🎪bruh-fart

[slate crown]

#🎪bruh-fart goon squad is back baybeeeeee

[heady crow]

well you asked me before other ppl asked me

[heady crow]

me

[slate crown]

us

[lusty sonnet]

mfer playing hard to get

[slate crown]

ares is allen paul

[oblique hearth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcJhnNK7eXs

[lusty sonnet]

[heady crow]

i dont know how i should feel about samurai wojak

[slate crown]

bwuh

[heady crow]

deciding to sleep for 10 minutes more makes you wake up 4 hours later with having lived another lifetime in a dream

[slate crown]

my body automatically wakes up at 5pm now for work

better than 6am honestly

[heady crow]

the grind

[hidden path]

Gonna buy ring fit adventure to get fit

[slate crown]

im not even a deep sleeper in the first place

[hidden path]

[slate crown]

that's actually such a fun game i want to try out

[hidden path]

I just really need to do something and rn I don't wanna go to the gym

[eager igloo]

Bwuh

[midnight tree]

bwuh

[slate crown]

average polish

[eager igloo]

Not true

[heady crow]

real if they were real

[eager igloo]

Poland doesn't exist

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/peyton-royce-thats-what-im-sayin-wwe-up-up-down-down-gif-12828079

[slate crown]

my mistake

i took the normal pills

[midnight tree]

poland doesn't exist just like finland

[heady crow]

real

(real)

[slate crown]

(not fake)

[midnight tree]

(maybe real)

[midnight tree]

bobert

[slate crown]

who needs gaming chairs when i got this

[heady crow]

exactly

you need to keep your posture proper with that mfer

[slate crown]

so small and doesn't take up space

[slate crown]

oh I can't even slouch even if i wanted too

same reason why i do deadlifts with no lifting belt

[heady crow]

deadlifting to keep a good posture during gaming

the grindset is on another level

[slate crown]

[heady crow]

i just do rdls with shitty from to fuck up my lower back so if its in a wrong position itll hurt

[midnight tree]

i deadlift and bicep curl to carry the homies from the sofa to their bed when they are very sleepy tired

[heady crow]

REAL

i lift to carry my twink bf easily

[slate crown]

i lift people who are arguing away from each other

[heady crow]

well i mean that is your job yes

[slate crown]

at home too

family am i right?

[heady crow]

hehheeeee i wouldnt know

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-gif-25900055

[slate crown]

lucky you

[midnight tree]

i lift to one day carry my future gf

[dreamy hornet]

Guten morgen

[midnight tree]

(real this time)

[dreamy hornet]

Admirable

Relatable

Me fr fr

[slate crown]

me

[midnight tree]

me (real (not fake))

[midnight tree]

nom

[dreamy hornet]

minecraft eating sound

[slate crown]

i need to buy some oatmeal. I've been eating too much greasy food to the point where my body rejects everything it's eating now

[lusty sonnet]

nice

[heady crow]

nice

[dreamy hornet]

The real life grease mage

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-adorable-duckling-haha-classic-gif-17283485

[heady crow]

real

[midnight tree]

real

[slate crown]

i need to eat bland food so whenever i get to have a cheat meal I'll appreciate it much more

[midnight tree]

oatmeal fucking slaps

don't you call oatmeal bland

[dreamy hornet]

Just be poor

Its my secret

[heady crow]

cant have cheat meals if you include good tasting food into your diet

[slate crown]

that's what my stomach is saying

[lusty sonnet]

my cheat meal is me not eating

[midnight tree]

you're my cheat meal

[slate crown]

it has some falvor but mostly I'll need to wash it down with water

after every spoonful

[heady crow]

is this mf eating dry oatmeal with water

[slate crown]

i don't need to taste it, i just need it inside my stomach

[midnight tree]

bro just fucking eat oatmeal with milk

[slate crown]

wait you're not supposed to eat them dry?

[midnight tree]

bruh

[heady crow]

pango i will kill you if you arent bullshitting

[slate crown]

[midnight tree]

murder time

[slate crown]

i kid i kid

[heady crow]

go make some overnight oats lazy bastard

[slate crown]

im not that retarded

[lusty sonnet]

dry oatmeal slaps

[slate crown]

no but i do make oatmeal with boiling water

[midnight tree]

cringe

[slate crown]

I'll add some milk after it's done cooking

[midnight tree]

just boil your mouth so you don't have to boil the oatmeal

[slate crown]

you do it first then

[midnight tree]

pre-heat your mouth to 100C

[slate crown]

I'll just give myself a 100°C fever then

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/shylily-gif-24841587

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-gif-24718171

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/907804235540885518/1039951133742993408/aspie_spin.gif

[slate crown]

das auto.

