🎪bruh-fart

[ionic hatch]

There are 2 things on this earth that are worse then the british

The French, and femboys

[rugged sedge]

Fuck the French

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1016032404391071754/1044005220641951864/1300DE11-E6CE-4E5A-9E0B-4238ED5C9FAB.gif

[rugged sedge]

Although I do distrust the majority of Brits

[remote vine]

French + femboys = French Canadians

[sterile widget]

HOLY bf 2042 suck ass

spent like 10 minutes in loading screens

[rugged sedge]

I hate how they pretend to not understand English when they very obviously do

[midnight tree]

i don't understand how people can have multiple personality disorders

like bruh

you are a single person

stop being cringe

[sterile widget]

I CANT SAY

[plucky void]

it's called mental illness

[sterile widget]

G

A

Y

I CANNOT SAY G A Y

[remote vine]

It’s like the same account operated by multiple people

[midnight tree]

it ain't

[sterile widget]

HOMOPHOBIC SERVER

[midnight tree]

it's like multiple accounts being operated by one person

[urban ocean]

You ever visit DID tiktok?

[midnight tree]

no

[remote vine]

Every homeless person is certified homophobic

[midnight tree]

i imagine it's full of people who think having several different emotions qualifies as DID

[pastel quartz]

thats not real thats just children with too much internet

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/FM6lMV-fqco

[midnight tree]

YOU are a child with too much internet

[remote vine]

I don’t download tiktok it’s cringe

[pastel quartz]

im not underage dummy

[midnight tree]

prove it

post your passport

[pastel quartz]

i don have one

[urban ocean]

It's hilarious to see how badly parents have failed their own kids

[pastel quartz]

my parents suck :c

[midnight tree]

bruh go get one

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/_eAGv73YXuI

[sterile widget]

HES A ALIEN HE DOESNT HAVE ONE

[urban ocean]

DID motherfuckers are something else

[remote vine]

This is posted to increase my racism against white women specifically

[stone blade]

you mean sexism

[remote vine]

Probably both

[urban ocean]

Just women. They're all retarded

[midnight tree]

bouta go drop a fat Dissociative Identity Doodoo in the toilet

[stone blade]

lol

[urban ocean]

PoV: you're the racist uncle at Thanksgiving and your deviant artist nephew is correcting you on his pronouns:

https://youtube.com/shorts/PwAc1Z56Tqo?feature=share

[remote vine]

Does someone have that boondocks clip of the lawyer guy pointing and going “A WHITE WOMAN”

I lost the video

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/eae_e2Fd17w

[pastel quartz]

@urban ocean would u respect my pronouns if i asked nicely

[midnight tree]

you see, instead of seeking help before anything bad happens i will simply wait for the right moment to snap and beat the shit out of someone so i can say i just had a breakdown after years of trauma

[urban ocean]

See the name

[remote vine]

Perfect

[pastel quartz]

ya but im asking nicely

soo u have to :3

[midnight tree]

bro you ain't got the thu'um gtfo outta here

[urban ocean]

Nope, I'm ulfric

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/442709792839172099/990576653723918366/4598595F-C0CF-4912-8DAB-FD7EEF41243B.gif

[remote vine]

Real

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1040286218006573176/1CFC6F34-BB31-40F6-AA72-DE250F097A90-1.gif

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/294888322931752961/1043032836904587264/image0_1.gif

[urban ocean]

Certified @pastel quartz moment

[midnight tree]

literally me

[pastel quartz]

which one am i

[midnight tree]

all of them

[urban ocean]

The alpha

[pastel quartz]

nahh im a lil kitty cat mrreow

[midnight tree]

every day i have to wake up

this sucks

[dreamy hornet]

[haughty radish]

Goals tbh

[rugged sedge]

🤨

[pastel quartz]

my maid dress is prettier

[dreamy hornet]

[ionic hatch]

Oh hell nahh

[dreamy hornet]

[pastel quartz]

what it is :3

[dreamy hornet]

How's everyones day been?

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/982833349561319435/1048962441649864835/redditsave.com_singing_in_the_shower-3fe1nv19kt0a1.mp4

[pastel quartz]

pretty guuud ty

[dreamy hornet]

Thats good to hear

[haughty radish]

Tf you mean 🤨, gainful employment, impeccable dress sense etc

[rugged sedge]

I'm going to sleep soon. Shit otherwise tbh.

[rugged sedge]

🤨

[haughty radish]

🤨

[dreamy hornet]

Mmm, also relatable
I'm digging into my sleep before work tomorrow rn myself

[rugged sedge]

[dreamy hornet]

[haughty radish]

😔🤨 ah shit I blinked, you win.

[remote vine]

Weather sucks dick but everything else is okay

[rugged sedge]

[rugged sedge]

I got class in the morning last week before finals and my ass shit posting on discord.

[midnight tree]

every day i have to get up knowing it's just gonna be a repetition of the day before i want to go strangle the site foreman

[pastel quartz]

before someone asks me to post my dress i literallly already did ur dumb

[rugged sedge]

No u?

