🎪bruh-fart

[narrow lotus]

p!infractions @slate crown

[foggy mantle]

PangolinStirfry#0281

Total infractions: 2
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0

MUTE [1 day] | Case [#298]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 08/18/2022 04:07pm UTC
Reason: No reason specified

WARN | Case [#299]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 08/18/2022 04:38pm UTC
Reason: trolling me + that video about war (I don't care if you're vietnamese)

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[heady crow]

hey cropol

whats uupp

[round matrix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1044609822340952174/CatKiss.mp4

[slim osprey]

The sky lol

[narrow lotus]

p!infractions @broken topaz

[foggy mantle]

Cori#6969

This user has no infractions.

[slim osprey]

They are clean 🤮

[round matrix]

nooo way

[heady crow]

haha ur so funny id let you top me

[eager quest]

cori plague to society

[slim osprey]

Real

[round matrix]

Cori should be the most wanted

[slim osprey]

@broken topaz Commit crimes in #🎪bruh-fart

Earn your infractions

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/813660516735778816/1041081528823857232/caeb9d3edc2de8707dfbf3880219c368.gif

[narrow lotus]

p!infractions LonerWolf

[foggy mantle]

LonerWolf#6125

This user has no infractions.

[round matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-smirk-smile-evil-gif-24181085

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/756215029275295904/1013249086494875648/togif.gif

[heady crow]

me

[round matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-mw2-stare-modern-warfare-gif-27074552

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-mw2-cod-mw2ghost-cod-ghost-ghost-stare-stare-gif-27067874

[woeful lance]

same

[slim osprey]

I got more where that came from

[narrow lotus]

p!infractions Kit

[foggy mantle]

Kit the Eight-Tailed#1352

This user has no infractions.

[round matrix]

Kit Kat no warns

[narrow lotus]

what

[round matrix]

cmon man

[eager quest]

im not letting anyone see that

[ocean pulsar]

dude i was watching that

[round matrix]

dont delete that

[slim osprey]

Bro don't delete it

[narrow lotus]

stop playing with fire or u get it

[eager quest]

i will dm but not send it here

[round matrix]

I was fucking watching tat

[woeful lance]

because they haven't caught me yet

[ocean pulsar]

I was USING my EYEBALLS

on THAT

[eager quest]

its just offensive

asf

[ocean pulsar]

i dare you

[round matrix]

just fucking be a man

[narrow lotus]

u will get a hole but not the one u expect

[ocean pulsar]

i double dare you

[heady crow]

be a man ghosty

[slim osprey]

Be a man

[heady crow]

you have ghost pfp

be a man

[slim osprey]

Commit the crimes in front of the police

[round matrix]

brother

[slim osprey]

What are they going to do?

[ocean pulsar]

ghosty when your nuts drop come back here

[slim osprey]

Mute you for 24hs?

No punishment will ever be enough

[eager quest]

i am romanian now that i think about it

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/boobs-bonk-anime-cute-gif-23327772

[eager quest]

least i can do is spoiler

but its relatively offensive

nothing else

[broken topaz]

no infractions

because im wholesome

and innocent

of any crimes

[slim osprey]

Commit crimes dumbass

Oh shit

[broken topaz]

no

[eager quest]

AHAHAHHA

[slim osprey]

I'm exiled

[round matrix]

spread what?

[broken topaz]

i even played gamma today

so I cant be a brainfart exile

[slim osprey]

Ledy this is no punishment for me

[ocean pulsar]

this is so softcore

[slim osprey]

I don't speak in any other places

[narrow lotus]

tag me to get it removed

[ocean pulsar]

I thought I was gonna see like a cartel skull live degloving or something

[slim osprey]

I'll tag you if there's a brainfart vc I'd like to join

Oh wait I can't see vc channels

[eager quest]

bruh i said offensive

[slim osprey]

[eager quest]

not anything physical

[round matrix]

damn I watched till the end, my man was tripping for that head being snapped

[ocean pulsar]

but words are violence!

[round matrix]

wait wait

[ocean pulsar]

what

[round matrix]

where was that recorded

[eager quest]

poland

[round matrix]

OH SHIT

[eager quest]

pretty sure

[round matrix]

my country

based

[ocean pulsar]

poland is very based

I like poland

[round matrix]

that english was perfect from a cameraman

[ocean pulsar]

true he must've consumed a lot of minecraft youtubers as a small child

[eager quest]

its just a polish dude (i think) making fun of americans and insulting them

[round matrix]

I still have my slavic accent when speaking english

[eager quest]

which i dont disagree with

[round matrix]

based

[woeful lance]

honestly given that most foreigners only really see urbanites on the internet because theyre all terminally online im not surprised that's what they think we're all like

i
despise
urbanites

[ocean pulsar]

honestly I'll probably move out the city when i set myself up

I want to oonga boonga in the forest and fulfil my destiny

[slim osprey]

The masculine urge to wander off into the woods never to be seen again

[ocean pulsar]

the masculine urge to bang rocks together and join our forefathers in digging really big holes

[slim osprey]

Yo this reminded me

[woeful lance]

i think it was detroit that lost power a few years ago and the entire city was under blackout and people were calling the police to report seeing shit in the sky
they were seeing stars because there was no more light pollution

