me and carrying me around the city

[ionic hatch]

bet

[real tinsel]

tf is bet i don't speak bottom

[placid sail]

punctuation is very important

[ionic hatch]

you do

[real tinsel]

sometimes

but not right now

[ionic hatch]

you are the one being carried

your asking

to be carried

[real tinsel]

and

your point being

[ionic hatch]

by a tall strong woman

[real tinsel]

yes

[placid sail]

are you two... flirting?

[real tinsel]

i like tall strong women

i'd like one to kill me at some point

not now

in the future

don't get any ideas

[placid sail]

well, I mean, khaaytil and rule 63 khaaytil

[placid sail]

probably your style tryna fuck yourself

[queen forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/850779486945411122/1050052520417968250/Half_Life_SFX___Half_Opposing_Shift_Trailer720P_HD.mp4

[solar obsidian]

kinky

[placid sail]

sure hope Alice isn't as bald as you are tho

[ionic hatch]

No I have hair

[upbeat bobcat]

[real tinsel]

from her way of speaking i believe she has short hair

[placid sail]

literally you

[ionic hatch]

the cool short hair

not the colored

[stone blade]

Me

[solar obsidian]

usually tomboys have short hair

[upbeat bobcat]

Tomboy masterrace

[real tinsel]

i think she's literally me in an opposite way

[placid sail]

I can't believe khaaytil, of all people, hooked up with a girl in brainfart

but then again, says me haha

[ionic hatch]

I don't do edating

I socialize

[placid sail]

it's fine, he's already living in your walls

[ionic hatch]

his living in my walls?

cement, das concrete baybee

[real tinsel]

i live in your balls now

i've upgraded from walls

it's winter and walls are cold due to being stone

[ionic hatch]

at least its not dry wall like most american homes

we have this thing called

insulation material

[dreamy hornet]

Hard to believe someone in this channel socializes

[real tinsel]

we don't because my dad is retarded

[ionic hatch]

you have a kraut as profile picture

your opinion doesn't matter

[placid sail]

https://bigmemes.funnyjunk.com/hdgifs/Hedonistic+congressional+animated_35ecd8_10096161.mp4

[dreamy hornet]

Its a russian afaik

[ionic hatch]

the only germans whos opinion matters are Bruno and Torres

[real tinsel]

our house is cold as fuck in winter due to having shit insulation

[ionic hatch]

have you heard of

Sonopanel

[placid sail]

Bruno... isn't german

[dreamy hornet]

But its not representative of me anyway

[real tinsel]

bruno is finn shit head

[ionic hatch]

I know he is

[placid sail]

khaaytil, how are you so dumb in both genders

[ionic hatch]

I call him german

to annoy him

I call Aksel finnish

[placid sail]

brilliant

[real tinsel]

my iq is so high it turned negative

[placid sail]

stack overflow

[dreamy hornet]

What do you think I am

[ionic hatch]

mid

[real tinsel]

Joey

[dreamy hornet]

What does mid even mean

[ionic hatch]

[placid sail]

(it's an insult)

[dreamy hornet]

I may be mid

[real tinsel]

the middle part in human centipede

[placid sail]

femkha is insulting you

[dreamy hornet]

I got that much

[placid sail]

snorts

[real tinsel]

femkha

[placid sail]

фемка. get it?

[orchid robin]

It means great, so show appreciation to everyone you see by calling them mid

[ionic hatch]

mid is like, how do I explain this to you

[placid sail]

oh I'm so good sometimes

[dreamy hornet]

Hey, the first step to solving a problem is identifying it

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-patrick-bateman-willem-dafoe-nod-nodding-gif-25124650

[ionic hatch]

its like an airsoft FAST MT

[dreamy hornet]

Ah larping

[solar obsidian]

you're pretty mid today

[hollow hawk]

So I'm dumb and I buyed a 1 month xbox ultimate key US instead of an EU one

[placid sail]

kha got my meaning and that's all that matters

[upbeat bobcat]

G'day cunt, you looking mid today eh

[ionic hatch]

while if your based, you would be in the area of a Team Wendy Exfill helmet

or a Galvion Caiman

[placid sail]

jesse what the fuck are you talking about

[dreamy hornet]

I got neither of those

[hollow hawk]

|| the first to reply to me with a cat picture get it||

[ionic hatch]

Helmets

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-team-hahaha-gif-18072160

[ionic hatch]

Exfills

[heady crow]

there are no americans here

[dreamy hornet]

Maybe the tomboy is a lil mid

[placid sail]

@real tinsel were you ever that much into military stuff?

[ionic hatch]

Caiman

[haughty radish]

I dont even know what im getting

I just wanted to send a cat picture

[dreamy hornet]

Bike helmet...

Are you bikesexual

[ionic hatch]

half of my family is in the military how many times do I gotta say this

[ionic hatch]

yeah, I drive a Motorcycle

[haughty radish]

Imagine wearing a helmet 💀

[dreamy hornet]

I like those full face helmets

[placid sail]

that doesn't mean you have to be a military too, you know

[ionic hatch]

well yeah I do like wearing a helmet on an open vehicle that goes 170km/h

[orchid robin]

5 more

[dreamy hornet]

Makes more sense
Airsoft is full of larpers here

[upbeat bobcat]

Do you even make it to 170?

[ionic hatch]

it comes with the territory