🎪bruh-fart

[hidden path]

I'm the heaviest I ever been. I never seem to go down in weight

[devout hull]

All you need is yourself, bro.

[hidden path]

I was 64 kg at one point, proper twink

[devout hull]

Getting old.

[primal magnet]

Stop eating like shit

[drifting lake]

nah dude i need to dump my seed. im a fucking rabbit

[remote vine]

I don’t eat enough I eat like a bird

[drifting lake]

you have no idea how often i fucked

[ionic hatch]

I'm fucking 192 and lift a lot yes he's heavier

[midnight tree]

i lift a lot too bro

you're probably more shredded than me though

[ionic hatch]

I guess

[devout hull]

All you need is yourself and a prostitute, bro.

[ionic hatch]

Men are heavier then women most of the time regardless

[drifting lake]

mfs who need to pay to get laid are worse than people who never get laid

[midnight tree]

this is a heavy subject

[drifting lake]

body density does differ between men and women

also bodyfat % is the largest factor

[midnight tree]

i would've been destined to be an actual dwarf had i not become this tall

i am stout as fuck

i go HARD

[ionic hatch]

My metabolism just goes hard

[midnight tree]

same

[drifting lake]

i'm too chill to be short, i need height to fit my archetype

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FqbkKh8mro

[hidden path]

My bodyfat goes hard

[stone blade]

Love this song

[hidden path]

(my veins can't keep it up)

[midnight tree]

i have a powerful personality

by which i mean i am so incredibly autistic people think it's charming

[stone blade]

ye

[primal magnet]

Real

[wind forum]

if you say so

[midnight tree]

i do

[remote vine]

Now that I think about it if it isn’t because I’m personally not into it and my average face I’d make a pretty good crossdresser

[rose ferry]

describes everything my dad taught me

and say terrible things right and people laugh

among other things

[stone blade]

my mom says im handsome so I'm handsome

[midnight tree]

if i had a penny for every time someone has told me that i'm "certainly a character" i'd have a handful of pennies maybe

[rose ferry]

easier in norwegian than english

[midnight tree]

norsk gang

[rose ferry]

nørwæy høhææ

[devout hull]

You're certainly a breedable character.

[drifting lake]

id say if i wasnt build like a english-killing block of scottish man meat i'd make a pretty good crossdresser

[ionic hatch]

Truckers here say I'm hot so I'll take that I guess

[drifting lake]

ay truckers wont lie about that

[midnight tree]

jeg sitter og passer på radiumhospitalet akkurat nå@rose ferry

[wind forum]

[drifting lake]

if youre ugly theyll tell you

[midnight tree]

kom og ta en kaffe med meg

[hidden path]

Truckers be horny

[drifting lake]

TruckFighters fucks

great band

[hidden path]

I had to work with one once who started saying "damn she's hot" after telling me his name a minute before

[remote vine]

I’ve shocked girls in my dorm when I show them my legs

[ionic hatch]

They keep offering me cigarettes

[drifting lake]

i put my finger in mr. dango's belly button once

[rose ferry]

lykke til, jeg sitter hjemme og gjør ingenting

[midnight tree]

you better not be smoking

[rose ferry]

veldig vanskelig

[ionic hatch]

I smoke for 3 years now

[midnight tree]

smoking gets in the way of the lifting

[ionic hatch]

Not if you do it correctly

[wind forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/405552474447937557/971852458869547018/Untitled-2.gif

[spiral hawk]

Smoking boost test.

[midnight tree]

basert og rødpillet

[rose ferry]

😂

[devout hull]

this mf actually said "skill issue" to lung contamination

[ionic hatch]

Yup

[drifting lake]

Fr my legs are fuckin thick

[devout hull]

Those are quite thin, actually.

Compact, though.

[spiral hawk]

Recently I have been going to the gym off adderall.

[drifting lake]

im also 6'2 tho

so theyre long

[primal magnet]

The best preworkout

[ionic hatch]

I went to the company doctor, he said my lungs are in perfect condition despite smoking, he said I won't have issues for the next 25 years

[devout hull]

I'm 6'1 and mine are way thicker than those.

[remote vine]

Not posting legs but mine are smooth as a baby. I’ve seen girls with hairier legs than mine

[primal magnet]

Well now you have to post them

[devout hull]

Then again, I've been jogging 3 kilometers twice a day for like several years.

[ionic hatch]

My thighs are twice the size of yours

[remote vine]

No.

[devout hull]

I believe that's to be expected.

[primal magnet]

Cringe and bluepilled

[devout hull]

Also evidence.

[drifting lake]

Here (gun for measurement)

[devout hull]

The fuck is that peashooter?

[remote vine]

I can’t anyways I’m outside

[midnight tree]

smoking is cringe

[drifting lake]

its a 9 you fucking cringe lord lmao

imagine calling 9mm a pea shooter

[primal magnet]

You call yourself a man but post a compact pistol

[midnight tree]

skinny ass legs

[wind forum]

Scotts can own guns?

[devout hull]

9 is a peashooter

[remote vine]

cigs are cringe. Cigars and pipes are based

[ionic hatch]

Is that a Taurus,

[drifting lake]

my heritage is scottish, i live in america lol

[spiral hawk]

Legs are overrated. God created pants for a reason.

[drifting lake]

god no

[devout hull]

Can't even penetrate body armor properly, smh my head.

[drifting lake]

sd9

[ionic hatch]

Based

[drifting lake]

its not a compact lmao

[ionic hatch]

I love the SD9

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/442709792839172099/990576653723918366/4598595F-C0CF-4912-8DAB-FD7EEF41243B.gif

[ionic hatch]

That's why I don't wear em

[wind forum]

what are the chances that someone would be wearing body armor 5head

[primal magnet]

Yeah. It is.

