#🎪bruh-fart
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I am the ultimate homosexual
i lift so i can lift more
prove it to me then
goblin brain likes when number go up
How?
i uuhhh
i can't read the numbers on the weights
uhhhh
i jus lift

liffin hard
just came home from liffin actually
i just ate some toast with some meat slices and egg
what is he even saying
need to fill that calorie goal for tonight
and go beyond
this is why vore exists
peak male physique
Real
what the fuck is this convo
Average day in here, don't mind it
nvm whatever fit twink you are going for might be it
Lmao
i have a talent for derailing conversations
literal schizo talks out here
ong tho cropol take those progress pics
Too shy uwu 👉 👈
who is cropol
sounds like a slang for croatian police
cmoon you look so much better than me thoo :((
bruh

real
You are fake
no
Just a figment of my imagination
me and my fav server member
i imagined myself to be real
İmagine being able to imagine
Rei and Asuka in a spanish club, checks out
if i believe you to be dead my mind will make it so your head suddenly caves in from a local rock that i totally didn't just throw at you
but wait hold on cropol lemme show you what i looked like before lifting so you can see why one takes progress pics
real
Okay
i will never take a before/after pic
linear time is a bitch and i refuse to acknowledge it's supposed existence
REAL
night time is just made up so the feds can go steal your cum in your sleep
i want a fucking cannon strapped to my arm
who fucking doesn't
libtards
i lift so i can carry the heaviest flamer
Chicks with dicks 
gock 🥴
Real
Man this could be you fr
time to get an engineering degree so i can create cool and also illegal weapons i can strap to myself
Sameere
Less competition for me
Now you will tell us who
i never ask where the hoes are at because i only want a good woman
envied and wanted by both genders 
Had a talk today with my gf
I still don't believe I look that good
But she keeps saying how a lot of people want to look like me
can we finally have that threesome where we can just ignore her?
bro have i not told you enough times that you are attractive
But I don't tend to believe it all that much
Maybe... 
I'm too shy 👉 👈
no
Yes uwu
prolly said in a joking/teasing manner most of the time but in the end it is the truth for me that you are good looking 
I mean
I know I look good because I can pull a lot of people
But at the same time, there are so many people that look better than me
i've been called handsome once
love u guys thanks for being the only good channel here
something something cancer, something something couldnt have made it without you, etc
uh huh
anyway
other than that one time i've been called handsome i have been told i look scary
which is very batemanpilled of me
Real
Own that scary look
idk thats always a bad way of looking at things. There will always be someone better but it doesent mean one cant claim pride in/aknowledge something
hard to put thoughts into words at midnight idk
Yeah I get
wish i was just like you
It's not like I'm constantly thinking about how others are better anyways
the UPS delivery guys are glowing
fr fr apart from the crushing apathy imposed upon me from years of neglect i live a very bussin life
i understand why you wanna be just like me
Actual skill issue
being cute is infinitely better than being hot tbh
I'd say it's 50/50
idk i just want to be the biggest guy in the room
how tall are you guys
size isn't everything
being called cute is not that great
184 so tallish
i can put the fear of god into any motherfucker i meet by just being deranged enough
real
between 175-180cm
jesus christ yall miss out on the gene pool or something?
wtf wrist reveal?
Wtf trash can reveal
bro i cannonballed into the genepool
i am wide as fuck
I can't be the perfect male, sorry
my dutch genes do be balling tho
wait you're the one with the abnormal height 
clearly normal height for a dutch woman
God knew I'd be too powerful if I was average height
death by snu-snu
both have benefits ig. Im glad im not any taller
height is irrelevant
I never gave a shit about height
it's all about how based you are
Zamn wrist reveal
Im unironically forklift certified
i will bear your children if you let me
idk at 192cm for example its fuckall annoying to fill out your frame
if god made be shorter id look bigger in terms of muscles
do you even fit on a forklift seat
i'm only lift certified 
idk bro, I benchpress like, 90 kilo's now
ok
based
can you benchpress some bitches tho
not in our small forklift
I'm only allowed to drive the 5 ton side loader or the heavy forklift
im liftcel
just go out and lift things yourself bro
smh
gotta teach these damn zoomers everything
nice knowing ya gramps
I only like men sorry to break it to you bro but there are straight tomboys
men can be bitches too
this
Men can be bitches

