#🎪bruh-fart
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Socially inept to wanted by everyone
Hello dipshit)
I still dont understand how she became no. 1 on ph, especially when she was paid Jack shit. Smth like <$200 per dick
real
Let alone talk to a girl
Your n-word permit is now revoked
me and you?
Ay yo?
touch snow bozo
fake
I can't
its dark now
it doesn't know
I lose
it doesn't know
It is clueless
👁️
👁️
Kid dumb
real
gm my favorite mentally ill people
Real
@billgatesincest @Lewchube Didn’t think I’d have a collection of these videos but here we are
new Pokemon is wildin
it was hilarious seeing my gf freaking over the lazy designs of them 
she got so fucking triggered
Was she triggered when the literal pile of junk was released as a pokemon
nah that was at least still original
I got a ping that doesn't exist anymore. what'd I miss?
but yea pokemon kinda felloff
Modern games suck
except for some hidden gems of course
it's just corporations trying to make a quick buck by milking the shit out of a franchise until there's nothing left but a hollow husk of what was once a decent game
poor bastard
Minors should not be allowed to exist
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/829863005461807125/1042871584198770738/fgh.mp4
best scifi show in existence
change my mind
when people don't read and I must resist the urge to find and strangle them https://youtu.be/GJDNkVDGM_s
tomato andy strikes again 🍅
the man is getting more and more deranged with each passing second
What does that say?
ah there's your mistake, calling him a man, in reality it's a shapeshifter he can turn into a tomato in seconds
I want to
I want to go home
Huh
I don't know
you're working for him aren't you 
budder dawg, da dawg with da budder, budder dawg
well I might've peeped the h̷̀́o̶͋̓r̷̞̓ř̵̕o̴͑̄r̴̈́͐ once or twice I have no grasp on reality anymore
BACK DAEMON, YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY SKIN THAT EASILY 
Newbies making their first post in #🎪bruh-fart
Real
Real...
I lied it isnt real
Wow
I just want a cute partner to spend the rest of my life with
Real
What a goal, I hope you'll accomplish it
Transform her into your wife
Alright apparently we cant type it out
actually fucking romantic
No we can't lol
Some nature pilled pics from last weekend before i go to sleep
Ye needed to go fix a chimney cover at a nearby cottage which is at a really nice place, well better than our cottage atleast. Sadly pics dont capture the sheer wastness of the lake but oh well
Don't worry they still look really good
the first one is real nice
gn
Good night Bruno
they all fall down~
Ticketmaster has nothing to do with Musk tho
also Starship Troopers
how socially inept can one be 💀
god that movie fucked me up as a kid, definitely not something a 7 year old should be watching 
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As the Roughnecks attack planet P, Zander is attacked by a brain bug.
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this scene is particular
I still gotta see it, I’m ready to experience the bitter social commentary on imperialism
yeah
As Copper (Richard A. Dysart) attempts to defibrillate Norris (Charles Hallahan), his chest transforms into a large mouth and bites off Copper's arms, killing him.
From The Thing (1982): A research team finds an alien being that has fallen from the sky and is starting to hunt them down. Things take a sinister turn when they realise that the cre...
classic
Pretty based if he just kills Twitter all together
if only 
It's amazing how that movie makes you think "they should've let the other guys shoot the dog"
yeaup
yea that scene gets me every time
the 2011 remake is kinda meh, still doesn't have the same grittiness of the 1982 one
but the effects and design of the alien is still metal af
I haven't seen the 2011 version
The Thing continues to cause havoc throughout the base by absorbing Adam (Eric Christian Olsen) proving that two heads are always better than one.
The Thing (2011): Kate Lloyd, a palaeontologist, joins a team of scientists in Antarctica where they discover an alien buried in ice. However, things take a turn when the alien escapes and goes on a ...
this scene always gives me the creeps
one sci-fi film I need to see is Event Horizon
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now i need to see it too 
another good one you should check out is Sphere(1998)
I watched its lifelong nemesis Cube, does that count? 
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Sphere (1998) Official Trailer - Dustin Hoffman, Samuel L. Jackson Sci-Fi Movie HD
A spaceship is discovered under ...
close enough 
Sphere is the reason why i have thalassophobia, something about movies set in the deep ocean never fails to scare the living hell out of me
i wish this movie got a modern remake like Dune did
that would be fuckin ebic
Elon after getting Twitter
I kissed her and she kissed me

