🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

funky name though

[slate crown]

yea you better double check your shoes

[echo slate]

What is the vietnamese tourism industry like

Is it just old American dudes

[slate crown]

we get people from all over

[echo slate]

"Yep that's the hill jimbob died on"

[slate crown]

indians, americans australians russian

you name it we have it

i grew up in a popular tourist city so it's very diverse here

[placid sail]

my pal wanted to go for new year's holiday, but apparently flying to your parts from us right now costs a pretty penny

[abstract path]

Ah

Ues

[slate crown]

unlucky

[echo slate]

https://youtube.com/shorts/KgK0g0M4yLM?feature=share

[slate crown]

yea but it's during the holidays so of course it would be expensive

[abstract path]

Ofc

[placid sail]

otherwise it's really freaking cost-effective to chill in your country for us

[slate crown]

yea that's what most people do nowadays

[placid sail]

many just rent some place for the whole winter and work remotely or just chill on their savings

[slate crown]

work abroad and save up, spend it all in vietnam for 1/4 the price

[placid sail]

and it's like fucking

not even that half bad!

like, couple years ago my friendo was considering and send me so examples

and there's this like little apartment complex

with a gym! a swimming pool! room cleaning! and all pretty cheap

[abstract path]

How did he find that-

[placid sail]

but man, giant ass scorpion spraying foul ass liquids from his ass though

I dunno!

smh!

you gotta work on that Pango!

[slate crown]

if you live in the city

[abstract path]

You sound like juno

[slate crown]

the only thing you need to worry about are geckos and mosquitoes

and rats

[placid sail]

it sounds like you're overlooking the problem instead of solving it

[abstract path]

Rats are like a pest

[slate crown]

my brother

those things can only be found in caves

[placid sail]

but what if I like caves though

[slate crown]

the worst thing i encountered was the usual house spider

but that's like a 1 in 10,000 probability

[abstract path]

Worst thing i encountered was a cute lil snake in da forest

[placid sail]

what if that vinegabagool desides he doesn't like caves anymore? and visit my place?

he's blind, after all

gonna stumble in my cool apartment and spray me

little asshole

[slate crown]

and i thought my gf was paranoid

[stone blade]

Oke

[abstract path]

Kek

[placid sail]

listen man

[abstract path]

I only need

[placid sail]

I just hate insects

[abstract path]

Stone

[placid sail]

I don't know what to tell you

[slate crown]

most of them are actually harmless

[abstract path]

Exactly

[slate crown]

except for the scorpions

[placid sail]

well true, but they're still gross as fuck

[abstract path]

Plus you can make a burger out of em

Calories

[slate crown]

oh and we do have crickets but they're nowhere as big as the one you encountered in Singapore

[placid sail]

we also once passed a jungle forest there with a sign saying something like "warning ass-raping monkeys" or something

that was fun too

[slate crown]

we even catch crickets and make them fight in gladiator style battles

https://youtu.be/HioMDq2OknU

[abstract path]

[placid sail]

cricket fighting amazing (very nice)

oh hey they even do some freestyle beatboxing in the process

neat

[slate crown]

our crickets are cute but the ones everywhere else are terrifying

[placid sail]

well yeah, yours just look like little fuckers, even cute in some way, though they're still insects

and that thing was big, green, with big ass legs, and eyes, twitching giant antennas and

euuugh

[slate crown]

we also have praying mantis but they're an actual rare encounter, or on bz11ks case a rare boss encounter

[placid sail]

I mean

praying mantis are sorta cool

they have that sorta dedicated attitude about them

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/BBtRETNFEF8

ye

[placid sail]

cool ass little psychos ready to square up with anyone

I have little scythes for my hands, give me a reason to shank you, bitch

[slate crown]

real

[placid sail]

yeeeees Mantis! cut him wide open!

[broken topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/362255904659472384/1046817839719403652/meWblcUaReXdNdXJ.mp4

[vivid edge]

fuck i'm old

[slate crown]

holy fuck that brings back some dark memories

[placid sail]

somebody's calling on the phone

[slate crown]

you're back

[broken topaz]

guys dont keep your nokia too close to the speakers

smh

[vivid edge]

i never left

[placid sail]

I actually consider it as a feature

since it happens even before the actual ringing starting

[slate crown]

i only remember you because of the shit you post in the archives

great stuff btw

[vivid edge]

proud to be praised for the memes i posted

[slate crown]

and "other" stuff too

[vivid edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/334559751243300874/1047956043449253919/28BD97A8-0DD1-4470-B861-578030DEF045.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/848907442405507122/973865599740563506/despite_all_my_rage.gif

[slate crown]

siiick

[lusty sonnet]

[broken topaz]

[broken topaz]

[slate crown]

finally

[broken topaz]

I did it again, and i got the two cards that represent me the most, the lover and the fool

