#🎪bruh-fart
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they call me ghost driver
Oder Niederländisch
p!roast @foggy mantle
they do all of that stuff towards me, then they're wondering why i took the pipe bomb out of my backpack 
@foggy mantle, You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit
p!roast @split canyon
@split canyon, You're not funny, but your life, now that's a joke.
cold
ah yea, true that
je t'aime
p!roast @midnight tree
@midnight tree, You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar
Lmao
krankenhaus
wtf does that mean
kill em
Parówka
jokes on you i have every bot blocked
Spiritus lenis + accent, didn't fuck it up
fuck them robots
i knew you wouldnt know
if people wanna tell me something they can do it themselves
never open a blocked message
p!roast @midnight tree
@midnight tree, I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
Me in the international space station high on my smuggled crystal
I am the most based Dutch person on this God damn planet
You’re Dutch?
the dutch cant be based
Cringe
hospital? sick house? wtf
Dutch? That explains the height
go back to sinking into the ocean, atlantis ripoff

If you’re Dutch you literally cannot be based
Go colonize my asscrack for opium fed
Wrong, I already proved it
yeah hospital xD there is also Schmetterling
I am forklift certified
While you’re down there go ahead and look for some Dutch “gold” I’m sure the smell is the same
why would u say hospital to me after i said ,, i love u '' D:
At least I'm not Belgian, French or british
Bullshit women aren’t real
dutch oven 
Why is the german language so aggresive
I'm in your walls
You said you pick up chicks with your forklift certification right
the homeless man fears no wall feds
it isn't, i think we are just used to how it sounded from austrian guy
I’m in your vaginal walls L plus stay away I’m scared of women
No because I'm straight
The failed painter?
yup
Failed? I mean he was pretty successful
That's why I don't feel anything 
Yes 🗿
Small microscopic protoorganism like thorn berry gang rise up
becouse i think its a funny word
Kartofel
yeah thats true, its isnt people making fun of it just pronounce it agressive
Me and the white boys taking trips to Agartha

To get that alien lean
feat. alien lean
Ich liebe dich auch
Lean? Lean on me for emotional support
Wrong person
FUCK
My gamer fingies aren’t coordinated
Aksel what are we gaming today
been a while since we played terraria
Holy frick is that the funny spaceman game?
True
we have devious little fishies to kill
Your Jewish heritage is showing
darktide go hard
oy vey
Real gamers @raven fox would’ve played terraria non stop
im gonna wait until they add classes, 4 fuckin classes at start? dogshit
We play modded
vermintide 2 had 15
Unironically Terraria is better than Minecraft its such a piece of shit idk how people get hype for minecraft
Mods
so true
half the mods for minecraft break because Java is boo boo fart
Gotta roll it back to 0.001.01 to play with a blue creeper
F-18E Super Hornet my beloved
and terraria be like "here is a completly new mechanic and 20 new bosses"
After Microsoft bought minecraft it went downhill
bill gates fell off
fr
yeah but can I obtain this in minecraft
p!warn @dreamy agate Anti-Semitic joke(?).
@dreamy agate has been warned.
People can't fucking behave.
real
i behave
you are too submissive not to
bro i could not care less about him calling me a jew
What the fuck is omori
the gif you just posted
japanese game about depression
is an omori thing
dime a dozen
Your caring doesn't matter to the server rules.
japanese
waaah
its a British larp game
omori is like undertale for people who have already finished undertale
Ok so I want you to imagine pushing your sister down the stairs
I only have brothers
"waaaah violence is bad and mental illness is real" is the message of omori
I don't live here 
Almost
outta work
Falco are you a fed too
Thats because you pushed your sister down the stairs
dad is back
mf can't even afford to be on discord
inflation be hitting hard
its youre natural habitat
@wise bane roast me then, do it
You don't know Iedy yet 
no im scared to f up
Your drip is mid by default because of your construction work.
p!roast tondiru
@wise bane, Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
i always mess up :c
Falco can we talk shit about other mods or will they censor us like the chinese
🥷
like the bot knows what i wrote
Asdf
i pander to ledy's submissive nature and as such he is nice to me
kirby taught me violence is acceptable if you're cute
Alice you're already on a slippery hill, if you want to stay around, take my advice and behave 