sexist
i wish i could still do my tinsmithing work but my spine gave out before my arms did
this is one of the machines I drive
sexual harrasment
love me a woman that can help me build shit
construction worker 
based
once i get my fuckin electrician degree i'll be back at the work site in a heartbeat
i fucking hate security work
well I am an unlicensed construction worker, I mostly work in logistics now
moving shit is a good job
TF2 medic is also unlicensed, don't let that stop you
Autistic bottom behavior
😭
Skinny boi
thinking back to how swole i got from working construction
🥺
moving shit is truly the most based profession
It'd be so easy to manhandle you
i listen to minecraft volume alpha when i work out
crystal go take your meds
what is your go-to lifting tunes
Sorry but I'm not the one with psychic problems
i lift my heavy ballsacks everyday
you sure? You're trying to communicate in hieroglyphs
mf got multiple ballsacks
The rain formerly known as purple
I weigh like, 85 kilo's, then again I'm jacked af 
Not even
bro saaaame
minecraft volume alpha from now on
Wait fr?
yeah
so uh
christ christodoulou got some fuckin bangers
lmk when the oversharing and the 'getting drunk on your own brags' end
Yes he does
i listen to the deadbolt OST sometimes too
song: Tevvez - Legend: https://open.spotify.com/track/05EG9LwFCVjkoYEWzsrHHO
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Fuarkstyle spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7ok4oNLocF0ILkzY1Zk34m?si=TiJLS37mTriDsTcKRVIb1A
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New kind of edit but the spirit of Zyzz is still there alway mirin
Best hardstyle motivation Zyzz jeff seid conn...
Oh me too
Did you listen to the new one, they might aswell be dead?
Great song
She's just like me
i have not
Do it.
real
i gotta start lifting to sea shanties again
I listen to that as my work out song, and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nabV2ZozT98
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Btw
720º redpilled
The music i recommended is in #921156747631157299
gotta find me a lifter gf at some point
idk rn #921156747631157299 is just black metal due to me, zooey and slayde
check out this fat cat
having a permanent lifting buddy sounds based
gotta find me a lifter bf at some point
what makes you think girlfriends are permanent 
but then again working out alone is better
omw to introduce Power Metal
What? You want a tomboy?
yeah
gaddang the stereotype writes itself
Coming day and night achieved
Goddamn dude
i haven't touched a weight in my life and still manage to get a gf somehow
Good luck with that btw
you found someone who ain't a shallow bitch, congrats 

@heady crow you're posting good shit, keep it up, finally fresh memes
love you too dude
Well....i got a bf without touching a weigh so i guess that counts
she's just into twink
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Intense Symphonic Metal Cover of Ludwig The Accursed and Ludwig The Holy Blade battle themes, from Bloodborne The Old Hunters OST.
The two tracks are combined into one on the OST album, titled just "Ludwig, The Holy Blade".
Oops, I should've written Bloodborne The Old Hunters OST in the vi...
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got experience with that sort of stuff?
Bruh
god damnit
listened to too much metal and now i'm angy
Just go kill someone 4head
listen to different type of metal and get sad
Now listen to purple rain
Kek
imma go listen to alone again (naturally)
Why is everyone so sad in 'ere
gilbert o'sullivan slaps
Cause life is depressing
especially for someone named gilbert
solitude
literally me last weekend
https://youtu.be/8MxNLg3rCdw
African Animals Getting Drunk Off Ripe Marula Fruit
That sounds familiar but...can't get onto it
yeah what about it
incredibly based
@slate crown
i ain't ashamed to say i want a boyfriend without the dick
Imma become a tomboy kek
fuck now i want more 
God damn
bongukkah
Good fucking thing there is only the Whamageddon to beat
i hate girly shit on account of it being mostly rooted in superficiality
i'd take a manly girl any day of the week
I mean i am girly but still have the boy part in me
holy shit
thats called a femboy
Women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
Great film btw
So fucking delicate like mommy’s fine china
If you have complaints, please wait your turn and line up
women with actual pockets in their pants 😍
My man really reading the whole chat
i thought you said rockets
me who wears cargo pants and an F35 pilot jacket 
didnt get to my gock msg yet
❤️
Now I don't know if you're being serious or not
can I post a meme about some robbers getting shot after fucking around and finding out @grizzled meadow
you tryina make me fall in love or something, bro?
💀
lol
@heady crow i now have crippling deep cock galadick ™ addiction
No I'm just a chad
I am being completely facetious
@slate crown
better than destiny 2
Yeah i am for now so what
Also i love that song
real
Imma sleep yall
Gn
@grizzled meadow
sweet dream bbg
damn
Damn
I have a boyfriend
getting hit with them sad chemicals all of a sudden

