🎪bruh-fart

[swift scarab]

Me, your address is mine

[pastel quartz]

okay boomer

[swift scarab]

[pastel quartz]

jusr use irl like a normal person

[heady crow]

exactly

[heady crow]

😳

come over then

[abstract path]

._.

Why you do me like that homie

[swift scarab]

You live in Europe don’t you

[heady crow]

yeah...

[swift scarab]

See above comment

Long distance horny is no better then no horny at all

[narrow lotus]

14 yr old struggle when their roblox gf doesnt come online for 2 days

[pastel quartz]

edaters be like

[abstract path]

Hm

[swift scarab]

19 yr old struggle when their only closest friend lives halfway across the planet and they can’t afford to see them

https://tenor.com/view/city-hunter-ryo-saeba-shrug-i-dont-know-i-dont-care-gif-14623021

[abstract path]

Bet my ex is still e-dating

[narrow lotus]

stop giving a shit about ur ex , its in the past

[swift scarab]

Isn’t that how exes work

[abstract path]

I mean i don't lol

[narrow lotus]

i mean..... dont wanna brag but , i almost dropped my monitor off the desk one time...

[swift scarab]

I use a gaming laptop, can’t relate

[narrow lotus]

would have ended the mood real fast

[swift scarab]

[abstract path]

Tbh

She might be the onliest one i truly hate i have ever met

[narrow lotus]

wait she? arent u into guys

did the lore change?

[swift scarab]

Crystal is crystal

[abstract path]

Yeah she
And it' the past, you said too

[narrow lotus]

aye , indeed

[narrow lotus]

i had like 5 serious relationships and 3 were literally the biggest mistakes in my life tbf

[abstract path]

Hell

Well all 6 previous ones were clearly a mistake that i ever had

[ionic hatch]

"e-dating"

[narrow lotus]

how tf u have 6 at 17 yr old crystal

[abstract path]

The one i have atleast goes off as acceptable and lovable

[narrow lotus]

maybe thats why they failed, cause u keep taking whoever u can

[abstract path]

No idea

Guess I'm beautiful

[pastel quartz]

edating

[abstract path]

Lmao

[pastel quartz]

[narrow lotus]

attraction is one thing , real feelings is another

one can be attracted to 5 ppl a day , doesnt mean shit

[abstract path]

Tbh that used to be meh

[narrow lotus]

i was attracted to a girl years ago , but holy fuck she was so emotinally unstable it made me think its not worth it

and i was ready to take on the challenge

[abstract path]

I changed, and i choose carefully
Which i did

[swift scarab]

I used to have two separate friends I wanted a three way relationship with, but they hated each other while I liked both of them

[narrow lotus]

i found out years later she regretted we didnt date but oh well , both moved on at that point

[swift scarab]

[narrow lotus]

she do be hot tho , ill give her that

[slim osprey]

The struggle is real

[abstract path]

It was kinda worth a shot tho, or not?

[turbid citrus]

I wonder what funny group of people this ad would be pandering to...

[swift scarab]

It ended up imploding with me having one less friend and a strained relationship with the other for a while

[abstract path]

Also my wifi fucking sucks

[narrow lotus]

i mean she is doing alright right now , but id say it wasnt worth it cause i wouldnt have met my current gf / fiancee rn

again , this was 7 years ago

[slim osprey]

Predictable honestly

[abstract path]

Awww

Ok, well that's very sweet

[swift scarab]

I’m not good with knowing when or how to break things off

[abstract path]

I hope you two are happy together?

[pastel quartz]

(((you)))

[abstract path]

We can be fren

Lel

[swift scarab]

There’s a bit of a difference between having multiple friends and trying to have a three way relationship with people you have feelings for

[abstract path]

Hmmmm

[turbid citrus]

Yeah imma give it to you straight i am a based HMOFAchad

[abstract path]

What's a three way relationship?

[pastel quartz]

homo furry asexual?

[narrow lotus]

yeah me neither, thats why i honestly got the short end most of the time, i ended up being cheated on when i knew it was gonna happen but i just didnt break it off first

[swift scarab]

Think of how a threesome works, just translated to being romance

[abstract path]

Oh...poly, huh

[slim osprey]

Love triangle

[turbid citrus]

Human Male On Female Anthro

[slim osprey]

I don't see the point in that kind of relationships

[swift scarab]

I was the fool in the middle trying to make the other two like each other, without realizing the longer I did so the more volatile it made the whole thing

[abstract path]

Geez...

[swift scarab]

I’m still in a relationship with one, but the other one hasn’t spoken to me in almost a year

[abstract path]

Hell

[grim radish]

Find god

[swift scarab]

Last thing they said to me was to remove me from their steam library sharing because them getting pings from me playing games was pissing them off

[narrow lotus]

i am fine, thanks

[swift scarab]

God is overrated

[slim osprey]

God is dead

And we have killed him

[abstract path]

Hell is full

Mankind is dead

[ionic hatch]

my generation is truly fucking doomed

[abstract path]

Blood is fuel

ULTRAKILL

[swift scarab]

Took you long enough to realize, join the club

[slim osprey]

The dead will walk the earth

[turbid citrus]

About what i expected from somebody with "ussy" at the end of their name tbh

[pastel quartz]

he's living my dream

[swift scarab]

Chad Female sighted

[ionic hatch]

literally me irl

[slim osprey]

Dude really looks like 🤓

[swift scarab]

I think I’m 5ft 10in last I had a checkup

[slim osprey]

How can you look so much like a nerd

[abstract path]

Schizo spottet

[ionic hatch]

I am 6'4

[swift scarab]

Too tall

Must flee

[slim osprey]

Everyone wants a tomboy gf until a tomboy shows up

[ionic hatch]

yeah thats most of the times the case

[slim osprey]

Imagine getting scared

[ornate tulip]

Imagine talking to people.