Man, how come I never get reprimanded?
this dude has never heard of slopes
slippest of hills
hey dad, i got a warning today
Two towns down from silent hill
p!infractions tondiru
Total infractions: 1
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 1
Infractions within the past week: 1
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 12/06/2022 12:12pm UTC
Reason: Engaging in slur-baiting.
where is loud hill
Not bad
also called slippills
slills, if you will
Sometimes i think
@slim osprey add it to your copypasta
stupidity wins
sl
real

the nicotine business should be burnt to the ground
nicotine business owners should be crucified
real
Everyone in a kilometer radius would die.
guys, lets talk about nicotin im for real, its such a dumb drug
among... us?
It doesn't matter how slippery the hill is, forklift Manual page 4 section 6 says always go backwards downhill so the heavy load doesn't drop 
THEY LIVE
just be the hill
This is why your sister fell down the stairs
your up against the wall, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL
Single pic, not worth it
that's called hugging
very wholesome
I am extremely wholesome
real
Someone's been playing a little too much Kayayday 2.
When is Payday 3 godamnit
i can tell

I haven't played Payday 2 in forever what the fuck is Leech
its doing well
whut, why are there people playing payday
fuck it imma redownload
fun game
i bet alice is the type of person to hug her friends but she won't tell us
new chapter yesss
real life anime girl
laugh at this user
lmao
ah thanks, good news
lets gooooooooooooooo
L + Don't care + Listening to Kick Back
funni autism creature
its worth it
ur worth it
give him more fish
Watch black lagoon while you are at it
enjoy the high of this sentence for the rest of your day
man thats the nicest thing somebody has said to me since like ... yeah huh
already did years ago, influenced my taste in women 
and you even knew that 🐟
😳
Revy is my idol
oh hey its the sloppy blowjob girl
im actually happy
is there really one in that anime?
you need a psycho(logist)
There is a 20 minute scene of pure sloppy
It's a joke of the fandom, since she never reveals her devil and she's not really useful.
They didn't work
yep
ah okay
episode 8 is just a sloppy nonstop
The art that came out of it is stellar, though.
Fujimoto the 🐐
maybe
would be cool
Whos that
wife
Velment from jormungand
indeed
i have unironically done this to people
without the jiggly boobs part tho
you have massive tits?
aw damn it
Same
classic
Lmao
you guys are worse than me fr
ayo how do you measure grip strength
frfr
Cori
With 
Hi
we arent homo cori
Arm wrestling
helo
that's not about grip, that's more of a shoulder thing
hi crystal
female Denji can get it 💯
Grip sgrength you can test with someone by just giving someone your hand
nobody can handle my hands
fuck
either my grip strength is off the charts or the people around me are just frail
Rule63 moment
saw man
man i never would have thought to see a cute chainsaw
Both
Cute
This is why you're blocked, f4.
such a cutie
you?
hello voices
haiii uwu
kneels down
Hello my ningen
I don't got money for crunchy roll
So I have to read the manga
canada btfo
hey, im not that short
us

not like that dummy
eek >~<
like what? 
butt
you hating on my fellow dwarf kin?
dispicable
i can't sayy
bro dont bait, i got warned for falling for a bait already today :c
huh, arent we allwoed to say anything here
skill issue
actual skill issue
Goes hard
can u repeat what u said when u got baited? 
just the two of us
Real
yes we are, but i underestimated the situation
ching chong to you too, friend
just ignore the mods
zao shang hao thon guo
als @ionic hatch 
xian zai wo you bing qiling
im vietnamese but ok 
bing shilling
he finally lost it
omg i guessed right
what the brain scorcher does to a mf
all hail chilli oil
Im gonna learn chinese
早上好中國,現在我有冰淇淋
good luck
im a bad boy now 
i disrespect mandarin as a language, because i hate how it sounds
super idol de xiaoron dou mei ni de tian
That guy who put his cat in his mouth earier
i can literally hear this message
it's been ingrained in my peamut brain
Ahhh
fuck super idol
Ignorant bliss.
For I do not know what that is.
Kee yourselafe
okay im not a fan of the original super idol
but
3分鐘時間 讓你看到超低清的Super Idol笑容 😂😆
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►大Hee演技大挑戰 每個角色台詞都超難記? 到底是台詞問題還是記性問題?!
https://youtu.be/W7PXgaMqA-4
...
this version fucks
america
time to leave work 10 minutes early
BET U DIDNT EXPECT IT HUH
you
yea this is way better than the chinese fuckboy version
i have memorised the entire lyrics
that is the fuckMAN version
real
just a song you turn on and sing with your drunk homies even though you two don't understand a single word
bruh, the only music i listen to when i drink is bulgarian songs from the 80s
we sing music about 9/11
my dad listened to the same exact songs when i was but a sperm in his balls, and i inherited that
Xue hua piao piao bei fen xiao xiao
I understood all of it
it can be any song really, what really matters is the vibe
bing chiling
cause ill be fucked if i have to single properly at a drunk karaoke
crazy when u think about it, every country has its own bad 80s songs
No
好消息~
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作詞:娃娃
作曲:陳怡
編曲:陳志遠
真情像草原廣闊 層層風雨不能阻隔
總有雲開日出時候 萬丈陽光照耀你我
真情像梅花開過 冷冷冰雪不能淹沒
就在最冷枝頭綻放 看見春天走向你我
雪花飄飄 北風蕭蕭
天地一片蒼茫
一翦寒梅 傲立雪中
只為伊人飄香
愛我所愛 無怨無悔
此情 長留 心間
雪花飄飄 北風蕭蕭
天地一片蒼茫
一翦寒梅 傲立雪中
只為伊人飄香
愛我所愛 無怨無悔
此情 長留 心間
such a good song
The braking bad theme goes hard asf
they arent bad retard, they are bangers, built specifically to get drunk to
oh yes, white text on white background
Same vibe as Haru yo koi
no
i always thought you were wamen for some reason
i mean dont know bulgarian, but 80s songs are like to 50% super bangers or 50% meh
Fei yu qing has some bangers fr
my mom constantly hounds me to shave, telling me to stop cosplaying the taliban
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fucking same
gonna take the job of the handjob homeless are you?
????
don't worry about it
skip to 2:50 for right version
eh a old story, dont worry
he just of da perc
I made a single joke about it once and you never figured it out 
thank you for your service
u are wamen now
that and your extremely feminine hands does not help 
@stone blade yo dog i drank ur fav drink today, car battery acid aka monster
it was the mango flavour one
they're dry and crunchy
pretty good but idk if im gonna end up energetic or on the hospital bed
you took a picture of your cat and it was out of focus but in frame
maybe I'd noticed it upclose
show them
I'm not jerking you off
sounds girly to me
i did fall for that for a 0,1sec
then i win
i did not say anything about that, but now that you mentioned it

