🎪bruh-fart

[hidden path]

@grizzled meadow Found gunsmithing tools in the great swamps just on the floor. Can confirm something's weird with tool kits

[onyx birch]

Fool,
This whole channel is my reason

[reef anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/754607431442628700/1043639927595880618/hell_get_it_one_day.mov

[plucky void]

pragnet vibes

[grizzled meadow]

Pregante

[plucky void]

PREGANTE 🤌

[grizzled meadow]

PREGANANTE

[plucky void]

and no you cannot tell me it does not sound like an itailan word

[grizzled meadow]

It does sound like an italian word, yes

It's true

Hey it's an actual word

Translated it's basically "A person who prays"

[plucky void]

heh cool

so if you have unprotected sex with your girlfriend you can make her a person who prays so they don't get pregnant

[drifting lake]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791823242536026126/1045086847388368986/adsad.mp4

[solar obsidian]

9/10 - ign

[grim radish]

I’ve had that happen once in another cod game but not like 💀💀

[narrow lotus]

btiches

[trim pilot]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/TO61zYf_uyg53ILr3FAmgQVk_ni3QCwOTfBGGhWdo1U/https/media.tenor.com/rh-NC3qp2RkAAAPo/capybara-cbt.mp4

[slate crown]

do not deny me my doobie

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-idk-man-skill-issue-idk-man-seems-like-a-gif-24725965

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/power-chainsaw-man-power-chainsaw-man-good-morning-wake-up-gif-22122123

[urban ocean]

@grizzled meadow

[quartz saffron]

pokemon memes keeps on giving

https://twitter.com/sky_freedom_/status/1595506446191718400?s=46&t=nO-rNtUm0NF85zol6RlkQQ

スカイ@C101土曜東A-36a (@sky_freedom_)

#ポケモンSV

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Twitter · Nov 23, 2022, 7:55 PM

[grizzled meadow]

Mohgposting

Mohgposting

Jesus this is the stuff

[quartz saffron]

Context

[grim radish]

What a game

[urban ocean]

I have follow ups but they're too spicy for this server

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/975521282194042910/1042200823855337573/catt.mp4

[drifting lake]

dm me them

[urban ocean]

Sent

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/960914817160450078/1030694113080778853/caption.gif

[heavy halo]

my favorite part of my day

is coming in here

and seeing all the stupid memes and same members posting them

i love cats

[drifting lake]

even tho they do drugs??!?!?!

see, birds dont do drugs, theyre hip and cool

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/118153801659056128/1045059388840349737/511AA948-B540-4789-BCD0-2142AB7645AC.gif

[heavy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-walking-at-camera-cat-walking-gif-cat-walk-gif-24727827

[grim radish]

vibe just shifted again i’m dead serious

[plucky void]

too bad

[upbeat bobcat]

Morning mfers

[urban ocean]

It's 9:51 PM

[grim radish]

Real

[urban ocean]

Only the East Coast time zone is real

all other time zones are fake and g*y

[drifting lake]

you mean central

hurricane boy

[upbeat bobcat]

It's 5:53 for me so yall just livin in the past

[drifting lake]

remember when 2 people were killed cuz of popeye's chicken sandwich

[plucky void]

remember when the

[drifting lake]

triggered by chicfila's twitter quietly tweeting shit about popeye's

[upbeat bobcat]

@plucky void @grizzled meadow y'all gonna love this

[plucky void]

I think @scenic sable is gonna love it too

https://www.ign.com/articles/the-callisto-protocols-season-pass-will-include-new-death-animations-update

the more things change, the more they stay the same, eh?

new dev studio made up of ex-Visceral Games staff breaking away from EA
you'd think they wouldn't do the shit EA does

yet here we are

[drifting lake]

you mean not dead space?

[plucky void]

but at least it's death animations and personally I uh... don't enjoy dying so I'd rather not see them

[drifting lake]

but its 25

most games have 1 or 2

[plucky void]

I'd rather see zero

[drifting lake]

sounds like you dont play roguelikes

also rust does death best

just ragdoll pov

[ornate tulip]

Thats fucked up. 25 death animations? Jesus christ... Well, the only reason why i think they would do this, is because of how expensive games are now days, you cant rely on base sales. Even if the devs dont want to, the share holders do, all the people investing their livelihoods into a successful product, and even the players want it to be profitable (Even if they dont realize it) so that way the devs have the funding to make more content.

[drifting lake]

new standard

thanks inflation

also i dont take that argument too much because the consumer base is also growing

[drifting lake]

the bigger problem is that's more time spent not on the actual game

[plucky void]

it's because in Dead Space, there were specific death animations for each enemy that killed you

and I think there were also different animations depending on where the fatal blow happened... from the front, from behind etc

[drifting lake]

deadspace but more expensive

[plucky void]

most of them suck, yeah

[drifting lake]

the harsher the teacher, the wiser the graduate

[plucky void]

if only I were a 14 year old to think that statement about videogames is deep and meaningful

[drifting lake]

bitchass students cant handle a harsh teacher

game is the teacher and the reward

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/izzversels-rage-cat-attack-gif-25096536

[wind forum]

Why does discord save as an mp4

I just want the gif

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/fEuFDuCoe20

[pastel quartz]

this guys a pro

[grizzled meadow]

YOU'RE KIDDING

[grizzled meadow]

Porco dio fanno sul serio

[urban ocean]

@grizzled meadow

Those who know the context

[grizzled meadow]

I don't think I know the contest for this one

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/hS64e5AcvHc

https://youtube.com/shorts/p1vsNu05-v8?feature=share

That's the context @grizzled meadow

[pastel quartz]

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[pastel quartz]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[upbeat bobcat]

I mean I didn't research it, just saw this at some meme page

[ionic hatch]

IM COMING FOR YOU HASAN PIKER

[scenic sable]

Man... that deserves to be a topic in #╟❓general-offtopic

[fading shuttle]

Finally, a pride flag I identify with

[pastel quartz]

fuck..what am i gonna do...

