🎪bruh-fart

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/choujeki-eating-popcorn-gif-14739088

[slate crown]

i like bowties

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/black-lagoon-balalaika-bararaika-gif-19061448

[midnight tree]

every time i see some fucker with a tie i immediately feel a sense of superiority because i'm not some BITCH that just lets myself be someone else's little fucking collared puppy

[plucky void]

definitely unresolved issues

[midnight tree]

on a side note; fuck suits

uncomfortable shite

[urban ocean]

Suits are awesome

[midnight tree]

fuck off

[dreamy hornet]

[urban ocean]

You need a better tailor

[slate crown]

it's just piece of fabric jesus christ

[midnight tree]

you rinkydink lookin ass motherfucker

[urban ocean]

Or to lose weight. Suits suck for people who weight 500 pounds

[dreamy hornet]

Thats an odd take for someone who wants to be dominated

[midnight tree]

the only thing a tie would be useful for is to hang myself because i'd have to wear a tie

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-boy-chris-farley-spin-gif-14925751

[slate crown]

suits are way too expensive here and only grooms wear them

[midnight tree]

only groomers wear suits

[dreamy hornet]

Fair

[urban ocean]

Average groomer be like Allahu Akbar

https://tenor.com/view/muslim-dance-gif-26152619

[midnight tree]

oy vey

[urban ocean]

Real UK hours

[dreamy hornet]

What ever happened with the uk and that anti meme law

[urban ocean]

@midnight tree your average American groomer be like "you better respect my pronouns"

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907804235540885518/1043539804131971162/da0c2605dda6dcb169b883e0e10bad27b7cea0f45b52759964998a8af0c0b2c7_1.jpg2.jpg

[slate crown]

the pug incident

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-happy-dance-green-hair-girl-gif-17786062

Average American groomer

[urban ocean]

They still come to your door and get on your case for making a non-hate hate crime

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/Xa5CNf7pMAM

"hate crime"

[dreamy hornet]

I knew of that, didnt connect the two

[slate crown]

[dreamy hornet]

I like to think hitler would karmically deserve to reincarnate into a pug, the very epitome of genetic crimes

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/XJqiVgJ44v4

[urban ocean]

It's more the scots than the brits

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/768494808079269888/973225558211182652/MemeFeedBot-1.gif

[urban ocean]

Scots went insane

Average day in Londonistan

https://youtube.com/shorts/h8nQbB1L_2Q?feature=share

[stone blade]

bit sad init

[grim radish]

https://youtu.be/nkq0t6kCtwY

He real for this one idc

[midnight tree]

he a FAKE one for this

[grizzled meadow]

I seriously don't understand or imagine how they can get so fat

I mean especially on their face

Just look at the amount of those chins

I'm obese (on a diet) as well but I've never reached that kind of fat

[midnight tree]

when your forehead starts sagging then you gotta at least start thinking of doing something about your weight

[grizzled meadow]

"whats good yodie family in todays episode i hit my local lowes and take a double blinker off my plug play and stiiizy."

I don't speak english as first language and this shit got me sweating

The hell is he talking about

[plucky void]

zoomer talk

[midnight tree]

he's explaining how he's gonna get high as fuck in a store

[urban ocean]

https://youtube.com/shorts/I3NLtUyLYug?feature=share

[narrow lotus]

hello tsunderes

[grizzled meadow]

EXACTLY

How in the fuck they manage to get to this?

[midnight tree]

she's about to pop, alright

[narrow lotus]

sedentary lifestyle + trash food + probably some genetics at fault

[midnight tree]

man

i don't think the human body can be programmed to think this is a good idea

[urban ocean]

This plus psychological disorders/stupidity

Also culture

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL2frSq4xJw @heady crow true?

[narrow lotus]

but what its funny is that did u know they actually faked one of the sister's death for money?

Tammy faked her death

and the other asked for money for her funeral

fucking hell

[urban ocean]

Fat people have successfully turned health advice into racism

[midnight tree]

real

[grim radish]

Trauma too. A lot of the REALLY fat people eat to cope with something very bad that happened to them

[grizzled meadow]

Literally my expression now

[solar obsidian]

families encourage them from childbirth because of money from the goverment. murica fuck yeah 🇺🇸

[grizzled meadow]

Wait

They pay you? To be fat?

[urban ocean]

@grizzled meadow

https://youtu.be/Z-dwCWGm_sY

[solar obsidian]

yeah for being "crippled"

[grizzled meadow]

OF COOOURSE it's racism

OF COOOURSE

[narrow lotus]

of course, this is very common here in Romania , why do u think we have so many uneducated ppl?

they get fucking money from the govrnment for being poor and jobless , so why even try to find a job

they work without contract so they can still get the funds from govrnment

in the end they vote for them in elections

this is how it works

[solar obsidian]

exactly, why work for money when u can lie in bed all day and get cash for free

[urban ocean]

https://youtube.com/shorts/matGMbPUpOY?feature=share

[midnight tree]

when i was in cuba i learned that being unemployed was more profitable than actually having a job most of the time

so people just didn't get jobs

[grim radish]

If you ever watched the tv show 600 pound life almost 9/10 people on that show have childhood trauma that they cope with by eating food

[midnight tree]

9/10 of them fuckers are now dead

[grim radish]

Only like 10 of them are

[urban ocean]

Doc: Ma'am. You need to lose 80 pounds in the next six months otherwise your diabetic progression will worsen.

