🎪bruh-fart

[solar coral]

sss

[trim pilot]

furries attempting to not be cringe challenge (impossible)

[tame hazel]

nonbinary :DD
CS major DD:

[broken topaz]

bro who the fuck are you

[solar coral]

whats the most LGBTQ+ inclusive faction

for research purposes

[broken topaz]

the dead

[slim osprey]

Freedom

[slim osprey]

Unironically

[tame hazel]

communications major 😎

[trim pilot]

thats a username used so its harder to ping you, which is something trolls do

[solar coral]

idk man clear sky kisses alot of men

[slim osprey]

Freedom has gay) sex, they can't hide it away from me

[solar coral]

@tame hazel

[slim osprey]

They are literally stoners

[solar coral]

L+ratio kislev

[tame hazel]

thats literally my native language lmao

[broken topaz]

@tame hazel

[slim osprey]

I have not met a single stoner that wasn't homo

[trim pilot]

oh yeah no nvm

[broken topaz]

Im not a stoner

i cant afford weed

[trim pilot]

i was mistaking that for a different special character

[tame hazel]

oh??

[broken topaz]

why is your language minecrft enchanting table

[solar coral]

I have

[trim pilot]

﷽

[solar coral]

my brother

[tame hazel]

lmao

[trim pilot]

thats the special character iw as talking about

[slim osprey]

Your brother secretly likes dick

I'm sorry

[solar coral]

My brother almost went to a furcon with me lmao

[tame hazel]

hit us with bismillah

[solar coral]

soprob

[broken topaz]

mashallah brothers

[slim osprey]

Knew it

[ruby minnow]

Kuran is the book that is on the enchanment table

[tame hazel]

arabic is weird im aware lol

[solar coral]

xd

but i dont know he's homo

thats the point

[tame hazel]

lmao

[trim pilot]

we need a brainfart crusade

[solar coral]

unfortunately,

[trim pilot]

purge the server of the cringe

[tame hazel]

امك تناديني لغرفة النوم 😼

[solar coral]

ill be the legate

shit wrong era

[trim pilot]

and new people

[swift scarab]

Damn g word censorship

[ruby minnow]

where are you from?

[trim pilot]

make the new people have an unmoderated shithole as their only channel until theyve proven their worth

[slim osprey]

British word for cigarette

[solar coral]

gluteus maximus

[ruby minnow]

which one of the countries that speak arabic

[tame hazel]

ethopia

jk

[solar coral]

im from totally not rhode island

[swift scarab]

@slim osprey

[slim osprey]

Real

[trim pilot]

yeah thats accurate

[ruby minnow]

this guy is speaking facts

[broken topaz]

Theres always gae sex in the military

[slim osprey]

Duty is the most closeted faction

[swift scarab]

I know the mercs have voice lines for it since they speak English

No idea about the others though

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/ocelot-revolver-spin-metalgearsolid-gif-21143419

[ruby minnow]

its good that i'm not american

[ruby minnow]

this is truely a liquid moment

[swift scarab]

All of MGS4 was a Certified Liquid Moment

[grizzled meadow]

Too bad the fucking emulator can't run that shit

inb4 piracy mooods

I have the game and the console

[uncut obsidian]

I hope Weasel won't open this channel

[dreamy hornet]

[trim pilot]

WE NEED TO START THE CHURCH OF THE FARTING BRAIN

[grizzled meadow]

Madirex the fuck

[broken topaz]

[slim osprey]

_ _

[dreamy hornet]

[uncut obsidian]

[grizzled meadow]

HEY

Ah okay

[uncut obsidian]

SHUTUP

[swift scarab]

Cringe, I played it on the ps3 like a real man

[slim osprey]

[uncut obsidian]

[ornate tulip]

[broken topaz]

[slim osprey]

[grizzled meadow]

Read my next message you stupid

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/mimir-the-piterroles-gif-22679697

[uncut obsidian]

[swift scarab]

Fair enough, still cringe in my eyes though

[slim osprey]

_ _

[grizzled meadow]

But why

[swift scarab]

Yes

[lusty sonnet]

_ _

[swift scarab]

[grizzled meadow]

😡

[slim osprey]

_ _

[lusty sonnet]

_ _

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/torture-trap-work-computer-sleep-gif-5615564

[slim osprey]

_ _

[broken topaz]

a mimir

[slim osprey]

Shhh

[trim pilot]

who will be the pope of the church of the farting brain

[lusty sonnet]

_ _

[slim osprey]

No words in chat

_ _

[swift scarab]

Brainfart forgor how to speak

[lusty sonnet]

_ _

[slim osprey]

_ _

[lusty sonnet]

_ _

[trim pilot]

how

[lusty sonnet]

_ _

[slim osprey]

_ _

[lusty sonnet]

_ _

[slim osprey]

