🎪bruh-fart

[heady crow]

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHA

[slate crown]

Yea that seems about right

[heady crow]

thats a fucking steal then

[ruby minnow]

what if we OD

that would be a good way to go

[slim osprey]

Bruhhh

[ruby minnow]

high and dead

[slim osprey]

Come with me and you'll get to enjoy some asado

[heady crow]

fr

eventually

[broken topaz]

What is asado

[slim osprey]

For you cringe americans, bbq

[drifting lake]

pill popper

[heady crow]

im not american

[broken topaz]

Its literally just ADHD medication

Okay

[drifting lake]

stop being a fucking pussy and smoke meth

[broken topaz]

No

[ruby minnow]

So yeah this skinwalker came up to my door trying to kill me she asked if i wanted a cookie or something i blasted that mf

[slim osprey]

Stop being a pussy and don't water down life

[drifting lake]

coward

[slim osprey]

Suffer it

Like the rest of us

[broken topaz]

No

[ruby minnow]

then ate that skinwalkers body

[drifting lake]

nah dude im tryna smoke salvia so i can pause this life and go live another one for a few years

[broken topaz]

I'm planning on drinking shroom tea again soon

[slate crown]

Most of the jacked guys i know irl have severe caffeine addiction, my gym bud included

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[slim osprey]

My continuous hatred towards certain people keeps me running every day

[heady crow]

thats how you know hes a real one

ive gotten off caffeine rn

[drifting lake]

thats why you gotta judge people by their vices

[slate crown]

Yea same for my gym bud when he started training to become a reserve officer

[heady crow]

yee. I plan on just popping caffeine tablets during my reserve officer training

if i get there from nco training

[drifting lake]

who goes from nco to ro training?

[broken topaz]

You guys need to start taking cooler drugs

[remote vine]

No

[broken topaz]

Boring

[heady crow]

you need to get enough points from the first phase of nco training to get put into ro training. If not you get put into the second phase of nco

[drifting lake]

do a gram of dab and go for a walk then try and talk to me

[slate crown]

Id only do it with a high sitter, i never do shrooms alone

[drifting lake]

sounds like a rarity

[broken topaz]

Watch me drink a 7 gram dose of tea

All alone

[slim osprey]

Cringe

[heady crow]

thats how it works here

[slate crown]

[broken topaz]

Drugs for some reason barely affect me

I always have to take more than s normal person

[broken topaz]

That Includes most medication

Once I was in the hospital after a survey and a doctor gave me 3 syringe injections of opioid pain killers

And they didn't do shit

So he pulled me aside to talk about my "heavy drug use"

[slate crown]

Jesus christ

[broken topaz]

At the time I hadn't even smoked weed

[slim osprey]

God damn

[broken topaz]

Or anything

I just have an omega tolerance

[heady crow]

god meant for you to consume drugs cori

[slim osprey]

What the fuck

Yo

Have children

[heady crow]

pass on the genes

[slim osprey]

They the next step in human evolution

[heady crow]

have children with me

hahhhaa wait what

[broken topaz]

He said that amount of opioids should have mellowed out a dude three times my size easily

[slim osprey]

Rather impossible innit

[broken topaz]

Even if they were suffering lots of pain

[heady crow]

twink pregnancy

[slim osprey]

Okay fair

Keep breeding that boipussy

[remote vine]

Perfect specimen for illegal drug tests

[broken topaz]

I have to smoke an entire bong head of zaza

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/dI0XWAMQgxc

[broken topaz]

To get zooted

[slim osprey]

"Big man"

I get complimented so much now that I don't look like walking stick

[heady crow]

reminds me that i havent gone out to get a roll kebab in a long time

[broken topaz]

And 2 grams of shrooms are essentially a slight mood booster to me

[heady crow]

microdosing with 2 grams

[slate crown]

Bruh

[heady crow]

[slim osprey]

Enough about drug tolerance

What about alcohol tolerance

[broken topaz]

None

[slim osprey]

We

Need to have children

[slim osprey]

Rn

[heady crow]

im lightweight for a finn

[slim osprey]

I got more alcohol tolerance than I should be capable of

[broken topaz]

I drink 2 little vodka mix drinks

[plucky void]

it's not the same thing?

[broken topaz]

And I'm pretty drunk

[slim osprey]

Probably due to the fact I've been drinking since I was a kid

[plucky void]

ok Morgan Yu

[slim osprey]

Don't think shrooms and beer count as the same

[slim osprey]

We need to have children

Who's breeding who?

[remote vine]

I can drink a pint worth of 50/50 vodka and juice mix without feeling anything

[broken topaz]

I don't have the facilities for that big man

[plucky void]

you tryna tell me on live TV that alcohol isn't a drug?

