#🎪bruh-fart
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Oh boy, time to recount my recent stalker experience in the format of a 4chan post again 
do share
also wb that playlist
Stalker experience or STALKER experience?
Heyyy haaiii brüno:3
ah oof. Hopefully there was some good progress too then
da biima
BRUNO!!!
Yea I finished it

lifuu!! Heyy! :3 Haiii!! ^-^
Bruno be only friend in the server fr
this is literally me
whatsuuppp :3
Tho I didn't manage one subtask, my partner did come in clutch tho
bruno!!! Haiii! Hai hey!!! :33
Guys i got a cat
:(
i need cat
played minecraft with the boys for like 10 hours
who has spare cat
i only got bussy
Share
share
Be me
Poor Duty
Just finished turning off Machine in Yantar
Feelin good
Small problem
Entirely out of ammo due to pseudogiant in tunnels
Mfw fastest way to Rostok is straight through Wild Territory
Sure, why not
Enter area, immediately murked by dog pack
Great start
Try and die a few more times
Eventually manage to stab them all to death
Slip past tunnel full of burner anomalies
Hear Mercs at camp shooting at something
See pda message about Psysucker and Chimeras
Realize mistake, press on anyhow
Find Merc corpses, yoink a smidgen of shotgun shells off of them
Load Dushmans Saiga, only weapon available
Haven’t had the time to repair it yet, almost entirely broken, oh well
Sneak past the Chimeras
Get sneaked up on by Psysucker
Die a few more times before managing to preemptively blow its face off
Currently still need to get through the Merc tunnel
Yes I do
Check dms
Spent most of the day converting them to the right music format for stalker, lemmie collect them
Why does theo von look like the first man to be cured of down's syndrome?
Who?
Update, managed to get to Rostok, thankfully
this guy
He looks like the generic redneck actor they hire for every movie that requires one
psych ward grippy socks... interesting
So are you?
grippy socks?
neuron activation
Footjob with da grippy socks
- those unregistered firearms
Unregistered machine guns for me
seems like you guys never had a footjob from someone thats mentally ill
otherwise that'd be at the top
I'd rather get sloppy from someone mentally ill
Imagine they could bite your dick at any moment
The thrill
Blowjob from a cannibal

i do bite sometimes




Cori react. 
You're welcome
Wenis
Yea
W penis
Wiss
Of course
This chat is like 50% homo 5% new memes 25% recycled memes 10% euros and 10% bemeololo
Piss fetishist couldn't help it but bring piss into the convo
Smh my head
Yea I drink it for fun
You got that elon musk morning routine
Drink a glass of piss first thing in the morning
Cori's been got
okay bear grylls

She likes that asparagus pee

So much piss reaction I cant even follow what cori is drinking
piss
First thing I do in the morning is look at the ceiling and contemplate my life choices
And Pepsi
they are drinking piss
Is it a joke or for real
I know you want me
This gonna be me an you if you keep it up
if pepsi and milk is pilk then what the fuck do you mean when you are drinking pepsi
🤨


ill just go to sleep

So we are in the horny phase of the day
Night
I pull up
Gn
gn
Gn
hop out at the after party
How is the cori/bruno operator today
We're good
our school getting gender neutral bathrooms was a mistake. Now all of them are inhabited by girls and i cant take a shit in peace
Gender neutrality can't exist in spanish
El non binario
Gender X
idk there are no gendered words in finnish nor gendered pronouns
Might do that for the funnies
do it cropol
He's becoming latinx
AHAHAHAHAHHA
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT
Speaking german with my masculine skirt
And because he's a twink, Latwinx
Hahahajajajajjajaja
On what authority?
Whatcha gonna do?
Was german gendering skirts masculine a prophecy of femboys, in reality?
Make you moan dumbass
Zamn Cropol flag

What's piss in spanish
The colonizer is getting mad.
vittu hiljaa nyt
Ojala se los coja un caballo
antaa meiä puhuu paskaa sust rauhas
Yea
You all should tie a rope around your neck and hang yourself for Christmas decoration
ksfjkasfjkasdjlfjsdlk
Will do
🥺
OMG GREAT IDEA


You all wondeful stars, make sure to hang from the top of the tallest tree you find
<3
Zamn Cropol into that kinky choking stuff
Same
what if i hung myself off of the christmas tree in a local school

