#🎪bruh-fart
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Dishonored has a dedicated pacifist ending, you disingenious fuck
i replay games like rdr2 for the sheer quality of the game, i know the story, but the game is so well made that i just dont care
go play cod if thats all youre looking for
ok now im gonna be toxic. this take is pure dogshit
i replay games like dark souls because they have so much replayability that i can never get bored
I replay games too
it's just for tiny reasons
mostly rpgs with different endings and choices and outcomes
Usually the reasons I replay games is to use a different strategy or build to see if I can make things easier/harder for myself or just have a different experience
but regular linear games? practically no reason to play the same thing again
let me word it differently
there might be little reason to replay a game immediately after u finished it
bro i did NCR 3 times in a row. its very obvious what youre looking for ISNT an rpg
i can agree on that as u can be burnt out
but for example i finished GTA 5 3 times for example
but in different years
When did I ever say I was looking for something in the first place
calm the fuck down george lmao
you didnt but youve made your desires evident
common sense
most civilised discussion in brainfart
"hur dur go play cod kid"
i also replay games like metro 2033 and last light, half life 2 and dozens of half life mods, because their gameplay holds up and is still fun
fuck outta here
Drink choco milk
Example for Witcher 3, first time I went through was entirely based around nothing but swords, basic, but fun; second time through was built around using magic and potions and oils for a glass cannon spellcaster type deal
you think deflecting will do you anything?
I'm not telling you what games you should play tho
im not telling you either
there's a fundamental difference in that
this chat lmao
im saying based on what you describe, nv probably aint made for you
Getting salty are we

Based? based on what
lul
Man y’all all need to tone down, why’s it always the random subjects that bring us to each others throats

nah he made an AWFUL comparison and tried acting like it was valid argument
and who are you to decide? 

ooh, a different cutscene at the end so much variation
someone observant
look upon my works and despair mod team
What's the comparison? Saying that FNV is not only violence is true though
It's literally what I was saying
You still need to kill but the game is not ONLY about that
Cringe opinion
yes, one different cutscene that changes the conclusion entirely
They’re not listening are they
definitely not something to overlook
cutscenes arent gameplay tho, we're talking about gameplay
It also changes the gameplay
Bet you immediately grinded to max level in Elden Ring using the exploit
but you already know that and are playing dumb
fallout new vegas was pretty good
You caused this, you become the new Chaos Enjoyer

will you stop being so pissy?
cutscenes dont change gameplay, they change the overall reception
shardposting
or maybe youre the idiot and you lack self awareness
my opinion was half truth, sensationalised to an extent that it would be the perfect bait
yea you can stealth and kill. thats how i played it
Man I love when arguments devolve into endless loops with insults sprinkled throughout
do you disagree that playing dishonored in stealth is a different gameplay loop?
it really does

hey fnv people, whats your favourite perk in the game tho
woah now youre suddenly not talking about cutscenes anymore
Being a nerd

Just like me irl
wild wasteland
sneering imperialist
you brought up cutscenes, I replied about it once. Again, stop playing dumb
thats a trait tho
or being dumb idk
are you not following the conversation lmao
mine's meltdown, love that shit
ever blast someone with a plasma rifle and see their 5 goons turn to dust
shits funny as hell
You avoided my question btw
shotgun surgeon is also always pog, i take it 100% of the time
Honestly I’m just curious at this point on how long y’all will keep this up in terms of new things to yell about

don't @ me about following the conversation if you conveniently ignore parts of what I say
fuckin redditor behavior
because it was moving the goal post
but no, i dont disagree
but we werent talking about that
aight then what the fuck were you going on about, then? if it's beside the point
you said cutscenes impact gameplay

I didn't, you degenerate
I really enjoy mad bomber
bro can you stop being such a bitch
shiiiit i forgot about that one
god damn youre impossible to talk to
aight this convo is done
not much of a demolition/bomb player, but those plasma cluster grenades are cool as fuck
bet
2 baby men get into argument and hate eachother over gideovames
no shut the fuck up keyboard warrior
The mfc clusters also functioned as mines
idc enough to keep this shit goin
its a videogame dude
I just said "bet", calm down lmao
discord moment 😔
evidently you dont know what that word means
Only way it’d continue is if they started arguing over good and bad game companies
block the fella and keep going on with your life lmao

