🎪bruh-fart

[heady crow]

Were rich

[broken topaz]

shroomies

[slate crown]

mush room

[broken topaz]

[abstract path]

Mush the room

Mushroom

[midnight tree]

I'm gonna mush your room

[broken topaz]

turn my insides into mush dip

fr fr

[abstract path]

Do it

[slate crown]

the moment i saw a guy find compressed gold during the 10 player session, i knew it was over

[midnight tree]

I will demolish your room without a permit

[abstract path]

Idc bout the painnn i endure

[midnight tree]

I am adept with a sledgehammer

[broken topaz]

Is that your dicks nickname

the sledgehammer

[abstract path]

I can sledge your hammer too

[midnight tree]

Yea

[slate crown]

pls use protection before you turn any insides into mash potatoes

[midnight tree]

All head, no shaft

[broken topaz]

Of course

Gotta use a mouth guard

[midnight tree]

Like a hammer

[abstract path]

Nooo i don't wan the bonk q~q

[broken topaz]

and make sure the rope is fastened

so you dont toss around

[slate crown]

shiet my gf is so paranoid i need to wear 2

[abstract path]

Wtf

[broken topaz]

Thats not how that works pango

[abstract path]

I feel sorry for u

[midnight tree]

You're gonna need some hi-vis gear

[slate crown]

that's what im saying

[abstract path]

[broken topaz]

It literally is the opposite of safe

[abstract path]

Just pump

[broken topaz]

Thats why my bf and I dont use any protection

[stone blade]

alo

gm

[slate crown]

but she didn't know back then so it was ok after i explained it to her

[broken topaz]

Good man

[midnight tree]

Good boy, even

[broken topaz]

You do look very cute brüno

my little finish sauna boy

[midnight tree]

I ain't never met no motherfucker more stubborn than me ngl

[slate crown]

my sauna goblin can't possibly be this cute

[broken topaz]

we should play gae chicken haha

[abstract path]

Tbh i kinda wanna look like that now

[abstract path]

Wait till you meet my bf

[midnight tree]

The docking kind?

[abstract path]

He is literally so stubborn

[broken topaz]

i cant dock

sorry

[abstract path]

But that's what i like about him

[midnight tree]

Nuh uh

[broken topaz]

we can touch tips tho

[midnight tree]

Dam

[slate crown]

swordfighting with the homies

[abstract path]

Dickfight

[broken topaz]

may the strongest dick win

[abstract path]

Btw dick means fat

[midnight tree]

Image getting your foreskin lopped off am i right fellas

[broken topaz]

[abstract path]

So does that mean we will throw eachother with fat?

[abstract path]

Oh....jeez

[broken topaz]

Its okay I still cum in 2 minutes while sex

still plenty sensitive

[midnight tree]

I got that portable sleeping bag type beat

[narrow lotus]

balls

[abstract path]

So i can carry you?

[slate crown]

balls

[abstract path]

Balls🤝

[narrow lotus]

[midnight tree]

Yeah i can't wait to meet your bf

If you know what i mean

[stone blade]

Alo

bawlz

[broken topaz]

ey cabron

i need to see your bawlz

[narrow lotus]

back then : I came late because i did extra reps at the gym WHAT U GONNA DO ??

now : sowwy the saloon was full so i had to wait my turn to do my eyebrowsss

[stone blade]

hands them over

ball inspection?

🤨

[broken topaz]

good volume

nice shape

10/10

[stone blade]

tyty

💗

[abstract path]

Sorry their for customers only

[broken topaz]

i can pay

[midnight tree]

Now let's do the durability test

[broken topaz]

[narrow lotus]

healthy balls best balls

[broken topaz]

Lets see how they perform under the hydraulic press

[midnight tree]

Yeah i got a pretty good scrote

[abstract path]

What will you pay

[broken topaz]

what do you charge

[trim pilot]

big buff tf2 men with tick tock by joji playingh

[abstract path]

Hmmmmm

Teeth

Jkjk

[broken topaz]

i can bite em

if thats what you want

[narrow lotus]

[abstract path]

Hm...no

[broken topaz]

[abstract path]

I wamt

Hmmmm

Happiness

[broken topaz]

happiness machine broke

[narrow lotus]

so which ball do u want her to bite

[abstract path]

None

Just balls inspection

[broken topaz]

Thats exactly what i was thinking

[slate crown]

@broken topaz be like:

[broken topaz]

pango thanks for reading my mind once again

❤️

[slate crown]

i sent those 5 minutes ago

about damn time

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/experiment-table-tennis-ball-tweezers-taking-a-closer-look-eyeing-gif-13504712

Me inspecting your ball

(after i removed it)

[slate crown]

ah so that's where my left nut went

[broken topaz]

lance armstrong looking ass

Hmm

what do i play

[slate crown]

