🎪bruh-fart

[slim osprey]

This is truly what the gay) agenda is all about

[broken topaz]

You actually had the surgery

[slate crown]

complete 180

[hushed marsh]

Yeah I actually did

[broken topaz]

I am terrified of srs

[slim osprey]

Make kid gay), make them transition and then make them gay) again

[hushed marsh]

I wasnt, my life did a 180

I knew I made the right choice

[slate crown]

my gf sometimes wish she had a dicc too

she even has dreams

[slate crown]

fuck i am the girlfriend

[broken topaz]

well im not far enough in transition yet to get to the point of srs

buut i might consider it later

[heady crow]

Boywife*

[broken topaz]

its just scawy

[hushed marsh]

Still best of luck to you

Dont rush into it, you dont have to

[slate crown]

Boife

[hushed marsh]

💜

Its about you, and how you feel

[slim osprey]

I hate boife

[hushed marsh]

thats why you do it

[slate crown]

Malewife

[heady crow]

Ive never even heard of boife

[slim osprey]

Boywife is perfectly good, use it

[hushed marsh]

yeah but the opposite sounds menacing

[broken topaz]

thats what i call my bf

[hushed marsh]

GIRLHUSBAND

thats a good band name

use that one

[slim osprey]

Real

[hushed marsh]

this cat is in a k hole

we've all been there

[slate crown]

i just wish she would choose a major other than game designing but if that's what she wants I'll support her nonetheless

[slim osprey]

I want to get fucked up

[heady crow]

Leave the ketamine for the horses wtf

[hushed marsh]

Trust me, I want to

[broken topaz]

Doing ket like a stallion

[slim osprey]

I need alcohol

[hushed marsh]

its kinda fun

But its also not

[slim osprey]

Who wanna drink with me?

[broken topaz]

I dont drink alcohol

[slim osprey]

Cringe

[hushed marsh]

Yeah me neither

[heady crow]

Me

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/1034910350174330970/a25b6afb6456616891dee05ee02c40f3.mp4

[slim osprey]

This is why you are all bottoms

[slate crown]

i just hit up my plug, zaza should be here any minute

[heady crow]

When we get drunk on call cropol?

[slim osprey]

Not enough alcohol

[hushed marsh]

fuck you

homo

[broken topaz]

I get super drunk easily

[hushed marsh]

:(

[slim osprey]

Fuck you too homo

[heady crow]

Then explain me

[hushed marsh]

Finnish

sorry its hard coded

[upbeat bobcat]

have you ever dreamed of a life without zazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[slim osprey]

Real

Don't smoke it all in one sitting

[hushed marsh]

SMOKING SOME

[heady crow]

As per my nationality ive been drinking with friends since i was 15. Not sure if its good or bad tho

[hushed marsh]

DONKEY KONG JUNGLE WEED

Ive also been drinking since I was 15

[slim osprey]

You are living the kind of life I want

[hushed marsh]

Finland really is Canada

[slate crown]

sometimes, but then i smoke zaza and im perfectly happy with the life i have rn

[hushed marsh]

I gave up but

[heady crow]

We really are alike

[slim osprey]

I want to go out to the woods, set up a campfire and just get hammered with my friends

[hushed marsh]

Yeah when I was 14-15 I got drunk with friends, all our parents knew what we were doing

It was out in the woods, no joke

[broken topaz]

I take zaza and shrooms

but alcohol no

[heady crow]

Meh it can be mid. Cottage is the best place imo

[broken topaz]

No toxic substance like alcohol

ew

[heady crow]

Cant microdose with alcohol

[slate crown]

might bake some pot brownies if gf wants to get turnt with me tonight too

[hushed marsh]

Lake House was the best parties

[broken topaz]

microdosing?

[hushed marsh]

Oh I loved going to a lake dude

So much fun always

[slim osprey]

See now this makes me sad

[upbeat bobcat]

@heady crow DRG today?

[slim osprey]

I am not enjoying my life the way I want to

[heady crow]

Well i got a cottage like 7 meters from finlands second biggest lake

[hushed marsh]

Thats rad

[upbeat bobcat]

3rd world country?

[hushed marsh]

Yeah

[slim osprey]

Yeah..

[slate crown]

you'll get your groove in cropol, i believe

[heady crow]

At which time?

[slim osprey]

It's depressing living in here

[hushed marsh]

ive got work tomorrow

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't mind, I'm completely free this evening and night

[slate crown]

I'll do my best to make it less then

[heady crow]

Alright ill set up my pc real cuickly

[hushed marsh]

build it out of lego bricks

[slim osprey]

Nah it's alright, I'm enjoying life

Just not the way I want to

[slate crown]

aren't we all

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/540836258293874708/1000824517712674888/MAKE_THE_SOUND-1-1-1.mp4 why can't girls like this go to my school smh

[hidden path]

I'm just not enjoying life

[broken topaz]

burunyaaa

[upbeat bobcat]

Don't rush, I'm in ARAM atm, just asked.