[slim osprey]

I once smashed two rocks together to get a smaller rock that was inside one of them

[eager quest]

in ohio that would've been a flying behemoth creature

[slim osprey]

Literal monky behavior

[ocean pulsar]

that's fuckin sick

[slim osprey]

I still got the smaller rock

Hold on

[ocean pulsar]

I wish I had a mud eating childhood rather than an internet childhood ngl

[slim osprey]

I had both

[ocean pulsar]

drink out a rusty water pump childhood

[eager quest]

the world is so peaceful for those without internet

[ocean pulsar]

frfr

[stone blade]

alooo

[narrow lotus]

True they dont have sleeping troubles because of 5G

[ocean pulsar]

People from campulung moldovenesc be like

[woeful lance]

yeah until the wild animals show up

[ocean pulsar]

you eat them

???

hello

[woeful lance]

we had coyotes pretty bad when i lived out on the cotton fields

i dont think i wanna eat coyote

[slim osprey]

I got this rock by smashing two bigger rocks together

[heady crow]

cute hands

[ocean pulsar]

you shoot them with .300 blackout and get on with your life

[slim osprey]

Hand reveal lol

[plucky void]

r i n g

[heady crow]

i wonder how it feels when you go through my hair with them

[slim osprey]

Gay)

[eager quest]

these two are engaging in live homosexual acts

[slim osprey]

It'll feel good tho

I was just sharing a rock

[woeful lance]

i dont regret moving to the suburbs but i do really miss the unpolluted night sky

[ocean pulsar]

wish we could share THE "Rock"

yknow

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/FPv0KXdNxao

[plucky void]

https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/z140gn/to_lie_about_the_conditions_of_your_worker_slave/

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/415654582572679170/1043485620703596565/20221119_131857.gif

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-durden-sigma-yes-and-gif-25854888

[heady crow]

idk i think its hot

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/720323782816038934/963167547233030184/a2d2771-1.gif

[slim osprey]

Good

[woeful lance]

john oliver

[slim osprey]

Me rn

[ocean pulsar]

i dont speak bulgarian

[slim osprey]

Close but not bulgarian

Still third world tho

[ocean pulsar]

ok I don't speak the united arab emirates

[slim osprey]

No no

More poor

[ocean pulsar]

ok I don't speak Libyan

[slim osprey]

Not so poor

[woeful lance]

i dont speak

[ocean pulsar]

give me a fucking continent

or something

[slim osprey]

It spanish

Want me to translate?

[ocean pulsar]

no!

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[slim osprey]

Okay okay

[grim radish]

Anyone ever do cocaine?

[slim osprey]

I'll leave y'all with the cryptic message then

[grim radish]

Thanks ltg

[slim osprey]

What the dog doin

[ocean pulsar]

me with zaza

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/zaza-phasmophobia-leaf-gif-26155094

[heady crow]

didnt have the og vid

[slim osprey]

The good ending

[woeful lance]

god i hate the punisher skulls

[ocean pulsar]

I hate SUV's on a deeply rooted level

[woeful lance]

especially the back the blue ones

[slim osprey]

I hate people

I should commit mass murder

[woeful lance]

i hate everyone including myself

especially myself

[ocean pulsar]

I love life and I love people but I want to strangle SUV owners

[slim osprey]

No don't hate yourself you so sexy haha

[slim osprey]

Based tbh

Fucking ford owners too

[woeful lance]

i said a naughty word and discord crashed lmao

[slim osprey]

What word?

[woeful lance]

whore)

[ocean pulsar]

woah naughty naughty!!!

[slim osprey]

Woah

[ocean pulsar]

how dare you call promiscuous women that word

[slim osprey]

We don't take kindly to naughty words in here

[woeful lance]

i wasn't calling a w*man that

[wind forum]

Something wrong?

[ocean pulsar]

then which one of the 45.873.192.223.564 genders were you calling out

[woeful lance]

male

[ocean pulsar]

male is sex not gemndernm!!

[plucky void]

nevermind the interview itself and the message it contains, right

[slim osprey]

Boytoy is gender

[plucky void]

oh no creeeeeeeeenj

[woeful lance]

there is only two sexes
the sex i have with your mom
and the sex i have with my dad

[slim osprey]

Ain't no way

@broken topaz Hey look this person fucks their dad like you

[woeful lance]

[slim osprey]

You two might get along

[woeful lance]

jokes aside i have not spoken with my father since i was 18

[slim osprey]

A

[wind forum]

Actual fatherless behavior

[woeful lance]

yeah

[slim osprey]

I was trying not to say that

[slim osprey]

Fake

I grew up with a father and still ended like that

[broken topaz]

i dont fuck my daaaad

[woeful lance]

my poor relationship with my parents has led me to becoming a bottom and i will not forgive them for this

[broken topaz]

neither do i want to

[slim osprey]

You fuck your own dad

[eager quest]

skill issue

[slim osprey]

You have fantasies about him

[broken topaz]

I do not

[eager quest]

cori wants to receive it from anyone

[slim osprey]

That's what a person who fucks their own dad would say

[broken topaz]

You guys are the second gaming community

that thinks this

[slim osprey]

You came in here

And said incest wasn't that morally incorrect

[woeful lance]

knows*

[slim osprey]

And then mentioned some shit about your dad and your cousin

[grim radish]

Bruh I had no idea Evan Peters was in the Office

[broken topaz]

THE NOTES LIE

YOU WRITE LIE IN THE NOTE

[somber warren]

notes never lie

[slim osprey]

The notes never lie

See? They don't lie

[ionic hatch]

[somber warren]

i am wearing socks that are as long as my arm, does this make me a femboy?