[midnight tree]

post it again bro

[dreamy hornet]

Tell me about it. I started walking to work since I live close by
The bougie realty places keep their sprinkler systems on which is a neat way of creating a pedestrian ice rink

[pastel quartz]

fine

[dreamy hornet]

Since its freezing every day

[pastel quartz]

i hate all of u

[rugged sedge]

Lmao

[dreamy hornet]

[rugged sedge]

🤨

Bullied yourself into relinking it

[dreamy hornet]

Pulling off those thigh socks tho

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721821486599503937/993603421909286954/caption-1.gif

[midnight tree]

at least that's funny

[dreamy hornet]

I got new boots so its not a huge issue

[midnight tree]

i just sit in a portable shack and just game all day so now even gaming has lost it's novelty

[dreamy hornet]

Fuckin vibe check tho

[pastel quartz]

show

[urban ocean]

[dreamy hornet]

Dey zippy

[rugged sedge]

Smh my head I just realized Minty is fishing for compliments

[midnight tree]

i have to go out and tell everyone to fuck off out of the driveway which is has a sign beside it that says "ALL STOPPING PROHIBITED"

[rugged sedge]

New boot goofing

[midnight tree]

but nah these mfs can't read

[pastel quartz]

nice boots :)

[midnight tree]

cringe tan boots

[rugged sedge]

I've gotta clean my shit kickers

[midnight tree]

get cool black ones

[dreamy hornet]

Every single thing I own is black or a shade of black

[pastel quartz]

https://youtu.be/xmNfUUFAclw

[midnight tree]

explain this then

headass ass head

[dreamy hornet]

Literally the last 5 pairs of shoes I have are black

[remote vine]

Me only owning one pair of shoes. At least it’s black

[rugged sedge]

Kicker is through a program I have access to I could in theory get white genuine ostrich cowboy boots at a decent discount.

[dreamy hornet]

I wear them out usually

I still hold on to them but theyre basically quite trashable

Never know when someone talks you into some annoying side job and you wanna toss whatever you wear to it

[stone blade]

day ruined

[midnight tree]

real

[dreamy hornet]

Me but 4 am

[midnight tree]

i want to scream and smash my head into a wall until my skull caves in

[dreamy hornet]

Ya alright?

[midnight tree]

no

[dreamy hornet]

Oh

[midnight tree]

i deadass have to go work every fuckin day

at this god damn work site

with ALL THESE FUCKING POLACKS

[dreamy hornet]

What do they make you do

[midnight tree]

SMOKING THEIR GOD DAMN CIGS RIGHT OUTSIDE MY SHACK

SO I GET HOTBOXED

I FUCKING HATE THE TOBACCO INDUSTRY

[dreamy hornet]

I never saw the draw of smoking

[haughty radish]

You’re in a stalker discord, we know.

[midnight tree]

THESE FUCKING DIPSHITS COME HERE TO WORK TO GET MONEY AND WHAT DO THEY USE IT FOR? FUCKING CIGARETTES

[haughty radish]

This

[dreamy hornet]

So twink has a shack
All we need is a swamp and he is shrek

[haughty radish]

Im in the same room as them tho so I get that preem grade secondhand smoke

[haughty radish]

Carcinogen hours

[haughty radish]

Bet

[remote vine]

Only acceptable smoking is cigars

[dreamy hornet]

My friends been getting into those

[haughty radish]

Worse actually

The smell of cigars fucking floors me

One down

[midnight tree]

if you give me secondhand smoke i will give you a secondhand shallow grave

[dreamy hornet]

Does the data on that statement track

[haughty radish]

Same but I’ll give then a firsthand one

[midnight tree]

plenty of concrete pouring going on here

[remote vine]

Cigar or pipe tobacco is my goal

[midnight tree]

plenty of places to hide bodies

[dreamy hornet]

Concretes a bad place for it imo

Plenty of culverts out there need digging

[midnight tree]

dig deez nuts

[remote vine]

Smoking should only be done at home alone

Or with friends

[dreamy hornet]

Anythings better socially oriented

[midnight tree]

i hate smoking with a fucking passion

nobody is going to smoke near me if i have anything to say about it

[dreamy hornet]

I should make you a button so you can wear it, since it defines you

[midnight tree]

yoy

[dreamy hornet]

Yoy u

[haughty radish]

I cough loudly near people who do it on purpose

[remote vine]

Cigs have the worst second hand smell so cigs are shit tier smoking

[dreamy hornet]

I have seen one family member be a dickish cig addict

But everyone I know even as coworkers who do it do it respectfully

[midnight tree]

i want to skin the ceo of malboro

[dreamy hornet]

Ironically though the cig addict who I am related to is more of a mental illness vector than their secondhand smoke is respitatory risk

[remote vine]

I work with computer a lot so most people I know choose vaping instead

[dreamy hornet]

When a buncha people vape together it smells fucking awful

Theres this restaurant near me that has a thing for just vapers for whatever reason

[midnight tree]

fuckin vapists

[dreamy hornet]

Walk by it... fucking reeks

[remote vine]

Can’t decide if vaping is worse or just slightly better than cigs

[dreamy hornet]

Idk its the same level
One just smells less like ash

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/459242586482278401/1049155754319421493/midi_piano_to_words.mp4

[drifting lake]

its better, like getting shot in the arm is better than getting shot in the leg

a shot to the leg is more likely to be fatal than to the arm

[midnight tree]

then i'd rather get shot in the leg

[drifting lake]

arteries are funny

[remote vine]

Yeah that’s apt

[drifting lake]

go for the head, smoke datura

you'll see hell before you die

[midnight tree]

i'd try DMT if given the chance

free trial of dying

[drifting lake]

smoking it tastes like the way burning rubber smells

[dreamy hornet]

Concussions are like diet death

[midnight tree]

no

i've ignored concussions before

it's not that bad

[dreamy hornet]

How old were you

[drifting lake]

"it's not that bad"
"where did this stutter come from?"

