🎪bruh-fart

[ionic hatch]

p!translate Joey liebt Schwänze

[foggy mantle]

That language is not supported.

[ionic hatch]

[slim osprey]

Bot fail

[dreamy hornet]

P!translaten ich leibe schwanz

Heh, nah

[devout hull]

p!translate EN Joey liebt Schwänze

[remote vine]

p!translate EN 幹

[foggy mantle]

Original

Joey liebt Schwänze

English

Joey loves cock

[orchid robin]

p!translate tylko jedno w głowie mam

[foggy mantle]

That language is not supported.

Original

幹

English

Dry

[heady crow]

p!translate EN winkelwagen

[foggy mantle]

Original

winkelwagen

English

shopping cart

[dreamy hornet]

Ah umlaute

[heady crow]

ahahahahhahahahahaha

[devout hull]

Joey loves cock, apparently.

[ionic hatch]

IT WORKED

[heady crow]

fucking winkelwagen

[eager quest]

HI BRUNO

[somber warren]

p!translate EN Not Falco liebt Sacksahne gurgeln

[foggy mantle]

Original

Not Falco liebt Sacksahne gurgeln

English

Not Falco loves gargling bag cream

[heady crow]

ghostyy hii

[remote vine]

p!translate EN Falco很笨

[foggy mantle]

Original

Falco很笨

English

falco is stupid

[devout hull]

Man, actually got ignored after giving advice.

[eager quest]

how are you

[devout hull]

feelsbadman

[orchid robin]

p!translate EN tylko jedno w głowie mam

[eager quest]

ubi se

[foggy mantle]

Original

tylko jedno w głowie mam

English

I only have one thing on my mind

[eager quest]

see what happens with this one

[heady crow]

doing good. Listening to some Samael and bout to do a workout

you?

[ionic hatch]

ik en mijn broeders van andere moeders wanneer we winkelwagentjes lenen om stunts te doen

[remote vine]

p!translate falco ubi se

[somber warren]

bruh never heard that

[foggy mantle]

That language is not supported.

[ionic hatch]

its dutch

[eager quest]

lol

[remote vine]

p!translate EN falco ubi se

[foggy mantle]

Original

falco ubi se

English

falco ubi se

[somber warren]

ohhhh

[heady crow]

ahahahahahahahha

[dreamy hornet]

P!translate chupa mi pinto

[foggy mantle]

That language is not supported.

[heady crow]

[remote vine]

stupid

[somber warren]

dutch be wierd af

[eager quest]

nice bot

[orchid robin]

You mean cheap german?

[slim osprey]

You stupid

That's not even the correct word

[ionic hatch]

p!translate EN ik en mijn broeders van andere moeders wanneer we winkelwagentjes lenen om stunts te doen

[foggy mantle]

Original

ik en mijn broeders van andere moeders wanneer we winkelwagentjes lenen om stunts te doen

English

me and my brothers from other mothers when we borrow shopping carts to do stunts

[dreamy hornet]

Proudly

[somber warren]

Swamp German

[eager quest]

ubi se means the opposite of keep yourself safe and is essentially the legendary 3 letters put together

[grizzled meadow]

Huevon

[ionic hatch]

HET VADERLAND GETROUWE

[eager quest]

aight aight

im alright

[hasty dove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7y_qadMsZw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m--38SakcFA

[eager quest]

nothing special

[queen forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/865695547163148289/1050069336791973970/v12044gd0000ce6mq1bc77ues7vip1p0.mp4

[heady crow]

alright alright

[dreamy hornet]

P!translate ich glaube das ich kann kampf mit ein baby

[foggy mantle]

That language is not supported.

[dreamy hornet]

Fuckin umlauts

[grizzled meadow]

p!translate EN ich glaube das ich kann kampf mit ein baby

[foggy mantle]

Original

ich glaube das ich kann kampf mit ein baby

English

i think i can fight with a baby

[remote vine]

p!translate EN 我犯下多起戰爭罪

[foggy mantle]

Original

我犯下多起戰爭罪

English

I have committed many war crimes

[grizzled meadow]

Mf forgetting that he needs to add EN

[dreamy hornet]

Oh

[heady crow]

p!translate EN mitäköhä vittua mieki teen tääl

[foggy mantle]

Original

mitäköhä vittua mieki teen tääl

English

what the hell am I doing here?

[dreamy hornet]

Todays not my day fr

[heady crow]

?????

[ionic hatch]

Nein, weil ich so verdammt basiere

[heady crow]

it can understand spoken finnish

[somber warren]

*basiert bin

[ionic hatch]

same thing

[somber warren]

Stop butchering my Beautiful language

[heady crow]

legit better than google translate

[queen forum]

Hmm pizzuh

[ionic hatch]

LISTEN BRO I HAVE TO "SPEAK" 3 LANGUAGES A DAY GIVE ME SOME SLACK

[remote vine]

Dutch once occupied my country a long time ago

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-polish-cow-at4am-gif-18638816

[ionic hatch]

Indonesia?

[remote vine]

Taiwan

[dreamy hornet]

Deutschmann kann nicht sprechen die worte 'squirrel'

[somber warren]

We can

[ionic hatch]

even I don't remember when we occupied taiwan

[dreamy hornet]

German spotted

[somber warren]

Now say: Eichhörnchen

[dreamy hornet]

Whorenshen

[remote vine]

They needed a trade port to do business with China and the island was unclaimed at the time

[heady crow]

i wonder if the germans know that they burned down 40% of lapland

[somber warren]

*Hurensohn, and now stop butchering my Language

[dreamy hornet]

Phonetics bitch

I use a different phonetic alphabet

[queen forum]

Would you maybe prefer as well an warm hug and choco milk?