but did u or did i by telling you i did fall for it?
I will squeeze your penis like toothpaste
so you are the handjobbinghomeless
Seek god
Just walked to work at 4 am
shut up socrates, philosophize the meaning of bitches
alright gonna take a while
they call me schizocrates
me when women
pain
is it there, or is it not there
awww
How is everyones days going
fack you white boi
got my phone fixed and it only costed the rest of my salary
Oof
it was fucking worth it
The one time I broke my phone in years was with an empty plastic cup
i am not buying a new fucking phone
do it
peg it
bite it

Back to horny again in record time
pull it
speedran it
destroy it
shut it twink
I'm not horny I just want to be an anime girl
shoot it
shoot it
that's it
ram it
@brainfart anyone up for a little vermintide 2 chaos wastes?
punch it
Kids, put the Bop It down. Good. OK. Now, kick the Bop It over to us and keep your hands UP.
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shoot it
classic
Shoutout to a guy I knew on twitter that was like 2 meters and over 90kg of muscles and all he did was joke about being a cute anime girl
u baited it, u say it
general gym bro
White is my favourite one
ask @hidden path hes the new homeless anime girl
I will actually find your address
me
send pic
real
i used to think he was running, but i realized he is riding a bike
most of you joke about finding peoples addresses but i bet none of you have actually done it
i think gorf is doing it right now, i got already warned today so this day can only go upwards
@eager quest
the zero sugar one?
liquid cum
zero sugar? coward
cum can
idk if my local market has it but ill go check in a bit
Corsair keyboard?
i have a mountain everest max keyboard
Ah just looked almost identical to mine
3 degrees but ill go outside in a shirt cuz too lazy to put smthn on me
is it the zero sugar one?
its that keyboard a few years ago that you could take parts off easily and put them elswhere on the main board
says monster energy ultra
ok ill look for it at my local shop
slavery is funny
today's topic - slavery
whats that
thats too innocent
Ok we're gonna discuss buck breaking
the abolishment of slavery and its consequences have been a disaster for the elvish race
holy fuck
SOOOOOO TRUE
im too scared to ask what this is
fuck cori thats so true
put ur tarkov in the quarantine zone pest
I dunno if im gonna download it agian
when is wipe?
When u shit
I never shit
Unpossible
kim jon un
flowers?
idc I wanna play gamma
Im done playing gamma
yooo delight
delight my beloved

tarkov fell off
hey hey
no you are not, there are still some cats u have to kill
its just not that fun to me
time to nap
My prediction is before Christmas
it felooff
i feel that
good night :9
the honeymoon phase is gone 
it just tends to be like that for me with open ended games
I need a strong guiding hand
uwu
we are just chatting in here, you come in and the topic is horny again
felloff*
1984
dunno, i feel like we could find exceptions to what u said 
let me kink shame people autobot
guide us sir
only through this will they start acting like normal people
huh, the honeymoon phase can work wtih anything tho, not exactly horny
I dunno in most cases i just prefer a linear game
butts are fine
dont pretend you not starting horny shit, whats this then
you are one of the good ones
Secks
yey
hasnt even started for me
what's what- huh?
i'm not doing anythingg
why arent you napping?
pepee
feet
Feet?????
we truly live in a society
ewww
Why can't y'all like normal things
@slate crown yesterday I met a friend's mom in the store. And she smelled like zaza
Like cock