[slim osprey]

I guess

Fuck sake I'm showing emotions

This is not the real me

[slate crown]

I'd send you an image rn but discord is being a CUNT

[broken topaz]

Not very american psycho blade runner drive of you @slim osprey

[slim osprey]

Real

I'll do better next time

[hidden path]

I actually struggled playing fit ring adventure so honestly I don't think I'm even having a good weekend

[broken topaz]

Im doing math homework and coding homework

So my weekend will suck too

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1005036277378338856/1040964785359028364/673A6142-8805-4A55-A961-3B98CEEE5F62.jpg

[slim osprey]

You got the coding socks?

[broken topaz]

of course

[midnight tree]

you got the finnish?

[slim osprey]

Real coding hours

[midnight tree]

polish and finnish are the only two coding languages

[broken topaz]

i dont have the finnish or polish

😔

[midnight tree]

fake coder

[hidden path]

Death

[broken topaz]

Very true

[slim osprey]

Wish I had a finnish male for myself

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1040971445972521030/4BmsNivUfjDdz4xa.mp4

[heady crow]

Wish my doctor would prescribe me testosterone tbh

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/im-right-here-the-cabin-with-bert-kreischer-im-standing-right-here-look-at-me-hey-guys-gif-18821922

[slim osprey]

Hii

[broken topaz]

i need the doctor to up my estrogen

[heady crow]

Youve seen my whiter than snow skin and blonde ass hair smh

[broken topaz]

cute

[midnight tree]

wish my doctor could stop being such a bitch and tell me to "stop doing methstosterone (meth and testosterone combo i made in my attic)"

[heady crow]

Real

[slim osprey]

Yes

Very cute

[heady crow]

Sdjsjsjsjsjkk

Stop

[slim osprey]

Queer key smashing

[broken topaz]

How long that hair brüno boy

[slim osprey]

Bottom activity detected

[broken topaz]

is it pullable?

[midnight tree]

a few people over the years have asked me how i bleach my hair

[slim osprey]

Not that long, but I'd say it's pullable

[heady crow]

Rn its longer so very much pullable

[midnight tree]

you could probably get a good grip on about a fistful of my hair

[broken topaz]

😳

[heady crow]

Also i hate and love you how thats in my head now

[slim osprey]

[broken topaz]

gawd damn

[midnight tree]

but we're talking about my fistsfuls

which are about 2 of your fistfuls i presume

[broken topaz]

mines a bit past my shoulders

so very grabbable

[heady crow]

Ofc the norwegian guy would have blond hair. Whats next? Blue eyes? Perfect white skin? Kissable lips?

[devout hull]

Found some neat reaction images in an Art Quest.

You're welcome.

[midnight tree]

i got some grey ass eyes

desaturated green lookin ass eyes

[slim osprey]

Damn

Can I steal your eyes?

[broken topaz]

I got really blue eyes

[slim osprey]

Give me your eyes

I will take them

[devout hull]

smoke some weed, the red will make them stand out

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-shaking-head-fisheye-lens-gif-25374523

[slim osprey]

I got the darkest eye color possible

[heady crow]

Man you are romantic

[devout hull]

If life presents a problem, use drugs.

[slim osprey]

Even got some people to think they are black

[slim osprey]

I know sweetie, I know

[midnight tree]

blackface but with eyes?

racism?

[slim osprey]

No

I never said I had black eyes, they just thought I did

[devout hull]

Bit of a hair trigger, there. Use your reading comprehension.

[slim osprey]

And besides, I'm a minority I can't be racist

[pastel quartz]

mmine is

[hushed marsh]

i doubt he was being serious

[devout hull]

Probably.

[heady crow]

Damn boy you a minor?

[slim osprey]

No

[eager igloo]

Long hair is sexy

[devout hull]

Anyways, what's the amount of danger I'd be undertaking for posting that meme leon face with the quote?

[slim osprey]

I am no longer a minor

[hushed marsh]

dunno

post it and find out

[eager igloo]

I don't get why boys usually wear it short

[slim osprey]

19 turning 20

I'm getting old now

[heady crow]

Idk i prefer short hair

[slim osprey]

Fake

[midnight tree]

real

[pastel quartz]

long hair is more pullable and play-with-able

[eager igloo]

3 quarters of my hetero friends say that long hair is sexy

[slim osprey]

Fake

[broken topaz]

jeez how can you be my dad

[pastel quartz]

long hair also lets you headbang better

[broken topaz]

im 4 years older

[pastel quartz]

its fact

[eager igloo]

Tru

[slim osprey]

Boomer

[heady crow]

Thats why i kinda want to grow my hair out

[broken topaz]

[slim osprey]

