#🎪bruh-fart
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I suddenly got a chill up my spine
greetings otakus
haii bird
told you, you cant win
Greetings whatever an otaku is
hello maja and based bandit
there is no such thing as a based bandit
That's right, finally someone who recognizes fame when they see it
shoot your goo
the dance after finding new boys he can teach they way of his lord
me when I see degeneracy in this discord
When the

Sooo anything else?
Its happening again, im done. See you all after 40 minutes when this loads
It actually took 40 minutes
dutyer, dont fuck with the time again, u know timemachines have their problems
and there he goes again
I need a woman that will kill me and eat my body
based
Alice might be able to do that
alice is a girl?
Finally

It's a shift changing time
i have 2 more to add 
I'm still waiting for them
oh got scared for a secound
papa falco is back 
I think so

back
It's not like I disappeared for a week
u dont understand the misery of every second you arent online
My colleague dropped 1 bag of a cubic metre, of fucking gravel, guess who had to help

bruh moment
35 cubic feet
76 cubic middlefingers
How much is that in burgers
1
@grizzled meadow 




this chat is a little bit too 
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yeah you better watch yourself, madi
@pastel quartz
Can’t relate 😎
liar


Sooooo, not threatening at all?
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ghuh
I like this emoji





Me when crystal says some depressing shit 
how tired are you -> Medirex: yes
down bad for good food
always will be, i will only accept a girl in my life if i get food this way
every day there's an itch in the roof of my mouth that only a shotgun could scratch
how much get paid?
$0
thats good money right there
The only thing im down bad for is skittering up and down my walls as the disease flares up
plagueussy
hope u get better
The disease is a gift
nurgle headass
nurgle?
paul harrell 🙏
Going for more of a Jane Prentiss vibe
i gotta develop a drinking problem soon
skill issues
Alcoholism lore
Waaaay ahead of you
@midnight tree
when I find the guy playing Megalovania in Mordhau
that has to hurt in his ears
What else is there to play
Scout vs micspamming demoknight
terraria
boop boop boop boop

preach it
nothing
Buy VR games and play mediocre unfinished games, that have no playerbase and cost too much

might fall for the VR meme once my new setup is ready
(it is delayed for 3 more days)
yeees
Fall for the VR meme
play the 4 good games there are
I bought a brand new case and they keep fucking pushing back the arrival date
I cant use my old one it isn't wide enough
I should buy a new case
gamergirl
my power button is broken on my case
your power bottom is broken?
I touch the naked wires together to start my pc
Bulgarian
notices your bulgarian owo what's this?
I only have 2 interests
Into the radius and HHH

omgg ur so uwuu
?
they added pagman 
H3 is alright

@molten solar they added

But unless you like jerking off on guns
whoops wrong person
its kinda meh
what's h3
yeah I like jerking off on guns
sounds wicked
The mods make it fun for a while and the features are sick
I wish ITR was more like stalker
more like hotdogs, horsecocks and handgrenades
But as you progress in that game it becomes less spooky mutants and anomalies
and more just men shooting at you
yea but stalker still has alot more variety
that's literally what it was lmao
even the og
imagine playing stalker
Imagine my balls dragging across your forehead
I dunno its just in ITR once you actually get a gun that isnt a makarov
anything that isnt a dude with armour and a gun becomes trivial to fight
eew
posting the same ,,meme'' weirdchamp
I love rimworld
Maja? Not being horny?
Also I must do Gmod VR
Why
I have like, 150 mods
I want to walk around maps in first person

P!mute @pastel quartz 1d shitty political meme ( literally )
@pastel quartz has been muted for 1 day.
omggg those emotes eek, love u
omegalul
hi maja
Oh god
wait hol up
not another one
haii uwu 
also how do you have more than like 20 mods
Oh november is here

I have 50 and my game takes 3 minutes to start

even madeg is here
what's better
deez nuts
madeg on top looks more pepega, better
pepega in chat bros
finally something cute
these microplastics really be hitting hard today
add xqcl aswell please :xqcL:

to show love! and compassion, being friendly

here is a special one
6 minutes, hecc no
a whole fucking 7 minute video
its rare
you claim to love rim world yet has not heard of dwarf fortress, curious
my prized possession
thank you, i will share this with several people
i can't send 8.07mb payday dlc unlocker file but u can send a 7 minute video 
I encourage it please
your jordans... are fake
I need the unlocker
I don't have the keys
cope and sneed
sneed?
gen z 
Sneedclave reporting in
real
Payday? PAYYYDDAAAYYYY
payday uwu

