🎪bruh-fart

[slim osprey]

Honestly

I'm not gonna say anything bad, I apologize for my behavior

[broken topaz]

[slim osprey]

I will grow and improve as a person

[upbeat bobcat]

Nani

[broken topaz]

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-scream-milk-drink-gif-24021130

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/its-friday-thank-god-tgif-gif-25475900

[upbeat bobcat]

That's fuckin cute

[broken topaz]

people from copenhagen when they see people from seethenhagen

[slim osprey]

I would not be surprised if those were real places

[broken topaz]

copenhagen is a real place

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-sashley-xd-meme-my-honest-reaction-gif-26260955

[fading shuttle]

sweden isnt even real

shut up

[midnight tree]

facts

[broken topaz]

who made the blahaj then

[midnight tree]

only norway exists

[fading shuttle]

denmark

[slim osprey]

This one is doing numbers

[broken topaz]

disgusting

we hate the danish

[upbeat bobcat]

Estonia

[midnight tree]

more like lithuania

[fading shuttle]

its not good to hate yourself

maybe thats where all your issues come from

[broken topaz]

wha

im not danish

[midnight tree]

yeah

dane

stop hating on yourself, dane

[slim osprey]

NNN is making men do things they wouldn't do for a million dollars

[upbeat bobcat]

Skill issue tbh

[midnight tree]

i do it for free

no need to thank me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1043287695373377536/302177425_795259231625078_782126877.mp4

[fading shuttle]

hes like me, frfr

[broken topaz]

just like me

[midnight tree]

fr fr

he jus like me

[fading shuttle]

and then hes like me, frfr sometimes aswell

[broken topaz]

hey

i have question

because curious

how old are you

[midnight tree]

20

[slim osprey]

Boomer

[upbeat bobcat]

Too young

[midnight tree]

shut the fuck up

[upbeat bobcat]

[slim osprey]

[broken topaz]

man has a total daddy voice btw

fr fr

[slim osprey]

[upbeat bobcat]

You should hear my voice

[slim osprey]

@midnight tree vc rn

[midnight tree]

😳

playing mechwarrior with a fren rn

[upbeat bobcat]

Real boomer voice is mine

[midnight tree]

another time

[slim osprey]

Damnit

Okay

I would be too scared to vc anyways

[broken topaz]

come vibe with us next time

[slim osprey]

I saw you guys vibing earlier, I was busy at the gym

[upbeat bobcat]

Yoo, y'all vibing? Lmk next time

I need imaginary friends

[broken topaz]

i literally asked in here if anyone was free

he was the only one to come

😔

[slim osprey]

So sad

[upbeat bobcat]

When was it tho

[slim osprey]

I'm free around this hour

[broken topaz]

only he got to hear my incredibly manly voice

[slim osprey]

Earlier today

[heady crow]

DUDE IKR

[upbeat bobcat]

I was outside :<

[heady crow]

thats what i said when i played drg with him

[broken topaz]

Yea i was taken aback when he first spoke

[slim osprey]

God damn

[broken topaz]

like

[upbeat bobcat]

Yall vc when DRG???

[slim osprey]

Now I don't know if I should join a vc with him

What if I cum?

[broken topaz]

you might

[slim osprey]

Good lord

[heady crow]

ye

[real tinsel]

how much is your price in default hours

[slim osprey]

Uhhhh

How much you got?

[real tinsel]

i have a total of -600$

[broken topaz]

Then that nets you 1 hour

[slim osprey]

That nets you -1 hour

You best add it to my lifetime by next week

[broken topaz]

or 6 hours with me

:3

[slim osprey]

Otherwise I'll steal 1 hour from you

[real tinsel]

so he pays me 600$ to spend an hour with me

i see a win

[slim osprey]

Cori does not speak for me

I am freelance

[broken topaz]

get unionised now

[slim osprey]

They can't set my prices

[real tinsel]

are you a man or a woman

[slim osprey]

Shut the fuck up

[broken topaz]

yes

[slim osprey]

I live that capitalist dream

No unions

[real tinsel]

sorry i'm only interested in men

try again another time

[slim osprey]

Real

Well what if I say I'm not a guy?

[fading shuttle]

Rio

[real tinsel]

then i'm still not interested in them

ohhh

[slim osprey]

So you no longer want to spend an hour with me?

