🎪bruh-fart

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/speechbubble-speech-bubble-please-meme-gif-25693113

[pastel quartz]

man

what compelled a man to write thid

[ocean pulsar]

not a man

by any means

[pastel quartz]

no woman gonna have that

as their bio

[somber warren]

that is what no bitches does to a mf

[ocean pulsar]

doesn't have to be a woman when he's not in manhood

[charred siren]

Gentlemen this channel is awful, the more i scroll up the more eye cancer i contract

[broken topaz]

Basically

Alot of it is my fault

I don't apologise

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/nerding-speech-bubble-pepe-nerd-gif-26077806

[somber warren]

sometimes when ppl just talk its enjoyable

my brain is starting to blend out all the wierd shit

[broken topaz]

uwu nya

[charred siren]

Understandable

[devout hull]

embrace the cringe

become one with it

[charred siren]

My usual reply to this would probably land me a ban or mute i think

[broken topaz]

Do it pussy

No balls

[charred siren]

Lost to the zone yourself, its a meme so its OK

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-psycho-streamer-jerma985-jerma-sus-gif-25065540

[wind forum]

Game-end yourself

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-kys-meme-kys-now-you-should-now-you-should-kill-yourseelf-gif-24636784

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[charred siren]

Yeah you guys get it

[broken topaz]

I don't get it

[pastel quartz]

krill your shelf

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-mw2-cod-mw2ghost-cod-ghost-ghost-stare-stare-gif-27067874

[charred siren]

Think thing think, the awnser is right there

[broken topaz]

I can't think

I'm stupid

[ocean pulsar]

why you had a stroke

[charred siren]

Thats a good one

[abstract path]

I don't think i can think either

[somber warren]

all time classics are: Commit self forever sleep, please stop breathing, take the room temperature challange

hmmm what else

[wind forum]

New cop

Thoughts?

[broken topaz]

Paw reveal

[abstract path]

I already have room temeprature

Aaa

[somber warren]

instructions unclear, dick stuck in sks bolt

[ocean pulsar]

sks my beloved

[somber warren]

either, you are dead or your room is way to hot

[abstract path]

Maybe i just bathed cold

[pastel quartz]

damn for free?

[wind forum]

Unsubscribe from life

[wind forum]

Yeah I stole it

[broken topaz]

I'm gonna lay down in the forever box

[somber warren]

commit sodoku

[broken topaz]

Boy smell

[somber warren]

also good one

[pastel quartz]

@slim osprey

[abstract path]

Never heard that one

[ocean pulsar]

suck a fart out my ass is pretty good as well

[somber warren]

what that was a classic in like 2012

[abstract path]

Well i like it lol

[broken topaz]

Crystal was like 7 in 2012

She wouldn't remember

[somber warren]

ah yes

young af

[abstract path]

Ye

I was like

What

Second class at that point

[somber warren]

i was 12 in 2012

[broken topaz]

Old

[abstract path]

Lucky

[broken topaz]

I was 13

[pastel quartz]

uk moment

[abstract path]

Atleast you're not underaged

[somber warren]

so you are 24-25 now?

[pastel quartz]

boomer

[broken topaz]

I'm going to be 24 in January

[pastel quartz]

fossil

walking coffin

[ocean pulsar]

dinosaur

[eager quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/763053037332725790/1040264413711716482/F902D19D-5486-47F2-ACF6-0224275863DE.gif

[broken topaz]

Yea I'm old

😩

[pastel quartz]

@stone blade 🥺

[somber warren]

yes being 23 is hard

i feel like 30

[broken topaz]

Do be like that

[wind forum]

I'm 25 in a month

[somber warren]

and look and sound like 30 too

[wind forum]

I'm almost dead this shit sucks

[somber warren]

real

[broken topaz]

I don't look like I'm basically 24 I think

I think I look younger

[pastel quartz]

2001 was 21 years ago

im 21 in december

[abstract path]

Why yall talkin about years i wasn't born in smh

Literally 1964

[wind forum]

[somber warren]

well i'm just gonna guess that you look more feminine , that makes you look younger. I have beard and stuff so that makes me look older

[broken topaz]

Crystal is younger than half life 2

Let that sink in

[abstract path]

Wiat WHAT

[pastel quartz]

there are people that were born in 2006

[abstract path]

W h a t t h e f u c k

[broken topaz]

Hl 2 came out in 2004

And you didn't come out yet

[abstract path]

Bro

[wind forum]

Stan Lee died 4 years ago

[abstract path]

That is kinda funny but also kinda hurts lmfao

[somber warren]

ppl born in 2004 are now 18, feel old yet?