[slim osprey]

Yes

[somber warren]

FUCK

[ionic hatch]

yeah

[woeful lance]

i will not tell you who this note is on

[broken topaz]

its not me

[slim osprey]

You went down the pipeline

[ionic hatch]

probably the macrocelebrity

[somber warren]

but they are so warm and i have a cold

[slim osprey]

[eager quest]

sorry my cat again

[slim osprey]

I saw that

[slim osprey]

Real

[ionic hatch]

[slim osprey]

Ain't no way

[somber warren]

@ionic hatch congrats, you are now in my friend list ( i never check my friend list)

[eager quest]

choose my faction in gamma

now

[somber warren]

Loner or CS

[woeful lance]

renegades

[slim osprey]

Freedumb

[ionic hatch]

socialicing

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/rd_btc-yes-yes-chad-gif-21817430

[ionic hatch]

I'm just friending the people I think are dope

[slim osprey]

Cool

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-thanks-thank-you-so-much-keanu-reeves-gif-21952233

[slim osprey]

I made it to the list

Truly a testament of my status as a macrocelebrity

[somber warren]

Hey mom! a girl thinks i am dope! Yes get the camera!!

[slim osprey]

First time?

[somber warren]

no but acting like it is the first time feels better

[ionic hatch]

[slim osprey]

Based

Cori I see you typing

Say whatever you were going to say

[broken topaz]

Noooooo

[slim osprey]

Say it

Don't be a pussy

[broken topaz]

I was tabbed into discord by accident

i wasnt meaning to type here

[slim osprey]

Excuses

I know your bottom ass is scared to speak

[ionic hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044618203596333087/1044618518445969459/unknown.png

[woeful lance]

bottom
bottom text

[broken topaz]

I was just trying to type in some code

and accidentally tabbed into discord

instead of vs code

[ionic hatch]

what format

[abstract path]

What does 🥺 mean? Stop speaking bottom

[slim osprey]

You got the programming/coding socks?

[ionic hatch]

me irl

[abstract path]

Also today i met an anti-fascist

[somber warren]

Nerd

[ionic hatch]

ANTIFA LMAO

[woeful lance]

do you got the programmer socks on

[ionic hatch]

[abstract path]

What about it

[somber warren]

let me guess that guy was a facist lol

[broken topaz]

I dont have the programmer socks on

because im in bed

[abstract path]

No?

[broken topaz]

coding on my laptop

[ionic hatch]

dont get involved with the Antifa commie cucks

[somber warren]

Real

[abstract path]

Hm

[ionic hatch]

if you tell em dicksucking is homosexual they will shoot you with a glock and miss

[slim osprey]

Breaking safety measures

[abstract path]

That's none of your business

[slim osprey]

I don't know if I would call that based

[eager quest]

why did you show up

my day is ruined

[abstract path]

Good

[eager quest]

i guess thats one talent you have

[woeful lance]

and hit one of their own guys

[abstract path]

Not my problem

[eager quest]

the only

[ionic hatch]

I'm not going to bring up the Kenosha kid because the mods will lynch me

[eager quest]

haha

owner lost his skateboard

who wants it now

im selling

[ionic hatch]

ayo?

I bid 5 dolla

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/resisting-the-urge-amongus-resisting-the-urge-to-not-say-amongus-to-not-say-say-gif-26292059

[eager quest]

there were memes of that after it happened

[ionic hatch]

I know

kenosha kid is based as fuck

[slim osprey]

I will refrain from stating my opinion in case mods are watching

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-amogus-mongus-amonculus-i-am-rapidly-approaching-you-gif-23047977

[uncut obsidian]

who are watching?

[woeful lance]

shoots 3 antifa rioters
hits 2 pedos and a kidnapper

[somber warren]

Classic

[slim osprey]

Real

[woeful lance]

hey at least the first one died doing what he loved
chasing after minors

[abstract path]

Tbh

I'd rather suck a cock then have shitty oppinions

[abstract path]

Let that sink in.

[broken topaz]

you probably do both tho

[woeful lance]

but you already do both

[broken topaz]

ayyy

[slim osprey]

Don't you suck dick already?

[somber warren]

based

[ionic hatch]

madirex check your DM

[abstract path]

Not yet

[ionic hatch]

virgin looking mf

[abstract path]

You know very well i want to

[ionic hatch]

nvm your underage

[slim osprey]

[abstract path]

Legal in germany

[eager quest]

get out

[slim osprey]

I don't actually

I don't wanna know either

[abstract path]

I'll take ya with me

[ionic hatch]

bruh shut the fuck up

[abstract path]

Not my father

[somber warren]

stop talking shit

[abstract path]

Nor any parental figure

[somber warren]

its not

[eager quest]

which

[woeful lance]

[somber warren]

just more accaptable then in the us

[abstract path]

yeah I'm weird

[ionic hatch]

age of consent in europe in general is fucking 18

[eager quest]

crystal either has 2 fathers or none

[woeful lance]

no you straight up stupid

[abstract path]

That's an oppinion but not the truth

[ornate tulip]

Hello meme stealers. I am going into 4chan and I require your dankest memes.