Tarot cards work

fr fr

[slate crown]

i think you're supposed to pick 3 cards

[broken topaz]

oh wait

ill pick one more

[slate crown]

real

[broken topaz]

real

[lusty sonnet]

I think you're supposed to pick whatever card you feel like

[broken topaz]

so whats my stand now

[slate crown]

no you'd have a deck, shuffle them and then pick out 3 cards at random

[lusty sonnet]

So im right

[slate crown]

nice

[broken topaz]

You are my world pango

[slate crown]

pretty small world ngl

[broken topaz]

I want the jojo tarot cards as nice high quality physical prints

[lusty sonnet]

Small world full of rock and stone

[broken topaz]

No i dont know why the guy is playing freebird on a cross

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/732089605808980069/1048556168097837066/20221203_124934.png

[abstract path]

What cards are there gawdamn

[broken topaz]

I think theres like 21 cards

nvm 22

because 0 also has a card

[abstract path]

These two-

What does the moon mean

[slate crown]

[broken topaz]

I think the moon has to do with deception/illusion

[abstract path]

i will deceive you all

[broken topaz]

more like you are being deceived

[abstract path]

[broken topaz]

Upright card (keywords): Deception, Difficult period, Fear, Hidden things, Insecurity, Mental confusion

[abstract path]

Tell me who

[slate crown]

my gf got triple death

[broken topaz]

run

[abstract path]

Oh fuck

[lusty sonnet]

Bf*

[slate crown]

i forgor

[lusty sonnet]

Smh

[molten yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/mild-headache-headache-brain-aneurysm-memes-discord-gif-26492554

[abstract path]

Now was tis

[broken topaz]

means you're gonna

no i dunno

[abstract path]

Oh.

[placid sail]

sounds like a name of a cool spicy sauce

[abstract path]

A

[sterile abyss]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/697897737886236733/837428222051352606/1619645848245.gif

[broken topaz]

Meaning: The Hanged Man is the card that suggests ultimate surrender, sacrifice, or being suspended in time.

I guess not that far off actually

[slate crown]

pls don't give her ideas, my butt has already suffered enough from her cooking

[abstract path]

True actually

[placid sail]

[broken topaz]

"from her cooking"

Sure bud

[placid sail]

spicy food by day

menthol-lube pegging to ease off by night

[abstract path]

...what if it's sacrifice

[placid sail]

so it's pretty universal that girls all over the world are into that shit huh

ours also love horoscopes a lot

[abstract path]

Yes

What's a horoscope again?

[placid sail]

a prediction based on your zodiac sign

[slate crown]

mine used to be, she's eased off it now

[abstract path]

Okay well what the fuck will i be if i am the zodiac sign lio

[marble cove]

basically gemini's are exempt from committing mass vehicular manslaughter

[broken topaz]

im such a scorpio fr fr

stabs someone

[placid sail]

for a day, week, year, or whenever another medium gets too tired to stop making shit up

[sterile abyss]

Girls are more sensitive to spirituality on average, for example, there are more female Christians than male Christians

[abstract path]

So true

[slate crown]

im Aries and she's Leo

[abstract path]

I am leo, too

[placid sail]

I'm a train

[sterile abyss]

I'm cancer

[abstract path]

I agree brother

[placid sail]

choo choooooo

[slate crown]

27 btw

[placid sail]

28

sigh

[abstract path]

Lmao

[placid sail]

coughs dust

[slate crown]

damn you're fossilizing as we speak

[lusty sonnet]

Old asf

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/im-in-my-prime-funny-ironic-age-old-gif-11480659

I will start appreciating Aldo's humour any day now

[sterile abyss]

Bro I'm usually the oldest in a Discord chat and I'm 20

[broken topaz]

im an attack heli copter

24 in a month

[lusty sonnet]

Wait with that idea

[placid sail]

we have a couple guys here who's around 30-40 but it still hurts to watch you young fuckers being merry and joyful

[sterile abyss]

I'm not though lmao

[abstract path]

Why is it painful

[sterile abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/yanatwt-gif-22814884

You IRL

[placid sail]

you are much closer to crystal's age than you are to mine

think about it

ponder it

feel the despair and rage coursing through you

[sterile abyss]

Ponder the orb

[placid sail]

yes

[abstract path]

I'm like

[sterile abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/pondering-pondering-my-orb-my-orb-orb-pondering-my-pondering-my-orb-orb-gif-24060364

[abstract path]

17

[sterile abyss]

To be fair you probably change more in those three years

[abstract path]

Ikr

[sterile abyss]

I certainly have

[abstract path]

Maybe i won't

Maybe i will

[broken topaz]

i am the same person i was 10 years ago

[abstract path]

Same tho

[broken topaz]

i am medically retarded

[abstract path]

I just know a bit more then when i was a kid

[sterile abyss]

You major in Counter Strike so I guess that makes sense

[broken topaz]

yea im a professional B site planter

[sterile abyss]

[abstract path]

I read partner

Help

[broken topaz]

im also a professional back side partner

[sterile abyss]

What does CS actually stand for?