Woman: Fuck you, racist

[midnight tree]

only like 10/10?

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/560386382170947594/1042179347030736967/image-1.jpg

[midnight tree]

sounds reasonable

[grim radish]

No more 10/80

[heady crow]

its real

[midnight tree]

i have seen molly r34

you should look it up

[stone blade]

aayyy

[broken topaz]

Hot

[stone blade]

💗

yes cori hot

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/941591641523884055/950888320500629504/caption-4-1.gif

[heady crow]

i agree

nonbinary hottie

wrong msg reply

anlaki

[stone blade]

bruh

[midnight tree]

molly sure can take a load

[lusty sonnet]

falco evaluating life choices rn

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/wom-womp-shylily-vtuber-anime-womp-gif-25135263

[grizzled meadow]

Racism

America pls erase yourself

[grizzled meadow]

Fuck diet at this point

[heady crow]

falco moving to america

[lusty sonnet]

nah man keep with the grind, you'll be happy later trust

[grizzled meadow]

On my death bed

Canada here I come though

[lusty sonnet]

murica 2.0

[upbeat bobcat]

Go ahead, try to resist against my chad gunner

[grizzled meadow]

Still better than murica 1.0

[solar obsidian]

looks like a block of cheese

[upbeat bobcat]

Both are better than DLSS 1.0

[lusty sonnet]

dunno man

[grizzled meadow]

They nerfed murica 2.0?

Nah man

[lusty sonnet]

they did

[broken topaz]

Buying Christmas presents suck

[upbeat bobcat]

How about Australia -0.9

https://twitter.com/Earth_Updates

France gets updated every once in a while

Surprisingly

[hidden path]

cause there's a shitload to fix here

[narrow lotus]

balls

3.0

[lusty sonnet]

auchan doesn't need fixing, cheap stuff to buy

[ocean pulsar]

auchan like the store

[lusty sonnet]

ye

[ocean pulsar]

when I was poor my mom bought me some auchan boots

noone touched my auchan timbs

[plucky void]

it's like that dog from 2 stupid dogs and a teenage mutant ninja turtle fused together

[narrow lotus]

AUCHAN

Lidl is GOAT tho

[ocean pulsar]

real fara egal type shit

[plucky void]

what

[ocean pulsar]

what

[real tinsel]

must be genetics fault

i have the first two and yet i'm skinny af

[narrow lotus]

can happen ye

[real tinsel]

i'm not even skinny fat

just pure skinny

[upbeat bobcat]

Pure azeri

[ocean pulsar]

yeah must be genetics that my 12 meals a day put me in a food coma

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[real tinsel]

nah man people here are usually fucking fat

i met a guy when hunting for jobs and dude was 20, at least twice my weight

i was also 20 at the time

[upbeat bobcat]

Ye being fat is on trend

[real tinsel]

average azeri looks like a barrel, especially as they get older

[upbeat bobcat]

The more grills like korean femboys, the more people will get fat

[real tinsel]

why

[upbeat bobcat]

That's just how world works idk

I've seen some tryna look like kpop femboy in my train rides but I mean dude you are arabian, it's not possible

[ocean pulsar]

stop living in reality

it's pissing me off

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm talking about those people not you, to be clear, I don't even what you looking like

What reality

[ocean pulsar]

shit reality is subjective my b

[swift scarab]

https://twitter.com/jesterpatches/status/1593543007365652481?s=46&t=SycdUVDQbrUa4nsEu5LkXQ

JesterPatches (@JesterPatches)

So the tables have turned.

Likes

23705

Retweets

4204

▶ Play video

Twitter · Nov 18, 2022, 9:53 AM

[fading shuttle]

Shit this doin numbers

[swift scarab]

It’s a DS1 meme, of course it’s pixelated

[upbeat bobcat]

This is the greatest asset to be used in memes

Can't get tired of it

[gilded notch]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-please-keep-chat-in-english-english-only-english-only-discord-gif-21618641

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-willem-dafoe-duh-duhh-obviously-gif-16794513

[slate crown]

me

[slim osprey]

Real

[slate crown]

LONELY AS A MAN WITHOUT LOVE

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/war-planes-tanks-gravity-broken-gif-26202635

[stone blade]

my dad whipped out the glasses and asked if I want bourbon I say pour some and then put on some nice jazz on my lapto

IS A VIBE

[slate crown]

cool dad alert

no wonder your mom is so based

[upbeat bobcat]

Be my mom

[heady crow]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RemorsefulEntireLeveret-mobile.mp4

[slate crown]

we both know you're way too old for that

[slate crown]

la creatura

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/shy-lily-gif-24953446

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/heyzzy-mods-cry-to-mods-annoying-bitch-stfu-gif-25951942

[slate crown]

[pastel quartz]

just had sex AMA

[ocean pulsar]

do the balls go in the condom

[swift scarab]

@grizzled meadow He’s no longer a virgin, quick, banish him from brainfart

[pastel quartz]

mine does

[pastel quartz]

i was never a virgin

ask your mom

[swift scarab]

Can’t, she lives exactly 166 miles away in Tyler, TX

[pastel quartz]

then why is she on muh dick rn

[swift scarab]

I wouldn’t know, nor would I care

[slim osprey]

Why not?