[swift scarab]

Oh no the tomboy part is fine, I just don’t want death from someone that makes me feel like a dwarf height wise

[slim osprey]

Bro

[slim osprey]

I'm fucking 165cm and my gf is 180cm

It ain't that bad

[pastel quartz]

i took my meds already fed

[swift scarab]

Translation for murica

[pastel quartz]

man how

[ornate tulip]

On the off chance anyone sees this, I need the meme of that Skull guy from CoD staring with that spoopy music.

[slim osprey]

5'5 me 6'0 her (I think)

[swift scarab]

Plenty of people have it, give it a bit

[pastel quartz]

i can't find anyone who tower over me

[slim osprey]

Idk I'm not sure of murican numbers

[abstract path]

Man

[slim osprey]

I am simply not tall

[abstract path]

I am taller then my bf

[swift scarab]

My entire family has been on the short side

[pastel quartz]

im 170cm

[swift scarab]

I’m taller then both my dad and my grandfather

[pastel quartz]

not tall either

[abstract path]

Kinda want him to carry me but then again, he can't

[swift scarab]

[slim osprey]

You're average

[ionic hatch]

my entire family consists of people in the military or construction workers

[swift scarab]

I could probably lift a person if I wanted to

[slim osprey]

Tell him to hit the gym

[abstract path]

So i just carry him more then he does with me

[abstract path]

He is literally a skeleton

Not a stick

[pastel quartz]

yes but that's why I can't get an amazoness

[abstract path]

A skeleton

[slim osprey]

TELL. HIM. TO. HIT. THE. GYM.

I was a skeleton too

[heady crow]

thats hot

[abstract path]

No money

Like meh

[slim osprey]

You are hot

[ionic hatch]

I benchpress 120 kilo's, if I can do it so can he

[swift scarab]

Everyone knows the shorter you are, the more likely you’ll get someone that is excessively taller then you

[pastel quartz]

[abstract path]

Time.

[ionic hatch]

took me 2 years

of pure weight training

[abstract path]

Damn...

Well

[slim osprey]

This

[abstract path]

I didn't want someone tiny qwq

But here he is

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/hooray-workout-presses-bench-press-crab-gif-13841972

[abstract path]

A handsome lil skeleton

[slim osprey]

Literally all the people I considered a relationship with are taller than me

[turbid citrus]

I am here to let you know that in approximately six hours i will be masturbating

[slim osprey]

Except for one girl, she was 150cm

[abstract path]

Damn

[ionic hatch]

[swift scarab]

I think I’m actually taller then my current boyfriend

https://tenor.com/view/think-emoji-thonk-meme-gif-11987870

[abstract path]

HG?

[swift scarab]

Need a translation for that one

[heady crow]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

[ornate tulip]

Imagine having a romantic partner.

[heady crow]

god thats great

[abstract path]

That's...interesting -^-

[heady crow]

just like me fr

hold on

[slim osprey]

I was waiting to use it

[swift scarab]

Someone’s becoming jealous

[slim osprey]

No joke

[abstract path]

Yes i kind of am, heh

[slim osprey]

I discovered I was gay) thanks to femboys

[abstract path]

But lemme tell ya

[swift scarab]

[ionic hatch]

you are all below me

[abstract path]

Jealousy is the highest praise

-<-

[slim osprey]

Wanna pick me up?

[ionic hatch]

bet

[heady crow]

there we go

[slim osprey]

Bet

[swift scarab]

All the way up until it leads to more toxicity

[slim osprey]

King behavior Bruno

[abstract path]

Xd

[ionic hatch]

if I can carry construction materials 24/7 I can carry a singular mf

[abstract path]

Well i am slightly jealous

[ornate tulip]

But are you more metal than me?

[abstract path]

So it's ok

[swift scarab]

Scheduled Tomboy Uppies Time

[slim osprey]

Don't worry, I don't weight that much

[ionic hatch]

Yes

[swift scarab]

[ionic hatch]

define "not much" in kilo's

[heady crow]

nah only king here is madirex (rex standing for king)

[swift scarab]

It’s vaguely concerning I know exactly how much I weigh at all times

[slim osprey]

Idk, not more than 60kg probably

I'm a small person

[ionic hatch]

I can grab you by the dick and lift you up with one arm

[slim osprey]

Bet

[ionic hatch]

no

not a deal

[ornate tulip]

I got titanium screws and posts in my spine, so hopefully you got less than me.

[ionic hatch]

NOT A DEAL

[swift scarab]

Careful, he’ll like that

[ionic hatch]

my abs are titanium

[slim osprey]

Mamma didn't raise no pussy

[ornate tulip]

Okay.

[abstract path]

Especially mine.

[slim osprey]

If some girl threatens to grab me by the dick and lift me, I'll let her

[swift scarab]

If it falls off it’s your own fault

[slim osprey]

It won't fall off

[abstract path]

I was gonna say that

[ionic hatch]

his balls explode

[ionic hatch]

by the callousses from my hands

[swift scarab]

Time for me to wait to find someone who can manhandle me out of a chair and throw me into bed

[atomic pewter]

What the hell happened here

[slim osprey]

Chat got horny

[swift scarab]

The horny

Again

[ornate tulip]

I got no fucking idea man. I've been sitting here trying to process what the fuck is wrong with humanity.