[broken topaz]

computer science

[molten yacht]

Clear Sky

[sterile abyss]

Ah I see

[quartz saffron]

Counter strike

[broken topaz]

i work with the puters

[abstract path]

But what does it exactly mean

[broken topaz]

homo sex

[abstract path]

Gae?

[broken topaz]

always

[abstract path]

I'm

Pan

[sterile abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-techpriest-binaric-screeching-screeching-gif-20192683

[broken topaz]

im attracted to silly fellas

[abstract path]

i can tell hun

[sterile abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/chicago-deep-dish-illuminati-lou-lous-gif-22655349

[abstract path]

Noooo not the pan

[broken topaz]

Dangerously cheesy

[abstract path]

I can be

I just don't

[sterile abyss]

Looks like pure obesity that pizza but I probably would still eat it

[abstract path]

I'd eat it

Cuz i need more weight

[sterile abyss]

I need less, take some of mine

[lusty sonnet]

same same

[sterile abyss]

[broken topaz]

just stop eating

[rose ferry]

same

keep forgetting to eat

[lusty sonnet]

i'll just do another training session to burn it off

[rose ferry]

my doctor wants to kick my ass

[abstract path]

Dude

[sterile abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-why-didnt-i-think-of-that-hank-scorpio-homer-simpson-you-only-move-twice-gif-20385109

[abstract path]

I'll tell my mother to get this and that

[broken topaz]

I once ate nothing for 4 weeks

[abstract path]

Cuz i wanna eat healthy and gain weight

[sterile abyss]

That's called fasting

[abstract path]

At the same time

[sterile abyss]

Soup is good for you, especially homemade stuff

[broken topaz]

Soup? I just ate nothing

[abstract path]

I'm literally on that

[broken topaz]

drank water

[abstract path]

Eat Co²

[broken topaz]

came out a prime twink at the end

[rose ferry]

I feel you, I moved to my own place like 4-ish months ago and I've had to set up like... an alarm clock for breakfast, dinner and even lunch

[sterile abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[abstract path]

I need to do that too

Just 4 times a day

[abstract path]

And i was planning like

Breakfast
Vormittagsessen
Nachmittegsessen
And abendessen

[sterile abyss]

I love food too much to not eat

[sterile abyss]

Deutsche

[abstract path]

Da 🤝

[sterile abyss]

Sehr Kühl

[broken topaz]

Germans unite

[rose ferry]

being a twink is wonderful though, especially when you're batting for the other team as hard I am

put on one pair of stockings and you've got like a dozen closeted "no homo" bros simping for you online

[abstract path]

Well i am here

[abstract path]

Yruly

[rose ferry]

gets creepy though, gotta learn to control the power

[abstract path]

I am a twink that like

[abstract path]

Never skipped leg day

[broken topaz]

I have boobies

[solar obsidian]

proof?

[sterile abyss]

I'm not German but I've spent a lot of time with Germans online

[broken topaz]

Im sorry to hear that

[rose ferry]

I'm a nord, but I know a lot of germans as well

[sterile abyss]

I'm

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860678105467191308/1048536839247646780/redditsave.com_land_down_under-imspm2w3t73a1.mp4

[abstract path]

Yes

[sterile abyss]

Bri'ish

[abstract path]

You're yes

[broken topaz]

Im extra sorry for you

[sterile abyss]

[rose ferry]

don't worry, I've only met brits I'm fond of

actually wait, maybe except 3

but they're all from london

[broken topaz]

yea all the brits i personally know are cool

[sterile abyss]

Londoners are terrible

Known fact

[abstract path]

Oi ma'e
Mind gi'in me a bo''le o' wa'er?

[broken topaz]

comedy

[rose ferry]

even londoners acknowledge londoners being terrible, it's great

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/london-gif-19304239

[rose ferry]

it's like going to a zoo

I mean there's nice people there too but it's a big city, so you gotta go to the "nice" parts

[broken topaz]

I purposefully go the worst parts

Adventure holidays

[sterile abyss]

Go see the museums, Buckingham Palace, Big Ben, Nelsons column and then go to a pub and get charged 10 quid for a pint

London

[rose ferry]

the UK parliament is genuinely a beautiful building

[sterile abyss]

Yes

[rose ferry]

seeing it's an absolute highlight, and the history of it is fascinating to me

[sterile abyss]

Neo-gothic I think

It's a neat style

[fading shuttle]

https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1598704282987110400?s=46&t=M7UugohG9EwE21nnEPDjug

depths of wikipedia (@depthsofwiki)

guy made ransomware that requires you to get 200 million points in a video game. he seemingly made this just for fun? and when he infected himself with the ransomware and couldn't reach the score, he put out a formal apology

Likes

40005

Retweets

4688

Twitter · Dec 2, 2022, 3:42 PM

[broken topaz]

why is his alias a memory address

[sterile abyss]

