🎪bruh-fart

[gaunt trout]

I like chemistry and biology

[heady crow]

maximum human contact you can handle or that theyll give you

[heady crow]

i like you ciaper

[gaunt trout]

Why do I have such physic

[lusty sonnet]

rookie numbers

[gaunt trout]

In Poland we are saying "you are a Smith of you fate"

In elementary school like 15yo I was saying " I'm Walter white of my fate"

Now I know 1 way how to make narcotic easly in Poland

And how to make alcohol but tbh this is common knowledge here

[gaunt trout]

I was only one who was understanding chemistry in class

And I wish I could make own lab

In garage to make experiments

For example getting every element of periodic table

[swift scarab]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/788211107776823307/1043603923665166387/Full_Circle.webm

I hate this country

[heady crow]

that is something our countries share in common. Many of my friends make mead, cider from raw materials and often other liquors due to the taxes being so high

been thinking of doing the same bcs paying 16e for a 6pack isnt good for my economy

[gaunt trout]

Poland be like:
Nooo you can't make you own alcohol
Every DIY shop:
There is everything for fermentation

[heady crow]

big supermarkets here have stands for stuff for making alcohol at home

[gaunt trout]

Remember never put beer in non colour glass

[gaunt trout]

Similar here

[heady crow]

ill never put beer in non colour glass 👍

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/nane-ottomano-alcohol-etanolo-party-gif-15690868

[heady crow]

🇵🇱 🤝 🇫🇮

[stone blade]

alo

[heady crow]

you are good man ciaper

[stone blade]

ty bruno

u2

[heady crow]

elo ivan

how are you of today

[gaunt trout]

What's interesting most annoying parts of doing this are kids

[stone blade]

OMG BRUNOOO HIIII

:333 <333 brunooo

alo bruno

i'm good bruno

you?

[gaunt trout]

Huh are you from Finland explain a lot

We have much common alcohol don't give a fuck about police and hating russia

[heady crow]

doing an allnighter and bored out of my mind. Thankfully ciaper here is here

[quartz saffron]

From California

[stone blade]

ALO RAV

rav my homie

[gaunt trout]

Tbh at this point I'm kinda scared to go asleep because of sleeping over to my lesson

[heady crow]

concerning but at the same time understandable. Here kids start dabbling in alcohol at 15 but never gotten into circles with drugs

[gaunt trout]

Same

[stone blade]

dont do drugs kids
drink alcohol instead

[heady crow]

i feel you. Tried to be awake early the past few days but always miss alarm

end up waking at 2pm

[gaunt trout]

But I can't exactly with one plant because I will get ban but there is kinda popular wild living flower with is collecting by those kids

[narrow lotus]

fuck

[narrow lotus]

nooo

[stone blade]

hehe tip his wheelchair

[gaunt trout]

Do a flip

[stone blade]

:)

[heady crow]

ah so it grow there. Here law allows cannabis plants but only few for decoration

magic mushroom grow in forest but never found any

[gaunt trout]

I heard you can get high by most common mushroom here

But is risky

[heady crow]

i bet. Never gonna try, gonna keep to chanterelles. One can make very good sauce from them

good mushroom

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/415600489338503182/1044008444128149524/IMG_20221120_235622.jpg?width=678&height=676

[gaunt trout]

BTW polish people when they see a mushroom with looks almost identical as most poisonous mushroom they ever know

Mmmmm delicious

[heady crow]

:DDDDDDDDDDD

lots of cases of poison mushroom then?

[gaunt trout]

Kinda

[gaunt trout]

Most of the time colour of the top is identical

[gaunt trout]

But after frying taste like pork

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/415600489338503182/1043309521554112613/IMG_0985.png?width=677&height=676

[gaunt trout]

I have seen similar with poland

[heady crow]

you tasted it before?

[gaunt trout]

And homophonic I guess

[gaunt trout]

Idk know how to translate this

Flat pork in flour eggs and fried in oil

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/reactions-twd-the-walking-dead-walking-dead-i-would-gif-5151983

[gaunt trout]

Like this

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/swimming-with-sharks-lou-lou-simms-kiernan-kiernan-shipka-gif-25438885

[heady crow]

it sound good. If mushroom grow here might try to find it when i look for other mushrooms next autumn

[heady crow]

monolith best faction

[gaunt trout]

I found one in my campus next to parking lot

[fading shuttle]

NO

WHY IS THE BILLY HERRINGTON MEME FAILING

[heady crow]

you eat it?

[gaunt trout]

Nope I wasn't sure

I'm not skilled that much

[narrow lotus]

skilled issue

[heady crow]

better to be sure yes

[gaunt trout]

But most old man's are

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/1044018905267568660/11dc5f21bd305ab7212bd64414fa2457.png

maaaan, I'll never be able to understand this mentality. Pfp is literally woman, name was woman but says he/him and top of that, gae. I'm so confused, not like I'm against anything but I just don't understand what's going on lmaooooooooo

[gaunt trout]

Or they don't give a fuck anymore

[heady crow]

many mushroom grow near my cottage. One batch where we usually piss when drunk

taste good in sauce thankfully

[gaunt trout]

😊

[heady crow]

second favourite mushroom

very valuable

[upbeat bobcat]

By the looks of it, they should be into woman but they are him so they are into male but they look woman so that makes them straight?

