#🎪bruh-fart
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Finnish
there
norweeeeegian
actually me
so basically i am better than all of you based on nationality alone
wp my brother
i just chose the better spawnpoint
you meant race
skyrim belongs to the nords
and normally colored
fuck off altmer headass
I didn't see any sticks being slapped
@grizzled meadow
jetstream sam by Vincent Van Gogh
@grizzled meadow
https://youtu.be/tcOuiz_QnZw
Most of the food scenes in the HBO series the Sopranos. Because why not? The clips are edited with NO CONTEXT, so you'll either laugh or be confused, or if you're a fan you'll get every reference. They say revenge is like serving cold cuts, so take some revenge on some gabagool. I think I missed two major scenes: Teddy getting shot by Eugene o...
Capacole directors cut edition

I’m going to kill myself
nah just burn the place down
Alright I will commit terrorism against my school
arson you muppet

I love this show
Best video on here
special role?
he said the same thing about 2 of my videos
Done

FUCK

Nah im good
your loss 
Or my gain 
i see it as a net loss but I'm mentally retarded so who knows 
reminds me of that time when they accidentally a jet in USSR
I'm not, i think
kill him
left flares on auto before takeoff against all manuals, got pinged by radar, flares went off, pilot thought that he is on fire and ejected
you'll find out, eventually 
Time to find a gf and diagnose me with it
but im not tired
Oof
maybe they are a cat
i am a kitty
Do not the cat
minor stroke
you really fucked his name up, eh?
suan dawson 
dumb hotdog hands
Tey
Ive never made a typo ever in my life
Or high on zaza
or that
i just make typos and dont correct them cuz it makes me sound cuter :3
SMOKING THAT ZA
im completely out of za
How did you know what I was doing right now?
Is it because I have a drug issue? You guys, oh my gosh
You keyboard mash when you’re flustered don’t you
Minty Crystal alt confirmed? Has anyone said this yet?

....yea
I'd smoke up right tf now if i could
Knew it
Finally a calm D2 session
idk same vibe
both submissive
when i first talked here i think so
Classic
oh quite the opposite infact
BREEDABLE
fuck
mayb uwu
Not by me
That’s not helping
Got rid of my dick long ago
You mean Breadable?
God damn
whered you put it
Why you all talking about breeding?
Blame minty
if i had my pp cut off, I'd put it in a jar
Ah
and pass it down for generations
Crystal alt confirmed
You agreed to it, close enough
Honestly
So here is the thing they dont actually cut off your dick
They cut it in half then invert it
Average conversation when a bottom is involved
they convert your balls and shit, I've seen videos
I wonder what they do in the opposite case
it's a fuckin mess
Hold on
@heady crow
Its wild
Can trans men have a dick?
Eventually maybe
Just wear a strap on at all times
Man I just wanna have sex, I don’t care which genitals are involved

Most trans men do
Like, wear packers and stuff
i think i heard abt some guy who grew a pp on his arm with like science n stuff but idk
could be false
It helps with body dysmorphia
$10
Imagine wanting sex
Couldn't be me
MEEVIN
mf really haggling for sex
Imagine not wanting sex
Couldn't be me
15$ final offer
Yeah I dont care either, I know people find the surgery weird but

i accept pets
Hey my mental health was in the dumpster before I did it
$13.50
as form of payment
Ill take not wanting to off myself as a thing worth getting surgery for
12$ but you have to suck my dick at the end
Good enough
Yeah I know the struggle of trans women
🤝
Y'all have it tough I gotta say
glad we came to an agreement
I have a useful surgery for transphobes that involves a applying a .45 acp bullet to the frontal lobe
Widely accepted
Now to sit around and continue to do nothing because we live on opposite sides of the planet

Real
yeaup
You're a true ally, thank you
Point blank 12g round to the skull
The Kurt Cobain Special
God damn
Or that one black metal band
Ernest hemingway felt that one
Dont look this up if you dont want to think about it for awhile
There was a black metal band who
I will look it up rn
Used the shotgun suicide of one of their members as an album cover
Based
Yeah his head is raspberry jam
pretty mental, too
I've seen worse honestly
Black metal is mental
lady killer? 
who what now?