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/aa-aaa-cat-hi-gif-14227049

Maaaaaan I came all this way to class, 2 train rides just to learn the class is getting cancelled

[abstract path]

Literally me sometimes

[upbeat bobcat]

Now I have 4 hours to burn

Gonna sit at coffee shop and finish some books

[abstract path]

My head feels weird

[upbeat bobcat]

Kid's goin to places

[upbeat bobcat]

Meth

[hot python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/959360740932870144/1045232142029955082/bread_shower.png

[abstract path]

Don't have any

Have mold in my room

[upbeat bobcat]

Become mold

[abstract path]

Nah imma just do shrooms lmao

[upbeat bobcat]

Join if you can't defeat

[abstract path]

I can tidy my room, or try to...

[upbeat bobcat]

Just do berries

[upbeat bobcat]

Eeeeeeeeh too much hassle

[abstract path]

As for most with my head? Da

[upbeat bobcat]

Got my iced Americano, coffee shop playing reggae.

[quartz saffron]

great... they added the ballsack armor from the witcher show to the game

[upbeat bobcat]

Yes you've sent this already? Or 2 other people did

[quartz saffron]

i just found about it just now, so its definitely 2 other people

[upbeat bobcat]

That armor is looking kinda disgusting idk

Maybe I have to see full body

I've been looking for an excuse to start over Witcher anyway, nice to hear it's a free upgrade

[proven crown]

Inb4 one of the first mods is "remove ballsack"

[fading shuttle]

Pov: you are rat

[quartz saffron]

confirmed to be optional

[upbeat bobcat]

Removing Geralt's ballsack?

I'm joking I know the context

Imagine Geralt can't fuck anyone anymore lmaooooooo

[pastel quartz]

fuck my witcher 3 modlist will break with the new next gen update

i spent days tinkering that shit

[eager igloo]

Fuck Netflix

Bunch of greedy, untalented fools with no real values who can only pray on nostalgia

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-furry-detected-opinion-rejected-gif-26216391

[reef anchor]

You stink

[pastel quartz]

i showered

[reef anchor]

Flint, Michigan

[pastel quartz]

i wanna kill aiko

[reef anchor]

Who

[pastel quartz]

you wouldn't get it

[upbeat bobcat]

Wow, what awakening

[pastel quartz]

@heady crow

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-league-lol-league-league-of-legends-given-gif-22752514

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/j1BAERgSn4g

[pastel quartz]

when the dopamine hit

[pastel quartz]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[drifting lake]

read good night punpun, itll give you an existential crisis

because of this mf

[reef anchor]

I hate him already

[drifting lake]

sorry hes literally you

yknow like ryan gosling

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/744966287813378098/999804920997871636/card.gif

ryan goose

all grown up from gosling

[pastel quartz]

waiting for my sachi

dunno if found or not

[narrow briar]

That's some prime brainfartening

[abstract path]

Y3ah no cap

[eager igloo]

Why dueling is no longer a thing

[upbeat bobcat]

Depends on the context

You can duel with neckbeards at some card game shit but you'll have to spend thousands of dollars

What was it called, magic the gathering?

[eager igloo]

Can I shoot them afterwards?

[upbeat bobcat]

Please

You'd be doing a favor for humanity

[winter estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-dont-you-dare-gif-21943972

[eager igloo]

Sending them to shadow realm

[narrow lotus]

https://youtube.com/shorts/nITjRSOuktg?feature=share

[hot python]

https://streamable.com/my7jcs

|| no that wasn't your discord pinging ||

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/562302835300237332/1045261112133812305/e8330179211e4cc79f39898a00188360_654E24C3C797009E1CB7B4925283C7B6_video_dashinit.mp4

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[somber warren]

Real

[real tinsel]

no you didn't

i can smell your balls

[pastel quartz]

😳

[real tinsel]

you like that stinky boy?

[pastel quartz]

y-yes

[real tinsel]

you like me sniffing your cheesy balls huh?

you like me shoving my nose down there and taking a large huff of your testicles

[pastel quartz]

[real tinsel]

🤝

[glad carbon]

Boysmell

[proven crown]

I walked in at the WRONG moment

[upbeat bobcat]

Don't walk run

[narrow lotus]

[real tinsel]

do your soulmate coffee shops also have a bunch of cats running around inside?