[gaunt trout]

Daaaaaamn

Those in jars

Are the best

[heady crow]

yes!

friend give me pickled mushroom last new years

[wind forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381520882608373761/1043908117718646874/B194F80E-5804-436C-B397-1F19A5154ADA.gif

[heady crow]

best gift i have gotten

[gaunt trout]

We call them little chickens xDDD

[heady crow]

:DDDDD

little chickens

we just call them kanttarelli

[gaunt trout]

Or kurwa for kids

[heady crow]

very similiar to english name

[heady crow]

do you call everything kurwa?

[gaunt trout]

But then is water little chicken

[upbeat bobcat]

If I was Polish, I'd want my name to be Kurwa

[gaunt trout]

Most important in kurwa are aboundings

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/okurwa-kurwa-stachujones-stachu-jones-gif-13138130

[gaunt trout]

Imagine get a name "bith"

[upbeat bobcat]

[gaunt trout]

Most of the emotion you can express by this word

[heady crow]

aboundings? I dont understand ☹️

[heady crow]

ah i get it

similiar to finnish swear words

[gaunt trout]

Autocorrect aroundings

[upbeat bobcat]

It's like using "fuck" and "shit" for everything that happens around you

[gaunt trout]

Berkele?

[heady crow]

yes perkele

most often vittu

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/perkele-gif-7723390

[gaunt trout]

Aaa by p ok

[heady crow]

used in many situations, both positive, negative and inbetween

[gaunt trout]

Ah yes

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-bro-youre-weird-gif-25766261

[gaunt trout]

My summer car neuron activated

[heady crow]

haha my summer car

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/5UEqxNzn7Ko

[heady crow]

good game

[gaunt trout]

If you want similar shit but polish

[wind forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/824646228151238679/975894724328173598/finnish_femboy_says_discord_.gif

[gaunt trout]

There is priest simulator on steam

[upbeat bobcat]

Dude I swear such an immersive game

[gaunt trout]

But much more dumb and funny

[heady crow]

what is name?

[gaunt trout]

Priest simulator

Literally

[fading shuttle]

nah bro, why just a priest when you can be

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1198970/I_Am_Jesus_Christ/

Steam

I Am Jesus Christ

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Release Date

Q2 2023

▶ Play video

[heady crow]

ah thank you

only got 10 euro right now sadly

i would buy it if i had money

[gaunt trout]

Oh shit this is not free

Some time ago that was free

Beta I guess

[gaunt trout]

Funfact in one of most important lecture guy called Poland a Jesus of countries

And he was arguing with God about killing a car

I wish I was drank like he was

[upbeat bobcat]

[gaunt trout]

Yeee went out 6 oct

[gaunt trout]

Ah yes czech

Legends are true

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1044017625975500860/pajero.shitpostt-20210709-0001.mp4

[heady crow]

me

[gaunt trout]

Funfact I went with parents to Slovakia twice only to get cheap alcohol

[heady crow]

ive gone to estonia to get cheap alcohol

finnish tradition

[gaunt trout]

Both go to South for this xDDD

[heady crow]

:DDDDDD

true

swedes go to finland for alcohol

finland to estonia, then to latvia, to lithuania and so it continues

[gaunt trout]

Germans are going to Poland

But not sure for alco

[heady crow]

i think poland cheaper than germany. Not only alcohol but all

[gaunt trout]

Yee

This is because we don't use euro

Similar prices but in Germany in euro

And in Poland in zl

When 1euro =4/5zl

[heady crow]

mhm

so item in germany costing 1 euro cost 1 zl in poland or 4/5 zl?

[gaunt trout]

And I hate Germans in polish coast

[gaunt trout]

1 zl on Poland

[heady crow]

aha. No wonder german go into poland

[gaunt trout]

But more like 0.6 or 0.8 euro

And 1 zl

[gaunt trout]

Yeah

[heady crow]

how do they act like?

i hear german tourists not good

[gaunt trout]

Makes every beach nude beach

[echo slate]

Mfw i eat a can of beans 2 years out of date

[gaunt trout]

Specially when there are kids

[heady crow]

i wonder what god thinks of me eating old cheese for breakfast

[gaunt trout]

Nice

[heady crow]

nudity is good but not when agreed on. Why force that on others :(

bcs sauna good 👍

[narrow lotus]

true

[gaunt trout]

Imagine being a 10yo doing something sitting in sand and there comes 2-3 yo with dick next to your face and looking what are you doing

Just disgusting

[gaunt trout]

I wish I had it once

[heady crow]

if you come here i take you to good sauna

typical finnish sauna in cottage by lake

[gaunt trout]