Ok well thats as much bf as I can manage today
Have a good one guys
Make the sure the special ed kid doesn't have a bat
Bitches be like "choke me
"
But they never like it when I actually choke them
Night
@broken topaz
tie a plastic bag around my head
what else
especially cuz you didnt provide your moans
I should not talk about these things
please daddy
Noooooooo
how about we summon a higher demon now
You know that 70yo old man in the server? I wonder if he ever opened brainfart in one of these moments.
cori can be the human sacrifice
you mean aldo?
typically such rituals require a virgin @trim pilot
@heady crow
This one of those nights
INB4 Aldo is typing
🥺
sex
MODO SEXO: ACTIVADO
would be very funny
Literally me tho
brainfart esex in the lobby en
Bet
🤨
theres all those normal people in the lobby that i think would love us joining and erping there
@broken topaz e-sex in vrchat when
tomorrow
No way
tomorrow im going to my dads place to do some wood work
Zamn never when I'm around
got a wood splitting machine that needs help with
fuck
tuesday?
Ahaha what if I worked your wood
i know a way to join a vrchat without a headset and run a script that will crash the server you're on 
Im possibly around on tuesday evening
I can show you my cool avatar features
yoooo
blame yourself
Says the one who acts up at being called daddy
Mommy
And?
you were my bisexual awakening 
🤨
I get bitches older than me calling me papi
My bf calles me mommy sometimes
You wish you were me
Not allowed to act a little fruity with the brainfart chat, sad.
not papi 😭
fr fr?
Fr (farted recently)
I got wrestled down and pinned down by a classmate while rough housing
fantasies started there
God damn
Haha what if you punched me?
there was no. I remember some 🏳️🌈 guy asking about my sexuality back in 2020 and i said leaning on both sides but ive only started to come out last summer since ive actually started to get feelings for my friends
Real
I saw a femboy once and being confused about his gender made the 🏳️🌈 in me grow
I'm still dreading not making him my friend
breaking point was drinking too much at a wedding and wishing i had a boyfriend for like 50% of it after the alcohol started leaving my system
too real
Real tho
thats when i started to be like "hold on"
real
I noticed i definitely tend one way when all the Gfs ive had were mid
but i was deeply in love with all my bfs
Haha you like men 
What the fuck does that even mean
fr fr
I'm pan
If you above 18 and hot, I'm willing to
real
real?
real
where you @
Extra points for girly people with dicks
Baltic coast
🤨
lowkey thinking of booking a cruise ship there next summer with my friend
plane kinda meh and can drink on the ship more
Well like all the ships going from scandinavia to germany
end up where i live
most of em anyway
yooo
brainfart meetup @ coris place june 2023?
Imagine meeting your online friends
I have many times
met up with a greek friend of mine a few times
ayo
Yes yes guys stop flexing you are european
im not suprised there were no girls
Blacked out suburbans
We get it, you live in stable countries
came in what way
Brazil unironically better than Argentina tho
Implying anyone on the internet isn't a fed
He got money
woman?
Sounds like the start of something like ram ranch
ram ranch has literally something like 300 videos
and an extensive lore
ram ranch bangs hard
burned it onto a mixtape with friends like 3 summers back and it still is in one of my friends cars
Lust
I'm supposed to meet up with a south American homie if he actually gets his visa and the government stops fucking about.
motivation for cropol to get a high paying job to meet up with the queer ppl living inside his pc
@slim osprey Just get yourself some online homoes that are willing to fly you out
i had two, one wanted to fly me to america, one to australia
Easier said that done
Just get a sugar daddy, sinple
I'm not interested in people paying things for me
time to get on that shit
I respect that
same here
Good man
im probably gonna get skinned alive for this
i declined all of that stuff
but i used to make money off of pretending to be a wamen several years ago
Neither am I, yet I might get a new pc for Christmas regardless
fucking simps will believe anything
So many people wanted to do gifts for me, I turned down all of them
Hopefully my homies shit goes through. He's gonna teach me to snowboard.
A rich swedish buddy of mine once wanted to paypal me 1k or give me an expensive watch from his collection, just for being there for him emotionally
I declined, and said thats what homies do
Real
My respect is rising for you Cori
A friend of mine offered me a moth plushie that I wanted
Im not just some wh*re
He would've paid a lot of money on shipment if I said yes
I just act like one
just trying to rizz you up
fuck that looks good tho
That one or the little mothman are cute
that reminds me of a mothman patch i saw a while ago
my blahaj is getting some friends soon fr fr
hold on
You should’ve let them buy it
You want the site?
yes pwease daddy
Don't encourage her
Taking a trip to west Virginia to send mothman lore pics to Cropol
REAL
I’ll always encourage chaotic behavior
I want that patch too
Oh my god there's so many awesome plushies
I need everything moth related
On that site
handsewn too. That shit is brutal as fuck
Say thanks rn
Looks like Monolith trying to come up with concept art for patches before settling on the current one

