#🎪bruh-fart
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Better than Argentina
Even worse!
depending on which part of europe 
Trust me, you don't wanna live in a country with 90% annual inflation
And things keep getting even worse

feel that
I look at americans bitching about 8% and I wish I was them
itd be a vibe
Yeah
Develop alcoholism after the war
And spend a lot of time smoking
Literal vibe
Sometimes Im actually worried about you guys
lol
dw me too
You should not worry about some internet stranger
unfortunately i am not getting fucked
Why not move to another spanish country
The only real thing I say is I want to leave Argentina
Cause all of them are shit
Or porch of geese


Literally name a good spanish country
its ok
Chile used to be fine, until a year ago
Name a good country, any
Peru 

Good fucking joke
Best option unironically is Uruguay
They even got weed legalized
Uruguay is like Argentina, but good
Which is fun cause they are like 1/10th the size of Argentina
The word Id use is Unproblematic
What do you mean?
It seems they arent doing anything stupid
Ah
Yeah, they are much more stable
And their president isn't a fucking clown
Maybe we should talk about something else
I have no good ideas
Fav animal and why
Sharks, funny sharp fish
Valid
bear. My name comes from bear
they arent animals, I know, but I dont care so take that
Thats a piranha
They live for about a week, they have sex and they die
That's why I like em
Living my dream life
Cats. Small enough to be harmless, wild enough to try to hurt you, cute enough that it's funny when they try
dude thats what im talking about
They are mad cute too
honestly me
Just look at this tiny fella
Looks like bird poo
Camouflage
Likely intentional
It actually tries to look like a broken tree branch
Camouflage
My fav form of mimicry comes from the Atlas moth tho
Bitch got two snake heads on her wings
Im sure Ive told this before, but Ive fed the crows in my neighbourhood for years
They're good friends of mine
Crows!!
uh oh
They are so smart it's impossible to help them
I can hear the Poe fanboys
english is lame, lets just make caveman noises
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Running away from Andrew Tate
It's Gmod

I'm looking for my friend Wladieczyvinisławskizeç Słowataslavivič Zvçemlieckowski
I saw him smoking some cigarettes by some public housing, cant miss him
Oh my bad then, please accept my apology
that is not my friend Wladieczyvinisławskizeç Słowataslavivič Zvçemlieckowski?
This is not very helpful
Shortest polish name
this guy?
he keeps knocking on my window to sell me chebureki
Ah, yes
Nightmare fuel
sort of but a bit less strangulatified looking
?
Just throw the whole thing out and buy an AR-15/AR-18 derivative.
Sunk cost fallacy fr.
sorry i took the first photo when he first came to my window and i was holding him by the neck
wtf bro why are you strangulationing my friend Wladieczyvinisławskizeç Słowataslavivič Zvçemlieckowski
he frightened me
he was rambling on about baba yaga before he came to my window
also im on the third floor
distant suction cup sounds
his chebureki is nice but im suspicious of the origin of the meat
Allal

every time i bite into one i can hear Wladieczyvinisławskizeç Słowataslavivič Zvçemlieckowski wincing in pain
Adorable
What or who is ron
what = Ready or Not
who = Ron Swanson

or pleasure
my friend Wladieczyvinisławskizeç Słowataslavivič Zvçemlieckowski is quite a deviant
da booty had me like
Soaked with what? Piss? You piss yourself?
to be quite honest, he did later ask me to choke him again...
Wladieczyvinisławskizeç Słowataslavivič Zvçemlieckowski a freak
I met hime at the Wladieczyvinisław convention
ain no way an indian man is trying to get into my war thunder account
The military finally used their engineers brains
Literally 1948 
I have actually seen one of those here
They are cute and beautiful
Real
Real cringe
Shhhh
Their sensitive
Real
Lol
Isaac Clarke lookin ass
💗
bitches on tiktok be like:
"Ahh aa shiet, it's time to buy myself a moral spine, yaaas"
Ah
I didn't laugh
Killed in a Jet crash
O shiwt
you know why I named myself Patek2?
Hm?
because I will never know which Patek is first or the last. There are multi versions of us in the universe
I prefer that meme with the holding the boobs version
Das rather cute innit
Was that mean
This bri'sh guy above you
No one simply uses "innit" and get away with it
Ahhhh