[plucky void]

simp

[slim osprey]

You can only wish for a gf that would assault a government official

[normal reef]

Dont Google PippoAndSara nude

(on gogole)

Golgs

Google

[plucky void]

why would I want one

[grizzled meadow]

[urban ocean]

@grizzled meadow

[pastel quartz]

i searched it up on duckduckgo and didn't find anything of note

[slim osprey]

Right, there's no reason to assault government officials

[pastel quartz]

reze cat

[plucky void]

that's not what I said but go off

[pastel quartz]

man there's some brainfartery going on in newcomer chat

[slim osprey]

Why do you not want a gf that would do it with you?

[pastel quartz]

they're talking about loving men

[slim osprey]

Sounds like you are missing out man

[slim osprey]

Ain't no way

[pastel quartz]

check em

[plucky void]

wouldn't want to risk being assaulted if I ever get a job working for the government

[slim osprey]

Holy shit real

There homophobic homosexuals in newcomers chat

[pastel quartz]

newcummer chat so bad

[upbeat bobcat]

Didn't know you were Italian

[plucky void]

then again I could just sue her and throw her ass in jail again and even make more money doing it

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cr1tikal-penguinz0-meme-woo-yeah-baby-gif-19316511

[pastel quartz]

homophobic and homosexual

name a more iconic duo

[slim osprey]

Impossible

[swift scarab]

Black racists

[pastel quartz]

hmm self loathing stem from insecurity

[slim osprey]

Doesn't hit as hard

[pastel quartz]

and unhealthy ways to deal with their own emotional baggage

[slim osprey]

You can be racist of any race and it would not matter

[pastel quartz]

jist mu favorite

[swift scarab]

Guess it’s more of an American thing, I tried

[slim osprey]

[ionic hatch]

I just slept for 15 fucking hours what the fuck

[hidden path]

I'm making salad

that's it

[slim osprey]

Hi making salad, I'm @slim osprey

[hidden path]

thought I'd tell everyone

[eager igloo]

Hi making salad

[plucky void]

because it's not PC, right

[ionic hatch]

Its 6:29 PM and i just woke up

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow hello. This message gave me an idea. What about the brainfart-exile role actually exiles you from brainfart?

[plucky void]

uh oh

[eager igloo]

Fuck, you were faster

[real tinsel]

i think it's a really good idea

[plucky void]

time to dip

[slim osprey]

Fastest hands bro

[pastel quartz]

how can you be exiled from brainfart

like being exiled from serbia

[swift scarab]

Very carefully

[real tinsel]

the same way you're exiled from all channels

[eager igloo]

Plenty of training huh

[slim osprey]

Yeah

[upbeat bobcat]

Just get banned smh

[swift scarab]

Some roles can be made to where they can’t see specific channels

[pastel quartz]

do tell

[urban ocean]

Lmfao, redditors found out about "The Guide"

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/yzbzy5/one_of_the_highest_rated_guides_on_steam_so_far/

[slim osprey]

Got years of training on these hands

[pastel quartz]

no im not asking about the technical aspect, im asking about why

[swift scarab]

Why not, how tf should I know, I just live here

[pastel quartz]

newcummer chat is talking about the musk man

[swift scarab]

[pastel quartz]

[real tinsel]

how about you stop questioning things before they get you into trouble

[pastel quartz]

aint no way

[pastel quartz]

o-okay sowwy🥺

[swift scarab]

Damn lemmie take a peek at them for a sec

Already cringed, pass

[plucky void]

half this channel just got called out

[eager igloo]

That deserves a pin

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[pastel quartz]

pp

[plucky void]

@grizzled meadow duty calls

[swift scarab]

We need Bateman emotes

[real tinsel]

my junkie ex genuinely idolised patrick bateman

[plucky void]

good thing they're your ex

[real tinsel]

yeah my teenager ass felt bad for "losing" them for some time

[swift scarab]

Careful, they might go on a revenge arc

[grizzled meadow]

No + we already have 50 pins

Every time I need to de-pin something not worthy

[swift scarab]

Pin me for dick suck

[plucky void]

asking for pins is homosexual behavior

what, want him to pin you against the wall?

what's next?

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-yes-the-negotiator-the-negotiator-general-kenobi-general-grievous-star-wars-gif-23623581

[vivid edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/347254691966615552/1038066021300453436/maxwell.gif

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/no-yes-giga-chad-giga-chad-gif-23156898

[real tinsel]

making out is usually next

[vivid edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/334559751243300874/1038762267690422334/hl2cat.gif

[plucky void]

yes, normally that's how it goes

[slim osprey]

Pin him down ass up

[real tinsel]

then comes undressing each other

then comes the sex

[vivid edge]

https://tenor.com/view/kobeni-chainsawman-power-kobeni-car-gif-26947842

[swift scarab]

Man it’s 4°C rn, I’m keeping my clothes on

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/kobeni-kobeni-breakdancing-dancing-breakdancing-chainsaw-man-gif-26372676

[grizzled meadow]

If sex is so good, why don't we have sex 2?

