#🎪bruh-fart
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Dogherita
Glizzyrita
That isnt right
of course you don't silly, you're a bottom
Yeah I know I have rights
submissive and
My skin is the correct color
impregnable
Inflammable
inflatable
Infertile
stepped on my keyboard again
@grizzled meadow
breedable
you rang?
no i'm raiden saul/goodman
my mistake
This chat flies between horny and racist at a speed
must've been some other schizophrenic fucker
Porque no los dos
Hornist and racy
Based
bout to make it 40
are you going to bury the 40st cock in your magichole?
Hot dog eating contest?
I fucking love the soprano's
real Toneposting hours
Best girl in brainfart wtf?
I have never watched that show tbh
Every hour is tone hour
I watched the entire soprano's show like 3 times
Have this handmade gif
my all time favourite movie is Goodfella's too
Okay this is epic
Alice is my favorite brainfart member now
Sorry guys you can't compete
I also watched LilyHammer
The memes are good, I should probably watch it
If I find the time anyway
this is the only win the wamen will ever have
Any Sharpe's love in here?
cawfee?!
wtf is decaf anyways
Worthless
coffee with no caffeine?
I have a thing for Italian mobsters
Brainfart should go to the Italian channel and talk about making spaghetti
A new directkve
Leave my channel alone
the bad mods will mute us for getting out of #🎪bruh-fart
so people drink it for the taste of coffee without the caffeine
wtf 
@grizzled meadow any love for Bean not dying?
coffee literally tastes worse than ass
For who
Sean Bean
cori the little respect i had for you just vaporized after reading this

The brainfart gas shall leak
Where? In what movie/series/context?
they hated her cause she spoke the truth
Sharpe's series
I don't know that one
i wish ass tasted like coffee honestly
I'll see if I can find the YouTube link to the full series
what does ass taste like
skin mostly
flavourless
I watched the fucking Godfather trilogy, The Soprano's, Lilyhammer, Goodfella's, The irishman (even tho it was kinda meh), Oh yeah loved the Mafia series on my playstation
Tangy
like the hole part or just the cheeks
what do you think
yes
You're officially the best member in here, be proud
And yes The Irish Man is meh
flesh part makes me think of cheeks

the inside of your ass has the same texture as the inside of your mouth
i've only kissed ass because i don't think i could ever get myself to eat ass (the hole part)
i could eat the cheeks though
Mafia one and two are top tier
soft and chewy

This chat reminded me I still need to play mafia
The what

thank you
Do it
BUT @ionic hatch WHAT ABOUT ONCE UPON A TIME IN AMERICA
Later
I don't own any of this. Everything is property of Shinedown and Atlantic Records.
I makes spaghetti in italian chnannel
Still wanna know what an ass clock is
And then rage when you realise how slow old cars are
haven't watched that one yet
I cooka da meatball - tony soprano or something idk
Gabagool
Ovah here
gabagool
you know an arm clock? When you bite someone's or your arm with your entire mouth, it leaves a mark that looks like a clock. That but on ass cheeks
my gabagool virus has finally spread throughout #🎪bruh-fart
So bite marks
fucking dip named our barotrauma modpack gabagool
Huh
it was bound to happen
What are you waiting for
what the fuck is this song, this is fucking horrible

The sound you make when a husk bursts through your throat.
yeah but bite marks vary. If you bite someone with your front teeth it won't leave a clock bite
Yep clock

banger 
the true essence and meaning of life
https://youtu.be/3SNoryubiwU
You may know it by the name of capocollo, coppa, capicola, gabagool — dozens of names to describe one Italian delicacy: a distinctive cured meat made from pork neck, easy to spot thanks to its vivid red color and beautiful marbling. Unlike ham, the fat in pork neck makes capocollo a soft, tender, and incredibly tasty cut. Capocollo from Martina ...
Note to self... dont let that one near your ass
Gabagool? Ovah here!
Gabagrouguhoghl (chokes on husk tentacles)
||Yes, great show 10/10||
your welcome for turning #🎪bruh-fart into it's final true form
FINALLY
TONEPOSTING
all that gabagoolposting was worth it
falco you know the rules of spoiling
ban yourself now
Now we need a new channel name
It's literally in spoiler
Christofuh, we need to pay uncle june for his hip replacement
Your fault if you read that
it's still a spoiler
I got a spare.
ToneChat
#🎪bruh-fart hourly vote @ everyone invited
Ban @grizzled meadow
Ratio
now we just need background music
https://youtu.be/XW0W7j04iRQ
Aieressera, oì Nanninè, me ne sagliette,
tu saie addò tu saie addò
Addò 'stu core 'ngrato cchiù dispietto
Farme nun pò!
Addò lo fuoco coce, ma si fuie
te lassa sta!
E nun te corre appriesso, nun te struie
sulo a guardà.
Jammo, jammo 'ncoppa, jammo jà,
funiculì, funiculà!
Nè, jamme da la terra a la montagna! no passo nc'è!
Se vede Francia, Proce...