[dreamy hornet]

When you get a bunch of serious ones young its much different

[haughty radish]

Getting winded is the fucking worst

[midnight tree]

i don't know

plenty of times when i was a kid and young adult

[drifting lake]

you sound like you actually have brain damage

[dreamy hornet]

Potentially

[drifting lake]

because thats how you get brain damage

[midnight tree]

i could use some more brain damage

[dreamy hornet]

Then again what isnt damaging in this life

[midnight tree]

maybe i'll finally knock the depression outta me

[drifting lake]

some things are much more damaging than others

like sleeping on a concussion

[dreamy hornet]

I hear thats just a myth

[haughty radish]

It might be why you have depression 💀

[dreamy hornet]

It doesnt correlate to comas

[drifting lake]

nah i saw a comedian who got a strong stutter cuz he slept on a concussion

[dreamy hornet]

They should be checked on, but its not a coma

[midnight tree]

maybe he just turned retarded overnight

[drifting lake]

nah hes cured of it now

but he took a baseball to the head

[dreamy hornet]

This feels like jumping the curb on your low rider, making it home fine, and when you start the car next morning and a panel falls off, you blame the starter

[drifting lake]

i watched him in the back of an ihop

[dreamy hornet]

Did you at least hold hands

[drifting lake]

no

hit head

head damage related symptom follows next day

[midnight tree]

i need to acquire more brain damage and near death experiences so i may start appreciating life more

[dreamy hornet]

Look, adrenaline is a hell of a thing

[drifting lake]

how about i just kill you

[midnight tree]

bet

[dreamy hornet]

As far as survival goes, it makes sense you could sustain some damage, and be able to make it to shelter of a kind

Before it becoming noticable

[drifting lake]

are you a cave man?

[midnight tree]

i'm not in any state of fight or flight ever

i really just cannot care

[dreamy hornet]

Most people seem like cave men trying to hide it imo

[midnight tree]

i wish i was cave man

[dreamy hornet]

We're all lying to ourselves

[drifting lake]

theyre called the english

[dreamy hornet]

The dutch seem to think its the danes

[dreamy hornet]

Imagine wearing a tie after the end of society

[midnight tree]

imagine wearing a tie at all

ties fucking suck

[dreamy hornet]

Indeed

[drifting lake]

my guy in red markets looked like benny

[dreamy hornet]

If hang me was a fashion statement

[drifting lake]

except he had 3 adopted boys from a zombie killing catholic cult

[midnight tree]

you have to be a corporate shill schmuck to wear a tie unironically

[haughty radish]

Beta as fuck tbh

[dreamy hornet]

I dont follow the sigma alpha stuff
What star sign is beta in the heirarchy

[drifting lake]

ur mom

[haughty radish]

I don’t either but its fun to say

[dreamy hornet]

She may be a beta

When I think beta now I think unfinished early access

[drifting lake]

yea that wolf thing isnt true

it only occurs in wolves in captivity

[dreamy hornet]

It was one dudes fanfic of wolves in captivity

[haughty radish]

^

[midnight tree]

yea i'm like a wolf in captivity

[drifting lake]

now hes trying to convince people he was wrong

[midnight tree]

literally me

[drifting lake]

its all just a family hierarchy

[haughty radish]

The one that he wrote later in life disproving his own theory is super interesting

[drifting lake]

older = higer up

[dreamy hornet]

Tbf if he was young and stupid maybe its not his fault people took it and ran with it out the gate

[midnight tree]

having someone be higher up because of age is stupid

like

i could deck your grandma easy

[dreamy hornet]

Grammy obliterator?

[drifting lake]

different if grandma can kill you too

[dreamy hornet]

Sounds like a porn handle

[midnight tree]

if your grandma ain't strapped she's going in the urn

simple as

[drifting lake]

mine has a fucking walther lmao

[dreamy hornet]

If grandma can't spurn, she'll get the urn

[midnight tree]

tradition is senseless pandering to the opinions of corpses

[dreamy hornet]

Thats right, google it

[haughty radish]

THIS

[drifting lake]

Granny best be strapped, lest she get capped

[drifting lake]

yea but doing whats proven to work previously is tempting

[midnight tree]

shut up

traditionoid

[drifting lake]

theres an evolutionary reason for traditions

[sullen ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/882091875589324836/1048933704912883722/InexperiencedExemplaryAlleycat-mobile.mp4

[haughty radish]

“”””proven to work””””

[dreamy hornet]

Tradition is a bunch of people claiming culture should be static when it is constantly in flux

[drifting lake]

it worked for your ancestors, and they had children

so it obv worked

thats the goal, spread your genes

[midnight tree]

bruh they just fucked and did some completely unrelated shit after that

that's why they got kids

[dreamy hornet]

Maybe its a mistake

My sister is apparently having another kid with two different baby daddy's now

[haughty radish]

My brother in christ you can’t look at all of sociology through the lens of evolutionary biology

[drifting lake]

yes you can

[midnight tree]

like bruh is over here tryina say that fucking to have kids worked for our ancestors like it's a fucking tradition to have sex instead of it being an evolutionary trait

[haughty radish]

Its a bad framework

[drifting lake]

why

[dreamy hornet]

Tbf they can
It may be ill advised but people can and will look at all of a thing through shit smeared lenses

[drifting lake]

the group that works together progresses more than the group that struggles internally

[midnight tree]

struggle internally with deez nuts

[dreamy hornet]

Ah yes. Dictatorships

[drifting lake]

thats still struggle

uneased citizens

[haughty radish]

Because most of human behaviour and tradition does not have any basis in biology

[drifting lake]

a happy citizen works harder than a depressed one

[dreamy hornet]

Sometimes I doubt that

[haughty radish]

Gender roles, what is attractive etc is in constant flux n all that

[drifting lake]

you increased the scope from evolutionary biology to just biology in general

[midnight tree]

yeah the people in china are obviously happy about their predicament

[dreamy hornet]

Anyone who claims to know the answers usually knows none

[midnight tree]

therefore they work hard

[drifting lake]

you mean like hunter-gatherer?

a product of evolution

[haughty radish]

No, just couldn’t be bothered typing out evolutionary again

[haughty radish]

No

[drifting lake]

ok why does it have no basis

youre just repeating an assertion, give an explanation

[haughty radish]

Stuff like what it is and isnt socially acceptable to wear for a man or woman for example

[dreamy hornet]

My guy youre doing that

Stop repeating an assertion, I'm already doing that

[haughty radish]

What inane biological features make it less socially acceptable for a man to wear makeup and high heels for example

[drifting lake]

yea, the monkey that fears what it doesnt understand and avoids it succeeds more than the monkey that is much more open

[haughty radish]

There are none, we just kinda made that up

[drifting lake]

because monkey A reduces encounters with danger

[dreamy hornet]

False
Monkeys are immune to fear as humans know it

[midnight tree]

i have, for many years, just ignored tradition and have done things how i wanted them done instead of doing it traditionally because my situation calls for solutions to my specific problems and not a generalized ideal of what i should do

[drifting lake]

ive been explaining why lmao

[remote vine]

Which monkey is literally me

[haughty radish]

High heels were originally designed for men fun fact

[drifting lake]

ok and?