[dreamy hornet]

I can actually say schwärz

[grizzled meadow]

Masu ridammi gli accessi

[sterile widget]

👍

[remote vine]

Lost a fight later to chinese pirates tho

[heady crow]

p!translate en Masu ridammi gli accessi

[somber warren]

that is not even a word

[foggy mantle]

Original

Masu ridammi gli accessi

English

Masu give me back the accesses

[heady crow]

???

[dreamy hornet]

P!translate EN Schwärz

[foggy mantle]

Original

Schwärz

English

black

[gritty helm]

it's me when the uhhh

[dreamy hornet]

My guy

[somber warren]

its fuckin Schwarz not Schwärz

[ionic hatch]

Netherland territories included Indonesia, Sri Lanka, the Netherlands Antilles, Tobago, Suriname, Guyana, Belgium, Luxembourg, South Africa, parts of Malaysia, and a part of eastern Brazil. Territories that were later gained were the areas in the United States called New York City - New York, Albany - New York. Furthermore, the Dutch owned trade posts all over the world, including Dejima, Japan, Corandèl (New Zealand), Smeerenburg (on Svalbard) and Elmina (Ghana)

WE ARE THE CREATORS OF DETROIT

[dreamy hornet]

I'll put my umlautes where I please

Muahaha

[queen forum]

https://tenor.com/view/detroit-driveby-eminem-gif-24008106

[somber warren]

wait you proud about that???

[ionic hatch]

yes because of my heritage

[somber warren]

your from detroid???

[queen forum]

you're*

[somber warren]

you don't say

[remote vine]

you guys lost us to a bunch of ragtag Ming troops fleeing from the Qing

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[solar obsidian]

oh my god eminem got shot

[gritty helm]

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".

[grizzled meadow]

Can you send that emote?

Ah no okay it's already in

[placid sail]

every Dutch I've been in contact with was kinda rude

[solar obsidian]

wut? which?

[somber warren]

guess i will have to google

[ionic hatch]

fuck you

[grizzled meadow]

The but it's already in, I didn't know

[placid sail]

granted, I spammed them with business propositions of dubious nature, but still

[remote vine]

Also hello fellow FFXIV enjoyer

[heady crow]

every dutch i have spoken with have 0 accent when speaking english

[placid sail]

case in point

[solar obsidian]

oh yes it was always in i think its my fav emote

[hasty dove]

👍

[solar obsidian]

next to this -

[ionic hatch]

I am only half dutch

[placid sail]

those guys say 90 as 2x45

[wise bane]

But you sre kinda rude, you sre the reason i got s warning

[grizzled meadow]

I literally forgor

[somber warren]

the other half is Glowie

[placid sail]

of course they're gonna abandon their own language

[ionic hatch]

the other half is Molluccan - Indonesian

[heady crow]

????????????

[ionic hatch]

get fucked

[wise bane]

So you look good? Nice

[ionic hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN0gAQQ7FAQ

[placid sail]

@ionic hatch comment on that, true or not

[wise bane]

Indonesians and phillipines normaly just look better than others

[ionic hatch]

"negentig"

90

9 - tig, tig = a lot

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/964910697295257621/neco_dance7.gif

[wise bane]

U fucked your self too so

[midnight tree]

seethe and cope but not in that order

[ionic hatch]

I love fucking myself

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/992784681269461093/1050069629155942480/unknown-1351.png

[placid sail]

thanks

[somber warren]

You will go to hell sinner

[ionic hatch]

I cannot resist myself

[wise bane]

and fucking others at the same time?

[placid sail]

seems like I've been bamboozled by reddit, my only source of truthful information on the westerners

[ionic hatch]

any other things you want to learn about dutch?

[placid sail]

yes

why do Dutch hate me

[ionic hatch]

BECAUSE I'VE BEEN LIVING IN THIS HELL HOLE FOR ALMOST 19 YEARS

[heady crow]

why is your language a silly version of german

[remote vine]

I know zaza is legal

[wise bane]

You are 50% more cute becouse indonesia and 50% less cute becouse of dutch, u just normal dude

[ionic hatch]

we are constantly angry at the [REDACTED] 24/7 and have no where to vent it

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747186322745196665/1027659828656619640/QuackQuack3.webm

[wise bane]

U know that about any country

[orchid robin]

Netherlands are a hellhole? Then wtf is greece

[ionic hatch]

also where are you from busy?

[heady crow]

like legit fuck is this

[grizzled meadow]

Finally a good meme

[ionic hatch]

"grasped by the ghost of soul release"

[wise bane]

A not loading duck, yeah thats a good one

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1038613125475340380/1049794148221329468/9AD53D74-AC65-4045-A31B-8E38B1D468ED.mp4

[dreamy hornet]

Are people from detroit, the town known for building cars, all built like cars?

[grizzled meadow]

BR?????????????????????????????????? JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[heady crow]

ghost release huh

[placid sail]

tell me what it is, I'll keep your national secret

[wise bane]

I just is, imagine being german and reading this

[placid sail]

Mordor

[ionic hatch]

I'm not cute, I'm insanely fucking hot

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-old-man-is-thatt-so-i-was-chinese-gif-10996200

[somber warren]

its just... gibberish, like you are talking to a really drunk person

[ionic hatch]

no because the mods don't like politics

so I'm not going to engage in that

[heady crow]

plankenwambuis 😭

[wise bane]

Or a bavarian

[remote vine]

Fake

[dreamy hornet]

Finnish what they started?