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-misato-misato-katsuragi-mommy-misato-gif-23795355

[heady crow]

honestly me

[grizzled meadow]

Real

[fading shuttle]

my humor is broken

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/misatobored-misato-bored-anime-gif-21588296

i wish i was the chair

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/misato-mommy-misato-evangelion-gif-24409829

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/mommy-misato-misato-misato-katsuragi-gif-23563545

[midnight tree]

fr fr

on jah

[fading shuttle]

edit hits hard

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1018179191780413681/962090193521901608.gif

get real (real)

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/misato-mommy-misato-evangelion-gif-23795357

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/misato-evangelion-monster-energy-drink-gif-18562011

[fading shuttle]

Banning of Gtanil, colourised

[heady crow]

real

[midnight tree]

fake

[abstract path]

Literally my friend

[fading shuttle]

no

[abstract path]

Yes

[fading shuttle]

no

[abstract path]

Da

[fading shuttle]

do not use my own language against me bottom

i will unscrew your toilet

[abstract path]

Perkele

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/omo-gif-22321126

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-rolando-gif-19057595

[abstract path]

Ah so that's where we are going next
Thanks unknown vandriver

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/887792460007374888/991789066532163655/6EBEC5DB-DAD8-4989-9D71-DCE0581269CD.gif

[midnight tree]

[errant river]

discord compressing already compressed videos

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-oorah-marine-twerk-army-gif-22931251

[midnight tree]

thinkin bout eating rn

[midnight tree]

literally me fr fr on god

[grizzled meadow]

@abstract path

[abstract path]

I know

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/GXXSR0pId1E

[somber warren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoE1SSCjvDI

[vivid marsh]

obamna . . .

SODA !! !!

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/the-bendover-beamng-wendover-soliad-wendover-racist-gif-25012441

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/women-hahaha-women-memes-haha-gif-24926576

[vivid marsh]

song goes hard as fuck, what's the name of it

[midnight tree]

☕

[hidden path]

them

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-femboy-gif-23422652

average blahaj enjoyer

[raw dirge]

god i love her

[hidden path]

perhaps

[raw dirge]

true

[somber warren]

it is time for dove posting

dovejam

[drowsy oxide]

I made my own stalker song shitpost to DKUD1337s amazing stalker animations recut into what I hope is an enjoyable music vidya https://youtu.be/fZ4-vBAg3rg

[slate crown]

youtube thinks this is Stalker 2

[somber warren]

its cool, would have chosen different music tho, music is kinda too uplifting does not fit stalker in my opinion

but damn that animations are fire

love the flame thrower scence

very based

[slate crown]

yea music seems abit out of place

[drowsy oxide]

I feel that but mr. Kittys awesome and what I would’ve chosens been done before

[slate crown]

that fucking kid is so famous on chinese tiktoks

[drowsy oxide]

His animations are top tier

Wish I had that talent tbh

[slate crown]

everyone has their talents

[somber warren]

need something dark, something mysterious that makes you feel on edge like you are in danger, like you are really there

[slate crown]

just gotta find out what it is yourself

[somber warren]

not gonna say the song is ass or anything like that, i enjoy it. But as i said it does not fit quite righz

[drowsy oxide]

Justice - stress with monolith voice over

[slate crown]

sorry i only date girls who are...

[slate crown]

love this

I'll do the same to my children

[somber warren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqe7jPX6DQY
something like this would fit i think

[drowsy oxide]

Haha that’s def a classic

[urban ocean]

Guys

I have super sad news

[somber warren]

or something similar

[urban ocean]

Mom drove past McDonald's

😭

[somber warren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xarqsP82kQE

or this

[slate crown]

[slate crown]

aw fuck
i can't believe you've done this

[somber warren]

how could you have committed suicide?

[urban ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/900559197744279553/1040178124568137768/Screenshot_20221110-091556-517.png

[somber warren]

its like, a minor annoyance

[slate crown]

my collection grows

https://youtu.be/c3rd3KIL8xE

[slim osprey]

Real

[heady crow]

real

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718113079002398751/1039975775132188782/r4LLym8.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/959058708330065970/1033815227369799710/woofwoof_bakrbakrbakr.mp4

White woman moment

[somber warren]

based

[urban ocean]

Literally @grizzled meadow

[meager maple]

Discord

[grizzled meadow]

Nose piercing = shut up w*man

[grizzled meadow]

Liberally me

[somber warren]

Samir tripple caution, stay center

concentrate samir please

you are breaking the car

[somber warren]

i respect this message

[grizzled meadow]

@scenic sable it's that video again!!! You love to see it

[somber warren]

i look at this girl and i know for a fact that i do not wish to put up with her bs

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-appears-hapyp-gif-24881300

[somber warren]

where is that song from again

[heady crow]

nge

[grizzled meadow]

Evangelion

[somber warren]

ah yes i member now

[placid sail]

could someone fucking murder me real quick

thanks

https://youtu.be/Sr2F7zQGfVs

[slate crown]

nah

let us suffer together

[heady crow]

holy fuck its cropol

[grizzled meadow]

Sam Hyde = shut up P*ngo

[grizzled meadow]

Actually true

[slate crown]

wtf

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sans-sr-pelo-sans-scream-ahhhh-shout-gif-17671004