[drifting lake]

no

it isnt

[devout hull]

You would be surprised.

[drifting lake]

its a glock clone

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1046744742450450442/ezgif.com-gif-maker_-_2022-08-02T010556.099.gif

[rose ferry]

yeah

[rose ferry]

my boyfriend gets like that too

it's great

[midnight tree]

fisticuffs 4 life

[drifting lake]

Does this look compact?

[ionic hatch]

What the FUCK

[remote vine]

[wind forum]

[primal magnet]

You have a computer right in front of you. Educate yourself

[drifting lake]

listen if i could afford 5.7 i would get 5.7

but as it stands, reality is not in my favor

[wind forum]

Cant tell if its a bit but that isn't compact lmao

[drifting lake]

bro youre the one saying dumbdumb shit

[wind forum]

booboofart-core peggle brain

[drifting lake]

also wanna know something funny about the sd9 compact?

||exact same barrel length||

[ionic hatch]

I always wanted a Beretta 92FS long slide

With ivory grips

That shit goes fucking hard

[drifting lake]

ok boomer

[ionic hatch]

I'm 19

[wind forum]

lmao ivory grips

You watching the Boondock saints

[ionic hatch]

Nope

[drifting lake]

wait no beretta is zoomers

boomers like 1911

[ionic hatch]

Never watched the boondocks

[drifting lake]

same thing anyways

[wind forum]

Not the anime

[drifting lake]

lmao

[wind forum]

Zoomers like hi-point

[drifting lake]

go watch the boondock saints

good movie

[ionic hatch]

Sadly I can't own guns because I'm a felon. Gotta wait a few more years

3 more to go

[drifting lake]

irish certified

[remote vine]

lol really

[ionic hatch]

Yeah unfortunately

[drifting lake]

you cant own shotguns in japan, yet the pm was killed with a shotgun

[wind forum]

[drifting lake]

all im saying

[ionic hatch]

Did some pretty stupid shit 2 years ago

[drifting lake]

fucking hideous

[remote vine]

Did you see the cyberpunk ass gun that killed him?

[drifting lake]

yup

[primal magnet]

The day hipoint releases this I'm buying 6

[drifting lake]

goes to show gun laws wont stop mfs from building the shit

and they dont need a 3d printer

[remote vine]

That shit is homemade top to bottom

[drifting lake]

"gun laws work"

he made a 9 barrel too

[primal magnet]

The world could really use Jason Bourne 😔

[remote vine]

Kang Tao looking ass shotgun

[devout hull]

oh shit is that jahon borne

[drifting lake]

jesus christ thats jason bourne

[devout hull]

Personally, I prefer flintlock pistols.

[dawn swallow]

ooo scary its four pipes

[devout hull]

noo continue the joke you fool

[drifting lake]

i dont know the rest and refuse to learn it

i do not learn new things, new things scare me

[devout hull]

The joke is that you keep messing up his name more and more with a different line.

[drifting lake]

why are you scared of 4 pipes you little baby?

[drifting lake]

no not anymore

this is my joke now

fuck off

im the one with the gun here

[devout hull]

If you want me to fuck off, you'll have to take matters into your own hands.

And rail me to the wall.

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/trailer-johnny-silver-hand-keanu-reeves-cyberpunk2077-wake-up-samurai-gif-26400744

[drifting lake]

sorry you sound like you look like a man

[remote vine]

Literally this

[wind forum]

shinzo got hit with that he'd drop an armor pick up

[drifting lake]

unrelated

[remote vine]

My personal favorite is the luty

[drifting lake]

i want this bitch BAD

[devout hull]

When Silverhand shot at Smasher to buy time for Blackhand, he lasted 2 seconds. The first second was Smasher being surprised at the audacity of this bitch shooting at him with a handgun. The second second was him turning and blasting him to pieces.

[drifting lake]

get her a pearl necklace and everything

[wind forum]

lmao

love smasher

[devout hull]

Lore Smasher is great.

They did him dirty in the game.

But, to be honest, V was a monster at cyberware lorewise as well. Since Silverhand's presence basically made psychosis a non-issue.

[remote vine]

Smasher with the Hard Rock cafe T shirt is dope

[wind forum]

adam smash her

https://tenor.com/view/rebecca-cyberpunk-edgerunners-walking-gif-26762996

[remote vine]

Chad

[devout hull]

Can do!

[echo slate]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-25271696

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/405552474447937557/1032413377416396820/REB_SHIGGY.gif

[wind forum]

HOLY SHIT LMAO

the left one

[dawn swallow]

thats a gun

[devout hull]

It's a Guilty Gear reference.

An amazing pose, regardless.

[drifting lake]

yea im aware, im american

[remote vine]

Morning Mark

[drifting lake]

i know a slamfire shotgun when i see one

ive made one

[midnight tree]

slamfire deez nuts

[wind forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/594232640127631381/1039116590467252294/unknown.png

[echo slate]

She slam my gun til i fire shot

[drifting lake]

she shot my gun tiil i slam fire?

[midnight tree]

she slammin on my fire til i shoot

[wind forum]

she sandied on my vistan

[drifting lake]

im tryna shoot my shot and fire her slaw

[wind forum]

Falco survived right

That was mustache man's name right

[drifting lake]

[BLARING VICTORY SIREN]

[remote vine]

He was the guy who gave V the quest yeah

[wind forum]

I never played 2077

[drifting lake]

so cyberpunk is basically saints row 4.2 right?

[wind forum]

tbh I kinda want to play it

if not to experience driving though simulated traffic

[devout hull]

It's not hot garbage at the moment.

More a stinky couch.