[placid sail]

ahhhh it has something to do with politics, I see

[somber warren]

bro fuck bavarians

no one likes them

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/948339355125162044/1027630031473741824/gura2.webm

🙃

[wise bane]

All right, guess im hopping in with the „i love fucking m self“

[ionic hatch]

this is a nature reserve

[wise bane]

Wow wtf man

[solar obsidian]

bruh

[heady crow]

ah with that context its less silly

[ionic hatch]

Bavarians are the FUCKING WORST

[somber warren]

don't be mad bc i tell the truth

[grizzled meadow]

Can't bait me

[orchid robin]

Tf are bavarians

[ionic hatch]

every bavarian I met I wanted to punch in the mouth

[wise bane]

Dude i dont like them eather even though i am one

[dreamy hornet]

I dont even understand the difference

[somber warren]

i am sorry for you

[dreamy hornet]

Isnt that a south american country

[wise bane]

Yo stop the rant

[ionic hatch]

californians of germany

[dreamy hornet]

Ah

[ionic hatch]

well not really californians

[dreamy hornet]

I understand on a fundamental level as an oregonian

[ionic hatch]

more like, the incest south of america, but german

[placid sail]

could you elaborate more for those who are not freedom enough

[somber warren]

Bavaria is a State in Germany, no one likes bc they are the stereotypical germans (lederhosen lots of beer oktoberfest)

[sturdy copper]

https://tenor.com/view/sheamus-tips-hat-wwe-smack-down-2021-gif-24404148

[heady crow]

alice what can you tell me about Urk?

[ionic hatch]

@wise bane HABSBURG LOOKING ASS

[wise bane]

U dont have go so hard on the bavaria thing guys

[remote vine]

Are they a bunch of liberals

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1049422758444007424/700B9CD0-3EFD-4ED1-A323-35AD26D24177.mov

[somber warren]

nah the opposite actually

[ionic hatch]

Idk I live in the city district

[placid sail]

one says they're southern drunkards, the other says they're liberals

you sure you hate the same guys?

[dreamy hornet]

Urk is a place and not a comic book sound?

[ionic hatch]

repost bro get some original shit

[wise bane]

I think you dont know how diffrent bavarians are

[ionic hatch]

ok habsburg

[ionic hatch]

omg literally me in highschool

😳

[wise bane]

Bavaria has diffrent part but still, every one sucks

[dreamy hornet]

Body type too?

[remote vine]

I will start using the bathroom during lunch

[sturdy copper]

and?
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1049422758444007424/700B9CD0-3EFD-4ED1-A323-35AD26D24177.mov

[ionic hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-from-cringe-pink-skull-cgi-render-gif-23154103

[ionic hatch]

way more feminine

[somber warren]

wow that was... really cringe

[placid sail]

well I guess if a Bavarian says that every Bavarian sucks, then so it is

[ionic hatch]

@sturdy copper get some pussy bro

[ionic hatch]

also the music we had in our highschool bathrooms was dutch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x18kNvUOyb0

[somber warren]

you had fucking music in the Bathroom????

[ionic hatch]

we had our "bathroom DJ"

[somber warren]

our bathrooms smelled like a pig farm

[ionic hatch]

every lunch this chick would play hardcore

[wise bane]

It is, still dont have to rant it in public, every bavarian knows

[orchid robin]

In my schools bathroom people just took shits outside the toilet

[somber warren]

that sounds ghetto af

[ionic hatch]

our bathrooms were literal trading posts

[placid sail]

huh

also apparently

just today

[remote vine]

Mr Hands moment

[ionic hatch]

I live in a ghetto

[somber warren]

ours too, but drug trading posts

[placid sail]

a terrorist group planning a coup was busted in Germany

[somber warren]

ye but that be politics

[wise bane]

Kinda worked like the safe rooms from left4dead

[ionic hatch]

like I cannot stress this enough but our toilets were the dutch east india company

[placid sail]

oh, right, sorry

[dreamy hornet]

[placid sail]

it just sounded so bizarre for me I didn't even register that

[remote vine]

complete with the wet works I'm sure

[somber warren]

i just don't want you to get a mute bro

[ionic hatch]

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-a-homie-kiss-smack-gif-17593938

[dreamy hornet]

[remote vine]

What

[heady crow]

👍

[remote vine]

👍

[somber warren]

that one was posted like, 5 mins ago

[remote vine]

didn't see, didn't count bucko

[somber warren]

thats not how mafia works

[ionic hatch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/977961772822691912/1005614719622725633/caption.gif

[remote vine]

show me then

https://tenor.com/view/boss-of-the-gym-niksib-gif-24748747

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-how-mafia-works-meme-dank-meme-deal-with-it-how-it-works-gif-13222794

[ionic hatch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/889247015098265601/1049853767530594415/VID_20221207_025020_748.mp4

[somber warren]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[remote vine]

@slim osprey has the same meme dealer as me

[ionic hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1049432196756295700/trim.5CCD4712-7214-4DE2-93CB-2D8A3423B48B.mov

[placid sail]

so I've consulted with my trusted federal sources, and apparently everyone indeed hate the Bavarians

[orchid robin]

I know that video

Its so sad

[somber warren]

thats so evil

[placid sail]

you've widened my horizons today brainfart, I thank you

[somber warren]

what did the poor racoon do to them

[stone blade]

Good day brainfart

[somber warren]

its a fact

[remote vine]

cruel and unnecessary punishment

[ionic hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907967315755286538/1049970998428049458/trim.6EFD53B0-D153-4E35-B6C3-FE8D5F833FB6.mov

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1049931501476786196/910735719306252378.gif

[ionic hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/867090703300820992/1049604079518761011/317776706_2717239255080251_4739297574199409644_n.mp4

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1021369082806816831/1025842136962314332/1618360730.gif

[orchid robin]

Fuckin hilarious

[heady crow]

@broken topaz

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/ihl-gear-neco-arc-gif-26313697

[broken topaz]

me right now

[ionic hatch]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/FPdCNL-uKViyqpyOcikZ2w_yAtAIuDB1XnyXesNwf8Y/%3F_nc_cat%3D110%26ccb%3D1-7%26_nc_sid%3D5cd70e%26_nc_ohc%3DtnDc4fIKYJwAX9UMjwC%26tn%3DWF7d7hJHML2eREsr%26_nc_ht%3Dscontent-waw1-1.xx%26oh%3D00_AfB9TbaYgU82uieyjxm5dvfP8t9ZapkHXDOe1UNWtEcgpA%26oe%3D6394421F/https/scontent-waw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/317349766_755171169247772_662271083087804232_n.jpg