[broken topaz]

I can be whatever you want

[real tinsel]

you have to pay me 600$ so yeah why not

[slim osprey]

How about you become a university graduate and become successful in your life

[slim osprey]

I won't pay you 600$

[real tinsel]

you have to

[broken topaz]

impossible task

[slim osprey]

You can't be whatever I want then

I will sue you for fake advertisement

[broken topaz]

[slim osprey]

Nah

[real tinsel]

i'll pull out all your dick meat and leave only the foreskin if you don't

[slim osprey]

You'll have to pull out a lot of meat for that

[real tinsel]

i have a comically large spoon which i sharpen every day

[slim osprey]

And I have a comically large cock

[real tinsel]

great match

[broken topaz]

fr?

[slim osprey]

Fr

[broken topaz]

evidence?

[real tinsel]

yes i've seen it

[slim osprey]

Bet

[real tinsel]

it's huge

[slim osprey]

Pay me and I'll send

[broken topaz]

how much

🤔

[slim osprey]

Idk

10 bucks

[real tinsel]

i had to hold it using both my arms

[broken topaz]

paypal link

[slim osprey]

Buy me blasphemous on steam and I'll send you a pic

That's my final offer

[broken topaz]

thast more than 10 bucks

[real tinsel]

product first, payment after

[slim osprey]

But I want blasphemous

[slim osprey]

Payment first

[real tinsel]

no

[slim osprey]

You don't get a car without paying for it

You don't get a bj without paying for it

[real tinsel]

you can steal it

[broken topaz]

ever heard of a loan

[slim osprey]

You don't get twink dick without paying for it

Except me

I get all of those for free

[real tinsel]

how is it a twink dick if it's comically large

[broken topaz]

[fading shuttle]

a blowjob loan?

[broken topaz]

Twink dick is always huge

[slim osprey]

I have the body of a twink

[broken topaz]

bottom dick is always the biggest

fr

its such a waste

[slim osprey]

I ain't a bottom tho

[broken topaz]

sure

[slim osprey]

Mine gets use

[midnight tree]

despite all my mental shortcomings at least i'm not lacking in the schmeat department

[real tinsel]

they suck your dick but you only get to cum when you've paid the rest of the loan

[broken topaz]

With a voice like that

i bet it hangs real low

fr

[fading shuttle]

edging but with extra steps

[slim osprey]

[stone blade]

shampoo

[midnight tree]

thankfully it's a grower and not a shower

[slim osprey]

Real

[real tinsel]

yes but also the cum gets stuck in your dick so it's painful you have to pay

[broken topaz]

real

[slim osprey]

Imagine being big while also being a shower

Would be horrible

[midnight tree]

having a constantly semi-chub dick has got to be annoying as fuck

[broken topaz]

yea it is

😔

[upbeat bobcat]

[slim osprey]

Speaking from experience?

[broken topaz]

Mhm its a real burden

[real tinsel]

so you are a man

[broken topaz]

Or am i?

[slim osprey]

I am sincerely sorry for you

Want help dealing with it?

[real tinsel]

i only care about the dick

[broken topaz]

yea can you hold it for me?

[slim osprey]

Yeah I will

[broken topaz]

I have that

[slim osprey]

I can hold you if you want

[broken topaz]

for now

[real tinsel]

okay but do you have a dick

[fading shuttle]

daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks

[midnight tree]

ayo hold my dick for a bit i gotta go fix something i'll be right back

[slim osprey]

[swift scarab]

Imagine if we could detach our dick for convenience

[slim osprey]

Bro got a detachable cock

[broken topaz]

Put in the washing machine for a deep clean

[slim osprey]

I would never leave without my dick

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

[slim osprey]

Need to always be ready in case some bitch wants the d

[slim osprey]

Realest shit ever

[real tinsel]

king missile's music is really good despite having the weirdest lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSfa56tjBQo

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/this-nuts-deez-deez-nuts-cat-cat-eating-gif-21760877

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-kHB2fWUS8

[midnight tree]

aight i might be up for some vc action

@slim osprey did you hear that, boy?