[slim osprey]

Partially my fault

[urban ocean]

https://youtube.com/shorts/l2KhOTxjUJc?feature=share

[abstract path]

I want my bf to kinda do that tbh

[swift scarab]

Honestly this isn’t too bad in terms of humanity

[abstract path]

Also true

I have seen.....way worse ;^;

[ionic hatch]

my brother in christ I've seen a guy fuck the exhaust of his car in my city

[ornate tulip]

I have no experience with the darkness humanity. I know it's there. I know I'll be forced to trudge through it.

[slim osprey]

What

[slim osprey]

I'm sorry what the fuck

[swift scarab]

That doesn’t even sound comfortable

[abstract path]

Well then you have seen more then me

[ionic hatch]

welcome to the ghetto of the Netherlands

[pastel quartz]

were you raised in a christian household or asian household ot smth

[slim osprey]

My honest reaction

[swift scarab]

GODDAMMIT WHY DOES EVERYONE LIVE IN THE NETHERLANDS

FUCK

[lusty sonnet]

[narrow lotus]

sus

[abstract path]

Um

[atomic pewter]

If he were raised in an asian household he'd have the traumatic experience of getting beaten with bamboo sticks

[slim osprey]

I wish I lived in the Netherlands

[swift scarab]

You’d better not

[narrow lotus]

[turbid citrus]

How

[atomic pewter]

Just like a friend I know

[slim osprey]

No comment.

[ornate tulip]

I was homeschooled through our elementary, am anti social, and have parents who have morals, and raised me with discipline.

[ionic hatch]

I see mf's on drugs, I see mf's stealing shit, I see mf's fucking car exhausts, bro I've seen a guy with a speedo barefoot in the super market

[swift scarab]

That sounds like Florida, not the Netherlands

[ornate tulip]

Have you considered moving?

[ionic hatch]

this is the florida of the netherlands

[swift scarab]

Fair enough

[slim osprey]

Reminds me of my neighborhood

[abstract path]

Atleast no gang shit

[turbid citrus]

Whats the point of a femboy bruh on god though

[ionic hatch]

"no gang shit"

[turbid citrus]

Just like fuck a woman its an extra, better hole

[swift scarab]

Can’t get a real girl? Boom, problem solved

[lusty sonnet]

Living the New Kids Turbo life?

[ionic hatch]

yeah

[slim osprey]

Women get pregnant

[turbid citrus]

I suppose

[abstract path]

Well...except the drugs

[slim osprey]

Femboy does not get pregnant

Easy as that

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/imagination-spongebob-squarepants-dreams-magic-gif-12725683

[ornate tulip]

But what if you want kids?

[turbid citrus]

That is my intention, yes

[pastel quartz]

sounds like you were raised to be a priest lol

[swift scarab]

Why would you

[slim osprey]

Then fuck a girl

[swift scarab]

That costs money

[slim osprey]

I don't want no damn parasite

[swift scarab]

[abstract path]

Sounds like a me thing but also not

[narrow lotus]

[slim osprey]

The tiddy milk is only mine, I won't share it with a baby

[ionic hatch]

"HEY KUT WOUT, HEB JE GEEN ZIN OM TE RENNEN OFZO"

[pastel quartz]

adoption or artifical insemination

[narrow lotus]

based

[swift scarab]

Go find Falco, he’d find this conversation funnier

[ornate tulip]

Im not religious in the slightest lmao. Maybe god exists maybe it doesn't, who knows.

[ionic hatch]

religion? I tried going to church but that shit just didn't hit properly

[swift scarab]

I’m going to hell either way so I don’t give a damn

[ionic hatch]

instead I went to prison

[narrow lotus]

i mean here its just old ppl

[abstract path]

Religion is there to control us

[fading shuttle]

if he exists fuck em

[slim osprey]

Same

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/new-kids-new-kids-turbo-new-kids-nitro-godnondeju-gif-19242140

[narrow lotus]

also religion in the east europe is corrupt shit

[fading shuttle]

bastard insta-nerfed me at the fuckin start of the game

[slim osprey]

All the cool people end up in hell anyways

[abstract path]

Exactly

I agree

[turbid citrus]

I think if there is a god he hated me from the beginning because i objectively suck as a human 😤 😤

[narrow lotus]

then god i hope im a loser

[slim osprey]

1 sin or 100 sins don't make a difference, you are going to hell anyways. So might as well get a vip seat next to the devil and go there with 1.000.000 sins

[ionic hatch]

I drive a motorcycle am I based yet

[turbid citrus]

You moderate a discord server

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/fuhrer-cat-gas-gif-25955244

[slim osprey]

Helmet or no helmet?