[hidden path]

Love me some pints

[orchid robin]

Oi thats not true

[placid sail]

beer is nice but

[remote vine]

Only beer for me is Asahi, some are acceptable but only Asahi is good

[placid sail]

man titties though

[heady crow]

what

[placid sail]

weeb

[midnight tree]

beer tastes like shit

[ionic hatch]

hes literally from asia

[remote vine]

Does not work on me I’m Asian

[ionic hatch]

actual twink

[heady crow]

twunk in this case im pretty sure

[placid sail]

fair enough sir 🤝

[midnight tree]

that shit is barely drinkable even when i'm drunk

[placid sail]

beer contains estrogene-like substances

that'll make you like femboys

[heady crow]

oh fuck

why the fuck have i been drinking clears then when i can drink beer

[reef anchor]

Morn

[orchid robin]

No wonder i dont like alcohol

[somber warren]

Real

[placid sail]

it's supposedly lower in more stiff drinks

[dreamy hornet]

Why is the fed hater a furry anyway

[placid sail]

but yeah, beer is man titties city

[ionic hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/940899825837289472/1050034460160167976/VID_20220226_002440_910.mp4 someone take my based pass, this shit has me exhaling through my nose

where the fuck is this audio from

[orchid robin]

Certified hood classic

[remote vine]

I'd drink mead over beer but nobody makes mead nowadays

[hidden path]

what's mead again

[placid sail]

by Talos this weeaboo is tweaking

[ionic hatch]

"tell him, to take the mf gluten, OUT THE FUCKING BREAD" 🗿

[midnight tree]

fairly certain it's from a fella on yt named pantsahat

[dreamy hornet]

Mead is bitchin

[ionic hatch]

I love pantsahat

[remote vine]

https://youtu.be/F6hC4qQbDzI

[hidden path]

shiny man

[dreamy hornet]

Is a brothel a head bank

[ionic hatch]

yeah

[somber warren]

Honey wine thingy

its good

[remote vine]

mead is made from honey

[hidden path]

we got honey liquor

[placid sail]

can we just agree on one thing though

[dreamy hornet]

Never

[hidden path]

that and apple cider

[placid sail]

that tomato beer is an affront to gods?

[heady crow]

make cider but put like 400 grams of honey in there

[dreamy hornet]

Never tried it but yes

[somber warren]

apple cider is hella based

[orchid robin]

Fuckin what now

[placid sail]

do not

I almost puked

[somber warren]

Yes

[heady crow]

ive tried tomato juice

that shit is ass

[dreamy hornet]

Pilk level beer

[placid sail]

some of my colleagues and friends actually like it and I'm afraid of them

[heady crow]

you silly russians

[somber warren]

cut the contact

fr

[hidden path]

might go buy some cider rn tbh

[dreamy hornet]

Those are skinwalkers

[remote vine]

I tried tomato beer once. I had more fun drinking lager and I hated lager

[placid sail]

nah nah, tomato juice is fine, though I drink it really seldom

[hidden path]

regional specialty so it's cheap

[placid sail]

but tomato beer

fucking revolting

[dreamy hornet]

I need a good hefeweizen

[midnight tree]

alcohol is cringe as fuck

[somber warren]

Same xD 2 bucks for a liter

[lusty sonnet]

Tomato juice in a cocktail?

[somber warren]

nono

tomato beer

[lusty sonnet]

Ah

[placid sail]

nah that is fine

[lusty sonnet]

Fuck that

[hidden path]

brb drink time

[orchid robin]

Water is where its at

[dreamy hornet]

Minors

[sullen python]

Classiest man of the zone

[lusty sonnet]

Still have an Omer here somewhere that i need to ditch at someone's place

[remote vine]

This is basically just juice but 3%

[somber warren]

that shit looks hella sweet

i hate sweet drinks

[remote vine]

you're goddamn right it is

[placid sail]

why is it called "horror of peach"

[ionic hatch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh85GHBe6xY for those who still haven't played project wingman, just listen to this, I am BEGGING

[remote vine]

but my mom loves it so it's stocked 24/7 in the house

[somber warren]

wemen tend to like more sweet drinks

[remote vine]

I already listen to this every waking moment

have that shit set as my alarm

[ionic hatch]

@remote vine @midnight tree we playing TERRARIA?

[remote vine]

Yeah give me a moment

[grizzled meadow]

Imagine being lactose intolerant
I'm sure @heady crow isn't

[grim sluice]

Why do flying games have such banger OSTs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edpDD0fdmUQ

[somber warren]

aye i might buy that actually

[ionic hatch]

BUY PROJECT WINGMAN

DO IT

HOLY SHIT

[remote vine]

Free on game pass

[somber warren]

yes but i have to do a fucking subscription service

i hate that shit

bc i will forget to cancel it

[remote vine]

It’s good enough imo. Darktide is on it now as well

[broken topaz]

Hope you like the colour orange

[ionic hatch]

[broken topaz]

because thats half of project wingman

[somber warren]

but isn't game pass just for a month?

and if you don't keep paying you can't play?

[grim sluice]

I just learned California gets nuked in Project Wingman.
10/10 must buy

[remote vine]

Yeah I usually buy up to 6 months tho

[somber warren]

ok sold

thats all you had to say

[ionic hatch]

"Monarch", you use the name of a King, but what do you rule over, the dead?! The Federation fought for peace in this war, and you denied them that!" foreshadowing

all my homies HATE the federation

[remote vine]

If I like the game enough I buy it outright so not too big of a problem for me

[orchid robin]

Idk who they are but fuck em

[somber warren]

yeah, i think i will rather just buy the game itself. I hate subscription services so much

[ionic hatch]

for liking project wingman usagi you have gotten yourself a very special entry ticket

[remote vine]

crimson 1 is a crying little bitch and his dialogue kinda puts me off the game a bit

[ionic hatch]

FUCK CRIMSON 1

[remote vine]

At least mihaly knows when to shut the fuck up

[ionic hatch]

for those who have never played this game

https://tenor.com/view/project-wingman-sp34r-rail-gun-dogfight-wingman-gif-25292938

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-impressive-very-nice-coping-patrick-bateman-gif-26518058

[dreamy hornet]

Jets and lasers...