CDPR is good guys!
dont parrot pedro 
underrated indie devs CDPR
trust me, they wont abandon cyberpunk 2077 after phantom liberty!
who's pedro
now that is the worst fucking take youve made
it's a meme you goddamn brainlet
cdpr best they make the witcher 3!!

shiet after what youve been saying, this is schrodinger's cat
yeah, they will
you're way too affected by all of this
didn't CDPR announce about half a dozen projects
and 2 of them are being 'co-developed' with some other studio
yep
youre way too determined to make up attributes and call me names
dumpster fires incoming?
watch only 1, MAYBE 2 come out
am I wrong who... you just admitted you assume anything I say now is a shit take
Honestly if CDPR did anything good it was the memes that came from Edgerunners
guarentee 2 of them will have almost no news
so obv that conversation affected you

and managed to falsely redeem themselves from edgerunners
yes
it was not a true redemption
of course it wasn't
the game is still a dumpster fire
and no i didnt
since it wasn't them who made it
sorry i cant detect sarcasm through text
https://www.thegamer.com/cd-projekt-red-ditching-redengine-for-unreal/ atleast they are gonna use a normal game engine this time
anything is better than redengine at this point
unreal? dang
remember, cdpr wittle indie company
if I were running CDPR I'd tell them to fix the Red Engine instead
no they fuck they aint anymore
just a silly little man
3
3?
witcher 2
nah, indie company, just a cwute wittle guy
yeah it was a decade ago but
no one talked about witcher 2
it was pretty hyped
witcher 2 aint AAA get outta here
heavily marketed
i only heard word about 3
last thing he needed was more distractions...
Would Witcher 2 count as just AA then

you crazy dood
That’s what GOTY is for
it was even distributed by a AAA publisher
Me when funni letters tell me how good a game is (I can’t afford it anyways)
it implies bother the publisher and producer are high profile
uh they are
its ironic cuz now AAA is somethign to avoid
not when witcher 2 released
you tryna tell me Bandai-Namco wasn't high profile? 
a game being published by a big company doesnt exactly make it triple aaa
it does tick all the boxes though
i miss blockbusters
the marketing was insane
they were high profile despite having only one previous game
not a high profile producer
cult following? probably
No need for a dictionary definition, AAA games are big games, big studios
but fromsoft wasnt considered AAA until bloodborne dropped
if you think it's not "high profile" when the motherfucking POTUS gets a free copy of the game during an official visit to poland
I don't know what to tell you lmao
dark souls is one of the greatest games ever with a lot of work put into it, more than most AAA games, but it still aint a AAA game
anyone can give anything to the president at the right time and place
even a bomb
and make a fuss about it? Doubt it
produce. now where's the marketing budget 
are you people just arguing semantics at this point or what lol
yes 
nowadays. 10 years ago, probably not
oh the 10mil was for EVERYTHING?
10 mil for everything from what ive read
Personal threshold is a team of more than 50 full time people on actual game development.
if we go with people's "personal threshold" aka headcanon things will start getting blurry fast
yeah lol
so it was money spent by CDPR... so not marketing money
marketing was done by the publisher bandai
Still a better game than TW3 for some stuff
there is perfect information about how much tw3 cost, both for dev and marketing
spicy take that I agree on
the only number cdpr has given for tw2 is 10 mil
That's because it's a fact 
I try to give only facts
I hated the open world busywork
It was a little bit overkill, true, they fixed that in TW3
didnt matpat or whoever give undertale to the pope or something
the only thing I truly, absolutely loved in Witcher 3 was how motherfucking broken you could build Geralt
in any of the 3 trees
Small studios do tend to not have more than a dozen or so full time people even at peak dev cycle; much less indies.
and also bandai namco apparently entered a legal dispute with the parent company of cdpr over the rights of distribution of tw2
Its hard to get a 'dictionary' definition for game development since they are all so different. Estimates and averages are the best we can get.
You don't even need to make him broken, the whole combat is:
Quen > Light attack > Roll/Evade > Quen > Light attack > Roll/Evade > Quen > Light attack > Roll/Evade > ...
panic roll until Quen is back
you're right but... if you do build him into a broken murdermachine you don't need to evade that much... or use Quen at all 
also, to be nitpicky
I didn't like the Bruxae being part of the expansion
I both miss and don't miss the various stance attacks in Witcher 1.
they shoulda been in the base game
If they did something similar to Witcher 1's stances, but with 2 and/or 3's combat (resulting in a Nioh-style combat system) I'd love them forever
have I said today that I love Nioh?
there was a time I couldn't stfu about it
you have not
😔
Never played the expansions but I do have them
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Unfortunately I lost my saves (I've finished the main game)
shit man, do it
So now I need to play the whole game again to then play the expansions
AND BEFORE YOU SAY THAT
I KNOW
I CAN DIRECTLY PLAY THEM but it's not the same thing

