#🎪bruh-fart
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common i am eating
skill issue
Rookies, I'm snorting pineapple


me


tho you can skip out on the pinapple juice


😋

i did
Okay, I'm gonna do your mom
Real
your hand doesnt count
classic response wow gg u got me bro
just playing your balls
the balls were indeed involved , yes
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Unironically a good song

Go listen to it
i did

Do it again
with an urugiay fried
Do it again
Do it for an argentinian friend
he said argentina is bolivia's colony and i shouldn't listen to what the Argentinians have to say
you telling me a urugiay fried this rice?
She's jealous she's not part of argentina
Never enough suffering
suffer, struggle, be reborn
It's like being jealous of being polish wtf
polish existence is suffering
Can confirm
Are you a femboy?
mods political
one time i talked to a polish femboy and he has an ocean deep voice
thats all of them
No, femboys don't exist in the south
magnus carlsen is a bitch ass mf
you can really use any fruit juices
chess is for nerds
fek u 2
Alright alright
not real norwegian
i know one from krakow and one in katowice
i dunno how far south that is
definite femboys tho
Im just g*y
Can't believe I had to censor it
anal beads for rough bdsm sex - ❌
anal beads to cheat in a chess torunament to win 100k $ - 
Hi gay) I'm @slim osprey
anal beads used like in beyblade
Hi
Good lord no

me when i fard


im used to worse
been a while since my last crying sesh i just realized
Go cry right now
Fucking pc is so slow
what are u? gey? real men don't cry. they bottle up their feelings and never resolve it smh these millenials
I want to play a quick war thunder match before going to my missus
not that life has improved or anything but i just haven't decided to cry for a good while now
it took me too much time to realize this was AI generated, seriously impressive
last time i cried my agumon didnt evolve to greymon but tyrannomon
@slim osprey
🥺
🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺
🥺

Bottoms
Bottoms all of you
i would annihilate you in a wrestling match
Have some self respect
im sorry
Be better
Improve yourself
You should keep yourself safe
Nah jk
Act like that
I enjoy it
Keep us safe daddy

i will increase my life enjoyment to above average by making everyone else miserable
Real
Shhhhh.....it's ok
you're so real for this
You can't tell me what to do
i will dip your balls in acid
I will dip my balls in the femboy cum
Huh
Where tis emoji from
some rando server
Gimme
just download the png of the emote
and upload it yourself
Oke

Send it to me
so its infinitely scalable
I want to add it to my server
Oh no
A server I’m in has posted more thighjobs
Fuck you
me
Goddamn
fuck me yourself coward
it's a dream
I have a gf, but I would
thigh jobs arent even that good
True
Lucky
They’re the extra soft thigh kind of thighjobs
The good kind
Ay yo share
I'm curious now
Fuck
What's with people not wanting to share today
Did you guys get taught nothing?
I was taught that I don’t have enough of anything and need to save it all or perish
But you wantet to also not share today until you kinda did
When people ask me for stuff they need to say please
Otherwise I won't give them anything
Ahhh
You said please, so I shared the artist
Do that less people tell you please?
usually i just take things
please daddy
same
people don't expect you to be rude like that so i can take things with no issue
Lol
I expect the unexpectet
Nah, I just like to mess with people
just stare at them with them empty eyes
Lmao
Sorry but
My eyes kinda sparkle
Ngl
when i look in the mirror it's like staring at a corpse
me next please
You first actually
Cuz your ol
my gf says i look ghoulish
I look like I’m trying to hard to be Hispanic
vore enjoyer detected

*latinx
Cannibalism*
Get it right 4head
please use the appropriate phrase
shut up, vore boy
Term*
i know who you are
Make me
whatev
i will
You can't
meet me in the parking lot
What parking lot mf
i will hug you so hard your ribs shatter
Okay
I'll hug you back mf
me
fr fr
That's kinda cute
You will be hard pressed to do so
if there's something i can do it's hug things really hard
please do so
but i don't have anyone to hug
You all need a hug fr
Hug yo pillow broski
no
I can offer myself for hugs and cuddle sessions
Argentina
earth
I was gonna guess the US
Cause it sure as shit aint first world
Philadelphia moment
Gee
Well take it from me, if you wanna live here you'll prolly need a job here
I have had done my research about getting into another country
quitting my job soon
making me feel even safer
neeting 24/7
going to become a full fledged househusband
🙌
be my malewife plis🥺
100$ for a lego set is a fucking lot
But they decided working jobs was good for them
lego is real expensive
aye it is , but its cool shit if u finish it
better be into legos than drugs all im saying
The good stuff is $100
preach bestie
You can also be creative
drugs are cheaper

Alcohol is cheaper
Time to sell my legos
Real
All im saying, is i can grow around 500 euros worth of mushrooms
for a 30 euro investment
Why are you not doing it then?
Its just really hard to sell
But.
Send me the mushrooms and I'll sell them