[slim osprey]

uwu

Noo I get nervous

[broken topaz]

come on

dont be a pussy

[slim osprey]

Alright bet

[broken topaz]

im not coming btw

i just wanted @slim osprey to go

[slim osprey]

Cringe

[real tinsel]

okay, i came

[slim osprey]

Come over here

[real tinsel]

thanks for the conversation 👍

[broken topaz]

im in call with the bf

sorry daddy

[slim osprey]

I will remember this

Next time I will kill you

[broken topaz]

okay but doesnt he sound hot tho

wasnt it worth your time

[slim osprey]

He reminds me of another friend actually

[real tinsel]

he made me do a white pee in my pants

[broken topaz]

He's also just really chill and cool

10/10 homie so far

[slim osprey]

Sadly you are not a homie

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-this-down-ifunny-gif-caption-based-gif-19282808

[slim osprey]

You didn't come to my precious voice reveal

[broken topaz]

Im sowwy

I am in call with bf and soon bed time

I got worky tomorrow

:c

[slim osprey]

Cringe

[broken topaz]

i agree very cringe

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/756215029275295904/1013249086494875648/togif.gif

[slim osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/940410062676054018/1034285355840585840/attachment-3-1.gif

[fading shuttle]

i know the original art

[slim osprey]

Me too

[fading shuttle]

where is it hiding?

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-gif-18141259

[slim osprey]

Tucked behind the leg

[broken topaz]

definitely just like me

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/shylily-vtuber-gif-24726882

@heady crow Are you happy with the voice reveal?

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929453284018753596/940280987609366588/colage.gif

YES

[reef anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/770094079102681198/1043265497904467968/trim.31C39BB0-0124-44C4-9D92-89934B950749.mp4

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/titan-megamind-silent-hill-dead-inside-stare-gif-23717163

[real tinsel]

he's literally me fr

[real tinsel]

so you are a man

[broken topaz]

somewhat

yes

[real tinsel]

alex sounds like a bulgarian moistcritikal

[heady crow]

@slim osprey

[slim osprey]

Cock

[broken topaz]

[heady crow]

cock

[slim osprey]

Cock

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/980748192708702269/B15160C4-17BF-4003-9C48-B5EA2DCA8697.gif

[slim osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/860202030677098496/1002037609717043291/boyfriend_wanter_says.gif

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1018914979077947392/YouCut_20220826_211505877_640x360_1.gif

[broken topaz]

homos ❤️

[heady crow]

sure am

[slim osprey]

Says you bottom

[heady crow]

love you too

[midnight tree]

shut up

homoid

[heady crow]

straightcel

L

[upbeat bobcat]

it's called homie

[broken topaz]

Straightcels seething at gaychads

[slim osprey]

Keep telling yourself that fucking incel

[fading shuttle]

Gaycel seething at straightchads

[heady crow]

sounds homophobic

mods?

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/562302835300237332/1043299601706389544/FB_IMG_1668754121127.jpg

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/heyzzy-mods-cry-to-mods-annoying-bitch-stfu-gif-25951942

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-escape-from-tarkov-nikita-thomas-shelby-gay-gif-23291295

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-24770297

@slim osprey

[slim osprey]

Real

What about thussy or thock? (They/Them pussy/cock)

[heady crow]

ask Cori

[pastel quartz]

okaycat muting you for "religion posting" in 5

[broken topaz]

Don't ask me I'm sleeping

[narrow lotus]

GN

[heady crow]

whole vc died damn

[slim osprey]

Sleep is for the week

[vivid marsh]

real?

[broken topaz]

I am weak

[slim osprey]

No point in vc if you are not there

[heady crow]

real?

😳

[slim osprey]

Ahaha how weak?

[pastel quartz]

real

[slim osprey]

Real

[pastel quartz]

you should try it

[upbeat bobcat]

real

[heady crow]

real enough to be manhandled

[vivid marsh]

omw

[slim osprey]

Yes

[heady crow]

[slim osprey]

You can be manhandled

[broken topaz]

Real weak, like can't do one pull up kind of weak

[normal reef]

On god?

[slim osprey]

Wanna get manhandled?

[broken topaz]

Yes

[vivid marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/585575484662874117/1043209360303718480/redditsave.com_jarvt84kg4e81.gif

[slim osprey]

Bet

[pastel quartz]

it's saturday

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/manhandled-nigh-at-the-museum-gif-9326916

[slim osprey]

No it's not

[normal reef]

It is

Dumbass

[slim osprey]

It's #🎪bruh-fart

I'm the celebrity in here

[broken topaz]

Caturday

[slim osprey]

What I say is true

[heady crow]

as long as brainfart friday is on its friday

[slim osprey]

Say meow rn

[upbeat bobcat]

[broken topaz]

Meow~

[pastel quartz]