Old mf

Go pay your taxes or something

[pastel quartz]

i originally grew my hair out to look like

uhh

hang on

[heady crow]

But i need to cut it down in like a year tho

[broken topaz]

I dont pay taxes

[eager igloo]

If you want a girl just grow your hair and stop saying "female"

[heady crow]

Straight buzz cut

[eager igloo]

It's that easy

[pastel quartz]

i dont remember it was some metal band guy

[slim osprey]

This is real

Also

[midnight tree]

i'm im the prime of my life (according to general statistics about age)

[slim osprey]

If you wanna be good at flirting

[hushed marsh]

Genuinely huge turnoff

ever met a guy who says females

[slim osprey]

Just think of her as that one homie you always act gay) with

[pastel quartz]

real

[hushed marsh]

like exclusively

its the weirdest thing ever

[eager igloo]

My best friend does

[hushed marsh]

Its awkward

[eager igloo]

Doesn't believe me

[slim osprey]

And then they bitch about it when women tell them to not say female

[hushed marsh]

I believe you, because its like sure

But if I only used males

[heady crow]

Never seen anyone unironically say female

[hushed marsh]

its not any better

[devout hull]

Anyone here know what Lobotomy Corporation is?

[hushed marsh]

Good game

has a killer OST

[midnight tree]

"femoid" is obviously a better alternative

[slim osprey]

Never heard of it

[eager igloo]

A what

[hushed marsh]

wamen

[slim osprey]

Alright

[midnight tree]

womxn

[slim osprey]

I'mma die

Don't miss me

[pastel quartz]

"femcel" is a close second

[midnight tree]

naturally

[swift scarab]

I remember when this was a thing

Hated it

[midnight tree]

i loved it

[broken topaz]

wom*n

[midnight tree]

because it was so insanely stupid it was hilarious

[swift scarab]

To complicated to spell

[hushed marsh]

its like latinx

it was only ever white people who used that

[midnight tree]

w***n

[pastel quartz]

bleh

[eager igloo]

Just call me a bitch at this point

[midnight tree]

bitch

[pastel quartz]

wheres the clip of vince mcmahon saying "women....eugh"

[hushed marsh]

I have another lesbian friend and we just call each other dykes

[broken topaz]

what

bitch works

but the server blocks sluut

[midnight tree]

lmao

[rich ingot]

one of friends call herself a femcel

[devout hull]

Suffer.

[heady crow]

@slim osprey

[hushed marsh]

Im good homie

[eager igloo]

Never heard of that one

I like it

[broken topaz]

Dykes is old lesbo terminology

[hushed marsh]

Yea

[broken topaz]

just dont replaces the D with a K

[midnight tree]

i call my friends every slur i know and they call me every slur they know

[hushed marsh]

Yeah dont do that

[eager igloo]

There we go

[broken topaz]

nice

[swift scarab]

[pastel quartz]

what cute cats

[midnight tree]

shoutout to my smegma males

[heady crow]

No

[broken topaz]

shrigma female

[rich ingot]

why does the top cats face look like that ?

like it's ai generated

[swift scarab]

Shrimpma male

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-dancing-dancing-shrimp-shrimp-dancing-shakerley-shrimp-gif-19509840

[broken topaz]

no way

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-its-as-shrimple-as-that-not-so-shrimple-elden-ring-elden-ring-meme-gif-26027466

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/its-as-shrimple-as-that-shrimple-clam-grass-jump-gif-25956447

[broken topaz]

I think i will get high tonight

[midnight tree]

get low

[swift scarab]

I got drunk yesterday

Was fun

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/its-kinda-conchfusing-conchfusing-its-as-shrimple-as-that-shrimple-its-actually-very-clampicated-gif-26109078

[midnight tree]

i just get sad when i drink

shit sucks

[swift scarab]

Nah

[broken topaz]

i get really homo when i drink

[swift scarab]

I got pissed at the ceiling being slanted and then went to bed angry

Was fun

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-twerk-gif-25374601

[hushed marsh]

I become extremely rowdy

[rich ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-kicker-gif-26137308

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-launcher-cat-gif-26465802

[swift scarab]

I wish I had people to be homo with while drunk

[broken topaz]

one of the last times i got really drunk

[swift scarab]

[broken topaz]

i almost sucked my best friends dick

[pastel quartz]

[swift scarab]

Based

[pastel quartz]

wait what emotion is that

nvm

[midnight tree]

i remember everything i do when i'm drunk like i didn't drink anything at all

[upbeat bobcat]

sucky sucky

[broken topaz]

He later said the only reason why he didnt let me is because I was TOO drunk

[swift scarab]

Kind of a wtf, but eh

[broken topaz]

and hed feel bad

[slate crown]

finally some competition
https://youtu.be/-nbti0UC0PY

[swift scarab]

Based friend

[devout hull]

5 seconds should be enough.