_ _

[lusty sonnet]

_ _

[solar obsidian]

idk how to send blank message on phone so pretend this is blank

[slim osprey]

_ _

[lusty sonnet]

_ _

[slim osprey]

_ _

[trim pilot]

idk how to send any blank messages

[ruby minnow]

idk how to send blank messages on pc bro

[lusty sonnet]

_ _

[slim osprey]

_ _

[broken topaz]

blank

[slim osprey]

_ _

[lusty sonnet]

_ _

[slim osprey]

_ _

[broken topaz]

WAKE UP

WAKE UP

[slim osprey]

[lusty sonnet]

_ _

[slim osprey]

_ _

[ruby minnow]

what the hell is going on

[trim pilot]

A mimir

[solar obsidian]

[solar coral]

paint your nails purple

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-its-as-shrimple-as-that-not-so-shrimple-elden-ring-elden-ring-meme-gif-26027466

[slim osprey]

_ _

[broken topaz]

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/fursuit-domestic-abuse-meme-stepdad-gif-22038902

[solar coral]

ROBLOX'

[lusty sonnet]

_ _

[swift scarab]

Cease breathing

Now

[solar coral]

i hate roblox

[trim pilot]

of course the furry recognizes roblox

of fucking course he does

[slim osprey]

Paint them black

[broken topaz]

BASED +

[solar coral]

bih that aint roblox

[swift scarab]

You may continue breathing for now

[slim osprey]

_ _

[swift scarab]

[solar coral]

yoooo

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-breaking-bad-kid-named-finger-meme-locomotion-gif-25956203

[solar coral]

i have my nails painted purple ngl

[slim osprey]

Omg hand reveal

[broken topaz]

very nice

[slim osprey]

Old pic tho

[trim pilot]

@broken topaz

where

[slim osprey]

_ _

[broken topaz]

come on bruh

[solar coral]

femboys amiright

[broken topaz]

I AM NOT GONNA MOAN FOR YOU

[solar coral]

what

[slim osprey]

Where?

[grizzled meadow]

This shit is getting out of hand

[solar coral]

here

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[slim osprey]

How much for the femboys?

[lusty sonnet]

_ _

[trim pilot]

this channel man

[solar coral]

me when i see a child

[slim osprey]

_ _

[urban ocean]

@grizzled meadow

[slim osprey]

_ _

[solar coral]

​

down

[slim osprey]

_ _

Up

[lusty sonnet]

_ _

[solar coral]

haha no ZWS

​

​

​

[slim osprey]

What the fuck does zws mean

_ _

[solar coral]

zero width space

[vivid marsh]

https://%63%64%6e%2e%64%69%73%63%6f%72%64%61%70%70%2e%63%6f%6d/%61%74%74%61%63%68%6d%65%6e%74%73/%39%39%38%34%37%35%33%38%34%35%30%37%30%38%34%38%32%32/%31%30%30%31%32%35%33%33%39%33%38%30%32%37%34%33%39%32%39/%74%72%69%6d%2e%33%31%42%43%41%43%45%32%2d%34%33%39%37%2d%34%36%45%34%2d%41%30%45%41%2d%45%35%39%35%32%38%38%41%35%30%32%30%2e%6d%6f%76

[solar coral]

​

[slim osprey]

Ah

Doesn't matter

[trim pilot]

https://%63%64%6e%2e%64%69%73%63%6f%72%64%61%70%70%2e%63%6f%6d/%61%74%74%61%63%68%6d%65%6e%74%73/%39%39%38%34%37%35%33%38%34%35%30%37%30%38%34%38%32%32/%31%30%30%31%32%35%33%33%39%33%38%30%32%37%34%33%39%32%39/%74%72%69%6d%2e%33%31%42%43%41%43%45%32%2d%34%33%39%37%2d%34%36%45%34%2d%41%30%45%41%2d%45%35%39%35%32%38%38%41%35%30%32%30%2e%6d%6f%76

[slim osprey]

Message the same

_ _

[solar coral]

does matter

[slim osprey]

_ _

_ _

_ _

[solar coral]

https://%63%64%6e%2e%64%69%73%63%6f%72%64%61%70%70%2e%63%6f%6d/%61%74%74%61%63%68%6d%65%6e%74%73/%39%39%38%34%37%35%33%38%34%35%30%37%30%38%34%38%32%32/%31%30%30%31%32%35%33%33%39%33%38%30%32%37%34%33%39%32%39/%74%72%69%6d%2e%33%31%42%43%41%43%45%32%2d%34%33%39%37%2d%34%36%45%34%2d%41%30%45%41%2d%45%35%39%35%32%38%38%41%35%30%32%30%2e%6d%6f%76

im gunna download it

(as HTML)

[vivid marsh]

false

[trim pilot]

i just downloaded it

[vivid marsh]

youre lying

[solar coral]

YOOO

xd

[stone blade]

❤️ hi

:3

[solar coral]

hello

[vivid marsh]

youre obviously gaslighting me

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[stone blade]

HIHI :#:#:#

3;3;3;3;

❤️

[solar coral]

this is a certified

[slim osprey]

:333

[stone blade]

how ya doing niche

[trim pilot]

im not tho

[slim osprey]

Call me Cropol

And I'm alright

[slim osprey]

Hbu Ivan?