[slim osprey]

You never know until you try

[slate crown]

Hard alcohol is fine but i hate drinking beer

[slim osprey]

Why

Why hate on beer

[heady crow]

long drinks >>>>>> beer

[broken topaz]

I've been cummed in and so far am not pregnant

[slate crown]

Idk it just doesnt taste good at all

[slim osprey]

What the fuck is a long drink

[remote vine]

Only beer that isn’t a waste of money is Asahi

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/long-drink-cold-beer-ice-cold-beer-gif-11849030

[broken topaz]

Long drinks do be the drink of choice

[heady crow]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_drink

[slim osprey]

Don't get it

[slate crown]

If someone invited me to have a cold one i'll join of course but i dont buy beer at all

[heady crow]

a gift from god

[slate crown]

Usually i just get a bottle of vodka and call it a day

[slim osprey]

Ah

[plucky void]

lemon juice > *

[heady crow]

sadly a 6 pack of long drink is like 16e here

@broken topaz wb there

[remote vine]

Japanese alcohols are good in general

[slim osprey]

Idk man beer is pretty enjoyable for me

[broken topaz]

I dunno about prices

I don't drink

[slate crown]

Bruno about to faint when he hears our beer prices

[heady crow]

ah

[broken topaz]

No alcohol in me

That stuff is poison

[slim osprey]

Bruh

[heady crow]

was gonna ask if there were any bars in that silly town of yours but ig not

[slim osprey]

Y'know what's actual poison?

[broken topaz]

Not really

[heady crow]

:(

[slim osprey]

Cigarettes

[heady crow]

highest alcohol tax in europe moment

[broken topaz]

There are some bars but more like old people bars

[heady crow]

nah but cigars are baller asf

[slim osprey]

They are

But nothing good comes out of them

Even one a day is bad

[remote vine]

Soju is also a good drink choice for getting a bit buzzed

[broken topaz]

I hear soju is nice

[upbeat bobcat]

Cigar is like much worse than cigarette

[broken topaz]

My bf ordered some and I'll be trying that on Christmas

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624295194027884589/1049494134165082132/pissing_by_yourself_handsome.mp4

[remote vine]

Many different flavors of soju to try

[broken topaz]

Yea he ordered a bunch

He gonna fil me up fr fr

[slim osprey]

[heady crow]

?????

[slate crown]

10 cans of heineken silver costs 180k dongs, which is roughly 7e

[broken topaz]

Not like that guys

He's a bottom

[heady crow]

[broken topaz]

With a small pp

[slim osprey]

Hmmmmmm

[heady crow]

[slim osprey]

Okay okay

Small dick

[slate crown]

[broken topaz]

I love it the way it is

[slim osprey]

It's okay guys

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/caught-in-4k-caught-in4k-chungus-gif-19840038

[slim osprey]

Having a small dick isn't inherently bad

[heady crow]

you dont know shit bout me cropol

shatap

[slim osprey]

Don't be sad about your 12cms

[broken topaz]

Brūno got huge dick

Fr fr

[slim osprey]

Ain't no way Bruno got huge dick

If he did it would be a waste

[slate crown]

Its not the size of the boat that matters, its the motion in the ocean

[remote vine]

You the penis inspector now

[slim osprey]

Such a fucking bottom he is

[broken topaz]

Yes I am

Send pics for ratings

I'll be honest

[slim osprey]

Ay yo how's my cock?

[broken topaz]

10/10 cocl

[slim osprey]

Real

Every bitch that saw it said the same

[upbeat bobcat]

Don't talk about your mom like that cmon mang

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXApEzjZkl0

[broken topaz]

Monki

[slate crown]

https://tenor.com/view/dripping-cock-no-way-in-hell-can-anyone-replicate-this-drip-drip-dripping-dripped-too-hard-gif-25616534

Rate my cock

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1042791141441019934/1049439415627419789/739dpl.gif

[broken topaz]

Dripping

[slate crown]

sheeeeeee

[broken topaz]

Just like me fr fr

[upbeat bobcat]

How does the muted tagged can still post?

[slate crown]

fr fr (farted recently)

Im simply immortal

[broken topaz]

You can't stop this man

[upbeat bobcat]

Yer a miner mang

Cock and stone

[heady crow]

'

[slate crown]

COCK AND STONE FOREVER

[plucky void]

cock and bone*

[heady crow]

were rich

were rich

[upbeat bobcat]

Mushroom

[slate crown]

were rich

maggot

[upbeat bobcat]

Booloo cap

[slate crown]

Theres a boolo cap here

[broken topaz]

Didn't know he actually is around these days

I thought the man vanished

[upbeat bobcat]

Maaan I'm gonna hear this shit in my sleep now

[slate crown]

Good
https://youtu.be/AdLkkdeJPHc

[upbeat bobcat]

Need to download the mod that changes lootbug sounds to anime that says yametekudasai

[slate crown]

oh no

[broken topaz]

Ochinchin

[upbeat bobcat]

Chinchin

[slate crown]

Chinko

[slate crown]

@upbeat bobcat what about this mod
https://youtu.be/yVu_1XVkWjA

[upbeat bobcat]

I've always used this mod but it didn't get update yet

[slate crown]

Unlucky

[upbeat bobcat]

Ye

[plucky void]

I thought it'd use the WAAAA sound from the memes this cat is usually in

[plucky void]

WE'RE RICH [boom]

[heady crow]

@slate crown

actually now you too @slim osprey

[slate crown]

Real

Ive lost even more weight now and im not even trying

Might actually try cutting soon if i have the motivation

[haughty radish]

Just like, eat them

Or show them the wine you keep in the cellar next to a suspicious amount of bricklaying materials