But tbh I don't like concept sitting with stranger only in a towel

[heady crow]

sauna -> cold lake -> cold beer -> sauna

[heady crow]

only in towel?

in sauna we naked

[gaunt trout]

Sounds really good

[heady crow]

is very good for body and soul

[gaunt trout]

Yeee I heard about this but I were told if you want you can leave towel on

[gaunt trout]

I guess but if I was going to that I will prefer do this with alone

[heady crow]

if you want to you can, sauna is all about relaxation and about feeling good yourself :)

[gaunt trout]

Eventually Pearson like gf (if I will have any)

[heady crow]

im sure you will

[heady crow]

yesyes sauna good and fun with friends

[soft drum]

most germans dont do that

[heady crow]

but most enjoyable alone with your own thoughts

[soft drum]

source : i live in germany

[gaunt trout]

Maybe, in my family we have unplaned tradition getting married like in 28 and finding somebody like 25

[gaunt trout]

Possible but still small % can make bad view

[heady crow]

and how many years till 25?

[gaunt trout]

In generally I heard Germans are more open with nudity

[soft drum]

i mean,, there are nude beaches, but 99% of beaches are not

[gaunt trout]

6

I will end my studies till this

• I can

[soft drum]

your studies about german nude beaches?

😛

[heady crow]

happy that you got plan for future

[gaunt trout]

xDD

[heady crow]

what you studying?

[gaunt trout]

Medic analytics

[soft drum]

"pornography in modern age"

[heady crow]

aha right hospital stuff

[soft drum]

probably same thing as medic analyytics

[gaunt trout]

Yep

[heady crow]

hopefully less blood and poop analysis in the future

[soft drum]

whats that?
analyzing medical stuff using algortihms and ai?

[gaunt trout]

We call ourselves little anals

Like when we had a tour around campus

[gaunt trout]

Sitting in lab

And testing samples

[gaunt trout]

Trust me in polish this sounds much better

[soft drum]

like testing sking sample for idk fungus or what

[gaunt trout]

Yep

Shit

Pee

[heady crow]

translated from polish i hope :D

[soft drum]

sounds yummy

that would not be for me 😄

[gaunt trout]

Stories about people who gave poop sample In coffee jars

• full coffee jars

[soft drum]

do you know the south park episode where they get poop transplants?

[gaunt trout]

This is true

I heard about this in one lesson

And get stunned

[soft drum]

yes i know but obvously not with kitchen utensils 😄

[gaunt trout]

This can even heal a depression

[gaunt trout]

If you are skilled enough why not xDD

[soft drum]

Season 23 EP 8 , Turd Burglars

[gaunt trout]

I know this shit

[soft drum]

south park is crazy shit 😄

[gaunt trout]

But for a second I didn't think that is real

[soft drum]

yes seem surreal

ill stay in IT 😄

[gaunt trout]

How I thought my job will be

https://youtu.be/XjWBm1T9MHY

Now I have to learn how to take a blood sample

But officially I can wear a lab coat

And I own 2 of them

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/garand-thumb-garand-thumb-mike-suspicious-gif-22817329

why two labcoat and not one

[gaunt trout]

One for sure

Will be destroyed by sulrfic acid

Sulfur

[heady crow]

lab coat would be cool to own. Could sew patches on it

maybe i should get into hospital for study

hm

[gaunt trout]

Yes and no

You will need to get kinda special patches

100% cotton

But in short 1 is technical 1 is official

[heady crow]

get cotton patches and spray paint or paint on?

or no

[gaunt trout]

I mean those must just be from cotton

Not sure why

But I guess to not get in unwanted reactions

No paint needed

But going to hospital etc in patched coat

Just looks bad

[heady crow]

yesyes. Maybe no hospital job for me

[gaunt trout]

In work those don't get damaged

[soft drum]

totally professional in hospital with stalker faction patch on coat 😄 😄

[gaunt trout]

🤔

Maybe someday

[soft drum]

yes loner faction patch is radiation sign

[heady crow]

in finland we get overalls for college to wear at parties and gatherings. All of them have patches bcs of tradition

[gaunt trout]

I don't think it if officialy banned

[soft drum]

you ccan wear that after nuclear apocalypse

[gaunt trout]

I need to read polish osha

[soft drum]

thanks to north korea, iran and russiia

[gaunt trout]

Jokes on you my first job with I wanted to go was xray technical

[soft drum]

so you are the reason xray engine is so bad 😛

[gaunt trout]

And I would get cool pieces of metal with show me

How much radiation I get

[gaunt trout]

Nice

[upbeat bobcat]

Nah that's because of Falco

[heady crow]

already got a vest and jacket with patches so would be cool too :P

[gaunt trout]

I'm looking for stalker patches but more like

Metal one

You know what do I mean?