[ionic hatch]

don't tell me your a "witch" or believe in constellations

[abstract path]

I fortunately am not a witch

Lol

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-drama-discorddrama-gif-22395692

[ionic hatch]

do you believe in magic rocks or constellations

[abstract path]

What the fuck are constellations

[ionic hatch]

bro I'm dead

[woeful lance]

interest in "runes" and "magic" does not make you quirky and unique it makes you straight dummy

[slim osprey]

[ionic hatch]

What does make you interesting and quirky is being interested in military vehicles

[slim osprey]

No

[abstract path]

Yeah as a man

[broken topaz]

that also makes you retarded

[somber warren]

real

[abstract path]

Seeeee

[ionic hatch]

shut up your a dutch femboy

[broken topaz]

im not even dutch

[slim osprey]

Assaulting government officials makes you quirky and interesting

[ionic hatch]

^^

[slim osprey]

Having said that

[ionic hatch]

THE FEDS ARE IN THE WALLS

[slim osprey]

Who wanna bomb the white house with me?

[abstract path]

Me

[ionic hatch]

in minecraft right

[ornate tulip]

I got bath bombs.

[somber warren]

HELL YEAH

[slim osprey]

In minecraft of course

[eager quest]

you know what

im gonna play duty or mercenary

[swift scarab]

Time to have a riot in the US Capitol Buildings again

[somber warren]

DOOOOOOTY

[slim osprey]

It won't be a riot this time

[ornate tulip]

Both got good drip

[ornate tulip]

I am going to put all the trash cans upside down so in order to fix them, they either have to spill all the trash, or put in a lot more effort than they think would be worth to keep it from spilling!

[stone blade]

OwO

[slim osprey]

Fill the place with pipe bombs

[woeful lance]

i have information that will lead to the arrest of hillary clinton

[ionic hatch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/369149487056289793/1044132408779341865/trim.F854A8FA-7D47-4277-B4E5-55C6B87AC9F7.mov

[ornate tulip]

If I'm gonna detonate it, I'm gonna go all the way and pull a red faction gorilla with a garbage truck.

[pastel quartz]

I used the shotgun. You know why? Cause the shot gun doesn't miss, and unlike the shitty hybrid 5.56 AK it stops a mutant in their tracks in two hits. Bang, bang, and they're fucking done. I use four shots just to make damn sure. Because, once again, I'm not there to coddle a buncha bandit scum sucking fucks, I'm there to 1) Survive the fucking zone. 2) collect the artefacts. So you can absolutely get fucked. If I get to pripyat, which I won't, you can guarantee I will continue to use the shotgun to apprehend monoliths. Because it's quick, clean and effective as fuck. Why in the seven hells would I fuck around with the ARs, which take half a mag just to bring someone down, or with the snipers which are slow as balls, impossible to aim and do about next to jack shit, fuck all. The shotgun is the superior zone clearing weapon. Because it stops mutants. And it stops mutants by reducing the number of mutants roaming the fucking zone.

[trim pilot]

as someone who used to work at an aquarium i can assure you the fish would probably think your dick is a worm and that would not be a pleasant experience for you

[somber warren]

I'm not a bad human, if the fish wants a gloryhole who am i to deny it?

[stone blade]

?????

who are half of these no name people

[ornate tulip]

No named people?

[somber warren]

he means ppl that are not usualy here

[ionic hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/867090703300820992/1044541670055747624/MazA3dDlCfWxmQBj.mp4

[somber warren]

ppl with lifes

[stone blade]

this

🤝

[slim osprey]

Ppl without infractions

[woeful lance]

bro i posted that like 20 minutes ago stop stealing my stolen memes

[somber warren]

that one hit close to home...

[ionic hatch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/955038990770270248/1044468044006703104/atf_crack.mp4

[somber warren]

maybe i should post yoda crushing his cock with a rock

[stone blade]

mf dont know how the internet works

ROOKIE MISTAKE

[stone blade]

always steal memes
and always repost them in the save server after 5 minutes

[ornate tulip]

-I hate pattern recognition! I hate pattern recognition! I hate pattern recognition! I hate pattern recognition! I hate pattern recognition! I hate pattern recognition! -

[swift scarab]

Me when I was a Mercenary and I had to get through Rostok (Duty didn’t want me there in the slightest)

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-amogus-mongus-amonculus-i-am-rapidly-approaching-you-gif-23047977

[slim osprey]

Like it first

Be a good man

react it

[ornate tulip]

Bold of you to assume I'm a good man.