CATURDAY

[heady crow]

anything for you daddy

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/emojify-gif-23955079

[normal reef]

Pippoandsunday when

[upbeat bobcat]

caturday

[slim osprey]

No need to cross that word out

[heady crow]

youre not hot enough

[slim osprey]

I'm already the father of brainfart

[heady crow]

ahhahhaaaa

[normal reef]

That aint piss that's fucking pure ethanol

[slim osprey]

I'm used to being called daddy

[upbeat bobcat]

Piss is piss

[heady crow]

r/vexillogycirclejerk

[broken topaz]

The flag of Japan but it's actually a perfectly places piss stain

[normal reef]

How fucking hedydrated you have to be to piss brown

[pastel quartz]

bonbi hours

i lost my bonbi folder

[slim osprey]

What is a bonbi

[heady crow]

bonbibonkers

[pastel quartz]

ricardo milos's friend

[slim osprey]

Ah

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/bonbi-bonbiwaffen-gif-19418680

[heady crow]

AHAHAHAHA YES

I LOST THAT ONE

THANK YOU

[broken topaz]

Fr fr

Hate those people

[slim osprey]

I would suck her tiddies dry

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/hank-schrader-shock-realization-realisation-gif-20454516

[slim osprey]

Imagine not being able to stand a video call

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-hank-breaking-bad-hank-dance-getting-litty-gif-26607029

[slim osprey]

Literal bottom mindset

[broken topaz]

I hate video calls and regular calls

[heady crow]

real

nah regular calls are fine

[slim osprey]

I am the peak of humanity

[heady crow]

fuck are you supposed to do in a video call

[broken topaz]

I'm so glad you don't have to call at food places anymore and can order online

[slim osprey]

I use video calls to look at myself

[broken topaz]

I literally can't make phone calls

[slim osprey]

Appreciate my own hotness

[upbeat bobcat]

spread the

[heady crow]

glute spread?

[pastel quartz]

make intense eye contact with the caller

[slim osprey]

Lust over the other person's body

Preferably with me

My body

[heady crow]

nah im not gonna lust over my brothers body

im not cori i dont like incest

[upbeat bobcat]

Brozoned

[heady crow]

REAL

[broken topaz]

[slim osprey]

Real

[broken topaz]

I'm not into incest guys

[slim osprey]

Being in a videocall with me is dangerous

[slim osprey]

Lies

[upbeat bobcat]

its called wincest

[broken topaz]

Listen I have weird kinks but incest ain't one

[heady crow]

i get called a femboy and i accepted it

[slim osprey]

You want to fuck your dad

[heady crow]

now do your part

[broken topaz]

I don't wanna fuck my dad

[upbeat bobcat]

What if Brüno was your bro

[pastel quartz]

im blessing brainfart with another free nitro

[broken topaz]

He's my bro in a different way

[slim osprey]

Yeah

[broken topaz]

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[slim osprey]

Same way my bro fucks me in the ass

[heady crow]

brother from another mother

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/ayyoooo-ayoo-ayyoo-gif-24286843

[slim osprey]

Fake

I don't get fucked

I fuck

[broken topaz]

Step bro hahahaa

I'm stuck

[upbeat bobcat]

Taking turns?

[heady crow]

ahhaaaa

[slim osprey]

[heady crow]

[heady crow]

me conveniently getting stuck and cropol spawning in

yep

[slim osprey]

Real

Gotta help the homies out

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/drop-soap-dont-drop-the-soap-buttsex-gif-11461064

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/joseph-and-avdol-joseph-avdol-stuck-joseph-avdol-bang-gif-18047061

[slim osprey]

Embed fail

You lose

[broken topaz]

Laugh at me

[slim osprey]

Send me a nude

[broken topaz]

Embed failure

I don't have any saved anymore

I recently deleted all

[slim osprey]

A mod is gonna come and mute us all

Don't care

Take one rn

[heady crow]

dont laugh at cori they have some sort of fetish related to it

[slim osprey]

Humiliation kink

[heady crow]

youre taking a mod rn? Ayo

[broken topaz]

That one may actually be true

[heady crow]

may or may not

well leave it be

[slim osprey]

Wouldn't be the first time I deal with that

There are many kinks I have dealt with

[broken topaz]

You can slap me punch me pull my hair

[slim osprey]

My career as a top wasn't built over just one kink

[heady crow]

gotta work from top to bottom

[slim osprey]

