🎪bruh-fart

[lusty sonnet]

fair i taste test too, but some bands should just not make music

[broken topaz]

I dunno how they did it

[midnight tree]

linkin penis

[slate crown]

real

[solar obsidian]

lickin penis

[midnight tree]

rea

l

[slate crown]

r

e

a

l

[lusty sonnet]

_ _

[slate crown]

[lusty sonnet]

[slate crown]

idk why but that made me laugh way too hard

my humor is truly broken

[lusty sonnet]

you're welcome

i'll take my payment later

[slate crown]

fuck

[midnight tree]

other than github, where can i find a femboy gf?

[slate crown]

i don't have any cash on me

[broken topaz]

100 gecs concert

[stone blade]

hi

[lusty sonnet]

discord

[broken topaz]

discord too yea

VRChat

[midnight tree]

without having to sacrifice my ears

[broken topaz]

Uhhh

[midnight tree]

and eyes

[broken topaz]

My house

[midnight tree]

bet

[slate crown]

Thailand

[lusty sonnet]

any place where there are mentally unstable people really

[broken topaz]

yea just go the local psych ward

and pick one up

[midnight tree]

thailand has ladyboys, not femboys

smh my head

[abstract path]

What are ladybois

[lusty sonnet]

pango don't

[slate crown]

[midnight tree]

[slate crown]

[broken topaz]

Literally just a not so pretty term for trans girls with dicks

primarily used in thailand context

[lusty sonnet]

[abstract path]

Ahhhh

Ladybois

Gotcha

That means i got a uhm

Boy lady?

[slate crown]

I'd say go to Poland but that place doesn't exist

[broken topaz]

Try finland

[solar obsidian]

it is fictional

[midnight tree]

fictional place

do not try to find it

[abstract path]

Ok what is the short term for a gal with no breasts

Tomboy

Right?

[broken topaz]

no

[abstract path]

E

What is it then

[broken topaz]

A tomboy is a boyish girl, that doesnt mean no booba

[slate crown]

should we be discussing this with an underaged person tho

[midnight tree]

flatty

[abstract path]

But he IS a boyish gal

So it counts

[lusty sonnet]

no

[broken topaz]

Sure

[slate crown]

breh

[broken topaz]

bro she's 17

not like she is 12

[midnight tree]

legal in norway

[lusty sonnet]

ToS exists

[midnight tree]

fr

[slate crown]

Japan liked that.

[broken topaz]

As long as you arent sexualising a minor, you can talk to a minor about relatively tame shit like this

on god

also legal in germany

[slate crown]

you're the expert

[midnight tree]

on god

[broken topaz]

I am the expert

[midnight tree]

i need a lay

[broken topaz]

[slate crown]

i just don't want any FBI on my ass rn

[lusty sonnet]

that's how the grooming starts

[slate crown]

@placid sail's wife is already enough

[midnight tree]

yeah the FBI will groom you

[broken topaz]

Ive never broken any german laws

on that matter

atleast

[midnight tree]

i have broken a lot of laws a lot of times

because laws aren't always convenient

[broken topaz]

WE HAVE A CONFESSION

[abstract path]

I broke some laws as a kid

[broken topaz]

GET THAT MAN

All fed units commence operation

[abstract path]

Stole some "uberraschungs eier"

[midnight tree]

ohhh nooooo don't throw me in femboy prison noooo

[abstract path]

Cuz my mom didn't wanna buy me em

[broken topaz]

thief

Its okay I pirated software, which in germany is like the second worst crime you could commit

[midnight tree]

MERKEL

GET THIS MF

RIGHT NOW

[broken topaz]

I ALREADY PAID MY LEGAL FINES

[midnight tree]

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/823778159055994950/1048112152583602207/trim.37FC89BC-59C9-4B78-B997-9596D4C9191B.mov

[stone blade]

Flat.

[slate crown]

MFW I've pirated every single game i own outside of steam

[broken topaz]

Yea same

kinda

[abstract path]

Same tho

[slate crown]

you ain't gon catch me paying for single player games

[broken topaz]

I got charged for downloading kingdom come deliverance

lmao

[slate crown]

[midnight tree]

charged for what?

[slate crown]

of all the games

you chose that

[broken topaz]

I own the game too

[slate crown]

[broken topaz]

and all the DLCs

[midnight tree]

did you at least get to keep it?

[abstract path]

[broken topaz]

3000 euros in fines

[abstract path]

What the fuck

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1047634223915343994/ssstwitter.com_1669845712771.mp4

[abstract path]

Nooooo

[broken topaz]

steal a digitial good that costs 40 euros

3000 euros of damages

Okay buddy

[midnight tree]

reasonable

you should've been executed by firing squad for that

[broken topaz]

The funniest thing was they qualified the game as a "high quality good"

[midnight tree]

bruuuuuuuh

how did you even get caught?