Koreans idk

[broken topaz]

Id rather just buy new hard drives

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/w22iwW8j1KU

[broken topaz]

than playing touhou for that long

[slate crown]

[sterile abyss]

I've never played touhou

[broken topaz]

its a game for dweebs and weebs

[sterile abyss]

I've only seen funny fumos

[broken topaz]

Thats all that matters

and the doujins

[sterile abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/marisa-marisa-fumo-touhou-fumo-touhou-touhou-fumo-gif-25982265

[abstract path]

That's why i dunno it

I think it's better that way

[broken topaz]

The games are literally just

small anime png dodges fuck tons of bullets

[sterile abyss]

💀

[broken topaz]

and lore

[abstract path]

Ikr

[broken topaz]

My bf loves em

but he also plays osu, smash and persona

so he has no taste

[abstract path]

Smash

Lmao

[placid sail]

fish booba

[sterile abyss]

You're going to be forced to wear a Marisa cos play soon

[broken topaz]

you dont need much force for that

[sterile abyss]

[broken topaz]

Id do that for the heck of it

it is one of his fav characters

[slate crown]

and i thought subnautica was bad enough

[broken topaz]

and its essentially just a maid outfit

[slate crown]

this shit finna give me nightmares

[abstract path]

Oh yeah

I was thinking of getting a maid outfit

[broken topaz]

How come i have never bought myself a maid outfit

i bought it for two people already

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/02pDG6wwsIo HELL NAH

[abstract path]

My bf seems to be also interested in....erotic stuffs, just not that much

[sterile abyss]

[abstract path]

And he's shy

[placid sail]

it's weirdly well lit for a bottom of the ocean

[broken topaz]

listen i want to see boys in maid outfits

[placid sail]

like you're fighting all this shit in some swimming pool

[midnight tree]

when i move out i'm gonna buy a maid outfit

[slate crown]

omfg why did you mention that

[placid sail]

PANGOOOO NUGGIES ARE READY COME OUT OF THE POOL

[broken topaz]

good

[slate crown]

now i wonder how dark it gets at night

[abstract path]

Me when i open my eyes underwater

[placid sail]

YES MAMA stabs the fish booba and swims away

[broken topaz]

Yes mommy

[abstract path]

Daddy

[sterile abyss]

This is getting sus

[broken topaz]

brainfart always sus

my guy

[abstract path]

sussy baka

[sterile abyss]

Never been here before

[placid sail]

half the brainfart is perpetually horny, gooday govna

[broken topaz]

If i was single i'd kiss every single man in brainfart

[sterile abyss]

I've been on the GAMMA server before Drewski napalmed it

[abstract path]

Wait

Huh

[broken topaz]

and also every other person that consents

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/anti-horni-spray-gif-24744701

[lusty sonnet]

it's like 2 or 3 people circlejerking eachother tbh

[abstract path]

If my bf allows it kek

[placid sail]

it's 2 or 3 people now

[abstract path]

Bet he won't

[slate crown]

i mean im taken rn, still doesn't stop me

[placid sail]

the rest are as horny

[sterile abyss]

Average shitpost channel that isn't moderated enough turns to Horniness

[broken topaz]

[placid sail]

somebody is hungry for some Finnish sausage as well, ARES

[broken topaz]

Haaaai

heeeeey

:3

[sterile abyss]

It's the same in the Anomaly Discord

[slim osprey]

Hello Cori

[lusty sonnet]

nah he ignores me

[broken topaz]

Heeey daddy

[slim osprey]

Hello brainfart boys

[lusty sonnet]

not worth it

[abstract path]

Lel

[slim osprey]

Don't call me that

[broken topaz]

you love it

you made me do it

[slim osprey]

I do

[broken topaz]

im not gonna drop it

[placid sail]

takes his hat off in an act of consolation

[slim osprey]

That's why you shouldn't do it

[abstract path]

Okay well

Uh

Yes

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1048579940343365663/FAd-OmtXMAYOE0N.png

[lusty sonnet]

actually happy with it

[slim osprey]

You shouldn't call me things I enjoy or compliment me too much

[abstract path]

Horne

[sterile abyss]

I agree

[abstract path]

Kek

[broken topaz]

why whats gonna happen

[placid sail]

there's always a bigger fish mang

[lusty sonnet]

different kinds of fish

[broken topaz]

ereytin gon be aiiry

[slate crown]

butt

[broken topaz]

hole

[slim osprey]

Cock

[broken topaz]

B@lls

[sterile abyss]

I'm out

[broken topaz]

[slim osprey]

Hello Out, I'm @slim osprey

[broken topaz]

It has gotten too homo for him

[slim osprey]

Can't handle the 🏳️‍🌈

[sterile abyss]

Yes, if I stay here I'll catch it

[broken topaz]

Oh so you're a catcher, not a pitcher?