[abstract path]

-_-

[somber warren]

99 gang rise up

[broken topaz]

Represent

I'm 8 days off being born in 98

[pastel quartz]

my sister and i are 11 years apart

[abstract path]

Who

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/oGMbTsvXxcE

[broken topaz]

Sheesh

[abstract path]

Also dam

[somber warren]

bruh i'm 17 years older then my 2 little brothers

[broken topaz]

Whaaaat

[pastel quartz]

[broken topaz]

That's insane

[pastel quartz]

lmaooo

[abstract path]

I am 7-8 years older then my brother

[pastel quartz]

your parents were squeezing them out or smth

[broken topaz]

Also ye I mean I shave

[uncut obsidian]

my cousin and I are 2 years apart

[broken topaz]

And I have had a few testosterone blockers here and there

I have long hair

[wind forum]

Low test

[pastel quartz]

long hair gang

[pastel quartz]

literally

[abstract path]

Me too

[broken topaz]

Still more than you

[somber warren]

i don't only trim, well and not testosterone blockers, i have actually pretty high t

[broken topaz]

[wind forum]

Not taking that from a gender neutral

[broken topaz]

I actually had really high levels before I took blockers

Like well above average t levels

[pastel quartz]

my face is feminine but my arms and legs are hairy as fuck

[broken topaz]

I would have gained muscle like s champ

[pastel quartz]

my body in contrast is smooth

[abstract path]

I guess you can say i look less fem without the glasses

[pastel quartz]

and it's even weirder when you know that im asian

[abstract path]

But look fem with

[somber warren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezt-NlP2-uI
Banger

[broken topaz]

I wish there was exactly 0 testosterone in my body

[abstract path]

If i had 0 testorerone in my body i might be dead

[broken topaz]

Yea kinda

[somber warren]

i was about to say

[abstract path]

I mean i can't do hormone therapy, can't get a doctor for that either, can't like...fucking, do anything i want rn

Except chilling

[pastel quartz]

neanderthal legs

[somber warren]

but i had a 4 in biology so i had to think

[pastel quartz]

[abstract path]

🤝

[wind forum]

Average european discussion

[somber warren]

was about to say lol

[abstract path]

I was ok with biology

Got cleared up by some smart fed (juno)

[somber warren]

i was really good in english

[abstract path]

What happens

[abstract path]

Same bro

[somber warren]

like only a and b's

[abstract path]

Best in class

[somber warren]

math i was ass

[abstract path]

At like 9th and 10th grade i only had A's

[broken topaz]

Nice feet bro

[eager quest]

bro u cant be a man and not have absolute animal legs

masculinity 💪

unless ur a femboy

[somber warren]

in my finals i had for speaking exam a+ and writing exam a-

but math exam 4-

xD

[broken topaz]

Okay but 10th grade is literally piss easy

[somber warren]

true

[abstract path]

Yeah writing sucks for me too tbh
But speaking it is perfect

[somber warren]

never did homework tho

[abstract path]

Also had an A with exams

Bro

Same

Wtf

[broken topaz]

I didn't so anything all year and had the second best grades in my year

[somber warren]

still erweiterter realschulabschluss with no issues

[abstract path]

I had uh

Realschulabschluss mit oberschulreife i guess

[pastel quartz]

im a feminine guy with monke legs

[abstract path]

No

Fachoberschulreife

Ye

[broken topaz]

I mean that's literally just completing 10th grade I think

[somber warren]

thats the same as mine just other name i think

[somber warren]

no

[pastel quartz]

thank you

[abstract path]

Most likely

[somber warren]

you can go to uni with that

anything below that not

[abstract path]

I can study now uwu

[broken topaz]

No you can't not most subjects atleast

[somber warren]

but uni is ass lol

[abstract path]

But what will i study? -<-

[abstract path]

I know lmao

[broken topaz]

Wait

[abstract path]

I hate it too

[somber warren]

well but you can go to fachoberschule and do that then go uni

[broken topaz]

Yea

You still have to finish 13th grade

And then you can do uni

[somber warren]

i was at a fucking catholic private school

shit was ass lol

[stone blade]

wrong country

[abstract path]

Guess I'll be doing alot of studies then

[stone blade]

but yes

hi guys

[abstract path]

Any catholic school felt is ass

[somber warren]

what up

[abstract path]

No cap

[pastel quartz]

oh rigjt you're hungarian

[somber warren]

fr fr

i was never baptized

[abstract path]

Good

[broken topaz]

Only fondled

[abstract path]

I think

[broken topaz]

By the priest

[stone blade]

?????????????

[somber warren]

my parents said it should be my decision

which is cool

[pastel quartz]

bulgarian?

[stone blade]

thereyou go

[somber warren]

no church tax

[stone blade]

💗

[somber warren]

fuck taxes

[broken topaz]

I'm baptised

[abstract path]

Based parents

Also what is baptizing again

[broken topaz]

And had the confirmation

[broken topaz]

Water on forehead

[abstract path]

Ew

[somber warren]

i mean my dad named me after thor so.. yeah kinda no brainer that he does not like the church very much lol

[pastel quartz]

that's waterboarding

[broken topaz]

Same thing really

[abstract path]

Lol

[broken topaz]

As someone that's been waterboarded

[somber warren]

how is it

[broken topaz]

It's equally unpleasant

[abstract path]

🤝

[heady crow]

W rizz

[broken topaz]

Haaai Bruno

:3

[pastel quartz]

hi hi hi hwy >w<

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/women-hahaha-women-memes-haha-gif-24926576

[heady crow]

Corii heyyyyy

Whatsuupp

[midnight tree]

hewwooo!!!!!