[broken topaz]

I didnt use a vpn at the time

[lusty sonnet]

how not to download shit 101

[midnight tree]

crinke

[slate crown]

3000

[sturdy copper]

Ya'll need some forklift experience, here:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/808032682772529188/1047606702423420948/Forklift_Training_-_Basic_Operations.mp4

[broken topaz]

my subscription had run out

[midnight tree]

damn

[broken topaz]

after watching this i am now more qualified than Alice

[midnight tree]

imagine getting shafted that hard for downloading a game

[broken topaz]

I know

[midnight tree]

you better not let me catch you doing it again

wink wink'

[broken topaz]

Originally their fucking claim of damages was even higher

[abstract path]

This music fits

[midnight tree]

10000000000000 euros for pirating kingdom come delivereance

[sturdy copper]

tbf, i am forklift certified and i only do one thing mentioned in the entire vid, which is the driving part 🤣

[slate crown]

ikr?

[broken topaz]

They assumed every file had been shared atleast once to another party, so they wanted to give me several hundred counts of illegal sharing

and distributing

[sturdy copper]

it has cum in the name, thus it has a 1000x price modifier

[abstract path]

For real

[midnight tree]

bruh

[broken topaz]

but i could prove through my internet traffic and tracker history

that I never actually uploaded anything to anyone else

[slate crown]

fr fr (farted recently)

[broken topaz]

Torrent downloading is real slow if you dont upload anything

but it works

[abstract path]

So why didn't chu

[broken topaz]

Because while sharing is caring, sharing gives you higher fines

in court

[abstract path]

Gee

That's kinda rude

[midnight tree]

(farting continuously)

[lusty sonnet]

torrents are literally the worst you can do when illegal downloading

[abstract path]

I agree

[midnight tree]

how so

[broken topaz]

Its the best if you have a VPN

p2p is great

[lusty sonnet]

of how a torrent works

[midnight tree]

elaborate

[lusty sonnet]

it's how they catch all the retards

[broken topaz]

Yea because all IPs are just visible

and companies just chill in trackers

note down IPs

check with ISPs who owns the IP

[stone blade]

mfw people think anomaly is less structured than gamma

[broken topaz]

and then send a lawyer letter to that house

[stone blade]

oooh mah gahh

[abstract path]

What the fuck

Bro

Humanity is FUCKED

[midnight tree]

so basically a vpn just sidesteps this

[broken topaz]

Thats why you use a VPN

yes

[stone blade]

this server is fucked

[abstract path]

Yeah that too

🤝

[lusty sonnet]

it masks it a bit

[broken topaz]

i had downloaded torrents for years without it and was fine

[midnight tree]

damn i wish i was the one getting FUCKED

[broken topaz]

got caught once

unlucky

[abstract path]

Lol

Cori

I have a story for ya

[broken topaz]

still cheaper than if i had bought all the games i torrented

[midnight tree]

real

[abstract path]

About a criminal that has used my ID to do illegal activity like money printing ans has 10 accounts while 2 were in germany

[broken topaz]

Lmao

howd you manage to get your fucking Identity stolen

[abstract path]

I dunno

Good question

[broken topaz]

did you click the free robux button?

[abstract path]

Hell no

[midnight tree]

when my old minecraft account got cracked i actually managed to track down the kid that got it off some free minecraft account website

[broken topaz]

did you kill him

[midnight tree]

it was a 13 year old child in england

[abstract path]

I hope the english police did

[midnight tree]

i would if plane tickets weren't so expensive

[abstract path]

Cuz they sure called me

And i answered

[midnight tree]

i even found his school and church and whatnot

lil dude didn't cover his tracks at all

[broken topaz]

most sane norwegian

[abstract path]

Lol

[lusty sonnet]

or McGee is a pro, or the 13 year old is a certified retard

or both

[midnight tree]

i even wrote a heartfelt death threat to his email but i figured that was a bit too far

i was 15 at the time

[eager igloo]

I miss being 15

[abstract path]

My mother: stop cursing
Also my bf: it's good to curse cuz then you let out some of your anger

[broken topaz]

just dont be angry

[quartz saffron]

alright lads, i'ma head to bed

[eager igloo]

I was still somewhat sane

[quartz saffron]

gn chat

[abstract path]

I had anger issues as a kid

[broken topaz]

i was an insane 15 year old

[midnight tree]

same

[broken topaz]

I havent been sane since i was 11

[eager igloo]

What will you do in bed

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-chat-gaim-kamen-rider-gif-21091438

[abstract path]

Gn

[broken topaz]

megazord

[lusty sonnet]

[real tinsel]

show off

[midnight tree]

i had some proper anger issues in my childhood

[broken topaz]

just take your anger out on me dip

its okay

[slate crown]

[abstract path]

Tbh

My anger is.....dangerous

[midnight tree]

i had the tard strength only matched by the actually mentally handicapped

[broken topaz]

Very strong

[midnight tree]

strangely enough this tard strength is still with me

[broken topaz]

well yyou are still a tard

[real tinsel]

mine isn't anymore

i'm purely skeleton and flesh

no muscles, no meat

just bone

[broken topaz]

[midnight tree]

just boners, eh?