[upbeat bobcat]

Not bunch of as I've seen

Only one coming sometimes and going away

[real tinsel]

ours is literally like a cat shelter

[upbeat bobcat]

Kek

[real tinsel]

they keep cats because they attract customers

and they're cuddly cats too like you go in you sit and a cat comes sits on you

[upbeat bobcat]

Nice

İt's pretty cold today so might be the reason they are away

They don't have heaters on yet

[queen finch]

you smell like wet metal

[upbeat bobcat]

💀

[real tinsel]

that did turn me on not gonna lie

[queen finch]

[ionic hatch]

You smell like a burned tire

[real tinsel]

nah that didn't do it

try again muscle bag

[ionic hatch]

Rotten catalytic converter

[queen finch]

that's kinda cute ngl

[upbeat bobcat]

Busted electric generator

[pastel quartz]

isn't that a type of cafe

ik there are a bunch of cat cafes here

people go there to play with cats

[real tinsel]

i've never gone to any of them i've only heard about them

[somber warren]

i like the smell of gasoline. Its good

[real tinsel]

i have social anxiety

i prefer staying home and playing with my own cats

[real tinsel]

i used to like it but nowadays i think they mix it with something because it smells like shit

[pastel quartz]

playing with your pussy

[real tinsel]

pussies

i have 3 of them

[pastel quartz]

godamn

[real tinsel]

one of them is fucking massive, i can barely hold him

the other one is like 3/4 of the massive one, but he's somewhat light

and the last one is not even 1 years old yet

[somber warren]

i like the smell of chlor too. (the swimming pool smell)

but that is just fucking piss reacting with the chlor

[real tinsel]

my cum literally smells like chlorine

my ex mentioned it once

[somber warren]

thefuck

how

[pastel quartz]

your mom fuck water or sum?

[real tinsel]

she asked me if every man's cum smells like chlorine and due to my lack of experience i didn't say anything

then googled it and realized it's somewhat normal for cum to smell like chlorine

[somber warren]

should have said, i dunno didn't smell much cum you tell me

[real tinsel]

apparently some people's do smell like that

[somber warren]

well my cum does not smell like chlorine xD

[pastel quartz]

i dont even know what chlorine smells like so idk

[real tinsel]

it doesn't smell like chlorine anymore however

it doesn't have a describable smell

[narrow lotus]

[somber warren]

go to the pool

the smell you get at the pool

is chlorine mixxed with piss

[upbeat bobcat]

Pussy magnet

[pastel quartz]

real

[round matrix]

eat cum, much protein

[somber warren]

dude i literally was in that game and saw that shit live

was awesome

[real tinsel]

did you write 1

[somber warren]

legit was my first game and i was high af and didn't know what the chat button was

[real tinsel]

unbelievable

[fading shuttle]

bruh

[real tinsel]

a grand opportunity knocked on your door and you said i'm high can't find the door handle

[somber warren]

that just me tbh

[fading shuttle]

once in a lifetime opportunity

this is why drugs are bad

[somber warren]

[real tinsel]

i'm pretty sure hitler remembers the japanese as the "horrendous people who do weirdest experiments on human bodies"

i could be wrong

[round matrix]

I have no clue. I'm clueless.

[real tinsel]

hi clueless, i'm @real tinsel

[round matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-mw2-cod-mw2ghost-cod-ghost-ghost-stare-stare-gif-27067874

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/dentist-gif-20694033

[round matrix]

blud are you dumb?! are you getting rude to man?! bang
thats what you get fam, pusshole, yea blud

https://youtu.be/OYjIPtqz7R8?t=135

[broken topaz]

The smell of nostalgia

Going to the pool as a kid

[round matrix]

drinking pool water

[broken topaz]

dont do that

[round matrix]

You didnt do that as a kid?

[broken topaz]

no wtf

[round matrix]

weird

[broken topaz]

its full of chlorine and piss

[round matrix]

I thought you like piss

[narrow lotus]

[broken topaz]

uhm

why would you think that

[round matrix]

based on your ...
nvm

https://tenor.com/view/cod-mw2-cod-mw2ghost-cod-ghost-ghost-stare-stare-gif-27067874

[broken topaz]

huh?

[broken topaz]

I watch videos on how to be a beta

we are not the same

[woeful lance]

i watch videos on how to clean guns and then clean mine 3 times in a day

[broken topaz]

is that what the kids call it these days

[woeful lance]

shut the fuck

[midnight tree]

if you don't clean your "gun" you get +1 psychic damage on attacks

[round matrix]

door stuck feeling

[midnight tree]

become a smegma male

[round matrix]

cori is that "I drink cum, monster drink flavour" type of guy

[narrow lotus]

cum is cum

[somber warren]

real

[broken topaz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHsDTGw_jZ8

me

[abstract path]

Man im ded

[rancid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/monsters-and-memories-skeleton-skeleton-twerk-twerk-skelly-gif-25173146

[uncut obsidian]

i brainfarted

in the room with us right now?

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow
https://youtu.be/1hvTLOn0L6w

[somber warren]

bring this man his gabagool already

[slate crown]

all this for a slice of gabagool?

[narrow briar]

Uh... how about no.

[fading shuttle]

why not

[narrow briar]

Just... no.

[fading shuttle]

nah

[narrow briar]

...sure.

[narrow lotus]

shitheads

[narrow briar]

What the hek

[abstract path]

Yeah

[fading shuttle]

daaad, the birds talking again

[narrow briar]

Inb4 ledy's parrot knows how to say 'shitheads' and keeps repeating it on a loop

[somber warren]

that would be funny af

[narrow briar]

It sometimes happens with these birbs

Imagine a parrot saying 'brainfart'

[narrow lotus]

he does say his name and sometimes he mimics laughing / chuckling if he hears it on TV

[abstract path]

"Hahahahaha"

[somber warren]

payin 1.2k for headphones

only have 65 dollar watch

thefuck

[abstract path]

Tbh i don't see much difference

They can just steal expensive stuff

And the other one can also buy poor stuff while bein rich

[somber warren]

bro if that is considered poor i'm extra poor

[abstract path]

That's not...