[stone blade]

I'm doing awesome

[slim osprey]

Actually ping him dumbass

[stone blade]

ok wtf is this shit

[vivid marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/967627474190082099/caption-1-2.gif

[solar coral]

dog

[trim pilot]

be careful what you wish for before i ping aldo

[stone blade]

furry moment

[grizzled meadow]

Can't even make jokes right, the only thing they can do is repost

[trim pilot]

[urban ocean]

What it's like to ride with @slim osprey

[vivid marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/585575484662874117/930568847508000848/caption-7.gif

real

[slim osprey]

@grizzled meadow

[trim pilot]

the joke was that i didnt ping anyone

who has a problem with jokes now

[grizzled meadow]

Shit joke

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-melty-blood-melty-blood-type-lumina-gif-26357915

[trim pilot]

brainfart should invade #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[lusty sonnet]

[REDACTED]

[solar coral]

mid

[solar coral]

man you posting lots a furry memes

[broken topaz]

burunyaa~

[slim osprey]

Burunyaaa

[trim pilot]

mfw

[heady crow]

the pipeline

[solar coral]

this is my fav furry maymay

[trim pilot]

me when mfw

[trim pilot]

average furry

[broken topaz]

same

[slim osprey]

Girls with dicks

[broken topaz]

staahp

[solar coral]

loading,,,,

[broken topaz]

[slim osprey]

Bro is really desperate for those moans

[heady crow]

im not dying before i get to experience they/them (x)ussy

[slim osprey]

Experience they/them cock

[slim osprey]

Or He/They cock

[swift scarab]

I remember seeing a tweet from an artist I follow saying that

Lemmie find it

[broken topaz]

he/she/they mouth

[solar coral]

mmmnmnmhmmm nmn uranium

[slim osprey]

Real

[swift scarab]

Steals food, unacceptable, banished to Brazil

[solar coral]

INCREDIBLE

[trim pilot]

how long do you think the server would last if brainfart got deletd

[slim osprey]

10 minutes

[swift scarab]

Le problem?

[solar coral]

my physics teacher just likes ants

[slim osprey]

Bruno

Post them ghost edits

Also hai :3

[trim pilot]

damn i only lasted like 10 seconds spamming tf2 gay) shit in vc

[heady crow]

cropool hiii

[heady crow]

whatsuupp

[slim osprey]

Literally me

[slim osprey]

Workout felt good today, I am happy

Hbu?

[heady crow]

new period started at school and apparently there are a good amount of friends in my courses so im happy for that

[solar coral]

me resisting the urge to not post furry memes

[heady crow]

apart from that been chilling

[broken topaz]

bing chilling?

[slim osprey]

Didn't know you were chill like that

🤙

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-like-that-gif-26087950

[slim osprey]

🤙

[swift scarab]

Man I just wanna buy a computer better then a gaming laptop

[trim pilot]

according to furries, you do not ever clean your main fursuit

[solar coral]

i could help you build one

[swift scarab]

You spot clean them, never put it in a washing machine

[trim pilot]

what you clean is apparently the murrsuit, which is literally just a fursuit to fuck in 💀

[broken topaz]

imagine the smell

[solar coral]

we do, like every day we use it

[trim pilot]

id need to clean the shame off me too

[solar coral]

you dont put it in the fucking washer tho dummy

its foam

[swift scarab]

These mfs don’t know how spot cleaning works

[solar coral]

💀

[broken topaz]

I imagine it would be real weird to fuck in a murrsuit

[solar coral]

mfer prob has a crusty ass if he dont know how

[slim osprey]

How can furries fuck in their suits

[solar coral]

yeah no thats weord

[trim pilot]

not compared to being a regular furry

[dreamy hornet]

What the hell is a murrsuit and why are you aware of the distinction

[solar coral]

ive seen people breakdance in a fursuit last time i was at a con

[swift scarab]

Congrats, you figured out how weird fetishes work

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-killing-me-smalls-the-sandlot-gif-13896771

[trim pilot]

they buy fursuits made to fuck in

[broken topaz]

I mean i know all about weird fetishes

[trim pilot]

💀

[solar coral]

usually make

[broken topaz]

but like you would just get real sweaty in those

its just not comfy

[slim osprey]

Wouldn't you know piss girl

[trim pilot]

THATS 10X WORSE

[swift scarab]