I agree
🤝
i made it to Skellige and then quit
Skellige is boring at the start, when you first arrive
ivan :333333
I have nightmares for that place
All that shit in the sea
And of course I had to check them out
All of them
same
some of the "?"s were cool
like finding a miniboss to fight
a giant, a griffin, a leshen or whatever else there was
cool fights
all fun and games till you encounter shit that's like 5 lvls above you and you spend an hour hitting it
apply oil, do 20 hits, apply oil, do 20 hits
rinse repeat for 50 minutes cuz i want that fucking loot
get the infinitely-lasting oil talent
also I remember the Superior Thunderbolt potion being bugged
description said it increases critical hit chance to 100% during thunderstorms
i invested everything in light attacks for the ballerina spin to win
but it worked regardless of weather
The food one was good as well
the hp regen for 20 minutes instead of 8 seconds?
bonkers that
B A S E D
I think it's that one, yes
thats me and my roommate talking
the moment i learned that the crossbow dealt like 5x more damage underwater, it made my xp grind a bit easier
So what happened to that one guy
janny'd
Yes
sigh I keep going back to that moment... just to stare.
using my own weapons against me
LMAO HE CHANED HIS BIO
End of an era?
I'm annoyed of it so...no more

Yesterday I have sent Winston
Now I’m sending Chester
new bio dropped
They ain't dark, just mythical
STOMPIEEEE
Tbh it's fun
bruh, whats the point of studying ancient powers if they arent dark
Falco man.
here, ill cast a curse
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I got into the rune crap due to noita ohnestly
The nolla rune (which i didn't know) is also a rune
i am very sad over how discord minimizes the zalgoification of the text
what
this is how its supposed to look like
yeah zalgo doesn't turn out great in discord
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just resupply for the iss
Tbh I'd want one of those rune writin keyboards but it costs weird enough
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hes fighting back
lmao imagine having pings enabled here
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I agree

the range rover next to me trying to drag race at the traffic lights at 6 am
Literally me frfr
smell that sweaty bussy


marioinatophat keeps makin em
Silly bird spotted in the Zone
me and who
pd2 really did just add bath salts to the game
You can't just make armor out of it!
Also me:
nothing can go to waste
people cant get kingpin anymore lmao
It isn't as good but it's pretty creative ohnestly
what
yeah the scarface dlc got removed
oh yeaaa
cant get kingpin anymore, only those who had the dlc before it got removed have it