[broken topaz]

Working

[midnight tree]

X3

[pastel quartz]

shitposting on company time

epic

[heady crow]

Working Hard or hardly working?

[broken topaz]

Yea I get paid to brainfart

I'm hard at work

[pastel quartz]

i shit and post on company time

[broken topaz]

[pastel quartz]

fuck corporation

[heady crow]

[midnight tree]

i post shit on company time

[pastel quartz]

30 minutes of work into a 15 minutes shit break

[heady crow]

I exclusively shit on company time

[pastel quartz]

based

[midnight tree]

same tbh

[abstract path]

Me

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/lean-minions-despicable-me-leanions-purple-gif-24947693

[broken topaz]

Company WiFi is so slow

[broken topaz]

Same here man

[heady crow]

Isnt every WiFi slow there

[broken topaz]

Noo

[somber warren]

haha german internet go brrrr

[broken topaz]

Most though

[heady crow]

Or atleast everytime i play vt2 with germans they got like 200 ping

[midnight tree]

time to hufff acetone

[broken topaz]

Do they have retard suppositories too?

[somber warren]

german tech state summed up in one picture

[broken topaz]

Real

[somber warren]

crystal prob doesn't even know what that is

[heady crow]

Real

[hidden path]

gwood day

[pastel quartz]

hewwo

[broken topaz]

Haaiii heyy hii gorf x3

[hidden path]

I need to clean his eyes

[somber warren]

real

[hidden path]

unreal

die

[pastel quartz]

relatable

[wind forum]

Crusty

[pastel quartz]

my cat let me clean her eyes obediently

[hidden path]

He was under my covers, hard to take a pic

[abstract path]

I guess you can say i am cute stupid,kek

[broken topaz]

Cat girl willies

[heady crow]

Yes

[abstract path]

Rock and stone bitch

[broken topaz]

Grug thro rock

[somber warren]

practical, you get diarrhea you get anal

[pastel quartz]

okaycat muting you in 5

[broken topaz]

4

[heady crow]

@slim osprey

[wind forum]

By allah I will subsist

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-should-been-gif-23901254

[pastel quartz]

mashallah

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/950839793951060008/1043486402467348501/rn_image_picker_lib_temp_9d4cce00-29ef-4248-a082-b8f84410a54b.jpg

new shoes

pog

[broken topaz]

I have some clothes like that

[wind forum]

Mountain shoe

[midnight tree]

headass shoes

[midnight tree]

get wooden ones

[pastel quartz]

those neon color gives you no tactial advantages whatsoever

[heady crow]

Bro bought the black monster shoe

[stone blade]

FRRRR

they are stenso btw

work shoes brand

with a metal plating on the front

[heady crow]

Tease

[stone blade]

why?
because Why not

[heady crow]

Exactly

[stone blade]

[stone blade]

fuck nikes or jordans

[broken topaz]

That's all I ever do

[stone blade]

DIdn't ask

[stone blade]

I want them to see me
to fear me

[stone blade]

monochrome chess 😳

[broken topaz]

I'm gonna put my hand on your lap and just keep it there, it ain't going anywhere, it's just teasing you

[midnight tree]

if i see yo goofy ass neon green shoes comin imma whip out the schmeat

[broken topaz]

Your language isn't real

[abstract path]

My brother in christ

[pastel quartz]

i hate turkish

[heady crow]

Its finnish

[slim osprey]

Real

[pastel quartz]

hah

[broken topaz]

Haaai heey cropol x3

[pastel quartz]

why does it sound made up

[slim osprey]

Yo hii

I just woke up

[broken topaz]

All my boys back together ❤️

[abstract path]

Hm

[midnight tree]

go back to bed

headass

[heady crow]

Cropooll!! Heyy ^_^ Hii!! :3 Haiii!!