Someone change the subject before we all get banned

[broken topaz]

NOOO

STOP

[swift scarab]

Jesus

[solar coral]

2 consenting adults should keep what 2 consenting adults do private

[trim pilot]

good luck telling furries about that

[dreamy hornet]

[slim osprey]

Me and the #🎪bruh-fart reals

[dreamy hornet]

Here we go, the horny wave is upon us

[heady crow]

real

[broken topaz]

That is a hardcore album cover right there

in the beginning

[swift scarab]

Guys you had literally all of November to be horny

[slim osprey]

My balls are album cover

[swift scarab]

It’s December 1st, go Christmas post or something

[slim osprey]

I already did

[trim pilot]

drone strike targeting system

[slim osprey]

It was my first post today

[solar coral]

christmas posting

[dreamy hornet]

This mf wants paduro spam as opposed to a wild take from cori

[trim pilot]

i should post a picture of my balls

[heady crow]

ye but its destroy dick december

[solar coral]

the furries have a drone strike targetting system

[trim pilot]

*cringe strike

[broken topaz]

why are vinyl records so expensive

😩

[solar coral]

furries are immune to cringe strikes, they have fully accepted the cringe into their veins

[trim pilot]

which is why everyone hates them

[dreamy hornet]

And it burns, burns, burns, in the cRINGe of fire

[broken topaz]

furries

[solar coral]

nah, just you

[dreamy hornet]

Oh no

[slim osprey]

The incident

[broken topaz]

is that amorous

[dreamy hornet]

Is that not allowed

[heady crow]

me and @slim osprey

[slim osprey]

:3

[solar coral]

markiplier hanging out with furries (real)

iirc didnt he say he has an irrational fear of furries

[slim osprey]

Bruno we should actually go out to eat

[broken topaz]

i dont know markiplier

[dreamy hornet]

Tactical baptism

I like it

[trim pilot]

furries are more like skaven than normal people

[solar coral]

fnaf man

[broken topaz]

well yea but i dont know him well enough

[broken topaz]

to know his fear of furries

[heady crow]

some day :(
https://www.levykauppax.fi/artist/bolt_thrower/realm_of_chaos/used/#55232

[swift scarab]

I’m going to go donate plasma to avoid where this line of conversation is going

[broken topaz]

I was trying to buy a 100gecs LP

[heady crow]

ahahahha

nah thats valid

[solar coral]

donating blood is actually a dub

[trim pilot]

ill pay the mods to mute this fucking furry

[solar coral]

you can buy 2 AAA games a year with just your blood

[swift scarab]

Not blood, blood plasma

[dreamy hornet]

[solar coral]

ill pay the mods more cuz im a furry

[swift scarab]

[broken topaz]

but 2 LPs are like 110 euros

[trim pilot]

i have a job tho

[solar coral]

samedifference

[broken topaz]

1000 gecs and 1000Gecs and the tree of clues

[swift scarab]

Not really

[dreamy hornet]

But can you donate someone elses

Asking for a friend

[trim pilot]

rimworld moment

[solar coral]

i draw furries kissing

[dreamy hornet]

(He's alive)

[solar coral]

(extremely rich)

[swift scarab]

Bloodletting is not allowed afaik, sorry

[broken topaz]

I program furries kissing

[slim osprey]

Spare some money if you so rich

[swift scarab]

Fancy way of saying you make porn games

[solar coral]

ok sure, just go to a food bank in austin

[swift scarab]

[trim pilot]

use that money to contribute to society instead of making other people want to kill themselves with your cringe

[slim osprey]

Where the fuck is austin

[solar coral]

texas

[slim osprey]

Ew US

[broken topaz]

Oh no two texans

[swift scarab]

Capital city of Texas

[solar coral]

texas australia*

[broken topaz]

in brainfart

[swift scarab]

[slim osprey]

Australia?

[heady crow]

ah hell nah

[solar coral]

theres texas in australia

[slim osprey]

You from Australia?

[heady crow]

usually lps are like 20-30e if they arent a special press

[solar coral]

no

[broken topaz]

Imma head to London, Ontario

[solar coral]

i lied

[slim osprey]

Damn

[solar coral]

you have been fooled

[slim osprey]

Here I was thinking some other mf was gonna go through summer at the same time as me

[solar obsidian]

damn

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399808441079562241/1047868086176460810/video0_38.mov

[solar coral]

speaking of texas

TFF is on my birthday

[broken topaz]

have fun at the fur fest

[solar coral]

texas furry fiesta*

[broken topaz]

a fiesta is a festival

tell him cropol

[solar coral]

furfest is another con

[slim osprey]

Tell him what

[solar coral]

that got gassed

me when i gas midwest furfest

[broken topaz]

midwest furfest is wild

was*

[solar coral]

is*

MFF is going on rn

[slim osprey]

If you mean spanish tho, fiesta is not festival

Festival is festival

Fiesta is party

[broken topaz]

basically the same

[slim osprey]

Not the same

[solar coral]

i know because my socials got flooded with fursuits saying "MEeEt me At mIdWeSt fuRFeSt"

[broken topaz]

Which fur con did they cum on the pizza?