👍

[slim osprey]

Fool we already do

[broken topaz]

i already have sex 2

[slim osprey]

It's called gay) sex

[swift scarab]

That’s when the futa update gets released

[fading shuttle]

is sex 2 is so good, where is sex the prequel?

[real tinsel]

sex 2 is when you put your penis inside their penis and you both ejaculate

[eager igloo]

That's just jerking off

[swift scarab]

Sex: Early Access Edition

[broken topaz]

[swift scarab]

Also known as EAEAEAEAE

[normal reef]

Cursed

[slim osprey]

Why are you italian?

[broken topaz]

garbanzo bean

[eager igloo]

u forgot to forbid it in time dumbass

[swift scarab]

I’ve got one of those green library lamps for a nightstand light

[broken topaz]

This is how pippo talks
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/q2hIUzrY0Y4

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/fist-gif-5303931

pippo and falco face reveal

[swift scarab]

It’s old and needs dusted, but I like it

[slim osprey]

Moody

[real tinsel]

this is how pippo talks

[slim osprey]

Clean it up and it'll look real good

[hasty dove]

https://tenor.com/view/kobeni-kobeni-breakdancing-dancing-breakdancing-chainsaw-man-gif-26372676

[swift scarab]

Damn I forgot cold weather makes me breathe heavy, oof

[broken topaz]

asmr

[swift scarab]

Asthmatic 19 year old breathes awkwardly asmr

[pastel quartz]

someone called me dad in newcummer

[swift scarab]

Kill them

[broken topaz]

There's a saying in germany

"Never again with italy"

[real tinsel]

jealous?

[slim osprey]

I don't care if you didn't ask

I'm asking the questions now

[slim osprey]

Why are you italian?

[swift scarab]

I’m too lazy to be a responsible dad, so no

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/whyareyougay-uganda-gay-gif-14399349

[pastel quartz]

the hard hitting question

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-you-why-are-you-gay-pepe-julian-who-is-gay-you-are-gay-gif-15004128

[broken topaz]

cropol is gae cause he's short

[ionic hatch]

I hate italy for one single fucking reason

[slim osprey]

No I'm not gay) cause I'm short

[broken topaz]

switching sides in both world wars

😔

[swift scarab]

Small dick sizes?

[slim osprey]

I'm gay) cause I saw a fucking femboy a long while ago and it started a downward spiral

[ionic hatch]

They make cars with engines that shit themselves after 30K km

[swift scarab]

That’s most popular car making countries these days

[pastel quartz]

i hate italy because it has italians

[ionic hatch]

Thats why I stick to American and Japanese shitboxes

[broken topaz]

90s to early 2000s mercedes literally drive forever

indestructible behicles

[ionic hatch]

Tfw volvo, shit in the gastank it still drives

[hidden path]

Love italian girls

[swift scarab]

Downside of American boxes is once you cross the 100k threshold it’s a ticking time bomb of repairs no longer covered by a warranty

[ionic hatch]

Wrong

[pastel quartz]

most italian girls I've interacted with are batshit crazy

not the sexy kind

[ionic hatch]

I only buy old cars

[slim osprey]

Fuck italian girls

Italian MILFs is where it is at

[plucky void]

there is no sexy kind of "batshit crazy"

[swift scarab]

Yes

[swift scarab]

Female Joker

[pastel quartz]

there is

[plucky void]

no, there isn't

[pastel quartz]

there is

[slim osprey]

Man's missing out

[plucky void]

stop fantasizing about things you see in porn

it's not real

[fading shuttle]

he dont know chat

[pastel quartz]

im with one rn

wym fantasizing

[plucky void]

uh oh

[slim osprey]

Real

[fading shuttle]

women

[pastel quartz]

i thought the bible states that the wife has to be a mindless drone to their husband

[fading shuttle]

what is the first image my brother

that a woman?

[ionic hatch]

Me irl

[fading shuttle]

damn

[plucky void]

looks like some weird "evil astolfo" fanart

[ionic hatch]

Problem?

[pastel quartz]

no that's @slim osprey irl

[slim osprey]

Ah hell nah

[fading shuttle]

yeah, but the appeal of astolfo is that he is a dude

[pastel quartz]

real

[ionic hatch]

Oh your talking qbout astolfo

[pastel quartz]

so fucking real for this

[fading shuttle]

its a wrong choice for "mentally unstable women" article

[ionic hatch]

I thought yall ment the first meme I send

[plucky void]

it's a retard blog, what did you expect

[ionic hatch]

^

I hate that I slept past dinner time

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/767292236966133761/1043285033441558689/videoplayback_7.mp4

[pastel quartz]

@slim osprey

[ionic hatch]

Very specific

[pastel quartz]

giveth and taketh

[ionic hatch]

Speaking from experience?

