#🎪bruh-fart
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no its no name faces
Currently 2 degrees above freezing here
hewwo brainfart
And it’s supposed to get worse apparently
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i wish europeans a very cold day
gm
I couldn't read, sory
Sometimes
a little silly
Anime
gj cryst
al
anime saysthe guy with the furry pfp
oh the duality
Alive thankfully
I have no idea what you mean
Very
I use characters I think are cute and non anime
You crystal?
I'm eating deez nuts
delicious?
Very
Is...that a kiwi?
woodcock
Beh
beh
woodcocks are kiwi that evolution favored
Binding of Isaac real

Yes
we're doomed
Based true love
don't wanna do that
even tho my gf suggested it multiple times
Ew
Allah would not agree with women dominating men
Strike him down
kidney stones are just crunchy snacks tnh
fr
im not bottoming ever
What else
b-but we have bacteria that can eat plastic !! we're saved !!
i watched a documentary about British snipers in ww2 yesterday, and there was this one sniper talking about his first kill referring to the man as "Bozo"
I laughed more then i prob should have
That hits hard bro 
Also the sniper once bozo got shot: 
Me logging on discord at 6am to see what kind of insanity is in Brainfart before going to do the most important test of my life until now
Ain’t no way

the best thing was they reenacted his first kill, and it was a very emotional moment and all that stuff and in the narration he just says: as i saw that poor bozo drop
Bro....
I swear

also gl with the test
bozo has to had meant something else back then
Thx man 
there is no way a like 90 year old granpa is saying that in a documentary lol
rip bozo
Rip bozoo
that guy, probably
Hey it's true, I was sleeping when I said that, so the dude was another one
Gato
meanwhile me: eating whole Mango, 2 Kiwis and 2 nectarines yesterday
yes mango very good
Especially when they ripe
apparently papayas are neurotoxic

coffee too
English please
drink 100 cups you dead af
the skin of the fruit damages your braincells
That rhymed
........time to stop eating papayas
Meh who needs dopamine receptors
Pawpaws..?
mine dont work anyway
I don't think my dopamine receptors also don't work
dudes with parkinsons
not really xD
A bit atleast
ok so you are not gonna be a poet in this life...
a farmer dont eat what he dont know
i make my smoothies myself
If life gives you lemons
Make lemonade
But if god says no
You stop believing in him
cringe
Think out of the box guyz
i have tomatos carrots and pumpkins growing in my backyard rn
no pesticides
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im not leaving my box
Then I'm taking the box with me
Including you in it
Kek
thats kidnapping
Yes
Roses are red,
veils are blue,
your father was a hamster,
and your mother smelled of elderberries
That is rather
True
And nice
Mental Illness 
Mental illness 
According to that stupid "social worker" everyone has psychic problems
Clinically Insane Gaming???
Schizo gaming hours
Medic gaming!!!
well yeah most ppl do
not all
dw dw if you ever get to have the pleasure to spend 7 weeks in a mental clinic
you realise
youre not that bad
yep
xD
i agree
yeah xD
it is wat it issss
when the head / chief psychiatrist says they dont know how to treat you but propose doubling your stay time
Well i still no like me body
epic gamer moment
Breh
If i say you should believe in god, will you?
im scared of going to a therapist and actually get commited
involuntarily
This luckily wasnt an ameos clinic
those are actually like just places for actually insane to just be contained
its the SCP for clinically insane
Ep
my ex gf was sexualy assaulted by a doctor there
not a very nice place tbh
first day there: here take this hand full of random shit and see what happens lol
I had a full weak of onboarding, medical tests, psychiatric evaluations
before they even considered giving me one pill
I suffer silently to make myself stronger
It's called hiding your weakspot
And i can assure you you will break down either way
i made several other patients cry at the clinic
Bottom opinion
that is ez tho
Yea all women too
wemen 