[somber warren]

thefuck is that

[ionic hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/mig29-project-wingman-ace-combat-aoa-limiter-gif-25948883

[broken topaz]

the "boss fight"

[placid sail]

old, but gold

[ionic hatch]

a railgun on a plane

[somber warren]

i hate it so much

[broken topaz]

it gets worse

[somber warren]

just whyyy

[ionic hatch]

everyone playing project wingman hates it

thats why you get to destroy it

[queen finch]

only ace combat i ever enjoyed was assault horizon

[grim sluice]

I don't know if I am double sold or disgusted.

Definitely want to play just to nuke.

Last decent fighter game I played was HAWX years ago

[ionic hatch]

okay you get to nuke sure

but before that you are committing constant warcrimes

[queen finch]

only reason i enjoyed Assault Horizon was that i got to bomb Terrorists with an AC 130 Gunship

and strafe technicals with a AH 64

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/stickbug-stick-bugged-femboy-femboyd-gif-18352768

[ionic hatch]

you are the reason germans are hated on the internet

[broken topaz]

yea thats pretty cringe ngl my man

[somber warren]

bro if even cori the resident femboy says that

then it must be true

[broken topaz]

bro im not a femboy

[somber warren]

wait you are not?

[ionic hatch]

[somber warren]

alice take coris femboy role away

fucking liar

[ionic hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-gif-25116980

[broken topaz]

i never said i was a femboy

Thats everyone else

[somber warren]

you can not expect from me that i fucking remember what everyone is or what into

[remote vine]

earthquake at my area

[heady crow]

rich

[ionic hatch]

[solar obsidian]

wait let me get this straight, #🎪bruh-fart now hates femboys?

the hypocrisy

[remote vine]

okay earthquake over

[heady crow]

short earthquake

[remote vine]

it lasted like 20 seconds that's about average

[somber warren]

@ionic hatch i fucking knew it you dirty glowie

[ionic hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/glow-in-the-dark-stick-man-glowing-walk-walking-gif-17406626

[somber warren]

hey 20 seconds is average!

a women does not need more then 20 seconds to cum

[remote vine]

if it's a bigger quake it'd last longer

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/907804235540885518/1050093963043938334/2p6nsqqyr84a1.png?width=581&height=663

[ionic hatch]

[dreamy hornet]

P!illegal Femboys

[orchid robin]

NNNOOOOO

[remote vine]

p!illegal Falco

[ionic hatch]

p!illegal seggs

[dreamy hornet]

P!illegal forklifts

[ionic hatch]

[orchid robin]

p!illegal everything

[slim osprey]

Dumb brainfarters

[slim osprey]

The illegality makes it hotter

[solar obsidian]

p!illegal tomboys

[slim osprey]

[somber warren]

NO you cannot make the Seggs illegal!

[slim osprey]

(This does not apply to children)

[solar obsidian]

[dreamy hornet]

P!illegal The law

[ionic hatch]

[remote vine]

p!illegal abs

[ionic hatch]

now tomboys AND abs ar eillegal

double felony

[placid sail]

p!illegal Trump

[placid sail]

hehe

[solar obsidian]

p!illegal mexicans

[solar obsidian]

original

[ionic hatch]

the mods will lynch you

[dreamy hornet]

P!illegal tacobell

[broken topaz]

p!illegal Penis

[queen finch]

if people hate you for no reason just give them one

[slim osprey]

Penis is now illegal

[somber warren]

ok i bought it now

[ionic hatch]

I like the germans tho

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[remote vine]

P!illegal pancake

[placid sail]

craaaaaaawling in my skiiiiiiiiin

[broken topaz]

ow the edge

[placid sail]

these wounds, they will not heeaaaaaaal

[dreamy hornet]

I'm still in denial that cori isnt a femboy

[remote vine]

Where is the Nero edit

[slim osprey]

They are

[broken topaz]

sorry to disappoint

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-king-joe-exotic-quarentine-tired-broke-as-shit-gif-16720965

[placid sail]

you never know what you truly need until you lose it

[broken topaz]

Sorry cropol, im just not

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

Prove it.

[placid sail]

why isn't it possible?

[placid sail]

why not? you stupid bastard

[broken topaz]

im one of those transformers

[slim osprey]

Impossible

[placid sail]

optimus prime mf

[orchid robin]

Another 40 minutes

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eye-twitch-cat-eye-twitch-cat-camera-gif-26361958

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-transformers-gif-8173495

[somber warren]

Autobots, Roll out

[orchid robin]

Back from the wait

[queen finch]

just cuz someone owns Thigh Highs and a skirt dont mean they a femboy

[dreamy hornet]

Transformer + or -

[devout hull]

Optipast Prime rolls over in a wheelchair

[vivid marsh]

coolest custome on the fr

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/992784681269461093/1050094554902184067/aA0xbAg_460s.png

[somber warren]

bahahhahahha

[dreamy hornet]

That looks like a nightmare

[somber warren]

wait they really did a metaverse party?

[ionic hatch]

[somber warren]

only the EU is capable of these amounts of cringe

[dreamy hornet]

Meta reminds me of a crappy hypnospace outlaw

[midnight tree]

how the fuck can you spend 400,000 dollaridoos for a fucking VIRTUAL PARTY

[ionic hatch]

meta is literally walmart VRchat

[dreamy hornet]

So chinese

[grim sluice]

Embezzlement

[dreamy hornet]

Cause if you walk around walmart look at whats affordable and where it comes from

[grim sluice]

Metaverses were a failure to begin with.
Do you see dinosaurs or big tiddy anime waifus walking about? No only cringe copy pasta boring avatars.