[solar coral]

rainfurrest

[broken topaz]

Nah that wasnt rain furrest

that was more recent

I saw it on twitter

[urban ocean]

https://twitter.com/ShitpostGate/status/1598197451198201856

ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate)

https://t.co/6Y1xSRmng2

Likes

9085

Retweets

962

▶ Play video

Twitter · Dec 1, 2022, 6:09 AM

[solar coral]

lol

[slim osprey]

It's shit like this that makes me want to smoke

[ornate tulip]

Dude same.

[trim pilot]

rainfurrest was the one where they completely destroyed the hotel

[solar coral]

Yup hilarity

[trim pilot]

and there was a legitimate terrorist attempt

[heady crow]

would be a vibe

[slim osprey]

Real

[solar coral]

No that was midwest

[broken topaz]

apparently it was

[solar coral]

They got gassed

[ornate tulip]

Cigars look cool.

[broken topaz]

BLFC

[slim osprey]

I need to smoke while looking cool asf on my chair

[solar coral]

No one died tho cuz they were wearing fursuits

[slim osprey]

Or smoking in the rain

Like one of the dues in this vid

[ornate tulip]

Cue After Dark.

[trim pilot]

furry conventions are the purest showing of just how degenerate the furry fandom is

[solar coral]

But yeah im in a mental debate i either go hunting w/ my dad or TFF with my friends

[slim osprey]

After Dark overrated as fuck

[ornate tulip]

I like it.

[broken topaz]

Go hunting at TFF

[solar coral]

XD

I do have a flak cannon...

[slim osprey]

Not saying it's bad it's just that it is overrated

[ornate tulip]

If they want to dress like animals, then treat them like animals. Loads 12G slug.

[broken topaz]

But yes at BLFC 19 furries came on a salami pizza

[ornate tulip]

I never heard of it till a metal cover, it's a nice and chill song.

[slim osprey]

If they want to dress like animals, then treat them like animals (pet play)

[ornate tulip]

So sterilize and bathe them?

[solar coral]

Lmao

[slim osprey]

[solar coral]

Still not as bad as comicon

They have signs that tell you to take a shower

[ornate tulip]

They did what on the pizza?

[broken topaz]

nutted

[slim osprey]

They added a special type of sauce

[solar coral]

Yeah this is proof egyptians are furries

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[solar coral]

They also did it on food

[slim osprey]

Have you looked at any of their gods?

[broken topaz]

is it a bad time to mention that im eating pizza tonight

[slim osprey]

They were 100% furries

[solar coral]

Yes and to battle they y know

Try and

[slim osprey]

CUM PIZZAA!!!!!!!

[rugged sedge]

Hunting for what

[heady crow]

what pizza

[solar coral]

Dove, maybe deer if we get the bows

I love bow hunting xd

[broken topaz]

4 cheese pizza

[ornate tulip]

Yaknow, that's just cool.

[slim osprey]

I have gay) premium

[ornate tulip]

... got it.

[solar coral]

Something something hunting furries

[ornate tulip]

Okay.

[solar coral]

Yo

[slim osprey]

That's me

Yes

[broken topaz]

zhaoshang hao zhongguo

[rugged sedge]

That's why you're extra homo today?

[broken topaz]

xianzai wo you bingqilin

[slim osprey]

I'm always extra homo

[heady crow]

cropol is extra homo everyday

[ornate tulip]

What does that entail however?

[broken topaz]

xex

[solar coral]

:333333

[broken topaz]

minor spelling mistake

[rugged sedge]

Mule or white tail?

[slim osprey]

Bing chilling

[trim pilot]

bing chilling

[heady crow]

khaa

[broken topaz]

wo hen xihuan bingqilin

[solar obsidian]

cat hours

[solar coral]

White tail

[abstract path]

Ah

Brainfart kinda tasty today tho

[broken topaz]

you kinda tasty today

[ocean pulsar]

Gourmet farts

[rugged sedge]

🤨

[slim osprey]

Tasty?

How

[abstract path]

Ayo?

[rugged sedge]

Cropol because you're looking like a damn snacc

[slim osprey]

UwU

[broken topaz]

uwu

[slim osprey]

Cori

Send the uwu audio

[abstract path]

-~-

[abstract path]

Idk why i am moody

[slim osprey]

Thank you Cori

[abstract path]

I hate being moody

[slim osprey]

I love you so much Cori

[broken topaz]

no problem cropol

[abstract path]

Why am i like this!