[slim osprey]

I hope you die

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/amogus-among-us-god-giveth-gif-25174658

[pastel quartz]

🥺

[slim osprey]

Falco

You are here

Ban this man

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/amogus-god-taketh-away-among-us-gif-25174656

[pastel quartz]

🥺

[pastel quartz]

for being cute🥺

[slim osprey]

I would crush your skull with a sledgehammer if given the chance

[plucky void]

what sort of online cesspit did you get this from

[pastel quartz]

🥺 so you do care

[pastel quartz]

i can't remember actually

[ionic hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1041733802357182475/1043373015884382268/automemes_1024862730408185927.mp4

[fading shuttle]

their sex offenders anonymous chatroom

[pastel quartz]

im a sex defender

[upbeat bobcat]

Then complain about gas prices?

[pastel quartz]

@slim osprey

[normal reef]

Just dont look up my fanart

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/heyzzy-mods-cry-to-mods-annoying-bitch-stfu-gif-25951942

I'm going to fucking ping aldo

[pastel quartz]

🥺

[swift scarab]

Too late, already did a few weeks ago

[slim osprey]

I do it everyday to see if you post something new

[ionic hatch]

When did I complain

[fading shuttle]

course hes Portuguese

[upbeat bobcat]

You will, all americans do

[pastel quartz]

okay I'll givd you this workout routine for free

[ionic hatch]

Im fucking Dutch

[echo slate]

Did he cum?

[onyx birch]

I can’t stand this channel anymore

[upbeat bobcat]

My condolences

[onyx birch]

[pastel quartz]

dutch van de linn

[pastel quartz]

or whatever his name is

[upbeat bobcat]

then leave

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-van-der-linde-rdr2-gif-22768349

MONEY

[echo slate]

When he cums he yells "TAHITI!"

[pastel quartz]

i have restricted access to the internet

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/muneh-rdr2-arthur-morgan-gif-20022681

[ionic hatch]

Yeah

[pastel quartz]

i didn't get my first phone till 3 yeats ago

[echo slate]

Did he pay you in mangoes?

[slim osprey]

I want you to hang yourself for christmas decoration

[ionic hatch]

No

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-van-der-linde-red-dead-redemption-rdr2-rdr-rockstar-games-gif-26067011

[slim osprey]

Preferably hang yourself from the neck

[onyx birch]

You speak with facts and logic
However, your mother

[echo slate]

Cheapskate

[upbeat bobcat]

Is dead

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/815658526205673474/1043580261549494382/20221119_123516.jpg?width=710&height=624

[pastel quartz]

why you bulli me

[slim osprey]

Cause you deserve it

[onyx birch]

So sade

[slim osprey]

You should find the tree that recycles the oxygen you waste and apologize to it

[pastel quartz]

but I'll cum

🥺

[fading shuttle]

those arent even the worst things that have been posted here

yall overreacting

[upbeat bobcat]

That's how it works

[gilded notch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/837458457228476437/1043587615078760488/photo1666821624.jpeg?width=722&height=597

[ionic hatch]

Waltuh

[pastel quartz]

the virgin mechanicus

[ionic hatch]

Shut the fuck up

[midnight tree]

i'm bouta cast off this weak ass flesh fr fr

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-gif-18141259

[onyx birch]

Banaan

[ionic hatch]

Adeptus Mechanicus are fucking gigachads

[devout hull]

gonna cry?

[ionic hatch]

I praise the Omnissiah

[pastel quartz]

ummmm machine god please make my ball toner works please🤓

[devout hull]

I'm gonna put some oil in your eye.

[midnight tree]

i wanna become better at welding so i can make a shitty suit of armor

i already know a fair bit about metal manipulation but i gotta get the welding down

[ionic hatch]

Read it as tall boner 🚶‍♀️

[upbeat bobcat]

yeah metal music

[pastel quartz]

remember the guy who weld plate armor into his bulldozer and ransack the company that fucked over his autoshop

[hasty dove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/215463649668497408/1043490942314877019/image.png

[midnight tree]

yeah

[pastel quartz]

too based

[midnight tree]

i'm gonna make a ramshack suit of armor and use it to bulldoze the libs

[pastel quartz]

epically pwn them libs

[midnight tree]

real

[midnight tree]

aight i gotta go take a fat shit

wish me luck fellas

[pastel quartz]

love castlevania

[devout hull]

Good luck, hope you have a smooth shit.

[pastel quartz]

i love lenore so much

[normal reef]

I got more supportbform this server than the whole Twitter

[devout hull]

It's Carlurcard.

[normal reef]

Thank you

[pastel quartz]

my type of woman

literally gaslight gatekeep girlboss

[midnight tree]

i gaslight people by simply existing

[devout hull]

You're my type of woman, McGee.

Now go take that fat fucking shit.

[devout hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH7YG0ghbQc

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/EhJYtmZuhV4

babe wake up new zefrank upload

[midnight tree]

After some thought i have come to the conclusion that i don't necessarily want a dominant gf but rather one who isn't afraid to stand up for herself

[normal reef]

That's me

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/5PZ2o3ekY9o

[normal reef]

Bro will overdose on corndogs tonight

[slate crown]

bigfoot is real and he tried to eat my ass

[quartz saffron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn4KOzrCodI

[fading shuttle]

expected a different voice

disappointed

[plucky void]

"this is why I fucking hate videogames, they appeal to the male fantasy" vibes

[vivid edge]

https://tenor.com/view/parkour-cat-agile-look-at-me-go-zoomies-gif-17445063

[normal reef]

How do you know (he is me)