[placid sail]

release me from my mortal vessel

[grizzled meadow]

Gotta love Bzeek and his pfp change

Bzeek pulling a Crystal

[pastel quartz]

Haiii brainfart

Meow meow

[heady crow]

mintyy hii

[slate crown]

die

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/landocord-unpleasant-grabbing-head-sam-hyde-gif-20745020

[placid sail]

I'm changing it once in a blue moon piss off

[slate crown]

he changes falvors every month

just like crystal smh

[pastel quartz]

What flavor

[slate crown]

he's oreos rn

judging from the pfp

[pastel quartz]

Tasty

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[slate crown]

fingers crossed he's going to be caramel next month

[slate crown]

love avgn

rewatching his entire Board James series as a movie night

[somber warren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_04Z-7kZ9E

[grizzled meadow]

NOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS FUCKING GOLD

[oblique hearth]

WE ARE BACK

TO BEATING WOMEN

✊🏻

[slate crown]

RESPECT

[grizzled meadow]

Now imagine me searching for this video and this song but with Kiryu

[pastel quartz]

WERE BACK

to beating women

[lusty sonnet]

Bz is the new crystal?

[slate crown]

yeaup

[lusty sonnet]

nice

[grizzled meadow]

Pango is on my side, we're two already who noticed that

Greek man is on it too, three

[slate crown]

he's turning into a crystal alt

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-deck-steam-your-mom-last-night-valve-gif-24589043

[echo slate]

What was that one where you shoot marbles at a castle

[somber warren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe5KbMVL5QI

Actual banger

[oblique hearth]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[slate crown]

here
https://youtu.be/S22FFetltbE

[heady crow]

360p 😭

[oblique hearth]

pls this cannot be real

[heady crow]

its like 2 years old

[oblique hearth]

thank go

god

[slate crown]

the ultimate viewing experience

[echo slate]

That shit looks dope I'd play with that if i was 10

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/CCb-Puv1fuU

[slate crown]

i watched this with my gf on our movie night

[heady crow]

real

and then "what if i say im not ok? What would they do about it?"

[vital summit]

Man got the pin of honour

[slate crown]

me

[slate crown]

im definitely built like Esfan, but less hairy 😭

[grizzled meadow]

A classic

[slate crown]

tf is this shit

[slate crown]

i hate how short this is

[heady crow]

go on

draw more frames then

[slate crown]

i would if i could

beetch

[hidden path]

I didn't buy Blahaj

[echo slate]

That's a good song

[somber warren]

yeah draw your own frames

[slate crown]

we just witnessed a suicide

or self comatose

[grizzled meadow]

Don't post this stuff please
It goes against our rules and it's not even the first time this video was posted, you're new so I'll let this one slide

[placid sail]

why are you gaslighting me cruel pasta man

[slate crown]

i was about to say, this video breaks the rules but I've seen it so many times it doesn't even register in my brain

[grizzled meadow]

That's why I pinged Aldo

[uncut obsidian]

man, that first moment in that video opens up terrible memories in my mind

i remember the full vid

[grizzled meadow]

It's the Crimea invasion, right?

[drowsy oxide]

Sorry yeah… politics

[placid sail]

hehe war footage, hehe people don't like

[grizzled meadow]

Don't worry, at least you know the reason 🤝

[placid sail]

TEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/heyzzy-mods-cry-to-mods-annoying-bitch-stfu-gif-25951942

[grizzled meadow]

Busy is through his chaotic arc

[lusty sonnet]

busy needs his daily fed hug to remain calm

[grizzled meadow]

Amazing gif

[slim osprey]

Saving that

[uncut obsidian]

no, that one's from Mariupol

oh god

i rewatched it

why

fuck

[hidden path]

Livin my best life

[heady crow]

a classic

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-cat-insane-cat-help-my-cat-is-insane-help-my-cat-cat-gif-21688581

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/earthquake-meme-girl-earthquake-meme-ali-j-girl-makeup-earthquake-bizarremakeuptutorialearthquake-gif-23583134

[hidden path]

nevermind

[hidden path]

I sayhello and get no answer

swear to god people are weird

[grizzled meadow]

HI GORF

[somber warren]

🫂

[hidden path]

I meant irl lmao

[pastel quartz]

Haiii

[slim osprey]

REAL

PREACH BROTHER

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/2gB-Vcyrk8s

[queen finch]

I got banned from a discord yesterday for suggesting playing cards against humanity

[grizzled meadow]

...

HI GORF

[hidden path]

Said hello to two old people and they looked at me like they were vampire movie extracts

[eager quest]

what video

[hidden path]

BUT YES HELLO FALCO AND THANK YOU

How r u

[grizzled meadow]

War stuff

[somber warren]

[eager quest]

why did they do that

[queen finch]

dunno

[slate crown]

wouldn't you like to know weather boy

[eager quest]

cards against humanity is fun

[queen finch]

discord had a pride flag pic as the banner

[eager quest]

lol

[slate crown]

that explains it

[queen finch]

[eager quest]

idk if the game works with women or snowflakes

i played it with my balkan homies

so

[queen finch]

what's a woman?