[slim osprey]

Real

I'm getting bigger

[drifting lake]

this fucking server lmao

[drifting lake]

that is a hognose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1ke1XStr1w
they drinke de watter

[reef anchor]

Falco, lord of the Fart

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[plucky void]

lmao snakes know how to play dead?

or did it just forget how to snek

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-rdr2-red-dead-gif-20872214

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/948232852716273694/1042705004429058119/wehra.mp4

[reef anchor]

The Brain Fartcher

[drifting lake]

Fuck wasps goddamn

I just took down a tiny nest that was starting on my back porch and as soon as i swiped it down, i heard buzzing right next to my ear. I never saw the fucker

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08kMdn8L7Yw

content related

[drifting lake]

i got that 9 on me but fuckin wasps mang

[hidden path]

dreamt someone pushed a baby in front of a subway train

good morning

[abstract path]

Konfetti rounds

We

Hate myself

[dreamy agate]

I’m sorry.

[pastel quartz]

thats pretty hottt

[dreamy agate]

Yes 🗿

[eager quest]

hate u too

also myself

[abstract path]

Kek

[plucky void]

average clear sky member

[drifting lake]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-morph-bodybuilder-beach-gif-20724724

[drifting lake]

yes i am clear skies and yes im scottish but those two things may or may not be related

[dreamy agate]

Hot

[upbeat bobcat]

Scotteeeeesh

[drifting lake]

fortnite battle pass
i just shit out my ass

[uncut obsidian]

!1984

[split canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/george-orwell-1984-1984movie-george-orwell-book-gif-25203594

🍋

🍋

🍋

🍋

🍋

🍋

🍋

🍋

[ionic hatch]

Morning

[sterile widget]

ah

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/617487998862229524/1049525768000122930/rip_ferrari.mp4

[narrow lotus]

Morning

[hidden path]

Taking care of da wood

[sterile widget]

🤨

[hidden path]

It's soemwhat fun

[sterile widget]

🤨 📸

what wood?

[hidden path]

literal wood

put it up on shelves

[upbeat bobcat]

Wood needed m'lord

[sterile widget]

ajhhhh

i get it now

[hidden path]

it be a small workout, not bad

[ionic hatch]

Overtaken by an RX7 fd

[midnight tree]

my ass in incredibly sore from working out yesterday

but i am confident i could crush a human skull with my thighs at this point

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1021369082806816831/1025842136962314332/1618360730.gif

[ionic hatch]

Same

[stone blade]

I did not hear my alarm
yet I woke up in time

[narrow lotus]

Tommorow u will wake up earlier cause of anxiety now

[midnight tree]

actually slept until my alarm went off today

[stone blade]

my schedule so not fucked up
my body knows when to wake me u0

[ionic hatch]

Mine doesn't know when to wake up

[sterile widget]

bruh i cant get to school lmao

all the bus drivers are going on strike

my dick almost turned into a icicle

[stone blade]

Love when bus drivers do that

[sterile widget]

yeah

no need to go to shcool

[glad carbon]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/4-G5jma6sjU3o_SHX6JqWU-jkJftWLOJigDUSp8zD-g/https/media.tenor.com/WZa9hxnB3dkAAAPo/gingerbread-man-ginerbread.mp4

The holiday season is here

[sterile widget]

indeed

[abstract path]

Yes

[glad carbon]

You guys better start posting your homemade gingerbread

[abstract path]

Where is the alt

[sterile widget]

no need for it

yet

[abstract path]

Yet

Relatable

[sterile widget]

yes

[stone blade]

gm brainshit

[sterile widget]

gm

[stone blade]

no

[sterile widget]

😔

[narrow lotus]

[abstract path]

Gm

[abstract path]

God damnit

N o

[eager igloo]

What's that brainpower, how big we talking

[sterile widget]

:(

😔

🥲

[abstract path]

Head empty

[sterile widget]

show bobs

i have trauma

[stone blade]

its a big risk

having this channel open in class

[sterile widget]

tag it as spolier

[abstract path]

Kek

[abstract path]

Only if I'm dead

[sterile widget]

so ill kill

[abstract path]

Sorta

[sterile widget]

are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xrFjxCZNCY

ITS REAL

WHY IS IT REAL

[stone blade]

ban words
not cruelty

[sterile widget]

ban cruelty
not words

[stone blade]

cringe

[abstract path]

How about they just leave both be their own problem

[sterile widget]

idk

[stone blade]

just ban everything

[sterile widget]

i would say that word

with dots at the end of each letter

but i dont wanna risk it

[ionic hatch]

Literally 1984

[sterile widget]

cant say the n word

1984

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1049341025438683176/Screenshot_20221205_134152.jpg

[eager igloo]

Current brainpower estimated at 0.5 mW

[sterile widget]

you mean volts?