İt's 9 degrees, I finally sweat less 
You greek or sth
Close
I love how people look at me confused because Mediterranean genes can't hold against this cool weather while I'm in 👕
Lmao
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Fuck pants, you gonna let the government tell you that you need to wear pants?
It's like wearing bras
Society
Ew, bras
mmm , boobs
Same
Yes
I have awoken
Imma learn finnish after i learned russian
my cat threw a glass on the ground
deserved
He has been summoned with the talk of booba
who wouldn't
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Fuck yes sodom
I love sodom
I had to clean up at 4 am, I hope I didn't miss any shards
why is my cat such a fat fuck
An idea I have had since the movie first came out.
best godzilla movie
and scary
official trailer for Godzilla Resurgence
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if this is not a PSP Street Im not accepting him
Tf is that
No longer second huh
egg
She liked it
Me after buying a Quest 2
Fren :)
Rock and stone 
if this was true, still not everybody cant be rich cause of social status and authority
we have to maintain poor and rich people, sick world we live in
I don't care about the asteroid, context of the video is different
Someone prolly already bought that asteroid
Sooner than we all realize
Watch expanse if you want a good space opera
It's on Amazon prime
I mean it doesn't really hurt anyone so I'm fine with it
and who asked you ?
The ghost behind you
bro
dont promote piracy please. discord ToS
Kek
Habits
Yes
Still, Amazon is stinky
True
need some boys to come to norway that i can sing shanties with
i may or may not be able to procure a viking ship replica
unironically
Well at first i wantet to learn the language of the east
Then the language of the north
I live here as well, if you get your hands on one I'll be there
The language of the west is easy
we can raid France
Or am i missing something out?
nah it's challenging
på tide å plyndre danmark
vi tar svenskene og på veien
damn bro, you shit with that ass?
you'll be bus||s||y, alright
🤝
oh how wrong you were
You like boys don'tcha?
no
tbh the swedes deserve to get some, but I am an ambitious man
I want to raid england and france, and reclaim the north sea territories that hardråde put his sights on long ago
Also i wanna train my abs
I am with you
gotta take the north pole
it is our right
we were there first
How to offend the american
Ok that's a good one lmfao
fire place is on, you'll stay warm
when i was on Svalbard the effective temperature was about -60c
the pole is probably a teensy tiny bit colder
Atleast we're not on pluto

man I love svalbard
almost drove a snow scooter off a cliff when i was there last
Living on Mars soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96sYSbFu2yM
Terrestrial attack on Mars in Call of Duty Infinite Warfare ps5 gameplay
it was pretty neat
call off doodoo
it had a good idea doe
Earth attacking people on Mars
true
Is that a state or a country?
Gn Kings
Chad
archipelago we own
right by the north pole
balogna
archipelago is a set of islands
Hmmm...
Pepega
Also learning a tiny bit of finnish cuz of noita
Go on
perkele
If you wanna advance in Finnish, play My Summer Car
So what have you learned
Ah
Is svalbard
Yes?
ja
For now only heikko
Means?
Weak
Nice
Yes
I gotta go do femboy malewife things for my boyfriend's amusement, keep thing here in order while I'm gone
I just now realized that i might or might not have a dream body
Very well
I salute to you


Duty is chad, yes
Finnish shouldn't be very difficult since i might or might not have some words in my head that sound old nordic...they come out at random
It's like a lottery
But way different
learning finnish requires you to own a skirt and thigh highs
you also need to know how to code
Yeah well i mean my father showed me a bit of programming and commanding the PC
And thigh highs and a skirt i am working on
Just don't want my hairs to be there
Why does skirt mean rock on german i just realized
It's just stone
Rock - stone
What the fuck
rock and stone!!!!!
horny posting
me seeing sasha grey on twitch
Who is sasha grey?
Why should i know him
Sasha Grey is a she
Ok
1 of the legends
Ah
the woman that will satisfy the masses
Hm
you watch porn? cringe
Hm.
pick the 4th wise Patek
its hard
I don't watch porn
you only have 1 slot left
Maybe that's why
I will leave the 4th slot
coward
Its for you to pick
Foolish
we shall let Pango pick
No i don't
Astolfo?
I didn't ask
watching porn
REAL
real
Also real
porn gives young men a false picture of how sex should be
Yep
I would just let my fantasies out on my partner and see their reaction
Well...for now that's not really possible
bruh talk about it first xD
Talking is the most important thing in a Relationship
hey you are all pretty young, just reminding you guys of the right way
but the most
In the server, yes
not if a girl watches it too so you end up doing acrobatics while have sex
In brainfart, maybe
HOW?!
don't worry about me treating my partner wrong
cuz i pull no bitches
how tf
schlong story
Just jerk off to like, your fantazies
sussy baka
they're a minor. whether or not they do isn't of interest to you
Meh
oh
Let em be
never met a girl that watches porn. Well maybe its that kind of girls that have pink hair and look like feminists. Bc i do not hit that
eww
But it is
I just ask they don't need to answer
ugly? Short?
no
well why no bitches then
my unwillingness to put myself out there
Don't like those either i get that
Wasn't that Polish?
same thing
Fair
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finland is the poland of scandinavia or something
Tomboys in real life are not attractive at all, while in anime they are a fucking sex bomb
my type of girl is just no much makeup natural haircolor and glasses. ohgod i'm a sucker for glasses
i wear glasses
-> guess you'd like me too
you got a point
😳
shut up man
I don't look much fem, but the glasses give it a fem flair
4 eyes gang
there is just 2 things: i am hetero and you are underaged 
Natural hair colour is there but was thinking of atleast trying to dye it
Yeah