[queen finch]

gonna need fucktons of "Professionals" to make it happen, ya know

cant offend anyone

[narrow lotus]

down bad dude

[queen finch]

needs to be gender neutral and shit

i wouldnt wanna be part of that design board

[orchid robin]

For a moment i read “big tiddy dinosaurs”

[remote vine]

When they are making sword art online real call me

[grim sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/why-not-both-why-not-take-both-gif-11478682

[orchid robin]

Sounds like something grim would want

[solar obsidian]

[grim sluice]

Related

[solar obsidian]

@edgy abyss

[orchid robin]

I would not want head from those teeth

[edgy abyss]

what?

[solar obsidian]

ar skaitei sita?

[edgy abyss]

nope, why would I?

[sterile widget]

apie ka cia?

incest porn typo?

[edgy abyss]

apie anime bulshit virusje, speju

[placid sail]

confirmed reports of several young Europeans dying from cringe

[sterile widget]

cuju

[solar obsidian]

nezinau, klausiu Grim, jis gi scalie specialistas

[grizzled meadow]

Parlate come mangiate bastardi

E non parlate di incesto

[placid sail]

почему все заговорили на своих языках опять?

[grizzled meadow]

Solo perché parlate una lingua diversa non vuol dire che non vi capisco

[orchid robin]

is this the part where we speak in our own languages?

[sterile widget]

si

[grizzled meadow]

No

[solar obsidian]

yes

[edgy abyss]

blet

[placid sail]

сука!

[orchid robin]

KUUURRWWAAAA

[edgy abyss]

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/okurwa-kurwa-stachujones-stachu-jones-gif-13138130

[sterile widget]

eik nx gaidy

[solar obsidian]

it means "i love you"

[sterile widget]

yes

[edgy abyss]

NX man anime bulshit siuntineji?

[sterile widget]

it does

[solar obsidian]

[orchid robin]

I hate you too f4

[grizzled meadow]

🐐

[ionic hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/867090703300820992/1049128621987614891/trim.98E4DF0B-FF7A-4505-B7D8-71D4CEFF59FF.mov

[sterile widget]

wrong animal

[grizzled meadow]

Talk to Google Translate

[solar obsidian]

lmao wtf

[sterile widget]

eh

close enough

[grizzled meadow]

p!translate EN eik nx gaidy

[foggy mantle]

Original

eik nx gaidy

English

picture of a goat

[grizzled meadow]

Talk to Pancake

"close enough"

[hidden path]

got me cider

on sale

[orchid robin]

Pancake is never wrong

[grizzled meadow]

Mf can't speak his language

[edgy abyss]

if you ever meet a Lithuanian, spelling out the word ABB is considered a very friendly introduction

[sterile widget]

yeah sure lets go with that

[grizzled meadow]

Going with you can't speak your language? Perfect

[sterile widget]

ABB? sori as savo uole sedziu nzn kas tai reiske

[solar obsidian]

ai byby

[edgy abyss]

[lusty sonnet]

With the sauce?

[grizzled meadow]

Sexual?

[grizzled meadow]

Bench or rock?

[sterile widget]

tu bybys nx 😤

[lusty sonnet]

You decide

[edgy abyss]

visi mes bybiai

[grizzled meadow]

Epic Rap Battles of History

[sterile widget]

https://tenor.com/view/košėmalošė-gustas-lithuania-3d-gustas-meme-gif-26534407

[heavy peak]

Lietuviu takeover a? 😄

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/fresh-prince-we-will-smith-theres-no-we-shocked-gif-17214689

[sterile widget]

taip

atsibodo anglu jau

[orchid robin]

Ποιος άλλος έχει κατάθλιψη

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/lithuania-lietuv-lietuva-lt-ltu-gif-20751376

[solar obsidian]

ner general-LT tai tenka cia but

[sterile widget]

nu

tien 5 lietuviams siam serverije

[lusty sonnet]

Sexual it is

[orchid robin]

Πέος

[sterile widget]

https://tenor.com/view/lithuania-lietuva-cat-cats-kitten-gif-23653273

[queen finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/973592000836280320/1048283317092491284/20221202_085521.mp4

when your aim is too bad

[sterile widget]

skill issue

[queen finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/973592000836280320/1050098904173133884/IMG_20221207_181647050.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/973592000836280320/1050098903606898728/IMG_20221207_181654790.jpg

[solar obsidian]

a dude in stalker gamma already did that

[queen finch]

[hidden path]

My screen has that built in

[queen finch]

same

[sterile widget]

pornhub built in?

[queen finch]

no

thats wallpaper engine

[edgy abyss]

it's burned into my screen by now

[orchid robin]

Άμα το μεταφράζεις αυτό, άντε γαμήσου

[queen finch]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1767980541

[hidden path]

straight up don't even know what wallpaper engine is

[orchid robin]

Ikr

[heavy peak]

Resource leech

[queen finch]

^^

could be a bitcoin mining op ngl

[grim sluice]

How often are you just staring at the desktop to have it animated.

[solar obsidian]

p!translate EN Άμα το μεταφράζεις αυτό, άντε γαμήσου

[foggy mantle]

Original

Άμα το μεταφράζεις αυτό, άντε γαμήσου

English

If you translate that, fuck you

[orchid robin]

I love my daily dose of desktop

[solar obsidian]

lmao

[lusty sonnet]

Took the bait

[heavy peak]

We take acid like in good ol days to have static objects animate

[solar obsidian]

[devout hull]

I leave some nice wallpaper on while doing other shit unrelated to my computer.

[queen finch]

not that often honestly, its more of a thing i use on my phone

[orchid robin]

Close enough, it should be “if you are translating this, fuck you”

[queen forum]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-backrooms-drip-gif-26565702

[grim sluice]

Did a slideshow for each hour at most as a supplement.