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/berserkanime2016teaser-anime-2016-teaser-berserk-gif-5025675

[narrow lotus]

[broken topaz]

hey some people like that

dont judge

[slate crown]

it's ok im one of those people

i can make fun of my own kind

[broken topaz]

god your girlfriend is so lucky

[slate crown]

[broken topaz]

Pango such a catch fr fr

[fading shuttle]

why do you think he is the designated communal cumdump in the situation that brainfart ever meets up

[broken topaz]

We can share this burden

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/2yvOSz-AMyM

[broken topaz]

hot

thank you

[fading shuttle]

nah, your ass aint as phat as his, get outta here

[broken topaz]

im working on it

okay

[fading shuttle]

you are lesser

[broken topaz]

i agree

[slate crown]

nah you never know, might be subverting our expectations

[broken topaz]

pango has S tier ass

i have A tier ass

[fading shuttle]

*B+

[broken topaz]

no

so far all customers were happy

[slate crown]

ass is ass

[fading shuttle]

men can be pleased with rubbing two rocks together

[slate crown]

absolutely

[broken topaz]

my justification as to why im gae

[broken topaz]

ive gotten compliments on it by women

[abstract path]

I want tits that's what

[broken topaz]

same

i got tiny little biddies

[abstract path]

E

Lucky

[broken topaz]

[abstract path]

Cuz i only got a bra and a flat chest for now -~-

[broken topaz]

flat is cool

[abstract path]

How though

I don't like ittt

[broken topaz]

I like all kinds of chest

mostly treasure

[fading shuttle]

medium is premium

[broken topaz]

but also other kinds

[abstract path]

But there is none

,_,

Literally

[midnight tree]

I got a good dumper on me not gonna lie

[slate crown]

you should be thankful you don't have my gfs spine breaking C80s

she's always complaining about them

[broken topaz]

i can hold them for her

[abstract path]

I wish my bf would say that once i get em

[broken topaz]

Isnt it funny how every male has a genetically encoded breast size in them

[slate crown]

[broken topaz]

just waiting to be activated

by estrogen

[abstract path]

My spine is stronk

[abstract path]

Yes they do

[broken topaz]

activate your breasts men

[slate crown]

#free the nipples

[somber warren]

no

[fading shuttle]

no

[eager igloo]

Crystal talking with themself again

[broken topaz]

??

[slate crown]

just another Tuesday

[broken topaz]

just another parasite

[fading shuttle]

how many alts has crystal had at this point?

4? 5?

[broken topaz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdM08vIRa_4

crystal moment

[fading shuttle]

why is the crystal alt making fun of their own split personality disorder

[broken topaz]

its called meta irony

Wenis

[abstract path]

Can't , no estrogen

[broken topaz]

Oh fun fact about estrogen

DID YOU KNOW

[broken topaz]

that the first sold estrogen hormone replacement medicines

were derived from female horse urine

[abstract path]

Was?

Oh god.

[broken topaz]

So go out there girl

find yourself a mare

and drink up

[abstract path]

qwq

N o

Is there any other replacements such as plants?

[broken topaz]

No

[somber warren]

drink horse piss

[broken topaz]

Equine estrogen is very close to human estrogen

[fading shuttle]

inspirational, thank you trump!

[spiral hawk]

Why would you want to take female hormones?

[broken topaz]

Thats where the drug Premarin got its name from

cause its

pregnant mare urine

premarin

[abstract path]

Cuz breasts

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1044212156352172073/PqTKRVRN_GY.jpg

[broken topaz]

Soft skin

too

[abstract path]

And.....other reasons ohnestly

[spiral hawk]

My girlfriend has big boobs. I love sucking on them I wish milk would come out though.

[somber warren]

2 dollars lol

[broken topaz]

based

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/madelyn-stillwater-the-boys-homelander-milk-gif-26553861

Bling average day

Embed fail

laugh at me

[slate crown]

mine has inverted nips so that wouldn't work

[hasty dove]

ye, pretty expensive tbh

[broken topaz]

she just keeps getting better

the more i hear of her

happens to be a trait i find attractive

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-nikocado-nikocado-fail-gif-21206120

[broken topaz]

Pango my man you are such a lucky bastard

i am seething

and coping

[spiral hawk]

Also she likes to wear these short shorts while lounging around and sleeping were her ass hangs out of them and I cannot but help completely ravage her when I see her in them.

Ja feel

[somber warren]

real

[broken topaz]

Real

[midnight tree]

You don't understand i NEED to suck some tiddies if i'm to survive this harsh world

[broken topaz]

me with my bf

[abstract path]

Real

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/ninomae-inanis-takodachi-tako-no-horni-horni-gif-26104396

[hidden path]

Good morning at noon

[fading shuttle]

the horny has infected chat

please behave

crystal is underage

[broken topaz]

[midnight tree]

Shut up

[slate crown]

it's almost DDD

[slate crown]

of course it's peak horni season

[broken topaz]

Its winter

its cold

we gotta warm eachother

haha

[slate crown]

i live in the tropics but ok

[hidden path]

I've reached Daili Lama levels of not having sex, you can't tempt me

[slate crown]

I'll take any excuse to cuddle

[spiral hawk]

And sometimes her shorts are so short that when she is sitting on the couch I can see her 🐱 and it just send me into a heat. Ja feel me man?