Has anyone seen peaky blinders
@grizzled meadow these are all the individuals you should ban right now
I don't see a role on my name, -respect
So true
Damn a bait and switch
lmao try it bitch
Rioting over a soccer game is the most European thing ever https://fxtwitter.com/evavlaar/status/1596980281734332416?s=46&t=nBwT3YY9EMKY_hOz4TiUJg
As we speak Moroccan migrants are rioting and setting cities on fire all over Europe because they won a football game against Belgium. Mind you, these men are 3rd/4th generation migrants. Integration does not happen over time: the problem just gets worse.
Also I’ve been enjoying these videos
I don't remember which one is the "been here for ages"
I can't be banned
Ledy protects me
Everytime a major football game happens
ill use the secret technique of gabagool backhand
so that was the cause of all that screaming at the bar next to mine
I remember when the Brit bongs invaded an IKEA when they won a match
Okay now you have a role
Dwight, you slut
Stay safe
Now I want gabagool
Far right is having a field day with this
Football man scores goal, sium
they've quiet down now it's fine, only foreigners care about that shit 
kerfus my beloved
do not the robot cat
you cant stop me
rule 34 of the internet
i wasn't going to
it's waltuh not waltah you fucking wamen
What's with Germans wanting to fuck the poles?
I have done it
hol' up
good relations with the polish i have
i was there, didn't miss out on much believe me 
You can't take away from me my "Pews you're not pointing at the screen"
i just realized the spiderman 2 pizza theme is based on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y
Only the greatest song in the history of the entire world. This music gets you so pumped to deliver some PIZZAS.
Waltuh
Meme Review was his best format
i liked his duckfucker phase tho, that was something
His what
Wishing I was polish rn
don't worry about it 
No no
Now you talk

The fucking what
Impossible
here
@grizzled meadow @slim osprey this sums it up
https://youtu.be/OspCvgR7-Lw
Now this is epic
yea I've been in the Bro army since 2010 so I've seen every phase
I miss stefano
i lost interest at his meme review phase
This is clearly the worst phase
I'm still not a waman
Literally the best phase, you stupid
Why not?
i moved on
become one
The whole phase full of bridges, criticism, dissing and meme review was the best phase
Then he become stale

i still loved him even then
Because that is the best phase
but i want my old happy wheels pewds back
What a nice young man, playing popular game PUBG
i see he's in a picke on the bridge
I wonder what he'll do
PEWDS NO
My favorite video but I can't laugh at it anymore
real shit
say what you want but 9 year old me thought this was the funniest shit ever on the internet
https://youtu.be/pXO76dbictU
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Clic...
you can't bully me into becoming a woman just because my thighs are meaty and I cook
frfr
Cooking is great though. Need to make stew soon.
More chaos pls
True, another best phase
yea that's a classic, I could quote this entire video from stsrt to finish
At first I thought he was going to commit suicide, then I looked more closely and saw it was coke cans and the recolver looked like a toy
The father son stuff was amazing
same
Then I remembered that Elon is a man child
OMG
my favorite video as well at the time
it's amazing how his voice could stand up to all that torture 
his Ao oni vids were a pain in the ears to watch
pewdiepie still cool for liking gachi
high cut FAST MT lookin fresh
more power to him, he seems to be doing well rn and that's all i could hope for honestly
PVS 14's
average tarkov scav
same
I wanna play tarkov but I got a job
I just got a new job and my wife wants to go for a meal out, and she asked me to choose.
I have no sense of taste.
so I just play singleplayer tarkov
say guess and choose the 1st option she guesses
when im down i like to watch this ❤️
elon not on the same plane of consciousness fr 💯
fuck you pango it's still funny
Single player Tarkov just feels off.
bitch
sllut
slute
Sloot
is ok
common Raiden L
You take so many Ls huh? Trying to get rid of them?
Love how when you change the fast travel from 5 hours to 1 hour the setting does not change even with a reload of hte game
LMAO
12/10 right there
another great one by grok
i sell my Ls for 20 bucks each
ivan shitting on people again while chugging monster and autofellatioing
wow projecting much
sssh
Yet you take them for free
brainfart doesn't know i can autofellatio