[solar obsidian]

the original template showed that the guy on the right is the rich one but buys cheap clothes and the poor one, on the left, buys expensive ones

[abstract path]

Yes

[solar obsidian]

like bill gates or zucc

[somber warren]

makes sense

[quartz saffron]

Oh did that thread

[solar obsidian]

"inflation isnt a real thing"

[broken topaz]

did you know that sega once signelhandedly raised inflation in japan by 10 %????

google sonic inflation for more info

[real tinsel]

he's literally me fr

i'm gonna post this on instagram to my 2 friends (who won't even see it) and write "he's literally me fr"

[broken topaz]

@somber warren I dunno how much of a cod gamer you were as a kid

but remember elotrix?

[somber warren]

yes

of course

that redhead son of a bitch

[broken topaz]

I didnt realise he was still somewhat "relevant" I bought an energy drink that is apparently his flavour

[somber warren]

so whats the flavor?

[broken topaz]

you know those sour gummy rings?

Peach flavour of those

[somber warren]

ye

that sounds ass

xD

[broken topaz]

Its very mid

I was just surprised to see any product have his name on it

[somber warren]

dude same as him

[broken topaz]

I guess he isnt as much of a brand risk nowadays

compared to mw 3 days

[somber warren]

he only got famous for basically screaming at ppl

[broken topaz]

tbf man was playing mw 3 all day

I'd have killed myself if i had to do that

[somber warren]

true

i loved how he screams his lungs out

[somber warren]

then his mom asks if he is stupid

"sorry mom"

[broken topaz]

Relatable

[somber warren]

"won't happen again"

10 min later

REEEEEEEEE

[pastel quartz]

you're shitting yourself

[fading shuttle]

not yet

[broken topaz]

When mw 3 was popular i was actually in a clan that went pro under a new name shortly after i was kicked out of it

[somber warren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_4r5FZiNKI

bruh i forgot how racist he was

[broken topaz]

lots of "put em in the camps"

in his vids too

we all know the real classic @somber warren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwX_Bzm66fk&t=139s

[somber warren]

10 years ago

damn i'm old

[broken topaz]

[somber warren]

Wer hat das spiel nur so verschandelt ich brech ihm beide hände, in die Kammer mit ihm

damn bro xD

this dude

[broken topaz]

"Wo ist der zigeuner?"

[somber warren]

i forgot how fucking racist he was back then

[narrow lotus]

[broken topaz]

Average german

[somber warren]

didn't he say the n word couple of times too xD

[broken topaz]

10 years ago

Probably

[somber warren]

watching this shit brings be back to simple times

warum schluckst du so viel wie deine dreckige mutter du hurensohn xD that one i used frequently from that point on

this guy is legit the definition of a Cod Player xD

[quick mortar]

Why they didn't prescribe you with non-stimulants like Guanfacine or Strattera?

It kind of baffles me how can people get addicted to stimulants.

It gives me anxiety and insomnia.

[broken topaz]

I have been living with ADHD unmedicated for all my life, except for like a month or so where I tried some stimulants

It was nice actually having a coherent line of thinking

and being able to keep track of stuff you want done

and actually being able to sit down and somewhat consistently get it done

[eager igloo]

Good luck getting away without meds with schizophrenia tho

[broken topaz]

dw my schizophrenia is medicated

[somber warren]

they told me too i have ADHD, but i said na fuck that shit and i'm fine

[real tinsel]

how do you know you have adhd though, did you get diagnosed? And what does it feel like to have adhd

[broken topaz]

Yea I actually got diagnosed fairly recently, like 2 years ago

[quick mortar]

The advantage is that I don't self medicate by eating excessive amounts of food.

[real tinsel]

my therapist told me i have "severe depression" but i didn't wanna get medicated for it because the stuff they give is addicting and i'm scared of addiction

also i have an addictive personality

[somber warren]

they always just fill you up with pills and see what works

[stone blade]

you know she is fine as fuck but you also know shes mentally deranged when she asks you for your time of birth

[somber warren]

Run

[broken topaz]

I mean thats kinda just how it works, because you cant easily predict which medications take unfortunately

[stone blade]

XD

[fading shuttle]

nice

[stone blade]

TRUEEE

the girl I gave the flower did NOT ask me that

[fading shuttle]

the more mental illness the more fun ivan

[stone blade]

thankfully

[stone blade]

THATS WHAT I"M SYAING

[somber warren]

well, but i'm not a fuckin test bunny

[stone blade]

shits bussin yo

[somber warren]

crazy bitches fuck better

thats a fact

[stone blade]

and they look better

[somber warren]

meh debatable

[stone blade]

and they will stab you

its worth it

its a win win

[broken topaz]

Yea and adhd while it tends to suck if its an accurate diagnosis. Its not like you need medication to lead a normal life

its just a little bit more difficult compared to normal

and you gotta learn some coping strats

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[somber warren]

i got no problems at all, it was prob a wrong diagnosis back then

[broken topaz]

Could be, there was a time it was very over diagnosed

around our childhood

[somber warren]

but glad my dad said no my son is not getting filled up with drugs

[broken topaz]

xD

[somber warren]

yep

friend of mine got filled up with ritalin

was like a fuckin zombie

[fading shuttle]

i almost certainly got something, but hey i havent had a breakdown yet so it cant be major

[quick mortar]

Sometimes not

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/323779754513924106/1045282895872413717/received_1742295215971824.mp4