From bottom to top*

[broken topaz]

From bottom stay at bottom

[slim osprey]

I unironically went from bottom leaning switch to an exclusive top

[slim osprey]

Cock

[broken topaz]

Yep

[slim osprey]

I am coming to your house

[broken topaz]

Okay and then what

[slim osprey]

My gf doesn't let me pull her hair

So I'm taking that out on you

[broken topaz]

Do that

[slim osprey]

Hello Falco

[grizzled meadow]

Vercingetorix more like Vercringetorix

[slim osprey]

Nothing wacky going on rn

[heady crow]

hello falco

[broken topaz]

Hello Falco

[heady crow]

REAL

[broken topaz]

We're being normal in here

[heady crow]

YOURE A REAL ONE FALCO

[slim osprey]

Mhm

[heady crow]

but he was cool tho

[slim osprey]

Totally normal

[grizzled meadow]

I know you're talking about sex

I'm not stupid

[slim osprey]

Not like I just murdered someone and I'm trying to hide their body

Oh

Ah yeah

[heady crow]

real

[broken topaz]

What is sex

[slim osprey]

Want me to show you?

[broken topaz]

I'm a visual learner btw

[slim osprey]

I should stop

Barely any self control when it comes to this

[broken topaz]

Same

[slim osprey]

Me fr

Hey falco

[slim osprey]

I want to post a vid but I'm not sure if it's safe

May I send it to you first?

[broken topaz]

Just like me fr

[slim osprey]

Let's epically own them again

That'll show them

[broken topaz]

Yea own me

[slim osprey]

Slavery was abolished a long while ago

Calm down my dear They/Them

[broken topaz]

its consentual

[slim osprey]

Gah damn

That's what a fed would say

You trying to set me up

Aren't you older than me?

[broken topaz]

yes

[slim osprey]

I would be ashamed to admit I was submissive to someone younger than me

[broken topaz]

hahahah how humiliating haha

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/756215029275295904/1013249086494875648/togif.gif

Oh no

[broken topaz]

epic embed fail

[slim osprey]

Real

[broken topaz]

Nice chart

[slim osprey]

I used to do those charts with my friends

[broken topaz]

I have sex usually unconscious so i wouldnt know what it is

[heady crow]

used to?

[slim osprey]

Bru that is rape

[heady crow]

real

[slim osprey]

We stopped for whatever reason

[heady crow]

real

[broken topaz]

real

[slim osprey]

Tho usually I would come out on top of everyone else

[heady crow]

real

[broken topaz]

cum on everyone else

[slim osprey]

Yeah that too

[broken topaz]

I borrowed my dads mercedes for tomorrow

very cool

[slim osprey]

Tho that's from long ago

[slim osprey]

Very nice

Don't crash it

I know them queers can't drive

[broken topaz]

I can drive

https://tenor.com/view/gosling-rayan-gosling-smile-drive-movie-movie-gif-20381408

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/taxi-robertdeniro-gif-4714238

[slim osprey]

Impossible

Can you do math?

[broken topaz]

no

[slim osprey]

Okay

I remain unchallenged as the ultimate queer then

I got all three

1. Good at driving
2. Good relationship with my father
3. Good at math

[broken topaz]

I can do like basic math and the stuff up until basic algebra

But my uni math continues to elude me mostly

I also have a great relationship with my father

[slim osprey]

I had no trouble with maths in my whole life

[broken topaz]

can you help me with deterministic sequential machine functions?

uwu

[slim osprey]

Pay me

[broken topaz]

but i dont have any money haha

[slim osprey]

I don't care

Pay me

[pastel quartz]

you can help yourselfto deez nuts

[broken topaz]

[slim osprey]

The csm opening fucks

That's all

[broken topaz]

it do

love that song

[slim osprey]

I'm gonna add it to the sex playlist

[heady crow]

me too

i love csm

denji is literially me

[broken topaz]

consentual sex with men

csm

[slim osprey]

Denji is literally me

Kobeni is literally all I want

[broken topaz]

im literally pochita, as in inside of brüno

[heady crow]

i just want to touch some bboobs (boy boobs)

[heady crow]

sdfkjsdjlfksdjfjkdskjfsd

please

[slim osprey]

The bitties (boy titties)

[heady crow]

😭

i forgot about that

[broken topaz]

booba

[heady crow]

fucking bits

[broken topaz]

boy ooba

[slim osprey]

I found one of the charts I made with my friends

I still don't know how I am that intimidating to them

[quartz saffron]

Well I think I failed my board exam

[quartz saffron]

[broken topaz]

its a board

what could be so complicated

[heady crow]

real

[broken topaz]

its wooden

and rectangular

[heady crow]

its flat

unlike me

[slim osprey]

Not real, I swear I'm approachable

I don't intimidate people, right?