[turbid citrus]

Already halfway there

[abstract path]

I already sinned more then that but all i can do is have a heart of gold for each individual that meets me (or i try to be atleast)

[grizzled meadow]

Preganante*

[pastel quartz]

why would you go no helmet

[ionic hatch]

my helmet is baller as fuck, has a skull print on it and Monarchs insignia from Project Wingman

[narrow lotus]

the GAMMA server, so i am indeed the chaddest of chads

[slim osprey]

Based shit

[narrow lotus]

damn i will get VIP tickets to hell

[swift scarab]

Same reason you’d go condom or no condom

[abstract path]

I want an own helmet

[swift scarab]

[turbid citrus]

Unfortunate, see you in hell then

[pastel quartz]

no helmet is cool but I'd prefer staying alive

[slim osprey]

Wow that's so sweet of you I could not care less about other people tho

[pastel quartz]

already broke my teeth once

[ionic hatch]

helmet costed me like, 800 euro

[pastel quartz]

and half my face

[abstract path]

Sometimes same though

Literally

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841651951183462460/1042355647037054986/dingus.mp4

[abstract path]

Sometimes i am just tired of it

[ionic hatch]

bluetooth, headset, microphone, tinted glass, shit is BASED

[swift scarab]

Only thing I’ve broken is my wrist and my spirit a few times

[ornate tulip]

Yaknow, my dad had 8 broken ribs, a lung that needed collapsed in order to be drained of fluid, AND THEN, a mitral valve repair, caude of a motorcycle crash.

[slim osprey]

I broke my collarbone once

[abstract path]

Boi my heart and spirit broke a few times too

[ornate tulip]

I don't want to ride a motorcycle

[turbid citrus]

This is my favorite meme
I have it framed on my wall

[narrow lotus]

oof thats rough

[abstract path]

If not more, but lemme tell you

All can be fixed

No matter the state

[slim osprey]

Nothing can be fixed

Give up.

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603956626810208266/1042437905634832515/NwrDE7vozEo2RuZd.mp4

[ornate tulip]

Oh, that wasnt the first one. He got in multiple crashes which caused him to stay at the hospital. He gave up the motorcycle after that.

[pastel quartz]

bluetooth headset and microphone wtf

why would you want that on your helmet

[swift scarab]

Yes

[ornate tulip]

Music.

[slim osprey]

Live stream your crashes going 300 km/h

[abstract path]

It's cool why not

[ionic hatch]

this is the helmet I own, Scorpion Covert X

[swift scarab]

Why would you want a nice fancy computer

Because why the fuck not

[narrow lotus]

huh looks like a cayman

[ornate tulip]

Nice brain bucket.

[abstract path]

god that's a tacticool helmet

Fucking BASED asf

[pastel quartz]

but that's a helmet to protect yourself against crash

a laptop doesn't have to

[ionic hatch]

for when I go on the highway with another motorcycle driver, we gotta communicate, even tho I'm mute, I just listen to the directions

[ionic hatch]

I use special hand signals on the highway

[pastel quartz]

reasonable ig, we just do hand gestures here

[ionic hatch]

very hard when your driving behind someone

[slim osprey]

Steal guns from cops

[ionic hatch]

wait let me get the model of the bike

[abstract path]

I am liking that art style

[swift scarab]

My 15 year old chihuahua is starting to get sick

[ornate tulip]

Thats rough buddy.

[slim osprey]

Damn

[abstract path]

Gee....rough

[slim osprey]

I don't wanna sound bad but, get ready for the worst

[ionic hatch]

I own a Honda Shadow VT 1300 CC drip machine

[slim osprey]

I went through it a couple months back

[swift scarab]

She’s acting like she’s choking occasionally but tapping her back makes her stop

[abstract path]

Tell me who draws this

Rn

[slim osprey]

No

[abstract path]

:(

Tell meeeee

[ornate tulip]

A human

[slim osprey]

That's no way of asking for things

[swift scarab]

I’ve lost 2 relatives, 1 relationship, and 2 dogs, it’s hard for anything to upset me anymore

[abstract path]

-_-

[swift scarab]

[slim osprey]

Shit

I'm sorry

[ornate tulip]

Do you need a hug?

[abstract path]

Gimme please?

[slim osprey]

@Verseshi on twitter

[pastel quartz]

nice

[abstract path]

Once you loose everything, all is useless
I get that, i hope you still have some left....and i hope it gets better

[abstract path]

Thank youuuu

[swift scarab]

I don’t like physical contact

[pastel quartz]

ummmm it's lose🤓

[abstract path]

Doesn't matter

[stone blade]

ale

;д

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-you-should-kill-yourself-now-gif-23487049

[slim osprey]

This pic goes hard as fuck

[ornate tulip]

Uhhh, have the emotional sensation of support through non physical contact means?

[stone blade]

your mom hoes hard

[swift scarab]

We call those drugs

[swift scarab]

Accurate

[narrow lotus]

buy bals

[slim osprey]

Buy a femboy off the deep web

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/destiny2-cat-ear-dance-warlock-gif-23339739

[slim osprey]

They ruined destiny

Imagine playing destiny tho

[eager quest]

commit

[abstract path]

They sure did ,_,

[ornate tulip]

I'm just realizing how absurd this is.

Adds one emote that really changes nothing.
Cue: Entire game is completely ruined there is nothing redeemable

[abstract path]

Also thanks for the artist tag

[ornate tulip]

Time to return to non existence.

[swift scarab]

Generally everything political should be avoided, the more recent it is in politics, the more it should be avoided

[abstract path]

Yes

[swift scarab]

https://twitter.com/verseshi/status/1592665965904662529?s=46&t=jZNlpT_y1lbKoIXIuOMwPg

Bearacuda (@Verseshi)

Did you know all cops carry a free gun? You can just take it they have plenty.