[echo slate]

Literally me

[rustic gorge]

What movie is that

[fierce jay]

Blade Runner 2049

[rustic gorge]

Thanks

[echo slate]

It's a very sad movie

Just be prepared

[rustic gorge]

I'm already sad

How much sadder can I be

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-yakuza-kiwami2-ryu-ga-gotoku-baby-gif-18051709

[proven crown]

[fierce jay]

[glad carbon]

aww HELL nah they got damn matrix boy!!

boy boutta dodge all the shooters rounds and jump into his body

[stone blade]

Hello

is me

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/178950351372681218/1043579397329911828/unknown.png

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/okurwa-kurwa-stachujones-stachu-jones-gif-13138130

[normal reef]

Obamna

[devout hull]

I Did a Thing just made Australia animals more powerful.

He gave hermit crabs metal shells.

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357063673266831371/1043593725114327160/VID_20220604_002437_814.mp4

[devout hull]

The shells have spikes on them.

And the crabs sometimes half-bury themselves, so only the spikes peek out.

the horror

[upbeat bobcat]

NG+ difficulty on Australia confirmed

[quartz saffron]

TIL cat whiskers are their GPS system, if you cut them they get disorientated and shit

should never cut them

[placid sail]

not GPS

more like parktronic

they are needed in close range

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/851252755968425984/1043605218715250792/313337886_1755702371483154_8034467007822756665_n-636b461b3ed44__880.jpg

[quartz saffron]

Cat antenna

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/878756482882084864/1043329807473192981/1667621399032007.webm

[glad carbon]

bro thats confetti lookin kinda creamy

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-cat-gif-23774444

[fading shuttle]

wouldnt that mean someone in this chat is a vaporeon

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/jd-korn-jonathan-davis-j-devil-rock-gif-15644078

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow can this get pinned

[glad carbon]

https://vxtwitter.com/LumpyTouch/status/1594003939430920193

[quartz saffron]

puberty

homie cant handle his emotions

[normal reef]

K

[upbeat bobcat]

You call those emotions?

[placid sail]

more of a temper tantrum, really

[quartz saffron]

thats an emotion

https://tenor.com/view/meme-cat-gif-23774444

[plucky void]

I figure this fits brainfart quite well

[fading shuttle]

you fool, it is a reference to a historical war

[fading shuttle]

the mods shall execute you now

[digital pine]

ah shit

i am currently running on 0.2 braincell

[upbeat bobcat]

[fading shuttle]

same bro

[digital pine]

i am diseased ;-;

[upbeat bobcat]

Hello diseased

I'm @slim osprey

[pastel quartz]

omg so funny

SAKARTVELO

GEORGIA FOREVER

FORTNITE BALLS

[upbeat bobcat]

And this guy calls me funny

[grizzled meadow]

Not enough pinpoint material

[echo slate]

Is that the sweet state of Georgia I spy?

[echo slate]

Literally me

[pastel quartz]

thats the country

fucking bitch

fuck you

[echo slate]

Calm down shvili

[fading shuttle]

damn they named a country after the state?

[pastel quartz]

სახელმწიფოსთან ნუ გვაკავშირებთ მსუქანი იდიოტები არიან

[echo slate]

It's weird right?

Oh shit he's castin spells

[fading shuttle]

ok egyptian man, stop talking in minecraft enchanting table

[pastel quartz]

მე მიყვარს კაცები

[echo slate]

My fuckin table's floating

[pastel quartz]

მე მიყვარს მამალი, მინდა შენი მამალი

[fading shuttle]

im seeing a mangled corpse appear and disappear in my peripheral vision

[echo slate]

What is that, elvish?

[eager quest]

my georgian best friend never told me about this part of their community

[pastel quartz]

i said i love cock

and some other homo shit

[narrow lotus]

[turbid citrus]

Obama hamburger sussy balls

[quartz saffron]

https://youtube.com/shorts/-zHbTUVnq7w?feature=share

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1043601980435730512/video_1045.mp4
bulgaria national anthem

[zenith wagon]

ballsfart.

https://tenor.com/view/сталкер-stalker-niko4ok-xd-anomaly-gif-24836800

[onyx birch]

Why is it called Ballsfart now

[proven crown]

Why wouldn't it be?

[dreamy hornet]

[plucky void]

is that Ready or Not? lmao

[wary flume]

Dragon

[lusty sonnet]

@slate crown the fashion in DRG is real

[onyx birch]

it’s a good point

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bite-cat-kitty-pet-gif-17924889

[ionic hatch]

[slim osprey]

Why #🎪bruh-fart

What did I miss?

[onyx birch]

Balls

[onyx birch]

Playing BF3 in 2022 be like

[plucky void]

how so

[onyx birch]

I suck very much at mouse and Keyboard

I’ve always played Battlefield on Xbox

[grizzled meadow]

Iedy is probably having fun

[proven crown]

Wait, but that's illegal!