[broken topaz]

hes a very good friend

and he always makes fun of me for it

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-gif-20883066

[pastel quartz]

i once actually sucked my friend off just because

[swift scarab]

Sounds like a reason to get drunk a second time

[pastel quartz]

i got bored

[swift scarab]

Don’t we all

[broken topaz]

I did that with other friends too

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma985-jerma-my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-gif-26362235

[slate crown]

wish i had some dick to suck, but i have to eat ass

[midnight tree]

i've barely had any human contact during the majority of my life

[broken topaz]

born to suck dick

forced to eat ass

[heady crow]

You got one of your own wtf

[heady crow]

Typical man living in north norway

[swift scarab]

Eat shite filtering system

[slate crown]

I'm not flexible enough

actual skill issue

[midnight tree]

man i live in west norway

[upbeat bobcat]

Gae

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-chad-gif-18386674

[heady crow]

Ye but how north up

[broken topaz]

we out here freely saying we're eating ass and sucking dick

but gae is too much

[swift scarab]

Apparently

[upbeat bobcat]

[midnight tree]

what

[heady crow]

1984

What

[upbeat bobcat]

North

Give azimuth

[swift scarab]

Cause it’s not gae if the balls don’t touch

[midnight tree]

i dunno man

it's up there

[upbeat bobcat]

Numbers Mason

Give

[swift scarab]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[broken topaz]

i dunno but what if they touch my chin

[heady crow]

Think of a typical x y axis with x being how west you are and how north being y

[swift scarab]

Nah, just wash after

[heady crow]

Now tell me

[swift scarab]

And wear socks

[heady crow]

Get condoms for your balls

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-thicc-depression-mentally-sick-gif-12476733

[slate crown]

me

[broken topaz]

you're a sick cunt brah

[swift scarab]

[slate crown]

I'm the baddest bitch

and don't you ever forget

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-zyzz-zyzz-yes-bodybuilder-gif-23904689

[midnight tree]

59-60 degrees north

[broken topaz]

true

[slate crown]

don't worry I'll just borrow one of bz's CIA satellite to pin point your exact location

[heady crow]

Ah so not that north

Lemme see mine

[heady crow]

Real

[abstract path]

Lierally me

[broken topaz]

chooo chooo

[swift scarab]

That does exist

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm sure it is

After Garfield cock ring

[broken topaz]

The waht

[upbeat bobcat]

Uhhh, lemme find it

[swift scarab]

Lol

[broken topaz]

I have room in my secret drawer for that i think

[devout hull]

"The Garfield cockring stays on"

[heady crow]

Im like a strong 64 degrees north

[broken topaz]

SCENTED

WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE

[swift scarab]

Along with the r2d2 thigh highs

[upbeat bobcat]

Lasagna

[devout hull]

lasagner

[heady crow]

Lasagna

[upbeat bobcat]

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-lasagna-hungry-starving-gif-5088777

[heady crow]

Pics?

[upbeat bobcat]

Answer was so obvious

[swift scarab]

My highs are green and black stripes, sorry

[broken topaz]

That just reminds me of the video idea i once had using my lightsaber

i mean what

[heady crow]

[swift scarab]

I request thorough details

[broken topaz]

Well i bought a really expensive sturdy glowing lightsaber

and its blade is like super smooth and sturdy

[heady crow]

😭

[broken topaz]

so i was thinking, with the help of a friend

[swift scarab]

I think I know where this is going

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/Pgy3nau9kaw

what tf did i walk into

[heady crow]

Should get one with 2 blades and ask a friend for help too

[swift scarab]

They may be sturdy but I don’t think they’re safe to use that way

[broken topaz]

i dunno

i think so

its very sturdy plastic

it withstands full contact duelling

[swift scarab]

Well I’m poor, so I wouldn’t know

[slate crown]

well my gf once used something that was so embarrassing that even she refused to tell me

[devout hull]

Also this artist made Edward Hyde unnecessarily attractive https://youtu.be/meRnmyTN05Q

[swift scarab]

Broom stick

[slate crown]

nah too long and skinny

[broken topaz]

Listen man, anyone who puts something back there

[swift scarab]

Hmm

[broken topaz]

has done some embarassing stuff

back there

[heady crow]

I know aldo or cat are gonna be reading this shit

[broken topaz]

just force her to tell you

[swift scarab]

You know those big knob things on some flights of stairs

[broken topaz]

No

you didnt

[swift scarab]

Nope

[broken topaz]

shame

[slate crown]

[swift scarab]

It’s Texas, too poor for a second floor

[heady crow]

@slim osprey

[swift scarab]

Or a basement, so no dungeon

[slate crown]

it's ok she can keep her secrets as long as i can eat her ass

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-the-rings-frodo-alright-then-keep-your-secrets-smiling-gif-26462584

[broken topaz]

i once used a taiko drum stick

not my proudest moment

[slate crown]

damn bro

[swift scarab]

Damn

[abstract path]

What for

[slate crown]

[broken topaz]

[stone blade]

@slim osprey 11k THOOOOO

[swift scarab]

Why else

[broken topaz]

Listen i really like rhythm games

so

[abstract path]

What else

[abstract path]

Oh same

Lmao

[slate crown]

i mean i did buy her a dildo at one point to make it easier

[broken topaz]

Im not very good at taiko

[swift scarab]

Worst I’ve done is just try to suck my own dick

[broken topaz]

Tried to?

not succeeded?

quitter

[swift scarab]

I’m not flexible enough

[abstract path]

Idk, i qin't good at that either

[swift scarab]

[devout hull]

Did you draw a smiley face on the head before giving it to her?