For a small part of course
Isn't drug traffic illegal in almost any country that has legal laws?
Who cares about legality
not me
Just don't get caught dumbass
@heady crow us
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What if it's some gang-shit
Easier said then done
Skill issue honestly
actual skill issue but unless you know the street rules yea it's better to not sell willy nilly
I just sell to uni students
siiick
I'm from Argentina
Exactly
I unironically know all I need to know
Sell to me, I'll pay well lol
Damn
I'll sell them again for double the price
Well i tried
not to americans either
SELL IT TO ME
I CANT SHIP IT TO YOU
FUCK
I dont wanna get caught with shipping stuff
too old
so EU zone only
Jesse
We need to make brainfart hentai with falco and the bird mod
I'll take care of sending it back to Argentina and selling it for double the price
Jasse
My guy
Jesse
What if i am 18?
Do it no balls
Then sure
Aight
No selling to people under age of consent
oh wait age of consent in germany is not 18
I do not make myself responsible

Which one is it then?
I only make brainfart hentai for free
Real
Dont wanna mess up a still developing brain
I know that one
(real)
My father told me about shrooms
I need this shirt
He..let's say he tried all drugs
they are real fun
As good as
Average polish male
Ay I got a brother that also tried all sorts of drugs
He constantly threatens to kill me if he sees me smoking a cigar
Some people really paid me 100 dollars to make theyr OC eating doritoes
Man i am onto that

Some people are Crazy
Money is money
And dumb as fuck rich
i am but its hard
Pippo
What i noticed is
Fuck you Cori
okay
You don't wanna give me shrooms

Furries have 60% of all global money
True
Furries run the internet
I WOULD IF I COULD MAN
That's maybe why i am in one of their servers
i even take with you
Let's be friends from now on
I have no interest in drugs, thanks
I only drink alcohol
My dad smokes weed
Weed is yes
alcohol lame
Nothing compares to the intense feeling of being cuddled up to someone while being zooted out of your mind on shrooms
Wait until you try a fernandito
Now you're tempting me 
I might try weed some day
See shrooms intensify all feelings and sensations
soo
It gets pretty wild
pretty quickly

Hoho!
Does that apply to sex?
yes
Okay yes it applies to sex

Let's do shrooms
Wait
What exactly does it to your brain afterwards cori?
Afterwards?
In my experience, like directly after not really much
you dont get like a hangover or something
Hangover?
like when you drink too much alcohol?
Like when you drink alcohol
Ahhhhh
Headache
drugs don't give you hangover
I interrupt this conversation to post a singular cat sized moth drawing
really?
i want one.
no i made it up
don't believe any word i say they're all made up
Damn
fuck
Imagine it goin on over night
i wager its impossible to sleep on those xD
Not that
Over night, not sleeping
Guess you would be pretty tired tbh
Well generally I recommend the afternoon, so you have sun light, and in pretty nature if you can
Oh in nature?
The setting you take shrooms in is pretty important
my god
demon hour right there
Oh jeez
Yeah no
when everything is dark, the only things shrooms can amplify, is whats in your head
and for most people
It's prolly like seeing your worst fears come true in a split second i believe
thats not a good hting
Whatever fills me with despair
What if i have good memories in my head about darkness?
it does sound interesting to do that at one point
maybe
I havent had the courage to do it yet
but maybe I will
Like...watching the sky in the night, the stars...
stop what :)
That sounds good tbh
as a setting
It does, i always think of that when i look up
And then i feel.....free
Then laying on a plain of grass
Man I just drink two vodka shots to help me sleep
i just play till 4 am
I have a schedule to keep
i just drink an energy drink
i am a simple individual
and then i sleep
Fair enough
I force myself to sleep
same , but i can afford to play till 4 am
I wanna touch the stars
Most of the time it works
🤝
Nah that’s lsd, not shrooms
Hm....
I wonder what ecstasy feels like
I guess i have more plans for the future
Much amaze, mind blown
Real
I mean it literally just elevates all positive emotions
Fr
and have fun
Great, so I’ll go from vaguely horny to incredibly horny
Okay I wanna do lsd/shrooms now

You have convinced me
Possibly
Lmao i reject furry art
But alot of drugs do horny
I want that
(Good)
I want seratonin too
The thing with ecstasy is that after your evening of it
Eat them all
you have the worst hangover
The strongest the color the funnier the resoults
I will make a big soup with all the mushrooms
because you flushed your brain with serotonin, you basically suffer from depression for a day or two
God
And then add more mushrooms
Oh god..
thats ecstasy for you
How about u just get fucking drunk jesus
Thats no fun
Brainfart supper with randomly found mushrooms, sign me in
Real
being a junkie isnt either
True
Getting drunk with friends
Only a good cocktail
Ledy what do you like to drink
aye i think thats the best answer ....self control is best
I do have self controll!
:^
What u drinking
in my youth i used to drink 7-8 draughts of beer on fridays , i would spciy it with tequila or b52 shots
i only drank vodka when i wanted to get drunk with less than 5 euros in my pocket
nowadays , cant beat a good wine , especially boiled wine cause it's winter
Votka or malibù is cool for me
I'm as simple man
I enjoy a cold beer
But I'm down to drink almost anything that has alcohol
sugar is all the drugs i need
i used to yeah but honestly my body cant handle it like that, also combining drinks is the "virgin's mistake"
everyone did it at one time , everyone remembers it