[heady crow]

Damn me too

[heady crow]

Sleep schedule is fucked rn

[hidden path]

Same

do be sleeping bad

[slim osprey]

God damn

[hidden path]

[slim osprey]

Mine is fine

[broken topaz]

I've been at work for 3 hours

Life pain

[midnight tree]

slept like 5 hours tonite

fr

[broken topaz]

Same

Cropol and brüno kept me up

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1043489331647623178/A0C0FED1-AD01-4F23-9B4E-72D3ADDEBDEB.png

[abstract path]

I have a thing or two to ssy

[broken topaz]

That's a long list of people

[pastel quartz]

zip iy

[stone blade]

@heady crow got some white monster

[abstract path]

I kinda want my boywife to dom me

[pastel quartz]

i can take his place

just ask bbg

[abstract path]

Hell no

[pastel quartz]

[abstract path]

I'll kick you into australia

[heady crow]

Might get one later. Just drank day old preworkout

[pastel quartz]

😔

[slim osprey]

Haha you already know

[stone blade]

I just do a line of cocaine for pre workout

💗

[heady crow]

Wish i had some for pre

Would get some insane prs

[somber warren]

then ask pussy

[abstract path]

E

[slim osprey]

Bruno Cori and me

[abstract path]

He sometimes already knows what i want

But sure I'll ask him sometime

[heady crow]

Real

[broken topaz]

Real

[heady crow]

I am ghost

[slim osprey]

Real

[somber warren]

Talking with your partner about what you want is very important

[slim osprey]

This

[abstract path]

Flustered by good gal

[slim osprey]

This is simple but good advice

[midnight tree]

what if i don't have a partner?

checkmate, liberal

[broken topaz]

Get one

[slim osprey]

Good communication goes a very long way

[somber warren]

talk with your hand

[hidden path]

What if I don't want to

[broken topaz]

I hear Bruno is single

[midnight tree]

no, women are scary

[somber warren]

ok virgin

[broken topaz]

That's why you talk to men silly

[hidden path]

☝️

they be scary

[slim osprey]

I hope he likes me...

[abstract path]

I never knew the game ENA would be good (i never even knew she is a character from an actual game)

[somber warren]

how to talk to wemen 101

1. Be a Gentleman (No one does this anymore you will stick out and she will remember you)
2. Be nice but not too nice
3. Make her laugh (she will remember that she laughed a lot when she was with you)
   thats basicly it

[pastel quartz]

they are

[somber warren]

worked for me

[abstract path]

I agree

[pastel quartz]

they bullied me in middle school 🥺

[abstract path]

Plus i always do this kek

[pastel quartz]

when i was just a wee lad

[broken topaz]

Impress her with your obscure knowledge of bionicles

[hidden path]

I am just a tiny man in a big woman's world

[somber warren]

its just a ez way to do it.

[abstract path]

It's the easiest way, indeed

[pastel quartz]

how i talk to women

[somber warren]

a girl that won't date you bc you are short is prob a horrible person anyways

[pastel quartz]

and men

[broken topaz]

Men are the easiest to get

I would know

[somber warren]

its true

[abstract path]

I do know too

[slim osprey]

True

Men are touch starved

[hidden path]

I am simply bad at talking

[abstract path]

Thus i didn't let myself get easy this time

[heady crow]

Me

[broken topaz]

@slim osprey

[abstract path]

Tho, i love him so much already...

[slim osprey]

I am not touch starved

[midnight tree]

whenever i share the forbidden knowledge with women they just start screaming for the slumbering one to take their mind away and they start bleeding from their eyes

[heady crow]

I am

[midnight tree]

same

[abstract path]

Tell me more

[somber warren]

ah yes, Teenager love. The best kind of love

[slim osprey]

Real

[hidden path]

Man up

[abstract path]

Gal up

Bish

Pussy

Lol

[slim osprey]

I need me a guy like that fr

[hidden path]

I can't I'm too wide

[heady crow]

Real

[abstract path]

That's alright

[slim osprey]

Boys that are girls and girls that are boys

Best kind

[abstract path]

Best

[hidden path]

need haircut

[heady crow]

Alright rn im too indecisive. Cropol do i dedicate myself to a lean bulk for half a year or cut down

[hidden path]

brb

[slim osprey]

Oh shit

I don't know man

[midnight tree]

i just lift things and eat

[abstract path]

I just

Sit and eat

[broken topaz]

Just sit

Don't eat don't lift

Be 55 kg

[abstract path]

I am uh

[midnight tree]

i run a fair bit

[abstract path]

Hol on lemme look how much i weigh

[slim osprey]

Makes you easier to manhandle, keep doing that

[broken topaz]

That's the goal

[slim osprey]

Good

[abstract path]

Ok i am 57kg

Almost at normal weight

You can't believe how happy i actually am

[midnight tree]

i am 85kg

you are all liftlets compared to me

[broken topaz]

I don't lift anything

Not even my own spirits

[midnight tree]

i lift things that were made to be lifted and also things that weren't meant to be lifted

[abstract path]

I wish my bf could lift meh

[broken topaz]

My bf can lift me

[pastel quartz]

i lift my self and my gf out of bed everyday

[slim osprey]

Tell your boyfriend to go gym

[midnight tree]

start feeding him performance enhancers

[abstract path]

I WISH

He always wants to carry me

Then i am like "you can't even carry me a metre"

[pastel quartz]

piggybag is easy

[abstract path]

And then he picks me up and tries

Which he did succeed

[broken topaz]

I mean he also can't carry me for long

He's even shorter than I am

But much stronger

[abstract path]