Thank you daddy
Almost posted feet while trying to upload this cat
🤨
post them
Do it
No balls
We won't mind
I'm gonna do a cock reveal if I keep getting called daddy
Daddy
daddy
Wh*re
Wh*re
wish i was your wh*re 
Daddy's wh*re
Okay stop it
Imma not fuck around lest I find out
Ok but
Chaos strikes again
daddys little wh*re
Where are the feet tho
Ayyy caramba he said
i got a 6min clip of gaslighting ghosty
We were talking cute moth plushie a minute ago
we need to do a brainfart esex
i agree
444
#8 on text
4.69 k
Literally one of the most active members here
Nice
And they refuse my veteran role
Damn I need to climb the ladder
Too brain farted
ye and i got 14k more msgs than you 
and i dont even got experienced
Simply outplayed
Most they can offer is piss colored


nvm 20k
girlboss
Gaslight me
I'll also soon be piss colored
Why you fucks gotta send messages right when I click on reply
Yes
Because we're silly like that
Paying the mods so you never
dunno if ill ever top this one tho 
we should all join the active vc and start erping
God damn
Meanwhile

almost 7k pages 
Jeeeesus
Chronically online
ye i used to be
GOD DAMN WHY IS SUMMER SO HOT
league addiction hits different
God damn
I got a friend addicted to league
summer??
He's below the belt
Summer the season
Oh
He really likes going below the belt
Yes that makes more sense
Fake language
Technically it isn't even summer here
But it's 35°C all day
And I know for a fact december its going to be worse
I start dying at 28°
most of summer is just 22c
It gets that hot here.
Entire weeks of 40+°C
i die at a solid 12c after the winter
You all are weak
come here and go into an ice hole during -30c
We should breed so our children can stand the hot and cold
It never goes below 0 here
usually winters are here around -20c
Only saw snow once
peaks at -30c usualy
Nice
Cuddle weather
Never really got cold either
Imagine using Fahrenheit
Wind chill is a bitch
I burger
🍔
hahah imagine if us two would go somewhree where its -30c and a snowstorm would be going on
Bruno why are you named the same as one of my friends
bcs i am your friend?
Peak cold weather comfy is using a weighted blanket and heated blanket at the same time while watching movies and drinking the good hot cocoa.
real
I mean another friend
Not from the city byeah
peak vibe is coming inside and heating up your rooms fireplace
usually from going to get more firewood at god knows what hour and what degrees
ah is he legit just named bruno or what
I wish I had a wood fireplace in my room
He's legit named Bruno irl
He's like a short version of you actually
Peak comfy is after spending the day in the freezing woods taking a hot bath or shower then eating some hot stew and watching movies under a weighed and heated blanket.
ye our place was built in the 1920s deep in the finnish forest so we got fireplaces in each bedroom, wood fired oven and a big central wood fired oven/fireplace in the middle of the house
Nice.
wtf :D
after everything bruno doesent seem like a real name
You're not named Bruno?
It is most definitely a name here
🙀
real. Prolly should cop myself a weighted blanket at some point
Argentina detected
Can someone block me and tell me if we still have this server in common?
i dont want to lose our friendship
It's nice tbh
It still shows mutual servers
Hm okay
At least on mober
Damn cause you're so Hotso right?
ahhaaa 
nah my name comes from our ancient religion where it was forbidden to call bear by the name bear so we used other names
Oso
among them otso
Killer name tho
shiz is cold asf
real. That shit was wild as fuck

De bimboleoleo
Boutta change it to my first name fr
The bimer
DUDE YESSIR
fucking Exequiel type beat
My name's boring and common lol