[slate crown]

DAMMIT

[devout hull]

YOU FOOL

[broken topaz]

A friend wanted to buy me a bad dragon

[slate crown]

why didn't i think of that

[swift scarab]

Get one with a knot

Very fun

[broken topaz]

[slate crown]

my gf says bad dragons are too big

[broken topaz]

They are

you can get them in small

tho

[swift scarab]

They have smaller versions

But yea

[slate crown]

yea that's what I'm saying

[broken topaz]

my friend was like

[abstract path]

God no

[broken topaz]

"you'll be fine with a chance large right?"

[swift scarab]

They literally have a full on horse dildo, so

[abstract path]

[slate crown]

ah shit she's drawing gae pron rn

[gaunt trout]

Shiiiiit

[swift scarab]

Send pictures

[slate crown]

i was going to ask if she wanted a small bad dragon

[broken topaz]

Send her a small chance

as a christmas gift

[swift scarab]

Lemmie find the one I used to want

[broken topaz]

The large chance is literally

as thick as a monster can

[swift scarab]

It was on Etsy I think

[gaunt trout]

Now I understood why my university recommended to us a psychologists visit

[slate crown]

can't rn because discord is being a bitch

[broken topaz]

Fix your discord

[slate crown]

but you can see her work on reddit

[broken topaz]

this is important

[slate crown]

tried everything still doesn't work

[broken topaz]

[gaunt trout]

Now I was cooking a meat and I felt everything as same as I was standing over a dead body

Smell

[slate crown]

again if you want to see her works just go on reddit

[broken topaz]

link

[gaunt trout]

Feelings

[broken topaz]

pwease

[slate crown]

i can't even send the stuff she draws here anyways

[broken topaz]

my dms are open

owo

[slate crown]

check dms in a sec

[abstract path]

Yeah the admins wouldn't be so pleased either

,_,

[swift scarab]

Look up Mundir Large on Etsy

[slate crown]

shush crystal you're 17

go drink your juice box or something

[broken topaz]

ye crystal this is grown up talk

[abstract path]

Man atleast i can make stonks this year

[eager igloo]

Crystal discussing with herself what a comedy

[broken topaz]

Mundir isnt that from Neotori?

[swift scarab]

Yea

[slate crown]

link sent

[broken topaz]

I have one :3

[slate crown]

go stupid

[abstract path]

Also i can soon enough buy all the juice boxes i want bish

[swift scarab]

Can’t afford

[abstract path]

17 but knows what they doin atleast

[swift scarab]

[abstract path]

Imma go crazy with da monee

[broken topaz]

I didnt know they sell on etsy

they have their own shop

[swift scarab]

$120 for a dildo is too much for me

[broken topaz]

wat

[abstract path]

Wtf

[broken topaz]

oh right

its pretty expensive in large

but honestly trust medium is enough

[swift scarab]

Maybe

[broken topaz]

I mean i can send you a size comparison picture

lol

[swift scarab]

It’s supposed to be softer the bigger they are

So

[broken topaz]

WAIT

chaos enjoyer

you are friends with

flopsi?

[abstract path]

...wha

[swift scarab]

Who?

[broken topaz]

I clicked on mutual friends

and you are friends with someone i know

[heady crow]

Apparenrly gotta start felling trees for the upcoming winter with the sun going below horizon at like 3pm

[swift scarab]

I don’t remember them, it’s a habit

But yea

[abstract path]

Why

[broken topaz]

thats my bf

lol

[swift scarab]

[heady crow]

We heat with wood for the most part

[broken topaz]

Small world

xD

[abstract path]

Ohhh ye

[swift scarab]

Small world, small penis, small wallet

[abstract path]

I hope it won't be too much work

[broken topaz]

[abstract path]

Not for me >:3

[heady crow]

Heat :)

[swift scarab]

I can’t ask for proof from you cause that’d still be illegal

[abstract path]

Obviously xp

[eager igloo]

Wood is objectively better for cooking than alternatives

[heady crow]

Nah its fine but theres not enough sunlight to go around rn

[abstract path]

Shiet

Atleast grab a torch and a shotty

[heady crow]