[heady crow]

metal as in music or material? :P

[soft drum]

i got this

[gaunt trout]

I was looking for those in aliexpress and I found

[soft drum]

it glows in blacklight

[gaunt trout]

Material

[wind forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/1040037744056991745/26EC9710-32A5-4CA9-8C41-0CA2510D2665.gif

[heady crow]

ah yesyes now i know

would be cool

[gaunt trout]

Sadly didn't found

And material ones have changed logos

To not get lawsuit

[heady crow]

ah zamn thats cool. How does it look in regular lighting then? Prolly the same but not glowing kek

[heady crow]

yaya still cool

ill dig up pics of my vest. Tore all patches from my jacket for now but ive been meaning to sew some back on

[soft drum]

but it costs ~100€

[wind zenith]

DAMM

thats quite alot

[soft drum]

and is send from ungaria

[gaunt trout]

No matter what we breed we still are made of seed

[wind zenith]

preach

[soft drum]

and now its even more expensive, 120€

i think i paid only 100

[upbeat bobcat]

:AYAYA:

Fuck

[gaunt trout]

Damn

[slim osprey]

That's cool

[gaunt trout]

Nice

[slim osprey]

I want it

[soft drum]

and i have serveral shirts, like this one for examplehttps://www.publicbetawear.com/6108-large_default/psychedelic-art-printed-t-shirt-kali-uv-d150.jpg

[gaunt trout]

I was thinking once to buy lather jacket but i don't trust my weight

[heady crow]

let me calculate the price of everything + hours worked on and youll get a total

[upbeat bobcat]

You like psychedelic stuff ha?

[slim osprey]

I think I'll pass lol

[gaunt trout]

And I'm kinda scared of making this too small or big

[heady crow]

around 140e in patches alone

[gaunt trout]

Fuck

Now I want to sleep

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[soft drum]

yes, i go to psyytrance raves regulary 😄
and do videomapping sometimes , for drum & bass party mostly and sometimes psytrancce

[heady crow]

yeah the vest i got right now is too big for me even though ive cut it down. Looks good with a hoodie tho

[heady crow]

always risky with these things but oh well

[gaunt trout]

But for sure I will asleep for lessons why brain why

[heady crow]

dw i got more patches waiting to get sewn on

[gaunt trout]

You can put a strap on back to make it somie sizes smaller

[heady crow]

my bank account meanwhile doesent like this at all

[gaunt trout]

I have those straps on my coats

[heady crow]

send a picture?

[wind forum]

with your toes in the frame please

all 8

[gaunt trout]

Fuck can't find in Internet give me a minute

[heady crow]

bet

[upbeat bobcat]

Dam, nice.

[heady crow]

@slim osprey do i dare rip patches from my vest to put on my jacket. Few of them need to be sown again since sewed them on shittily

[gaunt trout]

Like this on back

[slim osprey]

I don't know

[gaunt trout]

To reduce wideness

[slim osprey]

Never done that sort of thing so I don't know if it would be worth it tbh

[heady crow]

ah right. Might work

[gaunt trout]

BTW you reminded me suffer

[heady crow]

ive removed some material from the sides to reduce the wideness already but i might pinch them more and put pins to held the pinch in place to reduce even more

[gaunt trout]

Imagine taking a phone out of your pocket when you have a coat to knees

[heady crow]

ahahahahahha

[heady crow]

me

[gaunt trout]

Yes but with this belt you could change size without sewing

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-si-o-no-yes-or-no-gif-14158084

[slim osprey]

Uhhhhhh

Si

[heady crow]

bet

[slim osprey]

But you can't hold me accountable

[gaunt trout]

And btw on my lessons I'm literally breathing in poison

So no smoking ads from professors don't work anymore

[soft drum]

what, have the rooms not proper ventilation and filtering, or you wear masks or something wtf

[gaunt trout]

Nah just windows

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruh

[gaunt trout]

Have you heard about formalin?

[soft drum]

no, sounds like something formaldehyd related

[gaunt trout]

We some times have a bowl full of this shit in middle of class

[soft drum]

cant this make you blackout 😄

[gaunt trout]

Corpses in jars maybe?

[gaunt trout]

This is easiest formaldehyde

[gaunt trout]

So go in air pretty easily

They literally before every lesson advice to call when you will feel bad

[soft drum]

[gaunt trout]

Idk why but for me this smell kinda sweet

But for most people this just stink

So 1-2 cigarette for a week isn't that bad

Funfact one cigarette make you overdose nicotine

[soft drum]

i cant smoke ccigarettes

nicotine makes me so dizzy im not able to walk

[gaunt trout]

After 1 I'm acting like drunk

But I use this to cut me off something

Like failed exam

[soft drum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0KcoZhG3oE

[gaunt trout]

I love this guy

I made a kvass from his recipe

(Went shitty xDD)

[soft drum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xluGmpOanLs

[gaunt trout]

But I did 2nd try with changed proportions and went well

[soft drum]

all answers are wrong

probablyy usa where people dont know what education is

[soft drum]

we dont need no edutcation, we have guns and jesus

but in need to sleep. i have to get up in like 5 hours to work 😄

[gaunt trout]

It is too late for me

To go sleep

[soft drum]

just synthesize some uppers

[heady crow]

time to microdose

[soft drum]

on crack

[heady crow]

also itll be a pain to sew on the sleeves of my denim jackets bcs of the inner lining

:(

[gaunt trout]

Funfact name slav people are named that because of slavery

In history slavs were selling other slavs as slaves in west

[heady crow]

fun fact. My peoples name comes from the roman writer Tacitus from his work on the germanic peoples titled Germania

[gaunt trout]

Hold up

Aren't you from Finland?