[real tinsel]

can vouch for that

but they also leave you the most mentally scarred

[broken topaz]

real

[somber warren]

yep

[real tinsel]

the tradeoff isn't really worth it

i'd rather have normal sex with someone who won't leave me mentally scarred

[somber warren]

true

[fading shuttle]

nah bro, im built different, i can handle the trauma

[somber warren]

until you can't

[fading shuttle]

by then ill be 50, and id rather not live beyond 50

[quick mortar]

There are also non-stimulant options

[somber warren]

yeah but back then it was ritalin

[broken topaz]

the reason why stimulants are the popular option

[somber warren]

that was like fuckin 15 years ago

[broken topaz]

is they work the quickest

and the best

typically

But they also really suck

Sideeffect wise, long term use wise

[somber warren]

friend of mine regularly snorted his ritalin in school

[quick mortar]

Better have something than nothing

[somber warren]

did fuckin ritalin lines in the school bathroom

[eager igloo]

Keeping your kid tweaking is crucial to education after all

[broken topaz]

I mean school is a shit environment for someone with fairly bad adhd

Those really belong into special needs classes

[pastel quartz]

i saved up money for a shitty phone so i can play tetris at school

i was so good at tetris

[broken topaz]

but unfortunately special needs more often than not just is the retard class

versus actually catering to students that require some kind of different environment

[somber warren]

in my school we didn't have a special needs class. Legit everyone was thrown together. Wich wasn't that bad tbh

[pastel quartz]

same

[broken topaz]

Same here

[ionic hatch]

I bullied the autistic kid

[fading shuttle]

BASED

[broken topaz]

We had a special needs kid in the year below us

[somber warren]

Mild shock

[pastel quartz]

we have special needs schools

[broken topaz]

who had a handler with him at all times

[ionic hatch]

In middle AND high school

[somber warren]

same

[pastel quartz]

like the whole school for retards

[broken topaz]

But that kid was just omega autistic

afaik

like on the very border of functioning autism

[ionic hatch]

In middle school I had a fat guy with harry potter glasses in my class

[quick mortar]

Strattera was approved in 2002 and Vyvanse (you cannot snort it) was approved in 2007.

The problem is that Doctors who are "Specialized" in ADHD do not bother to get updated on medications.

[somber warren]

had a dude in my class too who was ultra autistic, but he was nice, didn't bother anyone

[ionic hatch]

He was really autistic about sonic and its lore

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/sammy-sammy-rage-sammy-super-saiyan-super-power-rage-gif-21693661

[somber warren]

Chris Chan?

[broken topaz]

You fricking fricks

[pastel quartz]

your actions

have

[broken topaz]

CONSEQUENCES

[pastel quartz]

CONSEQUENCES

[fading shuttle]

listen, theres harmless autism

and theres chris chan

[broken topaz]

bestie ❤️

[quick mortar]

Had that been true, they would have given the patient both Strattera and Ritalin (at a lower dose).

[ionic hatch]

Was 13 and 5'11 he couldnt do anything in middle school

[pastel quartz]

did you sign him when you bullied him

[quick mortar]

And I bet that they only gave him the Instant Release version of Ritalin.

[pastel quartz]

[somber warren]

i literally beat up some kid bc he bullied this autisic kid (this dude was like 140cm small af and looked like 5)

[ionic hatch]

Sign him?

[quick mortar]

The crash from IR medications can be violent.

[pastel quartz]

you said you were mute

[ionic hatch]

I was fully communicating back then retard

Yeah not from birth

[broken topaz]

now that is based

[ionic hatch]

[pastel quartz]

sorry you got molested

[ionic hatch]

This is why we homies

[pastel quartz]

[somber warren]

didn't even get shit from the teacher for that, they were like: you did the right thing, but just ask for help next time

[ionic hatch]

No one could molest me femboy looking mf

[somber warren]

you bully them i help them xD

[broken topaz]

the circular economy

[pastel quartz]

😔

[broken topaz]

and then you shared the lunch money

so romantic

[somber warren]

actually based buisness model

let me write that down

[broken topaz]

you get paid for protection, but alice just yoinks it occasionally

double the money

[ionic hatch]

Anyone else loved kicking peoples feet when they were running in highschool?

[pastel quartz]

@slim osprey

[quick mortar]

okay

[somber warren]

on that day alice yoinks the money i am coincidentally sick

[ionic hatch]

The faceplant was fucking amazing

[somber warren]

classic

[pastel quartz]

what did you see

[quick mortar]

death

[somber warren]

or just slap their neck and scream: protecc your neck

[pastel quartz]

🥺

[ionic hatch]

Oh fuck I remember that

[ionic hatch]

Gym class I would bring grip powder just to smack then in the neck

[broken topaz]

I was like what 14 or something when that whole "smack cam" vine shit became popular

and so that was all over school

[somber warren]

the smack cam thing was ppl legit knocking someone out

[broken topaz]

Ended in our class when somebody got smacked so hard they fell over, hit their head and started crying

[somber warren]

a Nackenklatscher never hurt anyone

[pastel quartz]

Aaaaa

[broken topaz]

Aint ever seen a cheek so red

[pastel quartz]

do people really

i thought thar was just a meme

fuck

[fading shuttle]

gotta make do

[broken topaz]

just lick it

[ionic hatch]

Yeah we did

Man wedgies at school camp

Got one guy lacking

[somber warren]

that shit hurts so much

[broken topaz]

it does

[ionic hatch]

Next thing you know he was crying on the ground

[pastel quartz]

i remember 1 guy tried to gaslight me into eating my own cum

i didn't

[somber warren]

thats understandable tbh

[ionic hatch]

I was laughing hystirically

[somber warren]

that shit is evil

[broken topaz]

do it pussy

[ionic hatch]

I am evil

Vile creature when I was younger

[somber warren]

oh yeah sure you are

[pastel quartz]

f slur

[broken topaz]

2 kids once managed to trip me and grab onto my underwear at the same time

[quartz saffron]

Goodnight chat, it’s 4:37 am here in commiefornia

[somber warren]

oof

[broken topaz]

my undies wedged themselves with the full force of my body

pain

[eager igloo]

Is it friday?