Ye gotta clear our wooden stove for the winter too. Ty for reminding

[eager igloo]

Np bruh

[swift scarab]

Honestly I’m trying to see if my boyfriend in the Netherlands can get one for me but he’s afraid customs will steal it or something

[abstract path]

Also i found soke random ass glasses that are almost like my glasses

[broken topaz]

Eh honestly shouldnt

[swift scarab]

Yea

[broken topaz]

the bd i got ended at my doorstep without customs intervention

which is surprising with a package of that size / value

[swift scarab]

Bd does stuff with their packages to make them non-suspect afaik

Nondescript package and whatnot

[broken topaz]

Ye i mean it was a normal as rectangular package

[swift scarab]

Ye

[midnight tree]

damn

[swift scarab]

That reminds me

[midnight tree]

errybody in here got a bf

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't

[midnight tree]

what is this? the ultrakill server?

[swift scarab]

How the hell do you order a moby huge

[broken topaz]

moby huge?

[swift scarab]

Do they artillery strike it through your window or something

[swift scarab]

Never heard?

[broken topaz]

noo..

[swift scarab]

Oh no

[stone blade]

FINALLY 10k!!!!!!!!

[swift scarab]

Be right back

[upbeat bobcat]

I only know moby dick

[broken topaz]

[eager igloo]

10k of what

[broken topaz]

Is that some of that degen huge stuff

ew

[full crown]

Walter white

Yeah boi

[upbeat bobcat]

ok

[slim osprey]

You're playing with fire

[full crown]

Noice

[swift scarab]

Precisely

[upbeat bobcat]

@heady crow I'm good to go

[slim osprey]

What did I miss?

[full crown]

👀

[abstract path]

Yes.

[upbeat bobcat]

Np.

[abstract path]

Once me has mone

I will get more clothes

:3

[full crown]

Who listens to Phonk here?

[swift scarab]

I do

[full crown]

Hehhehehe

[upbeat bobcat]

punk

[full crown]

Fav artists?

I know some Phonk artists myself

[swift scarab]

Couldn’t name them, half use letters other then English and the others I can’t pronounce

[full crown]

Like $ebu, Leftoz and Azizphonk

I know these guys

[upbeat bobcat]

Azis best

[full crown]

Bruh

[upbeat bobcat]

Ivan would know Azis

[full crown]

Our People

[full crown]

I agree

[upbeat bobcat]

You Bulgarian as well?

kek

[full crown]

Nah

[full crown]

Y'all have nice cars in Bulgaria?

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm not, I wouldn't know

[full crown]

Oh ok

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/azis-chalga-drag-queen-fabulous-gif-8371359

This guy would tho

[full crown]

I am leaving

Bye

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/come-on-flirty-flirting-flirt-gay-gif-14345810

Welp, Brubro can't be seen around so, more ARAM

[full crown]

Dang!

[upbeat bobcat]

[full crown]

Where you from boi?

[slim osprey]

@heady crow babe wake up new personality dropped

[gaunt trout]

https://tenor.com/view/pierogi-flip-pierogi-flip-gif-21749806

[full crown]

Dead pierogi

[eager igloo]

Daaaaamn

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860678105467191308/1041028191525027961/unknown.png

[upbeat bobcat]

Somewhere far away

[full crown]

Oh nice

[eager igloo]

Rel

[full crown]

I am from the usual place

EARTH!

[upbeat bobcat]

You are safe from me no worries

[heady crow]

Just opened my pc

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't mind you

[upbeat bobcat]

[heady crow]

Me and you

[upbeat bobcat]

Just entered a match

[heady crow]

Leave.

[gaunt trout]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/546722708805648384/1024029687929901117/Korwin_junior_jumps.gif

[upbeat bobcat]

Gimme around 20 mins

[full crown]

Huh?

[slim osprey]

Real

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm a dumbass but not that much

I'm playing Kayle

:)))))))))))))

[heady crow]

OKAY

WE SCALE INTO ASTRO TURBO HIGH

[full crown]

Huh?

Huh?

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860678105467191308/1040948326834647120/trim.03FD4CF0-449C-4822-949D-41AEF68F5C62.mp4

[full crown]

SUS!

[full crown]

Wtf?

[gaunt trout]

huh?

[devout hull]

Reminder that she basically has a normal human's body with her powers added in. She's gonna get soooooo high.

[full crown]

👀👀👀👀

[gaunt trout]

fuck this

im going politic

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745044830584832131/1040981245338861618/sussydababies89_480x852_1591212678000672768.mp4

[heady crow]

clearly you dont own an air fryer

[hidden path]

Yes

good vibes

[gaunt trout]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/811645756200321064/1034955706937397248/unknown.png

[slate crown]

a penis

shit

[slim osprey]

[slate crown]

i got boozled

[devout hull]

I mean, depends on the penis. It might make me happy.