[broken topaz]

now youre just larping

[spiral hawk]

No larp

[somber warren]

thats just normal male behavior tbh

[midnight tree]

The more i try to communicate with you fuckers the more i want to scream

[somber warren]

do it

[slate crown]

someones got some eye boogies

[spiral hawk]

I was at the gym the other day and I bent over to adjust the seat of the pec dec and it smelt like straight musty pussy 🤤

[midnight tree]

It is not good for me to be here

[broken topaz]

My brother be strong

[somber warren]

ok now you just be wierdin

[broken topaz]

nah i respect that

[spiral hawk]

Hey I wasn’t trying to sniff it.

[slim osprey]

God damn y'all horny

[broken topaz]

haiii heeeyy x3

daddy

how are u

[slim osprey]

I just woke up

[fading shuttle]

the horny infected chat

[hidden path]

got them since he was a baby. Coriza did that

[fading shuttle]

it cant be stopped

[slate crown]

this is what zero pussi does to a mf

[broken topaz]

0 bussy

[slim osprey]

Real

[hidden path]

Rel

[fading shuttle]

if thats what too much pussy does to a mf then i dont want it

[slim osprey]

It sounds like some of you need dick instead of pussy tho

[slate crown]

unlucky, so you need to wipe them often right?

[broken topaz]

real

[hidden path]

every few days I clean them up good. But otherwise he has no problems functionning. Sneezes a lot maybe

[midnight tree]

I will ravage your boyhole

[slate crown]

thamk god

[slim osprey]

You don't have what it takes

[midnight tree]

Oh really?

[slim osprey]

Yes

[broken topaz]

i do

[spiral hawk]

Damn wtf I can’t send a picture that has the word FUCK in it

[slim osprey]

You don't

[somber warren]

FUCK

[midnight tree]

I think i do

[broken topaz]

FUCK

[midnight tree]

FUCK

[broken topaz]

FRICK

[somber warren]

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

[broken topaz]

DICKCOCK AND BALLS

[midnight tree]

PENIS

[broken topaz]

but cant say gae

😔

[slate crown]

gae

[spiral hawk]

I was at my “it’s over stage” tonight thinking I was going to fail my exam but I realized I am now entering a “we back” stage.

[midnight tree]

Gæy

[broken topaz]

Im gonna ravage some boyhole like a pitbull ravages children

for real

[somber warren]

GAEGAEGAEGAEGAEGAEGAE#

[spiral hawk]

Which hole?

[broken topaz]

boy hole

any of the two

[spiral hawk]

The pp one or the poo one

[somber warren]

pp one of course

[slim osprey]

I feel like you want that done to you more than you want to do it to someone

[broken topaz]

real

[hidden path]

Homos

all of you

[broken topaz]

homos ❤️

all of us

[somber warren]

no

[slim osprey]

Yeah I'm gay)

Yeah I fuck men

[broken topaz]

I have sex with men

[slate crown]

no thoughts, head empty

[broken topaz]

me fr

[slim osprey]

I make them moan like girls

[abstract path]

Make me

Lol

[slim osprey]

No you are a minor

[abstract path]

Exactly

[broken topaz]

legal in germany

[slim osprey]

Ain't no way

[slate crown]

[somber warren]

no?

[broken topaz]

yes

[hidden path]

I do not have sex with men. Or anyone for that matter

[somber warren]

no

[broken topaz]

I know the law

[somber warren]

no

[slate crown]

i am the law

[somber warren]

you think incest is ok so stfu xD

[broken topaz]

I DONT

[slim osprey]

Real

[broken topaz]

xD

[slim osprey]

You want to fuck your father

[broken topaz]

i do not

😩

[slim osprey]

You do

[somber warren]

notes don't lie

[slim osprey]

You want to fuck your dad and your cousin

[broken topaz]

Listen what i said

was

that if theres not power difference and its both consenting adults, with protection and no risk of deformed children

it was morally neutral

i didnt say it should be normal

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/ye5BuYf8q4o

[broken topaz]

banger

[midnight tree]

Bang

[slim osprey]

You want your dad to fuck you

[somber warren]

fucking saarländer

[slim osprey]

I can tell

We all can tell

[broken topaz]

I am literally on the opposite side of germany

i live on the coast

[midnight tree]