[heady crow]

yes

[gaunt trout]

Then why germans

[heady crow]

idk he kinda just threw us inn

[gaunt trout]

Huh

I was taught that all barbarians were called germans

[heady crow]

fenns -> finns

[gaunt trout]

Bruh

[turbid citrus]

This is so true ngl

[gaunt trout]

I don't know shin in finlandish

[heady crow]

yes

i dont own a english translation of it

hold on

[gaunt trout]

No need

I trust you

[gaunt trout]

Huh

[heady crow]

me

[heady crow]

@heavy halo

[heavy halo]

Literally us

I <3 silly cats

But this one is dangerous, it might eat ur credit card

[heady crow]

i wish

but we dont celebrate thanksgiving

[heavy halo]

sucks 2 sucks

[heady crow]

ig

[heavy halo]

I invite u to celebrate with me frend

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-pokemon-youre-my-friend-now-gif-26537902

in return if you ever come here ill take you to my cottage

best sauna in finland

[ornate tulip]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/879019911018602506/988184576528646174/deploy_the_crab.mov

[gaunt trout]

Wrong one

[ornate tulip]

This is such an esoteric meme, i shouldnt understand it, yet i do.

[pastel quartz]

i will kill them

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1044044134685618236/A_mimir_1.mp4

[normal reef]

Holly shit

He died

[slim osprey]

A mimir

😴

[normal reef]

Milf

M
I
L
F

[heady crow]

man i love frogs

[normal reef]

Man
I
Love
Floppa

Bruno always lefts me always discheesed

(does not follow my cute page)

[heady crow]

i follow your twitter

is there more

[normal reef]

You dont retweet every single thing i upload

You dudnt tell your entire family

😔

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/742414970331070505/1044036768372109342/attachment.gif

[swift scarab]

Man I remember having playdoh as a kid

That was fun times

I used to try and make perfectly shaped donuts

[heady crow]

did it work?

[swift scarab]

Eh

[grizzled meadow]

Yooo new edit dropped

This man can't make a commercial without being turned into a meme

[heady crow]

real

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9DmdAwUbxc

I love this song so much, I couldn't move on without sharing it with everyone

[upbeat bobcat]

Are you Ivan alt now?

[grizzled meadow]

Just because I posted a song?

[heady crow]

lets test it out

[grizzled meadow]

[heady crow]

falco hiiiii

[grizzled meadow]

BRUNO HAIIII

[heady crow]

u been nice today?

[grizzled meadow]

💗

yes yes

how about you bruno alo

[heady crow]

ive been nice

school starts in 5 hours

here we are

[upbeat bobcat]

Yee school is nice

[heady crow]

ye

https://tenor.com/view/sweep-bionicle-gif-13219700

[upbeat bobcat]

Just need to start a stage play translation and finish it in 3 hours now

Where I could've done it in 1 week

[heady crow]

feel that

[upbeat bobcat]

How's your weekly schedule on school?

[heady crow]

i got 3 courses rn so like 2 hours of school per day

im ruined with this schedule. It has made me lazier than ever

[upbeat bobcat]

3 courses and it's every day? İnteresting

[heady crow]

nah 1 course has 3 75min classes every week

[upbeat bobcat]

Ah aight

[upbeat bobcat]

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021568625951375413/1044076907626496030/FoxAdventure.gif

[uncut obsidian]

hi brainfart

i'll add 2 more litty emotes when i'll get back home

get ready

[slim osprey]

Epic

https://vxtwitter.com/KoolKidKamera/status/1594284980804280320?s=20&t=_Q6EUbFMOe-MYEM0mFNQHg

[uncut obsidian]

99.9% plane pilots? There’s drunk plane pilots?

[slim osprey]

They do a little trolling

[errant river]

My boy didn't stop

[calm karma]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841451660059869194/1043971801493028915/MemeFeedBot.mp4?99b2e58acd5d9e660059bf9f76e0da56db0fd74740a574a8eb23aa7d70a8376d

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1000675695569154108/1043939787708579960/1594077613403906050.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/945074161611599932/1043951715675799625/jp_cocaine.mp4

[pastel quartz]

this cat is criminally small

[drifting lake]

calling the police

[quartz saffron]

https://deadline.com/2022/11/disney-bob-iger-returns-ceo-bob-chapek-out-1235178223/

https://fxtwitter.com/mo_therad/status/1594369804441251840?s=46&t=1eb76u8ty-UE27F-6Dsm6A