[heady crow]

alright well make it a gimmick

[rugged sedge]

No

[slim osprey]

I love Bruno's uwu

It's perfect

[ornate tulip]

... I'm scared.

[broken topaz]

it is really perfect

[slim osprey]

This man can not be this perfect

It should be illegal

He needs to be locked up

[broken topaz]

Brüno husband material for sure

[rugged sedge]

Bruno's is good but I'm saying no to you using Cori's at me. Don't be lazy

[slim osprey]

Preferably on my bedroom

[abstract path]

That yes

[slim osprey]

I will be as lazy as I want to be

You want an uwu from me, pay me

[rugged sedge]

What do those chastity fetishists say for December?

[broken topaz]

record your own uwu cropol

[heady crow]

hahhaaa if being sexy was a crime youd be locked up

[broken topaz]

come on

do it

[ornate tulip]

My eyes have been opened. That is indeed, an uwu, of all time

[slim osprey]

Real

[slim osprey]

Maybe

[abstract path]

What if i do it

[slim osprey]

[broken topaz]

crystal you are a minor

[rugged sedge]

Child

[slim osprey]

Child

[abstract path]

I'll stab ypu

[broken topaz]

We only uwu at grown men

[slim osprey]

UwU

[devout hull]

OwO

[slim osprey]

OwO?

[broken topaz]

OwO!

[heady crow]

^w^

[slim osprey]

U//w//U

[devout hull]

-W-

[broken topaz]

O///O

[rugged sedge]

[slim osprey]

=~=

[devout hull]

HwH

[slim osprey]

AwA

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-gat-bruh-cat-cat-bruh-cat-watching-gif-25243168

[broken topaz]

(･ω<)

[slim osprey]

You are so submissive

Why?

[rugged sedge]

Bunch of bottoms in chat

[devout hull]

wants to get bred

[broken topaz]

ต(=ω=)ต

[solar coral]

Explode

Hyena

[slim osprey]

Probably

No

Most definitely

[abstract path]

Ah

[tame hazel]

what kind of chips i should get?

[devout hull]

female hyena dick...

[abstract path]

British

[solar coral]

Wtf

[slim osprey]

What kind can you buy?

Fucking hell

Wrong ping

[tame hazel]

lol

mmmm

[devout hull]

I would argue otherwise.

[tame hazel]

i guess anything if not the equivalent

[abstract path]

Paprika

[trim pilot]

i didnt know crystal was a minor

[abstract path]

Or chilli

[trim pilot]

why are there subhumans in this chat

[rugged sedge]

A literal child

[slim osprey]

I can't pick a gender to be attracted to and you want me to pick from an infinite number of chips

[devout hull]

degrade us more uwu

[tame hazel]

oh god, that would be amazing

[slim osprey]

Man just grab the first one you see

[abstract path]

I swear to god

Call me subhuman one more time.

[tame hazel]

there are 2 genders, just pick any

[broken topaz]

not a subhuman

[solar obsidian]

this again

[broken topaz]

sub-human

[trim pilot]

subhuman

[devout hull]

Oh, were we calling minors subhumans?

Subhuman

[solar obsidian]

🍿

[slim osprey]

Can't

[tame hazel]

mmmm

okay

pick a flavour

[devout hull]

Not british.

[broken topaz]

Döner flavour

[slim osprey]

Cum flavor

[abstract path]

Kaki flavour

[rugged sedge]

Salt and vinegar

[abstract path]

I want fruity

[broken topaz]

you are fruity

[tame hazel]

unzip please

[slim osprey]

Bet

[abstract path]

Boi-

[slim osprey]

Wait

[slim osprey]

I can't unzip these pants

Ain't got nothing to unzip

[devout hull]

He's naked.

GET HIM

[tame hazel]

lmao pants down to your ankle while getting domed

[abstract path]

My bf be lucky then smh

[slim osprey]

Getting domed?

Sorry I don't do that

[broken topaz]

yea we are all doms and tops here

[devout hull]

I think that phrasing in particular means getting headshot with a gun.

[slim osprey]

Lies

I am the only top in here

[rugged sedge]

Cropol is the throatgoat

[tame hazel]

domed is bj

[broken topaz]

I am literally a top

[devout hull]

Yeah, you should take it off.

[slim osprey]

One time I mentioned being a top here and got like 3 DMs instantly

[tame hazel]

lmfao

[abstract path]

[broken topaz]

2022 global top shortage

[slim osprey]

Weird coming from this place honestly

[tame hazel]

thats so funny

[slim osprey]

Real

[tame hazel]

my dms are open yall

[slim osprey]

I don't know any other tops

[broken topaz]

I have a question

[abstract path]

Yes?

[devout hull]

The answer is no.

[broken topaz]

whats with arab men being super horny gays

[rugged sedge]

Sid, barkeep, and beard clearly

[broken topaz]

I have had many of those in my DMs

[abstract path]

Idfk

[devout hull]

Repression.