Banger? I hardly know 'er

[hidden path]

why god

[somber warren]

moin moin du olle schnodda

[broken topaz]

moin moin hummel hummel mors mors

[broken topaz]

ich bins wieder, euer captain igloo

und ich suche jemanden

der mir mal ordentlich mein Fischstäbchen paniert

[slim osprey]

Alright you guys have fun thinking about dick

[broken topaz]

you too

[slim osprey]

I need to get out of bed

[hidden path]

I still haven't gotten out of mine

I feel terrible today

[slim osprey]

Stay in bed

Sleep

[midnight tree]

You need to get on this dick, mister

[broken topaz]

on the grindset

[slim osprey]

Your dick is smaller than mine

[broken topaz]

not real

[midnight tree]

How big is your dick then

[broken topaz]

he's argentinian and 5 foot tall

[slim osprey]

Wouldn't you like to know gay) boy

[broken topaz]

cant be that big

tho his grandfather is probably german

so maybe huge

[midnight tree]

Send dick pic with a banana for scale

[broken topaz]

monster can for scale

[slim osprey]

I can do what that one Astolfo cosplayer did

Don't try me

[midnight tree]

I got the monster can length but the not quite the girth

I can never be a femboy

[slim osprey]

Fake

[slim osprey]

You will be feminized

[midnight tree]

Cock too small, can't ever become astolfo cosplayer

[hidden path]

Dick too small, I can't go out during the day

[slim osprey]

Alright I'mma actually leave bed now

Have fun

[slate crown]

exactly the length of a Samsung A7

[somber warren]

that do be kinda small tbh

[slate crown]

more than enough for my partner so it doesn't matter

[somber warren]

how much ram has your dick?

[slate crown]

[midnight tree]

What graphics card does your cock have

Mine is still running a 1080ti

[slate crown]

idk it's been awhile since I've updated it's specs

[somber warren]

mine is just like a nasa computer from the 80's

[slim osprey]

Believe it or not, last time I checked that was average

[narrow lotus]

[somber warren]

depending on your country yeah

[midnight tree]

Yeah, for people with small dicks, amirite fellas

[slim osprey]

I mean world wide

[slate crown]

it's way above average in asia that's for sure

[hidden path]

Imagine having a penis

or balls

[slim osprey]

Real

[somber warren]

true fr fr

[midnight tree]

Real

[narrow lotus]

ein hotdog

[ionic hatch]

El pènis

[hidden path]

shower timd

[somber warren]

el sexo del homo

[slate crown]

fuck it we ball

[midnight tree]

I have no choice but to ball

I ball or i die

[spiral hawk]

Akudama Drive is a better Cyberpunk Edgerunners

[ionic hatch]

The what

[midnight tree]

I don't watch anime as a matter of principle

[ionic hatch]

Not even anime about guns or war?

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/348604788331642881/1044105657558777927/Free_Trolley-1.mp4

[midnight tree]

No anime

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/mIFUwYzlmfU

literally me

[midnight tree]

Closest i've ever gotten to watching an episode of anime is when i almost died of a heatstroke in cuba whilst watching a few minutes of spanish dragon ball z

[urban ocean]

Nah. No Lucy or Rebecca, plus femboy males

[ionic hatch]

I grew up with Dragonball, mandatory for asians

[midnight tree]

That shit was crazy with how fuckin zoinked out of my guord i was

[urban ocean]

Why do Asians like femboy males

Like when did that happen

[slate crown]

we lived in a naruto household, dbz came later

[fading shuttle]

thats been a thing since ancient times

[urban ocean]

We went from ultra muscle goku to dudes who are rail thin and take it up the ass

[spiral hawk]

“It has to have fap bait to be good” 🤓

[ionic hatch]

@midnight tree watch anime bro

[fading shuttle]

seriously, there are so many stories about effeminate asian men from ancient times that its just a culture there at this point

[ionic hatch]

Cmon go watch some edgelord shit

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763053037332725790/1043245135854579803/top_500_possums.mp4

[urban ocean]

I just finished rewatching the OG japanese dubs of all the DragonBall mainline series

No GT though, that shit is just dumb

[midnight tree]

I will never watch anime unless i get a gf who is really into it and i wanted to support her hobbies i guess

[spiral hawk]

Have you seen the average Asian male. Do they look like the pinnacle of masculinity with rippling, bulbous muscles breaking out of their xtra large shirt, standing at a height of 6’5”.

[urban ocean]

This explains the average modern male anime avatar

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/715790548669169739/1014495859494359131/sucking_penis.mp4

[spiral hawk]

They are pandering to the common denominator. The average Japanese male.

[ionic hatch]

Consider black lagoon or Jormungand, based arms dealers

[spiral hawk]

Also most anime’s are written by dudes trying to self insert and live a power fantasy.

[ionic hatch]

True

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/882790866861817975/1035007342372192256/-8TDnqv4o1CQP9ej.mp4

[slate crown]

finally a new one

[spiral hawk]

I don’t watch anime

I watch MANIME

Anime for men.