[heady crow]

sure

well go with that one chief

[slim osprey]

No actually I probably do

[broken topaz]

approachable? practically have magnetic attraction

😳

[heady crow]

whatever you say

[heady crow]

REAL

[slim osprey]

No no

People are attracted to me

But for whatever reason they are scared of me

[heady crow]

youre so hot theyre intimidated by you

[slim osprey]

Real

[heady crow]

real

[slim osprey]

I got an angry face too

So that probably doesn't help much

[heady crow]

ye i got a resting bitch face

got it from my mom

no offence to her

[slim osprey]

I got mine from my dad

And the hotness from my mom

[broken topaz]

real

[heady crow]

real?

[slim osprey]

Real

[broken topaz]

I got my height from my mom

but my cock size from my dad

[heady crow]

how do you know your dads cock size

[slim osprey]

I knew you had sex with your dad

[broken topaz]

NOOO

okay listen

[heady crow]

????

[broken topaz]

theres a reasonable explanation

[heady crow]

homie if you need to explain it its not reasonable

[slim osprey]

I am above my dad's size

[heady crow]

[broken topaz]

so in 2006 during the football world cup

[heady crow]

my dads bigger than me

[slim osprey]

[broken topaz]

germany was in semi finals against italy

[heady crow]

??????

[slim osprey]

?????

[broken topaz]

and my whole street was watching on a projector as a commjunal watch party

[heady crow]

only way i see this going is your dad stripping down

[broken topaz]

and my dad

drunk as he was

bet that there was no chance italy would win against germany

long story short

germany lost

And my dad ran up and down our street

fully naked

two times

[heady crow]

yeah

[broken topaz]

infront of everyone

[slim osprey]

Why were you

A minor

[heady crow]

i just go to a sauna with my family members

[slim osprey]

Included there?

[broken topaz]

I was 7

[slim osprey]

Exactly

I wouldn't be naked in front of kids

[broken topaz]

and well there was other neighbor hood kids

[slim osprey]

God damn

[broken topaz]

listen it was germany in the early 2000s

it was a different time

more innocent

[heady crow]

clearly this man hasnt been in a sauna

[slim osprey]

Right

No

I have not

[broken topaz]

Anyways thats how i know that my dad is hung

[slim osprey]

I wouldn't either

[heady crow]

when you come here ill take you to a sauna

[broken topaz]

See i told you there was a reasonable explanation

[slim osprey]

You can't look at my naked body just like that

[broken topaz]

I was recently in one

[heady crow]

got a sauna at my moms place, at my dads place, at my dads cottage, at my moms cottage

[broken topaz]

was fucking based

so hot

and steamy

you rub yourself down with sea salt during

[heady crow]

idk ive seen all of my friends naked

[slim osprey]

That's also the reason I don't wanna be in one

[broken topaz]

and then hop in cold water right after

shit was sogood

[heady crow]

could do a tier list on how huge they are

[slim osprey]

I have enough hot and steamy in my daily life

[heady crow]

DUDE IKR

sauna, lake, beer and repeat

that shit is divine

[slim osprey]

You won me over at beer

[broken topaz]

I was at first wearing a towel, because im shy and i was with an online friend meeting them for the first time

but during the sauna

it was like as if all worries

and inhibitions melted

and we were just vibin in the pool naked after

like it was normal

with other naked people around

[heady crow]

ye same happened with a greek friend of mine. At first had a towel but threw it off eventually

[broken topaz]

It was such a freeing experience

and i got to see my friends penis

which is a plus

[slim osprey]

You do a lot of wacky shit for someone that considers themselves shy

[heady crow]

ye ikr. One of the reasons i like finland is that ppl arent so icky about nakedness

[slim osprey]

I'm very reserved about my body

[broken topaz]

I had only ever seen old people go to saunas before, but there it was pretty young ish people to like 30s ish

and most people in decent shape

I am also reserved about my body

but im telling you after the sauna

its like

[heady crow]

im pretty sure every discord community i am in has either seen me half naked or naked

[broken topaz]

freeing

No more worries

[slim osprey]

God damn

[broken topaz]

no thoughts

happy

[slim osprey]

Wh*res

[broken topaz]

after sauna

[heady crow]

"top"

[slim osprey]

What

Is that a challenge?