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[abstract path]

Already got it but appreciate the effort friend 🤝

[narrow lotus]

tenks

[abstract path]

Hm

[urban ocean]

Okay Cat be like

[normal reef]

That cat pfp mod be like

[pastel quartz]

[hidden path]

wabbit

[normal reef]

No way

Legal shit

[reef anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929807268994744340/1042475305236959304/redditsave.com_nuclear_rulehead-2o5hlcqzu50a1.mp4

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/770094079102681198/1042339790164607057/dingus.mp4

[midnight tree]

ayo dat me

[normal reef]

Kot

[midnight tree]

i'm more of a twank than a twink

[hidden path]

Sussy shit going on here

[pastel quartz]

fuck a twank

[coral egret]

@heady crow you got a spot?

[somber warren]

dafuck is a twink

sounds like a slur

[pastel quartz]

shut up twink

[somber warren]

i am heterosexual

i am just gonna assume its a different word for geh

[pastel quartz]

better shut your mouth before i kiss it

[midnight tree]

a twink is a word for a cute young man

[pastel quartz]

what's a twank then

[somber warren]

cute older man?

[midnight tree]

i am a twank (word i just came up with) as i am a very wide young man

[reef anchor]

You’re bipolar

[midnight tree]

yuh

but i'm just wide as in i got wide hips and shoulders

[somber warren]

twat fits better (mixture between twink and fat)

oh no wait

the british use that

[pastel quartz]

[somber warren]

nevermind that

[pastel quartz]

you're gonna make me act up

[midnight tree]

if i was a woman i'd have the fattest fuckin child bearing hips around i tell you

[pastel quartz]

https://youtube.com/shorts/tAJIiUIPDT4?feature=share

[midnight tree]

not clicking that

[midnight tree]

[coral egret]

its called being overweight

[somber warren]

ew feet

[pastel quartz]

[midnight tree]

i'm not actually that high up on the BMI i think

[pastel quartz]

tfw(that feeling when) my gf(real) tells me that

[midnight tree]

i am just built like a brick

[somber warren]

then go to gym and get shredded

[midnight tree]

workin on it

[somber warren]

+good

[pastel quartz]

my bmi is like 16 or smth last time i checked

[somber warren]

you are underweight

well not if you are like 14 and 5 feet

[coral egret]

idk why bmi is a thing just look at yourself you can obviously see if you have fat on your bones

[midnight tree]

i'm around 25-26 on the BMI scale

[pastel quartz]

im 50kg 170cm

[somber warren]

bruh, you are like a stick

[midnight tree]

85kg ~180cm

[coral egret]

jesus christ everybody in here is european

[somber warren]

that is like optimal

maybe a few kilos less

[pastel quartz]

asian

[coral egret]

same thing

[midnight tree]

15kg more and i will be literally twice your size

lesss gooo

[somber warren]

Free Healthcare

Free healtcare

i am scaring the americans

[coral egret]

you pay through taxes smd

[pastel quartz]

imagine being europoor and amerifat

[coral egret]

its just cheaper

the only sterotype about america thats tru is the obesity its so bad here 😭

[somber warren]

NA Education moment, but lets put the politics aside

[narrow lotus]

balls

[coral egret]

sup ledy

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1011864649232306279/1041861828512329739/IMG_5227.gif

[midnight tree]

prove it

[pastel quartz]

im a visual learner

[narrow lotus]

[coral egret]

im a tactile learner

[somber warren]

*testicle

[coral egret]

💯

[somber warren]

is this supposed to be funny?

[midnight tree]

it is

[pastel quartz]

depends

do you find it funny

[somber warren]

no

[pastel quartz]

then yes

[coral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/879703733016068186/1040562344738160670/29CAFE12-AB95-440C-A0BC-D42AA1571501.gif

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-girl-shirt-bite-leanbeefpatty-gif-24687380

literally me

[coral egret]

leanbeefpatty moment

[somber warren]

is this homosexual humor?

is it always about dicks and fucking?

[pastel quartz]

depends

are you a homosexual

[coral egret]

its the whole channel all the time

[somber warren]

i just don't get it, its like in Kindergarten haha funny he said dick haha

[midnight tree]

yes

peepee

[coral egret]

i often dont talk in this chat cause the topic is some gayh shit going on and i dont wanna contribute 😭

[somber warren]

same

you are just having a nice conversation, for example which m&m you would fuck and why it would be green

then someone writes: Dick dick i love dick cock cock cock

and then everyone does it

[coral egret]

green m&m solos

tucker carlson def smashes the green m&m

[somber warren]

i don't do american politics i want to keep my braincells

[heady crow]

for now

[coral egret]

can i join??

ill get on

[heady crow]

for now

[coral egret]

tf that mean 💀

but okay

[swift scarab]

Man can I just get my stimulus checks first

[pastel quartz]

dick dick dick i love dick cock

[somber warren]

did anyone play the cod dmz tarkov mode thingy yet

is it any good?

[coral egret]

what

[somber warren]

yeah cod made a extract shooter mode for warzone 2

[coral egret]

oh i heard about that

id have to install warzone first

[swift scarab]

Didn’t Battlefield try that too

[coral egret]

it was awful

[somber warren]

nah that was Battle Royale

[coral egret]

they had more than one game mode

they all sucked

[somber warren]

i mean its only 21gb. which shocked me bc warzone 1 was like 100gb

[abstract path]

What's euphoria again?

[swift scarab]

And increasing every update

[coral egret]

bro fuck cod every game is over 100gb

[swift scarab]

A band, I think?