[eager igloo]

Power is in watts

[sterile widget]

and volts idiot

[eager igloo]

Voltage is in volts dumbass

[sterile widget]

diffrent measurements

eahyeah which is lower

[eager igloo]

Those are two different things

[sterile widget]

fuck you

[stone blade]

lol

[sterile widget]

see?

google proved me right

[stone blade]

well you could transfer it but ultimately theyre 2 different metrics

[sterile widget]

yeah same thing diffrent amount of measurement

[eager igloo]

Not true, read properly

1V = 1kW/h

[sterile widget]

i will stab you

[eager igloo]

Per hour

[sterile widget]

in stalker

[eager igloo]

Idiot

[sterile widget]

you idiot

[eager igloo]

You can't beat me, physics student, on physics

Buffoon

[sterile widget]

i will never accept defeat until a proven electrician proves me wrong

[midnight tree]

i'm gonna get physical if you two rascals don't calm down

[eager igloo]

Go ahead retard, you can't prove wrong right

[somber warren]

bruh xD

she can't be real

[abstract path]

Can i help?

[sterile widget]

she is tho

[wind forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/770244707551936532/977205847434342431/yeah.gif

[midnight tree]

nothing is impossible if i just ignore objective reality

[eager igloo]

Go ahead idc

[midnight tree]

i'm gonna do it i swear

i'm gonna ignore reality

[somber warren]

literally mentally retarded

[rapid arrow]

Hello and pinecones

[abstract path]

Damn

[wise bane]

brainpower

[rapid arrow]

Henlo

[wise bane]

hey there sport

[fading shuttle]

Whose man is this

[midnight tree]

mine

[wise bane]

im gonna take a nap fellas

roll tide

[hidden path]

Doing overtime. Don't feel like working but it's money

[somber warren]

You are not alone

Everyone feels Like that

[wise bane]

do you kinda have to or do you have a choice?

[hidden path]

I already said yes

would be weird to dip now

[wise bane]

true, push it and reward your self afterwards if you feel tired

[lusty sonnet]

Coffee helps with work

[abstract path]

Not for me

Kek

Gives me heartaches and cycle problems af

[somber warren]

No coffee no worky

It is that simple

[midnight tree]

a few times a day it feels like i'm being stabbed in the lung with a pen

[lusty sonnet]

Coffee with some sugar

[somber warren]

Go to a doc

[midnight tree]

no

[somber warren]

And Milk

[lusty sonnet]

Nah no milk

[somber warren]

Milk deniers

[wise bane]

coffein tablets

[lusty sonnet]

Sugar or nothing for me

[wise bane]

masochist?

[abstract path]

Yeah ain't any different lmao

[wise bane]

only sugar, no coffee

[wise bane]

sad, try teein

[somber warren]

Did ya try snorting Them?

[abstract path]

Don't give me ideas

[lusty sonnet]

Respectable

[midnight tree]

no i just don't care anymore

[wise bane]

uh, i feel that bud

[somber warren]

[wise bane]

im mister diabeto

[wise bane]

youre name explains things

[midnight tree]

i'm right outside a hospital so it would be funny if i died of a heart attacks or something

[somber warren]

Would be ironic indeed

[stone blade]

Gm brainhoes

[wise bane]

true, that would suck for the rep of that hospital

[abstract path]

Englis 🤝

[abstract path]

Oh the misery

[stone blade]

Crystal

[haughty radish]

you're worth medical attention my guy

def get that checked out

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/b4t49LpC30I

[somber warren]

He won't this mf is stubborn as a rock

[abstract path]

Yes

[stone blade]

Hi

[abstract path]

No he IS the rock

[stone blade]

I have class bye

[abstract path]

Haiii!

[haughty radish]

I know but its worth a shot

[abstract path]

Aw :<

[midnight tree]

my skin dries up and falls off and my body aches all the time and this earthly life is boring as fuck

[somber warren]

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?????

[abstract path]

Yes

[somber warren]

Noway

[somber warren]

Welcome to adulthood

[tame hazel]

i made an albanian friend

now i have someone to send albanian memes to

[abstract path]

Congrats

[rapid arrow]

I have the hello and pinecone

[abstract path]

Time to plant bomb

[rapid arrow]

Banned

I'm telling

[tame hazel]

oh lol

[rapid arrow]

It says no politik, this is a pro Russia server

I'm kidding

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[tame hazel]

idk if you could joke about politics or not

[abstract path]

How can you burn cheetos

[abstract path]

It's bettah to not

[haughty radish]

ah shit I thought this was a casual russian server

[somber warren]

Not really

[rapid arrow]

No this is a really an extremist Russia serber

Only extrem

I love my Soviet poster

[haughty radish]

cool poster

[somber warren]

You showed Them crates

[haughty radish]

I love old soviet propaganda posters

[tame hazel]

is brainfart the least political side of the server

[rapid arrow]

Ye

My parents brought it back in 1972 when they visited

They were selling it at a garage sale for $5 and I screamed nooooo

They had already sold so many before I found out. Idiots.

These will be worth a fortune

[rapid arrow]

Serbia #1

God is a Serb

[somber warren]

Nice guy albania

[midnight tree]

this is true

god is a war criminal

[rapid arrow]

Based

[haughty radish]

eeeeh maybe?