you mean jack the ripper?
Stupid
no. arguably worse
do you know the fuck around/find out chart
if you do, you whould know when to stop fucking around

I've seen my fair share of fucked up shit on the internet
yea this is the internet
Especially as a kid/pre-teen
Me too, but I think Im actually tired of shock value
You know?
wanna know the funny bit
there's always something worse
I just want to enjoy myself now
it's not an "internet" thing
Black Dahlia?
Rip euryonymous
Not now varg
He was the hero we needed, but not the one we deserved.
Wrestle on in heaven, big guy.
For once I'm glad the internet is mildly moderated
You don't have to deal with seeing cartel murder vids unless you go out of your way to view them
I mean Liveleak has been gone for awhile now
loved that shit
Same
I didn't get to enjoy liveleak a lot 
logged on just to get my daily dose of trauma
If you saw a Chinese Steel Factory and a Liveleak logo in the same frame you knew what was going down
this is the worst
Real
So many work related deaths
Nothing like casual videos of people getting ruthlessly murdered to start off the day
hey if it doesnt wake you up, nothing will
I already never wanted to go to Brazil, but Liveleak made sure I didnt
well thankfully google doesn't want you to go there :v
They got cheapish bulletproof cars in brazil
inaccurate, this thing actually flies
Real
Still way too easy to find
Depends which sites you regularly use
Man this discord update for phones is so shit
Yeah
Discord on phone is shit
They stopped developing it separately
I refuse to update mine, last time I updated it on my phone was a couple months back
Right before it went to shit
I wasn't updating shit too but now i connected to wifi for the first time in like half a year and it all updated
Sadge
literally every button disappeared recently in my version
I have to tap shit by memory
Same
@heady crow
the moment I saw click tracker I knew how it's gonna end
seems to be done on purpose too
its all the same
Long overdue video. Sorry it took so long
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GIVE ME THAT CHICKEN
this is honestly how my grandparents described what going to school was like
wait, since when are you an exile?
what have you done you ananas?
huh
nothing
I just wanted the role out of boredom
i never use any other channels anyways
today i will open a high pressure door..........
im calling your wife
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

just have 1809 hours played, still a rookie who dont know what an chaos orb is
post the one with the japanese mommy dom manga artists being ripped bodybuilders irl
it's for autists only, who get into it much faster than that
i think i know exactly what you are talking about but it would take too long to find it
its very specific
Youre still a rookie if you play in steam
True gamers play on official client
whats the difference
It's just better
How
trve cvlt
There used to be a bug
with steam its 1 less client i have to download
Used to be
Its like 100mb
And you dont have to log into client
anyways i dont have enough time on my hands
to play poe
realized pretty quickly the end game is thousands of hours away
Depends on what you think is endgame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7fKRNVz9As @heady crow
By "Massive Killing Capacity" LP, released on 1995. All rights reserved to the band's members and Nuclear Blast Records.
#Dismember #deathmetal #heavymetal
oKAY
morning sir
I live in the past but Alex is right
cant believe the MOD staff would engage in such DISINFORMATION
ADMIN
moderators aren't real
how can moderators be real if our eyes aren't real
you have every role
you're like a genderfluid person ticking all the boxes in the form
Almost* every role

you proved my point, that's a videogame character aka not real 
maybe the character is more real then you are
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alright mb
nah im with dipsht) and another guy
sadge
omw episode done
i saw
mr stalker
playing with others
yup
by the time he's here i'll be gone
take on meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
take me oooooooooooooooooon
I'll be goooooooooooooooooooone
Power is gross woman though
probably has toe jam
which fictional character the people from brainfart claim is "literally me" isn't gross
In this case the thing is about having a relation with her
simp