[eager igloo]

balls

[pastel quartz]

@grizzled meadow

"All your warnings add up"

[glad carbon]

mfw I take 8 ibuprofens and 400 mg of caffeine during a fever

[onyx birch]

so true

[heady crow]

ballsfart

[wary flume]

Anyone got that one image of the femboy getting its brains blown out

It’s got the caption of like “do you want me to snuggle with you”

Or smth like that

[grim sluice]

The last thing a controller sees before I regain my vision and fire the grenade launcher in his face

[wary flume]

NUH UH

[wary flume]

If I get banned I’m killing a small child

[wary flume]

Anyone know how to overload a server

[wary flume]

I want to kill my school internet

Trolling

Would sending a stupid amount of pings through command centre work

[swift scarab]

Honestly just find the broom closet they hold the servers inside

Not too hard

[wary flume]

They have them in the IT room

And there’s always someone in there

[swift scarab]

Ah, sad

[wary flume]

And they have a camera

[swift scarab]

My middle school just had a broom closet for them, and it was usually unlocked

[wary flume]

I wish

What if I sent a lot of emails

Like I sent a mass amount then reply all’d a bunch

Until it multiplies and kills the servers

[lusty sonnet]

Man's actively trying to DoS

[wary flume]

It’s just a goof your honour

[royal elbow]

what the hell happened to the femboy workout manual

[wary flume]

A little trolling if you will

[royal elbow]

dont ever take the trap mode manual to ohio

[wary flume]

Why

What if I do

[plucky void]

cruel angle thesis

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/uhh-cheesed-to-meet-you-gif-22801166

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/967184262682013776/5802D7AE-69F6-4CEE-99AA-9516D747BD9F.gif

[grizzled meadow]

p!warn @wary flume I'll warn you for now

[foggy mantle]

@wary flume has been warned.

[wary flume]

How many warnings until a temporary ban

[lusty sonnet]

temporary ban

[slim osprey]

Fuck around and find out

[wary flume]

A perma ban

[slim osprey]

One condition tho

[wary flume]

Hm

[slim osprey]

Amuse us

[wary flume]

I will fuck around and find out but I can’t promise to amuse you

It will have to wait though

[plucky void]

how to ruin perfectly good slices of cheese

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/doug-maclean-doug-maclean-hnic-nhl-gif-26820712

[pastel quartz]

thanks alot holy

that's a good image

[slim osprey]

I'll eagerly wait then

[slim osprey]

BRUNO!

[heady crow]

cropool

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[heady crow]

heyy!!! ^^ Hiii!!! :3 Haii!!

[wary flume]

So basically I need to maximise my fucking around to increase my finding out

[heady crow]

how you doing cutie?

[slim osprey]

I'm doing alright, spent the whole afternoon outside today

Hbu?

[pastel quartz]

yes post porn for maximum fucking around

maybe some gore too

[broken topaz]

heyy haiii hiii x3

[slim osprey]

Hey hii haii

^-^

[heady crow]

woke up at 2. Brother visited so hanged out with him for some time and then played darktide till now

im not even living like a human rn

but ill allow myself that since its rare im so invested in a game with a group that are even more invested

[slim osprey]

Real

I barely play with people anymore

[heady crow]

i only play with people pretty much

[broken topaz]

you can play with me

[slim osprey]

Not many shared interests with my friends

[slim osprey]

Haha bet

[heady crow]

bet

vrchat here we come

[slim osprey]

No way

I'm not willing to install vrchat

[vital summit]

How you motherfuckers look rn

[heady crow]

real

[broken topaz]

Real gang shit

ride or die

[wary flume]

So hear me out

[heady crow]

ayo ride what?

[wary flume]

Zip bomb

[slim osprey]

😳

[broken topaz]

[heady crow]

whos to say

[vital summit]

Send it no balls

[heady crow]

straightcels seething over gaychads

[wary flume]

Im on my phone

[wary flume]

In the middle of buttfuck nowhere kn a highway

[slim osprey]

It is prime #🎪bruh-fart homosexual hours

[wary flume]

I’ll do it when I get home

[heady crow]

only needs us 3

[slim osprey]

Real

[heady crow]

real

[slim osprey]

Me and the two bottoms besties

[broken topaz]

heck yea daddy

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-club-quotes-fight-club-gif-24995610

[slim osprey]

Yea

[pastel quartz]

@slim osprey @heady crow pack up

[heady crow]

real

[slim osprey]

Real

Me 100%

[heady crow]

REAL

[slim osprey]

How do you know?

[heady crow]

dont you remember our dms

[slim osprey]

Ah

Right

Sorry

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-american-psycho-thinking-gif-26344443

[slim osprey]

Literally me

[heady crow]

real

[slim osprey]

Bro I see one vid with whiskey on it

Now I want some ice cold whiskey

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/ihl-gear-neco-arc-gif-26313697

[heady crow]

dont you got some in the booze closet

[slim osprey]

I got some

[slim osprey]

It's not good quality tho

[heady crow]

better than nothing

[slim osprey]

I guess

Might treat myself to a drink after dinner

[heady crow]

a drink or two yeah

[slim osprey]

I don't tend to drink much when alone

One glass of whiskey sounds good enough for a small treat

Cherry on the top to end the day kind of thing

[heady crow]

also found this vid again

[heady crow]

cats can have a little salami so you can have a little whiskey

[slim osprey]

My man Jesus walking on water

Inb4 I get muted for religion talk

[heady crow]

real

[wary flume]

Rum is better

[slim osprey]