that's how business works
What would manualfellatio look like
i take stuff free (steal them), then i sell them for overpriced prices
Stickshift?
Sex
fucking tanukis
Let's get into a business
Are the ears erogenous zones
yes
For some people
can personally confirm. My ex used to suck on my ear titties
being good at massaging has its perks
im glad i had practice
You'll find that anything can be an erogenous zone for someone
kidneys
Don't pull my toenails UwU
lungs
i will bite them

I'm curious about the weirdest place
Weenus
there's no textbook "weird" place
you just need to find them for yourself honestly
Except feet
speak for yourself
i 🤝 with pango. "weird" is a subjective term
what i find weird you might not find weird
You bite ass
Perfectly normal
In between the fingers?
But not in a cute way
i only bite ass in a cute way
The meme harvest is desolate today.
you wouldn't bite my ass in a hungry way if you saw how hairy it is
bet?
the "weirdest" place i could think of is probably the temples
That is pretty odd
but man
good temple massage
any kind of massage really
Massages are based and require more of them
see this is what i meant by "weird can be a subjective term"
pango of ALL PEOPLE thinks that temples are a weird place
That's why I think between the fingers has to be the oddest
i mean i only massage them when i have a headache, but i wouldn't see it happen in a sensual manner so i say it's "weird"
i could see anything sensually tbh
just has to be done right with intent
¯_(ツ)_/¯
my favorite sensual part is belly
this is why i do a spa day every month
i love kissing bellies, i love being kissed on my belly 🤝
FF7 has a finger massage scene so some people are into that
depends on how fat
nikocado sized fat is where i draw the line
average discord mod
That dude isn't real
Oh shut that's worse than I thought
5'6 350 breh
fair
my ass takes up 1/4 of my body weight alone
Its not my preference but its whatever
i used to be waaay chonkier if i didn't start working out
no not just my belly. I also wrote i like kissing bellies
now i have a dad bod at 20 
Become a dad
Let's work out at the mines
I miss having as much time to work out
not yet
Used to work out 6 days a week
FOR ROCK AND STONE
FOR CARL
KARL*
@upbeat bobcat @slate crown rock and stone
???
KARP
right now
Never rocking and stoning with you again Pango
after i piss
I need more deep rock time
Actually never played with him before
Last time we spent like 20 minutes looking for the last battery for a storage thingy
the average drg match with @upbeat bobcat at the helm
https://youtu.be/AdLkkdeJPHc
mushroooom

I love onions
average free thinker when condensed gold is found:
🥵
we're rich
Mushroom
wish i could hop on rn but pc is actually broken
Start a gofundme
F
or onlyfans
Go work a corner
bruh who tf would fund my ass 💀
Your bf
Whad happnd
So who's up for DRG
it's okay if 1-2 of my ribs break
i am
after peeing
I'm up for drg but i wont have time for another 2 hours
you could install the more players mod so we could have more than 4 at a time
Piss break moment
You said that like two minutes ago
Same
you can do that?
what
But if we don't have more than 4 atm kek
how do people not know about this 
i piss a lot
I also wanna be sadistic and watch the fallout of the riots on the news
More Players In-Game mod (Sandbox): https://drg.old.mod.io/more-players-multiplayer-expander
Approved version: https://drg.old.mod.io/more-players-balanced
With this mod you can play with more than 4 players. Sadly, it was tagged as Sandbox, but there's a bug that allows it to use the mod on normal games!
Escort Mission with 15 players. Full G...
I played on point extraction with 10 other players 
Mushroom
whose mega internet is gonna support all those players
real
Food is on track
the only problem i could think of is supply costs
We eating good
missed the 'no need to be upset' seal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJDNkVDGM_s
when i upgrade my place to have a few advertisement tvs i'm gonna play this on all of them for an entire day
You said you won't be able to play for another 2 hours?
Would I be able to join? I'd be free for DRG in like 2:30
wtf you mean by 2:30
2 hours and a half

Thank you
Yea watching the news and GoT prequel
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Don't talk about anything relating to the war

Uhhhhh, I wasn’t trying to? But, I mean, if it is, I can take it down.
Same about every culture everywhere honestly
to them, we are exotic
Take it down, now.
Loud and clear, boss man. I’ll be careful next time.