Me when gin and sprite
Was not fun the next morning
How bout makin own cocktails
Vodka, water, Gfuel
Yes.
i did vodka with monster and Jaeger with monster
it was good
i also drank sweet rum , it was ok
I did champagne with some energy drink one time
It was good
Bro the other day I tried some sweet wine
if u wanna die , drink fucking Ouzo
Ohnestly I'd try gin with vodka once if i could
That shit was so bad
It was like drinking sugar and water
Not taste of alcohol whatsoever
Gin and vodka goes down like water
Wait
they do fucking not
They do
Shit is dangerous
aye i used to do boiled wine with lemon instead of sugar
Used to drink gin straight out the bottle
It was in a chocolate
thats how i got plastered with vodka the 1st time, i drank it out of the bottle,, i thought
well its just spicy water
1 hour later , i was dead
i mean vodka when properly chilled legit does go down like water
Come to my house, I got good gin
especially in a warmer enviroment
Rookie mistake
Coming.
Alcohol is an evil business tho so i stopped drinking when i was 16
remember passing a bottle around in a sauna with friends. We were dead that night
God I wanna do that
I somehow never liked beer, thry say mixing alcolic drinks fucks up your liver
I want more drinking buddies
That true
I only drink the fruity stuff
I'll drink to that
for i am fruity
Fruity stuff ain't bad
I try to
Alcohol in general fucks up your liver
Oh right yea im not supposed to drink anymore according to my doctor
Especially if it has high alcohol %

It's worth it
I too want to fuck myself up with random duds
💅
like anything fucks up your liver
Huh
Why?
I know I'm gonna get all sorts of fucked up if I get old
HRT, when not taken as an injection
So might as well enjoy my time here
You do hrt?
yeah i mean , getting drunk everyday is ....not good
also its important the next day, after party is over
to drink water
fucking
drink
water
Real
u had ur fun
Right now just testosterone blockers until i can find an endocrinologist
I always keep a bottle of water next to my bed when I drink
Oh you are trans too?-
Wake up and gulp that mf down
aye , it comes in clutch so much
Or...
even some lemon tea
Alchol here costs too much anyways
My neighbours are lisening imagine dragons
I wish you good luck then
Huh
yee
Howz it work for ya?
existance is pain
Usually I wake up, drink a decent amount of water, and then drink some mate
Which is essentially tea but not cringe
Why tho
idk finland has europes highest beer and in general alcohol tax
Well i discovered im trans pretty late, and very few doctors, high wait times etc
aye , nothing worse than waking up at 4am with your throat as dry as sahara
so im kinda just suffering
Here in italy a normal votka bottle is like 12?
and have nothing to drink, having to navigate through the house drunk af to find water
Malibù 8? It's overpriced imo
Real as fuck
Anyways I gotta go
i did this once, locked my dog in the bathroom for the next of the night by mistake , poor thing barked all night
What do u recommend for a young trans fellow like me?
Was fun talking to y'all
ofc i went back to my death
Good bye
cya cropooolll
If you havent started hrt yet, start as soon as you can
love youu
Get yourself a good psychotherapist thats qualified
I'm not sleeping, I'm just leaving pc
It's fucking 5pm
How tho?
Idk thr price of alchol in america, still i belive it costs less there
Yes
<3
aight good luck with ur day Cropol
Great.
Omg
it needs to be someone that can refer you to endicrinologists
endocrinologist sorry
not just memes
spelling bad
Pee is stored in balls!!!!
It's the least that you are helpin me out atleast
but ye those are the docs thatll check your hormone levels
Cya
and prescribe you the funny pills
Have a shot for me
Thanksss!
💪 cyaa
Alot <3
but until you can do that, i just advise to do anything you really can do outside of HRT
soo
well she is 17 so i guess she has to wait a bit
maybe stay mentally stable for now ye?
A bit, yes