[abstract path]

Toot

[real tinsel]

i have a few of those too yes

[midnight tree]

society

[abstract path]

Agreed

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/helmet-safety-is-sexy-gif-12122408

[real tinsel]

society more like food

[midnight tree]

i socked my principal in the jaw once

[real tinsel]

am i right @abstract path

[abstract path]

In a way, yes

[real tinsel]

i am yes

[abstract path]

More then one though

[real tinsel]

i am more than one times right too, yes

[abstract path]

Yes yes

[broken topaz]

penis

[abstract path]

And mentally sicc

[abstract path]

Pp hehehe

Lol

[midnight tree]

you want?

[broken topaz]

🥺

[midnight tree]

guess it can't be helped

[broken topaz]

Simple economics

supply and demand

[midnight tree]

supplyussy and dickmand

[abstract path]

Just give gim mone

[midnight tree]

i am good at math

i can calculate how much dick you can take from but a glance

like rain man

but with cum instead of rain

[abstract path]

Ypu mean chri

Chris?

[midnight tree]

i dunno

i've never watched rain man

[abstract path]

And his music was electric

[midnight tree]

and my penis was electric

[abstract path]

Lmao

[broken topaz]

https://twitter.com/chip2ner/status/1564325670137630720

Chiptuner (@chip2ner)

Walter White in Mario Kart Wii

Likes

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Twitter · Aug 29, 2022, 6:54 PM

[midnight tree]

maaaaang

why i gotta be so horny at work

this shit be frustrating

why are there no femboys that work construction

since they're so good at erecting pillars

[broken topaz]

Because its hard work for real men

not silly little weak fellas

[midnight tree]

the world needs more silly little fellas

[eager igloo]

Agreed

[midnight tree]

are you a silly little fella?

the answer might surprise you

[broken topaz]

I am the silliest fella

[stone blade]

new pda speed is pog

[broken topaz]

02

[midnight tree]

she silly on my fella til i laugh

i wish i was a silly little fella

but i gotta be a serious big fella instead

this job sucks

@broken topaz you should come to my jobsite and try to break in so i can "detain" you

[abstract path]

Lol

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-fellas-cute-smile-happy-gif-15403379

[wary flume]

https://tenor.com/view/trying-not-to-say-the-nword-spongebob-n-word-trying-memes-gif-23544688

[hidden path]

finished day

learned that saturday's not a full work day so I'm gonna be good this weekend

[hidden path]

Children shouldn't be allowed to speak to me

What does that rock mean

[hidden path]

good edit tbh

my skin is falling apart

[heavy peak]

Also

[placid sail]

promoted to giant skeleton hands

[upbeat bobcat]

@plucky void

[unborn knoll]

leave brain fart

[heavy peak]

Im forklift certified and this is my ride at work

[hidden path]

soon to be a Fallout ghoul tbh

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-gif-18137834

sick dumpy tho

[hidden path]

Unironically me

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/fangeux-dance-fallout-gif-15437809

I love when mirelurks start dancin

[dreamy hornet]

Miretwerk

[grizzled meadow]

See you in 7 days, next one is a ban if you keep doing this shit 🙂

[real tinsel]

the weird kid got muted finally

@grizzled meadow 🤝 🍕

moderators can i have the muted role and the brainfart exile role

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/no-god-of-war-kratos-atreus-gif-23325577

....

no

NO

aha

[grizzled meadow]

Iedy has spoken, I can't

[real tinsel]

look, ledy

i'll give you an offer you can't refuse

[narrow lotus]

oh boy

[real tinsel]

give me the muted and brainfart exile roles

[placid sail]

is it me

or did discord changed the font a lil

namely, the letter I

[real tinsel]

i I

seems same to me

[placid sail]

Iedy used to be called Ledy a lot because capital I looked similar

but now it's I l

[real tinsel]

l I

[placid sail]

see?

is it just on my discord like that?

[narrow lotus]

for pc its the same

[placid sail]

kek it's just mine

[placid sail]

weird

[grizzled meadow]

Computer, Discord on Firefox

[placid sail]

vile witchery

[real tinsel]

bzeek is on that new russian fraud zaza

[grizzled meadow]

Bzeek out here screaming GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

[real tinsel]

omg falco too political

mute yourself

[grizzled meadow]

Already did

[ornate tulip]

Oh no.