[slate crown]

[slate crown]

that's just yogurt

[heady crow]

idk im in a friend group where half of us are queer and we used to play cards against humanity in the past

[heady crow]

real

[hidden path]

ur queer

[heady crow]

good observation

[slate crown]

i played it with my gf and had to stop because i was laughing so hard i gave myself a hernia

[heady crow]

@slate crown

[eager quest]

cards against humanity in 2

dont tell me you did that

[slate crown]

good ending

[heady crow]

no need for anabolic steroids and over training to get hernia

chad

[slate crown]

not an actual hernia but i definitely felt like something was about to pop on the side of my belly

[queen finch]

You have been banned by FatalX1 from the server.
Reason: Offered people "wizardly stuff" and then injected them with cyanide when they consented, this put one guy in medbay for a long time and the second died later on, not directly as a result of this but I'm certain it contributed, don't inject people with cyanide for shitty reasons like this in future
This ban is temporary, it will be removed in 1440 minutes. The round ID is 147163.

space station 13 moment

[grizzled meadow]

Bruno: "don't call me femboy!!!"
Also Bruno:

[hidden path]

Friendboy

[grizzled meadow]

We're all friendboys

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/vunm-W-ovLc

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/9Gj47G2e1Jc

[urban ocean]

Astrophysics doe

[queen finch]

I attended a shooting competition in thigh highs and a skirt before with East German kit

don't make me a femboy

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/OlAx0a82beU

[hidden path]

u already are

[queen finch]

I'm far from being one

[placid sail]

jokes on you, I stole it myself from some old dude

[pastel quartz]

speaking of city pop

https://youtu.be/sIsCELMpeWk

[queen finch]

next competition I'll attend in a leather gimp suit

peak aerodynamics

[ornate tulip]

Okay

[heady crow]

being a femboy is too high of a standard to achieve and upkeep sadly

[pastel quartz]

not when ur me im awesome at it :3

[grizzled meadow]

This is mohgposting @urban ocean

[queen finch]

what?

[heady crow]

true

[queen finch]

[wide bough]

Keeping femboy appearance is as much of an effort as keeping abs tbh, you still have to work out and make sure your body’s thin, compound that with makeup effort and costs and it’s about the same as any bloke who hits the gym and the pub

I respect both sides

[urban ocean]

Cat traumatized me

[somber warren]

please stop ruining my beautiful culture. thank you

[urban ocean]

@grizzled meadow

[pastel quartz]

thatgs awful

[somber warren]

i love it

[grizzled meadow]

What did he do

That man is incredible

It's worse than Aldo sometime

[urban ocean]

Kept muting me and threatened a ban lol

[slate crown]

if you're talking about the gun slap that's fine, but im staring at those arms

[grizzled meadow]

This is a banger btw

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/544942771908116491/1040262902902444032/trim.7E707201-9828-4B1F-B41B-00E3DC3645D0.mp4

[wide bough]

Me to my morning wood when needing to pee really bad

[queen finch]

what culture?

[pastel quartz]

up to 200 now btw

[grizzled meadow]

Okay Discord is really compressing shit, this video was HD some time ago
@urban ocean you were right about that (I think you said something about this)

[slate crown]

nice

[urban ocean]

Yea

[wide bough]

Getting shitfaced and plinking is German-exclusive, apparently

[somber warren]

i'm not even gonna try to explain

[grizzled meadow]

Classic cat...

[urban ocean]

Only happens on the mobile though

[slate crown]

yea i post 720p videos but discords recent update makes it twice as long to send a video that's compressed to shit

[grizzled meadow]

Yep I'm on mobile right now

Shit app jesus

[wide bough]

LITERALLY

[wide bough]

Yeah the recent mobile updates have been AWFUL

[pastel quartz]

ikr

[slate crown]

can't have shit in Discord

[wide bough]

my phone can’t even handle a 720p stream anymore, it hangs every few seconds and has to catch up

[pastel quartz]

its suffering i hate how they just ctrl c ctrl v'd all the code

[wide bough]

I’m never upgrading because you fucked up your OWN software, mobile devs

[grizzled meadow]

I'm on the latest and it's basically all fixed now

The only problem I found is literally this one about videos
The rest is okay now

[wide bough]

iOS gets delayed updates so we’re still stuck in hell

[pastel quartz]

I GOT THAT WEED CARD

[slate crown]

this makes warframes spaghetti code look like the fucking Enigma code

[queen finch]

[wide bough]

I love my iPhone 5S, I will never trade it for anything else

But holy shit the lack of support for older iPhones is killing it

[pastel quartz]

shouldntve bought an iphone while expecting them to actually keep up their older models

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/ynh6Dl-qaNU

[wide bough]

Had to switch to brave instead of safari because it’s just that fucking slow now, now I’m sideloading a YouTube edit every week just so it’ll run without 400 ads crashing the damn thing