[drifting lake]

wait for it to be 20 bucks

[devout hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXbzktx1KfU

[drifting lake]

hoenstly yea

cdpr doesnt deserve money

[remote vine]

I had a PC built to fight gods so I actually had a decent time playing 2077 on launch

[devout hull]

The dick ninja in that video is great.

[drifting lake]

i only got a 3060ti so idk if i could run it nicely

[wind forum]

honestly I just want to play it to check Panam's ass

bet that thang loud youknowhatimean

[remote vine]

3060ti is good enough mine is the 5700xt

Panam is bae that’s true

[drifting lake]

ok but

ryzen 5 5600g

[narrow lotus]

both are more than good parts for 1080p even some 1440p

[wind forum]

I actually have the last of my PC stuff coming today

So I'm going from 1060 to 3070 (I couldn't find a 3080 for a price I liked)

[ionic hatch]

I am also running a ryzen 5 5600g

[devout hull]

Technology gets twice as compact every decade, right? What if someone built a bus sized computer with custom made high tech parts?

[ionic hatch]

But I got an Rx6600XT

[drifting lake]

thats basically a 3060ti

[wind forum]

I had to get a bigger case for my PC this time around idk

[ionic hatch]

It is

[remote vine]

Ay nice

[ionic hatch]

It's basically a 3060ti but cheaper and methed out

[drifting lake]

ngl i paid $600 for this thing and i hurts

[ionic hatch]

I paid 350 for mine

[devout hull]

Honestly, his glutes are probably enough to kill a man.

[wind forum]

I needed a new computer anyway this baby is old

literally 8 years

I could have had a kid in that time

[ionic hatch]

Planning on upgrading my motherboard to a 650 or a 750

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931638912835780648/1049251746284838942/Screenshot_20221205-101002_TikTok.jpg

[ionic hatch]

I got a B550 rn

But I want a Ryzen 9

And the Rx7900XTX

[fading shuttle]

brain scorcher fucked Ye up man

[wind forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/390310690113454082/1049257480271695946/cb1598f822bf725a.jpg

[ionic hatch]

Current Nvidia state is dogshit

[warped crown]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/556979124166590485/1049249591771529306/image.png

[wind forum]

graphics are reaching the point where its becoming harder to optimize for

and the ray tracing/ray marching/etc memes they ship with games to sell giraffics cards doesn't help

Nvidia being the big one

[twilit wyvern]

problem, officer?

[midnight tree]

literally me

[stone blade]

haahahhahaha

[elder lark]

gorb

[stone blade]

deserved

[fading shuttle]

what

[elder lark]

who are them men

[stone blade]

they posted nsfw in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat and the other was just being an idiot

so they ate a mute cuz i pinged madi

[fading shuttle]

while i enjoy bullying newcomers

being a rat isnt very nice

[stone blade]

I don't bully newcomers
These 2 guys were straight up assholes

[narrow lotus]

Making the mother of all ommelettes here , Jack

Cant fret over every egg

[stone blade]

as i said

[stone blade]

deserved.

[elder lark]

don't waste meds

[stone blade]

shoot him instead

[elder lark]

amen

[narrow lotus]

and then he will literally follow u in the depths of hell

[vivid marsh]

i always save my man tolik

[devout hull]

I mean... you can help the man in like the first 2 minutes of playing.

[lusty sonnet]

Ivan aiming for that moderator role

[real tinsel]

he wants to make the entire channel tarkov-themed

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/701861037334593577/1049086215099535400/313900796_619951206588720_1307691140180623999_n.mp4

[lusty sonnet]

Then imma dip, we already have a tarkov channel smh

[devout hull]

Is that... fiction.live?

AKA Akun?

[midnight tree]

what does that mean

i just post it because it's so cringe it's based

[devout hull]

It's a site where people can write stories live.

There is a vote system for interactive "quests".

Quite popular.

Especially the porn.

[real tinsel]

why do you know all this

[midnight tree]

why you so intimate with the ERP fandom

erp boy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907804235540885518/1049268402268680234/20221204_215613.jpg

[devout hull]

Because, Akun's first base of viewers was primarily from 4chan.

The shit people get up to in there, man.

Some real quality stories and fanfics there, though.

I wonder how Somber's doing...

She made an isekai drug dealing quest where the MC was a doomer girl.

[midnight tree]

i ask again

why do you enjoy the erp fandom

[devout hull]

it make my pp hard

Also a Space Trucker quest where the second thing the viewers did was having the femboy MC rail a demon girl.

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907804235540885518/1049269634790076437/20221203_004015.jpg

just jack off to your thoughts

[latent belfry]

https://vxtwitter.com/shitttting/status/1598083876165152771

average mexican soccer enjoyer

[devout hull]

Not when I can make my thoughts get brought to life by a competent author.

[wind forum]

Sounds immensely cringe

[midnight tree]

ayo i bet this dude can't conjure an apple in his head

[wind forum]

Lain/Omori tier

[midnight tree]

let's laugh at him

[devout hull]

It was great, had a harpy boy slave and shit.

[narrow lotus]

[devout hull]

Here's a quest that is currently live:

[midnight tree]

that could be us bro 😳

[fading shuttle]

shit thats ME

[devout hull]

Here are the tags:

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907804235540885518/1049270471482413086/20221205_052605.jpg

women ☕

[devout hull]

☕

[real tinsel]

women ☕

[narrow lotus]

🍻

[real tinsel]

men 🍻

[narrow lotus]

Khayitill

[midnight tree]

whenever i see shit like this i'm glad my mom was raised to be based

[devout hull]

Oh, hey, ProjectMoon quest.