I never like to fuck about with moderators, I mean ffs they have 100’s of gagglefucks to keep an eye on, why stress them out more?
rare person
last time i had an interaction with aldo it was him calling me a bigot
and no i wont forget
Monolith training camp
Just got through a mi-go encampment. One of them tried to put their goop in me.
They're all dead now, and I have 6 more sla-camp members to do work for me.
How has your day been?
how do i get me a gf like that
#🎪bruh-fart you're invited to cock and stone
apparently you can do this i didn't even know
slap it a couple of times
What's mine
write /me
/me
write /me and choose the blue command from the command thingy
bro how
/
I might be stupid
A
/me
I type too much
Crystal is just built different
Skill issue
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me pissing on passersby cars
maybe because you're on mobile
Y e a h
Im on mobile and it worked
Like i said, skill issue
Ples do it for meh
then crystal is just built different
@slim osprey do a /me
im restarting my quest for a warpstone apocalypse in warhammer 3
Naw m8, he build stupid.
Build without preset parameters
Yay, mountains
/chart @slim osprey
/channel stats

stupid ass bot
Its chart user
/me
I swear imma kil tis bot
Bruh
Doesn't voice
Chats alot
Homeboys with 10 messages call for stat check
@abstract path gotcha, it's working this time kek
Ahhh finnally
hellooooooo???
Fucking newcomers chat 
Also 3000 messages in 30 days
im gaming
🤝
You work those fingers anywhere else like that?
Yea, your prostate
I'm glad I'm not the only person that talks too much
I barely see you speak
pizza lasagna
how is my italian
open your eyes
👁️ 👁️
sigma grindset
shut the fuck
smh my head my head
loading time , 1 round per game
it's enough
Turning speed 2 loading screens
one of the few good things to come out of the war thunder community
No shit lmao I hate german destroyers 
besides that idiot who leaked the confidential military documents
Dude was bored cmon
the power of allah supercedes puny walls
Is it really a idiot tho?

he was a sigmar male
By sigmar!
ligmar
sigmar would not appreciate my quest for a nuclear apocalypse in tw3
idk how i typed the wrong game name but ok
circus tent
clowns
poop is better
im about to teach a walled settlement the meaning of nuclear fallout
drop a doomrocket right on their gates 
seems about right
@real tinsel omw if you're still free
isn't the coffee gonna be cold
Just close your eyes
Thermos
cum
@rugged sedge
cock
who wouldn't wanna do that
i killed you in mordhau yesterday btw
what was your name
Snax

i punched alice to death in mordhau yesterday
ye was playing with her and @midnight tree

then i saw alice and we had a fight and i threw my weapon at her and missed, then resorted to punching and somehow won
Well she literally bought the game yesterday
so thats why xD
does play good for a newbie though
yeah gotta admit that, she even did the 30 Kills in One Match Achievement.
sent you a friend request
Stuck in traffic currently. Then I need to let dog out. I'll be like 30 sorry.
okay i'm gonna go take a shower until then
might be a little long because my showers usually last an hour or so
Aight
horatio
20 ave maria and your good
joe biden is skyrim is so funny
joe biden in skyrim is so funny
Goddamn
where is that monolith recuritment video
Lmao
real
"Nancy pelosi?"
I'm dead
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Ded
there's magic in my "bones"
a deserved fate
cuz is slaps
those shitheads swarm the fuck out of my house every fucking fall
It fucking does
Deadbolt OST go stupid hard as well
chris todolou is fucking goated

christ christodoulou could slap my nuts and call me his bitch any day of the week as long as i could listen to his music
musical masterpiece
damn thought I'd get my first infraction
I can if you really want one 
Breh
It's also a repost

And this doesn't help your situation
so warns get me banned
enough of them anyway
I see
It depends on how much of a shithead you are
dripped head to toe in medals
Mfw my warns looks like a shopping list
We have many dudes in here with many warns that are still in here
And that's because they know how to behave
That's very reassuring
yes please, i collect them :)
I will follow in their morally ambiguous footsteps
In a nutshell, don’t try to get a forced warn, cause usually that incurs the wrath of Aldo
gotcha
I had a dream where my friends called me homophobic slurs for some reason last night 🙃
Precisely my point
how about i call aldo
Hmm, seems I called it
this but not compressed
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/439519668819066880/1045728080074899486/awesome.mp4
public execution!!!!
threatening to call aldo is like threatening a baby with a pitbull at this point
You're gonna miss my ambiguous memes
Untrue, depends on the circumstances
12 year old discord racist vs pitbull named Aldo
He’s not always terrifying
Just most of the time :)