Wait wait i have something that fits this
meh, aware is better

And for some reason my messages appear as usagis messages
Typical L for Duty
sneedclave here, why isnt your video feed working?
Fuck
Discord cannot hide my superiority
ew dirty
finger condom
No shit I'm a forklift driver in a magazine with construction materials
My finger got pretty fucked up lmao
That bussy can clench fr
how deep
Inferiority
Who the fu - Who is - What - I should kick your fucking ass, who is this?
had to wear one of them for a month when I got my finger stuck In a belt sander

Ah fuck its happening again
you are a dutyer, cannot go lower than that
when i mushed my finger in a sheet metal bending machine i just got an ice pack and a coffee then i went back to work
Wait, 2 or the heist?
perpetual middle finger
what?
2..?? heist??
Sliced 2 fingers on steel wire and I only wore 2 raggedy band aids for the rest of my work shift
Overuse
Never seen those finger condom things
i cant edit my message?
Sigh, okay fellas. Be back in 30
Or 40
Hell who knows how long it will take
I had half of my fingernail missing
looked like ground beef with pieces of fingernail in it

my fingernail just fell off
never had that happen before
yum
Radiation
after a few weeks of having two layers of fingernail
losing any part of my body I'm used to would fuck me up
even a fingie nail
yippee
awie this game was wicked
@rustic wave
where did you forget it
happened to me once
happens to me every day
snake try to remember some of the basics of cqc
up
up your ass?
water gun OP
Lmao
I know its a bit but it was like up some place above my ball bag
I mean I do use sign language
oh yeah that happens to me sometimes
fist of the north rawr
sometimes when i piss i look down and one of my balls are just deflated because they've made their way into my scrote again
Like ASL or calling your coworker a cunt from across the factory floor
When I was a kid I pissed really really hard at school to get back to class to watch Aladdin
nice
balls
nuts, even
you changed the firing mode by accident bro
lmaaaooo
happens to the best of us
fun fact: dicks can break in half
Do you guys know that feeling when you bend your boner and it pops
wtff
Oneyplays 'crack my dick' moment
wait, if you bend your boner, does it like permanently break nd you have to go to hospital and stuff?
not sure
literally me
No
literally me
You mean your bone?
Not permanent, extremely painful
Johnny Knoxville has permanently fucked up his dick
Ayo?
hey paul
I steer with my fucking left hand
DISCORD LIGHT MODE

THAT MESSAGE IS RIGHT
EL DISCORD BLANCO
use the wheel knob
DIOS MIO
discord blanco 
I am mute 
use my knob
No I don't wanna play with the knob

Oh my bad
Two types of men
can't use left hand. L
two types of men
men and manly women