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/6tuYIXi6nTQ

someone finally said it

[sterile abyss]

[broken topaz]

Whjat the actual

[slate crown]

BUTTHOOOOOOOOOOLE

[broken topaz]

im stuffed and ready to playy

uwu

[slim osprey]

Who did the stuffing

[slate crown]

im unstuffed

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/cow-sus-eyebrow-raise-rock-cowsus-gif-27132954

[broken topaz]

I did it myself

[slim osprey]

No way

[placid sail]

damn

y'all down so bad

[broken topaz]

you know how it is

when you want something done right

you gotta do it yourself

[slate crown]

not everyone is lucky enough to have a fed wife who fucks you with a baton bz11k

[broken topaz]

so true

[slim osprey]

WHAT

Wait

Is the font different

[sterile abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[slim osprey]

Why the w look like that

[fading shuttle]

actual schizophrenia

[slate crown]

i barely notice the difference

if any

[slim osprey]

There is a difference

[placid sail]

your stories are a really bad influence in that regard

[slim osprey]

I see it

[placid sail]

luckily, neither parties are interested

[slim osprey]

The W is not the same as it was

[broken topaz]

W

[sterile abyss]

The font changed recently

[broken topaz]

oh yeah

wtf

I hate change

[slim osprey]

I hate change

[ocean pulsar]

g is funky now

[broken topaz]

god i hate obama

[sterile abyss]

The main difference to me is that if you type the hard R in all caps it looks nicer

[abstract path]

Huh

[slate crown]

bruh

[slim osprey]

Discord make a meaningful update challenge (impossible)

[abstract path]

Rythm games are fun

But i now remember how much pain they are too

[broken topaz]

Whatcha playin

[abstract path]

The camellia mod from fnf

Xd

[broken topaz]

ew play more osu

[abstract path]

I'd do it if the mechanics weren't a bit differemt

[sterile abyss]

Yakuza Karoke is my favourite rhythm game

[abstract path]

And if i had a better keyboard

Smh

[fading shuttle]

the fact yall can notice a font difference proves you use discord too much

[slim osprey]

Based

[broken topaz]

playing osu just makes me sad

[slim osprey]

Then why do you play it?

FUCK

FUCK

[sterile abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/bakamitai-dame-da-ne-gif-18169555

[broken topaz]

I used to be like number 20k in the world

[slim osprey]

Two minor spelling mistakes

[broken topaz]

and on my way up the leaderboard

but then i hit a wall

and stopped improving

[slim osprey]

Skill issue

[broken topaz]

and now im bad

[slim osprey]

Hello bad, I'm @slim osprey

[placid sail]

I made my point about it couple days ago, maybe it may seem like nothing, but the whole confusion about Iedy being called Ledy was because people thought it's l

but now the difference is obvious

I l

[slim osprey]

Yeah

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-you-should-kill-yourself-now-gif-23487049

[slim osprey]

Can't joke about Ledy anymore

Now it's Iedy

[placid sail]

freaking discord ruining it man

[slim osprey]

Let's go back to the skype era

[placid sail]

skype sucks Nicocado's putrid ass

[sterile abyss]

I'll catch you lads another time

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[abstract path]

You wantet me to tell you on what placement i am

[broken topaz]

yes

[abstract path]

I can give you it just gimme a min or two

[broken topaz]

do it

i need peopel at my level to play with

[abstract path]

If my pc wifi handles it

[broken topaz]

i use a very cool osu skin

[broken topaz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2x15p3dkqA

[abstract path]

I need an osu skin with coloured arrows

[slim osprey]

Self promoting smh

[abstract path]

Cuz i coordinate per colour

It's easier that way for me

[slim osprey]

@broken topaz this you

[broken topaz]

Yea that me

i dont know what you mean by coloured arrows

[abstract path]

Smth like fnf kek

Also placement is uh...#365345

[stone blade]

hello brainfart

[broken topaz]

is that osu standard

or some other game like mania?

[slim osprey]

Hello Ivan

[abstract path]

Mania

[broken topaz]

ew

[abstract path]

Kek ya think i play og osu?

[broken topaz]

Its the better choice

[abstract path]

I wish i could play it heh

[broken topaz]

mania stinky

[abstract path]

Mania stinky indeed ,_,

[broken topaz]

do it

[slim osprey]

You

I will stab you Cori

[broken topaz]

do it

[fading shuttle]

we are gonna need your address cori

[slim osprey]

We are also gonna need to know the times you are alone Cori

[broken topaz]

21 Hermann Göring Str. 16234 Hamburg

[slim osprey]

Hamburg

[broken topaz]

All day

[slim osprey]

🍔

[fading shuttle]

ew, american

[slim osprey]

Works perfectly then

[fading shuttle]

dont want no stinky yankee blood on me

[wind forum]

Cant you guys RP in dms or something

[broken topaz]

I am not american

???

[abstract path]

But like

Cori

[broken topaz]

yes crystal

[abstract path]

What did you expect from an fnf player to just start playing real osu?