[midnight tree]

more like ProjectCoom

[devout hull]

More like PrjectHorribleHumanExperimentsAndRampantCannibalism

[midnight tree]

that doesn't rhyme with coom

idiot

[devout hull]

There's a whole country sized district of a giant continent sized megacity that has chefs that exclusively cook cannibal food.

All legal.

[quartz saffron]

I wish i can be that passionate about a sport

maybe not... seems uh violent

but isn't world sporting events like worldcup just send their "Z" team ?

not exactly the best of the best players

[midnight tree]

who cares

the only sports that are remotely fun to watch are the ones where people get their shit kicked in

which makes football the most boring shit ever

[devout hull]

I like watching Africa from satellite feeds.

[midnight tree]

you can see the change in dictatorships from there

[devout hull]

Yeah, it's good entertainment.

[stone blade]

:)

yes I use a macro deal with it

[ionic hatch]

People can't drive on God today

Someone decided to almost back up in my forklift

[lusty sonnet]

The teams have no real experience together most of the times, players get bought up by 20 different clubs cuz they are the best but can't play with a new team in 2 weeks

[devout hull]

GODDORI DORIFTO???!!!

[lusty sonnet]

Classic football issue

[ionic hatch]

GODDORI FORKULIFTO DORIFTO

[devout hull]

MASAKA

[narrow lotus]

HACHI ROKU FORKLIFTO

[midnight tree]

just entering my guard shack makes the entire think shake and wobble

i'm constructed abnormally

[grizzled meadow]

p!mute 862704714764648449 1d "Hitler was right"? What next? 6 million is a bit too much?

[foggy mantle]

@serene siren has been muted for 1 day.

[grizzled meadow]

@slim osprey send the video

[midnight tree]

literally 1943

[real tinsel]

@midnight tree i don't have a microphone

look

okay pressing mic button brings up an error

you can't look

what are you babbling about

[stone blade]

cry about it

[stone blade]

ok

I get it

still

idc that I use a macro

once you ascend a few times

you start making so much more

[vast island]

stop describing me pls

[broken topaz]

clussy

[ionic hatch]

[midnight tree]

real

[narrow lotus]

me watching racists discussions blossom up on discord while im at work

[somber warren]

you are nikita? Fix your game REEEEE

[narrow lotus]

if i fix game i cant take it out of beta

[somber warren]

we both know beta is a state of mind

[narrow lotus]

for bsg it sure is

[echo slate]

"Beta" is a copout anymore

[somber warren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/825644851659669524/1048788377819942952/This_is_a_bite_of_87.mov

[broken topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/320341084943286274/1049134807885561926/SPOILER_unknown.png

[cerulean latch]

Nah that things from the efteling

[midnight tree]

real

[devout hull]

like the good ol days

[somber warren]

[fading shuttle]

yeah we get it, suitcase man

50th time this fuckin thing got posted

[broken topaz]

his balls be dragging on the ground

[devout hull]

That woman must have rode him like a monster truck.

[somber warren]

i don't know about you, but i can't look in the past

[broken topaz]

skill issue

[narrow lotus]

it was indeed posted 50 times

[devout hull]

temporal issue

[fading shuttle]

you technically can

by scrolling up you are looking in the past

[somber warren]

you missed one crucial Point

I'm not doing that

[fading shuttle]

then its just a will issue

[ionic hatch]

Nugget

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-and-and-okay-gif-20619947

[midnight tree]

this man looks like a budget jschlatt and still gets more bitches than me

[somber warren]

my brother in christ

thats like

really sad tbh

[midnight tree]

i don't look unfortunate enough to get any pity from anyone

no pityussy for me :(

if any bad bitches wanna take advantage of my i'm real sad and vulnerable rn

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-discord-mod-only-chat-moderator-discord-mod-gif-20331271

[fading shuttle]

i can say, that the bitches that wanna take advantage of people like us are never bad

[hidden path]

my boys

[broken topaz]

cats be lik

[hidden path]

Cori

[fading shuttle]

stfu cori

[hidden path]

no

I will spray you

[broken topaz]

Its what they do

i dont have a cat lick emote

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lick-conk-conky-kitty-gif-18021368

[broken topaz]

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lick-gif-21052538

[midnight tree]

what's up with people who are into biting

[ionic hatch]

Idk

[broken topaz]

Not much is up

[somber warren]

biting is not as bad as choking

[broken topaz]

nothing wrong with taking a small nibble

[somber warren]

a lot of girls like it when you kiss their neck and take a little nibble

not really biting

[midnight tree]

as if you know anything about women

we're not so different, you and i

[somber warren]

i'm not the virgin here

[broken topaz]

[midnight tree]

i am uncorrupted by adultery

[fading shuttle]

need me a girl thats into me unhinging my jaw and tearing her throat out

[midnight tree]

fuckin sincel

[fading shuttle]

s i n c e l

hell yeah im taking that

[molten yacht]

Ket

[midnight tree]

the only thing i have come across thus far that can shut me up is someone unironically flirting with me

someone that isn't one of the homies, that is

[midnight tree]

i literally could not be a purer soul if i tried

[fading shuttle]

a girl i liked told me that i sounded like her dad

[broken topaz]

thats a win for most women

[somber warren]

how is the relationship with her dad? That might be good for you

[midnight tree]

people think i'm in my late 20's/early 30's

[fading shuttle]

idk, i was 14

[midnight tree]

bruh moment

i also got a deep voice at an early age

shit was cash

[somber warren]

i sound and look like 30 xD

[midnight tree]

shut up

[fading shuttle]

bruh i started growing beard hair at like 13

[narrow lotus]

[somber warren]