yes you are
steer with left hand, right hand is reserved for a refreshing ice cold beer
Alice is more man than i am
Both hands on the wheel
You have a peen
10 and 2! :)
sunday driver 🤮
you are not a men, i knew that. i thought alice is a men so she is a men
No, 60 in a school zone
lmao
Just drive with foot, no hands allowed
fr
real
It’s literally me
just give me top left
🤟
That hurt to hear
When ur parents annoy u
Am I a mouse?
Fuck
i got some cheese if you know what i mean
i am very unclean and i live in the woods
gross
I dont get it
good
dick cheese is the joke
this is you
@narrow lotus
Oh
disgusting
You wished
Cheesed to meet you
this mf
this conversation is very cheesing
Euros consider the ability to have a rancid cock something to flex on Americans over
smh
+you dont understand, my truth is real real truth for me, so the truth where u are a men is true
festive billy
Mf really looked at someone named Alice and went hmm yes man
fake news
oo kill em
yeah because online names are obviously always representative of their real names
as you can clearly see
exterior like fish eggs
he text like man, he is man
Yes your name is clearly twink
Who would lie on the internet
Your name clearly is Curie
Bruno in chat?
I am clearly a doge
Just because I got more muscles then you doesn't make me a man
thats how i met your mother/man
into agroprom we go boys
technically if you go into any mmo community, half of them will have their facebook, spotify linked, with their actual name as a name
How tf they text different
hello hai bruno hai hai u here?
Alice are you trans or is this a bit
no brüno in chat
they do
haaai
haii hai!
thats just dumb if you ask me
technically if you go into any mmo community you will find deez nuts
I'm a tomboy not a Trans person
who tf are you
your dad
“Brb gamers I have to go frolic in the wheat field in my long dress n get pregnant”
nothin much g, just doin homework
what subject
real
declarative programming
sounds about right, or they are just horny
look, cori texts like female
Like computer stuff?
yes
Yeah pfp checks out
my god the agroprom music
i still know the definition but dont really get it
Trust me its a fine line
and yet you do not own programming socks
I do own programming socks?
i refuse to play with music
I do
proof?
no
reminds me that I'm not playing gamma but I'm actually playing a horror game
bit cringe
God I hate people who think tomboys are mtf
i dont like it, its not the original stalker ost afaik
🐟 ing for feetpics you are
🤟
fake
you know how cold it gets sitting at your pc coding half of a day
Just because I like "guy things"
I don't even like feet
Tomboys are lesbians dunno how to tell you this
Gotta keep the legs warm

is there somewhere a better definion for that than fcking confusion wikipedia
like irl
I like dick what are you on about furry looking ass
but it is quite amazing
Not necessarily
globo-homo trying to brainwash all the tomboys
yeah duh of course you dont
Tomboy is Just a woman who likes guy things, like cars, guns etc.
Women but based
real
trans is a person that wants to be fully a different gender, even make a gender operation in some cases, a person that identifies themselves as a different danger
kurwa
ah well thats like 50% of women i know
Im all ears
tomboy is such a loose term if thats the case
i know that, but we are talking about tomboys
YOU'RE loose
she gave you the definition of the other thing
with that u pretty much know the difference, innit
Twink obliterated
foot loose
Yes a loose cannon
another chip off the old block
this one location

1 question, i dont get why everything has to have a own name (yeah so you dont have to explain everytime) like thats just a thing that nothing other than a normal girl, u just like stuff
oh yeah true, thanks
Can we not go into gender politics ?
what 
For the record I don’t, I’m just contractually obligated to mention I’m trans every two seconds.
U guys love to bring up controversy i swear
didnt want to
nobody is talking about gender politics
The tomboy is a forced meme by anime enthusiasts for any girl they can relate to

full stop
fake news
MTF: male to female
FTM: female to male
but like maybe i miss something but, tomboy is a name for people who like specific stuff
MTF: Mobile Task Force
ill stop it now
MTF: Man i love Tax Fraud
wasnt mtf also a game
so far so good
going great
jokes on you i don't watch no fuckin anime and i prefer tomboys
no thats mtg
Yeah tomboy is just a term for girls who like ‘manly’ stuff
no that's mgs
no thats MSG
mtf scp wasnt a game?
I love msg
lao gang ma
msg is the stuff in chinese foos isnt it
its your opinion, i dont like the gamma soundtrack 🤷♂️
lao gang ma
lao gang ma
lao gang ma
my favorit thing in this world
JOIN DUTY IN THE FIGHT AGAINST THE ZONE
LAO GAN MA
msg isn't even that bad everyone has been lied to
the good one