[slate crown]

I'll suck yours if you suck mine

[swift scarab]

This is acceptable

[slate crown]

worth 12$

[swift scarab]

I always need money

[slate crown]

im basically eating ass for benefits rn

[swift scarab]

He’s eating that poor food bank ass

[slate crown]

nah bro she's a sugar mommy

im eatin good tonight, so to speak

[swift scarab]

Fair enough

I just wish I had friends that didn’t live on the opposite side of the planet

[hidden path]

I wish I had friends that weren't just the voices

[swift scarab]

You can’t have sex with voices

I tried

[hidden path]

Yeah I know

Doomed to die alone

[slate crown]

if you need me anytime you know where to call me 😉

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860678105467191308/1041042569192280164/IMG_20221112_181253.jpg

[hidden path]

I'm gonna cook

[swift scarab]

Calling you doesn’t make you show up in Texas

[undone wave]

When your grandma is a horse and she's broken her leg

[gaunt trout]

jesse get in the rv

[hidden path]

if the fucking children next door don't stop stomping I'm gonna cook them

[devout hull]

gorfe

gorfe we need to cook

[slate crown]

who knows maybe I'll visit texas one day if i went batshit insane

[swift scarab]

Yell generic angry talk at them with a slur in your voice like you’re drunk, usually works

[slate crown]

then I'll crash at your place

[eager igloo]

God I need some drugs

Im drunk as shit

[swift scarab]

Not the best idea, I live with my grandparents

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/8TiqiOexD-8

[slate crown]

nvm then

[swift scarab]

Hotel maybe

We have a lot of them

[slate crown]

I'll rent a hotel and we can go somewhere to grab food

my treat

[eager igloo]

Are you hooking up on discord?

[swift scarab]

That works

[urban ocean]

@grizzled meadow

[swift scarab]

Man cannot live on e-sex alone

[fading shuttle]

wtf, Azis?

[hidden path]

E-sexual

[eager igloo]

Fair point

[eager igloo]

Irl is better

[slate crown]

wooooo i can send shit again

[broken topaz]

I fixed him

in dms

[slate crown]

ty cori you're a fucking saint

[swift scarab]

Noice

[devout hull]

but now the chase is over

[swift scarab]

I’m currently in a packed car driving to an amusement park

[hidden path]

accidental foot reveal

[broken topaz]

now i chase someone else

[slate crown]

boop the snoot

[slate crown]

lemme suck

[broken topaz]

"accidental"

[swift scarab]

The thirsty one seeks another victim

[slate crown]

my brother is drowning in pussy

[swift scarab]

Save him

[hidden path]

if I could, I'd not have hobbit feet

[slate crown]

my toes are fucked up

especially my pinkies

[swift scarab]

I’ve got a bad big toe

Can’t afford to treat it

[broken topaz]

pics or didnt happen

[slate crown]

oh no

[swift scarab]

See above message

[broken topaz]

fair

[swift scarab]

I’m also wearing surplus military boots

[broken topaz]

👃

[slate crown]

take pictures and say you're sending them to your doctor

[swift scarab]

I’m not insured, nice try

[slate crown]

american healthcare moment

[broken topaz]

america moment

[slate crown]

woah

hivemind moment

[broken topaz]

i have no mind

[slate crown]

no thoughts head empty

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/hurricane-michael-fun-this-is-america-gif-12676272

[swift scarab]

More space for dick

Obviously

[slate crown]

mmm mind fuck

[swift scarab]

Autism cat my beloved

[lusty sonnet]

[gaunt trout]

you are talking about president of hell

[hidden path]

onion time

[gaunt trout]

mayor sorry

[swift scarab]

That’s Mr. Bubz

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bubs-doggo-dog-bubbs-gif-12467370

[swift scarab]

Exactly

[broken topaz]

i luv u mr bubbz

[swift scarab]

Despite the fact he loves no one

[gaunt trout]

not jinx?

[swift scarab]

Jinx is just confused at their existence

[swift scarab]

Too spacey to rule hell

[hidden path]

axtually nevermind bout earlier I'm having a real nice day

[broken topaz]

poggies

[swift scarab]

You had sex didn’t you

[slate crown]

@broken topaz enjoy

[broken topaz]

i love that video

[hidden path]

hardly know her

[swift scarab]

My ancestors are smiling upon me imperial, can yours say the same?