I want zaza
i like that one!!
does that mean i'm normal?
same
siiick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FqbkKh8mro idk why but this song has a lovely catchy vibe
Pharoahe Monch - Fuck You
[Hook]
Get yo' hands;
Up against the wall and spread them
Opposition, I can't stand them
Fuck you (Fuck you)
Fuck you (Fuck you)
Un-da-stand;
I'm not fuckin around with you
Try to resist I'll dimiss you
Fuck you (Fuck you)
Fuck you (Fuck you)
[Verse 1]
...
No you're a fed, you can't be normal
hey maja how old you are?
means u gay)
18 :c
sus
supersus
ask the black guy
my whole personality is based on me and my metal band t-shirts I swear to god
it's been awhile but i just ordered a gram of the stuff my dealer has on special
ofcourse the horny on main addition is as old as me
we know
i was about to write something without thinking about it, almost got banned
unlucky
DONT BULLY
Haha I'm oldern than you
death
Older*
they bully me, i can bully you
Minor spelling mistake
olden
boomer that cant spell
use da intanet
Should I just bite the bullet and ask my friend's mom?
you lived how much, and still cant spell
she is mine too
I'm 19 you fuck
fuck it what's there left to lose
I want da weed
look at the old man, his bones are creaking, his back is aching
u don't sound like it
She could snitch to my mom
And today I woke up feeling [REDACTED], don't expect too much out of me
ew junkie
It's never getting legalized
Fuck y’all are a bunch of toddlers I’m outta here
What do I sound like?
p!roast @pastel quartz
@pastel quartz, I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
First of all, how do you know what I sound like?
the snitch her back to the husband
im 18, am i basically a fetus
she is in your walls
I don't think she has one
Sneaking suspicion half of you are lying about your age
likee, 28 neckbeard
or noo- maybee, like a father that starts talking about political views and how trump controls australia with penguins
dunno
That's so hot, she should come out
imagine having mom

I'll take the dad vibes since people call me daddy
man at this point i wish i was younger
get you a girl that thinks you are Qanon
i mean weasel sounds younger than him 
see? i was right!
no he doesn't
I'm not a political dad tho
Same 
I am straight phobic tho
more like a dom dad?
be quiet
hornyyy
If you start a relationship with someone the opposite sex, I'm kicking you out of my house
Same. Wish I’m back to 18 now
omgg! so uwu
You can figure that out yourself
yeah being 18 and a half sucks
dw
shitposting 
I do look underage but that’s not a perk
i mean im 20 but still 
I am 289
Bruh
You’re a fucking baby too mf
You 20 and you wish you were younger?
how old r u
yes it is, a negative perk
Were all babies here
NOOOO
i wish i didn't have to work
23
MAJA IN CHAT
i wish i was younger aswell
24 
save us
Felt
25
haii i love uu
xqcL
Everyone here is younger than i expected
please kind sir, make being horny on main a muteable offense
oldest person here
Finally a reasonable human being 🤝
get fucked
i think i'm the youngest
when were you born maja, what month
january 4th
How old are you?
shit shes older than me
i should have known u watch xqc
I have a question for Maja tho
u don't know the year tho
Where are you from?
theres someone here 17 but i forgot name
probably if you ask that question- you already know
Crystal
meth i think
2002
me
huh- do you?
you said you are 18?
ew wtf hecc no
I'm asking because your name is a spanish word
Are you from Spain?
ehh, well- i'd say it's polish
but then, wikipedia says its german or greek
we are all wrong
No lol
Boomer 
yesterday i was like 11 
Shut the fuck up
People born after 2000 are still kids in my head
Boomer
Same
boomer
ok boomer
Boomer
we got boomers in chat
if thats a polish name then thats the shortest polish name i have ever seen
ola is shorter, alexandra as shortcut
there are other ones aswell
Why is everyone so young here
they still remember the good old days where they hunt mammoth, and wife pick berry
People born when Fortnite was created are already able to play it.