I was just indifferent to their problems
How did they even get to crying
Wow
They really have a short mental span
☕
What sent you to the schizo bin Cori
Guess i am less of a women then
A bunch of things
I got along best with the wounded veteran that had hallucinations
He was chill
Veterans can be very chill tbh
yeah i mean if you think about it, you got the logic and brain of a guy (so you can talk to men and understand their thinking)
and looks of wemen
Truly
Apparently he ended up there as part of his sentencing for a fucked up violent crime he comitted
during a schizo episode
oh
real nice guy really
twas a bad time to send this image 💀
elo
What did he even do goddamn
I dunno, wasnt disclosed
and he wouldnt tell me either
consume the child
This is somewhat contradictory to follow up with that he actually did a crime
Not sure if intentional
Yeah i get that
Prolly cuz of his PTSD or cuz youd tell someone else
I mean if he even had any of that
Oh wow
friend of mine (small Vietnamese dude) got jumped by a bunch of dudes they kicked the shit out of him, then he stabbed three of them nearly killing one. He was fucking 14 back then
I think he got fully comitted comitted
i'd probably be admitted to mental hospital for a while if i went to a psych
Oh wow
average day in vietnam
germany
I'd want that
average day in frankfurt
sosig country
Don't know if I'd get to a mental hospital but my last psy did tell me some stuff I thought wasn't normal
nah small town in lower saxony. it was some racist arabs calling him slurs and shit
Is it always the arabs or why they do they do that bullshit?
they racist af tbh
none of the stuff i'm going through seems severe enough to seek help for
Thank god i am right
Seek help regardless
don't think that bro. if you think you need help you NEED help
Brain has a funny way to trick yourself into thinking your problems arent worth seeking help for
i mean therapy can help everyone at anytime
Dude...if you have a problem and need help then try to ask for some
i mean i am ex muslim i know how they are lol
Sometimes
First thing I see when I wake up is crystal wanting to be jumped by minorities
I didn't realize I was doing badly at my worst, until my brother told me I looked physically ill
of course you'd say that
Just to stab them
Turn your feelings around and grow stronger from your experiences 💪
Why would you say so
this song is so good 
Bro you cant even stab an animal
it's because you're @abstract path
bro
i just call you AFD Crystal from now

@midnight tree We all love you, seek help ❤️
i figure one day i'll lose my shit and beat the tar out of some idiot
What do they even do?
You wait but it doesn't happen
Sounds like you're angry
people around me need help more than i do honestly 💀
no lets not go down that road lol
you can take solace in your fat dumpy
not everyone can
fr fr
same fr fr
Do you suffer from bouts of sudden aggression or become upset by small things?
average league player
if you want to ( i don't want to talk german politics)
I rarely get angry or feel amy emotion
bc politics ass
why would you want to be jumped by somalians
Politics is ass here so i wouldn't either kek
Not talking to you Im talking to Dip
bro i am just incredibly bored with life
everywhere tbh
I felt really bad yesterday and I realized it's because I drank 4 cups of coffee during the afternoon and couldn't sleep
So true
Attention all fortnite gamers: im gonna sit in lobby 5 and chillout while doing some homework
come join me
When and what was the last thing you did
Like as an attempt at an activity
good start tbf
Have you went anywhere?
nah
ICH LIEBE FORTNITE YIPPIIEEEEE
They are inside my walls
amongus nussy is just saying nword
sometimes i just walk for a few hours
Do you live near a national park or forest
i live in norway
What games besides stalker yall play
so yes
Meine mutter hat mir erlaubt cola zu trinken!
Jetzt kann ich fortnite zocken! Und cola trinken!
YIPPIEEEE!!!
YIPPIIEEEEEE
Gamma
Have you went hiking? Or spent a day or two out in nature
Rn playing a lot of DMZ
Hmmm
i don't get much out of walking around in the woods other than some peace and quiet
but it ain't exactly exiting
shoot stuff
Mostly playing shoot house rn for plat shotguns
Dont walk around in the woods. Appreciate the woods
well i didn't buy the game bc i am not retarded
That slows down time
I am
what is DMZ
Tarkov but Cod
Hate
basically
what the fuck does it stand for headass
Idk
DeeMz nuts
Tarkov is the new fortnite TBH
Hm
Demilitarize some Bitches
Wait for that one
lvl 79 rn
Nice kpop cosplay
Gonna clean some stuff and try and spend a nice day, peace
Kpop femboys wished they were him
bruh fucking women quotes, what kind of generic name is that
No idea
the new justgirlythings?
@grizzled meadow @broken topaz is being racist towards me in vc(real)
I mean they do believe atleast
Thats not true
calling you a bottom is not racist
Yall play Warthunder?
yeah but i have only tier2 tanks and planes lol
bc i don't wanna grind
based
Israel has ERA bro
Would your mom volunteer to?
Ye i like feet
so what
bro i am not.... no just no
The most retarded reaction ever holy fuck
Asking cuz
Cuz what

I know "your mom" is a basic thing in brainfart for a reaction or something but i wouldn't really use that on you tbh
Thank you for being honest