So cute girls doing cute things.

[fading shuttle]

based

[midnight tree]

Based

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/fBeBAVlPXlo

real manly shit

[gaunt trout]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[spiral hawk]

Reminds me of the rave I went to at an anime convention.

[gaunt trout]

i had air vents inspection

[spiral hawk]

I was so fucking drunk and was just dancing hard af to some bangers.

[slate crown]

lemme guess, dead rats

[ionic hatch]

Girls und panzer

[gaunt trout]

my lessons today 8-13:45 hours of inspection: 8- 14

[midnight tree]

Find any impostors?

[gaunt trout]

more like heating i huess

[gaunt trout]

i have to wait for second apoitment

but fucking hell

my lessons 8-10 and 16-18 inspection: 16-18

what the fuck

if i will not be here

[slate crown]

oh i thought your vents were up for inspection

[gaunt trout]

i will have to pay 185zl

[ionic hatch]

Sir drop those pants

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/438062061533134849/1042981364561105016/0422fa42cfbcf42a.mp4

[gaunt trout]

i have to open flat for them

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/882790866861817975/1035007342372192256/-8TDnqv4o1CQP9ej.mp4

[midnight tree]

Only one more hour and i can go home

I want to bury my face in my pillow rn

[slate crown]

at least take me out to dinner first, jeez

[ionic hatch]

[spiral hawk]

I’m in love with my gf.

But I’m not telling her until she tells me first.

[ionic hatch]

[slim osprey]

What

[slim osprey]

Chat stopped thinking about dick

Awesome

[slate crown]

back to thinking about bussy

[slim osprey]

Real

[spiral hawk]

Remember back when people thought 5G caused autism or something idk

Or was spreading Covid

[slate crown]

only in america

[narrow lotus]

yes, americans actuallly vandalised some antennas

they set them on fire etc

[spiral hawk]

Based af.

[narrow lotus]

[spiral hawk]

Us Americans are so fucking chad.

[slate crown]

the funny part is some of them weren't even 5G towers

[spiral hawk]

If we lived in a world that follows the rule of cool we would be gods.

[narrow lotus]

true lmao

[ionic hatch]

Here in the Netherlands they were going to shoot down some antenna's because they thought tje 5g radiation would turn the country into chernobyl

[slate crown]

[gaunt trout]

https://tenor.com/view/kobeni-kobeni-breakdancing-dancing-breakdancing-chainsaw-man-gif-26372676

[ionic hatch]

THE 5G TOWERS ARE BRAIN SCORCHES THE C-CONCIOUSNESS IS REAL

[spiral hawk]

Y’all remember that “not a fed operation” in California where they shot some power transformers with a rifle at like 2am and shutdown the power grid in that area

[ionic hatch]

[spiral hawk]

Metcalf sniper attack - Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metcalf_sniper_attack

[ionic hatch]

Not glowing at all

[spiral hawk]

It’s so easy to cause a disruption in society.

[ionic hatch]

Government momeny

[spiral hawk]

You don’t even have to shot people, you can just shoot at some gas and electric equipment and cause millions of dollars in damage.

In Minecraft.

[ionic hatch]

In minecraft

[midnight tree]

Tfw no domestic terrorist gf

[spiral hawk]

What you do is you get a normie gf and then you mold her to your liking.

She can’t be some old lady with a ton of baggage though.

But she also has to be mature enough.

So like 21 is the sweet spot.

[ionic hatch]

God am I glad Im just a mechanic

Nothing wacky going on in my garage

[hidden path]

pussy's hiding my covers again

[ionic hatch]

Whos that

[spiral hawk]

Look up “killdozer”

Btw he did nothing wrong.

[ionic hatch]

Oh him

Yeah definitely nothing wacky going on

[midnight tree]

Maybe the real killdozer was inside us all along

[ornate tulip]

If life is an orchestra, and Im an instrument, I'd be a banjo. Cause my life is a banjoke!

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/FM9SemMfknA

[midnight tree]

And totally not in my garage

[spiral hawk]

Hey man just make sure to @ me before you start your event in Minecraft so I know to get off the server.

[ionic hatch]

Totally not turboing my shitbox to christ

[slate crown]

hairy potatoes

[spiral hawk]

Monday morning is when I get off work.

30 more mins.

Don’t ever work overnight shifts on the weekend though.

[ornate tulip]

I got no idea what your schedule is.

[spiral hawk]

I know I was just saying.

To all you guys out there looking for a job though. 3rd shift, especially over the weekend are not worth it, unless you really need the work.