Happy you remember my name
that shit is a doozy to write out
yeah
No no
cropol name real
My name is actually cool
also falco hold on
Not bland
hey bland
Bruh
He keeps reacting...
Hello Otso
Get hyped. YOU CAN FUCKING DO IT. RUN THROUGH A GOD DAMN WALL
POP A PREWORKY
quality
Nah
hauling 120kg worth of shit through the zone
I'll just set my playlist to some good music while I go there
Playing Misery was a turning point in my life
never played it
You can classify STALKER fans by their hellmod experiences
why cant you like girls or music or something
Men make better girls
assa
Ancient gamer: Autumn Aurora
Veteran gamer: Misery
Babby gamer: Anomaly
said that when we were going out bowling and lost my friends gf 
What
Proof?
lmao you showed your power level irl
what
Literally any femboy
doubt
kkatyonak on instagram and tiktok
ian is such a legend
hes one of the very few youtubers who is pretty much universally loved
you say any but you dont mean the ones that cant escape 5 o clock shadow
Literally search this guy up
He's a girl fr
@grizzled meadow also got this one
Fr fr
Not seeing proof
10 MINUTES
Finally found it. Pop a preworky
didnt even change the title from the one i made smh
well it is 3am
could pop a few scoops of preworky
how dare you steal my stolen meme
What u gonna do about it
cry
(i filmed the meme i made it)
Fish and recycle
Nah, into a bang then shotgun the bang
my reaction
meh never drank bang and never will
Dude fr stealing my memes
They're mid
monster is where its at for my in terms of cost and taste ratio
p!mute @heady crow 1d test
@heady crow has been muted for 1 day.
I'm sorry Bruno
p!mute 273796868469686272 1d another test
@heady crow has been muted for 1 day.
Hm
Sick
wait falco
Ah
p!mute @heady crow 1d another test test another
@heady crow has been muted for 1 day.
But yeah Bruno, open up a can of monster then mix in a scoop of preworkout for the preworky experience
@heady crow
Marameo
When Bruno's around, call me Little Caesars
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Nah, cause I'm always hot and ready
ahhhhh

🥵
Because of fear, and because controllers are schizo
I have started calling them Kanye
Morning non the less
Cant argue with that
cum laser
Just woke up at 2am, logged on to discord and this is the first thing I see
Welcome to hell, hell
Ye
You know this is perfect for a warn, right?
Which one I’ll delete, discord isn’t showing me which one you replied to
Alright I won’t post it again
Monolith PDA, accidentally sold it instead of dismantling it. The comment is porn, full of porn.... I'm afraid to know what sort of Rule 34 bullshit of the rock that exists.
?
What
6:31
More like Brüno and someone else on brainfart
Hi Minty
haii
hes a femboy dont talk to him
cmonnn talk to me :<
Ew you're back
and im black now
Minty hasn't been an ass.
and racist 😎
Not you
o
idiot
whyre u being a meanie qwq
Cause he was muted
i about to be muted again for the shit im about to say
i didnt do anything to u
@pastel quartz
your mere existance is pissing me off
He then proceeded to go into just about everyone's DMs
Ok 15yo
ur weird
ur a femboy stfu
That would imply someone would think you're of value besides organs and blood
ya and?
you like dick
yeah?
Yes
Okay and?
what did you expect it to be mate
This is literally the degen chat
didnt think that the rumors would be true
this channel was built to keep degeneracy away from other channels
IN A STALKER SERVER?
idk why ur bein mean to me 0~0
yeah, a small sacrifice in order to keep sanity in the other channels
Because you like it
that simple man
good point
Cropol and I leaked the other day and the chat was hella confused
most of us dont even post anywhere else, imagine if brainfart got deleted, we would migrate to general
This fucking retard was camping a building, being useless
what do you mean leaked?
I spawned on him... now note the chat log "MBOmnis called in a transport"
and the green circle
squish
Playing that yee ass game
I said playing, not paying
🗿
they would need to pay me to play that shit
extra cat pic
"atleast its not a large stinky poo, its a medium sized one"
Genuinely a good game
Am I just reserving a game 150gb just to run around like an ADHD kid and tryna stay alive in a map
Fighting against adults sweating like their life depends on it and children off their rockers on adderall
rdr2 still stands as proof that you can work your employees to death and still make a good game, a lesson CDProjektRed will never learm
It's a fun game, the gun play is fucking great
Literally 84
Dunno, they are working to the bone but at least looking at the quality, you can say they like the work they are doing.
Not just do it for the sake of the paycheck and call it a day like ubishit
Still the best looking lighting and SSGI I've ever seen in my life
Wut
what's SSGI
The synonym of homo is banned because the autobot is stupid
.
were you one the that got fucked in the ass?
mmmaaayybe
🤨

it is

I hope God wipes femboys off the face of the earth
whyy im nice and cool

i am im awesome
Proofs?
uhhhmm, how do i prove that?
how far can you piss?
i,.dunno...
not awesome smh my head
Can't even piss across a bathroom. Sad
TwT meanies
Smh
Alo
Hi Ivan
salud
broom man is here
gm to all
Morning ivan
Hello
bet
very stupid child
Me irl in real life
Classic clip
classic British moment
Me when Bri ish