RULES OF NATURE, LEON
#residentevil4 #residentevil4remake #rulesofnature
Good to know RE4 Remake is gonna be even more wack than the original
Always for Makima
Power best girl
@narrow lotus
adorable
shes just like me
what song
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Aftershock
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ye foundit
Isn't she canonically filthy, like as in never bathes?
Nevermind, I think a lot of people like that actually
Power canonically doesnt wipe or flushes if im not mistaken
Fujimoto really tried his goddamn hardest to make her the most repulsive thing there is but it was to no avail
80% of this server

CSM fans when Power is the most repulsive person on the planet

Shoutouts to characters that are fun to read about but would be awful to be in the same room with
The Pixies- Where is my mind ; final song in Fight Club film.
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random snork encounter
i also like how we glossed over the fact that this man is using zip ties on his suspensions 
nah not me. I already had my close encounter with suspension springs 
poor bastard
it's a shrapnel booby trap

i mean unless your skin is tissue paper I don't see plastic zip ties going through it that easily
then again frag grenades exists so what do i know 

in short: autistic kid, having mental issues
no its not
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if gw employees can taste test my miniatures to see if they have been painted with citadel paint why cant i drink it
Also i started playing dead cells again
nice
@heady crow
https://youtu.be/eOrpGmfGucM
i wuv him
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told you
femboy frame
Wth
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oh shit new quest
yea im definitely hopping on
plays d2 without zaza for the first time
immediately drops the game

sober me finds it too depressing without zaza
at least in warframe i can still fuck around on endgame missions with zero repercussions
Hop on osu manoa
this has to be one of the worst things you've ever said
and that's fucking impressive
Aha

Destiny 2 is shit w/o a group
Warframe? End game? Lmao
@slate crown
real 
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@grizzled meadow
I need Hickok45 memes
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662418891883937792/1040396767293878302/20221110232927_1.jpg
every game needs a fishing mini game
gamma fishing when
FF15 fishing gave me nightmares
i did this for about an hour
I am requesting all the Hickok45 clips anyone has laying around
??
Me n who?
in typical twitter fashion, the smoothbrain forgot to mention the movie's name
or whatever that is
Weird Ai yankovic movie
Weird Ai?
what AI isn't weird, especially nowadays 
Whoops, weird Al
when she is a virgin
Oh thank god
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i just wanted my gabagool 
stfu post the cat
make me bitch
The w*man doesn't know how to pronounce gabagool
Shalom ganil
how about its evil cousin the bagabool

We boolin
kot
Ello
@heady vapor
vomito blasto
Can u show me mine
another brainfart exile
Go in #🤖bot-commands and use s?me, I think it only gets the stuff for today though
check my twitter out@grizzled meadow
@uncut obsidian confirm this
okay well
I cant type in there
Also
Falco do it for me
They might aswell be dead is a banger fr
It starts tracking your data from today and can't take data from when you entered here

I see
Capisco
Great scene from The Girl Next Door.
dio cnaù
Now you can
Go and type
Day 1:
They took away my privilege of brainfart exile. It hurts but shall I prevail.
Post the command and I'll give your role back
sec
weak
Hey falco guess what
No
you merely adopted the exile role
:<
i was born in it
Oki
molded by it
What 
#🤖bot-commands
😊
got it
Ban
I Just Got back from a meeting in bar with kinda changed into date
What if dead cells and starbound cooperate
How does one get a title?
damn it, shows how much i lurk
Same
hehe -w-
Yeah I’m not even gonna bother to post mine, definitely not a lot
Hm
Fake
Mood
I did more of this with the classic wrestlers.
There are some words in it to add hysteria to it.
Hope you all like it as much as the original part one.
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@slim osprey is this real
Yea
Real
Real
Im gonna be honest posting sigma edits and music are my few only coping methods rn
In game
Literally me
Just like me

How about you touch some dick

Realest mf out there
literally me in 40 years
me
@slate crown matching pfps when
Real
they don't know about my last post....
big brother is watching