Same ,_,

But he ain't as strong as me

[midnight tree]

i remember my school had some sort of marathon thingy to raise money for something where people would dress up and run around a track for however long they could and there was a girl who dressed up as a kidnapping victim by just being completely covered in duct tape so i just offered to carry her around the track and so i did

[abstract path]

That's wow

[midnight tree]

i think i carried her for a combined 3 laps or something

[abstract path]

(Please carry me)

[midnight tree]

over the shoulder type beat

[broken topaz]

Hahaha you're so strong Norwegian man

Real big hot viking man

[midnight tree]

i look like a recovering alcoholic that really misses being an alcoholic

luckily i haven't developed a beer gut yet

[abstract path]

I once looked like a depressed alcoholic

My sis said that btw when i was sad

Didn't wanna cry, so i just said there with that face

That face that tells you "please kill me"

[heady crow]

Dyel twinks

[hasty dove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/215463649668497408/1043446391097278595/image.png

[heady crow]

Unlike us strong nordic men

[pastel quartz]

okay harrier du bois

[abstract path]

What if i don't wanna be that strong

[broken topaz]

Brüno I bet even I could overpower you

[abstract path]

But just beautiful

[broken topaz]

Mostly because you'd let me

You bottom

[heady crow]

Well

[broken topaz]

[heady crow]

I mean

Real

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1043307787410739230/Video_5209_www.reddit.watch.mp4

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/415654582572679170/1043495215123664978/unknown.png?width=640&height=701

[midnight tree]

i know i can comfortably deadlift around 80-90kg

[ocean pulsar]

nice

[abstract path]

Yeah i am almost 60

[ocean pulsar]

now uncomfortably deadlift 300

[abstract path]

And i wanna be

[midnight tree]

bet

time for another spinal prolapse

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1040460061631332392/GarciaReload.gif

[real tinsel]

hot

i wish i had a gf who can lift my skinny ass

[hidden path]

wearing my Eva tshirt

time to get no bitches

[real tinsel]

why are you hitting jim

[midnight tree]

gonna start lifting skinny twinks just to fluster them

fr

[devout hull]

i survive exclusively on fatty meat

[heady crow]

At this point i dont know

[hidden path]

Might replay the og games

[hidden path]

Finished my gamma run yesterday

[real tinsel]

i almost finished myself yesterday but jesus spoke to me and said don't do it

[midnight tree]

me when i fucking GET you

[heady crow]

I played the og trilogy first and played soc again a few months ago

[ocean pulsar]

me when you GET me a firearm license

[heady crow]

Was really weird

[real tinsel]

did you play in english

[abstract path]

GOD RACE

[heady crow]

Sadly

[hidden path]

I'm just like Shinji fr fr

I want to kiss guys

[real tinsel]

learn russian and play it again in russian

[slim osprey]

Real

[real tinsel]

i've played both english and russian cop and honestly english version sucks huge ass

[heady crow]

Wanted to take russian classes but they are hosted in another high school

[real tinsel]

english version of clear sky also sucks ass

english version of soc is bearable

[ocean pulsar]

english version of everything sucks ass

[midnight tree]

i'm just like shinji fr haha if anyone here is literally misato pls hit me up

[ocean pulsar]

bulgarian dub W

[hidden path]

the sage

[slim osprey]

Fake

I would never be a latinx

[heady crow]

Then die

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPyqEYo-VoQ @heady crow where are all those memories....dreams...we've lost

[real tinsel]

ivan?

[wind forum]

YOO GM CONSTRUCT

[real tinsel]

is it my beloved ovan

[slim osprey]

No

[real tinsel]

from bulgaria

ivan

hi

[heady crow]

That was a vibe

[stone blade]

KHATYL

[slim osprey]

I am too good to die

[stone blade]

I am not ivan anymore

I am oven

lemme bake yo potatoes

[real tinsel]

who are you how do you know my name

[stone blade]

I am your family

💗

[midnight tree]

time to cry about not having a mommy gf

[heady crow]

Me

[midnight tree]

i'll talk to yall later

[heady crow]

Cya dip

[stone blade]

me

[hidden path]

time to buy eggs and theb shave when I get back

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1043497620926111764/I_wish.mp4

[hidden path]

I look like a goblin

[ocean pulsar]

bulgarians

[stone blade]

shave yo ballz

[stone blade]

????????????

[devout hull]

I actually just shaved my balls.

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/bulgaria-gif-23078083

[wind forum]

Spittin???

[ocean pulsar]

I wish I was part of a mercenary global conglomerate dealing in blood money

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/942099369585422366.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[real tinsel]

why

[heady crow]

Me

[real tinsel]

how are you gonna wash the blood off the money

[ocean pulsar]

soap

[real tinsel]

no one wants money that has blood on it

[devout hull]

dough

[devout hull]

That's what money laundering is for.