[heady crow]

mfer yes

come here and lets wrestle

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-men-man-gym-wrestling-gif-20150421

[broken topaz]

Half of my discord friends have seen my nudes

[slim osprey]

You are physically stronger than me

Not fair

[heady crow]

am i your discord friend?

[slim osprey]

Ahaha

[heady crow]

😳

[broken topaz]

well i am not allowed to send them anymore

because relationship

[slim osprey]

Fuck

[heady crow]

well well well

[broken topaz]

THE FUCKING FRINED REQUEST CROPOL

[slim osprey]

Oh well I already sent the friend request

[broken topaz]

[heady crow]

well see how it goes then

[slim osprey]

I had to do it

[broken topaz]

But imagine this okay

Grey thigh high socks

knees on bed but spread far apart and down low

[heady crow]

tbf last time i was at my cottage drinking one of my friends send a picture of my bare ass to a server were all in

[broken topaz]

full view from backside

[slim osprey]

Okay you already won me over

[heady crow]

i mean you can have it

[slim osprey]

Fuck

[heady crow]

you fucking tease

[slim osprey]

I meant to reply to Cory

Cori*

[heady crow]

real

[slim osprey]

Thighs win me

I'm a simple man

[broken topaz]

I also have on on my back, ya know legs together lifted up kinda

[slim osprey]

Funny I keep referring to myself as a man when I'm not one

[broken topaz]

i mean hahaha what

i dont take sussy pics

hahahh

[slim osprey]

Yeah yeah

Sure whatever you say my dear

[heady crow]

zamn pronouns update?

[slim osprey]

I had my pronouns decided a while ago

In short

[broken topaz]

Did i tell you guys that i had a verified pornhub account before they purged the amateur accounts?

[slim osprey]

Fuck gender

I don't believe in gender

[heady crow]

based

[glad carbon]

ur short

[slim osprey]

Nope

[heady crow]

he is

[slim osprey]

I am short

[broken topaz]

Well now you know

[slim osprey]

Not where it matters tho

[broken topaz]

Back then the verification process was pretty lax tbf

[heady crow]

ahhahhhaaaa

[slim osprey]

As a matter of fact

Out of all the people I know

[broken topaz]

all you had to upload was a picture of yourself holding a paper with your username

[slim osprey]

Only one of them is bigger than me

And they are bigger by like 1cm

[broken topaz]

I also did upload a video after getting verified

real shit

[slim osprey]

I may or may not have watched it

[broken topaz]

Probably not

[slim osprey]

How do you know?

[broken topaz]

It only had 2k views before i deleted it

[slim osprey]

Bro

Those sub 1k vids always hit different

[broken topaz]

It was only up for like a few days

then it gained traction

[slim osprey]

Ah

Oh

[broken topaz]

and i got spooked

[slim osprey]

Cringe

[broken topaz]

Listen it was bad quality anyway

[slim osprey]

If you gonna do it, do it right

[broken topaz]

I had to make better stuff

[slim osprey]

Be like me

The day I open an OF it's over for everyone else

[heady crow]

i await that day

[slim osprey]

Maybe if I get a bit desperate for money

My gf is fine with an OF

[broken topaz]

Also why is it so hard to come up with a porn alia

[slim osprey]

Bro

[broken topaz]

alias

[slim osprey]

No no

[broken topaz]

its like so cringe

[slim osprey]

Listen to this

My parents

Want me to start an OF

[broken topaz]

based

[heady crow]

based?

[slim osprey]

They know I'm their best looking son

[heady crow]

i mean in this economy i can see that

[broken topaz]

Ive been telling my mom she should make one, but she says "Theres no market for older mothers"

[heady crow]

REAL

[slim osprey]

[heady crow]

sadly or more like thankfully my brothers are better looking than me

[broken topaz]

impossible

youre so cute

[slim osprey]

The only thing keeping me from achieving peak male body is my height

[heady crow]

i have a very slight chance of continuing my bloodline so its up to my only brother now

[slim osprey]

God knew I'd be too powerful if I was average height

[heady crow]

stoppppp

[slim osprey]

You are tho

[heady crow]

real

[broken topaz]

god i wish i was 5'2

[slim osprey]