[abstract path]

Ahh

[somber warren]

yes, thats why i deinstalled. well and Cod is ass

[pastel quartz]

shitty hbo original series

[coral egret]

i love cold war zombies

[somber warren]

ah that series about drug addict's

[abstract path]

Oppinion

[reef anchor]

Sir you cannot lick the girltummy

I’m sorry

[coral egret]

multiplayer on cold war is okay but the zombies is great

[swift scarab]

Last cod games I’ve played were Advanced Warfare, Black Ops 3, and MW2 Remastered (the older one, not the new one)

[abstract path]

Thanks for making the picture clearer

[somber warren]

didn't play it, but played the shit out of all the other zombies games. Fucking good time

[somber warren]

i legit guessed lol

[coral egret]

bo3 and cold war are my favorites

[midnight tree]

[somber warren]

gotta go with bo2 and 3

i played so much bo2 as a kid

[somber warren]

but only zombies lol

[coral egret]

bo2 was good yeah but for me bo3 takes the cake cause of the wallrunning

[coral egret]

yeah same

[abstract path]

Mine

[abstract path]

Lol

[somber warren]

they should really just make a zombies standalone game

[midnight tree]

why you gotta do be like this

lemme have dreams

[pastel quartz]

give up on your dreams

[coral egret]

i guess but i liked cold wars story even though it was short and the multiplayer is nice, id be really pissed if i had to play 60$ for each

[coral egret]

same

[somber warren]

yeah true, but i am talking about a real proper game. like 8 maps from the start and then maybe another 8 with dlc

[abstract path]

More like happiness is only a chemical

[pastel quartz]

I'll drink your brain fluid

[abstract path]

Do it

Please

I don't need it

[swift scarab]

BO3 Zombies had a lot, but it only started with that one map

[somber warren]

is brain fluid warm?

i guess it is

it has to be

[coral egret]

likely

[swift scarab]

Same temp as the rest of the body, 93-ish°F

[abstract path]

If I'm still alive, ye

[somber warren]

Can you say that in normal ppl Temperature messurement unit?

[abstract path]

Ledy W T F

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/no-giga-chad-no-gif-21613582

[swift scarab]

Send full pic or cringe

[abstract path]

I'd say 30°C

Lemme get the calculator googlr

[pastel quartz]

need a haircut, any recommendations

my hair is neck length

[somber warren]

30c is pretty hot

[swift scarab]

33.9°C

Roughly

[somber warren]

damn really

[coral egret]

buzzcut

[abstract path]

Yep, 33°C

[somber warren]

that like nice drinking temp

[pastel quartz]

krill your shelf

[abstract path]

I was right for once

[coral egret]

i have a buzzcut

[abstract path]

I guessed it right

[somber warren]

short hair+ beard is the way to go

[coral egret]

yup

[abstract path]

I want longer hair

More fat on me body

But like

[somber warren]

eat food

its that ez

[abstract path]

Dude

[coral egret]

it really is

[abstract path]

We don't have lots of money

Waittttt

[coral egret]

mcdonalds 💀

[somber warren]

aren't you working at fucking burger kind?

[coral egret]

like 5 bucks for a burger

[abstract path]

Is there smth that deletes the feeling of satiat-ness

[somber warren]

king

[abstract path]

Not yet

[swift scarab]

Metabolism?

[abstract path]

Yeah i have a fast one unfortunately

I heard estrogen slows it down doe

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1042492834105798696/unknown.png

[somber warren]

if you work there eat a burger a day and you will get fat in no time

[pastel quartz]

not my thing, I've been growing my hair for a year

[coral egret]

easily

[somber warren]

based

[narrow lotus]

holy hell that is a burn

[abstract path]

Yeah I'll have to wait 3 months

[coral egret]

i used to have long hair then i thought it looked gey so i buzzed it and its been years that ive had a buzz

[somber warren]

why? not old enough to work yet?

[abstract path]

It's not that

[coral egret]

honestly 😭

[narrow lotus]

what the fuck?

[slim osprey]

What the fuck

[abstract path]

Same

[somber warren]

are you gonna tell me or do i have to pull everything out of your nose

[pastel quartz]

currently it's go down to my neck and it's feeling p nice

[narrow lotus]

p!mute @pastel quartz 3d Do not use slurs

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz has been muted for 3 days.

[narrow lotus]

you could have just said gay

now u get punished

[pastel quartz]

i kneel

[coral egret]

its a blocked word

[pastel quartz]

[narrow lotus]

too bad

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1042492302775554098/D07BB143-73FE-4C1D-B6C7-D11E1C282CBA.gif

[somber warren]

you lied

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jordan-packwatch-rip-bozo-walking-l-goat-gif-24917561

[pastel quartz]

💯

[abstract path]

Yeye
Gon tell ya
Basically gotta wait 3 months because of "starthilfe"
Need to get a schedule down cuz of sleeping problems and also hygiene

[coral egret]

just use an e instead of an a i guess

[abstract path]

At first THEN i am ready for even that one job

[heady crow]

or gay)

or 🏳️‍🌈

[narrow lotus]

he probably tried to use f_g but coudnt so he used faggy instead

too bad i was right here

ripbozo

[abstract path]

Yeah he is gonna get banned soon

Someday

[heady crow]

wedy is a true ally ✊

[narrow lotus]

also newcomer moment

[abstract path]

Need us a sticker like that

[somber warren]

I can tell you, clean your room, clean yourself, drink only water or tea (or coffee) and eat lots of veggies. it helps a lot, helped me so why not you?