[ocean pulsar]

put it on deep clean, delicate setting and reap the rewards

[devout hull]

deep cleaned money for my deep pockets

[real tinsel]

money laundering is a scheme to legalize illegally earned money through loopholes

you can't wash money silly

[devout hull]

of course you can

[real tinsel]

it'll get ruined

[ocean pulsar]

I mean honestly it's pretty cool, armed to the teeth and morally ambiguous

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1040330021279109261/872BCC7E-D3DE-46AB-887D-C12442226661.gif

[stone blade]

I saw dungeon synth/batushka/sovietwave/russian post punk and literally based my personality on that @heady crow

[hidden path]

I have acquired eggs

time to make shakshuka

[stone blade]

SHAKSHUKAAAA

never had it

[hidden path]

It's nice

but I keep making it too spicy

found a friend

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/43NzlOx2pIs

[normal reef]

I miss dipshitMcGee

[ocean pulsar]

he must've fled to the mountains I respect it

[hidden path]

I cry

[broken topaz]

Onyon

[hidden path]

I'm like an onion

I stink

[stone blade]

my roommate

💀

[hidden path]

Swag

[stone blade]

fr

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/3cHTyB0FncI

[grizzled meadow]

Jesus Christ I hate all this terminology

[midnight tree]

Shut up

I know you're one of them

[grizzled meadow]

My english isn't that good to create stupid terms on the spot

So let's pretend I just did

[grizzled meadow]

Now that's a great gif

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow is a yakuzaphile

he likes to watch naked japanese men fight

[grizzled meadow]

They're not naked

They're half naked

[devout hull]

i mean

its a great spectacle

[hidden path]

Mashallah I made my meal spicy

It's almost done

[grizzled meadow]

Inchallah

https://tenor.com/view/siuuu-gif-25707158

https://tenor.com/view/siuuu-gif-25707203

[hidden path]

nom

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/415654582572679170/1043485620703596565/20221119_131857.gif

[hidden path]

It's nice and spicy

mmmmmh

[grizzled meadow]

Three*

Being a Niche Internet Macrocelebrity

[slim osprey]

That's the god complex

You guys only see the god complex side of me

[lusty sonnet]

[hidden path]

I have two sides

Man, not so man

[slim osprey]

I just found a tweet with the whole fast and furious movie

The one from 2001

[arctic grove]

Morning Falco

[arctic grove]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/415654582572679170/1043508122871943208/20221119_144832.gif

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1043523378679664730/image.png

[grizzled meadow]

@stone blade

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/A39cMUvgsFE

[stone blade]

your mom too 💗

[grizzled meadow]

It's crazy how the quality rises with each video

[slate crown]

ikr?

[grizzled meadow]

"Doin' your mom until you cry" ahahahahahahahahah

[slate crown]

[upbeat bobcat]

hi chat

[slate crown]

how to summon ledy 101

[upbeat bobcat]

I tried

Didn't work

[slate crown]

unlucky

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/zWuRlwRe8lA
@slate crown

Jesus this is perfect

[slate crown]

[heady crow]

this ones goo too

[slate crown]

the catalyst

https://youtu.be/nhEUsKak8Dc

[slate crown]

"my pizza nevah hurt nobady"

[upbeat bobcat]

Pızsa

[heady crow]

ive watched that scene like 10 times through bcs of yt shorts

[slate crown]

"i kicka they ass"

[heady crow]

@slim osprey

[grizzled meadow]

Fuck I love this series

"Extra mozzarella"

[plucky void]

alo

[abstract path]

"Extra more french on le pizza"

Fresh from falco

[grizzled meadow]

What's the meme here

[upbeat bobcat]

Falco milk mozzarella

[rancid nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-trollface-sad-troll-gif-21649584

[upbeat bobcat]

Uhhhh, you know, og formation of ww2

Goddammit you made me say it's politics intentions

[slate crown]

[lusty sonnet]

baited

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/646507435628167200/940502689362628609/c6e9a10cccac94aff8ab817d38875cc35fa2fd6db1d742b74bc2b283dac1fd04_1.gif.gif

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-23908910

[plucky void]

what the fuck north korea has a football team?

[slate crown]

[upbeat bobcat]

[slate crown]

the only outlier is russia though so i think you're good

oh no i said the R word

@slate crown

[upbeat bobcat]

Maan it's so apparent, the whole group but at the same time it's a great meme I can't delete

[slate crown]

mmm yes, quite

[upbeat bobcat]

[lusty sonnet]

we'll see if you get a warn for it or nah

then again falco saw it

[vital summit]

How good is that game anyways?

I heard it has to dope lore

But I've never liked metroidvanias much

[plucky void]

no england, no france, no poland tho 💀

[grizzled meadow]

[upbeat bobcat]

That would be a great meme but at the same time, whomever doing these formations would lost their job even though it's by chance

[plucky void]

it's done by random draw as far as I know

[upbeat bobcat]

Ye

[plucky void]

isn't it like

bingo?