wait its back?
Can I make it so that certain keys turn off their light if I press a specific button
ig they made it so the map has the perk deck
thats the fuckin heist
I wonder
Now make it dead cells
still dont have tony doe
also pd2 is dirt cheap rn so if you havent played it, do it now
best shmup that exists
i got payday 2 when they made it a big bundle with all the dlc for dirt cheap
dont have any of the new dlc
most of the stuff after white house is p weak
cuz whitehouse was supposed to be the end
but then the walking dead flopped super fucking hard
and then their vr project failed
and then the head office got raided by the police
Wait fr?
then the heist after whitehouse was kinda bad
and their ww2 heist game also flopped hard
its 180 euro worth of dlc after the whitehouse
and the community was like "lmao we aint buying this shit, make something good"
they made bank
and they havent released a good heist since
most of it cosmetic
all the clothing dlc looks like shit
holy shit Overkill's TWD isn't even available in stores anymore? 
and sydney is still a shit character
die
ill kill you
i shant stand such disrespect upon milady
uh oh opinions again
I'll pay for payday 3 I don't care
shes loud and annoying
I was fucking Infamy 53
atleast jimmy is funny when hes loud
Sydney
Is
Mostly
a Piece of trash
I prefer jacket
i replace sydneys voice with anime voices
jacket is just like me fr
yeah that, and mute
buddy thats called social anxiety
I just use Dallas or Wick for the funni
no I am physically mute
i like the fluttershy sydney mod the best
retard
oh yea prove it
yes i am
what
I literally use a text to speech
the type of mf to make that kind of shit is the type of mf who has all the free time in the world to update it unemployment payments
yknow what if we just stopped giving unemployment payment for a year
it would decrease unemployment
half the country would starve to death

i also like the Duke spy voice replacer
it wouldnt decrease unemployment lmao
yea but then they wouldnt be unemployed anymore
see?
its like with the hungry
if you dont feed them, eventually there wont be anymore of the hungry
that would also decrease unemployment
can you tell im a sam kinison fan
Blame it on god and say we were a mistake
speak for yourself
Easy done
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Don't care
just get good a job
ikr

And?
care
That's what you said
means you care enough to respond
But i don't quite care about one specific answer kek
Yeah but still not about that one specific answer
Me asf
your continued engagement shows further care
Jesus if this isn't me
I still do not care about that one specific answer, lol
you are the type of mf who eats Crayon MRE's
Heard that one already
Yeah, don't care still

Mf
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Crystal without a bio = Crystal villain arc
hes gone bad boy
And?
"i care so little, let me tell you about how i dont care multiple times"
Hello anyone with a razer keyboard here?

It's basically telling someone to fuck off
shut the fuck up,
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well you should learn to be more direct
and tell them to fuck off
I love birds
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Sounds like a you problem, stupid
This
OH SHIT HE JUST CALLED YOU STUPID
youre the one making a fucking clown of yourself you little boy

you lack self awareness
people who dot care dont have to repeat that they dont care
And you lack confidence in even fuckin my mother dwag while yours is already in my bed smh

angry people who wanna pretend they dont care will keep saying they dont care
i doubt it my mom aint a pedo
I've heard that one before
Emotions don't mirror quite well through the internet btw
bro this conversation is making me make sound holy shit
they do through your words
Words do not mean a thing to me from the internet
bro just shut up before i take your milk money and give you a swirlie, dork
that's too bad, you could learn a thing or two from internet words
WOAH WE GOT A BIG BOY HERE
I can't stop laughing my fucking god
Dude you can't even afford a glass of water 

speaking of water, brb
george prob has wetter drip then you tho


is that the 5.7 litre?
yea
https://youtu.be/zRGLr9ZKznI
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hemi bb
Out of your sight, lol
5.7 litre with the supa charga?
yknow what lemme get a pic of my drip
homies roasting you from a trailer park LMAO
nah just a v8 boy, its a 2012

just give up
Me? I ain't done
damn I only got a turbo'd 2.0 litre celica
Have I walked in on a redneck-off?
Dunno
What about my Armani watch?
Sorta just started
dick measuring contest of who's more poor and stupid
close, im at the office rn
crystal wanted to talk drip
homie is pulling out the Armani watch, Crystal how do you plead
so imma drown the kid
Well, actually you started with the drip talk lol
no that was me
Imagine poorposting on #🎪bruh-fart when we all know you have a rig capable of running Gamma, and thus are unlikely to be poor
🍿
And whats your daily driver? Hm?
sd9
i wish i had a 5.7
nah its not a 57
but that ammo is goddamn expensive
Springfield
5.7 is the edgelords with money to burn gun
i was hoping now that ruger is making a new 5.7 that the ammo would be more available
anything thats not "in the barrel" is considered a toy
how do I know more about your gun laws then you