[upbeat bobcat]

Sad truth really

Also morning

[dreamy hornet]

The american dream

[narrow lotus]

Morning

[quartz saffron]

Morning boss

[upbeat bobcat]

When we visit @heady crow and find out he has all of our dolls.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/878756482882084864/1044099721427427348/2_5454222820806501911.mp4

[pastel quartz]

how tf is this so fitting

[fading shuttle]

It's jerma mate

He fits with fucking anything

[abstract path]

So i let anomaly install per night on da pc cuz it took too long and it worked

Ez

[ionic hatch]

Morning brainshitters

[ionic hatch]

But do you get it tho

[midnight tree]

No

I just spend my work day guarding a gate, go home and lift and then do nothing until i inevitably go back to bed

[narrow lotus]

Grinding , good for u king

[narrow lotus]

The real gatekeeper

[ionic hatch]

Same

[narrow lotus]

Rare McGee wholesome moment

[midnight tree]

The grind hasn't stopped for 5 years now

When does the grind end and the shine begin

[narrow lotus]

It doesnt....we are cursed with this

I am at work rn , sleepy and its heavy raining

[midnight tree]

It's snowing today

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itjmKlYjUak

[midnight tree]

I wanna go and play in the snow but i can't because i gotta look at this god damn gate because i need money

[pastel quartz]

gaslight gatekeep girlboss

[midnight tree]

I am deadass gatekeeping rn

[pastel quartz]

havbe you said you shall not pass unironically before

[midnight tree]

No i speak norwegian to the people i work with

[narrow lotus]

Guy went whoring and found his wife there

Well talk about a fat fucking L

[midnight tree]

Who

[narrow lotus]

Someone here in Romania

[midnight tree]

Women shouldn't be out there selling their bodies

[pastel quartz]

based

[midnight tree]

They should be bulking at the gym

I should become a fitness instructor so i can tell all the women at the gym to eat more protein and go full heavy duty

[coral egret]

yall mfs wanna vc

im drunk and dont got nobody to talk to

everybody offline :((

[pastel quartz]

my gf is sleeping

[coral egret]

deos that mean yes or nno\

[pastel quartz]

no

[coral egret]

:((

[ionic hatch]

Industrial fog is back, cold is back, rain, darkness, yup its logistics time

[heady crow]

I would but just got to school

[ionic hatch]

Lmao

[coral egret]

its 1:22 in my country

am

[heady crow]

It appears to be 8:23 in my country

[coral egret]

imsfu fuckign watde

[heady crow]

@slim osprey

[remote fog]

https://tenor.com/view/komi-san-i-love-you-komi-san-cant-communicate-gif-23555450

[remote fog]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-hooters-sauce-ranch-waiter-coughing-gif-17604114

[midnight tree]

I just wanna have a gf i can hug when i come home mang

Fuck this headass existence

[remote fog]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-teekyuu-pervert-gif-10023320

[pastel quartz]

[pastel quartz]

get one

[heady crow]

I can be your boytoy twink malewife

[midnight tree]

I want a WOMAN

[echo slate]

A female girl if you will

[pastel quartz]

he's literally me

tfw no hot racist sex

[echo slate]

A boyfriend-free girl, if you prefer

[midnight tree]

A womanly girl-like female

If you feel so inclined

But noooooo

[echo slate]

A human being what possesses XX chromosomes, if you fancy

[pastel quartz]

all you do is go to work, come home and work out, why would you expect to get a gf from that routine

[midnight tree]

It's all just "Aksel, you have to sit here and guard this gate for money" this and "Aksel, you can't just show up at work in workout gear where is your uniform" that

[echo slate]

Best i can offer is to hop in vc and call you a чурка

[slate crown]

now that's just unfair

[midnight tree]

Maybe women like how i look at gates

[heady crow]

But you already are one

[midnight tree]

One day i'll find a woman that appreciates the way i sit on my ass and get paid for it

[heady crow]

Honestly you had your best chance at the hospital. From now its just downhill

[slate crown]

and i bust my ass of everyday to keep that title

[remote fog]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-uwu-gif-19671896

[echo slate]

Start shadowboxing outside the battered women's shelter

[heady crow]

Start "guarding" it

[pastel quartz]

this

[heady crow]

Looks like jerma

[heady crow]

Me

[slate crown]

fuck now i can't unsee it

[remote fog]

https://tenor.com/view/swearing-asobi-asobase-anime-fuck-you-pissed-gif-12486472

[heady crow]

I need to keep a straight face when you send shit like this cmoon

[pastel quartz]

😭ouhhhhh

[heady crow]

Dont say the c word

[slate crown]

cum

[pastel quartz]

my gf makes the cutest uohhh😭 ever

[slate crown]

and i get punched in the crotch if i called mine cute

[eager igloo]

You like it don't ya?