[rapid arrow]

They're from an empire that no longer exists

[somber warren]

I got a udssr officers Hat

[haughty radish]

I feel like all the reproductions might make it a hard sell

def collectors shit tho

[rapid arrow]

This is real tho

[haughty radish]

^

[rapid arrow]

Plus I've never seen this one for sale online or even photographed

(that's because I only made one. That's right, I'm the guy that made this back in the 70's)

:)

[haughty radish]

I've seen a couple reprints of em in markets n such

[rapid arrow]

NOOO

; w ;

[midnight tree]

"waaaaa i an AUTHENTIC dictatorial regime propaganda poster!"

[rapid arrow]

Ikr, awful

I want an authentic Hortler youth knife too

AUTHENTIC

[ionic hatch]

I hope Serbia gets swallowed by Jormungandr

[rapid arrow]

RUDE

[somber warren]

Go to germany and dive in ponds and rivers. Shittons of that stuff down there

[rapid arrow]

I will swim in the Germany yes

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1049543424379981854/uNJTy061C9I2XtBT.mp4

[haughty radish]

I have an old set of soviet Y suspenders somewhere in my place

[somber warren]

There might be some Explosives down there so watch out

[midnight tree]

they should rename it to "Jermany" in honor of Jerma985

[rapid arrow]

Suspenders are cool

[haughty radish]

genuinely very good for hiking

[midnight tree]

sus penders

[haughty radish]

they get caught on shit less than canvas

[rapid arrow]

Yes

[haughty radish]

I also have 80s flecktarn in my cupboard

[abstract path]

Oh gos

[rapid arrow]

Flecktarn what? Isn't that a type of camo?

[midnight tree]

i used to wear suspenders when i was an apprentice to help carry the 7-9kg of shit i was carrying around in my work pants all day long

[haughty radish]

yeah

flecktarn parka

[rapid arrow]

Those look uber cool

[abstract path]

Balls

[rapid arrow]

Probably last forever

[haughty radish]

not very useful in Australia

gets very cold at night around may or so

so I take it out with me when I go stargazing

[midnight tree]

cor blimey

[rapid arrow]

I was gonna say, why tf would you need a parka in aussieland

Desert dweller?

[midnight tree]

do we have a true blue aussie in the chat

[abstract path]

Watah

[rapid arrow]

TRUE BLUE

[abstract path]

No but we have king blue

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1021369082806816831/1025842136962314332/1618360730.gif

[rapid arrow]

:)

Wholesome-post moment

[ionic hatch]

I love Australia

[tame hazel]

what is this flag and why all the cute girls have it in their bio?

[haughty radish]

Poland

[midnight tree]

when i went running yesterday a track came on that went so god damn hard

i was filled to the brim with adrenaline and running like a crackhead

[haughty radish]

breakcore is good for running

[abstract path]

Bussin

[ionic hatch]

I only listen to hard-core and powermetal

[haughty radish]

I either listen to everything or something like this happens

there is no middle ground

[abstract path]

I listen to indie music

Most parts atleast

[haughty radish]

like acoustic type stuff?

[abstract path]

No

Chris christodoulou

[haughty radish]

yoooo the risk of rain dude?

[abstract path]

Exactlyyyy

[haughty radish]

nice

[abstract path]

Also dead cells

:>

[haughty radish]

haven't played that

[ionic hatch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcU3QDEKDyY this shit goes so fucking hard

[abstract path]

Hardest roguelite there might be

[abstract path]

Tbh

I do recommend it cuz

Cool combat mechanics

Brutal combat

And cool boss fights

[ionic hatch]

I don't listen to chill music because it doesn't fit in my line of work

[abstract path]

That be true

[haughty radish]

sidescrollers fuck with my brain a bit, that being said I do love violence

[abstract path]

Welp

[ionic hatch]

Considered DOOM ETERNAL?

[abstract path]

Doom eternal is sick

[ionic hatch]

The doom slayer is so fucking hot

[haughty radish]

^

[abstract path]

I mean yeah he is

[haughty radish]

loving animals is a big green flag

[ionic hatch]

The slayer has be acting up ngl

[ionic hatch]

Carrying a big fucking gauss rifle too

[haughty radish]

yeah

[abstract path]

Ya mean the BFG 9000?

[haughty radish]

He likes guns so we have something in common

[ionic hatch]

No The BFG 9k is the obliterator

[haughty radish]

healthy relationship right there

[abstract path]

Oh, oh well

[haughty radish]

that one post about putting em in a room with an air humidifier full of milk

[devout hull]

I take pity on the lactose intolerant.

They can't enjoy the mommy milkers that the world has to offer.

[ionic hatch]

Weakness of the flesh

[haughty radish]

you clearly haven't met someone lactose intolerant

[devout hull]

I mean, without having to shit like hell afterwards.

[haughty radish]

ive never met a group of people so determined to consume the one thing that makes them shit themselves

[ionic hatch]

Lmao

[fading shuttle]

The forbidden fruit tastes sweetest

[stone blade]

thats video game osts not indie

[wise bane]

brainpower is such a not fitting name for this channel, and at the same time it is absolutly fitting

[fading shuttle]

I wanna go back to the bemlo days

[ionic hatch]

Someone is working on a H doom mod in Doom 2016 and eternal

[haughty radish]

good for them

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/simon-cowell-look-stare-red-eyes-laser-gif-12692635

[ionic hatch]

Degeneracy

[wise bane]

[fading shuttle]

Damn who coulda thunk that I enjoy degeneracy

[haughty radish]

I have no basis on which to judge so like

cool IG

[ionic hatch]

Sexual temptation is temporary

[midnight tree]

mfs in glass houses really be eyeing up stones like "yeah i'd throw that"

[ionic hatch]

GAINS ARE ETERNAL

[haughty radish]

can't relate 😎

[ionic hatch]

What you wouldn't fuck the doom slayer?