[real tinsel]

we did it boys falco is finally muted

[grizzled meadow]

We need @fading shuttle and his arrows

[narrow lotus]

Stalin's mother : Go read the Bible so u become a priest

Stalin : Starts reading Karl Marx

bruh

[grizzled meadow]

omg Iedy too political

mute yourself

[narrow lotus]

nono , this is historical

[real tinsel]

mute him yourself

[placid sail]

allow me to quickly interrupt two mods with highly quiestionable content real quick

[real tinsel]

i'd do something like this if i had the machines

[placid sail]

you're getting stoned that day

[real tinsel]

@narrow lotus is finally muted boys, we did it

[placid sail]

need I remind you that you live in muslim centrale

[real tinsel]

🤝

[real tinsel]

i'd do it secretly

[real tinsel]

i don't do zaza

apparently i can't due to my mental illness

and i don't really like smoking anyway

tried it a few times, just felt some hotness in my throat

[narrow lotus]

aye i almost died tbf , my 1st cigar was also a fucking black dunhill

[real tinsel]

like smelling ashes after cooking the kebab is finished but the ashes accidentally go into your nose

that kinda feeling

did also taste like kebab

[placid sail]

I once hit some zaza from the bottle with a friend

and that fucker didn't blow it with air properly to clear out the burned plastic smog from the bottle

it looked transparent, but apparently it was still there

cos when I took the hit, my lungs felt like being stabbed with a thousand needles

[narrow lotus]

at least u didnt take Covid

[placid sail]

I was grasping my chest and screeching while that asshole was laughing

well, it was waaaaay before covid

I was still in school that time

[real tinsel]

i had this feeling when my shitty laminator burned the lamination pouch

it released a load of fumes from its holes which went directly into my nose because i was standing right on top of it

[placid sail]

at least now your lungs can never be stained by liquid or get wet

also you're probably dead

and it's all just a last second hallucination still going

wake up khaaytil

you obosralsya

[real tinsel]

i think i've been dead since 2020 november

at least that's what my schizo brain tells me every time

[real tinsel]

how am i gonna wake up bozo i'm dead

[hidden path]

Guys

I'm feeling swell

[placid sail]

swell hands

[placid sail]

no no

you're about to die

it's just the last seconds of your life being stretched into hours and days of internal fantasy world

so you gotta wake up

and accept your destiny

laminated bozo ass

[real tinsel]

i'll wake up in 48 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxp1PMdoFGM

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602564034146861066/1048187119367102567/unknown-352.png

[narrow lotus]

when i see that annoying piece of shit discord user finally break the rules

[hidden path]

Nooo don't ban meeeeee

I'm just a wittle goblin

[real tinsel]

keep dreaming bird boy

i am a law abiding piece of shit

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/455154459765374986/1048125952904925204/20221202_083535.jpg

[rugged sedge]

I have awoken again, and I'm here to make it your problem

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/brisket-bridget-bridget-guilty-gear-gm-good-morning-gif-26654735

[rugged sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-gif-21555974

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/868944476452835388/1048067398361698324/20221202_034401.jpg

[rugged sedge]

https://twitter.com/humsmilbo/status/1598124694812602369?s=46&t=a7EWa2K4zqK3JAhi9r9r-w

HUM SMILBO (@HumSmilbo)

HELP IM CUP

Likes

120848

Retweets

10418

Twitter · Dec 1, 2022, 1:19 AM

[queen finch]

I remember that fuckup

ordered the first sample batch of like 10 and plugged it in and was like "that's dangerous"

Also, who needs breakers?

[ornate tulip]

[sullen osprey]

I LOVE BLÅHAJ

I LOVE BLÅHAJ

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/938379823884173322/1047146106087284736/what_the_dog_doing.mp4

[plucky void]

[ocean pulsar]

quack

[hidden path]

qwack

[errant river]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/797279849001254932/1048240076204822528/eatingwithpig.mov

[sullen osprey]

Crack

[plucky void]

quek

[plucky void]

lmao poor pig

... the one on the left, I mean

[ruby minnow]

kill pig

eat it too

[sullen ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929807268994744340/931285603318919228/keep_talking.mp4

[merry knoll]

Me drinking toxic waste (I am a very thirsty boy):

https://giant.gfycat.com/PointedScientificAmericantoad.mp4

[ruby minnow]

government cannot stop us

keep drinking the toxic waste

we'll get to the ultimate human form eventually

[midnight tree]

Real

[ruby minnow]

i couldn't understand anything

[spiral hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/oil-petrol-explosion-gif-13420305

[stone blade]

alo

da

[plucky void]

alyooooooooooo

[slate crown]

new week new deep dive bois

what could possibly go wrong

[heady crow]

wtf pango is back

[slate crown]

im bacc

in black

it was an easy fix

[rugged sedge]

For rock and stone

[heady crow]

me

me

[slim osprey]

You

You

[heady crow]

ill pay

[slim osprey]

Real

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/jxV91UkvTRY

i love this fucking editor

[placid sail]