[hidden path]

(I do NOT get pussy)

[swift scarab]

Same

[broken topaz]

Me zooted out on skooma charging imperial war camps

[swift scarab]

Me when woman

[hidden path]

forgot to boil my sausage

[slate crown]

here's another good one

[broken topaz]

such a silly creature

[onyx birch]

goober individual

[slate crown]

my anxiety personified

[hidden path]

God's cutest mistake

[swift scarab]

POV your pullout game was too weak

[slate crown]

congratulations you have 8 kids

[hidden path]

how many sausages should I eat

[swift scarab]

All of them

All at once

[slate crown]

depends on how many can fit in your ass

[swift scarab]

What he said

All the holes

[slate crown]

so usually i eat 4

[abstract path]

Shiet

[hidden path]

I'll got for 5

[slate crown]

nice

your husband must be proud

[swift scarab]

I don’t know how I’d react to an orgy tbh

[slate crown]

I'd just shut up and join in

[swift scarab]

I feel like I’d be way too shy

[slate crown]

just imagine everyone naked

[swift scarab]

Exactly my point

Talking shit on the internet is one thing

[broken topaz]

At what amount of people does it count as an orgy?

[slate crown]

fuck yes plug arrived

[broken topaz]

because

[slate crown]

time to get the zazaaaaaaaaaa

[broken topaz]

foursome isnt an orgy

but is fivesome already an orgy?

where is the line

[slate crown]

yea 5 is definitely an orgy

or pushing it

[swift scarab]

If we’re getting technical, anything more then 2 people is an orgy

Believe it or not

[slate crown]

true

[hidden path]

who wanna plate

[broken topaz]

I havent been part of a real orgy then

[slate crown]

put it in my other mouth

it'll be faster

[hidden path]

One spicy sausig

[plucky void]

google it?

[slate crown]

waot it's spicy

[swift scarab]

Pango just wants his dick sucked, don’t be fooled

[slate crown]

fuck what gave it away

[hidden path]

thank god I do not have a penis

[broken topaz]

" For most people who like group sex, three people is a threesome, four people is a foursome, and an orgy needs to include five people or more."

so five or more

[slate crown]

I've been betrayed

[swift scarab]

Huh, guess they changed the definition

[hidden path]

get beaned

[swift scarab]

Oh well

[swift scarab]

Buy a strap on

Problem solved

[broken topaz]

I once found myself in the midst of a vrchat orgy

[slate crown]

once again i got bamboozled by a wamen

[broken topaz]

[swift scarab]

That’s not too hard

[slate crown]

I'll just ask my gf then

[hidden path]

Am I a woman

[swift scarab]

Attack helicopter

[slate crown]

i thought you were american

[hidden path]

Bitch

[swift scarab]

Correct

[hidden path]

I forgot that video existed

[slate crown]

gf said later

[swift scarab]

To what

[slate crown]

sexi time

[broken topaz]

Les goooo

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cr1tikal-penguinz0-meme-woo-yeah-baby-gif-19316511

[slate crown]

but she needs to finish her work first

[broken topaz]

fat W

[slate crown]

i can wait

[swift scarab]

I’ve been waiting for 19 years

When’s my turn

[slate crown]

[swift scarab]

[hidden path]

@slate crown In your honor I'm making vietnamese rice

[swift scarab]

The hand only works so long

[hidden path]

Don't use your hand then

[slate crown]

but that's just regular rice

[hidden path]

become psychic

[swift scarab]

Man I wish

[hidden path]

it's from vietnam fuck you

[abstract path]

Still want this

[swift scarab]

I have one of those

[abstract path]

GIMME

[swift scarab]

No

Mine

[abstract path]

REEEEE

[eager igloo]

I need some with pentagrams

[slate crown]

should've said "rice from vietnam"

[swift scarab]

I have a lot of collars, just don’t ever wear them

[hidden path]

Rice from your mom

bitchass

[swift scarab]

No pentagram collars here, sorry

[abstract path]

But iw ant that very specific one

[slate crown]

you know it

im the baddest bitch

[swift scarab]

Then buy that specific one yourself

I got all of mine in a bundle

[abstract path]

Where qwq

[swift scarab]

Lemmie find it

[lusty sonnet]

Baddest bitch and snake smh

[slim osprey]

Chat is so active today

[slate crown]

what the fuck ares D:

don't call me a snake

[lusty sonnet]

:D

[hidden path]

Slither away

[lusty sonnet]

You are smh

[swift scarab]

https://a.co/d/8snsDQO

Amazon

[slate crown]

this is what i get for being a good person

[stone blade]

SO BUY IT THEN FFSSSS

[hidden path]

This is what you get for having sex

[slate crown]

ok fair

not my fault i can eat ass better than your husband

[lusty sonnet]

If you were good, you wouldn't abandon me

[slate crown]

but you said you wanted to solo

[lusty sonnet]

Can't solo forever

[slate crown]

and im major burnt out with d2 rn

[swift scarab]

Only Han Solo can do that, and he died in Star Wars

[slate crown]

ok then I'm taking a small break rn and I'll join you some other time, how's that sound?

[lusty sonnet]

SoloQ'd too much smh

[slate crown]

league moment

[lusty sonnet]

Is fine, i'll find new peeps somewhere or play OW2

[slate crown]

yayayayayaya

as long as you're happy, im happy

[lusty sonnet]

So you're not happy ay