Oh yeah
get da watah
Transcript
money on the mouth
Oh Shit Ah God Jesus
Jesus lord jesus
Oh jesus christ
ah jesus
aw lawd jesus
lord jesus
aww shit
wowow
that was awesome
that was awesome right there aw
wow shit
ow shit ohaha
awe lord jesus
get the water niggah
jesus christ
get the water nihhah its going down
lord have mercy
aww the motherfucking bootleg firewor...
o no
not that bad tbh
like a fella once said
ain't that a tweet to the head
If you can make something out of this, go ahead
A parte che non ho promesso nulla
Non so nemmeno di cosa parli
Hehehy calma cowboy
I ain't scared of people lewding him
Eh ma intanto sono serio, non so di cosa parli 
(Da fare)
I fucking win
That's right
I am the best
I rule over brainfart now
I am discheesed
I fucking killed thr chat
Nvm
I am detaching myself from reality rn
stop with your funny words, magic man
Jamme, jamme 'ncoppa, jamme jà,
Jamme, jamme 'ncoppa, jamme jà,
funiculì, funiculà, funiculì, funiculà,
'ncoppa, jamme jà, funiculì, funiculà!
see i can speak spanish too
bro
groob
maybe he should grow up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N4zduXEnXY&ab_channel=JustMaxim
So maybe you should subscribe or grow up
Youtube link...
oh my god there's so many moves in the timeline, why?
I bet you'll sleep well too
I hope someday, for eternity
YES YES YES YES YES
I wanna go downstairs to get some 3am water but what if Freddy Fazbear is down there
Very popular name
Dw I don't have a twitter
Boston is a real place...?
see you in a year
that scene is legit sad
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Now that Twitter is gone I’m feeling like I should get into Skyrim again
I've been out of the loop for awhile
The only thing I know is that Elon removed blue checks thing
Nah it’s almost dead apparently 💀💀💀
Which should be the last thing he did
A day or week or so
But dead how?
Like almost everyone is gone
Fr
Seriously?
As soon as I start getting a following Twitter dies
Imma be real I haven’t play Skyrim since winter 2011
I played like 200 hours tho when it came out 💀💀💀

In like 3 months 💀💀💀😭😭😭
He fired everyone
Even the guy managing the access cards into HQ
So Elon had to ask this recently fired employee for help

where's the vietnamese dude i need some help
didnt he at one point disable the fuckin two factor authentication code, meaning anyone who had it, if they logged out, they couldnt log back in
@slate crown
Oh shit lol. Twitter HQ in San Francisco tonight
Bro aint he got a kid to take care of
@slate crown hell does this say
download free 7554
lmao
Done the hardcore mode in katana zero
Like yesterday
Then got to sleep right after
It was sick
which one's katana zero
A game
Includes gore, drugs, epilepsi content and other
But the game warns you already once you start it
I was expecting it for some country to be cloudy tbh
guys I lied
From all the rain here
I actually live in silent hill
Watch out for the lurkers
ok crystal dont say that
@heady crow i need that gif of the cat saying hi ples
Idk if tis allowed
based
Lol
it's so based
I am based
uwu
your mother is based
Stalker when you turn the view distance all the way down
Da.
its a vibe tho
now we only need to play some KINO
Play пачка сигарет and go for a walk
i love the music from nu pagodi
watched the shit out of it when i was a kid
in russian, i think it's Ну, погоди
Mine were VHS tapes
Skill issue
so my parents would buy knock off cds for me to watch at home
with the disc player plugged into the box tv
Honestly it slaps
Ну, погоди ( Nu pogodi ) Soundtrack - Komarovo
one ò thesse
I love the whole nu pogodi aesthetic
plugged into tis
my family loves soviet stuffs
we used to have one of these doll
authentic antique
from soviet era
i saw people used that too
😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
i still rewatch nu pogodi with my gf sometimes
she doesnt like it that much despite being russian herself
Those old TVs are heavy as sin, man
Me n who
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also love this song
NA ZAREEEEEEEEEEEEE
everyone loves this song
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I feel like I’m getting a cold