[grizzled meadow]

Honestly it's great and I hated it at first, but my hatred come from the Switch (console), not from the game
Joycons are shit controllers, the portability is great, especially for Blasphemous, but those controllers are just shit

As for being a metroidvania, for me, this is Hollow Knight but less, less, less frustrating

[upbeat bobcat]

Dunno

[lusty sonnet]

ye

[upbeat bobcat]

Ah yes switch, 480p 30fps 500$ handheld console

[lusty sonnet]

seeing falco edit his message 10 times sure is something

[upbeat bobcat]

So falco how much did you pay for ps5

[dreamy hornet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/752524590013481011/1043500107489873981/RDT_20221006_1557451468073811429757195.jpg

[grizzled meadow]

I can't talk publicly but [redacted] Nintendo is a moral duty

[plucky void]

Hollow Knight was frustrating for you? 🤨

[grizzled meadow]

I didn't, my brother did

[heady vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760930886572048444/1043507806453649489/redditsave.com_green_science_is_looking_weirder_than_usual-t3lk0p62lp0a1.mp4

[upbeat bobcat]

F for the man

[grizzled meadow]

That game is basically considered to be Dark Souls The Indie Game

[grizzled meadow]

620€ btw

[plucky void]

oh c'mon not this bullshit again

dark souls isn't hard

[upbeat bobcat]

Hoooly shit

[plucky void]

neither is HK lol

[slim osprey]

Love him

[grizzled meadow]

It's frustrating, same goes for HK

Blasphemous is a dumbed version of HK, less frustrating
And with a functional map, JFC

[hidden path]

It get learning time and all, but most Souls game just feel like they don't really want you to play them

[upbeat bobcat]

Learning curve is frustrating

[plucky void]

Dark Souls is a visually intense game of Simon Says

nothing more

[grizzled meadow]

Blasphemous have an actual timed parry that works like Jesus Christ commands

[hidden path]

It's a good idea, it's just sometimes not that well executed

[solar obsidian]

is this setup enough for gamma?

[hidden path]

It's a gamma setup

[upbeat bobcat]

Try and find out

[plucky void]

yeah that thing is gonna emit a lot of gamma waves alright

[hidden path]

you probably get irradiated just turning it on

[plucky void]

fuck around and find out*

[upbeat bobcat]

İt's just a PC cmon

[plucky void]

Since we're speaking of hollowknight

favorite boss, go

[hidden path]

Also lmao at every other switch user

[plucky void]

anyone says sisters of battle gets banned

[hidden path]

4 years in and no joycon drift

[upbeat bobcat]

I like drifting

[grizzled meadow]

I dropped the game, I hated the map and the backtracking, it seriously was too much

[upbeat bobcat]

Wish I didn't have to steal a car to do so

[hidden path]

I don't know why but I got real lucky

[plucky void]

mayo playin gta irl

[plucky void]

welcome to metroidvanias

backtracking is a required 'feature'

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't have a driving license

[hidden path]

if there's one opinion I have that can ve controversial it's that the first Dark Souls map is really quite shit

[plucky void]

I wouldn't say that's controversial

[hidden path]

I got told it could be

[plucky void]

but I can see people thinking it's amazing to have such a large map with all of its zones "intelligently" interconnected and whatnot

[hidden path]

It's not done the best

[plucky void]

I like maybe 2 areas in that game lol

[grizzled meadow]

Yes, I know that, duh

My complain was very specific

[hidden path]

what I genuinely dislike is that your directions are based on visual clues. In a game that looks blurry over 20 meters

[plucky void]

imagine playing it back at its original release on a PS3/Xbox 360

everything was blurry

[grizzled meadow]

In any case:

DS1 best atmosphere
DS2 shit
DS3 best DS because it literally is DS1 but better

Can't change my mind

[hidden path]

that and even now the remaster is dogshit

[plucky void]

I still don't get the hate for ds2

[upbeat bobcat]

Because they can't play it

[plucky void]

the only objectively bad things about it was the Adaptability stat and the hitreg for multiplayer but I couldn't care less about playing Dark Souls online imagine being such a fool

[stone blade]

Bout to hit my elbow on the edge of the table just so I can feel something 😔 😔 😔 😔

[upbeat bobcat]

Does online in ds ever works properly?

[plucky void]

I assume so? I saw lots of blood stains and summon signs from other players

just never used them

[upbeat bobcat]

I meant as it's being just a laggy mess

[plucky void]

oh. dunno.

[atomic pewter]

Funny backstabs

[plucky void]

I think I just got summoned once and that was it

don't remember it being too laggy... for me at least

[grizzled meadow]

It's a shit game

[upbeat bobcat]

I've had hard time in NBA 2K games in online because they have forced latency, you have to make your shoots and other stuff get in order but never played online part of ds

[plucky void]

is that opinion yours or are you just part of the DS2 hate train hive mind

ADP can suck my dick but other than that the game did a lot of things better than ds1

60fps for instance

power stance

interesting new weapons

some interesting new bosses

[stone blade]

which game is shit?