Hmph
my mom almost kicked a schoolmate of mine in the face for shits and giggles
Basado
Wake Up
Open discord
people say the most brainlet shit ever
mfw
she cannot handle alcohol
and she knows it
i inherited my fathers iron liver
i can drink like a fish
Having a mother is pretty fruity. Being raised father only is the straightest path a man can take
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BACK ON THE ROCKS
growing up in africa is playing on extreme difficulty
growing up in scandinavia is playing on easy difficulty
imagine if you never developed the muscles that prevent you from shitting yourself on the go
that's just ducks
Eurobeat
no it's ass muscles
they literally have no sphincter muscles
it just comes out
well they also don't have societal unwritten rules that prevent you from actually shitting yourself on the go
ducks are freer than humans
fr
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you should shit yourself NOW
Banger
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Maiden with the flaxen hair 
you sent it at around 6 minute mark
join VC
Hate england
correct
Ong
@midnight tree SINK ENGLAND INTO THE OCEAN
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this vc is actually fucking schizophrenic
Duolingo: germany is beautiful
Also me: you're all living a liee!
One thing we can agree on 🤝
I can't even own a fucking proper firearm
move to america
*without a license
move to Asia, buy some land and grow rice
where are you from
".22 LR" get the fuck out of here with your homo shit
He's from kekslavia
7.62x51 NATO or go home
America 🦅
pretty sure a .22 is more than enough to kill anyone
oh my god
yeah but its not cool
bruh
it doesn't kick
How bout
Inb4 but I have guns
Shotguns
The longer the gun
The shorter the coc
That's what my fren told me btw
He also plays around with gunz
@midnight tree take your meds the voices are back bro
Unironically M240 goes hard
Ong?
hipfiring the M240 while magdumping it goes fucking hard
Just like that?
@midnight tree is using a different voice today
m60>
nuclear bombs>
How about a dragonsbreath round in a 4 barreled shotgun how bout that?
I like fire
Mossberg with slugs goes hard
Ong
@midnight tree do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jebus Crust
Blops core
wish guns weren't illegal here but it's probably better this way 
wipe out the entire human race from earth with nuclear bombs
earth gets fucked
????
earth repairs itself as it's done for the past few billion years
profit
Yes I use an AEK. Best AK platform
even airsoft and bb guns are considered "illegal"
gun laws are ass i break federal gun laws twice before breakfast
based
you're literally american so it's no big surprise
stfu
take that back
fucking rude
oh boy here goes vc being fucking homosexual again
then what are you then?
german
German
pwease

Deutschland uber alles
real american vibes ngl 
Thanks blud I appreciate you
actually forbiden to sing that
@midnight tree I'm a bottom? 
What about me then geezers
i'm just gonna take that as a compliment for my good english
idk why but out of all the people @somber warren seems to be the only person who i keep getting mistaken as American even though he's told me multiple times already that he's german 
gotta change (not a furry) into (not american)
i usually remember everyone's nationality but this fucker seems to be an anomaly 
No wonder that he's here tbh
Holy shit brainfart vc
hmmm should i join vc.....
wait what's happening, i cant see because exile 
Yeah
ah 
I could join
But y'all ain't ready for my phone mic
that might be a more enjoyable experience
ear rape gaming
can't be as bad as my tts
bruh
Nah it's not that bad
u mf prob all use voice changer
It's actually good
how? I can't even talk 
Hellen Keller is that you?
We back at it, again losing runs to the most niche unpredictable mechanics
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(He doesn't)
HAGELSLAG DISGUSTING
dutch food
see this is what i was talking about
all my homies hate hagelslag
the average dutch breakfast
rat pellets on bread
at least it's better than the french breakfast
infinitely better than english or french food
balls
ok balls are nice
Crush them
as if you have any left
@heady crow @greekmanthatIcantpingsotoobadforhim
I do, but soon no more as of my hopes
I fry the balls using the airfryer
real retard hours
no not really
sounds like a you problem
@broken topaz the vc with the average "kanker debiel" as we would call it 
@somber warren you sound like the gigachad german
What
i got the ping bitch

I feel yes
Death
Kiddin
I feel ok just bored cuz it takes so long to just port anomaly to my C: drive
installed Gamma before I went back to my hometown
shit installed in 10 minutes
its as easy as it was before
Not for my pc
steam deck?
Ez
your'r mom
Lol
me wishing other people to stay safe and keep their wellbeing intact?
Yep
Yeah that's against humanity
thats literally me
ong ong?
frfr

shawty get around.
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go down that rabbit hole and you will find some gems
already did 

why does this sound genuinely good
"Thw bigger your gun, the smaller your genital probably is"
that's what im saying
tfw when thw
!lemon
🍋
mfw tfw when the mf tf fr fr sksk ong bussin
@grizzled meadow alooo
drillah
gunnah goes brrrrrr
Your mom goes brrrr
yes but i like the advantage of being able to dig faster, so much potential
also I don't see drillers use C4s at all, such an underrated tool
frfr I loved using that in school
everyone would run then it would cause an impromptu hide and seek game
i get blown up with them, not that underrated imo
we shit tho
actual skill issue 
i give my teammates a solid 5 seconds to run away before i detonate it
if they get downed it is what it is
i run the medic perk solely for those shenanigans
and the winston bubble as gunner is good too cuz skill issue
i mean can't they see the big ass outline for the explosion?
i swear some of my teammates were actually blind
new STALKER is out
using him on aquarc missions is like a walk in the park
C4 with extended mining capabilities is the cool version of the plasma gun alt
the game turns into a point and click 
literally doing that rn
so easy
that and its easy to destroy trash terrain so easily
yea i always use it to cut off the spawn points
so we don't get surrounded too easily
❔
fucking instacringe screenshots
Ye
you should have joined the vc
wouldn't have burned your finger
Don't tell me what to do
hey brainfarters
join the vc next time
there is a stalker named "8." in this server and its his birthday it would be nice if a large quantity of people mentioned him for a happy birthday so could you ping him and say happy birthday
Im not trolling its actually his birthday you can check his custom status
PLEASE
low quality bait
dont tell me what to do
You chose the wrong place to do that
Why would I care about someone's birfday kek
because its nice
ITS NTO BAIT
Not really
check his status
we are not nice in here
no
ok
Lol
low level troll it is
There was an attempt