[slim osprey]

You are a fucking femboy

[woeful lance]

i wilk throw hands if someone talks shit on KotH

[ornate tulip]

Jokes on you, I'm an average American! Being a femboy would be preferable

[woeful lance]

nobody disses the texas anime

[ionic hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/ohshit2011221-gif-25435659

[slim osprey]

"American"

[ornate tulip]

Oh thank God. The joke that is my life is funny!

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/merica-america-murcia-usa-drink-gif-22422112

[somber warren]

njet

rifle is fine

[woeful lance]

look what they did to my boy

[ionic hatch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/846103580250341376/1043252388020097024/image.png?width=687&height=664

[woeful lance]

rodents of unusual size

[plucky void]

Man-sized rats? Preposterous

report to the nearest inquisitor at once

[somber warren]

Bless Sigmar!

[ornate tulip]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/610583184769286394/886470873928843334/COME.mp4

[somber warren]

that made me laugh, and cough at the same time

it hurts

send help

[ornate tulip]

I apologize.

[swift scarab]

Man I can’t even have regular dreams anymore

[slim osprey]

You have dreams?

[ornate tulip]

As in sleep dreams or dreams of what you want to be in life?

[swift scarab]

Not very often anymore, and they’re usually weird

[swift scarab]

Sleeping

[slim osprey]

Based and same

[somber warren]

i always forget what i dream

[ornate tulip]

Mine is lame ass sleep dreams. It's real life what I do remember. Starts out normal, gets a little wacky at the end.

[woeful lance]

i havent been able to have normal dreams in years
its always either horny dream or traumatic nightmare that i will spend months trying to forget

[ornate tulip]

Then I wake up.

[slim osprey]

My dreams consist of death

And that's about it

Rarely dream anyways

[somber warren]

you do, you just forget

[slim osprey]

Yeah yeah I know the whole deal with dreams

I don't feel like saying specific shit, everyone understands what I mean

[swift scarab]

The most recent one involved a mixture of surviving some generic horror game, then transitioned to going at Mach Fast in a random Rally Car, and then at that point I realized it was a dream and quite literally stared at a wall until I woke up

[swift scarab]

I never get horny dreams anymore

[ornate tulip]

You guys have horny dreams?

[swift scarab]

Always horror or just weird

[vivid edge]

I do yeah

[slim osprey]

Sometimes

[vivid edge]

sadly they just dreams

[slim osprey]

But they are very rare

And I don't like em

[somber warren]

horny dreams are ass, you just wake up horny

[swift scarab]

I assume I don’t get them cause I haven’t actually had sex yet

[ornate tulip]

Man, is the apathy of "I'll never find love" so powerful that not even dreams will protect me?

[somber warren]

virgin

[ornate tulip]

Don't worry, Im in the same boat.

You're not alone.

[swift scarab]

My own standards prevent me from automatically laughing and calling you a furry in return

[swift scarab]

[somber warren]

could be worse

you could call me american

[ionic hatch]

VIRGIN!

[eager igloo]

Mine don't

Haha furry

[broken topaz]

ඞ

[slim osprey]

AMOGUS

[woeful lance]

kill

[slim osprey]

SUS

IMPOSTOR SUSSY

[broken topaz]

sussy

[eager quest]

ok im gonna play mercenary

cuz theyre badass

[woeful lance]

fuck her right in the sussy

[slim osprey]

"Her"?

[ornate tulip]

Throws them out the airlock

[slim osprey]

Nah bro

Him

[urban ocean]

Trust me bro, you just have to binge 10 years of content before it gets really good.

[slim osprey]

Fuck men

[woeful lance]

no

fuck me

[slim osprey]

Bet

[ionic hatch]

dropped one piece after 3 episodes

[woeful lance]

pound my shittoris

[swift scarab]

I think I’ll watch JoJo instead, at least it’s realistically long

[slim osprey]

No way

You just said shittoris

[slim osprey]

JoJo good

You should watch it

[ornate tulip]

My brother has shown clips of it to me. I don't understand it.

[slim osprey]

That's the point

Everything going on with jojo is wacky

[ornate tulip]

But at the same time I completely understand esoteric memes.

[woeful lance]

jojo is good i just wish the writers would put in a dog without killing it

[ionic hatch]

watch black lagoon

[somber warren]

i enjoyed Demon Slayer (as a dude who does not watch anime)

[slim osprey]

Demon Slayer is alright

[swift scarab]

Isn’t one of the side characters a talking dog at one point or something

I can’t remember

[ornate tulip]

I've seen FMA, Naruto, and uhhh.

[slim osprey]

The final fights are always well animated and choreographed

[somber warren]

I love Detective Conan. Shit is fucking based

[ionic hatch]

Jormungand is also really good

[woeful lance]

||yeah but he dies too||

[slim osprey]

Iggy

My beloved

[ornate tulip]

I see a pattern. Lots of guns and explosives.

[ionic hatch]

I HATE THE GOVERNMENT

[slim osprey]

Real

[somber warren]

Real

[ornate tulip]

Because they make you pay taxes?

[somber warren]

Fuck Taxes

[ionic hatch]

because they don't let me own my own forklift

[ornate tulip]

That is a perfectly valid and understandable reason.