Really cute face

Would squish 10/10

[slim osprey]

Ahaha

[heady crow]

ikr?? Would be easily manhandled and filling out the frame with muscle

[slim osprey]

You don't need to be small to be manhandled

[heady crow]

but no im forced to be tallish. God meant me to manhandle other men

[broken topaz]

im other men

[heady crow]

real? 😳

[slim osprey]

I can manhandle bitches over 180cm

It's not about height

It's about how submissive you are

[broken topaz]

very

[slim osprey]

And how easy to throw around you are

[heady crow]

real

my morning weight is 84kg

[slim osprey]

A bit more training and I can handle you no problem Bruno

[heady crow]

[slim osprey]

I can already pick up my brothers that weight 80kg

[broken topaz]

My morning weight is 55 kg

[heady crow]

man

[slim osprey]

Hahaha wanna be manhandled?

By me of course

[heady crow]

that used to be a discord global emote

i miss those times

[slim osprey]

Real

That is an emote on my server

[heady crow]

that isnt an emote on my server

[broken topaz]

For me its from a server called

Lewd market

[heady crow]

real

[broken topaz]

whatever that means

[slim osprey]

Real

You should see my server's name and icon

[broken topaz]

Argentina with a funny cross as icon?

[slim osprey]

I'll DM it to both of you

[heady crow]

damn sliding in just like that

[slim osprey]

Yes

[broken topaz]

:GWnonexUmaruCry:

is best emote

[heady crow]

real

[slim osprey]

So true bestie

[broken topaz]

I had it somewhere

but i cant find it

ah there

[heady crow]

wrong chat

get away from here stalker

[pastel quartz]

:GWnonexUmaruCry:

[slim osprey]

Get out of here stalker

[pastel quartz]

[broken topaz]

Yea this aint no place for you stalker

we are homo posting here

[heady crow]

real

[broken topaz]

[slim osprey]

Real

[heady crow]

we are queer as fuck

[heady crow]

fuck you

[slim osprey]

We are homosexual

[heady crow]

we like to fuck men

and nonbinary homies

[pastel quartz]

we🤨?

[slim osprey]

I like making them moan like girls

[broken topaz]

boys even

[heady crow]

yes

[broken topaz]

yes

[heady crow]

well make you 🏳️‍🌈

[slim osprey]

Embed fail

[heady crow]

nice embed

[pastel quartz]

epic

[broken topaz]

Legal age in germany is 16

[plucky void]

discord being retarded as usual

[broken topaz]

[slim osprey]

[heady crow]

ayo? Im legal in germany?

[slim osprey]

Legal age in Argentina is 13

[heady crow]

AYO

[plucky void]

@ cori

[broken topaz]

it is technically 14 here too

[plucky void]

also stop being weirdos

[broken topaz]

but its a bit problematic

[heady crow]

do tell

[slim osprey]

It got some restrictions, but you could theoretically be with a 13 yo here

[broken topaz]

well you can get sued by them at any moment

but its technically legal

[plucky void]

"theoretically" is quite the restriction

[heady crow]

im concerned that both of you know about the specifications of the legal age

[slim osprey]

Same thing in Argentina

[broken topaz]

16 is totally legally fine tho with pretty much no restrictions here

[slim osprey]

I say theoretically cause there's a list you gotta check in order for it to be fully legal

[broken topaz]

[plucky void]

time to bounce before the mods crack the whip

[slim osprey]

Parents must know and approve of the relationship for example

The kid can sue at any moment

[broken topaz]

Okay guys lets get back to regular homo posting

[slim osprey]

Blasphemous posting

That edit fucks

It goes so hard

[heady crow]

real

[broken topaz]

imagine not being 169

cringe

[slim osprey]

I am not 169

[broken topaz]

i am

[heady crow]

im pretty sure everyone taller than 169 was 169 at some point

[slim osprey]

How does it feel to be taller than me?

[heady crow]

so they can imagine

[broken topaz]

good

[pastel quartz]

literally me

[heady crow]

hot

[pastel quartz]

[broken topaz]

Small fella

little silly guy

[slim osprey]

Your ass is still getting dominated

[heady crow]

you demasculating me by dominating me while being smaller than me sounds hot

EXACTLY

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[slim osprey]

I'll have you know, I have never been topped

No matter what

[broken topaz]

Shadow of the collossus looking ass

[upbeat bobcat]

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