[pastel quartz]

lolll

[broken topaz]

Its not gae if its your own

just like touching your own dick isnt gae

[pastel quartz]

every friday i open up twitter with a smile on my face

[broken topaz]

wrong person

i meant the sussy vietnam person

[real tinsel]

the edge hours are at around 2-3 am muscle bag

[real tinsel]

it's homosexual hours right now

[ionic hatch]

We had this balancing thing with gym class, and I would do something called the nutcracker

[somber warren]

one time, i ran to the bus to get to school, was wet and slippery outside. i legit did a backflip infront of the bus and landed on my ass. Said fuck it i'm not entering this bus after this stunt, i'm going home

[ionic hatch]

Essentially, hook their foot so they would lose balance and falling onto the metal bar

[broken topaz]

The fucking dog

[eager igloo]

It is, you didn't get the memo?

[broken topaz]

oh no

[broken topaz]

i didnt

[somber warren]

dude

thats like

horrible

for real

[quartz saffron]

I’ve met people in classic wow that didn’t wipe their own ass because they said it makes them feel “gae”

[eager igloo]

Don't get too worried, she makes that shit up

[trim pilot]

mmorpg moment

[pastel quartz]

consuming a man's bodily fluid sounds p gey to me

im not about that life

[broken topaz]

good thing you arent a man

[pastel quartz]

i always top

[quartz saffron]

These are the type of people you meet in classic wow, also he turned out to be insanely racist. Typical Midwest gamer

[pastel quartz]

[ionic hatch]

[somber warren]

so just like Lol?

[ionic hatch]

Am i tho?

[pastel quartz]

bro

[quartz saffron]

Well I got all sorts of crazy mmo stories, mostly from Wow…

[ionic hatch]

If you think I am making this up you clearly dont know how vile dutch children are

[pastel quartz]

what the fuck

[quartz saffron]

He told me used to wipe with fucking leaves

[broken topaz]

barrens chat is the original brainfart

[eager igloo]

Dutch are not real

[quartz saffron]

Bruhhhhhh

[somber warren]

my storys are mostly wholesome, how i made friends during raids and shit

[trim pilot]

yeah i live in ohio, we get a lot of racists here

[eager igloo]

Its a psyop to promote bikes

[pastel quartz]

that's like third worlder activities and it's not even to that level

man

[ionic hatch]

My stories modtly consist of me doing vile shit to people ingames

[upbeat bobcat]

@real tinsel you can consider your options later on

[quartz saffron]

Eh, Harley’s aren’t as popular anymore. Especially when crotch rockets are fucking way cheaper than Harleys

[trim pilot]

daily big buff men posting

[quartz saffron]

Real redneck shit, I didn’t want to tell that I’m Asian because oh boy. Wtf is wrong with wow players

[pastel quartz]

i think they meant bicycle

[ionic hatch]

I own a Honda Shadow vt1300, I like it more then harleys

[real tinsel]

we have a population of 10 million and most of them aren't even aware psychologists exist. Do this same experiment with a ratio of population to schizophrenics and we're at least in top 3

[somber warren]

yeah sure "in games"

[ionic hatch]

In minecraft

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/EOwxxsPaogY

[narrow briar]

reads a little bit of backlog
God damn it.

[upbeat bobcat]

Daaaam 10 mil? Bruh

[quartz saffron]

Anyways, ima head out

[pastel quartz]

💀

[quartz saffron]

Good night stalkers

[pastel quartz]

swag like ohio

[ionic hatch]

No one else bullied people in highschool?

[fading shuttle]

ah, david-kun

[somber warren]

i did but i stopped and became a "good guy"

[pastel quartz]

gondola would never

[upbeat bobcat]

We used to beat up the bullies

[ionic hatch]

I mean Im not a bully anymore, judt retarded

[quartz saffron]

Ah yeah the dog thing

[pastel quartz]

the dog allegation

[quartz saffron]

I can’t believe that shit is back and more relevant after this clip

[narrow briar]

Not fun Alice

[upbeat bobcat]

People actually cum from getting bullied now so

[somber warren]

i can tell that

[ionic hatch]

What

People fucking what now

[upbeat bobcat]

You know

[trim pilot]

i dont know anything about any allegations i just fijnd the clip funny

[upbeat bobcat]

Cum

[somber warren]

i mean i didn't really bully anyone, just insults and shit

[fading shuttle]

yeah, people are into that these days

[somber warren]

didn't get physical or anything

[broken topaz]

discord among us jews

[somber warren]

but i basically insult everyone

[quartz saffron]

She had clips long ago where her dog was getting uhhh too comfortable with her. Iirc only dogs do that when you let them… so

[somber warren]

amogus????