[grizzled meadow]

DS2

[plucky void]

Dark Souls 2

[stone blade]

never played it

so its shit

[plucky void]

dude asks what game, man replies an abbreviation that could mean anything at all

[midnight tree]

literally me wit da banjo

[stone blade]

ty

[broken topaz]

Dip can play megalovania on the banjo

He's very cool and talented and sexy

[plucky void]

in other news I discovered the easiest way to win firefights in Warzone. LMGs

the other guy runs out of shots before I do, so I win

[midnight tree]

this dude playin warzone

laugh at this user

[heady crow]

tarkov

[broken topaz]

Warzone is cool

[somber warren]

yes

[stone blade]

OBVIOUSLY YES

yes bruno

💗

[somber warren]

dmz is actually fun

[plucky void]

oh no someone is playing a popular game

[grizzled meadow]

Find me at least three games that you could abbreviate with DS2

I'll wait

[upbeat bobcat]

Gamma

[grizzled meadow]

[upbeat bobcat]

Club Pengiun

[heady crow]

real

[broken topaz]

Demon souls 2

[midnight tree]

yeah why aren't you playing obscure bootlegs from the 90's you fuckin nerd

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/260028412045950978/942725428374798377/redditsave.com_zfdhi2rv0oh81.gif

[midnight tree]

god, what an IDIOT you are

[upbeat bobcat]

Cringest things I swear

[plucky void]

if the guy didn't get the hint when we were talking about adaptability, shitty hitreg, summon signs, bloodstains and whatnot, I think he could've used a more specific answer

[stone blade]

grok doing everything possible to make sure gamma crashes every 10 minutes

[heady crow]

real

[broken topaz]

Just play tarkov

[midnight tree]

real

[broken topaz]

Or don't cause it's shit

[midnight tree]

the tarkov community is bound to be as homosexual as this one

[broken topaz]

It's worse

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/381520882608373761/988103441488445450/ezgif.com-gif-maker-65.gif

[plucky void]

nah this one is definitely worse

[lusty sonnet]

dungeon siege, dead space, dark souls

[plucky void]

tarkov has more furry airsoft/milsim larpers

this one is just pure unadultered gae

[stone blade]

the tarkov community is homo they just refuse to believ eit

while this one

embraces it

just look at bruno and pango

homo sluts

its 📠

[upbeat bobcat]

You ıvan?

[broken topaz]

You're forgetting someone

[atomic pewter]

If tarkov’s got furries it’s already pretty homo

[stone blade]

your mom?

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/may-guilty-gear-may-pipe-bomb-may-im-makin-pipe-bombs-may-im-makin-pipe-bombs-gif-22935710

[midnight tree]

https://c.tenor.com/AX9MGFKzgtAAAAAM/lobster-lobster-car.gif

vroom

[upbeat bobcat]

BSG should implement hugging solution to low health ngl

[broken topaz]

BSG should unalive themselves

[plucky void]

what the fuck is that

[midnight tree]

lober

[upbeat bobcat]

lobsert

[plucky void]

like that enemy from x-com 2?

shoot it with lasers

[broken topaz]

Lobster

🦞

[upbeat bobcat]

Smartass

[midnight tree]

who is bsg

[plucky void]

bullshit games

[upbeat bobcat]

Battlestate

[plucky void]

I mean battlestate games

tarkov devs

[broken topaz]

Bussy Stuff games

[midnight tree]

more like buttholestate games

amirite fellas

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/eft-escape-from-tarkov-nikita-buyanov-punch-gif-17506617

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/692619976569258035/773391561102065704/image0-7.gif

[broken topaz]

I will

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/shoplifters-shoplifting-shop-lift-house-gif-19159615

[broken topaz]

Real

[heady crow]

real

https://tenor.com/view/makima-yeah-chainsaw-man-gif-21119555

[broken topaz]

Makima mommy

[heady crow]

^

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1043156577596747836/03FC1bQ.mp4

ngl

ties are fucking maddening to look at

[stone blade]

@heady crow <33

[midnight tree]

i fucking hate ties they are so fucking stupid

they serve NO purpose

[grizzled meadow]

They should kill themselves NOW

[midnight tree]

yeah

ties are just some retarded fashion shit that APPARENTLY is supposed to be some sort of fucking professional thing

it just makes you easier to grab

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/SYZUBG-YLc0

[midnight tree]

ties are for fucking subs that wanna be kept on a fucking leash at all times but are too shy to actually man the fuck up and put on a real collar

[plucky void]

are you ok?

[midnight tree]

perfectly

[plucky void]

you sure?

[midnight tree]

yeah

[plucky void]

cause that sounds like you got some unresolved issues

[midnight tree]

i'd quit my job if i had to wear a tie

it's nothing but a GOD DAMN TRADITION

with NO PRACTICAL APPLICATIONS

it's a trend that should DIE OUT