[dreamy hornet]

Based

[haughty radish]

Its a good example of how a social norm changes over time

[drifting lake]

rich balding men wore powdered wigs for a while

[dreamy hornet]

Yo my new boots are basically tactical high heels

This tracks

[stone blade]

alo brain fart

[dreamy hornet]

Yo

[haughty radish]

They still do my guy

[drifting lake]

not at all to the same extent

for one, we have hair regrowth stuff that actually works

[dreamy hornet]

What did they mean by this statement

[drifting lake]

or the implants but that shit is nightmare fuel

[midnight tree]

tradition for the sake of upholding it is debilitating at best and destructive at it's worst

you have to adapt

headass

[haughty radish]

Also spirolactone if you’re into that shit

[dreamy hornet]

Are toupe's just modern powdered wigs

[drifting lake]

people wearing wigs in the 18th century and the 21st century are doing it completely differently and for different reasons

[midnight tree]

need autistic gf who is into pissplay right this fucking instant

[dreamy hornet]

Nah
Its shrimple

Both have bad hair

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/cow-sus-eyebrow-raise-rock-cowsus-gif-27132954

[drifting lake]

we make fun of dudes wearing wigs

[dreamy hornet]

You tellin me

[drifting lake]

back then, it was a massive fuckin flex to have one

[dreamy hornet]

Some guy never made fun of maximillian powderbottoms wig

[drifting lake]

wigs were the OG slides

[haughty radish]

Nice

[dreamy hornet]

I look at sportscars as massive but impotent flexes

Just like those wigs

[midnight tree]

yeah it was a flex to the other nobles or whatever but they were still probably made fun of by just about everyone else

[drifting lake]

but yea my point still stands. the better a group works together, the more it thrives

[dreamy hornet]

I once saw a dwarf who drove a truck that was lifted

[drifting lake]

by normal people ymean

[dreamy hornet]

My guy I do not follow

Are you a commie!?

[drifting lake]

are you a goldfish?

[dreamy hornet]

Cause thats all I gather

[wind forum]

MY MEME

[midnight tree]

bro grok out here hiding evidence

[remote vine]

Oof

[dreamy hornet]

[drifting lake]

gork corrupt?!?!

[dreamy hornet]

They were clearing commands

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721821486599503937/993603421909286954/caption-1.gif

[dreamy hornet]

Well

N

[wind forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/405552474447937557/1032413377416396820/REB_SHIGGY.gif

[maiden carbon]

Just cleaning. That’s how it’s done

[midnight tree]

grok-chan noticed me

[wind forum]

Grok thanos moment

[midnight tree]

this is a great day

[drifting lake]

Anyways that's why I should become president

vote for me or ill get really angry

[remote vine]

I object

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/335051631810838538/1049058239398035476/Screenshot_20221130-065516629_1.png

[drifting lake]

but im already racist

[remote vine]

racist x2

[midnight tree]

literally me

i will go destroy a chinese town soon

[drifting lake]

oh wait no im xenophobic cuz i know genetics

[haughty radish]

Just typed out the most fart huffing paragraph ive ever written before deciding better of it

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[haughty radish]

Debating sociology in a meme channel, what have I become.

[drifting lake]

what do your farts smell like

[haughty radish]

Idk, chose not to huff them

[drifting lake]

may i, m'lady?

[midnight tree]

"i just remembered i don't care, goodbye"

[haughty radish]

Basically uhh, evo bio bad framework for sociology because it implies theres a base biological logic to traditions which really doesnt exist

[drifting lake]

ok so dead rising, but instead of zombies in youre locked in with furries

[midnight tree]

quite pungent indeed

[midnight tree]

i kill them

next question

[drifting lake]

the suits make it harder to kill them tho

and theyre horny

[midnight tree]

kill them

next question

[drifting lake]

||diapers full||

[midnight tree]

kill them

next question

[haughty radish]

Jesus fucking christ

[drifting lake]

ok roll for initiative

[midnight tree]

no

[haughty radish]

Hang on I have dice in my bag

[drifting lake]

HA, NERD

[midnight tree]

i have a +20 rage bonus to all my attack and damage rolls against degenerates

[drifting lake]

and?

[haughty radish]

Twink has rolled a 5.

[midnight tree]

nat 5

[haughty radish]

ur fucked bro

[midnight tree]

nuh uh

[midnight tree]

i will absolutely be the kid who always has to win imaginary fights if i have to

[drifting lake]

there is also the men-liker penalty

[haughty radish]

should be a bonus

[drifting lake]

no this is a furry convention, not ancient greece

[midnight tree]

i like my men feminine and my women masculine

[drifting lake]

that makes them more persistent

[haughty radish]

have you seen how fast the fruits walk my guy

[drifting lake]

yes i had to chase one down

[haughty radish]

good taste

[remote vine]

Based

[ionic hatch]

What

[haughty radish]

still tho that shit gotta be at least a plus 3 to initiative rolls

[drifting lake]

man as long as youre not fat and like birds idc

[midnight tree]

but fr most feminine products are just a result of tradition

which makes it inherently stupid

[drifting lake]

also market saturation

[midnight tree]

makeup is fuckin dumb

[haughty radish]