[pastel quartz]

based

[pastel quartz]

wtf

[hasty dove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/215463649668497408/1044171369488846878/image.png

[ionic hatch]

Cant wait to blow up another engine

[slim osprey]

Real

[ionic hatch]

Are you even doing it right if you dont blow up your turbo or your engine

[slim osprey]

You learn from your mistakes

So you gotta keep making mistakes to learn some more

[midnight tree]

Are you sure you're not irish

[slim osprey]

Whenever I hear irish I remember this pic

Goes hard

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/hl-L9LUCBNk

might whip up a batch of spaghetti tomorrow if gf wants some

[ionic hatch]

Its not a mistake if it reaches 500HP for 20 seconds

[hidden path]

any ideas on what I should cook tonight

[midnight tree]

Food

[hidden path]

[slate crown]

whatever you're craving

[slate crown]

rn I'm craving a nice warm plate of spaghetti

[narrow lotus]

Romanian fined 500 EUR for taking his shoes off and washing his feet in a public fountain in Rome

💪 🇷🇴 👍

[slate crown]

[grizzled meadow]

Ding dong achieved, 10/10 video

I was about to say 0/10 but the doorbell was there

[slim osprey]

You already know

I only post the highest quality

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-predator-handshake-gif-9457740

[slim osprey]

What is that?

And where can I get it?

[vale lagoon]

ask your local CIA branch

[vale lagoon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/995778331096133662/1036401904915325120/cf3.gif

[slim osprey]

For the pussy lovers

[stone blade]

Aloo

[slate crown]

i might get one of those tiny mics and record my cats purs

[hidden path]

I look like a hippie and I can't find a place to get my hair cut

[slate crown]

i shave my own hair

[slim osprey]

Learn how to rock long hair

[slate crown]

is it really that long though to warrant a haircut?

[hidden path]

My hair does a wave, and now it's getting real big

[slate crown]

can't you brush it out or is it THAT stubborn

wish my gf grew her hair out longer than her shoulder blades

so i can brush it more often

[hidden path]

It grows like that

it does not go away

[slate crown]

unlucky

[hidden path]

also not big fan of long hair

[slate crown]

[hidden path]

now it's like at the edge of getting long enough to become mid long and it sucks ass

Looking terrible rn

[slate crown]

the only pet peeve about long hair i can think of is the amount of shedding it does

there will literally be piles of hair everywhere if I don't sweep my floors everyday

[uncut obsidian]

[slate crown]

[slim osprey]

[uncut obsidian]

[urban ocean]

How to tell if someone is low iq. Ask them to solve 2+2×4=

[uncut obsidian]

stfu i'm trying to sleep

[slim osprey]

[uncut obsidian]

[slim osprey]

Sleepy time with the boys

[slate crown]

shhhhhhhh

[slim osprey]

Sorry sorry

[slate crown]

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/katysflytrap-sinefromprism-sawayamaperry-hatecult-gif-21900279

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5aM4M61S3M&t=40s

[slate crown]

[stone blade]

[hidden path]

[stone blade]

me

[stone blade]

also me

[abstract path]

Guys

[uncut obsidian]

fuck you chat

[abstract path]

What's better

[slim osprey]

[stone blade]

.....YOUR MOM

[abstract path]

Me or me

[stone blade]

[slate crown]

can't even sleep for 10 minutes

[stone blade]

oh ye

this one doing some numbers

[abstract path]

Including me

[slate crown]

you're in the negatives

[abstract path]

But i voted for

[slate crown]

vote for falco

as president

[abstract path]

No

S rank president

Ez

[upbeat bobcat]

Anti air president?

Oh

[slate crown]

pardon my sausage fingers

[uncut obsidian]

why the fuck is it so sharp

[stone blade]

idk

i dont mind it

[slate crown]

oh shit he gettin sturdy

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/truck-shaker-thug-shaker-moving-gif-26455559

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/Q-gcfQhR_9c

[slate crown]

says the bottom

[stone blade]

youre all bottoms

[abstract path]

We are both bottoms

Smh

[stone blade]

true crystal

[slate crown]

I'm bottom but forced to top

[abstract path]

Oh wow..

That's harsh

[slate crown]

I'd only bottom for the homies, no one else

[abstract path]

Based

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1044230067032690738/unknown.png

[slim osprey]

Such is the fate of man

[hidden path]

shame

[slate crown]

thank god we're both switches so i can take turns being top and bottom

win win

[slim osprey]

My man lucked out

[sudden elm]

https://fat.gfycat.com/WaryHotAngora.mp4

[slate crown]

my man's out here playing as Lucio irl

now he just needs to strap speakers to himself and blast music

well it was nice while it lasted

[narrow lotus]

WarLeaks

[slate crown]

too early

[hidden path]

war footage

[narrow lotus]

Bearing the heat

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcBFRtT3fP4

hardest scene

[narrow lotus]

[somber warren]

and the moral of the story: Be nice to your Mother, like a true Chad

[midnight tree]

Aigh

I've been horny all god damn day and i'm full of testosterone, time to go lift and scream every time i finish a set