[narrow lotus]

i wonder what happened to the guy that i muted for 69 days

[pastel quartz]

okay mr peterson

[narrow lotus]

the guy that said he owns a server and i will see whats coming

[somber warren]

nice

[midnight tree]

clean your penis

[abstract path]

I am underweight so i need more calories
Neither do i get the motivation to cook shi by myself neither do i eat lots sometimes

[narrow lotus]

[coral egret]

people who dont want help dont get it thats why

[abstract path]

But i wanna eat way more then before

[midnight tree]

you're finished bro

[narrow lotus]

i am eating Cini Minis

[pastel quartz]

discordia is not a game ya heard

[abstract path]

B a s ed

[somber warren]

so you rather would crystal to not feel better? ok bro kinda toxic ngl

[pastel quartz]

when did i say that what

im just poking fun at peterson

[coral egret]

discord users when people try to spread positivity and self help

[somber warren]

he is right you know

[somber warren]

Real

[midnight tree]

self help is a trap

don't listen to him

[pastel quartz]

so im not allowed to make fun of him?

[narrow lotus]

better than spreading their legs and get pregnant

wait what

[pastel quartz]

discord users comprehension skill (impossible edition)

[abstract path]

Ledy ehat

[coral egret]

jordan peterson might be right but his voice is so funny 💀

[abstract path]

Wha t

[midnight tree]

i like the edits of peterson where he just talks about cocaine and rats

[somber warren]

i mean, i love cooking so i don't get how ppl don't like to make food lol. Try finding a nice recipe you would try and just do it. Don't think to much just do it.

[pastel quartz]

stop putting words in my mouth and put your lip there instead

[somber warren]

he is bri'ish of course his voice is funny

[abstract path]

No like...i done so much by myself when i do things myself it just gets me kinda deprived

[coral egret]

wait hes british

[dreamy hornet]

[somber warren]

sounded more like you where just being toxic

[somber warren]

yes

[dreamy hornet]

He's canadian aint he

[somber warren]

how can you not notice that lol

[narrow lotus]

oh my god is voicechat a fucking treasure again?

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040031774803230720/1042462362160078868/bloxy_cola.png

[somber warren]

wait wut

now i am confused

[dreamy hornet]

For real

[coral egret]

thats what i thought

[dreamy hornet]

British people dont talk as strangely as some canadians

[pastel quartz]

yes i was being toxic this was all a ruse

[coral egret]

youve got that the wrong way around

[pastel quartz]

i wish noone improves themselves

[dreamy hornet]

I think brits are silly sounding when theyre cockney but the same goes for the south here in the US

I put the imp in improve

[somber warren]

grab a friend and do it together, its not gonna get better if you are not doing anything. Its all about the small steps. You don't have to cock a 5 course meal, just maybe some spagett with garlic and oil (very ez and quick and fucking good)

[coral egret]

even up north here in michigan people sound like southerners

[somber warren]

mild shock

[dreamy hornet]

Mountainspeak, I know it well in oregon

[abstract path]

Yeah...sad that i don't have many of those, and most of em are pretty busy

[coral egret]

i grew up with everybody talking like theyre from the south

[abstract path]

Or better said

I have like

4 friends

One i don't talk much with

[dreamy hornet]

Who has friends is also in this channel

[abstract path]

One is sick

[swift scarab]

Better then me

[pastel quartz]

skill issues

[abstract path]

And 2 are busy

[pastel quartz]

[abstract path]

So none are free

[swift scarab]

I have an excessive amount of acquaintances and not much else

[pastel quartz]

cut friends and family out of your life

they're holding you back

[dreamy hornet]

All of my friends either joined the military or moved to the opposite side of the country

[abstract path]

Kinda toxic ngl

[pastel quartz]

you're better on your own

trust

[abstract path]

I'll die now on my own sadly

[pastel quartz]

don't talk if you don't know

[dreamy hornet]

Self reliance is nice but you gotta talk to people

[eager igloo]

Are you gaslighting crystal again

[gaunt trout]

if you will ever make a beer dont put this in uncolored bottles

[abstract path]

Cuz if I'll be alone I'm pretty much nothin

[pastel quartz]

better than being surrounded by so called "friends" and "family"

[somber warren]

try telling them, that you are not feeling so good and would like to spend time with them to feel better. i am sure you can make it work somehow. Maybe not today but next week. Then you have something to look forward too

[abstract path]

Well i chose them carefully unlike your well being

[abstract path]

Yeah...yeah..! I'll do that...thank you!

[broken topaz]

Construct yourself a new family

[somber warren]

You can do it bro. I belive in you

[coral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841451660059869194/1042486760996880414/MemeFeedBot.png?d2329d14a4e1b2c279443613c1e89625a025a5aab99b16d113d620c5e2f378d0 everybody in this chat

[abstract path]

Minecraft lookin mf

[normal reef]

Is this @abstract path

[coral egret]

yeah

it is

[abstract path]

My family are my friends

[pastel quartz]

i better myself with heroin

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1042508634309001247/unknown.png

[pastel quartz]

we're different

[broken topaz]

I'm spending my christmas away from my biological family for the first time this year.
Spending them with my real family, the homies

[somber warren]

all that talk about cooking made me hungry, time for food lol

[abstract path]

Have fun!