[somber warren]

iphone user

[wide bough]

this phone is older than most Twitter users, trust me, I’m well aware

[slate crown]

Apple users

[grizzled meadow]

[somber warren]

apple user is peak consoomer

[wide bough]

Macs try not to be pieces of shit (impossible)

[slim osprey]

[slate crown]

we android for life

[urban ocean]

Average apple user

[grizzled meadow]

Ahahahahahahahah

[slate crown]

idc if the chinese government is spying all my data

they'll only find shitty better call saul and breaking bad edits

[wide bough]

ON JAH

[grizzled meadow]

@slate crown I forgor I'm on the phone, I'll send it later from my PC

[slate crown]

[somber warren]

Bing chilling

https://tenor.com/view/cena-gif-22094721

[slate crown]

they might be the most economically advanced but holy shit the censoring is insane

[grizzled meadow]

The account was also closed/banned, this video is fucking impossible to find
I still bless my ass because I saved the video

[placid sail]

is it time

hell yeah it is time

[somber warren]

bro i should not be laughing so hard at this

[heady crow]

i agree

[slate crown]

case in point 💀

[grizzled meadow]

Caramel pfp @slate crown

[slate crown]

ah shit

I'll get my spoon

[heady crow]

me

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah who knows, maybe it's really because of that

[placid sail]

Darò un morso alla tua salsiccia senza carboidrati, non farmi!

[urban ocean]

Maximum Soy Stance

It's the only way to perform the power soy chop

[grizzled meadow]

"Non farmi", translate looking ass doesn't even translate well

[wide bough]

What the fuck do those words even mean

[slate crown]

I've been obsessed with this song lately, it's all i can think about

[somber warren]

its a banger

[grizzled meadow]

EVERYBODY
WANTS TO
RULE
THE
WORLD

[hidden path]

back from the IKEA

[wide bough]

real

[hidden path]

still no Blahaj, my masculinity is intact

[wide bough]

Holy shit

[somber warren]

did you get köttbular?

[hidden path]

what that

[urban ocean]

He got the weinerdoggen

[somber warren]

sweedish meatballs in gravy

isgood

fuck now i'm hungry

[slate crown]

i miss him everyday

[hidden path]

also I didn't

[wide bough]

bolb

reminds me that my house still uses incandescents cause of how fucking old it is

[dreamy hornet]

Crusty thumb

[slate crown]

better than mine

[dreamy hornet]

[grizzled meadow]

Weird finger looking ass

[wide bough]

Somehow none of them have gone out in our generations of being there

[slate crown]

i need a fucking manicure

[wide bough]

Bro has a callus on his thumb

He chewin on that shit

[slate crown]

of course i chew on it

[wide bough]

[dreamy hornet]

Callous malice

[slate crown]

gotta replace the callus somehow

[grizzled meadow]

Finger called ass

[hidden path]

fuck you guys I'm never posting my hands again

[slate crown]

my gf takes me to the manicure every month or so

[hidden path]

bitches

[dreamy hornet]

Ive got you under my thumb

Muahaha

[grizzled meadow]

Gorf called hands

[slate crown]

Waltuh

[hidden path]

you're a thumb

[hidden path]

spykid looking ass

[placid sail]

don't type too much, your fingers may fall off

[grizzled meadow]

Put your fingers away Waltuh

[wide bough]

Welcome to #🎪bruh-fart you will be mercilessly bullied

[somber warren]

you have worker hands

[grizzled meadow]

I'M NOT HAVING BOLB WITH YOU RIGHT NOW WALTUH

[slate crown]

im not Kid named Finger today Waltuh

[hidden path]

honestly I just had the driest skin possible

[grizzled meadow]

That's not true come on

[hidden path]

it be like that

[dreamy hornet]

It looks like you have a buncha flour on your nailbed

[somber warren]

use fucking nivea cream or some shit like that

ez

[slate crown]

[grizzled meadow]

Kid named thumb

[wide bough]

Literally every piece of info given to have a normal conversation is ripped to shreds 💀💀

[lusty sonnet]

falco bullying time

[grizzled meadow]

THAT'S NOT TRUE OH MY GOD

[grizzled meadow]

That's because this channel is literally a shitpost

[slate crown]

quick someone tell crystal to make another batch of diarrhea pasta, that'll get him

[wide bough]

“I use an old iPhone”
“SOY!! SOY CONSOOMER!!!!1!”
“Look at this cool light I got from ikea”
“HANDS!! CALLUS HANDS!!! STINKY DINKY HANDS!!1!”

[grizzled meadow]

You can't expect to have a real conversation

[grizzled meadow]

REAL

[wide bough]

True

[grizzled meadow]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[lusty sonnet]

post the pizza with scorpions again

[grizzled meadow]

Time to check if Crystal changed bio

[placid sail]

look at him, he's mocking the caustic ways of brainfart, haha, what a loser

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow your ancestors are crying

[hidden path]

to all of you

[grizzled meadow]

You will eat ze bugs

[placid sail]

are they alive?