+1 perception gang
mf wears glasses and they still blind af
Bruv
no babe the glasses stay on during sex
I am having like 10 images of this in my head rn
babe, your clothes stay during sex, just cut a hole
Patek what the heck 
do you know how expensive wemen clothes are?
no wemen would allow that
Thats why I dont buy them
Oh yeah about that...
i hope only memes and no sexual stuff
Both actually
And their only part wise sexual
i don't get why women don't just buy men's clothing
Women clothes also slowly look more masculine
nah i'm just high
i mean.....i dont mind that myself
yes

Which gives it kind of a more attractive flair
depends
"Ich fick dich digger!!!" gets fucked
technically its because there is a trend, they only buy that shit cause it looks kewl
however, i dont mind that either
i like more of a traditional girl thingy. But not that mainstream jeansjacket and high waste jeans. Bruh absolute basic bitch shit
womanly clothes are just so impractical
i need me a practical gf
It does tho
I wanna have it too lmao
oh man, if only I had masculine girl that would smash my skull with her thighs
yeah i mean i like it , my gf wearing my hoodies is nice
she doenst give them back tho and thats less nice
i hate those fucking jeans with holes in it. they pay fucking 80 bucks for broken pants
tf
thats fucking useless
Literally 75% of gfs people get
Tbh
What a snap back to reality looks like
yeah , back in my day , we would wreck those jeans when playing outside , now ppl buy that shit
every gf does that. Lost many of my favorite hoodies to girlfriends. RIP Hoodies
True true
going outside and playing the whole day, come back home when its gets dark. good times
tfw you have a good day but your moms screams her lungs out that its time to come home

beating each other with sticks the whole day. we would get nice long sticks and carve them a bit with our knives (yes every kid back then had at least a swiss army knife) and then just play medieval war and fencing with sticks. damn the simple things
my mom knew i would come back as soon as the street lamps turn on which was about 8pm
then eat dinner watch a bit tv or play n64 or playstation
the simple times
simpleton
sorry i don't speak virgin
show us then
Virgin like an olive oil
broken boyhymen posting time
show us how your booty wiggle to prove you are not a virgin
we will check if you have muscle memory
show us your "not a virgin" certificate then
oh you don't have one?
Fucking virgin
i always keep my certificate under my foreskin
Wish I was a virgin at 30
either the certificate is really small, or your foreskin really large
do you have your birth certificate? If not how are you typing smh
what are you saying? are you some kind of freak that doesn't have a sleeping bag foreskin?
fuckin dweeb
phimosis moment
real
i think that is a nordic thing
you know when it gets really cold you can use your foreskin for warmth
and survive
just cut it pussy
its evolution
take a rusty axe and go to work just like abraham
you can fucking start entire cheese production
Fuck you filter
literally1984
Sigma Ape Grindset
brb gotta wage ape war against another ape clan, kill their males and integrate their females into my clan
oh and kill the babies
and eat them
most important part of ape life
chicago moment
you are just a hater
ape life
balls
Bongs
bingo bango bongo i don't wanna leave the congo
greta got that fetal alcohol syndrome type beat
Oh delete that first vid. Mods deleted it and warned me about it yesterday
When I posted it
wut
literally the current year
the vid says 1941
bruh that shit is fucking 80 years back
So what
mfs really like bringing up the past
no fun zone
Blame mods, not me lmao
don't get me wrong i don't blame you
if mods don't like it, then they can delete it i don't care
It's a general rule, when wars get discussed, politics opt in, when politics happen, people start taking sides and there you go, a pile o bullshit you can't stop at that point
Oh yeah it’s bad when people take sides
Happens like every hour here for some reason lmao
Can't have shit in discord servers in 2022
It's not only that, shit's sensitive especially atm and this server has a lot of people.
Real
Literally 2022
When I read people saying "i don't care" I really wish to be a stereotype
Luckily for them I'm not that dense
The video I already deleted
1941 thing?
Yes
@grizzled meadow
Never watched it
We're literally one of the most permissive server around here, give me a fucking break
İf Anomaly server still has that "ongoing" politics channel, just go there and do whatever you want you politics lovers
Seriously if they have it, go there
you acting like i posted fucking nazi propaganda calm down
I'm not acting, you're the one who's acting
Bobolos literally told you the reason
LOL
Jesus Christ I swear if he doesn't stop with that shit
yes
bruh
you are right i am wrong
It might not start a discussion this time, not even next time but when it happens, mods are gonna be the hammer around and you'll complain
At least don't treat me as a fool 
i don't
Aren't we all fools
it's called we do a little bit of trolling
We're all dogs playing poker
Reminds me of the Telltale's Poker game
Claptrap swearing at everyone on table
truly hell on earth
@stone blade
chad
simply built different
Calling howitzer artillery to catch feesh
everyone knows mortars are better suited for fishing than a howitzer
nukes are the best for fishing
nuke deez nuts
are you a little pussy?
yeah bitch, what of it?
you gonna stop me or something?
im not gonna stop you, be a femboy or else
funny politics
the only politics that are allowed here are just about stalker factions fighting over the zone territories