[broken topaz]

Just play

and in 5 months

you'll be as good as i am

[abstract path]

I'll probably fail

[broken topaz]

no

[stone blade]

HIIIIIIIIII

[broken topaz]

I am like half as good as i used to be

[stone blade]

wait

[broken topaz]

and it only took me like a year to get to that

[stone blade]

is cori woman?

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[abstract path]

Fnf was just a practice for osu! Mania

[broken topaz]

Wouldnt you like to know

[stone blade]

Literally me everytime

[stone blade]

for information purposes yes

[abstract path]

I practiced on fnf like almost 2 ass years with hard mods

[broken topaz]

well the rhythm part of osu standard should be easy for you then

now just learn to aim

[abstract path]

And i can only do atleast 5-6 star maps ,_,

[broken topaz]

I am a penis haver

that takes estrogen to get boobies

[stone blade]

ahaaa

[broken topaz]

and a phatter ass

[stone blade]

so

you're trans?

[broken topaz]

Yes

[abstract path]

I want a phatter ass tho-

[stone blade]

ahaa

[abstract path]

Snd boobies

[stone blade]

BRO

[abstract path]

What

[stone blade]

no cap my ass thick

[abstract path]

Bro

[stone blade]

as a guy

FR

[broken topaz]

😩

[abstract path]

Ah

[broken topaz]

I bet

[abstract path]

Damn bro

[stone blade]

I AINT JOKIN

[slim osprey]

Ay yo proof

[stone blade]

LISTEN

is real

[slim osprey]

Nah nah we don't need to listen

We need to see

[stone blade]

oh hell naw

[broken topaz]

I hear no clapping

[solar obsidian]

good day my fellow frainbarters

[slim osprey]

Hello

[heady crow]

Me

[stone blade]

artifact hunting going well

[broken topaz]

haaaai brüno

[heady crow]

Corii hii :3

How you doingg?

[broken topaz]

Im guuud

[broken topaz]

Im going to a steak house tonight

[slim osprey]

Hello guuud, I'm daddy

[stone blade]

meowmeowmeowmeow

[heady crow]

Oookay. Any special occasion or just bcs ur a girlboss?

[broken topaz]

meow~

[slim osprey]

Audio of Cori saying meow when?

[stone blade]

yoo the last frame sus

[broken topaz]

My parents silver wedding anniversary

[heady crow]

Cori asmr when

[broken topaz]

I dont meow that much

[narrow lotus]

greetings creatures

[stone blade]

greetings romanian

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-la-creatura-dancing-gif-24275980

[heady crow]

Pagman

Gz to then

[broken topaz]

They hate eachother

They should just divorce

[heady crow]

Ah

[broken topaz]

but my mom isnt capable of living on her own

and she doesnt wanna steal a bunch of my dads money through court

so they just stay married

[slim osprey]

Real

I'd pay

[broken topaz]

Bro you can just call me

and talk to me

you dont need asmr

[slim osprey]

Hmmm

Okay hold on

[heady crow]

As long as it works

[slim osprey]

Let me call you rn

[broken topaz]

do it

[heady crow]

Mine decided to get divorced thankfully

[slim osprey]

No I'm scared

[heady crow]

But we were in call tho

[slim osprey]

True true

[broken topaz]

real

[slim osprey]

Cori I didn't hear anything

Call me again

[broken topaz]

fuck

i meowed for nothing

[slim osprey]

[broken topaz]

not doing it again

[slim osprey]

I'm on the other side of the world

[broken topaz]

skill issue

[slim osprey]

You gotta give it a sec to connect

[broken topaz]

i heard you

so i assumed it would just transmit

[slim osprey]

It's funny like that

[heady crow]

Missing the group meow activity

[slim osprey]

Group meowing when tho?

Rn?

Lobby 3?

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/high-schoold-xd-koneko-meow-cat-kitty-gif-17299538

[slim osprey]

Rn lobby 3

Group meowing session

@heady crow join vbc

[broken topaz]

@heady crow

come and meow for us

[slim osprey]

Meow with us*

[heady crow]

Just got done with my morning Coffee chill :((

[stone blade]

COFFEEEEEE

[broken topaz]

@heady crow He had to go

cant believe i meowed for him and then he left

[fading shuttle]

mustve been a low quality meow

shame

[broken topaz]

Yea probably was

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860678105467191308/1048577699209281657/Terraria_pvp-1.mp4

[narrow lotus]

Netherlands is gainst Bulgarians joining Schengen , but its ok with Romania and Croatia

[fading shuttle]

course

[narrow lotus]

B A S E D

[fading shuttle]

but wait, is this politics

in my brainfart

p e r i s h

[broken topaz]

ledy has to mute himself now

[fading shuttle]

1 day mute plus warning

[narrow lotus]

harmless politics

we are not animals

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow i miss him everyday

[broken topaz]

song very sad

[fading shuttle]

though the fact that fuckin romania got in and we are being blocked because of corruption and organized crime is funny