[slim osprey]

YEAH

Go fucking kill some people

[midnight tree]

*Preferably at the nearest woman

I have decided today is leg day so all my blood is gonna go to my lower body

[stone blade]

mfw bruno name is unpingable sometimes

@heady crow ey bitch

[atomic pewter]

Romania with 1.0 what the fuck

[stone blade]

romanians are happy

[pastel quartz]

I'd be depressed if I had to live in Iceland too

There's nothing there wtf

[stone blade]

just forests

[ocean pulsar]

https://vxtwitter.com/skyfall1010/status/1593755046885343235

[ionic hatch]

Ugh working until 5

[formal heart]

Mr white

Someone at door

[somber warren]

legit 2 days below 0 C
Gets cold

nice

[stone blade]

indescribable violence

[deft crescent]

Nooo now he cant engineer game anymore

[slate crown]

@heady crow @grizzled meadow tis the season to be pandorued

[grizzled meadow]

Stupid fucking cat

I saw it so much that I got over the hatred I had

[slate crown]

i love that woman so much

[somber warren]

is it to late to ask what is the deal with that cat thingy?

[slate crown]

this video should sort it out

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/546722708805648384/1044211417915609129/trim.F22E813E-CD6C-4C5F-B115-CFCCC3EE04AA.mp4

[slate crown]

takes awhile to send hang on

[somber warren]

oh my god

i hate it

[slate crown]

Stage 1: Denial

you'll reach falcos final stage of acceptance eventually

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-ryan-gosling-gif-14789198

no

i don't think so

[slate crown]

that's exactly what he said

[somber warren]

i am very stubborn

[slate crown]

typical american

[grizzled meadow]

Literally

[slate crown]

i mean

german

[grizzled meadow]

I still don't like it

[slate crown]

[somber warren]

bruh

[grizzled meadow]

But I don't hate it anymore

[somber warren]

fuck you xD

[slate crown]

[slate crown]

see?

[somber warren]

you can't make me unhate something

that just makes me wanna hate it more

[grizzled meadow]

I don't like the character as well, I only accept Pango's pfp

And the sexy boy cat video

[ornate tulip]

Neco arc reminds me of my second, not so functional braincell when it gets caffeine

[grizzled meadow]

Pango send the video

[slate crown]

it might be the alcohols fauly but i have no clue what sext cat boy video you're talking about

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-fine-ill-do-it-myself-ill-do-it-myself-gif-22181201

[slate crown]

ah that

i read "sexy boy cat" as "sexy cat boy"

fuck i am drunk

[ionic hatch]

More like horny

[grizzled meadow]

Knew it

[slate crown]

not yet

[grizzled meadow]

Also @uncut obsidian good job with those two new emotes, I was looking for them

[ionic hatch]

Mine was learning

[abstract path]

Mine was being left alone at last

[ornate tulip]

You learned something in school?

[somber warren]

the breaks was kinda cool

[slate crown]

i learned that children are fucking assholes

[ionic hatch]

I did, because my school teached me how to do mechanic shit at age 14, one of the cool things I could choose

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1044234834920362085/monday.mp4

[abstract path]

Yes they are....

[stone blade]

is early retard

[slate crown]

and?

fuck you and your hair

let me be festive

[stone blade]

fuck me yourself you coward

wait no

[ionic hatch]

Bro its not even FUCKING DECEMBER

[slate crown]

bet

no homo of course

[stone blade]

NO

ah no homo

🤝

always

[slate crown]

yes yes

[ionic hatch]

ITS STILL FUCKING NOVEMBER

[stone blade]

aint homo if balls dont touch

[slate crown]

fr fr

[stone blade]

scientists have proven it

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/aAkMkVFwAoo

[ionic hatch]

No

[somber warren]

ohgod

[ionic hatch]

You cant make me listen to it

I refuse

[stone blade]

fine ima play it

[slate crown]

you don't need to listen to it

because it's already playing in your head

[stone blade]

I WILL.

🔪

[ionic hatch]

I will not listen to it again

[slate crown]

YOOOOOOOOOOU

[eager quest]

im gonna shine

from the grave

[stone blade]

SOULJA BOY

[ionic hatch]

Whats playing in my head right now is the Doom 2019 OST

[slate crown]

ayyyyy

[stone blade]

ayyyyyy

😎

[slate crown]

crank that souja

[slate crown]

man y'all really need to let loose and enjoy the little things

[ionic hatch]

https://youtu.be/LP8GRjv6AIo

[slate crown]

omfg

[ionic hatch]

Thats whats in my head

[stone blade]

the fact that exists

[somber warren]

[slate crown]

acceptable

that's a fucking banger

[somber warren]

actuall banger

[ionic hatch]

Ikr

Unironically good

[somber warren]

bussin fr fr

[hidden path]

buying Nako cat for christmas

[stone blade]

your mom is a fking banger

[slate crown]

still nothing compared to joe

[stone blade]