[lusty sonnet]

Just have too much shit open to warrant using wallpaper engine

And there are free alternatives

[solar obsidian]

i got the Bing(chilling) Wallpaper installed and its just gives a good new view everyday (while it mines my data and sometimes when i open chrome it switches to bing instead of google by itself)

[lusty sonnet]

Chilling with bing

[heavy peak]

I mean it's in the name

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/bing-gif-25601964

[devout hull]

They give superior head.

[orchid robin]

Are there any mentally healthy people on the internet in general?

[slim osprey]

Aldo

[devout hull]

The people who haven't gone further than the front page of the search engine.

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/noot-noot-meme-noot-noot-black-background-gif-26002556

[queen forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524964633992232970/936280873194623038/rat-spin.mp4

[queen finch]

[lusty sonnet]

Tinder grindr

[sterile widget]

YEAH TF

HHAHAHA

BRO IS TRYING OUT BOTH SIDES

[orchid robin]

Its called bisexuality

[placid sail]

what a shame. smack lips

[sterile widget]

beta testing

[devout hull]

Is F4 being a 13.3 year old again?

[sterile widget]

7

[orchid robin]

[sterile widget]

actually 🤓

[sterile widget]

idk

[queen forum]

Maybe you should try getting a job.

[lusty sonnet]

Still needed to place bets, thx for the reminder

[queen finch]

Tinder, Discord, Clover and Grindr, best combo

[wise bane]

Isnt f4 15 ?

[sterile widget]

yes i am

[orchid robin]

Nah hes 4

[sterile widget]

its a running joke that im 4

[wise bane]

And discord is still the darkest of them

[orchid robin]

nnnnnnoooooooooooooooooo, for real?

[queen finch]

agreed

[wise bane]

Okay, wasnt sure if it was a joke too

[placid sail]

I've read it like "ff 15" and had horrible league flashbacks

[sterile widget]

SI

[queen finch]

Discord has overtaken Clover at this point

[wise bane]

Im sry for that, ive been there

[lusty sonnet]

Final fantasy 15 aint that bad

[wise bane]

Can agree becouse i dont even know clover

[orchid robin]

Tf is clover

[wise bane]

Thank you

[queen finch]

4Chan

[wise bane]

What is it sir?

[queen finch]

[orchid robin]

I am not entering that cesspool

[queen finch]

id rather not explain

[wise bane]

Ill google

[orchid robin]

DONT

[queen finch]

oh shit

[wise bane]

OMGGG

[orchid robin]

WERE ABOUT TO LOSE HIM, DO SOMETHING

[wise bane]

I never google a thing of a person from discord again

[sterile widget]

clover is tumblr 2

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/sounding-gif-24179006

[sterile widget]

[placid sail]

my body is clear of poison for two weeks already

[wise bane]

I talked about being not happy earlier, but this is the final point of it i think

[placid sail]

the colours are back

the happiness is slowly coming back

[queen finch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlhRQiVeQPY

[placid sail]

the suicidal thoughts and extreme saltiness are going away, slowly

[lusty sonnet]

Does the fed have something to do with that? :)

[wise bane]

Im actually happy for you, dont fall for the trap of a friend saying „only one aram“ IT IS NEVER 1 ARAM

[wise bane]

R u german?

[placid sail]

ironically, yes

[sterile widget]

no hes danish

[lusty sonnet]

Nice

[queen finch]

yes, what gave it away ?

[lusty sonnet]

Go get it Bz

[placid sail]

while it was my decision, she said once after another frustrating match "you say you hate it all the time"

and I was like WAIT A SECOND THAT'S TRUE

[wise bane]

But beleve me, it will never be like it was before league

[placid sail]

indeed, my soul is forever scarred

[lusty sonnet]

Mfer needed an actual voice of reason

[wise bane]

U have a little bit of a weird english

[queen finch]

kek

[stone blade]

ало

[sterile widget]

cheeki breeki iv damke

[placid sail]

my bestie was a drug dealer in that regard, so yes indeed

[wise bane]

Have been sober for 2 years and im still damaged

[placid sail]

it gets better man (unlike League itself)

[lusty sonnet]

Your bestie is a fed now, questionable development but ok

[wise bane]

Handsome

[placid sail]

new champions are fucking trash

[placid sail]

no, bestie is a russian dude

and fed is a

you know

[orchid robin]

So an fsb agent?

[wise bane]

We have to be strong and resistent … like …. Like alistar ult

[lusty sonnet]

I know

OGs know

[wise bane]

We have enough feds

[lusty sonnet]

The OG fed tho

[wise bane]

Is there a non og variant of feds

[placid sail]

Rammus with a new mythical item can have 1400 armor

[lusty sonnet]

Ye the fake feds are non og

[wise bane]

Thanks, u made me clear that im very happy i didnt play the game since 2 years

[wise bane]

Have an example

[orchid robin]

Ahh, nothing like taking a piss while its raining am i right lads

[lusty sonnet]

Most have been banned or muted into oblivion so i cant think of an example tbh

[wise bane]

German „Son“ in my head and it fitted even more

[placid sail]

not a lot have changed since that time, really
and everyone is still as salty, entitled, toxic and incompetent as day one

you've made the right choice brudda

[wise bane]

Everything is cool while it rains, only being outside ducks

[wise bane]

Huh okay

[orchid robin]

Well i was doing it outside

[heavy peak]

Can't have shit in Detroit

[wise bane]

You too my dude

[lusty sonnet]

Think minty or kato or whatever was called a fed, dunno tho

[wise bane]

Huh .. i mean pissing outside in the rain sounds lovely

Kato is still here and is a furry

[orchid robin]

It truly was

[queen forum]

@grizzled meadow Here is something you might like

[wise bane]

Wanna join me taking a piss next time it rains? Everything is better together right

[lusty sonnet]

@placid sail say hi to the fed for me, tyty

[placid sail]

I think that user really like possums

[orchid robin]

Ofc my brother, want me to help you hold it?