I got something for you, check it out

буквально я

[heady crow]

thank you

its beautiful

буквально я

kirjaimellisesti minä

[heady crow]

@placid sail btw whats the original of the remix

[rugged sedge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/813960526719483904/1048258372966809620/o01ZlHL-wq61kAVQ.mp4

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/1u7WN2zBEDc

[heady crow]

Спасибо, мой хороший друг

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/407968111262957568/1039201350933811221/trim.00E4D854-A513-4DBB-ACF0-882855C2B263.mov

[midnight tree]

let's be real for a moment

if minecraft is gonna have a boob mod then those boobs gotta be cube shaped

i will accept no substitutes

[plucky void]

duh, of course

gotta be more square than OG Lara's

[pastel quartz]

Good meowrning everynyan

[midnight tree]

omg minty!!! hewwwooo!!!! hiiiiii!!!

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/brisket-bridget-bridget-guilty-gear-gm-good-morning-gif-26654735

[placid sail]

I actually played with that

and they were square-ish? but not entirely square

a bit of a let down, really

[midnight tree]

damn

[placid sail]

bounce physics was a nice touch, though

[midnight tree]

i guess they could have a circular-ish shape made of squares

this would be within reason

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-acceptable-gus-fring-acceptable-better-call-saul-acceptable-gif-25806361

[midnight tree]

aye

[rugged sedge]

Meowning

[pastel quartz]

Mrreww

[pastel quartz]

My maid dress looks different

[plucky void]

is that something from sr pelo

[stone blade]

my oh my I got a spartan helmet from a random merc

hoo wee

[rugged sedge]

[pastel quartz]

I literally showed it

[stone blade]

what

wtf

[devout hull]

I don't believe you.

You should show it again.

[pastel quartz]

This

[rugged sedge]

I wasn't asking for proof lol

[heady crow]

[hidden path]

nice glasses nerd

[devout hull]

I love the comment section on Markiplier's newest video.

They're all thinly veiled threats.

[pastel quartz]

Heehee tyyyy

<3

[hidden path]

Just woke up from a nap I feel like a mummy

[devout hull]

Who's the dad?

[rugged sedge]

Also, based long hair haver.

[hidden path]

ur mom

[devout hull]

nice

[midnight tree]

me on da lef

[plucky void]

sick fucks like this should be put down

[stone blade]

same

[heady crow]

floppa exclusive

lets fucking get it

[slim osprey]

Put pussy in my mouth, got it

[heady crow]

all i can offer is bussy

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/bussy-gif-22475842

[slim osprey]

Ay I'll take the bussy

[stone blade]

okay now I need expert tools

at last

[heady crow]

me too

like day 13

still havent found any

[stone blade]

need em to repair the spartan helm

[slim osprey]

Bro I can't get back to gamma

[stone blade]

lol

[slim osprey]

Why the game so different

[heady crow]

yaa got exoskeletons and a skat 9 waiting for me

found apocalypse helm just now too

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[slim osprey]

True

[rugged sedge]

I feel that. Pain peko

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/pekoboom-pekora-painpeko-usada-pekora-pekodie-gif-22368319

feel like im leashed

sadly not by cori or cropol

[rugged sedge]

I thought you just needed the heavy outfit repair kit?

[heady crow]

yeah but you need 17 medium repair kit charges to get one with advanced tools

pain in the ass to craft 4 of them

[rugged sedge]

I repaired my monolith skat 9 then merc ace through that method

Yeah, it took me quite a bit

[stone blade]

I'm in the north anyway so its fine

[heady crow]

thats hot

[rugged sedge]

Ur hot

WHO SAID THAT

[heady crow]

cat stepped on keyboard

his bad

[rugged sedge]

Damn yeah, cat walked across my phone

Random cat

Can't find it

Weird

[heady crow]

anlaki

cats these days idk

disappearing n shit

[rugged sedge]

Teleporting to walk across my phone then disappearing

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/958342885005221898/1048098907156119582/image.png

[heady crow]

uuh nice

havent come across that one yet

[rugged sedge]

Burger King crown was tainted for me lol

[heady crow]

no armor plates nor nothing on that mf tho

[rugged sedge]

It's got better stats that my monolith skat 9

For the most part

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/869048927549280336/1048101465291505784/image.png

[stone blade]

THE

THE

[rugged sedge]

Yeah I gotta get the belt plates

[stone blade]

THE ECOLOG LOOTED MY MERC WHO I KILLED

YOU FUCKING

[heady crow]

yee quite a bit better. Rn im just running some merc armor thats ok but has high carry weight

[stone blade]

NERDY PIECE OF TRASH

[heady crow]

kill him ivan

[rugged sedge]

Lmao

[stone blade]

wtfffff

[heady crow]

kill him

[stone blade]

the fucking cunt

[rugged sedge]

Kill

[rugged sedge]

I don't really dig the apocalypse helm over the M50 tbh.