[wide bough]

monthly #🎪bruh-fart reality check in shambles rn

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/bogdanoff-dump-it-stocks-crypto-gif-20477588

[slate crown]

jesus christ no

[placid sail]

arthropods you dummy

[placid sail]

eh, not that spicy then

[slate crown]

technically arachnids but ok

[grizzled meadow]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BUSY GOT CHECKED

[placid sail]

fair correction

fuck you

[slate crown]

[grizzled meadow]

busy got fuck you

[plucky void]

complains about brainfart
WEAKMINDED SNOWFLAKE

[plucky void]

something like that, right

[slate crown]

imagine complaining on the internet

[plucky void]

the most awesome game I'll never play

[wide bough]

don’t actually care I’m just saying it’s true

[plucky void]

I know, I was just joining in

because it always goes down like that

[wide bough]

Ultrakill either makes you a twink or work even harder in the fields/gym

Thank god I was the latter

tho I’m too far from a gym so I just farmed harder

[grizzled meadow]

Kid that was named latter

[placid sail]

how the fuck do you become a twink from ultrakill

[hidden path]

you be me

[slate crown]

[placid sail]

what manner of sissiness is this?

[slate crown]

i mean

[wide bough]

Dude just look at the fanbase

It’s all femboys

[vital summit]

Don't tell him

Let him find out on his own

[wide bough]

Ok fine

[placid sail]

QUIET BALD MAN

TELL ME NOW

[slate crown]

there's a secret level

[plucky void]

how do people become twinks under any circumstances in the first place

[slate crown]

that's all im going to say

[vital summit]

Grooming

[placid sail]

that's much more understandable

[wide bough]

Internet

[slate crown]

poland

[wide bough]

The internet was a mistake

[plucky void]

and bullying
and lack of a father figure

[slate crown]

oh wait that doesn't exist

[vital summit]

Pretty much

[placid sail]

what, there is some room in that game with a hypno video going "be a girl right now" or something?

[wide bough]

Lack a father and you become a femboy
Lack a mother and you become a /pol/ user

Moral of the story, have parents

[slate crown]

close but it's definitely not what you'd expect from a game like that

[slate crown]

of course you'll have to find out yourself, secret level and all

[wide bough]

Yeah you have to do some very hard things to even unlock it

[slate crown]

FRENCH

[hidden path]

die

[wide bough]

drown in glass

[vital summit]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-apple-stock-image-whatever-gif-11059452

[tame hazel]

رجل مبكي

[slate crown]

mẹ mày

[wide bough]

missed opportunity to keep it as mother on the bottom

[plucky void]

the mother would approve

it's the father who'd bring the belt

[wide bough]

Your mom is fucking weird

[slate crown]

Asian parents don't make a difference really fatherless or motherless, you WILL get your ass beat

[lusty sonnet]

nice

[wide bough]

Same with Mexican parents

Serbian parents just break a bottle over you and send you out to work extra if you fuck up

[slate crown]

I've had my ass beaten by all sorts of instruments of pain

the most common ones are bamboo sticks

[wide bough]

bruhhh

Worst I’ve had is a fucking shovel

[slate crown]

worst one i got was a metal pipe

[wide bough]

Bro got the condemned special

[slate crown]

yeaup

i had bruises all over my arms and ass

they lasted for weeks

[wide bough]

The shovel gave me this massive fucking bruise on my back and I couldn’t sleep well for weeks

[slate crown]

it was a massive fuck up on my side so the beating was justified

[placid sail]

fucking kek
"oof ow ouch that stings"

[wide bough]

Still have a bit of a hunch because of it

[wide bough]

LITERALLY SAME

Don’t hold any grudge I was being a piece of shit

[crimson pagoda]

Same parents wondering why their kids never visit them on the goofy ahh nursing home

[slate crown]

True but we don't have nursing homes

[wide bough]

Yeah lmao I was boutta say

And if my grandparents were anything to go by, they’re dying the second they get senile because “fuck it I can’t farm anymore”

[slate crown]

"I'll just be a racist burden they'll have to take care of"

my gfs grandma

[plucky void]

I'm not talking about mine

the average western mom of nowadays would encourage their son to crossdress and play femboy and/or even go trans

[slate crown]

yeaup

[wide bough]

I’ve never seen that lol

[crimson pagoda]

where tf do you live

[slate crown]

white moms are so supportive yet so clueless

[crimson pagoda]

my mom is the perfect balance

[grim radish]

Man real talk, that pipe shit is straight up abuse you shouldn’t had gone through that

[slate crown]

my brother

[crimson pagoda]

loving and caring but would beat the shit out of me with a peach tree branch if fucked up really hard

[eager quest]

the first word that came in my mind

was

not driver...