SUS

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-sus-among-us-among-us-meme-sus-sussy-gif-25434008

[ionic hatch]

WHAT THE FUCK SHE FUCKS HER DOG?

[pastel quartz]

the discord femboy irl

[quartz saffron]

Damn, almost 30% died from covid

[trim pilot]

among us best poop play compilation 2022

[somber warren]

oh hell nah i ain't watching that

[broken topaz]

average white woman

[quartz saffron]

I think she’s LatinX lmao

[broken topaz]

oh

average latina woman

[ionic hatch]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

[somber warren]

bruh

[ionic hatch]

White women bro what the fuck

[somber warren]

who says that shit

[quartz saffron]

Married for green card, literally

[quartz saffron]

That’s the reason why I said it, because it’s fucking hilarious

[pastel quartz]

real latinx hour

[somber warren]

its mostly just cringe tbh

[broken topaz]

i didnt know she had a dog, i just remember her getting in trouble for something involving throwing a cat

[ionic hatch]

Damn michael jackson really went downhill

[quartz saffron]

I’ll tag you later when I wake up, I have a meme somewhere in my phone

[trim pilot]

hes an mma fighter now

[ionic hatch]

Who wouldnt want to get slammed by michael jackson

[somber warren]

dude thats actually based af

[trim pilot]

billie jean

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/iioTwM-bEBs

[upbeat bobcat]

-300 IQ

[ionic hatch]

Claymore

[trim pilot]

holy fuck

[somber warren]

Darwin Award moment

[trim pilot]

rapid unscheduled bone mashing

[broken topaz]

i only watch real wrestling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lig5spXwo6M

[narrow briar]

Someone ping crystal

[upbeat bobcat]

Bag event kills you instead of saving

[ionic hatch]

Lmao

[somber warren]

banger

[broken topaz]

Gamma bot wont let me post innocent japanese wrestling images

it gets filtered

[somber warren]

nothing Japanese is innocent tbh

[upbeat bobcat]

I just wanna replay Vice City just for radio stations

[somber warren]

real

[pastel quartz]

ah manvice city was my first gta game

[broken topaz]

https://i.imgur.com/2pJnlo8.png

[pastel quartz]

i thought every gta game is called vice city

[broken topaz]

no embed

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[pastel quartz]

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[somber warren]

Ryan Gosling

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/DIcc0wHimtw

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/fursuit-domestic-abuse-meme-stepdad-gif-22038902

[somber warren]

play that for a girl, if she isn't vibin she is not the right one

[echo slate]

Literally me

[heady crow]

@slim osprey

[broken topaz]

Haiii heyy hiii :3 x3

[heady crow]

Heyy!! Hii!! ^_^ Haii!! :3

[heady crow]

Whatsuupp corii

[pastel quartz]

holy banger

[broken topaz]

Doing le epic homework

:c

[pastel quartz]

watched a serbian film with my gf last night, i cried and she comforted me

:3

[broken topaz]

Why would you do that

[somber warren]

doin homework, maybe that why you got no bitches

[ionic hatch]

This mf bro

[pastel quartz]

curiosity

[heady crow]

Sounds like some hot boss shit ^^

[fading shuttle]

he supports the serbian directors

[trim pilot]

im more likely to cry than my gf ngl

[broken topaz]

I watched it with my brother when i was like 14

[echo slate]

Which one

[trim pilot]

shes fucking hard

[somber warren]

i am still scared from that movie

[pastel quartz]

that one

[echo slate]

Which one

[pastel quartz]

mine said she likes watching snuffs and gore so that movie didn't really do anything to her

[heady crow]

So youd watch it twice just to get comforted by your gf

[trim pilot]

no comment

[pastel quartz]

yes

[heady crow]

Me

[somber warren]

Literally me

i am the postal guy

[broken topaz]

real

[echo slate]

[broken topaz]

run

[pastel quartz]

why

[somber warren]

its already to late

you are a dead man

[ionic hatch]

Shes pulling her cock out

[heady crow]

@broken topaz

[pastel quartz]

[echo slate]

Man's gonna end up gettin chopped up in a bathtub

[broken topaz]

I dunno

Maybe

hahaha

[pastel quartz]

doesn't have, i checked

[somber warren]

you know hidden blades?

hidden cocks is a thing too

[pastel quartz]

that'd be awesome

[echo slate]

Crouching tiger hidden penis

[pastel quartz]

unironically would love her more if she can do that

[heady crow]

Crouching Chad, hidden rat

[broken topaz]

hit em with the rat attack

[echo slate]

The rats the rats we're the rats

[heady crow]

We stalk at night and sneak at night

[somber warren]

goddamn i really wanna try a crawfish boil but you can't get any crawfish here

[heady crow]

L

[somber warren]

that shit looks gooooood

[heady crow]

We just get them from our nearby lake

[trim pilot]

you can get babies where you are right?

ive heard babies are just as good

[somber warren]

Nice Try Glowie

[heady crow]

Wtf we were talking about crawfish not human babies

[ionic hatch]

@somber warren we being baro or terraria pilled in 2 hours?