No because i simply do not care enough to get a killjoy-toy
they're not even wearing plates
little homie has never heard of home defense
I also got a 3060ti lol. I can keep going
you can own black powder guns, which is cool af. got a 44 Black Powder single shot pistol
I'd rather use blunt force
when my criminal record drops I should get a black powder
i prefer white powder
real
bro, do you even have muscles
racist!?!?!
No but atleast i got a brain
I am like, twice your size purely in muscles
what the fuck is happening again people
no clue, just go with the flow
thats not a muscle bud
bullying crystal cus they keep instigating shit
we got drewski viewers sitrring a ruckus
whats a brain gonna do when you get folded like an omelett
glock
thats the thing, he doesn't even have a black powder
you better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omelet
apparently just "brute force"
It can give you adrenaline, dopamine and other hormones that will kill off pain
yknow theres a japanese word that basically means 'fifth grader syndrom" and i think it fit crystal perfectly
my brother in christ, I can lift a 1.3 litre engine out of a car without your "adrenaline"
internet tough guys LMAO
No need
💀
Chūnibyō
Ngl I have no idea what you guys are arguing about
ongod
doesn't matter just enjoy the show
making fun of crystal for acting a fool
Was this some beef I missed out on?
some guy and his boyfriend are dogpiling on crystal
it's hilarious as fuck
just copied from wikipedia
watch out guys hes gonna pull out his dark arts and his 7 foot scythe
crystal then said i was broke and i fucking drowned the kid with my drip
Yeah okay.
wheres your armani watch?
I'm just gaslighting the conversation 
whos my boyfriend?
I have a phone to watch the time smh
said no man ever
Guess I'm the first
cock
Dick
incredible, so deep bro so deep
balls even
cock dick ballin
coom pls who is my boyfriend pls tell me i need someone to annoy with my music recs
soundcloud rapper 
Well I'll just day it again when i am 18 smh
i need to tell someone atleast once a day that Trails and Passes by Greenleaf and De-Loused in the Comatorium by The Mars Volta are the greatest albums of all time
💀 
just being 19 does not make you a man tho
*18
if coom is talking about me, my brother in christ I'm a chick
women are good too
idc as long as they aint fat
I only got fat abs
Atleast I'll have permitts to more things
what if i told you, ||mom wamen||

what like using your virginity?
meh, not really worth it
Who said i wanna be one
ill be the judge of that, send me shirtless pics

I planned that earlier
women
ong i kinda miss mine
but atleast im not a 250lbs fatass anymore
good
crystal is either really skinny or 80 kilo's
losing 70 pounds taught me that soda is shit and you shouldnt drink it often
not even

well, that was kinda obvious tbh
Whichs sad
only in hindsight
Cuz i still wanna gain weight but keep fucking up
I just drink water or protein shakes now
water and ginger ale for me
or vodka
you are literally too young to even think about bulking
hell no bro
I'm dead
Bruhhhh facts.
I thought about workout later ohnestly
then i must be a gigachad because my water consumption has actually worsened my hyperhidrosis
well, more water more sweat
makes sense
that whole apple thing made me really question myself as a writer. i came to the conclusion that i cant visually imagine things that great, but im really good at imagining the emotion behind characters
ay i aint mad, i think its doing me well
helped me lose weight
yoooo the frogposter
true
I can visualize the internals of a 4S-GTE
shit waddup
i don't get this wierd american trend