gotta go to bed now
I GOT A MESSAGE FOR THESE LITTLE I can't say that...
die
Good night bro
so
Hmmm
It depends
If the video is graphic, no
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Women with dicks and weak men w...

And what the fuck we have now?
i miss him falco
Fucking Joji
Fuck off
I miss him as well
Fuck off him and whatever fan he have now
Fucking Joji
i love joji
his name is PINK MAN
LADIES GETTING MAD IN THE COMMENTS AND I'M HEARING IT
i didn't even have internet when he was pink guy
dude where the fuck have you been living under
a roof
sounds like you havent if a mf didnt even have internet

my parents didn't let me have a phone noruse the internet throughout hs
People when embed fail
I got unrestricted internet access since I have memory
Salute to the fucking flag
for the better or worse same
tbf i can blame my brothers for getting me started on league of legends
so the internet access wasnt a problem
Damn
what no bitches does to a mf
He really did try to make a lol player
i got hooked on league by myself
He succeeded? 

i skipped classes to go play league
I'm proud to have never played league
been playing for 8 years
I skipped classes to fucking work on cars and this mf plays league 🚶♀️
bro when rakan got released i was grinding out like 15 games a day
shit was wild
glad i got out of that hole
Who the fuck is rakan
All I know is Jax
jaques
im asian, it's in my blood to skip class and play league
@slim osprey
Real
🫡
now it all makes sense
thank you for your sacrifice in that case
i haven't stopped playing tho
I'm also asian what is your point
you play on euw or eune tho?
no shitty garena server
I'm the perfect hybrid, 6'4 and Asian
💀
How
aye
damn how
homie i cant even understand your pain of being addicted to league and playing on garena
i saw that too holy balls
arent they closing their partnership with rito tho
yeah we're moving to offical riot server soon mashallah
white dad probably

about fucking time
you may now begin to exist as a regular human being
well as regular as a league player can be
Dutch and indonesian
knew it
Chimpanzee paying for a pizza delivery in Russia 😳
nofap is meant to make you horny so you'd go out and get real women
Fuck real women, get men instead
Blasting rope is morally correct
but some mfs take it too far and do nosex + nofap for years
Nofappers are weird as hell and it seems to come attached to some weird ideas
Most of the time I see it attached to a superiority complex
"semen retention"
what the fuck does that even mean
@heady crow
Nofappers are the kind of people who run around shouting Deus Vult
there is demand but no supply 
Ay yo
nvm
very popular among white college kids it seems

you mean the typical ww2 germany/sabaton fans?
Loads of literal asexual people are more normal about sexuality/porn than nofappers
these kinds probably
lmao
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA THAT ONE
Prussian
Nordic
pick one
Y'know
fuck it makes me crack up
After seeing that I do realize I look good
Good to know I'll never be like one of them
yw
The fuck does that mean
coomer spotted
Hey look, someone to prove my point
ofc (((goldstein))) would advocate for nofap
Y'all are fucked in the head sometimes
wouldn't it be the opposite?
Having blue balls isn't gonna make hitler love you
who the fuck mentioned hitler you schizophrenic
opposite nuts
Bro what the fuck does this mean?
Real
I lift to carry my gf everywhere
Free yourself from the Matrix. Have sex with Dogs.
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Nofap + NoPorn + MOGMAXXING + WHOREMAXXING = Based Redpilled Sigma Lifter
man there's this screenshot of a guy calculating the amount of white women fucking dogs but i can't find it
yeah i've seen it as well lol
White Wimmin are extremely overrated.
MODS RACISM!!!!
can you disable brainfart
slavic wimmin>>>>>>
have Y'all ever been with real Latinas? Non Americanized ones
i have never been with roman women, no
falco they're talking about non-homosexual sex please mute them both
I went on a trip through Mexico on a motorcycle whoremaxxing and stopping at every brothel I could and let me tell you I have never felt so alive.
you feel the flame inside you?
Not the burning kind
coming from your crotch