[haughty radish]

I wouldn't fuck anyone my guy

[ionic hatch]

What about continuing your bloodline

[haughty radish]

I have siblings

[devout hull]

[ionic hatch]

[devout hull]

Ah. Going the medieval route, I see.

[haughty radish]

?

[ionic hatch]

Habsburg

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/forrest-gump-tom-hanks-alabama-army-soldier-gif-6181117

[haughty radish]

oh no I meant like they can handle that

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/eu4-von-habsburg-paradox-gif-24243544

[devout hull]

They sure can. 😏

[haughty radish]

I'm ace so I'm not gonna be continuing any bloodlines

jesus fucking christ

[midnight tree]

i considered calling myself asexual because i couldn't get any bitches but the problem was just that i could not get any bitches, not that i didn't want any bitches

[ionic hatch]

[haughty radish]

I'm so sorry man

that sucks fr

[orchid robin]

Mate some of us arent even asexual but our bloodlines will die cuz we aint hittin anything

[ionic hatch]

Go socialize retards

Get some hoes

[fading shuttle]

No

[orchid robin]

But people are scary

[haughty radish]

go talk to women jeez

[fading shuttle]

Women scary

[devout hull]

Eh, it's fine. Earth is overpopulated, anyways.

[ionic hatch]

I'm not scary

[orchid robin]

Sure sure

[fading shuttle]

You aren't real

[haughty radish]

you have scary vibes tbh

[devout hull]

Forklift, tall, shredded.

[midnight tree]

the only socializing i do is when i ask how many sets someone has left at the gym

[ionic hatch]

Take your meds alex

[ionic hatch]

So?

[orchid robin]

I talk to women daily……they just keep leaving whenever i take my meds

[ionic hatch]

how

[fading shuttle]

Real women scare me

[haughty radish]

Idk its just a vibe

[ionic hatch]

Alex I'm in your head

[devout hull]

I think you would have to be the one to make an advance.

[haughty radish]

you seem like you'd be spooky irl

[devout hull]

Or need a very brave man to get drunk.

[fading shuttle]

In the hierarchy of voices in my head, you are weak

[orchid robin]

Im in awe of the size of this lass

[fading shuttle]

The desiccated corpse that appears in my peripheral vision when I am alone is the strongest

[haughty radish]

Is she nice?

[fading shuttle]

They just look at me, must mean they are in love

But I'm not into cold bussy

[haughty radish]

"Guys! Look at this water powered car I made"

[orchid robin]

I love that his acting is so good, he truly expressed the frustration the disappointment in the fact his best friend committed suicide

[ionic hatch]

I smoke short people

[haughty radish]

I'm average height

[orchid robin]

You shoot short people?

[devout hull]

Just wrap them in a blanket next to a space heater.

[haughty radish]

my partner is 5"4 tho lmao

[midnight tree]

i lift tall people to establish dominance

[haughty radish]

Dwarf

[midnight tree]

yeah what about it

i'm dwarfpilled

[fading shuttle]

They exist exclusively in my peripheral vision see, I can't catch them, I tried in the middle of November

[haughty radish]

grow a beard

[midnight tree]

workin on it

[haughty radish]

eat rock

murder elf

[midnight tree]

3 steps ahead of you

i made sure elves will never exist

[haughty radish]

oh right, twink obliterator

[midnight tree]

my point is

lifting tall people is easy because i have the low ground

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1049618859818229800/16703190291534536294829566071959.gif

[haughty radish]

weakest elgi hater

[midnight tree]

alice may be taller than me but i have a lower center of mass

[queen forum]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-and-stone-deep-rock-galactic-gif-25114877

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1049618859818229800/16703190291534536294829566071959.gif

[trim pilot]

dwarves are inferior to the glory of kislev

[midnight tree]

shut the fuck up

kislev is a boring faction

[midnight tree]

they need some more units

[queen forum]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shut-up-gif-25699987

[orchid robin]

FOR CARL

[haughty radish]

I forgot Kislev existed 💀

[queen forum]

It's Karl, with K

[haughty radish]

FRFR

[trim pilot]

kislev is not fucking boring

you are just boring

[abstract path]

Well it said indie

Smh

[midnight tree]

i didn't even bother playing the prologue nor the fuckin realm of chaos shit all the way throuhg

[trim pilot]

they arent meant to be played like other factions

[midnight tree]

shitty gimmick mechanics

[orchid robin]

Im sorry i havent played in a while

[trim pilot]

oh, fuck the prologue and realm of chaos, just play immortal empires

[haughty radish]