Ain't no way ola is a name
I'm not even technically a millenial 
@stone blade local market had it, and yes in case ur wondering i did go out on 2-3 degrees in just a thin ass shirt and nothing else
dont ask why
Uhh lemme think
Czy jest takie imię jak Ola?
Imię Ola powstało jako samodzielne imię od zdrobnienia imion Aleksandra i Olga. Dziś imię to nosi 1310 Polek (w 2001 r. - 1149).
it is
Hand reveal
grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz
bruh why are u saying stuff like this? it just is depressing
Interesting
What the fuck I don't speak whatever that is
Classic
the future is now old man
Its polish
1310 polish people had that name already in 2001
typical romanian
actually looks interesting
Only speak english or spanish to me
not even that cold
@slim osprey si papi
I once knew a polish girl when I was living in America. Forgot her name tho
I love polish femboys
Stop that
as quiet as suicide forest
adi is surprisingly a naem aswell
Cori I swear I will find your location and kidnap you
@stone blade imma taste it, i trusted u so lets see if it really is good
but u are?
huh, what
average polish femboy
why does this look like my school
ew wtf
u are from poland right?
yes
omgg! Wit is a name, its like going for wisdom or soemthing
The Boomer Beverage
FUCK I GOT INDONESIA
thats indonesia u du[REDACTED]
oh wait, thats a gif..
mwhm
perfection
ah yes
🟥/⬜
i hope snow comes in romania again after like 10000 centuries
Find some bitches
i wanna test my resistance to it by jumping in it naked
give me a feasible task
or walking bare foot
No bitches?
Polskaaa czerwono biali
can someone fuck my knee up? dont wanna go to work
hes in a discord about stalker, what u think?
@stone blade damn its pretty good but i already had a monster earlier today so i might die until i reach tomorrow
yes
Idk man, I'm here and I got bitches
Bros tho
Sounds like people have a skill issue
1
not bad
See he has bros
Bros are just as good at giving blowjobs
better
my bro isnt very feminine sadly
😐
Just sneak estrogen into his coffee
he needs to become more girly before i let myself become homo
overdose me with that
Force feed him estrogen
best
bonk
i am not a monster
Estrogen does wonders
Can…..can you overdose on hormones? And if yes whats the effect?
WHAT
Nah nah don't delete that
a real bro
C'mon
u can overdose on anything dummy
@pastel quartz cmon
true, im taking melatonin and its a sleephormone
be open about it
whatt
Omw to eat too many gummy bears
oh oh
it's #🎪bruh-fart
i don't wanna get banned :c
Say what you said again
I didnt so youre fine
You won't get banned dumbass
u are late
Me, Cori and Bruno do it all the time
the mod gives u a pass, use it
NOW
p!roast @pastel quartz
@pastel quartz, So you've changed your mind, does this one work any better?
so u wanna get banned
Guys okay hold on
:c they bullied me
I got an idea
I am NOT letting them eat my rooster!
Where's that guy that wants to hear Cori's moans
okay then, jesus another way
Maybe stop the horny
please respect yourself more, im disappointed, @pastel quartz
would take any moan
thats me
Ask Maja to moan
this is #🎪bruh-fart
She might do it
@wise bane i got protein deficiency, please could you feed me with meat, master?
it's 24/7 horny
God damn
Jesus Christ it's been 5 days and the horny is consuming everything
You lacking
dont atack me now only becouse @uncut obsidian is here
Did you know cum has protein
HELP ME
is that yes or nyo
p!roast @wise bane
@wise bane, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled.
When the dungeon master doesnt pull out the dnd tabletop
Did you know cum has estrogen?
I would like to hear what passes as dirty talk in German
i knwow, i don't like it that much because of that :c
man im down
okie then, send me ur location
did you know cum has sperm
xD
Khabarovsk, Russia
Mindblown
Did you know cum
not u, thats too cold
Cum?
pusi
but do you know that birds have one hole for pee and poo?
fakof
madirex can warm you up
it's not
i do too
It's okay Madi, I'll go to your location
it's -16 more than im used to
cya tomorrow
so you are like a bird, shitting on everyone

Are you some sort of snake lady or something
Snussy
nah, cus snake women are actually hot
Snussy 
I WILL have SEX with a LAMIA
How much cum would one have to ingest to fulfill daily protein requirements
One
autsch
A lot
ask @pastel quartz
Prolly at least like 7
We could actually get info from maja
she is the cum expert
True
half of what @broken topaz ingests on an hourly basis
The cum chalice expert
@pastel quartz wanna find out how much cum a person needs to maintain daily protein requirements?
Wow my mans making the first move
I am 
Yes
man this ad is nostalgic
The more bitches the better
GAVISCONNNN
Me wjen ur mom
Hoe collector