YES

[drifting lake]

companies copying eachother

[midnight tree]

high heels are dumb

[haughty radish]

YEEEES

[drifting lake]

do what already works, but do it """better"""

[haughty radish]

based as fuck

[midnight tree]

dresses i can get behind they seem comfy but i would never wear one because they do not have good pockets

i need my fucking pockets

[drifting lake]

i dont get that

most of my gifts to my last gf were dresses and i always got ones with pockets

it aint hard to find

i got her atleast 5 or 6

[haughty radish]

I wore one once in highschool for a bit and now I'm railing lines of estrogen off my desk every morning

them bitches powerful

[midnight tree]

if you wear a dress then it's gonna be hanging off of your shoulders or midriff therefore making the pockets very dangly

i can't have heavy things dangling around in my pocket all the time that would be annoying

[haughty radish]

you can get skirts with pockets tho

[remote vine]

Cargo pants with at least 6 pockets is the best

[drifting lake]

yea and carrying a gun in my pants drags them down, thats why i tighten my belt...

[haughty radish]

you can also wear a jacket with pockets over the dress

[pastel quartz]

I didn't need to see an anime adaptation of tf2

[drifting lake]

or use nature's pocket

[haughty radish]

looks nice and you usually get four or so pockets to work with

[pastel quartz]

Until now

[haughty radish]

ah yes the uhh [redacted]

scout should not be allowed to look attractive thats like a crime or something

[drifting lake]

gdi i need a qt to buy shit for again

[pastel quartz]

Isn't he a gift from god

[drifting lake]

according to god yes

[haughty radish]

yes

[drifting lake]

and hes canonically a pedo

[midnight tree]

based

[haughty radish]

I know alot TF lore because I am nothing if not a trans stereotype

[haughty radish]

AYO??

[haughty radish]

Laura

[drifting lake]

let me guess, you play newvegas and your pc has rgb fans

[midnight tree]

new vegas is a great game

[remote vine]

Do you have programmer socks

[midnight tree]

based

[pastel quartz]

Than he would look handsome

[haughty radish]

my longest socks only go up to my calves

[drifting lake]

lemme also guess youre pale and over/underweight

[haughty radish]

they have little ghosts on them :)

[haughty radish]

BRO STOP

[pastel quartz]

God's be with you that is the best game ever

[haughty radish]

George reading me like a fucking book

[midnight tree]

prove it by posting feet

[drifting lake]

do you own something involving invader zim or adventure time?

[remote vine]

Disappointing

[haughty radish]

no actually

[midnight tree]

ayo adventure time is a great show

[haughty radish]

not into computer science either

[drifting lake]

wait no

marvel

[haughty radish]

WAIT I do have some of the seasons on dvd

fucking hell

[drifting lake]

you either have the cat ear headphones or theyre on your wishlist

[pastel quartz]

You have done it you just hit every stereotype for a discord user there is

[haughty radish]

this is genuinely devastating

[haughty radish]

hate marvel

[midnight tree]

to complete the stereotype you must publicly casually ERP with a stranger on discord

[drifting lake]

do you also listen to weezer, mgmt, or king gizzard and the lizard wizard?

[trim pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/911789391825993803/971168021982887936/cock.gif

[pastel quartz]

Nya

[midnight tree]

bet

[pastel quartz]

I like gizz

[midnight tree]

gizz more like glizz

as in glizzy

as in cock

[devout hull]

jizz

[drifting lake]

gizz fans are uhhhhhhhhh

[haughty radish]

No, do listen to machine girl n sewerslvt tho

[midnight tree]

thought that was a bad dragon sticker for a sec

[haughty radish]

???????

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/puke-gif-24135074

[midnight tree]

the top sticker

[haughty radish]

Damn

[drifting lake]

how many pairs of shoes do you have @haughty radish

[haughty radish]

Ace flag is almost the complete opposite of that

[drifting lake]

if a few, do you own multiple vans?

[pastel quartz]

I need to get some heels

[haughty radish]

Four

[midnight tree]

heels are cringe

don't fall for it

[pastel quartz]

I just have a single pair of vans

[drifting lake]

you own atleast one pair of vans i bet

[haughty radish]

Dress boots, sneakers, knee high leather gumboots, steel toed work shoes

Close, converse

[wind forum]

Worse

[drifting lake]

vans knock off

[midnight tree]

yeah i'm an ace at sex that why they call me asexual

[haughty radish]

My ma got em for me :)

[midnight tree]

i'm fartin a lot today not gonna lie

[drifting lake]

bro im like the cicada of sex. i hybernate for a long time, then i make bitches scream

[remote vine]

Sneakers and sandals are top tier the rest are mid

[midnight tree]

work boots are great

[drifting lake]

I only own an old pair of sandles and 2 pairs of timbs

hold up lemme get a timbs pic

[midnight tree]

steel toes to punt hoes

[drifting lake]

Timb check

[haughty radish]

No, $15 kmart boot

[midnight tree]

i need a cuddle buddy in my fuckin work shack so we can watch the gate open and close over and over again together

[remote vine]

Acceptable shoes

[wind forum]

he got those

brahamas

[pastel quartz]

I'm a good cuddler :3

[wind forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/516719962065207317/1001924917501108234/blah-blah-blah-balh.gif

[drifting lake]

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[midnight tree]

i am a boiling hot man

i barely move yet i am still producing heat like i'm about to die in a blizzard

[drifting lake]

sorry you sound like you look like a man

[midnight tree]

how would you know?

women can be security guards too

[drifting lake]

yes

[midnight tree]

you little shitter

[drifting lake]

but the way you talk

[haughty radish]

women gaming

[drifting lake]

see, i only fw guys who look like women

[pastel quartz]

Me?