[heady crow]

yaa i havent compared stats since dont have a heavy armour repair kit

[rugged sedge]

Waltah

[heady crow]

kid named finger

[rugged sedge]

Just borrow mine, duh

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-silly-me-oh-silly-me-patrick-bateman-gif-25589956

time for grok to make gamma multiplayer

[rugged sedge]

That would be fun but scary due to some of you fucks

[heady crow]

3 day invictus

[rugged sedge]

Get ambushed by brainfart, local chat is going on about homo stuff and telling you to put the maid dress on.

[midnight tree]

i would wait several hours laying in wait in a bush just to dink some free stalker in the skull once

[heady crow]

youd enjoy tarkov

[stone blade]

bro this veteran and expert guy I have with em

they've been with me since idk how long

[midnight tree]

i do not

it does not have the right vibes

[rugged sedge]

Tarkov..... It's been too long

[stone blade]

theyve survived so much

and still stand strong

[heady crow]

tarkov wipe

under a month

give me unfinished streets nikita 😭

[rugged sedge]

I give my guys good shit so they can stay with me to the end

[rugged sedge]

Mine spam is gonna be unreal

[stone blade]

give us more bugs

and more broken mechanics such as dolphin dive

lets go

make the game into CoD

[heady crow]

going to raid with a inv full of claymores

[heady crow]

yeah but like ive never seen it being actually used

apart from ghosty and tomppa just fucking around with it

[rugged sedge]

Note to those with balls. Don't forget to take the mechanical pencil with a metal tip out of your pocket before sitting down....

[rugged sedge]

Diabolical

[heady crow]

unspoken warcrimes type beat

[slim osprey]

Me

[heady crow]

https://c.tenor.com/FkinFhspMAIAAAAM/foiled-again.gif

[rugged sedge]

Yes that's why I pinged you

[rugged sedge]

"Unspoken" nah I'd be taunting the shit out of people

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/866612488778547220/1039135739444740106/tyler_likes_milk.gif

[stone blade]

:DDDDDDDDDD

HOW MANY!!?

[upbeat bobcat]

Too many

[rugged sedge]

More

[plucky void]

also where's that meme about Cyberpunk and "that other thing" with the dubious acronym

add Callisto Protocol to the list of things with dubious acronyms

[heady crow]

huh?

cheese pizza?

[stone blade]

my 2 buddies are still standing

they dont give a fuck

[rugged sedge]

Based

[stone blade]

uhmmmm

apparently the bandit spawned right behind me

like 2 meters

good stuff

[stone blade]

gamma proving to not be a broken mess once more

totally not kekw

also got damn the audio is so scuffed

holy shit

[real tinsel]

burenussy

[stone blade]

the surround audio is actually god awful

[fading shuttle]

ok tarkov man

[rugged sedge]

Perish

[real tinsel]

shut the fuck up

[stone blade]

tarkovs audio is one thing but gamma's isn't better either

[rugged sedge]

Remember the stairs not making sounds lol

[rugged sedge]

Make me

[real tinsel]

want me to use your mouth hole like it's my personal unicorn plushy?

[stone blade]

agaaaa

theres an unkillable enemy :D

[real tinsel]

omg ivan it's just like tarkov

why are you even complaining

[stone blade]

cool

[fading shuttle]

you sure its unkillable and just not armored

[real tinsel]

whiny ass bulgarian

[real tinsel]

ivan is probably trying to shoot an exoskeleton guy with his slug shotgun rounds

[fading shuttle]

actual skill issue honestly

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/Cj6C1OeTPCg

my man is on a fuckin roll with these animations

[stone blade]

whatever

got him

apparently its some unique npc called nile

I think

he said "I don't die so easily fool"

aight

but you dead anyways

[rugged sedge]

[hidden path]

gonna play gamma too

fun time

[stone blade]

jesus vinca is expensive

[urban ocean]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA_fuzg6KRw

[stone blade]

alright

I somewhat repaired the DSA
without the tookit
only thing I need to do is replace barrel which will require a toolkit lol

everything other part is 100%
so ez

[plucky void]

chad moment

nice job ivan

[stone blade]

who needs repair kits anyways

forgot I was playing a horror game

lol

shoutout to the homies

[slate crown]

The critical sequel to "Does he know?"
https://youtu.be/SoXrsBiXSXg

[heady crow]

does he know

[slate crown]

does he know

[grizzled meadow]

Literally who

Literally what

[dreamy hornet]

Was he know

[upbeat bobcat]

Does he know?

[hidden path]

I hate my neighbors so much

[upbeat bobcat]

Do they know?

[lusty sonnet]

They should know after a while

[stone blade]

fighting some monolith on cement factory
climb the stairs
loner goes: "NU PRIVET :D"

[slate crown]

shhhhh....take this

[grizzled meadow]

Goodfellasposting

[ornate tulip]

Here, have this.