[pastel quartz]

if no one got me, i know STALKER G.A.M.M.A. got me

[midnight tree]

i'm spending christmas with the real homies; my self doubt and intrusive thoughts

[broken topaz]

i still havent even played GAMMA

im just here for brainfart

[abstract path]

I could install gamma again

[abstract path]

I used to play gamma

Then i stayed for brainfart

[coral egret]

i have like 35 hours i barely play

[abstract path]

Became a good member of it

[coral egret]

exaggeration

[broken topaz]

I wanted to play it, installed it and everything

but like no time

[abstract path]

Now i am back at it with Gamma soon (or so i hope for it to be)

[broken topaz]

Uni and part time work

and then i have to spend time with friends too

[abstract path]

You wrren't there

[broken topaz]

no time for gamma

[abstract path]

Better then my life

I wish i was busy kek

[broken topaz]

Yea but a medium amount of busy

[abstract path]

Yeah

[broken topaz]

Uni is fucking sapping my life juice out of me

[abstract path]

Uni is shit tbf

[broken topaz]

ye

honestly should have done something else

[dreamy hornet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517989648707092493/1038826402230837308/Lb48XZJ.mp4

[abstract path]

Same for me when i wastet one whole year on college

[broken topaz]

i mean i might as well try and finish it now

i am getting old and have not much to show for it

[abstract path]

Gee...

[dreamy hornet]

I bet youre still younger than I

[abstract path]

...well,on the bright side
You have friends

[dreamy hornet]

My brother lives like that

[narrow lotus]

she presses the red button cause the guy is a planner , meanwhile her :

[pastel quartz]

everyone can have friends

[dreamy hornet]

Saw a rat in his room the other day

[broken topaz]

how old ?

[pastel quartz]

it's the easiest thing to do on earth

[broken topaz]

wait

wrong person

chat shifted at wrong itme

@dreamy hornet

[dreamy hornet]

25, as of today

[broken topaz]

how old

[heady crow]

gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss

[broken topaz]

happy birthday

[dreamy hornet]

I get beef stew today

[broken topaz]

im 24 in a month and a half

[pastel quartz]

nice knowing you gramps

[dreamy hornet]

[narrow lotus]

ggs , happy birthday , imma be 25 in January

💪

[pastel quartz]

fossils fr

[dreamy hornet]

I move into my first apt this week tho

[abstract path]

I'm 17 gal

[broken topaz]

i know that

again

[abstract path]

Lmao

[broken topaz]

i accidentally replied to you

[abstract path]

Ik

[broken topaz]

chat shifted at wrong time

[slim osprey]

Skill issue lol

[broken topaz]

Im too old to keep up with you youngsters' chat

[pastel quartz]

how many bedrooms

[heady crow]

cropool

[dreamy hornet]

Soon I shall tackle the issue of finding friends in a new town

[abstract path]

Happy bday

[slim osprey]

Bruno <3

[heady crow]

hii!! heyy!! ^_^ hii! :3

wassup??

[broken topaz]

Haaaiiii brüno

:3

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[abstract path]

Imma remember that

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/840359719226310686/997424908084711465/bruhhhh_bruhhhh_bruh.gif

[heady crow]

hey coriii

how you been today?

[midnight tree]

boomer

[hidden path]

happy birthday welcome to being 25

nothing changes but you pay more money for things now

[slim osprey]

Birthday today?

[hidden path]

[slim osprey]

Ay yo

[pastel quartz]

someone got to put these fossils back on display

[slim osprey]

Happy birthday

You are one year closer to death :D

[heady crow]

the median age is 25 here

wtf

[slim osprey]

I let the voices win I'm sorry

[heady crow]

:(

[broken topaz]

I made no progress on the tasks i set out for myself today

and am tired, hungry and stressed

average day

[pastel quartz]

that's great

now wallow in your self pity

3 reps

[broken topaz]

I will

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/642256326826786826/1042274239971082240/ONO.mp4

[midnight tree]

i worked out a bit today

i wanna clone myself and pummel my clone to death

[slim osprey]

Real

[pastel quartz]

after that talk to someone for 5 minutes

[heady crow]

feel that

[pastel quartz]

i wanna clone myself so i can have a 3way with my gf

[pastel quartz]

naruto style

[grim radish]

Real

[swift scarab]

Already know that one, kinda boring

[slim osprey]

It's alright

Seen better seen worse

[heady crow]

its like 54 seconds long so eh

[swift scarab]

Indeed

[swift scarab]

Plenty longer and better quality these days

[slim osprey]

Mhm

[midnight tree]

it do be like that sometimes

[dreamy hornet]

Who is our village elder
Gorf is apparently older than I

[midnight tree]

what the song doe

[pastel quartz]

i am

im 40 with 3 kids

[dreamy hornet]

[grim radish]

Yet only has a GF 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[slim osprey]

Do not date art hoes

Worst mistake of my life

[pastel quartz]

im a family man

[narrow lotus]

p!mute @livid void 7d Racist in VC

[foggy mantle]

@livid void has been muted for 1 week.

[grim radish]

Bruh all I see is a broken family 💀💀💀💀

[pastel quartz]

so based so brave

[slim osprey]

Thank you Ledy for muting people here

It allows me to post my funny vids

[pastel quartz]

im just perpetuating the cycle

[normal reef]

Sick

[slim osprey]

PIPPO

[midnight tree]

these nazis are taking over so you can't even say certain words anymore

smh my head

[pastel quartz]

these snowflakes are ruining this country smh

[midnight tree]

fr fr

if i was a mod i would ignore everyone and just shitpost

like a TRUE patriot

[pastel quartz]

[midnight tree]

drinking lots of pineapple juice rn