[drifting lake]

||and women||

[midnight tree]

aight bro get in vc

lemme show you

[drifting lake]

i dont fucking know you

[midnight tree]

@drifting lake get in the vc

[haughty radish]

minty bullying hours

[haughty radish]

can I come?

[pastel quartz]

Noooo

QwQ

[midnight tree]

come on iiiiin

[remote vine]

No way woman reveal

I can’t join I’m outside with family rn 😦

[wind forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405552474447937557/1049054803730382968/Smoothpracticedexecution_3321c2_9989826.mp4

[haughty radish]

its real

[drifting lake]

ive been converted ngl

[devout hull]

THE DISCORD WOMAN IS REAL

[pastel quartz]

Wtf, source

[haughty radish]

trust me bro

[pastel quartz]

Ain't real, stop the cap

[drifting lake]

tf do you know

you type like an mf who looks like stuart little

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-one-piece-one-piece-is-real-gif-26721118

[pastel quartz]

Who Stuart little

[wind forum]

💀

[drifting lake]

this mf

[pastel quartz]

Damn that's me

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kq00R4JbR4

[pastel quartz]

I Don get this

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/570686290799099920/1031291636547850240/trim.63FE5399-3A97-434A-BA4D-001BFD5981B3-1.mp4

[wind forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/390310690113454082/1048763808769921034/potentiallyfixed.webm

[wind forum]

the homestuck OC phenotype

[pastel quartz]

Bro I am In school

I don't got no choice

[wind forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/142480770265513984/1027829913165758524/cachedGif.gif

[pastel quartz]

The definition of insanity

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-farmer-hamish-meme-farmer-memefarmerr-women-me-when-women-gif-21101552

[wind forum]

saw what you deleted

saw your reflection too

[pastel quartz]

God damn it

[trim pilot]

mfw (my face when) smh my head (shake my head my head)

spoilers thats not me

[wind forum]

💀

[remote vine]

Okay this family gathering is getting boring

[pastel quartz]

That wasn't me that's my friend

[trim pilot]

smh my head my head my head my head smh

[wind forum]

Ermmm

[pastel quartz]

Who tf is that

[trim pilot]

brussel sprout

[remote vine]

Where his chin

[trim pilot]

this is me am i hot

[wind forum]

yeah he got the alien head

[remote vine]

Do you by chance snack on 4 year olds?

[pastel quartz]

Bro got that alien head

[trim pilot]

3 year olds taste better

[wind forum]

Why'd you delet

[stone blade]

anyone have the laugh at muted user meme?

[remote vine]

The toddler connoisseur

[pastel quartz]

Cus I didn't give context to who got that alien lookin head

[trim pilot]

@stone blade

[wind forum]

nah we know

[stone blade]

theres a different one but these will do ❤️

[trim pilot]

i just posted this in a server that loves halo

now im gonna put my phone in my ass

[stone blade]

join #╟🔰☢newbies-chat
help people
2 idiots get muted

[wind forum]

honestly pro gamer move

[remote vine]

I love #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[remote vine]

I have spread misinformation in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat a couple of times already

[wind forum]

I like how they still have the light skin guy clapping his ass in chat lmao

[stone blade]

well dont

just dont

[remote vine]

tbf I thought I was right at the time

[stone blade]

[remote vine]

then I was like “oh lol oops”

[trim pilot]

i should intentionally get newcomers to brick their saves

jk jk

[serene siren]

mole rat (fallout reference)

[trim pilot]

mfw (my face when) smh my head (shake my head my head)

[hidden path]

Good morning brainfart

[serene siren]

ever looked in sky and seen no clouds that a reference to stalker clear sky the game

[stone blade]

gm gorf

[remote vine]

Good morning

[hidden path]

Time to mine and craft

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/mimir-the-piterroles-gif-22679697

[serene siren]

time to terra and ium

[wind forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/687788773534335162/1003458695281250365/20220402_232944.gif

[remote vine]

I love mining

[trim pilot]

💀

[serene siren]

thats cool said like its 2012

[remote vine]

kek

[pastel quartz]

I should do that

[trim pilot]

#🎪bruh-fart conspiring to give a bunch of misinformation to newcomers

truly a farting brain moment

[stone blade]

no

here we can be chaotic in the other channels you'll eat a a warning and then mute

[pastel quartz]

It would be just a chunk of tom foolery

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/that-handsome-devil-cat-khajiit-go-to-hell-godforbid-gif-21828837

[pastel quartz]

Just a chunk of trolling

[midnight tree]

you should troll us all by posting yourself in a maid outfit

[serene siren]

hitler was right black is just a shade

[stone blade]

^

🤝

[trim pilot]

@uncut obsidian

[drifting lake]

should i go pee off a bridge and record it?

[remote vine]

Yes

[drifting lake]

k lemme check how far the nearest bridge is

[serene siren]

he was a great artist and was right about what art can accomplish in this world

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-dont-care-crying-cry-chips-gif-21606846

[serene siren]

active coper

[drifting lake]

man fuck that, id have to drive 20 miles

i aintgotno gas monee

[trim pilot]

mfw (my face when) smh my head (shake my head my head) at a wehraboo moron

[serene siren]

pretty fly fish

[primal magnet]

Average Ohio inhabitant

[serene siren]

average Georgia resident bringing up ohio

[primal magnet]

I don't know what that means. Can you explain

[serene siren]

average floridian

[drifting lake]

average Kentuckian when a Georgian speaks

[trim pilot]

uh

[wind forum]

lmaaaooo

[primal magnet]

Massachusetts

[stone blade]

anyone know what songs the gamma main menu uses?