[somber warren]

wait for real

[swift scarab]

Figured as much

[somber warren]

thats ass

[swift scarab]

[ionic hatch]

yeah

or I highly recommend GATE

[wind forum]

/k/ wank

I was about to say same as The Gate

[eager igloo]

Weebs

[somber warren]

20 k and you are good to go

[eager igloo]

[ionic hatch]

I just spend 20K in my fucking car

[wind forum]

You could have at least said Genocidal Organ and I would have thought you remotely had taste

[ionic hatch]

[ionic hatch]

sorry I like realistic guns

[swift scarab]

Who tf is gonna spend 20k on a forklift

[ionic hatch]

me

[somber warren]

should have spend 20k on a forklift

[ornate tulip]

People who really want a forklift.

Aka Alice.

[swift scarab]

Figures

[ionic hatch]

do you know, how CHEAP 20K is for a fucking forklift?

thats a fucking steal

[swift scarab]

Do you know how expensive that is to someone looking for a job with little success

[ionic hatch]

our company forklifts are 60K a piece, and at least 150K for the 5 ton sideloader

[wind forum]

A forklift can let you do things a car cant

[somber warren]

goddamn

[wind forum]

Worth it honestly

[woeful lance]

its probably made of chinesium that will fail upon attempting to lift more than 100 pounds

[ionic hatch]

I only drive Premium shit

[ornate tulip]

There are wholesale battery forklifts for only 7k USD. Course, I got no forklift knowledge or qualifications so.

[ionic hatch]

I got both forklift qualification and knowledge

same for the side loader

[somber warren]

i watched an educational "how to drive forklift" video once

[ionic hatch]

only machine I hardly fit in

[somber warren]

so i guess i have qualification

[ornate tulip]

I found this monster.

[ionic hatch]

I drove that one once in Greece

[wind forum]

I got laid off before they trained me on the forklift

[ionic hatch]

I got laid because of my forklift license

[ornate tulip]

And you're a (claimed) female so.

[somber warren]

understandable tbh

[slim osprey]

What being forklift certified does to a mf

[somber warren]

having a forklift licence is hot af

[eager igloo]

How tall r u

[ionic hatch]

6'4

192cm

[eager igloo]

WHAT

[ionic hatch]

get fucked midget

[somber warren]

Fucking Unit

[eager igloo]

I don't believe you

[devout hull]

6'4, ripped, forklift certified.

[ornate tulip]

Damn it. I wanna be at least 6'0 but my spine surgery probably won't let me.

[ionic hatch]

then don't, I'm dutch, what can you expect

[ornate tulip]

[ionic hatch]

dutch people are tall in general

[plucky void]

we still going on about this

[eager igloo]

I have only once met a woman taller than me

[ionic hatch]

skill issue

I constantly meet people who are taller than me here

[ornate tulip]

Google reinforces this claim.

[ionic hatch]

2 fucking meters

granted, they are construction workers

[somber warren]

my first gf was 2 meters, she carried me

was a bit wierd tbh

but funny

[heady crow]

Sounds hot

[slim osprey]

Lmao

[ionic hatch]

@eager igloo get fucked american

midget

[slim osprey]

That'd be me with my gf if she had the strength for it

[somber warren]

Train her

[slim osprey]

No

[ionic hatch]

go to the gym with her

[slim osprey]

I am training myself

[eager igloo]

I'm polish ya lowland twat

[slim osprey]

I will carry her everywhere

[ionic hatch]

POLSKA PIEROGI

no wonder you are short

[somber warren]

[slim osprey]

[wind forum]

[somber warren]

imagine being short lol

[heady crow]

[ionic hatch]

imagine

[heady crow]

Imagine

[slim osprey]

Moth

[plucky void]

all the people

[ornate tulip]

What generational Soviet occupation does to a mf (this is very sad and I hope that they live a better life in a free Polish nation)

[ionic hatch]

^^

[ornate tulip]

M o f f

[eager igloo]

I'm 180 tho

[ionic hatch]

you don't even reach my chin

[wind forum]

Cm or kilos?

[ionic hatch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044618203596333087/1044618518445969459/unknown.png

[plucky void]

on the upside he's not an inbred abomination

[ionic hatch]

average brit

[eager igloo]

I don't feel bad by being shorter than a mutant, wtf

[ionic hatch]

[slim osprey]

Y'all worry too much about height

[plucky void]

what insecurity does to a mf

especially the tall ones

[ionic hatch]

clearly hasn't been to the Dutch experimental people plant

[somber warren]

193 cm isn't even that big tbh

you just all smoll

[ionic hatch]

ikr

[plucky void]

they need the height or they'll drown standing

[eager quest]

i got scoliosis

but im still growing

[plucky void]

living below sea level and all that

[wind forum]

Growing sideways

[plucky void]

[dreamy hornet]

Shortsighted

[eager quest]

i am in fact growing inwards

fixing my life

i also like going to gym

[wind forum]

Im proud of you

[plucky void]

imagine not having a fixed life from birth

wait, I can't imagine that

[eager quest]

i am romanian

Tale of Two Wastelands

romania and bulgaria

[wind forum]

Lmao

[plucky void]

at least you got Dracula

[slim osprey]

Who was in Paris?