Like exercises to kinda give you a nice shape, typical meme exercises and whatnot for thighs
do voice training if you wanna sound feminine
Believe me my mental state is like a fucking titanium rock dude
Dude my thighs are already big enough 
I meed more ass, das what
no such thing as big enough
Uhh well ass is a bit harder to train
I can imagine
Gimme
i mean best movements for glutes are glute bridges and hip thrusts anyways
Ill see but
Generally lunges, hip thrusts, step exercises
Very well
Once i make my soft voice i kinda do sound fem already lol
yea i bet
but you could have a look at this channel
if you havent already
step by step instructions and theory videos on voice exercises
Oo
goddamn Andor is good (new star wars show)
Interesting, is there also exercises? (Probably not)
yea voice exercises
Not those kinds
to kinda get you accustomed to the vocal tract muscles
is andor star wars but with the ak blaster?
I be listenin to alien syndicate
yeah, but they legit just throw in underfolder ak and don't change anything about it
show is based to
tho
that is very unbased and bluepilled
Damn
The Main Character Executes Surrendering enemies, Which is based
like begging for their life surrendering
My mental state is the embodiment of being a steel box protecting a thermonuclear bomb
Pretty hard to crack but if it does I’m not the only person affected
Ngl I have an issue where I subconsciously undeepen my voice
i doubt only you would be affected by a thermonuclear bomb
In my car, singing? I can beat tenessee ernie ford
To a person? Not a chance
balls
bwalls
spheres.
me and who
squad goals
Oh, yeah
Once i break off my mental state i am kinda dead for hours
Basically
I cry when it does
that mightve been the most Crystal thing I've ever read
thats why i told her to keep stable but its a struggle i see

mf actually built like a demon core
Orbs, if you will
hope you'll find help soon meth
you're still young so it wouldn't be that much of a problem tbh
When i have everything i want, maybe
ok calm down
Mood kindred.
Uh?
maybe you'll feel whole one day
,_,
you will never get everything you want, and if you do you will just want more. Thats human nature
i dont :3
i got everything i want, skill issues smh


I wish I never had a spinal surgery
How to know you are an Adult: Your Dreams are Crushed
i wish i was shorter
skill issues
lurking femboys everywhere
if u check like 20-30 discord profiles a day u will see how many have it in their description
they are quite alot
EU moment
projecting
yeah sure keep lying to yourself
@narrow lotus what do you wish for?
just because you're not satisfied with your life doesn't mean everyone is habibi
im pretty happy with myself :3
Idk, i wanna feel more emotion and look up to the sky with my bf, the night sky in specific
happy gang
never said i am not, now you are projecting
or just watch a movie and cuddle on the couch, works for me 
If we had couch...
money , i could do so much with it
based but its the truth
why would i lie
true 

Oh..yeah, i also want an own house
you should be you are fabulous :3
only rich ppl say that
to keep the poor down
actually real
to stay rich others need to be poor, classic 
Its logic.
You should all invest all your money in shitcoin
then i will the richest person in this server
the fuck is this
thank god there aren't any crypto tards here
free nitro mn
omfg 
freenitro.com(notvirus)
@scenic sable
free nitro(real)
im gnot a gnelf
im gnot a gnoblin
im gnome
Marble is a stone
and youve been
actually gnomed in 2022
real
this is the worst timeline
I will gnome all over your face
daddy
i take it back, this is the best timeline
Huh?
also pango a drg game went so horribly that mayo alt f4:d and turned off his pc
oof yea been there 💀
i wish
Shut
some drg mfs are so clueless you'd think they failed the tutorial mission

real

Wait
Too expensive of clothing to buy
band
Is it good?
Yes it is
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pills time
i also dream of tarkov sometimes which is worse than suicide
idk you tell me 
Real
Ok well
I want your oppinion on it
yes very nice youtube intro music
I keep dreaming about warhammer 3 total war and in my dream i have to keep fucking restarting every time because the game fucks with me and i get increasingly frustrated
take a fucking hint you uncooked noodle
that sounds horrible
It's good
very
The strategy game dreams always give me bad rng and i fucking hate it
I wake up amgry every time
Strategy game dreams?
One time when i wad like 15 i had a nightmare where i just opened up the console commands and enabled cheats and then i noclipped through the wall and just kinda observed the monster that was chasing me
So what did it do?
It just kinda walked around the hallways looking for me i guess
I mean, he was noclipping
Me
I'mma guess not
Then i thought "hey this is fuckin dumb" and i paused the game and quit out to desktop
Then i woke up
Shiet
Every dream I have is lucid like that. I can kinda go "No wait, it should go like this"
holy shit 
I need to try to lucid dream again.
Whenever i get sleep paralysis i just kinda decide that being paralyzed it stupid and then i start moving again
If i decide something is stupid then it just is
Ez
I don't even try.
My theory is that control over media is so ingrained into my psyche that it manifests as control in my dreams
i just want to sleep and wake up without any nightmares thankfully those days are over
its been a cia psyop all along
he knows call it off
call it off
jimmy by tool starts playing
If i will lucid dream, i will try to controll what the fuck i will dream about
I wanna dream something badass
..and then something cute
That's easy