I like wood elves tho so my opinions are invalid

so are my human rights tbh

[midnight tree]

missile factions my beloved

i have been getting into cavalry tho

[haughty radish]

wood elves and skaven

[midnight tree]

love me horse

skaven is best faction

undoubtedly

[trim pilot]

ikit claw is pretty pog

not compared to kislev tho

[haughty radish]

nature twinks and the industrial revolution and its consequences

[midnight tree]

kislev always gets fucked over by either sylvania or some chaos nerd during my campaigns

[trim pilot]

the ai doesnt know how to play it

[haughty radish]

isnt their whole thing not getting fucked by chaos lmao

[midnight tree]

their whole thing is "woowee whacky hybrid infantry"

but then they're all just the same thing

[trim pilot]

they arent tho

[midnight tree]

free company militia are the superior cheapo hybrid infantry

[haughty radish]

wood elf is just sit in a tree with a shotgun in your lap

fuck playing the game I just want to tree for gods sake

[trim pilot]

tree lover 🤢

[haughty radish]

yeah 😔

[midnight tree]

can't even have no undercities in the trees because they just get filled with elf cum from them all jacking off to trees all the time

[trim pilot]

lmfao

[hidden path]

Only respectable elves are dunmers

[midnight tree]

ground elves

[trim pilot]

nah

mers are not respectable

[haughty radish]

aint that fuckin elder scrolls

[ionic hatch]

I can bench press you, max bench I did was 180

[haughty radish]

oh fuck I play bosmer in ES 💀

I have a type

[stiff coral]

That be senile scribbles

[midnight tree]

cope and seethe tallcel

[trim pilot]

lore of muatra and the nerevarine

lore of eye of magnus

[haughty radish]

you could probs throw me

[trim pilot]

senile scribbles ❤️

[hidden path]

always about warhammer

how about you hammer some bitches

[haughty radish]

my guy WH players do not talk to women

[midnight tree]

i scare women with my presence

[trim pilot]

racism scrolls

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/tenor-gif-24541413

[devout hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8Jfg8oh3YE

[ionic hatch]

I could

But I wont

I can easily lift you

[ionic hatch]

I could play rugby while your the ball

[haughty radish]

I'm a bit lanky

[orchid robin]

So we have a dwarf that lifts tall people and a tall person that lifts dwarves

[haughty radish]

Improvised melee weapon?

[ionic hatch]

Yes

[ionic hatch]

I bully short people religiously

[orchid robin]

Thank god im not on the crosshairs

[wise bane]

well f*ck me

[drifting lake]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1018949128543293520/1049520542924947507/redditsave.com_bing_chilling-g4dc71bppy2a1.mp4

[haughty radish]

cage fight?

[devout hull]

I would smash female Little Caesar.

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721821486599503937/993603421909286954/caption-1.gif

i am a natural at wrestling

[devout hull]

I'll show you who's boss of this discord channel

[midnight tree]

i have the gift of tard strength

it took no less than 4 teachers to drag me anywhere when i was a kid

[ionic hatch]

I did Krav Maga when I was 12

[midnight tree]

kung jew fighting

[ionic hatch]

I also did Systema

And HEMA

[midnight tree]

never heard of systema

[orchid robin]

Tf is hema

[devout hull]

It's a martial arts style focusing on the transmission of STDs.

[midnight tree]

hema is funny sword fighting

[devout hull]

Or that.

[orchid robin]

Interesting

[abstract path]

One couldn't get me anywhere either tho

[midnight tree]

gotta go eat

[heavy halo]

How do you

“Obliterate” twinks

[orchid robin]

Rpg warhead

[haughty radish]

.50 beowulf

[ionic hatch]

Hema is basically, imagine how crusaders in the medieval times fought

It's not cringe larping, thank god

[haughty radish]

hema is alot of fun

[ionic hatch]

It's smacking eachothers skulls in with swords and maces

[orchid robin]

Cross in one hand, sword in the other and syphilis?

[ionic hatch]

I had a Morningstar with a heater shield

[devout hull]

Was the morningstar a long boy?

[ionic hatch]

.357 magnum

Or a JASSM

Yes

Bastard handle

[wise bane]

this chat is just the lvl2 version of newcomers

[ionic hatch]

Newcomers has more autism

[devout hull]

Been here for a few months, brainfart is still my favorite.

[haughty radish]

newcomers are smaller and therefore ok to bully

[orchid robin]

Well i dont want to agree but

[abstract path]

Alice
What fighting training would you recommend for me?

[ionic hatch]

Running

[abstract path]

I can do that already jeez

[orchid robin]

Do it better

[abstract path]

Gimme summin new

[devout hull]

You're already set, then.

[solar obsidian]

parkour running

[abstract path]

I can do parkour, too

What else

[haughty radish]

running away is generally sound advice in a fight

[midnight tree]

alpha radiation

[devout hull]

Something with a hammer if you aren't planning to run away. Since I assume you're smaller than most.

Go for the kneecaps.

[abstract path]

I like hammers :)

And spears

[wise bane]

true

[midnight tree]

i can just run until my enemy tires themselves out

ez

[wise bane]

go for a iron rod

running is op ideed

[orchid robin]

Go for a grenade

[abstract path]

Do you know how many iron rods lay around anywhere?

And how unstable they can be?