[rugged sedge]

Repression

[slim osprey]

Depression

[solar obsidian]

forbidden fruit desire

[broken topaz]

The amount of times some arab guy hit me up in the dms

like

[rugged sedge]

Same brain

[broken topaz]

"baby girl i make you happy"

[rugged sedge]

Expression

[slim osprey]

[broken topaz]

can no longer keep track of it

[slim osprey]

Recession

[solar obsidian]

similar to bobs and vegene

[abstract path]

I once was in some weird dating server

[tame hazel]

its like a taboo so they tend to go to western people rather than their own people

[broken topaz]

is that why you are here?

[slim osprey]

YOU ARE A MINOR WHAT WERE YOU DOING THERE

[rugged sedge]

Confession

[abstract path]

There was an arab he was like "do you need a sugar daddy?"

[abstract path]

Dude

Idek anymore

[broken topaz]

Minors do stupid shit like that all the time

[tame hazel]

my political opinions are very different so i always lose arab friends lol

[abstract path]

See

[slim osprey]

I was a minor too

I didn't do any of that dumb shit

[broken topaz]

i know a few

that did

[tame hazel]

you just chose to grow up

[abstract path]

Everyones different

And people just stick with it

[broken topaz]

I once had a 15 year old lie about their age to me

to try and get in my pants

[slim osprey]

[abstract path]

Jesus

Why the fuck

[slim osprey]

Man feds these days

Trying to set you up using minors

[trim pilot]

bruhhhhhh

[tame hazel]

i will beat them up and send them to their parents bleeding

[broken topaz]

Yea it was pretty messed up when i found that out

Nothing had happened at that point

[rugged sedge]

What the fuck is wrong with children

[slim osprey]

Chronically online

[slim osprey]

Parents be giving their kids phones at the age of 3

[broken topaz]

its too well lit for a random dick pic

[devout hull]

"You want this dick/pussy? Then you will have to earn it in MORTAL COMBAT!"

[abstract path]

DUDE IKR

[slim osprey]

Real

[abstract path]

I got my phone at like fuckin

10 or so

[trim pilot]

i onced tricked a guy into thinking i was a woman and he send me 3 different pics of 3 different parts of his body

[slim osprey]

Random dick pics just look so gross too

[abstract path]

Which was kinda fair ohnestly

[slim osprey]

Nothing can compare to my gf's dick

[tame hazel]

dude chose the wrong kind of fucked

[rugged sedge]

Then wonder why they grow up the way they do

[tame hazel]

i dont have to pretend somehow even men send me dick pics while im saying im straight (im not)

LIKE WHY

[broken topaz]

I have seen many in my time and i can confirm i have only liked one of them

[tame hazel]

i dont want nudes i want attention

[devout hull]

"Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two"

[abstract path]

[abstract path]

Used to

Now i need affection

[devout hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU

[tame hazel]

bitch you need education

[broken topaz]

[abstract path]

I have that already

[tame hazel]

sure

[abstract path]

You go ahead ask me question

[tame hazel]

it would prove nothing

[abstract path]

Hm

[rugged sedge]

Especially considering you could just Google the answer

[abstract path]

Guess no fun

[abstract path]

You would realize of how long it would take me to answer tbh

[devout hull]

"Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you w****"

[abstract path]

What the fuck dude

[broken topaz]

I could ask you really abstract math questions that i barely know the answer to

[devout hull]

This whole conversation is just the "welcome to the internet" song.

[abstract path]

Do

[solar obsidian]

is math related to science

[abstract path]

In a way

[broken topaz]

What is the formal definition of the transitory function of turing machine?

[abstract path]

Ok what is a turing machine

[rugged sedge]

sin^2 + cos^2 = what?

[abstract path]

Can't do that in ma head dummy

[broken topaz]

Its a mathemetical model of a machine that mechanically operates on tape

that can theoretically do any operation you program it for

[trim pilot]

@abstract path explain wormhole theory

now

[abstract path]

Ok well idk then, idk it at all

[tame hazel]

LMAO i swear i had a classmate in middle school who would laugh like this
we used to call him a rat

[broken topaz]

get an education then

[narrow lotus]

B@lls

[tame hazel]

proof?

[rugged sedge]

You're not supposed to be able to do it. It always equals 1.

[devout hull]

I'm gonna need to see some evidence.

[narrow lotus]

[trim pilot]

im a visual learner, can anyone explain what a boob is

[devout hull]

Sure thing, buddy!

(.)

There ya go.

[broken topaz]

its okay im also just learning about that

[abstract path]

I didn't have that kinda physics so i wouldn't even know if my answer would be right or wrong

[abstract path]

Let's learn about it together then

[devout hull]

The vacuum of space gives you the good succ and you go travel really fast.