unironically best soundtrack is dead air
JOIN FREEDOM IN TEH FIGHT AGAINST YOUR MOM
everything which has evolved from it traces back mainly to DA
Freedom kekw
JOIN CLEAR SKY FOR THE FIGHT AGAINST SHORT TREVELING TIME
freedom weed faction
Me trying to leave the Agroprom underground through the military base tunnel
clear sky honestly just chilling
the legend says, if you bend over and wait, the ghost becomes-
bing chilling
yeah in the fcking corner of the work where nobody wanna go
CS is the best. Best outfits, best aesthetic, best background
yes, do it again 
kinda thicc
Blue camo in a swamp lmao
literally all of them are except military and eggheads
exactly 😎
any artifacts in the agroprom?
good amount
they don't need to hide
on hills mostly
military is tho
I mean in the labs
You’re a deadbeat and you’re a fed.
I know about the surface ones
military is funded by the big gov not outside
yes
well yeah but the gov is also outside 
Yoo same
just look out of the window
i heard that people say all labs have artis but i couldnt find any the 1st time i been there (grizzly detector)
Also I mean CS is there to begin with by some organization akin to how UNISIG is
I got my svarog
but its vague and barely touched upon
I know for a fact I've found some in x16
swagrog
artifact hunting in a literal hole 
well I did find some back then
idk about now
maybe grok changed some shit again that nobody asked for
thank god
and we love him for that
X16 'enjoyers' in their favorite area experiencing riveting gameplay
Literally me
Can this mf stop getting arrested
Lmao
bruh
i mean look at him, he gangsta
Balaan Blunderworld really break a naka
Mama im a criminal 😔
gotta crank my photoshop up too
Ok now im festive
p!avatar Curie
cowfee
behind this red door lies stalker 2
where i post from
damn its empty on the map, so that means stalker 2 is fake? 🤔
has been leaked that it is fake
I'm almost potty trained 👏
looks durpy
im proud🧢
why is there no meme channel?
every channel is the meme channel
Only if you’re brave
#╟🔰☢newbies-chat join me brother
the other side of the door does exist @solar obsidian

Based and understandable, I have a few friends who are transgender
but a meme channel would be even more meme
Tomboy, the name existed for quite a while, at least as a term
Tomboy is real and so are many other identities
„Oxford Languages“
tomboy
/ˈtɒmbɔɪ/
noun
a girl who enjoys rough, noisy activities traditionally associated with boys.
yeah just thing that is is such a common thing that i wouldnt need a name, hope you know what i mean
Let the tomboys exist, else I'll have one less reason to be alive
yeah of course
Yeah don’t really understand why everyone acts like it’s only an anime thing
Whos everyone?
ill just shut my mouth becouse everything thinks i have something against tomboys xD
You do cause u gay)
some people I’ve seen here and there
My coworkers
Im so full of secondhand smoke yummy
u midget want a furrywife
shoot in pewpewpew
Smgs my beloved
P!avatar @wind forum
didnt work well in newcomers did it
Do not make mention of this
Dangerously close to furry
Didnt what what
true, and sweaty
I won't be insulted by a furry and a fish
found a single bracelet in the agroprom institue
meh
How much
i thought u wanted to start a meme thing there
my fish is from spongebob tho
Kort
yeah, but i forgot u a furry, sry for overestimating u
some fucking old fart just said to me "you're young and don't understand much" and i swear to fucking god i would've beat his arthritis ridden ass if i wasn't on the job
Now I kill you
gramps needs to be knocked down a peg or two
okay nobody will insult you, u have cats and share them
Unplug his life support
Tell him he has alzheimer and his mama smells
man thats a daily basis for me
they get the rough shower after they dont respect me
Make fun of his dead relatives
Old people are fiesty
or that he never had relatives becouse now one would ever love him
standing like a rock 
You gotta put them in their place by overloading them with zoomie speak
fr fr on god no cap
Certified total war moment
nah they just dont listen
ong
lol is the thing that triggers them the most
i just told em to get the fuck out of the roundabout they were parked in
because they're old and fucking retarded
bruh, i would throw shit at them
monke
how an old mf manages to have a drivers license scares me
bulgarian grindset
joe biden probably has one
yeah these fuckin oldies don't pay attention to fucking anything not right in front of them in traffic
Oh god here we go
c'mon man
aint no way he wont crash the whip when he cant even walk in a straight line
there are so many deaths becouse of this here
"joe biden turn right" *keeps walking on to the grass
old people just going full speed in a supermarked becouse they get the wrong pedal
mf too based to listen to the virgins in the secret service
old fucks should have to take drivers licenses every year to prove they know how to drive a car
i mean, he is the president. his job is to dont give a fuck
I'm forking lifts but the entire day only 20 customers passed
I'm dying of boredom
yeah, but no that weed you got there, u going to jail for a loooong time buddy
I got 2 and a half hour left
u all in work?
the prison industrial complex and its consequences have been a disaster for the american people
yeah, and in a few years germany is exactly where america is now
I don’t work I’m waiting for my mandatory military service
for profit prison moment
and no one cares that this is a fact and it is soo bad
Based
shoot those loners
Shoot deez
I’ll accept the vodka bribes
no one cares because theyre convinced theyre good people and wont be thrown into jail
fcking bureaucracy shit man
fucking people shit man
they dont think, they just listen
fcking fucks of fuck dude
nah im fr im really fucked up now, thanks mister intelligent
Its not really on the people for the actions of a system they have very little power in
facts, but dont discourage what voting can do
Please its been 40 minutes load the messages
but no one cares dude, and if you say stuff like this they just deny everything. People are so lazy they only can deny stuff that is true for them
yes
where is pee stored
in the balls
How to respond when a little shit calls you a boomer
stop fcking with the time again, Dr. Strange gonna come and fck u up
kick him in the face
Fact checked ✅
i hate discussing things on the internet with people who have common sense and use it, wanna hurt my self now
im gonna bite my tongue fr fr
whar
Voting is important for harm reduction but it will never change the systems that the people in charge actively benefit from
absolutely facts
vote for the lesser evil, but know voting doesnt change shit
Pics that go hard:
u Mr. my name is a meme
2nd hardest pic ive seen today
yeah, and even this people dont get
What’s the first
Damn it does go hard af
had a discussion a few days a go where a guys answer was: no even if you vote the lesser evil, the ods of it are the same and it is completly useless. He skipped the 1+1 part in school
thats fire