It’s midnight and I feel like absolute condensed shite
it's winter
you'll be fine
I don’t get sick very often at all
come here bbg, lemme warm you up
Genuinely not in the mood, I don’t feel good
Tylenol didn’t help either and I don’t have anything stronger
Morning guys
Better than belgium
is belgium a city or a country
i can't keep up with europe countries
oh it's wannabe germany
Germany but not popular
Neither, an eldritch horror upon the world that distracts peoples with waffles. Pretty much the zone irl
what
they speak french in there too?
how come noone has tried to contain iy
Not sure who the Flems or Waloons are in zone terms. I think the Waloons are Duty
Kinda excited to start playing gamma again
There's lots of new shit I've noticed so it will be fun
CST master race
Being master race doesn’t fix me being sick
What master race youre literally americna

thats the worst possible one
they ain't getting my dick ID this easily
💗
Shithole under the Netherlands, they speak french and even more incomprehensable dutch, also dumb as fuck with fucked up roads
Roads in the netherlands are smooth, you cross the border in belgium and Bam your rim is crooked

I had to dodge those potholes constantly on my motorcycle
Driving 60 on the highway like bruh

Good thing I got steel rims instead of aluminum
And high pressure tires
On my Honda shadow
everyone always says we have the best roads
explains why we always have people racing their motorbikes constantly
unless it's the country side
then it's just mud roads everywhere 
it's even worse after it rains, I've seen a motorcycle sunken halfway in mud 
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yea something like this 
road legal? nah as long as it can go from A to B it's legal 
when you play games more than 2 hours a week 

We’ve gone full circle
twitter drama 
This is the greatest composer of All Time
Merch https://moistglobal.com/
I stream every day https://www.twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal
oh no

get out your popcorn boiz, this one's a doozy
Which country?
Vietnam
Ah
if you live in a city roads are 
City roads are fine here too
The thing is
My city is a fucking ghetto
Like the entire city
say less 
I habe 3 locks on my bike and 3 different alarms
gah damn 💀
And an emergency wrench incase my tire gets fucked 
Netherlands
is it really that ghetto?
ah yes the measurement of how ghetto a city is the amount of locks you have to put on your bike 
I think in passing conversation, I always got the ipression that netherlands was awesome to live in
minus the party drugs
3/5 on the ghetto scale
like detroit level of ghetto?
hopefully not that ghetto 
Very funny scene from Scary Movie 4 with Cindy and Brenda
What do you mean "minus" the party drugs?
bring me some popcorn tyvm
classic
@slate crown pick a colour: grey, yellow, red, turquoise or blue
I get you guys and finland all mixed up https://youtu.be/4itF-rsJKt0
Organized crime in The Netherlands is flourishing in tandem with the cocaine trade. A key witness is shot dead, along with his lawyer. A journalist is murdered in downtown Amsterdam. The drugs mafia earns billions and deploys increasingly brutal tactics.
For years the Dutch authorities thought they had this so-called Mocro mafia under control....
piss yellow
aight, free piss yellow nintendo switch it is
siiick
they finally reached out
civ 5 plus dlc is on sale for $10
anyways i downloaded the video because i didnt want to link to tiktok
i guess discord wasn't having it
in bed with bytedance
dear god
competitive edating
Bro wtf 💀
Easiest way to do in mmos
Just string people along
My wow classic guild literally happened because of this. Tbh I thought it was just memes, then it happened to my guild