[wind forum]

I've never started up gamma

[serene siren]

average washington (non dc) resident wanting to be special

[drifting lake]

excuse you im an oklahomie

[trim pilot]

average non ohioan trying to comprehend the beautiful horrors of ohio

[wind forum]

there is a chance I might be able to identify the menu theme

[drifting lake]

doctor please help i get horny and smoke cigars when it passes midnight what do

[serene siren]

average Virginian trying to say hes something

[wind forum]

if you post a vid or something that has it

[drifting lake]

shut yo rhode islander ass up

[serene siren]

average Kenyan occupant

[drifting lake]

kenyan?

is kenya the 50th state?

[serene siren]

life updated its africa now get with it nerd

[spiral hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/886082996740956210/1049185658020843601/FjLgeKDVQAE7hCs.png

[drifting lake]

no i dont believe in africa

[remote vine]

I am not American which state drives Ford Bronco

[serene siren]

@uncut obsidian racisms

[trim pilot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwdHL9xPZ8k

[serene siren]

texas

[trim pilot]

what the hell has this channel turned into

it used to be refined

not this edgy 12 year old shit

you're probably all underage

[drifting lake]

🗿

[uncut obsidian]

stfu I'm 293

i fucked yo grand-grandma

[remote vine]

I’m not underage just retarded

[wind forum]

I'd rather cringe posting than the daily simping for underage members

[trim pilot]

you arent

[spiral hawk]

I’m posting from my moms uterus

[drifting lake]

now youre sounding californian

[devout hull]

got paintings?

[serene siren]

only femboys

[trim pilot]

refined brainfarters simp for cori not anyone else

[wind forum]

yeah what I just said

[trim pilot]

@uncut obsidian

[drifting lake]

where these femboys at, all im seeing is mfs with no chins

[trim pilot]

shes not underage?

[drifting lake]

@grizzled meadow

[serene siren]

look at the actual post i was talking about his art

[remote vine]

Is this “cori” in the room with us right now?

[trim pilot]

💀

[serene siren]

ong

[trim pilot]

still edgy wehraboo shit

[drifting lake]

hitler was right, meth is awesome!

[hidden path]

modified

[serene siren]

ong

[wind forum]

you guys aren't showing the full context

very underhanded

[trim pilot]

get out of here fucking wehraboos

noone likes you

[serene siren]

very liberal

[remote vine]

I don’t like Nazi Germany I just really enjoy Hugo Boss

[trim pilot]

im gonna go before this whole channel gets muted....

[serene siren]

facteroonis

[hidden path]

I simply won't get banned

[hidden path]

I am just not stupid enough

[drifting lake]

im not just fartin babe, my diaper is fully loaded

[serene siren]

diary of wimpy kid reference

[wind forum]

this guy said Rodrick rules

[lusty sonnet]

I'm trying but @grizzled meadow has abandonment issues so i stay

[hidden path]

Indiana Jones 5 is real

[drifting lake]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1045852069610922015/F902D19D-5486-47F2-ACF6-0224275863DE.gif

[pastel quartz]

My girlfriend is getting one so...
That could be arranged

[hidden path]

wouldn't be an accident

[midnight tree]

based

[ionic hatch]

What the fuck Is up with people and maid outfits

[drifting lake]

its kinda hot ngl

[midnight tree]

it's funny

i'm deadass gonna buy one when i move out

[remote vine]

No one ever buys me maid outfits

[drifting lake]

i can say from experience, it gave a sense of power

[midnight tree]

i'm gonna become a femman

[drifting lake]

not being in one i mean

[drifting lake]

you already look like a woman

[midnight tree]

i'm gonna turn a symbol of submission into a symbol of fear

you will learn to fear the swole femboy

[remote vine]

Screw maid outfits I want someone to buy me butler outfits

[wind forum]

thats called drag, dawg

💀

[drifting lake]

You think I'd pass in a maid dress? Im only 6'2 180 lbs

[wind forum]

Serbian immigrant phenotype

[drifting lake]

why does everyone think im eastern euro

im fucking scottish

[wind forum]

idk you look like someone from GTA4

[midnight tree]

i don't need no makeup

[midnight tree]

you could be a great stock photo model

[night sail]

belic

[remote vine]

You’re British? I should’ve known

[drifting lake]

watch your fucking tongue boy

[primal magnet]

Typical Englishman

[drifting lake]

tell me where you live

[midnight tree]

always thinking about other men's tongues

smh

[remote vine]

Hey at least I didn’t call you English

[wind forum]

Glass him

[primal magnet]

Cope

[drifting lake]

i will come to your home and kill you

i am a man

[primal magnet]

Any askers

[midnight tree]

fake

[drifting lake]

man i am

man

[midnight tree]

you're a sissy little girl and you know it

no beard can hide this fact

[drifting lake]

bro you literally look like a woman i dont wanna hear it

[primal magnet]

A funky little twink Englishman if we're being honest

[midnight tree]

i look like a depressed german porn actor

[remote vine]

No proof unfortunately

[drifting lake]

ik youre not talking about me, i moved furniture for a living lol

[ionic hatch]

Guys what the fuck, why does everyone want to be a femboy

[wind forum]

Thats the most Scottish job ever

[primal magnet]

So did I. You are not special

[midnight tree]

these guns say otherwise

[wind forum]

idk its all twink talks about

[drifting lake]

i jsut wanna know how id look in a maid dress

ive got the legs of a god

made for kicking the hearts out of the chests of englishmen

[remote vine]

I’m not interested in femboys I just want love

[hidden path]

I'm just not tall

[remote vine]

Post height

[drifting lake]

I just need someone to cuddle so i dont freeze to death in this upcoming icestorm thatll shut down the city for weeks again

[pastel quartz]

198 cm

[wind forum]

cm?

🤨

[primal magnet]

How high is that in freedom units

[wind forum]

like 4 feet idk

[drifting lake]

6'6

hes lying

[wind forum]

dunno what the fuck a cm is I purposely forgot that information

[primal magnet]

How many centipedes am I hmm....