[grizzled meadow]

I swear the fucking internet is literally turning everything into a -posting

Now even Goodfellas

[slate crown]

Falcoposting when

[lusty sonnet]

When i leak his dms

[grizzled meadow]

I mean I don't know what else do you want from me

[slate crown]

ayo

[lusty sonnet]

[grizzled meadow]

😡

[lusty sonnet]

:D

Gaslighting is much more fun than gaslighting Pango tbh

[slate crown]

good

[slim osprey]

"Risultati" you can't convince me that Italian isn't a joke language

No way you guys actually speak that

[grizzled meadow]

Results

Literally the same thing

[slim osprey]

Yes yes I know

[lusty sonnet]

Tiramisu

[slate crown]

how could you saya dis 🤌

[grizzled meadow]

"What the hell you're talking about"

"What do you want?"

[slim osprey]

🤌 🤌 🤌 🍕 🍕 🤌

[solar obsidian]

why they didnt cash falco to voice the new mario movie

[grizzled meadow]

Pratt is my father but he's not good for Mario

Jack Black is perfect for Bowser

[solar obsidian]

oh yes

[slate crown]

i swear watching an Italian trying to reason with someone in english is fuckin gold

[grizzled meadow]

Me when I help people in VC

[ornate tulip]

Everyone was saying he was miss-casted. Yet here we are.

[lusty sonnet]

We should do another brainfart movie night

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/bTjTkaOCH_M i watch these regularly

"breaking pasta you breaking my heart"

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfLGXs832H4

Here, have my waifu

[lusty sonnet]

Falco has a waifu??

[grizzled meadow]

That nonna is right

[slate crown]

ah yes i completely understand

(I don't)

[grizzled meadow]

Imagine to understand when you just need to stare at that goddess

[grizzled meadow]

Impossible to not simp Bailey

[slate crown]

she is stunning I'll give you that

[grizzled meadow]

🤝

[lusty sonnet]

Comprende 🤌

[lusty sonnet]

I'll check it out

[grizzled meadow]

I'm seeing a lot of up and down on that 🤝

[real tinsel]

falco why does your waifu have a bf

[dreamy hornet]

[lusty sonnet]

I have been bamboozled by the thumbnail

[slate crown]

minor stroke

[real tinsel]

give him an italian mafia visit @split canyon

[lusty sonnet]

Thought she was blonde

[grizzled meadow]

She have videos in english as well (obviously), I just sent the first one I saw

[grizzled meadow]

Blonde isn't even my type

[dreamy hornet]

What is your type

[lusty sonnet]

Imma not judge your type just yet

[dreamy hornet]

I judge typing more than type

[grizzled meadow]

Because life is unfair

And I'm not him

[atomic pewter]

https://youtu.be/QJz6Ne7ntA4

[real tinsel]

you could be

[grizzled meadow]

Buying games on day one? Couldn't be me
Thank you for your benchmark

[real tinsel]

simple solution: kidnap the guy, kill the guy, frankenstein yourself into the guy's body

but you need an assistant for that to transfer your brain to the guy's body

[hasty dove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/215463649668497408/1048232124441952296/image.png

[lusty sonnet]

Still need to know Falco's type

[real tinsel]

👇 this guy can help you falco

me

[grizzled meadow]

I MEAN DUDE

[grizzled meadow]

I don't have one :p

But red hair >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[lusty sonnet]

Cap

Hmmmm

[atomic pewter]

Day one is always the most entertaining to watch though

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/ria-queenria-iconria-bakaria-gif-21959698

[heady crow]

me

[dreamy hornet]

Funny enough due to it being an x chromosome, red hair is I believe a relative rarity in women as they need both dominant and recessive

[rugged sedge]

Seen

[lusty sonnet]

Falco's type

[real tinsel]

i love my women dominant

[heady crow]

you mean submissive instead of recessive?

[real tinsel]

don't know what recessive is

[heady crow]

i think he means submissive

[real tinsel]

but i'd like that if i got to know her

[heady crow]

huh?

[real tinsel]

buh

[heady crow]

huh wuh

[slate crown]

classic

[dreamy hornet]

Science, bitch

[dreamy hornet]

I have superceded him...

My time has come

[real tinsel]

pretty sure this is the same as @heady crow said

[dreamy hornet]

Its literally pedantics

But thats the term I learned in school

[real tinsel]

dominant and submissive

[upbeat bobcat]

Discord really changed the font ha

[slate crown]

butt

[real tinsel]

dominant - hopefully my wife
submissive - me

[dreamy hornet]

Startin to think you also have an extra chromosome, on the topic of genes

[real tinsel]

i have 37 in my pocket

stole them from sleeping people

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-disrespect-dr-disrespect-doc-leave-doc-arrive-twitch-gif-20549289

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040748983489941504/1046513330006794302/582417fb938e9f8ba1998ed9498a986a8377d2122f695aaab50c976e803f84ae_1.gif.gif

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-funny-dog-gif-24432896

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-gat-bruh-cat-cat-bruh-cat-watching-gif-25243168

[eager quest]

guys is this new font W or L

[real tinsel]

don't have it

[rugged sedge]

Can I borrow one?