[wide bough]

Then again I’m not western

[slate crown]

that was just a fraction of what i had to endure

and you wonder why asian mfs are tough as nails

[crimson pagoda]

yeah the pipe and the shovel dudes just went throught straight up child abuse

a fucking shovel what the fuck

[wide bough]

I mean it made me shut up so it worked

[slate crown]

it's normal if you're asian

[wide bough]

Or rural

City kids don’t get hit with enough metal objects and they become female

[slate crown]

facts

[crimson pagoda]

man id shut the hell up if someone shot me with a 12 gauge in the chest doesnt make it any less fucked up

[slate crown]

sounds like an american problem

[wide bough]

Thanks for the idea when I have a son

Jk shotgun shells are expensive

[crimson pagoda]

sit the fuck down jimmy dad just got a new toy

too much of a mess to clean upo after too

just get them rubber bullets

[wide bough]

When my 4 year old son asks something silly like “what’s for dinner”

[crimson pagoda]

works like a charm

[eager quest]

lead

[crimson pagoda]

my silly ahh son asking me why he hasnt been fed for the second week in a row

https://tenor.com/view/1911-gun-firing-gun-firing-gun-animation-gif-26896866

[wide bough]

#🎪bruh-fart parenting 💪💪

[grim radish]

Man I couldn’t imagine hitting a kid even as a punishment, they too small and cute to hate on

[wide bough]

[red wraith]

I will murder a child for a cup of coffee

The cup doesn't even need to be full

[wide bough]

I just kill kids

[crimson pagoda]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/390909274923991051/967248712743153784/caption-30.gif

i wouldnt go as far as beating my kids with a goddamn shovel

but if the dude really fucked up he's getting the grandma peach tree special

[wide bough]

Ok real talk I wouldn’t go further than a belt when my cognition is intact

[crimson pagoda]

that shit is like a whip

[wide bough]

But if my kid is being a little shit and there’s a lead pipe nearby

[wide bough]

Real

[crimson pagoda]

the circunstances that lead me to that were goofy in in of itself

my mom wa a teacher, and when i was in second grade i was actually taught by her

one day i decided it would be a fantastic idea to steal a girl's hairpin, put in on my mouth, and spit in in front of her

because i was a little shit

[plucky void]

again I'm not talking about my own mom lmao y'all love taking it personal

[crimson pagoda]

the moment i did that my mom entered the classroom and saw the scene

[eager quest]

love the minors hate the minorities

[wide bough]

Bros getting defensive

[crimson pagoda]

ok man nothing to be ashamed of being romanian

[wide bough]

When u in da klan but you a kiddie diddler

[crimson pagoda]

in literally brazillian you can get worse than this

[plucky void]

bros reading shit that hasn't been said

[echo slate]

Romanian or Bulgarian

[crimson pagoda]

good argument tbh

[hidden path]

me reacting to all of this

[eager quest]

time to take a walk down a favela and get my head chopped off with a machete and then have some brazilian monkeys (people) play football with it

[echo slate]

I wake up every day and thank God that I am not Turkish

[eager quest]

i wake up every day and thank God im not american

[crimson pagoda]

average Rio citizen afternoon

[wide bough]

If you’re from the Balkans you are instantly fucked
Like South Americans have solace in the fact that their countries are just in general garbage but the Balkans have that on top of the most shitty political tensions in Europe

[plucky void]

thank god I'm not [insert the current trendy-to-hate nationality]

[crimson pagoda]

Turks at the very least have Kebabs

[wide bough]

Yeah pretty much lol

[crimson pagoda]

god really looked at them and got so depressed he gave them the most goated food there is

[eager quest]

my point still stands

i dont like america

[wide bough]

I don’t like countries

[eager quest]

i may be romanian but id rather live here than in america

[crimson pagoda]

the only people who like america have some type of fantasy about the country

[eager quest]

theres no possible fantasies about that place

its hell on earth

[crimson pagoda]

in reality if you get sick there you are most likely going into massive debt or dying

[wide bough]

Like it’s some sort of sacred ground where you can either get rich or actually change the world

When in reality it’s a shithole

Been to the south once, never again

[echo slate]

Thank God that Romanians are confined to Europe, so they can't steal my wallet

[plucky void]

the dollar is the most valuable currency in the world, so it's easier to get rich there than in other places

[crimson pagoda]

only reason on earth i would go to america is to eat texas BBQ and then im leaving

[eager quest]

romania is robbing itself

[wide bough]

That and the really shitty market with 400 exploits and loopholes

[eager quest]

government is robbing the people and themselves

[wide bough]

That’s how it is with every country lol

they just steal from you for happening to live there

The lottery is landing in a country that either cares so much about it being fair that you can get help with it or having a country that just doesn’t give a single shit

Finland and Croatia btw

[midnight tree]

I KEEP GETTING BARBIE DOLL ADS

WHAT IS THIS

[wide bough]

HAHA BABY

[midnight tree]

NOOOOOOO

[red sand]

google knows you well

[hidden path]

buy the doll

[wide bough]

[hidden path]

live in the dollhouse

[crimson pagoda]