[pastel quartz]

terraria reminds me of valheim

[somber warren]

maybe a bit later i'm prob going to meet a friend today, but not too long i think

[pastel quartz]

used to play the shit out of that game on release

[somber warren]

never played valheim

[pastel quartz]

im more of a :p guy

[somber warren]

bc i am that type of guy that hates everything that is mainstream

even if its good

[broken topaz]

:3 :3:3 :3:3 :3:3 :3:3 :3:3 :3:3 :3:3 :3:3 :3:3 :3

[heady crow]

Its enjoyable for like a week after a new update and thats it

Or so ive heard

[pastel quartz]

it's not that much of a sandbox

[fading shuttle]

valheim had the painful type of grind, not the fun one

[ionic hatch]

Sure bro

[pastel quartz]

the content is finite

[pastel quartz]

but the gameplay is so fun

[somber warren]

i'll hit you up when i'm back

[fading shuttle]

instead of feeling like im slowly getting there, i felt like i was constantly getting nowhere

[real tinsel]

what's this ad about

[somber warren]

that :3 shit just makes me angry tbh

[broken topaz]

:3

[pastel quartz]

you should play monster hunter

[ionic hatch]

Bet

[pastel quartz]

:3

)))

[fading shuttle]

monster hunters gameplay kinda ticked me off

[heady crow]

:3

[echo slate]

A stralth bomber it looks like

[pastel quartz]

maybe im just a masochist but i love every entries of monhun

[real tinsel]

there's at least 400$ worth of gems in there

[pastel quartz]

i love the gameplay loop and the "social" aspect of it

[ionic hatch]

Torres new drinking game, everytime you die in baro you gotta take a shot

[pastel quartz]

heatran da goat

how come this shit is not uber is beyond me

it's so fucking annoying to deal with

[ionic hatch]

What is

[eager quest]

shut

[broken topaz]

:3

[broken topaz]

me watching 1 hour and 30 minute video about Tommy Tallarico

[urban ocean]

Happy Turkey Day

[eager igloo]

Look behind you

[pastel quartz]

me waiting for joseph anderson's video about the witcher series

[eager igloo]

Fuck Netflix man

[broken topaz]

you wanna fuck the netflix man?

is that like pepsi man?

[pastel quartz]

what did they do

[heady crow]

Still missing the third vid

:(

[pastel quartz]

:3

[heady crow]

:3

[eager igloo]

Wednesday series

[pastel quartz]

what

[pastel quartz]

wednesday addams?

[heady crow]

Series on wednesday

[pastel quartz]

wednesday is okay

i only have 1 class on wednesday

then i get to stay home and work and hang

[broken topaz]

I dont even attend uni on wednesdaysa

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow do i have your full consent to deliver homosexual porn into your steam account comments section?

[ionic hatch]

Bruno when are you joining us for our gaming circlejerking

[broken topaz]

What are you gaming?

[ionic hatch]

Barotrauma

Terraria

[heady crow]

Mayhaps tonight if i can get away from darktide gamings

[ionic hatch]

Warthunder

[pastel quartz]

i bought blasphemous

[broken topaz]

I never actually played much baro after i bought it

didnt have anyone to play with

[heady crow]

Thats hot

[heady crow]

Now you do

[broken topaz]

No

[broken topaz]

I still dont have time to when people go play

[heady crow]

Do you even have time to cuddle me in vrchat

[broken topaz]

I'll make time

[heady crow]

[pastel quartz]

still can't stop playing league

[broken topaz]

stop it get some help

[real tinsel]

my league is mordhau

despite having a bunch of shit installed in my pc i only play mordhau

the game is extremely fun though

[pastel quartz]

i used to be ballsdeep in mordhau too

[broken topaz]

Mordhau was so fun for 2 weeks after release

[pastel quartz]

but i got shitstomped so hard

[broken topaz]

and then people started figuring out how to break it just like chivalry

[real tinsel]

it's still fun

[heady crow]

[pastel quartz]

and idk how to git gud

[heady crow]

Hows the preseason

[real tinsel]

learn how to break it too then

[heady crow]

Play a game so simplistic you cant break it aka mount and blade warband

[pastel quartz]

grinding ksante and it's p fun

[heady crow]

120ppl game on minas tirith is why i still live

[pastel quartz]

love the jungle too it's easier to play

[real tinsel]

wanna play sometime?

[broken topaz]

Eh i just dont enjoy fighting games where the entire skill curve is learning how to break the game

and make the animation system spazz out

sure its still skill based

but not my cup of tea

I wanted fights that look like fights

[pastel quartz]

nah im shit and i can't improve even after 50 hours so i stopped

[pastel quartz]

some of the animations cancel they be pulling on me man

i just can't

[real tinsel]

my 90 hours of gameplay mostly consists of dancing around bards and literally just fucking around with 0.1 k/d

you don't have to be extremely good at the game to have fun

[heady crow]

Based

[ionic hatch]

I can invite you if you want to join cori

[real tinsel]

just stay away from duel and competitive servers because people in those are extreme tryhards

[broken topaz]

I just wanna swing my big sword and kill things

[pastel quartz]

but it's frustrating to get outplayed by a 1 hp guy

i didn't even understand how did he outplay me

[broken topaz]

Eh don't bother. I most likely dont have the time when you guys play

[real tinsel]

when is that

[ionic hatch]

Dont care

Your joining

[broken topaz]

I do homework all evening usually

[ionic hatch]

Just dont do it

[real tinsel]

don't listen to her

[pastel quartz]

🤓

[heady crow]

You have a big sword? 😳

[broken topaz]

I cant take the semester's exam if i fail 2 homeworks

lol

[real tinsel]

what are you playing

[ionic hatch]

Baro

[real tinsel]

don't have that

[ionic hatch]

Terraria

[real tinsel]

play something i have