[narrow lotus]

noboduy got in yet , but we got their approval

[heady crow]

missed the group meowing

[slate crown]

it's ok bruno, I can't even join the vc

[broken topaz]

just come in call and meow just for me @heady crow

[heady crow]

😳 😳

[lusty sonnet]

classic netherlands tbh

[stone blade]

fuck netherlands

yo wheres the armor values spreadsheet

[heady crow]

netherlands 🥱

[stone blade]

I found it

[broken topaz]

who needs armour values

just hit them with bullets

[stone blade]

its not about that idiot

[broken topaz]

and hope the energy transfer eventually kills them

[stone blade]

I have an assignment and I need some numbers

[broken topaz]

Just hit the assignment giver with bullets

[heady crow]

!spread

[split canyon]

Spreadsheets about:

Weapons + Armours + Mutants + Artifacts: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OWE25Go9kSao5-IDOS4ZWkBtLfyEF_hPLJz7QQR2lqY/edit#gid=302497032
Zone Handbook (contains a lot of good guides): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17ZLrcwv-5aFjusQ6yKdHrBkq0fiPRBCvdCnzrvpz-Y0/edit#gid=0
Nimble weapon trade RUS/ENG: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iteyvFLFqIZU_Uzx1UTboueiAafXX4yrvCGrVfCYF40/edit?usp=sharing
Visual guide for Full Empty/Volat Emerald/Compass (until it will be added in some doc): https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149216/1039517855588306986/azeazeazeaze.png

[heady crow]

hit the teacher with some assigned bullets

[broken topaz]

spread!

[heady crow]

spread what? 😳

[broken topaz]

love

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

I was gonna do exactly that

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-dwayne-johnson-eye-roll-oh-man-mock-gif-4968945

[stone blade]

I was gonna pull the handling numbers from the pistols

:)

[heady crow]

<33

lost my cute vtuber emotes

[stone blade]

HE SAID TO USE OUR IMAGINATIOn

[heady crow]

now back to this

[stone blade]

so I did

[broken topaz]

you imagine handling some guns?

whenever i need numbers i just pull the IP addresses of brainfart members

[stone blade]

bruh

[broken topaz]

The law requires that i say that was a joke

[lusty sonnet]

get a CEH cert and you don't need to

[slim osprey]

@broken topaz @heady crow Group meowing?

[stone blade]

GROUP MEOWING HE SAID

AAAAAA

[narrow lotus]

[slim osprey]

Fun friend activities

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow
https://youtu.be/Gl3evXJqb54

[broken topaz]

meow?

[midnight tree]

yes

[slate crown]

I'd meow too but sick voice 🤮

[slim osprey]

Yes

[lusty sonnet]

drg?

[plucky void]

ROCK

[lusty sonnet]

AND STONE

[slate crown]

yea nah nah I can't rn

need rest

and bf would beat my ass if i don't

[lusty sonnet]

sadge

i don't know how you can play driller tbh

[slate crown]

hehe flamethrower go 🔥

[lusty sonnet]

tried it on a sabotage mission

boss takes 0 damage

[slate crown]

flame is shit at that

try sludge

with the unstable overclock

[lusty sonnet]

was guessing the flame was a waveclearer

[slate crown]

yea

[lusty sonnet]

i want the lead storm overclock for gunner so i can be a certified turret

[signal blaze]

Get out of here stalker

[broken topaz]

bro who the fuck are you

this is brainfart

[signal blaze]

I am the junk hunter, show me your junk for inspection

[primal magnet]

Gm

[plucky void]

It was fine when it was crispy brown, why'd she have to burn it

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/marisa-marisa-fumo-touhou-fumo-touhou-touhou-fumo-gif-25982265

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1048603526441484339/trim.E86E5619-68A0-4B49-A41D-8DE144A9CA3A.mp4

[real tinsel]

join Lobby (EN) and do some Cori asmr for me @broken topaz

read the entire shrek 2 script

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/s/shrek-2-script-transcript.html

[broken topaz]

In drying my hair atm

Just came out da shower

[real tinsel]

okay

[broken topaz]

My hair always takes forever to dry

Smh

[midnight tree]

hmu when you start homie

[vivid edge]

https://tenor.com/view/chicago-deep-dish-illuminati-lou-lous-gif-22655349

[broken topaz]

The funny anime AI turned me into a mommy

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/163382741491122176/1047863431782465556/SO_F_METAL.mp4

[midnight tree]

i will never give the ccp a scan of my face

[broken topaz]

It already has one

[midnight tree]

scan deez nuts

[broken topaz]

Scanning

[upbeat bobcat]

[slim osprey]

Ay yo send a pic

[midnight tree]

bet

[broken topaz]

me too

please

[midnight tree]

ball pics are $5

[slim osprey]

Damn

[upbeat bobcat]

Cheap ass mf

[broken topaz]

paypal link?