[placid sail]

will do!

[queen forum]

no shets sherlock

[wise bane]

Nah holding is fine, but shaking the last bits off would help man

[queen forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/163382741491122176/895901244881776670/top_500_possums.mp4

[wise bane]

Did u watch it completly?

[queen forum]

yes

[orchid robin]

Those are opossums tho, possums are a bit different

[queen forum]

indeed

[wise bane]

U stand behind your Opossums and i respect that

[wise bane]

How do you like my hedgehog?

[orchid robin]

Just show me the method and i can do it

[queen forum]

my fav one is number 187

[wise bane]

Yeah ill show you, its like a back and forth woth the forskin. Can show it on yours, its really good

Trained it a looot

[orchid robin]

Okay so at least we got everything down

Anything else that is needed for the occasion

[wise bane]

Thats a nice hat

[queen forum]

yes

also

[wise bane]

Opossum

Rate my HEDGEHOG

[orchid robin]

10/10

[wise bane]

Thanks but u also would touch my dick so there is that

[queen forum]

Is very cool yet might become a school shooter
Shadow the hedgehog/10

[wise bane]

Thank you sir

[orchid robin]

Damn, my attempts at seduction have failed

[wise bane]

Also standing on the metal thing while driving is cool

[wise bane]

Your not maja

[slim osprey]

@grizzled meadow

[orchid robin]

I know, if i was maja i would be a huge bottom and would tell you to choke me

[slim osprey]

@pastel quartz come do your thing

[orchid robin]

She aint online so dont expect it

[slim osprey]

Lots of people hide in invisible

[lusty sonnet]

Bz for example

[orchid robin]

Not maja, shes always on “away”

[errant river]

https://youtu.be/T8zPzEMbixk

[wise bane]

Yeah but thats a thing about it, only maja csn do it and no one beats her

[orchid robin]

Soooooo……time for competitive seduction?

[wise bane]

U stalking her? Dont fall for the trap, touch my dick and your more safe than with her

[wise bane]

Hell yeah, thats my dutyer

[orchid robin]

No, its just that she dmed me today and i noticed that she has the “away” status

[wise bane]

So she DMed you too, weird

[orchid robin]

And who tf changes their status so quickly, therefore i assume she always has it

[orchid robin]

She dmed me asking if im okay after the cascade of messages when my internet loaded

[slim osprey]

The fed is DMing you guys?

[wise bane]

Yeh thats fair

[slim osprey]

Don't fall for the PsyOp

[lusty sonnet]

Ah maja is the fed

[wise bane]

She can be nice sometimes, and 5 sec later she talked about something being dominated

[lusty sonnet]

Who is maja tho

[wise bane]

The fed

[orchid robin]

No shes generally nice…..just horny

[wise bane]

Id didnt

[slim osprey]

Some e-girl that's too horny

[orchid robin]

Also is that an invitation

[wise bane]

Yeah and thats like really cool for someone on discord

I mean being nice

[wise bane]

Yes it is

[lusty sonnet]

Cori?

[orchid robin]

HA, SEDUCTION COMPLETE

[slim osprey]

More horny

[lusty sonnet]

Minty?

[slim osprey]

More horny

[lusty sonnet]

Ah

[slim osprey]

She's on a league of her own

[wise bane]

Maja is a fed, there is nothing more to it. She is the definition of horniness

[lusty sonnet]

Time to close my dms

[orchid robin]

Lock your doors

[wise bane]

Yes she is, no one beats her, i tried and ended up with a cum jar she wants to eat

[lusty sonnet]

Mfer you're a league of horny on your own

[orchid robin]

[slim osprey]

She's worse than me

[lusty sonnet]

Ναι

[orchid robin]

Idk she didnt send me a cock pic

[slim osprey]

I can fix her...

[wise bane]

Yeh since that i threw all jars away i have

[lusty sonnet]

You can't

Cropol don't sell your soul

[slim osprey]

I can

[wise bane]

True, have to respect that. @slim osprey does so and i dont like it

[dreamy hornet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/709222629185290257/1050092739393495080/caution-guard-bear.jpg

[slim osprey]

I'll keep her as a pet

[lusty sonnet]

Ayo?

[slim osprey]

[dreamy hornet]

You guys simping in here

[wise bane]

Dutyer is

Hes the fedfeeder

[orchid robin]

Excuse me?

[dreamy hornet]

Minor error

[lusty sonnet]

Minors?

[dreamy hornet]

Dutyer

He's a lil tike

[vivid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/serbia-serbian-srbija-yugoslavia-gif-25231911

[lusty sonnet]

Oh no

[dreamy hornet]

If I read something I remember it

[orchid robin]

Huh? Idk what that means

[dreamy hornet]

He said he was 15

[orchid robin]

Im not 15

F4 said hes 15

why do i keep typing 16 instead of 15

[slim osprey]

Stroke coming your way

[dreamy hornet]

I caught the old

[orchid robin]

Actually you guys dont know my age do you

[dreamy hornet]

My headcanon is youre younger than me like the rest of chat has been so far

[orchid robin]

How old are you

[dreamy hornet]

25

[atomic pewter]

26

[orchid robin]

How is your arthritis old man

[vivid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/sadhotgirl-gif-23730412

[dreamy hornet]

I dont have any aches whatsoever

Outside of the usual from exercising and pumping

[vivid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/arma3-arma-gif-22557169

[orchid robin]

But yeah

Ig were gonna keep it that way

[wise bane]

Man your old, sucks for you haha

[dreamy hornet]

If arma 4 is perfectly flawless it wouldnt be the same

I bet youre broke tho

[wise bane]

I am, still younger than you lmao sucker

[grim sluice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_mESOTbEPs

[placid sail]

you've said you're 28 just recently you old bag of bones and fat

oh no wait