[drifting lake]

im like 189

[ionic hatch]

I'm 192

[drifting lake]

wait lemme check

[primal magnet]

190 cinnamons apparently

[remote vine]

I’m 167 (real)

[pastel quartz]

Damn we tall

[wind forum]

I'm 5'6

[midnight tree]

180 (probably)

[drifting lake]

oh shit im 191 now BIG

[remote vine]

I’m manlet

[ionic hatch]

Bully the short

[primal magnet]

You are feared and respected

[drifting lake]

dwarves are just scottish midgets

[primal magnet]

Bully? Short people have good knees

[midnight tree]

i am based and dwarfpilled i will start throwing axes at you

[primal magnet]

And lower backs that don't hurt

[midnight tree]

real

[remote vine]

167 is like 5’5 so I win I’m the shortest

[wind forum]

Are you from a south American country

per chance

[primal magnet]

[remote vine]

I’m from East Asia

[wind forum]

oh nvm they short too

[drifting lake]

yea rip you

[wind forum]

everyone below America is like 5'6 standard

[hidden path]

173

[drifting lake]

my boi from vietnam, his family averages at 5'4

[midnight tree]

i remember this almost 200cm rugby playin fella weighing in at a solid 110kg i went to security school with who couldn't wrestle me down to the ground to save his life

[primal magnet]

Because we jam our food full of hormones

[midnight tree]

don't let the tallcels tell you what you can and cannot do

[drifting lake]

imo 190 is peak, its downhill the higher you go

im already outgrowing my bed

[midnight tree]

everything is made for people my size

i have no problems buying clothes that fit or getting gear that is my size

we ball

[drifting lake]

yea cuz of your small stature, you can fit more of you rats in one space

[hidden path]

I'm simply complexed about many things in life

[midnight tree]

i will crush your skull with my thighs

i have trained specifically to do this

[drifting lake]

also buying mediums is a double edged sword.
On one end, I look ripped wearing them. On the other, my belly peaks out if i reach above my head

[midnight tree]

mediums are usually a bit too narrow for me

i can't really reach forward much before being held back

[drifting lake]

small waist wide shoulders gang aaayyyyyyy

[remote vine]

I’m lean and short so the largest kid clothes fit me perfectly

[midnight tree]

my chest is as broad as my waist

[primal magnet]

Imagine being able to wear medium

[midnight tree]

i am a brick given life

[drifting lake]

medium is snug, but large is roomy

[hidden path]

Need to work on getting a smaller waist so my torso can look better

[remote vine]

Currently trying to gain a bit muscle to not be a literal twig

[drifting lake]

meanwhile i wear fuckin size 15 boots

my foot is a foot long

[midnight tree]

you have alerted the foot fetishists

⚠️

[drifting lake]

too bad im wearing socks

dumb heads will never catch me lacking

my socks look better than your shirts

[devout hull]

You know, I do like having footlongs in my mouth.

[primal magnet]

Good luck brother

[remote vine]

UK size 15? Can’t remember what that size is supposed to be

[drifting lake]

sorry i only got 7 inches in that department bud

[drifting lake]

us size 15

[devout hull]

I was talking about your foot.

[drifting lake]

its almost 3 am

im not doing too well lmao

cookies and a cigar

[remote vine]

Damn I’m only 8.5 us

[drifting lake]

im really down bad

[pastel quartz]

Damn you don't sleep too
Based

[rose ferry]

won't speak for anybody else but it makes me happy

also it just doesn't get manlier

manliest guys I know wear skirts 100%

[drifting lake]

my shoes cost $100 MINIMUM, my timbs cost $200 each

[ionic hatch]

I'm 192 and 84 kilos last time I weighted

[wind forum]

[ionic hatch]

Ripped to shreds

[midnight tree]

i am heavier than you

[drifting lake]

im only 81 kg

[midnight tree]

bulkboys let's go

[drifting lake]

kinda not eating

kinda dont know why

[devout hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVAFyKXf6Nk

[hidden path]

shit

[drifting lake]

but atleast i dont weigh the 115 kilos i used to

[hidden path]

didn't hide all my toes

[ionic hatch]

You a fatass aksel

[midnight tree]

i almost hit 100kg when i was like 15 or sumn

i was a fat fuck

now i'm just bulky

[drifting lake]

man, why did i get more women when i was fat i dont get it

[ionic hatch]

GET SOME MUSCLES BRO

[drifting lake]

i got them

[remote vine]

I’m a small man 167 cm and 52kg

[drifting lake]

im fuckin lean

[hidden path]

I'm at 82kg anf 173

[devout hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D94yoe5MmKI

[hidden path]

I could deck yoy

[wind forum]

she let me hit cuz I'm goofy bro

[ionic hatch]

I gotta start working on my abs again today

[drifting lake]

but one of my exes said i was hot in a scary way and now that shit lives rent free in my head

[midnight tree]

180cm 86kg lets go

[drifting lake]

the scary part mostly

[remote vine]

[ionic hatch]

How are you heavier then me bro

[wind forum]

yoy

[hidden path]

I should be like 5 kilos lighter and replace all my fat with muscle

[midnight tree]

i've been told i look scary by a few people for reasons they didn't want to disclose

[drifting lake]

i dont wanna look scary, im just a simple man who wants to nurse birds

[midnight tree]

i am wide as fuck

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/rape-creeper-alert-no-gif-10228810

[hidden path]

I want to look good for my own benefit

that and I'm still scared of women

[midnight tree]

i got some wings on me tho

[remote vine]

I still don’t know what you look like so that doesn’t mean anything

[devout hull]

86kg isn't hard to pass for someone over 180cm.

[drifting lake]

thats why i lost over 30kg. i hated myself for being fat

[midnight tree]

i eat and i lift, simple as

[drifting lake]

but now that i like myself, no one else does🗿

[midnight tree]

as long as i can run for a long time and lift heavy things i'm set