THE RISE OF KINGDOMS BETA IS OFFICALLY OUT FOR TESTING

[midnight tree]

eat the doll

[crimson pagoda]

LEMME SHOW YOU

[hidden path]

eat the pretty pink cookies

[crimson pagoda]

i fucking hate mobile games aSAfsAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH

[wide bough]

You will own plastic and you will be happy

[midnight tree]

the only unskippable 15 sec ads i get are for fucking barbie dolls

[wide bough]

On god

[echo slate]

Imagine seeing ads

[crimson pagoda]

literally me as a child when i had my super cool megazord

[wide bough]

Only one I have is bloons td5 and I got it back in, whenever it came out

[crimson pagoda]

goddamn why cant we just have the dopamine levels of a child forever

[wide bough]

Been playing that when bored for years, know that shit inside and out

[crimson pagoda]

the world was my oyster

[wide bough]

I love seeing the colorful balloons get popped by the funny monke

entertainment for millenia

[hidden path]

lick

[midnight tree]

flash games need to return if we are to ascend to childhood again

[midnight tree]

me n who

[wide bough]

Because your parents and society and everyone else is MAD that you aren’t like THEM and you NEED TO BE LIKE THIS and STOP DOING THAT DO THIS

[hidden path]

me

[midnight tree]

bet

[hidden path]

I will bite you

[wide bough]

Like bro shut up let me play in mud

[hidden path]

after they lick each other they fight

[echo slate]

My brain only excretes the happy chemical when i hear the tf2 damage inflicted sound

[crimson pagoda]

thank god my routine is lifting heavy thing from ground, writing silly things on my text editor and making a computer my slave, and then sleeping.

[echo slate]

We live in a society

[midnight tree]

my job is to watch a gate

that nobody comes through

[crimson pagoda]

are you a dog

[wide bough]

My routine is

wake up
go school
go work
talk on funny box
gnite

I’m like 5

[crimson pagoda]

the sigma schedule

Wake up

Shit

Get out of bed

[wide bough]

Shit

[echo slate]

Being a security guard was so easy man i loved it

[midnight tree]

wake up
gulp down vitamin pills with fish oil
maybe eat a banana
sit around for a bit
oops it's already 21:00
time for bed

my days off are pretty epic

[wide bough]

Speaking of, farm tim e

Goodbye chat

[crimson pagoda]

Good farming

🙂

[midnight tree]

farm moment

[hidden path]

I have to get up and go drink with friends soon

but my bed is too comfy

[midnight tree]

tell your friends you're too busy talking to strangers in your screen

[hidden path]

I'm more hanging out with my cats than talking

wait I still have an hour until I have to leave

thank god

[meager maple]

[midnight tree]

you should snuggle your cats NOW

[midnight tree]

mf be gentle with your cat

[hidden path]

No

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/461747394455797762/1039221821813293177/speed.gif

[hidden path]

I will squeeze him

[midnight tree]

you better stop before i squeeze YOU

[hidden path]

Try me

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/615407840747716609/1038536683404144740/spin.gif

[midnight tree]

what country you from bro

i will come and squeeze you

[hidden path]

Da France

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-jinx-the-cat-the-skorngy-worngy-gif-25953227

[red sand]

squeeze him until he squirts his bodily fluids all over the place

[meager maple]

Don't remind me where im from

[midnight tree]

i'm not going back to france

[meager maple]

🥖

[hidden path]

Ah

you came here

lmao get beaned

[midnight tree]

i went there when i was a kid and then my parents bought goat milk by accident instead of cow milk

so basically i would nuke you all if i had the chance

[hidden path]

You are baby

[meager maple]

You are french

[midnight tree]

we have already established you are smaller than me

cringe ass naenae baby

[hidden path]

I don't remember that

[midnight tree]

i dunno maybe i'm just trippin and i'm thinking of someone else

[hidden path]

I have very bad memory

Except when it comes to games and stuff

Ahah yes my cat is under my legs again

[midnight tree]

the compartment of my brain responsible for retaining memories took itself out back and shot itself several years ago

[hidden path]

same

[meager maple]

Relatable

I think we are just zoomers is the thing

[hidden path]

I'm not

I'm old

die

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/907804235540885518/1039951133742993408/aspie_spin.gif

[meager maple]

You are old

[hidden path]

That's me

[midnight tree]

i'm just too spastic for my own good

[hidden path]

I am an anime girl

[meager maple]

Get dimentia or something

[hidden path]

how bout you dimential drift to a kindergarden

[meager maple]

oof

[midnight tree]

i'm basically an anime girl tbh

[hidden path]

Nice

give me your address

[midnight tree]

420 yourmom st.

[hidden path]

[midnight tree]

on deeznuts avenue

[meager maple]

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family.

[hidden path]

you can't have a street into an avenue

dumbass

[midnight tree]

shut up

i dont know these things because i can't be bothered learning it

[hidden path]

[midnight tree]

frenchman

[hidden path]

Finnish

or somethin