Real

[fading shuttle]

people deadass thought i was repeating the year sometimes

[midnight tree]

average turkish man

[fading shuttle]

i am powerful bulgar

[midnight tree]

same shit don't care

[fading shuttle]

the blood of Genghis Khan

[midnight tree]

you're all yugoslavians to me

[narrow lotus]

[somber warren]

how about you yugo some bitches

[midnight tree]

that one sucked

1/10 you can do better

[fading shuttle]

yeah, its yugo get some bitches

[broken topaz]

fuck its cold today

[fading shuttle]

no it isnt

[midnight tree]

it's cold today let's fuck

[gloomy wraith]

Nah its warm, don't know what you're talking about

[somber warren]

still snowing

[midnight tree]

you're just making things up

you're just crazy

[broken topaz]

no its cold

[fading shuttle]

temperature still hasnt gone into the negatives here

snow is fake news, cold is fake news

[midnight tree]

there you go trying to claim thermodynamics exist again

temperature isn't a real word

people are gonna think you're weird if you keep saying shit like this

[broken topaz]

🥶

[midnight tree]

i know a way to warm you up

😏

[broken topaz]

ill take it

[fading shuttle]

stand next a fire

[midnight tree]

get in the reactor

[somber warren]

brotherman you really need some pussy

like rn

[broken topaz]

whomstve

[midnight tree]

so you say

yet you're still not helping me get bitches

curious

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-walking-gif-21499133

[somber warren]

hey i did what i can, not my fault that you don't take my advice

stay maidenless stay mad

[midnight tree]

bro you told me to play mindgames

shut the fuck up

[somber warren]

yes

i got bitches

so it seems to be working eh?

[midnight tree]

mfs that play mindgames are objectively further from god than people who don't

[broken topaz]

play mindgames, gaslight, girlboss

[somber warren]

you really think wemen don't play mindgames all the time?

[somber warren]

they basically do nothing but mindgames

[midnight tree]

i'd like to think people aren't so naive to think i'd fall for it

[fading shuttle]

force a woman to tell the truth at gunpoint, they love that

[devout hull]

People really shouldn't feed Freud's theories.

[somber warren]

you would be fucking surprised

[midnight tree]

no

[ionic hatch]

What

[midnight tree]

damn i didn't know you've been playing me for a fool all this time

you and your mindgames

[somber warren]

Bruh

alice is a federal agent

this does not apply to him

common use your brain

we talked about this

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1016032404391071754/1044005220641951864/1300DE11-E6CE-4E5A-9E0B-4238ED5C9FAB.gif

https://tenor.com/view/presence-discord-server-meme-funny-gif-20207166

i'm too autistic to bother playing mindgames

i got a 90% psychic resist

[broken topaz]

Dont worry men dont play mindgames when they date men

femboys however play more mindgames than women

[somber warren]

See?

i told you

[midnight tree]

whenever i see a same-sex couple i always ask them who the gaslighter of the relationship is

[ionic hatch]

I'm not a federal agent God dammit

[fading shuttle]

the more ive interacted with the reprobates in this channel, the more ive understood that femboys are not worth the hassle

[somber warren]

i always wonder who does the Fucking, and who gets fucked

[broken topaz]

Unlike women, femboys are usually intelligent, computer science majors, or other tech fields

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/fbi-fedposting-fedpost-watching-you-nice-meme-gif-19958885

[broken topaz]

so they are good at mind games

[fading shuttle]

ahuh, yeah super intelligent

[somber warren]

based?

[broken topaz]

[somber warren]

i guess

[fading shuttle]

the least humble way to call yourself giga brained cori

[broken topaz]

I was never humble

[somber warren]

most humble way to say the sexism

[broken topaz]

but im also exclusing myself from that

because im fucking retarded

just like a real woman

[ionic hatch]

If I was a fed I wouldn't be in the fucking online department

[broken topaz]

janitor

[midnight tree]

they have a department dedicated to fucking online?

[broken topaz]

yea

[midnight tree]

e-sex department?

[broken topaz]

they do

[fading shuttle]

alice is just one of many feds

[somber warren]

Federal Office For Janitorial Services

[broken topaz]

they pretend to be 10 year olds and then esex with you

[fading shuttle]

just like juno, just like moon

[broken topaz]

and the next day

they arrest you

[fading shuttle]

they will either quit their agency, or get bullied out of brainfart like the others

[somber warren]

sounds like you been through this...

[broken topaz]

No im part of the team

[midnight tree]

bruh if a 10 year old wanted to fuckin erp with me i would simply kick said child in the ribs

[broken topaz]

good

[midnight tree]

violence is always the answer

[fading shuttle]

i would kick the child in the ribs just because

[somber warren]

if anyone wants to erp with me

[fading shuttle]

dont need a reason

[midnight tree]

real

[ionic hatch]

Erp is ungodly cringe

Hence why I don't go on vrchat anymore

[midnight tree]

i was on vrchat for a time

[ionic hatch]

[somber warren]

the only reason why i didn't buy a VR Headset

oh and im Poor

[midnight tree]

playing my banjo and singing racist parodies i wrote

[somber warren]

but thats another story

[ionic hatch]

Guys wait we could call people a racial slur in vrchat today

[broken topaz]

VRchat people are down so ungodly

[ionic hatch]

Ikr

And God some of the avatars are best shitposts I've ever seen

[midnight tree]

real

[ionic hatch]

And then there is the down bad egirl avatars

[somber warren]

every time i see those avatars i wanna commit a hate crime

[ionic hatch]

Same

[pastel quartz]

uwu?