[midnight tree]

Fuck it we lifting for the omnissiah now

[echo slate]

I've seen this particular twitter exchange

[slate crown]

you get used to it

[eager igloo]

Praise be

[midnight tree]

Maybe i can get some stainless steelussy

[echo slate]

My honest reaction to that information

[midnight tree]

It has come to my attention that there is a femboy fella on twitter that just farts a lot and gets money for it

[midnight tree]

I feel i am in the wrong profession

[echo slate]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-a-lot-of-words-andrew-baena-mouthful-plenty-of-words-bunch-of-words-gif-19538142

[slate crown]

go in VC and start charging people to listen to your farts

[midnight tree]

Yea

[pastel quartz]

bless up brainfarters

[midnight tree]

Pay up, pay pig

[echo slate]

Can't compete with King Assripper

[midnight tree]

Not clicking that link

[pastel quartz]

even if i say please🥺

[midnight tree]

No

[pastel quartz]

please🥺

[midnight tree]

You're gonna make daddy angry, kitten

[pastel quartz]

🥺🥺im sowwy

[echo slate]

@grizzled meadow come laugh at this

[heady crow]

morning class cancelled and dont have gym stuff with me so time to afk for 1.5 hours :)

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/685692107393990660/1044076980611596348/unknown-33.png

[heady crow]

ciaper hello

[pastel quartz]

im a sucker for choker and eyeliner

[heady crow]

oh yeah eyeliner is really hot

wish more guys wore some

[midnight tree]

@ionic hatch if you drove a forklift up to my gate i'd let you in. ||just like i let everyone else who has a forklift in without question||

[pastel quartz]

my rimworld loadtime is so fuckig long now that i don't wanna boot it up anymotr

[pastel quartz]

maslow was onto something

[echo slate]

Big fan of pregumin

[ionic hatch]

Id run over the gate if you didnt

[midnight tree]

Tbh this gate sucks you could probably just pry it open with your hands

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/596142453015445505/1037043303910219857/caption.gif

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/vrchat-gif-25661524

[pastel quartz]

he's so real for this

[heady crow]

i wish she was real

[heady crow]

Me too

[pastel quartz]

i look female enough

is that fine

[midnight tree]

Me n who

[scenic sable]

p!mute 690826408401829928 3d Posting sexual jokes about minors, being a general nuisance with baity 'Nitro gift' images.

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz has been muted for 3 days.

[midnight tree]

Rip bozo

[echo slate]

https://tenor.com/view/servermuted-gif-24681783

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/CNPKXfb3rws

[slate crown]

god dammit bruno

also @heady crow is it normal to have more than 4 players in 1 drg match?

i was playing with 10 other dwarfs

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-gif-21170943

[slate crown]

asia servers are wild

[heady crow]

Sounds like a dream to me

In a good way

[slate crown]

of course you'd dream about being surrounded by men

https://youtu.be/K8RDOJuKWvk

yea it was something like this

honestly I'd try this shit on haz 5

absolute chaos

[fading shuttle]

RRRRRRROCK AND STOONEEE

[heady crow]

You know me

[heady crow]

WERE RICH WERE RICH WERE RICH

[slate crown]

mushroom

[ionic hatch]

Kinda homo

[midnight tree]

Who said it's a man

[narrow lotus]

Yes , delusional moment

If u dont check ur gf weight with ur mouth u doing it wrong

[final wagon]

Teehee

[narrow lotus]

Used to have boiled beans inside that

Its a traditional winter recipe here

[midnight tree]

If you don't check the weight of your girlfriend's heart against the weight of a feather to see if she has lived a life of sin when she passes on to the afterlife you ain't a real one

[fading shuttle]

Iedy any time he comes in here

[uncut obsidian]

[narrow lotus]

[fading shuttle]

birds cant talk

[zenith pond]

second fiddle to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOMyOEodwk8

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/562302835300237332/1044188575585013770/Snapsave.app_315897108_6410048959011366_1957006301640648621_n.mp4

[trim pilot]

ive got the full video of that lmfao

[upbeat bobcat]

Welp, I imagine it's not a sfw thing

[trim pilot]

yeah it is certainly not

[upbeat bobcat]

[trim pilot]

outsourcing the trollage

[narrow lotus]

[somber warren]

mge in roblox

https://tenor.com/view/mge-tf2-mge-tf2mge-my-gaming-edge-my-gaming-edge-tf2-gif-20733803

[broken topaz]

thats a bit sussy

[somber warren]

screaming at kids is the best part of amogus vr

[narrow lotus]

[somber warren]

so ass they took the typing part out of among us

was always good fun to gaslight ppl into killing their friends

[ionic hatch]

I wish I could scream at children

[somber warren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986969893503127572/1041103610081185792/war_thunder.mp4

[somber warren]

i can scream at them for you

[broken topaz]

THERES A HOLE IN YOUR LEFT WING

[somber warren]

you tell me what to say, and i tell them

better then nothing eh?

[broken topaz]

my child gets shouted at in polish on warthunder

[somber warren]

just answer kurwa

Every Time

[twilit wyvern]

rolling the dice here on whether this pun will be considered anti semitic

[somber warren]

new shoes for the full jeans costume basic bitch

[somber warren]

i say no, wanna bet?