[wind forum]

Chief Keef

[heady crow]

Fellas

Keeg 💀

[wind forum]

💀

😭

[eager igloo]

Doodes

[ionic hatch]

literal american

[somber warren]

time for another liter of tea

i hope it helps

but prob just gonna piss like a mule

[ionic hatch]

try protein shakes

[ornate tulip]

Cheers

[slim osprey]

Tea?

Ew brits

[somber warren]

i have a cold xD

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-movie-joker-phoenix-joaquin-you-get-what-you-fucking-deserve-gif-15298100

[somber warren]

i don't wanna go to the gym rn

[heady crow]

Try protein shakes

[ionic hatch]

[somber warren]

Shut up everything hurts

[ornate tulip]

I'd recommend sunlight.

[ionic hatch]

SKILL ISSUE

[ornate tulip]

It helps with recovery.

[plucky void]

don't listen to the snu snu

[somber warren]

girls don't know what a cold does to a men

[heady crow]

Death by?

[ionic hatch]

I don't get colds

[ornate tulip]

So you don't have experience.

[ionic hatch]

(had a cold 3 weeks ago)

[ornate tulip]

Oh.

[slim osprey]

I rarely get sick but when I do I always get close to death

[somber warren]

This

[slim osprey]

Literally live by "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

[ornate tulip]

S u n l i g h t h e l p s

It lets your body produce vitamin D.

[somber warren]

bro its dark af outside

[round matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/death-die-dying-gif-22239156

[somber warren]

and cold

[slim osprey]

My brother in christ, I am sitting in sunlight rn

[ornate tulip]

When it's not dark out?

Make sure to also eat veggies. Saute some spinach or pan fry them if possible. Just don't boil em.

[round matrix]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M75VLQuFPrY

[ornate tulip]

I got some basic ideas to help if you want to know em

[somber warren]

Spinach is good

yeah sure tell me why not

[ornate tulip]

So, vitamins, water, sunlight, food.

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/scarlet-witch-avengers-endgame-you-took-everything-from-me-gif-14666660

[ornate tulip]

Water is obvious, need it to stay alive. Make it room temperature warm if you're cold.

[ornate tulip]

Multivitamins in the same boat. Just good for health. If you can stomach it, oil of oregano is amazing. I've used it plenty and it helps so bloody much. Get capsules.

[round matrix]

be honest how many of you get banned here and just came back with alt account

[ornate tulip]

Eating good, healthy food is important. It doesn't have to be complex. Frozen broccoli baked in the oven with butter and salt works.

[slim osprey]

All of us

Don't tell the moderators tho

[ornate tulip]

And sunlight. By the sun you need it. Not only does it make your body healthier by giving you much needed vitamins, it just makes you happier because the human body is designed to see and feel it. When it's up anyways.

[round matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/rainn-wilson-shh-secret-prank-gif-17131726

[urban ocean]

Yup, I still have to watch the second half of Stone Ocean

[somber warren]

so the basics lol

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs3-metal-gear-gif-18665458

[ornate tulip]

It's incredibly obvious, I know, but it's hard to remember.

[somber warren]

food is gonna be hard, not hungry at all xD

[ornate tulip]

Nibbles.

Cheese with a bit of meat.

[round matrix]

@broken topaz being checked if he is a girl because he looks like one

[broken topaz]

i have a penis

[wind forum]

Barely

[round matrix]

[somber warren]

no way me too

insane

[ornate tulip]

Bro, same.

Can't believe it.

[slim osprey]

The real question is, how big?

[real tinsel]

how many do you have

[slim osprey]

Can you tuck?

[round matrix]

what could that mean!

[somber warren]

smoll

[broken topaz]

18 cm i think

[round matrix]

it was 14 before, stop adding

[slim osprey]

Make it smaller

[somber warren]

what do you mean you think

you either know it or you don't

[broken topaz]

you guys were putting it at 14

not me

[ornate tulip]

Man, this shit is wild.

[round matrix]

someone screenshot his message

[slim osprey]

HRT will make it smaller, don't worry

[wind forum]

Jarvis, search all messages by Cori regarding 'cage'

[round matrix]

go up in history

[broken topaz]

it will

[stone blade]

👋

💗 🤝

[ornate tulip]

Hello there

[round matrix]

the most wanted man

[broken topaz]

Results: 1 message

[stone blade]

true.

[broken topaz]

thats the one

I was joking

[somber warren]

yeah sure

keep saying that

smoll dick energy

[stone blade]

[ornate tulip]

Well anything below 12 inches in this day and age is small.

What porn desensitization does to a mf

[slim osprey]

Don't worry

[wind forum]

You may be they/them but that cock is only a c/m

[slim osprey]

Women can't tell how big dicks really are

[somber warren]

bitches be like i want 20cm
can't handle it

[slim osprey]

This

[somber warren]

uhhh stop it hurts

[slim osprey]

Literally this

I hate it so much

[broken topaz]

I couldnt either

[slim osprey]

Bitches act like they want a 30cm dick

And then get scared when anything over 15cm shows up

[ornate tulip]

Big = better

Turns out, they can't handle anything bigger than a mortar.

[wind forum]

I need to go to bed I cant discuss penis statistics all say

[ornate tulip]

Go sleep.