[somber warren]

NO

GOD NO

[ionic hatch]

I was planning on buying a vr headset

For Pavlov

[broken topaz]

ùwú

[pastel quartz]

:c

[neon bough]

quick peek and shit instantly makes me laugh

[somber warren]

that would be nice, but poor xD

[ionic hatch]

I hope God takes your reproductive organs

[broken topaz]

Pavlov is okay but it kinda ded

[pastel quartz]

sameee

[ionic hatch]

What

[broken topaz]

Especially my favourite mode nobody plays anymore

[fading shuttle]

we got another fuckin fed

[pastel quartz]

that's pretty long

[broken topaz]

BF style rush game mode in world war 2

[somber warren]

fuckin feds

[heady vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/989666633960263832/1049171492698595358/redditsave.com_hello_sir-7lf24urynx3a1.mp4

[midnight tree]

literally me

[somber warren]

its a medium sized db, it can get longer

wait

no

[neon bough]

https://imgur.com/a/smXPi4i

[fading shuttle]

alice and maja are the feds, watch out lads, no kaczynski posting til we get rid of them

[pastel quartz]

oh, uwu.

[somber warren]

why am i even responding to the fed

[broken topaz]

They got em

[somber warren]

[broken topaz]

The furry has fallen for the bait

[pastel quartz]

ew speed

[midnight tree]

i enjoy occasionally flirting with the feds so they know they're appreciated

and so i can indoctrinate them into turning on their masters

[somber warren]

are you.... fedsexual?

[fading shuttle]

bruh, because of them i cant post the bomb making instructions anymore

[cerulean latch]

Chlorine gas is way easier to make bro

[somber warren]

i thought this was America???

[fading shuttle]

yeah, you think the american feds like my anarcho primitivist plans?

[pastel quartz]

uwu

[somber warren]

they will prob pay you tbh

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[pastel quartz]

i failed :c

[fading shuttle]

out of 9 posts in brainfart, the fed has used the "uwu" voice command in three

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-cadentopia-gif-22204470

[somber warren]

bruh like those fucking 13 year old girl emojis do be hella annoying tho

[somber warren]

NOOOO

[fading shuttle]

this just proves my point, people like these do not exist, they are feds

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/991880183097331743/1005067493989163038/37FB5D2B-3ECC-416C-B4AA-E371242891A5.gif

damn

[uncut obsidian]

this is literally you

[midnight tree]

alice got caught in the crossfire

[ionic hatch]

Hell nah

[pastel quartz]

likee ,, 😂 💀 '' ?

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/glowie-ben-shapiro-fed-youll-never-take-me-alive-youll-never-take-me-alove-glowie-gif-24568408

[fading shuttle]

glows so bright you'd think they were the exposed chernobyl reactor

[uncut obsidian]

[midnight tree]

yeah

[somber warren]

nah like : :c :3 and uwu

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-appears-hapyp-gif-24881300

[pastel quartz]

that's not 13 year old, that's just being a ret-rd

[somber warren]

same thing

[ionic hatch]

Uwu this and owo that, how about you owo some bitches

[broken topaz]

i do that

[uncut obsidian]

:<

[midnight tree]

:3 is the sleeper agent trigger phrase that makes me beat the nearest person to death

[somber warren]

oh yeah how could i forget, too

very aids

[somber warren]

Real

[pastel quartz]

owo :3 beat me up

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/get-bitches-gif-25754652

[midnight tree]

DØ

[broken topaz]

owo :3

[pastel quartz]

eek so cutee

[uncut obsidian]

you forgot the "daddy"

[ionic hatch]

For the love of God stfu

[remote vine]

Bought new book lads

[somber warren]

i'm about to go defcon 3 on :3 users

[uncut obsidian]

what is it

[midnight tree]

of course you would refer to me as daddy

[fading shuttle]

the feds are now pretending to fight eachother

[midnight tree]

you little naughty kitten

[fading shuttle]

unless they are from differing agencies?

[pastel quartz]

sowwy daddy, i'll do better next time

[remote vine]

Skyward. Brandon Sanderson

[broken topaz]

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/piddel-piddel-meme-piddel-gaming-piddel-pain-pain-gif-26176777

please

stop

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/skin-worms-inkspot-sqvqnnq-schizo-gif-24609711

[somber warren]

i can't

[ionic hatch]

Your the type of person I'd bully in high-school everyday @pastel quartz

[broken topaz]

:3

no

[pastel quartz]

hot

[uncut obsidian]

what the fuck

[devout hull]

mods dom basic members

[uncut obsidian]

daily #🎪bruh-fart horny chat

[devout hull]

all is right in the world

[wise bane]

new kink has been developed

[remote vine]

Also bought death grips record

[wise bane]

why didnt i come here more often, this chat is like it is made for me

[midnight tree]

the only death grips i have are the ones i make with my hands

[broken topaz]

we are retarded in here

[wise bane]

yeah thats what i mean

[pastel quartz]

omgg truee
i mean, kinda, beside the furry part

[remote vine]

All users share 1 collective brain cell

[fading shuttle]

i have undeniable proof of the fed being a fed

[pastel quartz]

ew wtf i'd never write like that

[somber warren]

fed detected

[broken topaz]

dw all screenshots people take in this channel are faked

dont believe the screenshots

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/cia-terry-terry-a-davis-terry-a-davis-got-the-moves-cool-dance-gif-14065988

[fading shuttle]

there is nothing fake in that screenshot, they wish to silence me for being a truther

[somber warren]

this the only real unfaked screenshot in brianfart

[remote vine]

RIP terry

[pastel quartz]

who's note is that

[midnight tree]

i remember when i had a class about use of non-lethal force and the partner i had got bruises all over both her forearms because of my iron grip alone

[wise bane]

wha ... what? wow i guess i did unterestimate @pastel quartz

[somber warren]

@broken topaz

[ionic hatch]

Maja right now

[pastel quartz]

haii @broken topaz uwuuu

[somber warren]

Real

[broken topaz]

haaii

:3

[pastel quartz]

~<

[midnight tree]

omg hiiii!!!!