[real tinsel]

i usually don't give them to anyone but yea you can have one

[slate crown]

#🎪bruh-fart when @heady crow

[slate crown]

yankee with all brim

[reef anchor]

||I hope they don't dumb down Makarov like they did the main story!||

[rugged sedge]

🙏thank you

[rugged sedge]

He's so hot

God damnit

The cat came back and stepped on my phone again

Ahahaha

So weird

[plucky void]

is that callisto protocol? It's just spoiled children review bombing

[slate crown]

this is a certified @eager quest's cat moment

[reef anchor]

[rugged sedge]

So weird that Ivan's cat teleported and walk over my phone ahaha so wacky

[slate crown]

i knew that cat was up to something

[slate crown]

we found @real tinsel's perfect woman

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/for-the-love-of-god-please-gif-23037907

[real tinsel]

nah

my perfect woman would lift me up like a barbell and smash me to the ground

[slate crown]

double standards smh

[lusty sonnet]

My perfect woman has gotta be @grizzled meadow

[reef anchor]

Are you 5'1 so she can do that

Or does she need to be 7'4

[real tinsel]

i don't know

she needs to be able to lift me up above her shoulders like a barbell and smash me to the ground

[reef anchor]

You don't want a partner you want someone who will kill you

[real tinsel]

no i want a woman who will kill me

it has to be a muscular woman

[spring wolf]

[reef anchor]

https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw

[trim pilot]

oooooofffff

[spring wolf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJz6Ne7ntA4

[real tinsel]

take out the piss part and this is literally me

[reef anchor]

My girlfriend is too small to do any damage

[real tinsel]

my ex was perfectly capable of doing any damage but the worst thing she did to me was a rough face slap

[plucky void]

kids are mad about the season pass

[reef anchor]

[hidden path]

oh boy

the dof is just no good at the moment

[reef anchor]

They did the FAL < M14 fuck you Belgium thing

But if it wasn't for the M14 we wouldn't have gotten the Mini 14

An adorable little gadget I'd want

[plucky void]

ahoy my beloved

[reef anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/340287540936441856/1048072004038840332/Britain.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

L

[eager quest]

my ass could not work that job

[dreamy hornet]

Someone warn jim

[eager quest]

call of the void telling me to swan it off the railing

https://tenor.com/view/skydive-glide-flying-gif-11675949

[real tinsel]

he's literally me

[real tinsel]

man it must feel great to not be scared of heights

[rugged sedge]

Fr (farted recently)

[rugged sedge]

Imagine lol

[reef anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427212053623865344/1048231322793033779/1666118916000.mp4

[rugged sedge]

@ionic hatch even though you're muted still, enjoy lol

[dreamy hornet]

Song?

[plucky void]

isn't that little dark age?

[grizzled meadow]

Yep

[spring wolf]

@ionic hatch Contributions to the military edits ^

[rugged sedge]

Need to find an F-22 edit

[spring wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/992749168240099350/1048305051556384839/pHjwUnRLQVrL.mp4

This ones alright

[rugged sedge]

Closest thing I have for an F-22

[dreamy hornet]

I'm a simple man
Like me an a-10

[errant river]

This is amazing

[errant river]

Goes hard

[spring wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/992749168240099350/1048306298158063639/ucnkKSJy.mp4

[dreamy hornet]

Praise be to general electric

[plucky void]

You know those ballistic gel thingies in the shape of a human torso?
I wonder if anyone was ever crazy enough to test the GAU-8 cannon on one of those lmao

[spring wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/drmanhattan-watchman-delete-erase-gif-4932378

Approximate result

[plucky void]

yeah but I'd like to see it

calling the FBI on myself before anyone else does lul

[spring wolf]

Go full paul harrell and test it on a meat target lol

[plucky void]

Paul Harrell is great

[onyx birch]

Apparently the rules don’t mean shit on this channel

[plucky void]

pork ribs, multiple layers of fleece and a piece of clothing for the most believably correct experiements

As always don't try this at home, I'm what you call a professional, and thank you for watching the [insert subject] video

[spring wolf]

His shooting from bed is still my favorite

[grizzled meadow]

Explain

The dude is posting aeroplanes or some shit, jets? I don't know

[spring wolf]

I posted an A10 edit kek

[onyx birch]

Well “don’t post about history of war, nothing about Europe current affairs” doesn’t it also count on literal plane combat footage?

[gaunt trout]

really?