good thing you can walk across the street and buy the medication with no prescription for a couple dollars.
Mexico is so based
america is better
Someone will do the based move and I'll ban them
so based i love being killed by [mexicans] and thrown into a ditch
If you fuck around you will find out
but if you just mind your business nothing will happen
I went completely alone and nothing happened to me
Show pic or not real
if it's anything like here, "fucking around" can mean going through a normal looking if a bit poor street and getting absolutely fucking blasted with 150 rounds of 7.62 ammunition
the people in Mexico are actually really nice. Much nicer than the people in America on average
I want to move to Mexico
where are you from my guy
Minnesota
i hate first worlders
guise!!!! [shit country] is so good and underrated!! oh man i want to live there!!
to mods: i can say shit country because i too live in the third world don't fucking the rock eyebrow me
It's okay if you talk shit about your own country
Cope. Mexico is a good country.
I do it daily
And yeah Mexico is a shithole
this is the real cope
Finally a higher quality version of this
Pretty much everywhere in latinamerica is a shithole
latin americans can talk shit about latin america!
Real
exactly
depends on the parts you go to, some parts were really shitty, other parts were really nice. Tijuana was a shithole, Mexico City was really nice though.
Bruh
Uruguay is sort of okay for a latinamerican country
she said argentina gives you hrt for free if you're under 16
They got weed there at least
Fake
Source: I'm argentinian
lmfao my condolences
bolivia's colony
have you been to the Patagonia region?
which province?
No
I really want to go camping and stuff there.
The one with the most population
Cordoba/San Luis is better for that
thanks for the rec
Only reason to visit the Patagonia is to see the snow if that's what you like
I see enough snow living in the north already
If your sole purpose is camping, I recommend some secluded area in Cordoba
good for backpacking?
What do you mean?
what's with americans and backpacking through third world countries
holy shit chat is filled with fucking bottoms
It is
epic
Carrying your camping equipment to different locations @slim osprey
I feel like a fucking outcast
If you got the stamina for it, sure
of course I do
You're gonna do a lot of climbing
been all over the Rockies and Appalachians here in America
It's okay to be a top in a world of bottoms
those gifs were banger
Just call them good boy and watch them call you mommy
@ me if you hear of anything else, time to hit the gym.
if you're going to argentina, go walk the el chalten trails
my favourite genre, hispanic anime girls
k-keep me posted
Same
I beat people like you up at the chuck e cheese drivethrough

@slim osprey
Hes just like me fr
my friend said this after i send a pic of omori
You a hero for doing that
Mood on the t1 part
Fake, this last two years I've been happier
Yeah but Ryan gosling just like me grindset
Real
i lost all of my comeback gif and pics
Get fucked idiot
I stay winning
I remain up
Unchallenged
Gonna develop a new personality when I play this game
What game
Blasphemous
Oh metroidvania
I heard a noise outside

No FR
You're gonna get kidnapped
Your organs are gonna get sold on the black market
What do you want us to do?
fuck can we do
Yesterday i fuckin helped someone get rid of like, some random ass creature trying to hunt them down
Real
Maybe i am getting karma
is this yhe dark souls of metroidvania
Shut the fuck up
Ouch
Pretty much
I have my bf to kiss
How about you come and kiss me then
Sksksjsjjhjjdh
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#stalker
I would if i couldd :((
I'm so sorry
what dat legs do
I can get blasphemous for less than 5 dollars, yet here I am waiting to see if it goes on sale for christmas
Such is life of the unemployed third world man
Imma buy that shiet
Trying to be like me smh
Ill go study history, linguistics or philosophy in southern finland just to find some cute twinks ong
On godd
I am me
Plus
I was curious about it since it came to dead cells
By that i mean, the skin
Yep
Ye its great to be there before like 11am when its legit 10ppl
Only one usable cross cable machine at my gym too so i cant rely on doing anything with it past 1pm
Why are yall going there again?
To look better
You can always look better
sigma
Looks don't matter in my eyes
To push myself and see the fruits of my work
Based
And to look better and goblin brains likes when number goes up
Also to carry my gf
men when they reach 18 and is still a virgin
Her 180 ass isn't gonna be easy to handle
I'd use my bf as weight ffs
Just do fuckin squats
You should try it too
@slim osprey me and you?
Yes
Damn
I already have the strength to carry her, not like she's heavy
I train because I care about my body and mental health
The problem is I'm 165cm and she's 180cm
That's actually a pretty right decision to do so
If you want an hour long answer here it is
https://youtu.be/yr4zj-WbG4I @abstract path
Love your muscles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPPCu5zBPLk&list=PLsw1W2tlNEW_2OP_EnXVz1iRCdiTlHpf-&index=6
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Develop your individuality: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6R91uSnsPY&t=249s
00:00 Thank you lifting
2:00 The power to change
9:33 Build a more attractive self
15:...
- abs while being tanned look fucking sick
Goals tbh
Yeah you know what bothers me tho?
People always be directly thinking when ma boi be carryin me they be like "that' not fair,be a gentleman"
holy fuck my dream
I am literally a walking tomboy stereotype
Yeah sorry that I'm fucking different
there's barely any tall women here
What do you mean