[abstract path]

Onliest thing i heard about wormhole js

You go in

[broken topaz]

and you die

[abstract path]

That too

Because alot of time passes by inside

[trim pilot]

infinite time

[abstract path]

And you just get out in some random timeline

Lol

[trim pilot]

entirely wrong

[broken topaz]

Einstein-Rosen bridges are very theoretical

[trim pilot]

wormhole theory

[abstract path]

Well i don't quite like theories much
I work on facts

[rugged sedge]

Crystal what is the average gravity on earth?

[trim pilot]

but yeah einstein rosen bridges are a mindfuck

[abstract path]

I think i actually had that one
Calculating gravity

[broken topaz]

Well in theory they can exist

we just havent found or proven it yet

[devout hull]

Not knowing this makes you subhuman.

[trim pilot]

its pretty likely that they are all over the place, its just that they last millionths of a second before collapsing

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn8_v9iyAV8

[rugged sedge]

You can give it in either metric or imperial

[broken topaz]

I'm not good at physics math, my forte is computer theory math which im also not good at

[devout hull]

Ah, so you are not good at in general.

[broken topaz]

Im probably better at math than the average brain fart visitor

but thats not saying much

[abstract path]

It's different the lower/higher you are so i wouldn't be quite able to tell
But that part i did remember in my physics class so it counts

[devout hull]

9+10

[broken topaz]

21

[devout hull]

Wrong, it's 910.

[broken topaz]

Well no not even

[rugged sedge]

Yes but there is one generally accepted average

[broken topaz]

If we want to use concatenation we typically use the multiplication symbol. Lets assume you meant to use the numbers as characters

[abstract path]

And that i didn't remember

[broken topaz]

then 910 would be 9*10

[rugged sedge]

@devout hull

[devout hull]

You got meth for me?

[broken topaz]

if its concatenation

[rugged sedge]

What is the generally accepted average

[broken topaz]

1 unit of gravity

[devout hull]

9.8m/s^2 acceleration in calculations, if I remember right.

[rugged sedge]

[abstract path]

I remember a parachute glider going at atleast 7-8m/s when falling

Idk

[devout hull]

As I said, not having this drilled into your head means something went wrong in your education.

[abstract path]

Yeah well

I had basic education plus some extra but nothing advanced as you see

[broken topaz]

crystal just needs to know which peg goes into which hole

thats all she needs

https://tenor.com/view/the-square-hole-square-hole-shapes-piklas-gif-24625312

[abstract path]

I mean....basically....kinda...yeah

[broken topaz]

last time i was having sex with my bf i pointed at his dick and asked him if he knows what hole it goes into

and then said in that voice

"The square hole"

[trim pilot]

LOL

[abstract path]

OMG

No you didn't lmaooo

[devout hull]

The man knows his holes well.

[grizzled meadow]

Real

[abstract path]

Real mfers always listen

[broken topaz]

my bf loves to rant about sonic

and persona

[abstract path]

Lmao

[broken topaz]

Im just sitting there like

[devout hull]

Listen as I talk about CDDA once again, then.

[broken topaz]

[abstract path]

I used to love sonic so much as a kid

[abstract path]

I will listen

[broken topaz]

my bf never stopped liking anything he liked as a kid

[devout hull]

Got into growing weed.

[abstract path]

My father also grows weed

Kek

[broken topaz]

I once grew weed

[devout hull]

Dandelion sprites in forests mean there's cannabis growing there.

[broken topaz]

I had 10 plants that were as tall as my ceiling

Very cool

[abstract path]

How do dandellions look like?

And does wild weed exist?

[rugged sedge]

Y'all got that vvizard vveed?

[abstract path]

Is it better then regular weed?

[broken topaz]

Crystal doesnt know what hemp is

[devout hull]

Yup. Just growing in forests.

[abstract path]

...

[heady crow]

thats hot

[abstract path]

German?

[devout hull]

Nope, it's the exact same.

[broken topaz]

Hanf

[abstract path]

I do know

My father told me about it

[stone blade]

NOT THE CHIMERA IN AGROPROM

[abstract path]

HAHA GET FUCKED

[broken topaz]

why is that hot

[stone blade]

fk off you big catr

[devout hull]

Ah, you have finally met the pussy wagon.

How did it feel, getting crushed by it?

[stone blade]

I got him

ez

[devout hull]

Slayed that pussy well, then?

[abstract path]

My father in fact tried every drug

[dreamy hornet]

Ambitious

[abstract path]

Thus destroying himself and his life

But i guess he had some sort of reason

[devout hull]

I would consider cyanide a kind of recreational drug.

[abstract path]

Why fucking cyanide

[trim pilot]

my father did the same thing except only with alcohol

and he was abusive because of that

[devout hull]

It's a fun experience.