I'd rather take a parking sign

That is if it is loosened

[orchid robin]

Oh yes the vibration when hitting something with an iron rod is horrible

[wise bane]

go for a good iron rod, hit his knee and he is mentally broken

[wise bane]

oh yeah true, didnt think, only chat

[abstract path]

i agree

[abstract path]

Mentally broken lmao

Ever got a hatchet to the knee?

I did

It was numb, though

[wise bane]

and what was more broken, the knee or the mental health

[orchid robin]

Ever got an arrow to the knee?

[haughty radish]

holy shit

[abstract path]

Actually

[haughty radish]

worst I got was my bro stabbing my finger with a garden fork

[abstract path]

Nvm lmao

[wise bane]

let me tell you, no fun

[wise bane]

i knew it xD

[heavy halo]

does anybody have that meme of a guy drinking an entire seltzer can and then the carbonation makes him gag and he hits his head on the garage door

[orchid robin]

Geez, and here i am sitting without having broken a single bone in my life

[abstract path]

I have dislocatet my foot also once

[heavy halo]

People have broken bones?

[abstract path]

But that was like

[haughty radish]

cant relate

[abstract path]

My onliest thing that ever like

[haughty radish]

Im stupid lucky

[abstract path]

Hurt the most

[midnight tree]

i'm very surprised i have never broken anything

[devout hull]

Alright, bone call, how many bones does everyone here have?

[heavy halo]

The worst ive ever gotten is had glass in my foot for 3 months and had to painfully sit through it with no anesthesics get scrapped out of me and the scab scrapped off too

[midnight tree]

not that i know of, at least

[heavy halo]

420

[abstract path]

Like 200 or so

Iirc

[wise bane]

212

[heavy halo]

like atleast 10 tbh

[abstract path]

Don't break their heart

[midnight tree]

300 because i'm bonemaxxing

[abstract path]

Break their bones they have more if em

[wise bane]

break their bones

[heavy halo]

break their stalker save

[devout hull]

Nice to know I am conversing with freaks.

I have 207 bones.

[wise bane]

break their soul

[abstract path]

That's a bit

Lot

[haughty radish]

good thing the heart isnt a bone 😔

[wise bane]

hah was closest, am the most normal freak here

[orchid robin]

Who the fuck counts their bones

[rose ferry]

we do

right now

[abstract path]

Doctors

[devout hull]

The standard human biology has 206 bones.

[heavy halo]

Break dance

[ionic hatch]

Hiding, crying

[heavy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/breakdance-gif-26333355

[abstract path]

Why do you think this way

[ionic hatch]

You need some meat on your bones first

[haughty radish]

this is also a good way to win fights

[ionic hatch]

Otherwise it's a waste

[abstract path]

Yeah I'm trying

Really am

[ionic hatch]

DONT TRY, BUT DO

[devout hull]

I'd rather have all meat and no bones.

[rose ferry]

I forget to eat

[wise bane]

Guys lets start counting bones, ill start. 1

[devout hull]

Gonna stand via sheer willpower.

[ionic hatch]

YOUR NOT TRYING, YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE DOING IT

[abstract path]

yeah, we don't have the ressources yet to even do

[rose ferry]

lost weight again and I'm seeing my doctor on the 20th

hes gonna kick my ass

[haughty radish]

this is what I mean by spooky vibes

[wise bane]

2

[devout hull]

3.14

[abstract path]

Also you're starting to sound a bit like my father lol

[wise bane]

well thats kinda it, dont find any more

[wise bane]

interesting, small pp is 0,14?

[devout hull]

How do you feel about being called "daddy"?

[devout hull]

No, they make a full circle.

[wise bane]

weird flex

[ionic hatch]

Because I'm encouraging you to work harder on yourself

[ionic hatch]

Bruh

[ionic hatch]

Weirder then being called mommy

[devout hull]

Alice in Daddyland

[abstract path]

It's better if i first do research on what diet to even have before i start doing anything because idek what to eat to gain anythin

[midnight tree]

i just eat whatever

[abstract path]

No

[orchid robin]

True dwarf mentality

[midnight tree]

as long as i stay active and lift it's fine

[ionic hatch]

Same

My metabolism just is godlike

[orchid robin]

Ayyy blessed metabolism gang

[haughty radish]

my metabolism has turned me into a twig

[abstract path]

My metabolism is fast

[haughty radish]

I cant keep up with that mf

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/907804235540885518/1049631849405743115/20221205_215541.jpg?width=495&height=663

[abstract path]

And i don't even have 3 meals a day yet

[midnight tree]

i put on both fat and muscle very easily

always hungy

[abstract path]

And i was planning on 4 meals a day

This is never gonna work

[midnight tree]

so as long as i don't eat too much i won't become a flesh orb

[abstract path]

Lel

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/562302835300237332/1049614299678642187/20221206_171212.jpg

[midnight tree]

saw a dude at the gym yesterday who took up the bench press for like 15 minutes by just trying to take a picture of himself

[abstract path]

Ew

[midnight tree]

this dude had big arms but was just weak as shit

[abstract path]

Bruh

What he even do

[midnight tree]

some twig fella right beside him benched as much as him

he did a single unimpressive set and then sat there trying to take a picture for 15 minutes

he was wearing fucking converse to the gym

[eager igloo]

Omg danganronpa