Bro edating is cringe as fuck
Yeah the leader of my guild was edating this other lady and man it was bad
She was chatting up so many dudes to get free shit, strung him along bad
Then the accusations started to fly and then both sides tried to “divide and conquer” as the shit talking increases
Just this particular one, a “grenade”as people call it
I still need to experience it in ff14, but guild drama never reached ridiculous levels like the one in wow
i can't even into mmo
feel so much like a chores
i love repetitve shit like monster hunter but with mmo i can't for some reasons
I hate socializing so mmo bad
Me playing mmo's so I can be a beserker
I do left
I do a mix of these two
Phone doodle on blurry pic of my pants
Plus my thumb is too small to reach some of the screen so it's really hard to make a good 4
hey i do the same too 
Besties ❤️
fr fr
then what do you use ivan red or blue?
Wait till you hear that my r, v and u are sometimes virtually indistinguishable
I go left
Oh same
too much effort
Gotta get it through context
Forklift gaming in a cramped fucking machine
coris one is simplified
I am simple
No I'm just retarded


we're all retarded 
I can't even write proper cursive
I think its just you guys
now imagine that shit but with ink pens
I know we learned it in school
I write cursive all the time because thats how I communicate 
Um, no
But mine was so bad that I was forced to write in simple letters
crystal is worse
So my teachers can read it

I use cursive rarely
cursive is fucking torture and only the most deranged individuals use it
Did it still get taught as a basic necessity in your gen in school Crystal?
Nice
Yes
EXECUTE THEM
My vscode looks so fun with comic sans
comic sans is funni
My way of communicating is through a notepad, so I write cursive 24/7
Ye
Tbh
I even learned that my family did alot of shiet
Is smart and does way lots with nature
i used to write in cursive but i was so bad i kept getting punished for poor handwriting no matter how hard i try 
Ah wait
so i just gave up
Never work on yourself
yea 
Just give up
Just practice smh
Yeah i don't write cursive cuz it sucks
Actual skill issue with yall
Shush
Same
Cursive is 50 times faster
cursive is just unnecessary
bro this keyboard crispyyy
You know what pain it is to use writing detection algorithms on cursive
oh you're talking about english cursive, i was talking about my countries language in cursive 
hang on lemme find a picture
Dutch cursive
I was talking about german cursive
Same
That's like German
Bro the X is a fucking mandala
Nice curves
ty
Years of practice
Why is 7 that long
loooong
Because its not small
-_- you know why

breh
That W
that fucking "W" 💀
Shitty cursive vs dutch cursive
I'd rather write in runes then cursive
Language of gofs
"Runes" 
Thou can say it is "the old nothic language"
I'd need to buy that keyboard first
only the real mfs write in enhancement table
Fr fr
I I _ I
Do it then
this?

Close
Real homies write in
Skyrim
Greek
gettin it now
vietnamese
Unreadable
Ugandan
I can read it
Sugandese
Captain Alexian
Notz
Ok
cursive is unnecessary
Exactly

Just write normally
Write normally? And lose your tactical advantage?
Exactly
If your writing is completely unreadable your secrets won't get exposed
As a child I wrote everything in cursive once I learned it
Eventually my teacher told me 'not to do it anymore' and I never did it again.
Then i forgot how to write in cursive 💀
Hooooooooooooooooooooo
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aww 

why is your handwriting so shit
if thats Y them i am Mother Theresa
ey mom
its ya boi
the meth spider

that's daedric runes, bruh
skyrim ancient is essentially draconic, and they couldn't do round shapes with claws
Because its cursive
D
My condolences
I dont think you can handle an ex soldier
God you guys are such degenerates

that's my line
i truly believe that i will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity when i get every single post on hthis fucking website deleted by 2022
65981
28636

i can
i used to do milotary bootcamp
Today we eating a sub for lunch
Bro
Im in the train traveling and im with 3 grandpas next to me
and they're talking so much about the past and how great it used to be