JOE ROGAN !?!?!

real

[slate crown]

fr fr

[somber warren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7Q2AzOscQU

[stone blade]

farted recently farted recently

🤝

[slate crown]

https://youtube.com/shorts/fWE08LyJBZU?feature=share

[somber warren]

Real

[slate crown]

fr fr

(farted recently)

[uncut obsidian]

i also wanted to add 1 more but forgor which one

[stone blade]

frfr

[uncut obsidian]

no cap ong

[placid sail]

beautiful

[grizzled meadow]

[uncut obsidian]

[narrow lotus]

[grizzled meadow]

[narrow lotus]

hmm a game where shooting is important , lets add aim assist for consoles

gg warzone

another skipped CoD this year , oh joy

[swift scarab]

I usually end up turning it off manually

Or I’m smart and go back to playing Witcher 3 instead

[slate crown]

[fading shuttle]

hes like me frfr

[echo slate]

Sigma male rule #420: send death threats to federal agents

[dreamy hornet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958758697939640440/1044014972679762000/LocalBateman_368x240_1594397802829856771.mp4

[reef anchor]

Just get the forged pass from Mick

[ionic hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929410232260653096/1043993328506650685/dou.mp4

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/369149487056289793/1044132408779341865/trim.F854A8FA-7D47-4277-B4E5-55C6B87AC9F7.mov

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043173190911934464/1043173272554045501/meme_27.mp4

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/playing-with-water-viralhog-taking-a-bath-playing-with-toys-cat-gif-23248170

[echo slate]

I have no idea why people would even have to do that, i routinely have at least 5k caps before even stepping foot in freeside

[slim osprey]

Some of you mfs

[reef anchor]

Talking a lot of mad shit for someone in smooching distance

[swift scarab]

I wish

[slim osprey]

Your smooches won't scare me

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-mc-hop-on-minecraft-shy-guy-scp-scp096-gif-26079883

Epic Gif Render Fail

[slate crown]

too real

[fading shuttle]

the moment when someone gets the meme

[slim osprey]

IT'S NOT EVEN DECEMBER YET

GO BACK TO REGULAR PFP

[slate crown]

nah

[fading shuttle]

then why is mariah carey audible

[slate crown]

im the type of guy who celebrates Christmas in May

[narrow briar]

So... that was an interesting turn of events. Hello again, everyone.

[slate crown]

it him

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-impressive-very-nice-coping-patrick-bateman-gif-26518058

60fps

[midnight tree]

Why do the women at the gym ignore me

[fading shuttle]

you are above them in the dating tier, they fear you

[wind forum]

they know what you are

[ionic hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/942925046144458832/1044260871939047494/Y2Mate.is_-_Roman_Legions_at_camp_before_the_day_in_9AD_meme--pWKSYY47po-360p-1659145923973.mp4

[midnight tree]

I only look like i am fresh outta the shower and i have a habit of looking "dead inside" as a few people have told me in the past

They fear the sweatma male

[narrow lotus]

Teutoburg Forest moment

[midnight tree]

What am i supposed to do? Smile all the time?

Smh my damn head

[narrow briar]

It's a me, your friendly neighbourhood cheap boris knockoff

[ionic hatch]

And he's called Allfather

[narrow briar]

Let me just...

Eeeeeere we go

[ionic hatch]

idk but that song goes really hard

I should add it to my workout playlist

[midnight tree]

The ork inside my head is telling me to yell and start pumping hard

[slim osprey]

Do it no balls

[ionic hatch]

ᛟᚲ᛫ᚨᛚᚠᚨᛞᚺᛁᚱ᛫ᚺᛇᛏᛁᚱ

[midnight tree]

Shoutout to my fellow The HU listeners

[ionic hatch]

now I want to get back into HEMA as a viking

[wind forum]

eeeeeaaarrrrhuuuuuhhuuuuh

[somber warren]

i am gonna steal this

[ionic hatch]

as intended

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1044296382971912212/unknown.png

[ionic hatch]

here I go grinding call of duty again

[dreamy hornet]

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/y3kcnm2THXI

[somber warren]

why grind you level fast af

[wind forum]

Why not grind on this lap, German jajajajajaja

[ionic hatch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/951022601474568233/1044190523642101810/qcqtif65bez91.jpg

[ionic hatch]

martyom

[slate crown]

i miss my spanish man

[slate crown]

now with human teeth

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/ApUNvlve0-0

nasty

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1044288883719929957/spitbubbles_2022-11-21-11-29-55_1669048195348.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1044300602303332412/ronaldhuillin_2022-11-21-12-17-24_1669051044087.mp4

[urban ocean]

https://vxtwitter.com/ShitpostGate/status/1594454226893426688

[grizzled meadow]

@west owl ...