[pastel quartz]

no! ew, i'm not like that

[wise bane]

thanks for opening my eyes sir

[remote vine]

Amazing

[pastel quartz]

eek

[wise bane]

yeah that is what everyone would say if they are like that

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907804235540885518/1049302149202452501/petrol.mp4

[fading shuttle]

if maja glowed any brighter, we would be confused as to where the second sun came from

[somber warren]

Real

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/veibae-vei-furry-uwu-owo-gif-19314765

[somber warren]

fuckin glowies

[midnight tree]

no matter if i skip the gym or not i always work out my grip muscles every day

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/glowie-ben-shapiro-fed-youll-never-take-me-alive-youll-never-take-me-alove-glowie-gif-24568408

[fading shuttle]

bruh why is she posting veibae now

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/king-crimson-the-worlds-my-oyster-soup-borzoi-robert-fripp-adrian-belew-gif-23804156

[ionic hatch]

Maja glow so bright

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1042765371196842015/nippah.mov

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/terrydavis-gif-18587317

[midnight tree]

literally me rn

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/cia-terry-terry-a-davis-terry-a-davis-got-the-moves-cool-dance-gif-14065988

[wise bane]

to much of the zone can be unhealthy u guess

[ionic hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/glow-mr-burns-the-simpsons-alien-nightmare-gif-4436471

[remote vine]

I just realized Terry Davis looks kinda like Strelok

[midnight tree]

real

[fading shuttle]

damn, encountering the C-Con fucked him up then

[ionic hatch]

@pastel quartz how many depressed kids have you groomed fedboy

[midnight tree]

templeOS is secret c-consciousness tech

[narrow lotus]

maja in brainfart , here it begins

[fading shuttle]

have they been a notable presence in other channels before they moved here Iedy

[wise bane]

+1

[midnight tree]

real

[remote vine]

What the government does not want you to know

[midnight tree]

only an hour left before work is over

[fading shuttle]

did we scare them off?

[midnight tree]

this has been a hard day of shitposting

[wise bane]

who

[fading shuttle]

the fed

[midnight tree]

your mom is a fed

[ionic hatch]

The fed has perished

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721821486599503937/993603421909286954/caption-1.gif

[remote vine]

Real

[broken topaz]

i generated my profile pic through AI

[fading shuttle]

i dont doubt they got e-girl and alt girl profile pic databases aswell

[remote vine]

AI generated fed

[ionic hatch]

Same

[wise bane]

thats pure evil right there

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/of-the-to-the-of-an-is-the-pinkie-pie-gif-21651076

[pastel quartz]

i was staying in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat but then i got warned by falco

[fading shuttle]

i just got mine by summoning a demon and making it possess my cat

[midnight tree]

i don't like the idea of putting my real face through an AI because then it's just gonna take away all the old horrors embedded in my facial wrinkles

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-gif-25900194

[fading shuttle]

ohh jesus christ

[narrow lotus]

p!infractions maja

[foggy mantle]

maja#5136

Total infractions: 1
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0

WARN | Case [#920]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 11/24/2022 04:04pm UTC
Reason: stop this fucking horny offtopic shit around here, you don't have the newcomer role anymore, #🎪bruh-fart and #╟❓general-offtopic are open, no more excuses

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[narrow lotus]

ah so a Cori clone

[fading shuttle]

falco you bastard

[remote vine]

kek

[fading shuttle]

cori is atleast not perma horny and saying uwu every third sentence

[pastel quartz]

😂

[broken topaz]

uwu

[narrow lotus]

idk everytime i look in here Cori says smth sus

last time she admtited to biting cocks once in a while

[ionic hatch]

At least my profile picture is an ai generated image of myself

[broken topaz]

You come at unfortunate times

[narrow lotus]

oh dear

[ionic hatch]

[broken topaz]

NOOOOOOOOO

I said i bite sometimes

in general

[ionic hatch]

[broken topaz]

not cocks

[fading shuttle]

she also likes incest

[broken topaz]

[fading shuttle]

wants to get fucked by her dad

[narrow lotus]

discussion was about dicks tho so

💀

[ionic hatch]

What the FUCK

[fading shuttle]

and likes getting pissed in her mouth

[pastel quartz]

owo

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-moderator-spawned-gif-23970926

[broken topaz]

stop making shit up about me

[remote vine]

[fading shuttle]

yeah, sure piss girl

[narrow lotus]

u literally expand ur own lore at a rapid pace dear

[uncut obsidian]

based ngl ngl!!!

[midnight tree]

cori also hit the pentagon 21 years ago

[broken topaz]

thats true

[narrow lotus]

no terrorist jokes

go back to ur gatekeeping

literally

[midnight tree]

bruh

[remote vine]

Can’t believe cori is george bush irl

[midnight tree]

real

[fading shuttle]

and also through an astute observation by bruno

[narrow lotus]

see what u did , now i should warn both of u

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/warn-discord-kity-discord-warn-discord-mod-gif-23549169

https://tenor.com/view/marisa-marisa-fumo-touhou-fumo-touhou-touhou-fumo-gif-25982265

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/mmi-mors-mutual-mod-discord-warn-discord-mod-gif-24009388

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-saul-goodman3d-neco-saul-gif-26298783

[narrow lotus]

everyone doesnt care until they get muted for 5-7 days , then our DMs are full of you begging to be let back cause for soem reason u cant breathe if u are not active here

happened to most tough guys we muted

[ionic hatch]

Cori how many dicks have you sucked

[remote vine]