I can be your devil or your angle
just when babys are arround
oh believe me. i wont miss any of your borderline rules breaking posts

devril*
mf used to hang out with Skydoesminecraft
@grizzled meadow continue with FF7 you lazy fuck
Ah it was devril? Always believed it was devil
I am normal and can be trusted with moderator privileges around annoying discord racists
I need to study because I have oral school stuff to do and I'm not capable of doing that stuff, I should do that instead of being in here 
the virgin calc exam vs the chad #🎪bruh-fart
continue studying you lazy fuck
ive only caused 1 major shitstorm since i joined so i can be trusted
sounds hot what things are you gonna put in your mouth?
See? Devil
Can't catch me lacking
man's gotta study for an oral pasta exam cuz he's a fake italian
One day I shall
hes not an italian, as someone with italian ancestry
because hes not obsessed with pasta and involved in a massive organized crime ring
this is nothing
i used to have a video that was loud enough to damage low quality headphones
it was about 3 times as loud as that pacman on crack video
40 years after it released, this song is still relevant
thats the legacy of al yankovich
enter r/watchpeopledie and r/deadorvegetable
Nah, I’ve got r/militarynews
those subs were about 10 times worse than what you could find on military news subs
r/deadorvegetable literally made a meme out of rating whether or not people in videos were dead or braindead
I’d rather see someone get shot then see the modern day liveleak, thanks
r/makemycoffin lathe video
there's some fucked up gore on reddit
I should be put down like a dog
like r/eyeblech
r/watchpeopledie is possibly the most infamous subreddit in reddits history
I work with rotary lathes
Terrifying beasts
r/makemycoffin is the remnants of r/watchpeopledie
and its massively toned down
think about that for a minute
I've seen a man's heart beating in his chest while he's still alive 
Thru flesh like air
i probably cant even say what some of the stuff ive seen on those subs has been
I don't dare watch funkytown
I value some of my humanity
classic
cuz id probably get banned faster than you could say yes
Those who dont respect the mangler lose to it
that shook me a decent bit
blechhh
@real tinsel you slip and fall in the shower?
He's busy clocking asses
same
i was pretty gross as well
was into that wehraboo shit
i just came out
oof
cock and stone time
Cock
and stone
congrats for coming out bro
I used to be the annoying band kid who played the soviet anthem on the bus
I was a little shit
now i use the knowledge i have from that time to troll the fuck out of wehraboos and prevent them from getting into servers
thank you
Undiagnosed autism lmao
it was a difficult shower
I'm still just as autistic, just not into as weird stuff
I dunno why they call it a rest room
I'm fighting for my fucking life in here
based
Spoiler Alert, the series
there was like 1 rebecca moment in that whole thing
the joke is that it baits horny people and then plays every fucking sad moment from the show in sequence
he's just like me fr (farted recently)
of course people are horny for the loli
who gets horny over rebecca
made for the purposes of spreading trauma among other edgerunners viewers
she literally looks like a child
weirdos
Do not
but because of that a ton of fucking weirdos came out of the woodwork and obsessed over her
Not the place to start that argument
so im banking on that to target them
yeah ive got some opinions on it
what argument

it's not an argument, it's a fact
she's a kid
Real
and i dont want to cause the second major shitstorm in a week
so lets drop the topic
that would certainly get me banned
#🎪bruh-fart i won't say this again
you either cock and stone, or you ain't coming home
rock and stone
im joining
It's weird it says it's ended
you made me say it again
It says ended still
Bruno face reveal!
Is that spray on facial hair
I think that's the least concerning part of it
Just a curiosity, we're talking about a "she have 5000 years you don't understand" kid or a literal kid?
I don't even know if it's human this said kid
She’s around 20 according to most sources I just looked for, and she has a dermal (skin) implant that makes her look like that
rebecca?
But she's like small
No. No political figures.
Aldo public execution
🎣
Just as a curiosity, nothing else
I’m obligated to not discuss it further because I’ve already had 3 past arguments with other servers about it