It says this is a mutual server

so sadgeing
Homeboy goes in every server asking this
I dont see why youre so aggressive to this
It counts as trolling
so true
i am in this server you big liar
thank you... that's more like it......
Lol
and thank you earth for harassing several users at gunpoint to wish them happy birthday
to wish me*
my head is still shaken up from bouncing from channel to channel
Sad birthday.
dammmmnnnn fuck you too then 🤬
Fuck me yourself, coward.
happy birth
np!!!!
I asked in stalker game chat as well as well and got rejected
Hey boys, i'm thinking about making patches of the factions of the game, do you have good quality images that I can use as a template?
Factions are Stalker clans/organizations operating within the Zone. Each faction has their own ideals and goals, as detailed in the links below. The factions can have both allies who may share their ideals and enemies who oppose them. Factions play a large role in a Stalker's life, as the Zone is an unforgiving wasteland, where the death of an o...
just use the internet
I've seen those, but the quality and size don't work for me.
I think they're ripped straight from the game so not sure where you can get higher quality than that
you want to make physical patches?
that go on plate carriers and stuff or
like these
Yeah, i will make embroidered patches.
you could try using the most quality ones you find and then upscaling using ai
Ai only must be used for destroy the humanity.
Twitter bein howny today
Another day in the zone.
twitter
Yep
thats ai upscaled from this using realesrgan
#🎪bruh-fart message
Mmm skynet knows what shes doing, that may works.
if you need more i can upscale other patches, just notice me
both no
Seems to AI have worked, ty stalker.
ppl who like bath like sucking dick too
real
(credit hellonearth_iii on insta) I hope dutyposters and freedomposters will use this in their ongoing feud
average discipline fan vs average black tar heroin enjoyer
Thanks for sharing
make it major
No
no
Check his most recent tweet if you dare 😳😳😳😳
No problem
on the "side"
Me: burns finger
Also me: i like this
most sane person in brainfart
goes from horny to self harm in less then 5 mins
Truly
tbf that is what germans do best
when me and my roommate argue how the discord notification sound would be sounded like
thats when you know we've hit mentally deranged status
vine boom
absolutely zero thoughts behind those eyes
When i start arguing with someone then start gaslighting them
That's me being bored right there
god he's literally me
oh that's just crystal on weekends, you get used to it


I burned myself :3



riveting conversation we're having
True
busy gaming
gaemin
console gaemer
Bussy gaymin
can't wait until you have to deal with high me in drg 
ah so never





i played it high with bruno and mayo while being drunk in game because i didn't know leaf lover cures drunkenness 

it was one hell of an experience
skip worthy
miraculously i didn't die once and we managed to complete all tasks, though i did get lost a couple of times 
i hold W and left click
good teammate i swear
do be loving the backlash pokemon is having rn
Why is there faces
you should see my gfs reaction 
despair?
hate?
pure misery?
pretty sure she speedran through the 5 stages of grief
for real me
fr fr
getting a switch on tuesday, might skip over pokemon now
siiick
It will still sell like bread
freeeee shiiiit
yeah cuz pokemon
That's why [redacted] Nintendo is a moral right
i just want Smash bros
real asf even though i dont know who the people on the top are
Messi and Ronaldo


@slate crown you won't get a hit from the cabbage
DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
ZUS
Doobie Bowlpacker will remember this.
You will not get a hit from the racism of the gods
look who i found, secret questline
DO NOT DENY ME MY WARNING
I still dont get whos idea was it to put the PDA on caps lock
I know it can be changed but
its just stupid
@heady crow i think he meant this one
pda is on tab
and you can rebind it
I know you can rebind it bruh
it's on tab not caps
Spelling mistake
before it was on caps

Clown him
for some retarded reason

PDA has always been on Tab
BEFOREEEEEEE
It's on Tab, always has been on Tab
rebind then
I will
booba
why is it so hard for people to check the control settings 
^
Gamma Indonesia when
I bet that they are pissed about the fact that she have a husband. Twitch viewers are weird like that 😉
You should see vtuber fanbase kek