It’s true I will die

[narrow lotus]

Christ

[midnight tree]

we have another server will all the cool people in it

[broken topaz]

like 5 or 6

[midnight tree]

it's fine

[fading shuttle]

damn thats low for someone like you

[narrow lotus]

god knows i dont wanna be there

[pastel quartz]

awie, i want some too

[narrow lotus]

brainfart is enough

[ionic hatch]

It's my server don't worry ledy

[narrow lotus]

[broken topaz]

if we include e sex

its more like

20

[narrow lotus]

lore expanded

[remote vine]

Ayo

[fading shuttle]

ah yes, suck dick through the monitor

[narrow lotus]

the real way

[broken topaz]

Through the VR headset*

[narrow lotus]

well if thats the case i definetely sucked a lot of dicks by what many CoD players told me

back in the day

[remote vine]

VR chat died for this

[fading shuttle]

i always knew cori was a furry

[broken topaz]

I am not a furry

I just have lots of furry friends

[narrow lotus]

so you are a furry

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-sus-meme-gif-26395283

[rancid crow]

Fed

[rancid crow]

Real.

[broken topaz]

i have tons of friends of all kinds of persuasions and ways of life

[midnight tree]

so every time i teabag someone in-game i'm getting my balls sucked?

this is great news

[narrow lotus]

i can definetely believe that

[remote vine]

And they’re all degens

[ionic hatch]

Cock sucking fed

[ionic hatch]

Not a thing to be proud of

Ion gon like chief

[broken topaz]

for you maybe

but you're also close minded and cringe

so i dont care what you think

[pastel quartz]

truee

[broken topaz]

lol

[ionic hatch]

No I just have dignity and self respect

[midnight tree]

i have sucked a total of 0 dicks in my life

[broken topaz]

Very nice

[rancid crow]

Cori and Alice are both feds

[vivid marsh]

real?

[fading shuttle]

maja as well, dont forget

[pastel quartz]

and so are you!

[fading shuttle]

prove it

[uncut obsidian]

fake

[solar obsidian]

[narrow lotus]

respectable

[pastel quartz]

shut upp

[solar obsidian]

maja how could you sink so low!

[uncut obsidian]

Not even 10 infractions

[ionic hatch]

Also I'm infinitely more based then cori and Maja combined for being a licensed forklift driver alone

[fading shuttle]

still a fed

[narrow lotus]

fed with a car

[vivid marsh]

for real???

[wise bane]

maja gets worse everytime i look in this chat

[narrow lotus]

right?

[vivid marsh]

this chat is a shithole fr

[ionic hatch]

Yeah I work in logistics

[fading shuttle]

ive been in here long enough that even if i do end up being a fed, noone will care because i got seniority

[vivid marsh]

hell yeah

[ionic hatch]

For construction materials

[narrow lotus]

this place is literally the place that decides purgatory or heaven, u either become a regular , or u get muted and banned in the end

so which is gonna be

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/violet-evergarden-evergarden-violet-schizo-schizophrenia-gif-25869059

[wise bane]

i love it with all my hearth

[ionic hatch]

I basically load materials in semi trucks for them to be delivered to construction sites

[uncut obsidian]

or you be horny 24/7

[midnight tree]

soon i will acquire the license of the gods

[vivid marsh]

i come for the memes and i stay for the memes

[midnight tree]

mark my words

[fading shuttle]

you foolish little fed

[wise bane]

i mean i dont wanna get muted and banned, but sometimes u have to do what u have to do

[fading shuttle]

why is my name piss stained if we are talking in dms

[ionic hatch]

Join me, become forklift certified @midnight tree

[vivid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-duty-stalker-dance-gsc-gsc-gameworld-gif-22307630

[fading shuttle]

clearly doctored images

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/federal-agents-in-your-house-gif-22935080

[pastel quartz]

why would we talk in dms

[wise bane]

the real question, are you the meme?

[fading shuttle]

then where are we talking in this server

[vivid marsh]

depends

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-strelok-shadow-of-chernobyl-shaker-dance-gif-26346044

[midnight tree]

after i get forklift certified you have to promise me we will go violate workplace safety laws together

[wise bane]

youre name is a meme, so you are

[vivid marsh]

my name is a meme? since when?

[pastel quartz]

i can ask you the same thing about dms

wait wtf- fuck uuu
u just made me not uwu every 3'rd sentence

[grizzled meadow]

Literally when

[uncut obsidian]

NOOO

[fading shuttle]

i am breaking their programming

[uncut obsidian]

p!infractions @pastel quartz

[foggy mantle]

maja#5136

Total infractions: 1
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0

WARN | Case [#920]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 11/24/2022 04:04pm UTC
Reason: stop this fucking horny offtopic shit around here, you don't have the newcomer role anymore, #🎪bruh-fart and #╟❓general-offtopic are open, no more excuses

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[solar obsidian]

my favorite companion

[ionic hatch]

WOAHHHH, YEAHHHH, BABY KICKSTART MY HEART

[narrow lotus]

which leads to maja situation

[vivid marsh]

elabor8

[narrow lotus]

p!infarctions maja

[pastel quartz]

then i wouldn't have the emote ,, do this to greet urself ''

[ionic hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/forklift-forklift-operator-forklift-simulator-fork-lift-gif-20949223

[grizzled meadow]

What's the problem here

[narrow lotus]

p!infractions maja

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maja#5136

Total infractions: 1
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0

WARN | Case [#920]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 11/24/2022 04:04pm UTC
Reason: stop this fucking horny offtopic shit around here, you don't have the newcomer role anymore, #🎪bruh-fart and #╟❓general-offtopic are open, no more excuses

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Tondiru literally want to be banned from me

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