[slim osprey]

Real

[broken topaz]

it is

[round matrix]

its your pp

[broken topaz]

its not

[slim osprey]

Smallest dick I knew was 10cm

[ornate tulip]

Compact at least.

[somber warren]

nah there is way smoller

[slim osprey]

I mean from friends

[broken topaz]

I like average sized dicks

[ornate tulip]

How did find out?

[slim osprey]

I know smallest dick in the world is smaller

[slim osprey]

No comment.

[somber warren]

one of my homies has like 5cm.

i feel sorry for him

[slim osprey]

He's a girl now

[broken topaz]

clit

[stone blade]

how much is average for you
fucking 40cm?

[slim osprey]

I am sorry

[round matrix]

its standard

[slim osprey]

But he's no longer he/him, it's she/her now

[round matrix]

changing faster than I can change my pants

[stone blade]

he's not him
because he'll never be him...

[round matrix]

zir zim

[broken topaz]

[slim osprey]

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/senko-san-sewayaki-kitsune-no-gif-18610510

[broken topaz]

[slim osprey]

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

COCK

[slim osprey]

[round matrix]

Officialy I'm He/She/It/Is

[narrow lotus]

Im he/birb/moderator

[stone blade]

I'm your mom

[ornate tulip]

Yes, yes I am!

[stone blade]

I thought you were Romanian

[narrow lotus]

Sadly i still am

[slim osprey]

I'm Niche/Internet/Macrocelebrity

[ornate tulip]

They stole the pronouns

[round matrix]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

[stone blade]

thank god youre not french

[somber warren]

i am half eaten bag of oreos

[ornate tulip]

Man, project Nexus 2 has some good music.

[dusky lintel]

mines 17-18

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/942099369585422366.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

^ literally me

[round matrix]

feelsbadman

[somber warren]

real

[ornate tulip]

Do you require someone to push the swing?

[dusky lintel]

why though

[somber warren]

do be kinda smoll

[round matrix]

Im sorry for his loss of centimeters

[heady crow]

Decided to get it smaller by hopping on estrogen

[dusky lintel]

lmao

sure

[heady crow]

Girlboss ngl

[dusky lintel]

haha

-1cm

trve

[somber warren]

hey that single cm can be important

[round matrix]

every cm matters

[round matrix]

to reach that goal

[dusky lintel]

happily 18cm here is 4cm above average

[round matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/no-donkeys-shrek-gif-16041065

[round matrix]

damn, soo Im high in the sky then

[dusky lintel]

dick size NOW

or dick pic

idk

[round matrix]

22 cm

[dusky lintel]

cap

[somber warren]

Quick everyone post a dick pic

[dusky lintel]

+22 is actually shitty

[slim osprey]

Kinda gay)

[ornate tulip]

I literally laughed at that.

Good meme.

[heady crow]

We need image material

[round matrix]

why doe

[slim osprey]

20+ is already shitty I'mma be honest

[dusky lintel]

yea

[somber warren]

real

[round matrix]

its not gonna rip and tear

tbh

[heady crow]

Well memed my friend

[slim osprey]

Above 15 and below 20 is the sweet spot

You don't gotta worry if you are between those parameters

[somber warren]

i fucked a girl once and made her get her period. Yes that is a thing look it up

[heady crow]

Cropol you aint even a bottom howd you know

[dusky lintel]

cap

[slim osprey]

It might be painful honestly

[somber warren]

google it

[round matrix]

so having more than 20 cm is going to rip the girl apart lul

[slim osprey]

Not gonna kill her, but could be very uncomfortable

[round matrix]

[round matrix]

Idc

[slim osprey]

I know many things

[round matrix]

Pounding is pounding

[dusky lintel]

no i was talking about the "i once fucked a girl" part

[slim osprey]

Some of which I should not know

[heady crow]

Among them a way to my heart

[somber warren]

ok virgin

[ornate tulip]

Imagine getting laid. Couldn't be me.

[slim osprey]

My man you so submissive and breedable

[round matrix]

Im crying everyday in thought that no girl will get my dick

[dusky lintel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/964588307294076988/1018617417397714994/caption-1-6.gif

[slim osprey]

Show us

[round matrix]

naaah

its like holy grail only chosen one can see it

[somber warren]

i belive that tbh

[slim osprey]

I'm not asking you to show us

I'm asking the dude masturbating

Send a vid dude

Do it right here

[round matrix]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/579729473797357580/801452677665914880/MCEcr3HVsM.gif

[dusky lintel]

ight

[midnight tree]

$20 for the nut vids w/ sound bro

[dusky lintel]

this is me rn

[round matrix]

AMBASIIIIIIIIIIN

AMBASIIIIIIIIIIN

[dusky lintel]

anba singh

[pastel quartz]

I'm gonna blowwwwuh

[heady crow]

Mintyyy!! Heyy ^^ :33

Whatsuupp

[pastel quartz]

Haii

Jus woke up so nuffin much

[heady crow]

You slept well?

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doge-sex-meme-gif-17274494

[heady crow]

Me

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[pastel quartz]

Yes yes

[pastel quartz]

Heyyy :3

[slim osprey]

Haii!! ^-^ :33

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-hi-cat-pallas-cat-gif-20652693