I live in a country where everyone is tall
Is your bf smaller than you?
Yep -_-
Ah
Isn't that the same thing-
Don't bother trying to correct me, I have zero respect for the english language

No worriew
my brother or sister in christ, you have much to learn
Sorry we didn't have that yet
Me?
no
Ah
Heh, no
If so, you tell me

Crystal you are 17
You have a lot to learn

And?
Internet has ruined everything
Bruh
Bruh -<-
okay grandma
me irl
I belong to them
This took me 5 times to understand what it meant to say
it has all the funny words
Gilf ngl
I'm not that old bro
How old?
19
How
💀
We are the same age
younger than me
build like a greek goddess
And you be talkin down to me like I'm not even close to bein 18
yes

Pic or not real

Real
Me and who
I literally look AI generatet sthu 
h-hi 😳
Hmmm
😳 😳
wait I have a full image I think
🥺
I am yes

I just put a picture of me in the funny AI machine and let it generate an image of me, pretty fucking cool concept
Huhhhhh
im a switch
Oh you're one of those
is anyone here Swedish
maybe 
no but I am kinda swedish I guess, does dutch count?
No but I'm german
Sorry to break it to you, switches are just bottoms with extra steps
Most of the chat is queer so i wouldnt be suprised
I agree to this 🤝
Thank god I'm straight
I'm a top everywhere I walk
You're 17, go do your homework
Straightcels seething
mr house is so kawaii uwu
Sorry but
Can't handle the truth
Atleast i found work
Ay good for you
Get that bread
your mom
That's not what I asked
One thing tho, which AI generator did u use to make your pfp?
NovelAI
Thanks!
sad its only anime shit tho
This literally makes me want to take you on a helicopter ride, fly up to max altitude and then Sparta you off the side without a parachute.
Pinochet my beloved
give me LEAN or give me death
plis mr pinochet noooo
Si
I should play project wingman again 
I have to watch a swedish film for class
my condolences
yes
My condolences. Atleast its not dutch or danish
Mf really be calling anything cake now
Real
No that's not Finland
Was about to say some outta place shit
Almost let the intrusive thoughts win
Dms?
zoomers will not know about bonbi
guys I have to confess something, girls with colored hair are the equivalent of neckbeards with fedora's change my mind
She doesn't want you bro
Bruh bonkibonkers
We agreed on this a couple days ago
not really
Egirls are the same as "nice guys"
the type of people that I want to punch in the teeth
I used to be on his server, full of Nazi's
i know nothing of that
my beloved
i love his vids tho
Both are accurate at the same time. Cant wait to saw another ice hole this winter tho, gonna make it all nice with a ladder and shit
Pretty much any single woman
or any girl who got bullied in highschool
colored hair is fine
it's their actions that matter
Average day in my life
thats like saying, furries are people
Real
Real
suicide is cringe, I can't ball when I'm dead
Btw cropol now that i think about it do you think it was a mistake to choose january as the date when i go into army service
Might a bit cold since the brigade is up north
I wouldn't know
watch black lagoon or Jormungand instead like a normal person
Ah True mb then ig
Mf gonna be melting when it gets -30 here