[twilit wyvern]

🤝

[abstract path]

Guys guysguys

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/soy-4chan-cry-gif-23507092

[abstract path]

Hey listen

Important message

[slate crown]

@heady crow wyd in this situation

[broken topaz]

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/navi-link-listen-hey-listen-hey-gif-24183227

[abstract path]

Very important

I'm gae

[broken topaz]

we know

Now listen to the real announcement

i have an announcement to make

[heady crow]

In true finnish fashion i wait till the hallway is empty

[broken topaz]

Sonic the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker

[somber warren]

haha du huansohn erzähl mir mal wad neues

[slate crown]

classic

[abstract path]

Do you have a boywife?

[broken topaz]

i do

[heady crow]

I wish

[somber warren]

of course not

[slate crown]

i am

[broken topaz]

i am and i do

[abstract path]

It's time to get one then

[heady crow]

CrystaI not everyone is into guys

[abstract path]

Then a wife

[broken topaz]

@heady crow want to be my boy wife?

[somber warren]

no, its a popular to do that rn, and i am anti mainstream bc i am quirky like that

[broken topaz]

💍

[heady crow]

Salamancas

[heady crow]

Dkjdjdjsjdhhd

[abstract path]

Then get some bitches mannnn

[heady crow]

Yes please :33

[somber warren]

i have plenty bitches

[abstract path]

I don't se em

[somber warren]

you wouldn't know em

[abstract path]

Damn right

[slate crown]

Abuelita most powerful Salamanca ong

[somber warren]

they are in a different discord server

a server you wouldn't know

[abstract path]

Discord kittens

[midnight tree]

I've been legit having problems falling asleep lately because i am genuinely too horny to fucking relax

[heady crow]

Out of pocket to include her yeah but respectable

[broken topaz]

relatable

I can help

[heady crow]

Mood

[abstract path]

Jerk off

[broken topaz]

hit that hidden P button

[midnight tree]

It doesn't stop

[somber warren]

how old are you?

[midnight tree]

Still 20

[abstract path]

It's called puberty

[somber warren]

meh it goes away

[heady crow]

??

[abstract path]

Welcome to my hell

[broken topaz]

no it doesnt

im nearly 24

and i need to breed

[midnight tree]

Fr fr

[somber warren]

i am 23 and i only get a boner when i need it (when i win the sex)

[broken topaz]

If i am next to my partner for longer than 5 hours without being milked

i will physically hurt

[slate crown]

[abstract path]

Damn

[heady crow]

Yall fight for who is top and bottom?

[abstract path]

I'd prolly be the same

[abstract path]

We might....but i wouldn't know yet

[somber warren]

nah

[heady crow]

CrystaI you can participate when you are 18

[somber warren]

well of course if you chill next to your partner you be horny. thats how it is.

[midnight tree]

I get angry at my own libido and then i become horngry

[heady crow]

Mood

[broken topaz]

The best kind

[abstract path]

But we teenies are also allowed to experiance erotic experiances tbh

[midnight tree]

Real

[broken topaz]

But its also just in general

[somber warren]

so factual so true fr fr

[broken topaz]

but more so when with them

[abstract path]

Also same

[broken topaz]

I never met anyone who pains as much as i do with that

[somber warren]

wait so multiple?

[slate crown]

man y'all are even hornier than i am

[broken topaz]

we're just high T males

compared to you

[abstract path]

High T?

[broken topaz]

[abstract path]

Ah

[broken topaz]

compared to pango yes

[twilit wyvern]

idk who in here collects cat pics but here you go anyway

[abstract path]

Nvm

[abstract path]

Yes

[broken topaz]

that phat dumpy wasnt gifted to him by Testosterone

[slate crown]

my horni comes in waves much like my partners

[broken topaz]

😩

[slate crown]

we've synchronized our horni

[midnight tree]

If or when i get a gf i will absolutely destroy her ||with love and kindness|| ||and also my dick||

[abstract path]

Incest?

[broken topaz]

wincest

[somber warren]

the machete you called love and kindness?

[slate crown]

wtf is wrong with you

[midnight tree]

No, my penis

[abstract path]

Being schizo is a problem

[broken topaz]

fortnite battlepass

[abstract path]

Lol

[broken topaz]

i just shit out my ass

[midnight tree]

Booted up my pc

[slate crown]

god motherfucking daaamn

[solar obsidian]

@vivid nimbus

[abstract path]

Wth is this

[heady crow]

Real

[vivid nimbus]

stealing this

[midnight tree]

My mind keeps drifting to more and more depraved shit the longer i go without either lifting or yoinking my sploinky

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/8-meyjoM6yQ

[broken topaz]

Yoink your sploinky

[slate crown]

mush room

[broken topaz]

dont go depraved

thats where i go

[midnight tree]

I am at work

[abstract path]

The yoinkily spoinkily

[broken topaz]

do it pussy