Ain't got none

[heady crow]

ye that was like 3 years ago. There was no snow and yet the lakes froze over so the ice was seethrough

prolly will never happen again sadly but was cool still

[slim osprey]

Yeah

I would lay naked on that lake

[heady crow]

real

[wary flume]

Jump on it

[heady crow]

i mean there are few people who live here 24/7

[slim osprey]

Realest shit I ever heard

[heady crow]

so could be naked there and no one would see

[slim osprey]

I have no idea what they are saying but I agree

[heady crow]

i got a vid for you hold on

[wary flume]

Me

[heady crow]

was last year when i was cutting an ice hole for our cottage

[heady crow]

what

[slim osprey]

Yo cool pants

[wary flume]

I want to see someone fall through the ice

[heady crow]

ye fjallraven g1000

dont remember which model tho

[slim osprey]

I thought that was a key smash for a second

[heady crow]

fucking mint pants. Use them for wood and yard work entire year round

plus hiking when its cool enough

[slim osprey]

They look good

I would unironically use them to go out

[heady crow]

ye but they are pricey asf

the cheapest model is around 170e iirc and its pretty bad for what it offers

[slim osprey]

God damn

I could live a month in here for that much

[heady crow]

ye kekw

[heady crow]

a very pricey brand which used to be really respected and well still is

iirc their quality has been falling in the recent years which is sad

atleast on clothing. Bought one of their 37l hiking backpacks and it has stood the test of time for now

[heady crow]

real

[slim osprey]

Real

Turning someone's brain into mush

[heady crow]

???????

nvm

real

[slim osprey]

Don't worry about it

Maybe one day I'll show you what I mean

[wet swallow]

https://twitter.com/grenader819_/status/1581698251472113664?s=20&t=Me1sI5NmTTfWxpgeJpb-vQ

Grenader819🇱🇹 (@grenader819_)

монолит

Likes

1116

Retweets

227

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Twitter · Oct 16, 2022, 5:27 PM

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow youre the type of mf to like ash

[heady crow]

who are you

[slim osprey]

Mentally ill horny

[heady crow]

real

[grizzled meadow]

Always hungry

[heady crow]

ill be the fucking annoying piece of shit then

[slim osprey]

Guys

I found the vid that got me muted

This time with higher quality

[heady crow]

dms?

[slim osprey]

Sure

[proven crown]

https://vxtwitter.com/pincheotako/status/1593610709820182530?s=20&t=bDOvcd_QhADTw2X7W6mpCw

[heady crow]

a true ally

[slim osprey]

Indeed

[plucky void]

I'm the annoying but I don't think I needed to say that

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/562302835300237332/1043673193069682740/IMG_20221120_064408.jpg

[upbeat bobcat]

Air vent is a lie

Just a show

[grizzled meadow]

You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit

And Jack left town

[grizzled meadow]

@stone blade hair be like

[upbeat bobcat]

Hey Falco hru

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/oomfie-klee-genshin-genshin-impact-klee-genshin-impact-gif-21838233

[upbeat bobcat]

Dude writing an essay

[grizzled meadow]

p!mute @wary flume 1w you fucked around and found out, and since you asked, we don't really have a "limit", sometime it's about the severity of the thing you posted, and since you posted the same poor dude who Kurt Cobain'd himself like twice, it's more than enough to mute you, also because you're not really bringing anything worth to the table in my realm called brainfart, so yeah

[upbeat bobcat]

Thanks for reminding I have to do that

[foggy mantle]

@wary flume has been muted for 1 week.

[grizzled meadow]

You're welcome

@slate crown @slim osprey laugh at the mute

[upbeat bobcat]

Oshit, now we need to be creative around here?

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-smoking-rip-bozo-rest-in-piss-you-wont-be-missed-gif-22822364

[grizzled meadow]

He literally just posted the poor dude who killed himself

It's not even a meme

I'm not saying "be creative" since this hellhole is ♻️ the movie but at least post something nice that everyone can enjoy

[fading shuttle]

rased and bedpilled

[grizzled meadow]

If your whole reason to be in here is to troll and post Kurt Cobain, that's not funny at all

[upbeat bobcat]

Hey, they say Italy might be able to win this time

Oshit wrong context

[grizzled meadow]

In what?

[upbeat bobcat]

World cup

[upbeat bobcat]

Regular ballsfart local

[grizzled meadow]

Football/Soccer? I'm not into that

[upbeat bobcat]

I tried to make a joke, it proceeded poorly

[heady crow]

repost fest all thanks to me

[fading shuttle]

then eat it

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/503665910633070612/1043675185460547594/FB_IMG_1668750515016.jpg

[turbid citrus]

Does this still apply when we get sufficiently advanced enough gene splicing and inevitably end up with a section of the population becoming furries

[plucky void]

what the dog doin

[upbeat bobcat]

Budder dawg

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah that me

Make it like 8 am

[plucky void]

imagine if we did... no more patrick bateman braincell genocide

[upbeat bobcat]

He's not even real smh

[plucky void]

thankfully

[upbeat bobcat]

Real

[heady crow]

me

[heady crow]

fine ill stop

[plucky void]

I'm waiting 40 minutes

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruno Bateman