Ahhh the 40s
what
He'll get it
I also get it
I'm gonna eat him
kinky
ballsy
Balls
I think my subway sandwich fucked up my stomach
playing stalker in pripyat
theres your immersion
i can mess up those guts😳
Playing GAMMA while eating the elephant foot
even moar immersion 
playing gamma while drinking reactor water
😋
almost as big as the shits your mom takes
hahahahahaha
so true
Maaan, how Tarkov used to be fr
I'm traveling in the train so I'm watching God Of War Ragnarok playthrough
me and Iedy frfr
How has GAMMA progressed
most of you are in touch I imagine
ye in touch with your mom
since I stopped playing it for a long while
ty
It’s good
it has cars in darkscape and base building
🥺🥺🥺
Not much
Is the base building buggy?
"base building" = place down a workshop and call it your base
idk I’m too poor to get furniture and crafting stuff


Yes!
oh sadge
theyre just looking back at their lives man cmon don't laugh at them
Honesly thats still awesome
Last BaS update is still out until the pack is patched
to pick a spot
glad gamma is progressing tho
you can add it
been here a long while
ath made a patch
not much left for them

Such psychology tho, the more people get old, the more they clearly remember their youth but not 5-10 years ago.
Any changes in gun repair or anything? @onyx birch
people vaguely remember their youth and their mind adds blank details to it
I would probably fuck something up
I restrain to not add much other stuff onto gamma

weak
@pastel quartz btw do you still need the hit cat gif
It be like that
yes
thanks bbg
It’s basically the same
Take parts out of bad guns, repair them, repair the gun you like, put gun oil to make the parts more durable and that’s it
hey ivaan
cool cool
u been nice today?
no new mechanics to learn that are randomly changed by grok
remember the artefact smelter 
most compassionate discord user
Ye ye fr I'm nice
glad to hear that
Yes ❤️
Never used it
I played just 10 hours of gamma

all my classes were cancelled so i just wake up
that pic brings memories from when i used to go to college
gg
bout to go play 12 hours of darktide straight
and then stop playing
100 year old train , old people, gypsies, nothing but a drink and headphones for the next 2 hours
mfw grok made hourly updates

YES
romania?
da.
no
yoo hand reveal?
the normal one is the best noobs
WHITE
N O R M A L S U P R E M A C Y
BRUNOOO 🤝
None, I drink water 💪
I drink piss 
bout to go get some shitty tasting preworkout instead of a monster
Look at how my small hand grasps that big girthy can. That could be you
i cant fit that up my ass
Monster energy is officially a femboy drink after the astolfo incident 
sdfdsjfdskjfjksdfkjsdjfk
which one
Always has been
I prefer tigers
the ass or cock one
okay thats turbo homo
Cock one
right
Not overpriced at least
Tiger claws do be fucking bussin
more
everyday i wake up and thank god for not making me a energy drink addict
Idc what yall say lemon tiger claws are the best
Combat cta
Truth 🙏
Not tiger claws
I used to be until I got heart problems, who wouldce thought
I'm addicted to a chilled glass of water with ice cubes, absolutely delicious
also for not making me spawn in the balkan
Im addicted to coffee
Even more truth

I just realised that's polish energy drink so you don't know it prolly
i love water
SING WITH ME SING FOR THE YEAR, SING FOR THE LAUGHTER, SING FOR THE TEAR
I hate water
It's the simple things 
Why?
closet water?
recreational coca cola sometimes for me
I dunno, just I never drink enough on just water
i mean sure , whatevere
still water is da best
And also tap water here is drinkable but very minerally
I prefer Pepsi Max with ice, but to each their own
Modern life is very difficult