[midnight tree]

i only got visa

[grizzled meadow]

[stone blade]

so for my assignment I basically copied some gun values

lol

cuz the teacher wanted a nice chart and then a sum and then %

ez

thx stalker

[sterile widget]

i can send ball pics

[eager quest]

still submissive and breedable

[sterile widget]

for free

[sterile widget]

average discord user

[grizzled meadow]

🤨

[midnight tree]

😏

[eager quest]

idk who typed breedable

i looked away for 1 second

mustve been my cat

[stone blade]

ghostyy hi

[eager quest]

i only meant to type submissive

[grizzled meadow]

Ah okay

[eager quest]

my point still stands tho

cori is submissive

[grizzled meadow]

🤨

[eager quest]

and

b

r

[grizzled meadow]

🤨

[broken topaz]

i am

he is right

[sterile widget]

me in #🎪bruh-fart reading a discord coomer defend himself after calling a random woman in the server "submissive and breedaable" (i dont know what those 2 words mean)

[eager quest]

i am not defending myself

[midnight tree]

i'm just breedable

[eager quest]

ive called many people on this server submissive and breedable

[midnight tree]

smh my damn head

[eager quest]

you think im afraid to call it out?

[sterile widget]

weirdo

[solar obsidian]

shaking my head my damn head

[sterile widget]

smh my head

[stone blade]

pango is submissive and breedable for example

[eager quest]

so is crystal

[solar obsidian]

rip in peace

[stone blade]

rest in piss

[sterile widget]

this you bro?

[stone blade]

it is me

[eager quest]

AHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA

[stone blade]

man youre original

[sterile widget]

here

[eager quest]

i shouldnt laugh at that

[stone blade]

fking idiot

[eager quest]

im sorry ivan

[sterile widget]

but you did

[eager quest]

i mean hey at least hes ballsy enough to have his face on his profile

and i respect the long hair even tho i dont really like it colored

i have long hair too

[sterile widget]

this is me

[stone blade]

nobody asked if this is you

[midnight tree]

that is not me (tattoos are cringe)

[real tinsel]

i'm submissive

to the machine god

[stone blade]

thx I geuess

[proven crown]

This is me tbqh, famalams

[sterile widget]

fucking blind dog looking ass

[broken topaz]

thats just an average looking guy

[sterile widget]

straight out of the zone

[solar obsidian]

finally #🎪bruh-fart is interesting, who would've thought it needed a reality check

[real tinsel]

what reality check are you talking about

[sterile widget]

ik especially after the submissive and breedable chat

[midnight tree]

reality check deez nuts

[real tinsel]

the entire brainfart is submissive and breedable

[midnight tree]

i am not submissive

[real tinsel]

i want to put my penis inside each #🎪bruh-fart member's penis

[slim osprey]

I am not submissive

[midnight tree]

that sounds fun

[real tinsel]

you're submissive cropol

[sterile widget]

WHAT

[slim osprey]

Your ass is submissive

[real tinsel]

you'll submit to these nuts

[sterile widget]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHAT?

YOU ALL NEED TO GO OUTSIDE

WHAT THE FUCK

[real tinsel]

i am outside

i'm speaking from the outside

[sterile widget]

prove it

[real tinsel]

nah

[midnight tree]

your dick could never handle my ass

weakling

[solar obsidian]

thats not a very manly reaction

[real tinsel]

better, my cock will fit right in your cock

[sterile widget]

what is this chat man

[slim osprey]

Your thighs could never handle my face

[sterile widget]

is this a stalker server

[solar obsidian]

welcome to #🎪bruh-fart

[sterile widget]

or a degenerate server?

[solar obsidian]

Yes

[real tinsel]

no

[broken topaz]

This guy

[real tinsel]

nobody plays stalker in #🎪bruh-fart

[slim osprey]

Love it when newcomers come here

[real tinsel]

go to #╟🔰☢newbies-chat for that

or something

[solar obsidian]

its true

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-chair-person-epic-gaming-gif-20751216

[grizzled meadow]

This explain a lot

[slim osprey]

Ott

[sterile widget]

have you seen this man cori?

[slim osprey]

Ottober

[midnight tree]

bruh living in ottober

[real tinsel]

ott 26

[sterile widget]

his name is jerma 985

[proven crown]

I play Stalker sometimes

[broken topaz]

thats that jerma fella everyone likes

[slim osprey]

Bro really living in ottober

[grizzled meadow]

Ottobre, not ottober you stupids

[sterile widget]

correct

[slim osprey]

Ottobre

Settembre

Novembre

Decembre

[midnight tree]

that's jomer

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow hellooo hiii

@broken topaz is gonna come and read us shrek 2 script after drying his hair

[grizzled meadow]

Dicembre*

[slim osprey]

Dicembre

[broken topaz]

I never said i would do it

[solar obsidian]

dickembre

[broken topaz]

wtf

[slim osprey]

Falco

Talk