Tbh
or foraging
I kinda feel like i am doomed
Literally me
join the club
if only it were good brad pitt movies
what's happening on twitter is it fucking dying or something
but it has to be this sweaty edgelord bait piece of shit film

how do ipubblish my sexy shit then
Cuz of elon?
Me
It might as well be
dead man
I hope so
how DO i profit if its dead
tumblr is unbanning porn sometime soon
LETS GOOOOOOO
Make patreon idk
shit to maintain
"get a real job" the boomers would say
i mean
8 hours
"The boomers" aka you?
delet this
I'm not a boomer
You gon get muted for that
Sure old man
rip in pepperoni
Also guys
oh no that's mean 
now brainfart lore needs to be updated due to people learning I'm not that old
i love this gif
There has been spottet a black hole a few lightyears away from us
no no
you're literally 40 shut up
it has to be any edgelord "protag is not a good person" film
i make hentai but i hate people that go anime crazy abbaboi kawaiii
Wikipedia = western source = bias = propaganda
have you fucking seen the year range for boomers
the youngest boomer is 58 years old
Same -<-
if I'm 40, I'm not a boomer 
wait
im basically a fetus compared to you
crystal makes hentai?
No not that
Is it a shared account or something or is "pippo and sara" just a thing
You mean?
I'd rather wish i do, but i don't unfortunately
you pick one for us king
🤨
strange choice but I'll take it 
Oh hell nah
Guess i would kinda enjoy it
Post that shit again boy
eh
C'mon
atleast ill get laid
Grow a pair of balls and don't delete your messages
least cowardly twitter user
@normal reef
wait I got a meme
at least i am not french cmon
I hope you know I will fuck you too
Me
me
And I will top 
Anyday of the week
god that's litteraly me
exactly
that is the inferior edit
@heady crow still waiting for those matching pfps
Sorry
Ill deal with it tomorrow
bruh
Well later today since its 3am
*2am
I'd tell you to go to sleep but i haven't slept either 
and it's 8am
as i said, probabbly french
The sleep schedule you are on is something different pango
yeaup
no way
nowai
I swear this is the last one lol
made this because someone requested. Any additional request I would probably just do the photoshop but not the video anymore
i go to sleep when the sun starts rising and wake up after missing half the day
Me and you
fr fr
I'd share a joint with you anytime, anyplace
we'd share you anytime

Time to add to the wonderful and horrific experiences ive had at my cottage
ЖАААБА
i mean you guys poke each others assholes for fun so we're far past that point
😊
that shit was so retarted my discord crashed
?

Explained the game to some dutchies a dew days ago too
and what did they say 
The thing about stats
It only tracks new stuff, not the whole history
Now they keep going on about sauna gollum 
I want to thank this chat for being wild
My troubles fade away when I pop in here
It only tracks information that was created after it was added
That's why I said it needs some time to gather more info
np man always glad to help
that's unfortunate 
average new vegas fan
Happens ig

Basically what I said, only new stuff
Idk why the game is funny to foreigners but then again many other sauna customs seem to weird them out
Strange way to write Fallout New Vegas
Nah nv players are twinks/femboys
er what
Vanilla fo4 players are chads
Americans are prudes
Too many shit takes in the span of five minutes, I'm out
What what?
Falcs gone post the forbidden stuff
good gameplay trumps a good story and a good story will never be an alternative to dogshit gameplay
Explain books
If i want story i read
Gameplay is just the same QuickTime event
that and if you already know the story, then the game aint fun
literally all new vegas has is the story
me
Coffee is for the fuckin weak
me rn
@slate crown
yes i saw
no you didn't
this bitch
you needed my ping
i saw it AND the ping
impossible
you talk a lot for someone that has a "bloody shit" colored role
you just saw?
motherfucker I'm literally a disembodied voice in a chatroom of course I'll talk smack
I'm not a degenerate like you
and im out of zaza so im extra irritable
I dont know what a kerfus is
kill him
get down on your knees and suck mine first hoe
He truly is clueless
I feel superior not knowing