MORE FROGS
but no dab bullshit
I stopped smoking weed for like a year now
well its a different chemical balance so the high is a bit different. im much more functional on dab than flower
yeaaaaaaaaah
plus its easier to set up, significantly less smelly
i mean i should prob stop too..... but naaaah
and i can get a really nice ounce for $150
an ounce is 28g right?
weed is to a pint as dab is to shots
yea
thefuck thats dirt cheap
yea
its inhouse, thats why
they were the only shop i could find that sells bulk dab at bulk price
everywhere else is like 250 for an ounce
bitch at that point ill go get the $5 grams and make it work
an ounce of dab? or flower
200 for an ounce of leaf here in the netherlands
dab
sounds like your shit's laced
ounce of flower for 250 aint bad, if its real good flower
why is it so cheap? there has to be something wrong with it
they sell about 25 ounces of dab a day, i doubt it lol
i met with the owner and learned about the operation
i love talking with dispo owners and seeing what they got going on
white widow is like 200 to 220 for an ounce here
im tryna get into the industry
i kinda have to visit the netherlands again. Last time we got so fucked up that a friend fell unconscious in subway.
was fun
although most of my knowledge is on hardware
like if you wanna know about bangers, I'm your guy. I'm the dab guru
go to Rotterdam or something
true
i was in some small ass town just past the border
was fun
first time i used a gravity bong was with white widow. i went to the fucking cloud realm dude
basically belgium 
does scandanavia have good weed? i wanna go up there sometime and see a bunch of stoner rock bands like truckfighters and rainbows are free
no clue
I honestly gotta dip now my boss will fucking kill me if he sees me being tired on the forklift again
huge amounts of coffee will help with that
forklift him ontop of some pallets
whats he gonna do?
forklift some bitches
Real
bro if youre forklight certified, the bitches come to you
I don't wanna be convicted again tho
again/
you will be fine
long story
trust me
im interesed
maybe for another day
cum is stored in the brain, and i got a headache
😩
just get a poor paying job that's a workout instead
I literally work in logistics in construction materials
I get paid good AND get to workout
and you still hit the gym? damn then your boss is going easy on you
My dad makes cardboard boxes for a living in a factory
someone gotta do it
no I just gotta maintain this killer body

my receivings was never immaculate
I'm 6'4, the calories ain't burning by themselves
He’s been doing it for almost 2 decades
ill kill a mf if i find cardboard on my floor
never touch a running system
soulless
jesus ya fair enough. im only 6'2 and already eat more than i want
He does maintenance on the machines themselves
go to sleep
fine
hes a hero
you gotta cope somehow with making cardboard boxes tbh
🐟
As far as he’s told me the only reason he hasn’t been fired for not showing up on time for a while is because when he is there he does his job better then most people

That and he’s been doing late overtime to compensate for almost a year
Reminds me of me not giving a fuck and showing up late every day for my senior year
And then proceeding to ace all the exams

i mean german school is ez tho
just pay a little attention in class and you are gucci
He’d also probably be super fat if it wasn’t for the alcoholism, it makes him feel full so he barely eats, plus he gets exercise from the work
Our family is fairly prone to being overweight
id rather be fat then alcoholic tbh
Can’t work a labor job easily if you’re fat though
I'd rather be alcoholic than fat
Tho I don't know any skinny alcoholics
All of them are fat
i know a lot of alcoholics (bc german) and i don't wanna be alcoholic
that shit is ass
Not saying it's good
Usually that’s the water weight from the liquor itself
Or guilt eating
I would just hate seeing myself fat
Last time I went to a doctor for a full medical checkup main thing I remembered was they said that I got an overactive metabolism from my dad most likely
Main reason why I’m also skinny apparently
Last time for full checkup thingy doc asked me if i smoke
Me: yes
doc: didn't notice that
well nice
Bruhh
-i have that too and i hate it
Good doctor I'd say
I’ve been stuck at 138lbs for the past year so far
Neither eating nor dieting changes it much
How much is that in kg?
62.6
thats skinny af
Wow
I weight fucking 50kg dude
I almost can't get to 60 even if i am close
I'm somehow skinnier
Yeh
But then again, I'm also very short
My dad is both shorter and skinnier then me
HOW
Woah
Wait....what
how do ppl survive that
I’m 5 foot 10 inches, he’s shorter then that
My family is notoriously short
I’m taller then my grandfather too

that sounds so short in freedom units
in cm its not that bad tbh
Ye isnt it a little below 180cm
177
Ye 177 aint bad
see
I am like 175 to like 180cm
I think its above avg height here too

I didn't measure myself in years
It is above average
Everyone I meet these days seems taller regardless
Even though i don't grow anymore felt
i am 6,06955 Feet. Nice funny number
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Average Redditor be like
£12 for bugs
You will eat ze bugs
Bugs
Their everywhere
this dude has to be trolling. he even did the soy face
Eat Ze Bugz
Live in Ze Podz
You Will Own Nothingz and Like it
Whats up with bugs. I could get behind eating them
the proteins are shit
Eh