Holy shit Yakuza 6
u know, becouse it is aaand there is fire in the pic
🐟
“Thank you, your love has broken the curse and freed my soul”
wha
Currently using the merc ACE scientific suit
seems to be good
will report
it is good
Congrats on not being a suspected terrorist anymore
EZclap
Beat the allegations
thank you thank you 🤝
?
Oh that’s beautiful
I want this in GAMMA
From suspected to confirmed 💪
@grizzled meadow @heady crow @stone blade @placid sail @slim osprey @slate crown look at this funny pumpkin guy whiffing a big one
i screenshoted it from the internet
My favorite gun of all time
in the pic it says to report if u notice something
thank you for sharing 
no
Squidward-chan
Choosing to stop their eyeballs from absorbing light
bazinga
and then he get teleported in to a another world where all the girls love him for some reason
pango can't do that
he smokes a lot of weed
you don't know me
Based tbh
i know you, pango
your name is pango and yu-ou live in trees in vietnam
my guy pinged the entire server
ivan hi
mannn you forgot the images
yes i did
It’s a goose
that's a duck
Goose
damnnn
moose
Australia
if haters are fucking the lion i think we should call animal help centre or something like that
for your information, its an active account
feel free to check it out bros 
Except our cig packs arent branded
@real tinsel
L snake indeed
work is hard
puffin a lil dart
In related news:
@slate crown update on pc?
got damn!!
no hope
the mf scoobert gear
Fek
going to take longer than i expected
Rip pango
I'll have to play drg with others then
yes but i am not sad, only dumb
Ok, who pinged me?
no one stfu

🐒
shouldve known how this was gonna end
Literally me
no sorry its only the intro
brb gonna try this now
unattended 4 year old spotted
dog is named princess
Its 2 PM, they let me go home at 4 PM, I got a 45 minute break now

he's literally me fr
I was about to say
He's looking at his screen rn
this cat talk makes me wanna talk about my kitty
he saw maja?
whenever i try to kiss my kitty on the forehead he becomes all shy and lowers his face
The maja roasts are back?
dumbass kitty
something like this
i drew this btw @slate crown do you like it? :333
picasso
amogus
10 minutos left
amogass

Mann the generators is a wild wild place
holy fuck
4 giants
3 burers and 2 controllers
this reminds me
back in about 2015-2016, a couple in my city had sex in a generator room and it malfunctioned or something then crisped them
KHATYL ❤️
he's playing the ukrainian tarkov
Their raw, SSSEXUAL energy must have messed with it.
yeah it had something to do with their liquids i think
they squirted it all over the generator and it decided that it won't take this insult and blew up
da