За Монолит
Monololid
Can't wait to ban that as well

need a dominant mommylith gf
bloodsucker mommy
Tf happened around here, I've never seen you this strict
freedom member spotted
I'm joking come on

where is old falco
👍
what did you do with him
The 1941 video wasn't even that bad
you monster
that is not a joking matter
Thank you
and i thought its literally 1984
The video was okay, but I can see why Larkin decided to delete it
I can't blame him
- all that stuff about the general rule
you even deleted my hitler cat
It's really just to avoid every possible discussion
Swastika though 💀
just for me to understand, is this not politics?
censoring history is leading to brainwashing entire community
It's a "funny" pic with that stupid cat in it, it's not even a true thing
post this until they add a rule to not post it
Does someone has that video of cat on salt lamp with monlith prayer?
censoring
Ma'am this is a video game server
I don't see why we should care about what Hitler and Mussolini did in 1942 or whatever in here
we have to fight for what is right and tell youngsters that hitler did nothing wrong 💀
that's exactly what a rothschild agent would say
well yeah, its not real but the meme is about american election which is real. Well i don't know fuck it was just wondering
you would literally get thrown in jail for that in germany
not really
yes really
no
no they don't
Proof?
literally 1984
that is not german beer
Literally italian, "birra dalla storia"
Lol baited into posting h man
oh its italy
Beer from history

go cry on twitter
i will
no
Seriously they're so predictable...
I hate fucking twitter soo much rn, everyday I got posts from cringy af girls shitposting like crazy
pro tip: don't use twitter

jhlorida
Oregon
Joe Rogan
jew york
joe mama
wait
Jassachusetts ahahahahahahahah
@stone blade
Jabbathehutt
Joshington
joe mama isn't the same as your mom tho haahahahah
Johio
j9/💀
Jersey
can you fuckin not
real
noo its based ironic romaboo fringewave edit!!!!
What vibes do i give off?
3
Why tho
me
fr fr
supposedly yes
What does heikko mean?
yes bruno you are right
I'll never understand these edits
Good edit btw
nah
brunp
this mfer
Brunp

First, i kinda wanna learn it (not because of noita)
And second i wanna tell people random bullshit on finnish
ye and ignores me
you ignore me too
Perkele
That's all you need to know
kiitos
bitch i asked you about the exotic bow here after you dmed me but you ignored me
Perkele
i was dying cuz teeth getting pulled out soz for existing ig
could be better honestly
its ok
perkele most important finnish word
had to find a video i wouldn't think about leaving my bois on read
but bow do be fun, slowest draw time but giving me Elvish LotR vibes
im sure you can figure out some elvish type of look on hunter
I made a pin of it
oh already did
based
They made a pin of him!
Have you seen this little character
the iron banner helmet has this toilet paper in front of its face and with the right shader and cloak you can make a faceless hunter
have you seen the little egg guy with the sunglasses
"How do you keep getting it!"
Lmao
getting this as a tattoo on my ass one day
gas station tweekers
He be lookin like those zombie mfers from pcz
trampstamp for you bf to look at?
i said my ass, not lower back
Look at this little feller
both?
sure...
That's a funny little character, I like that
Yr gnna lv m nts
i hate this so much
good
yea i like cute shit but this is just too obnoxious
makes me angry
crush it
Finally something in common
Same
i am not that bad if you get to know me
better?
no
you're american
i didnt ask you
stfu take that back
[redacted]
truth hurts doesn't it 
yes much better
this is the harshest insult i got all day
how can you be so cruel
it's funni because it's true 
i hate you
why are you like that
then if you're not american then what are you then?
some sort of alien?
canadian got it
what are you talking aboot
sorry aboot that mate real sorry
uses maple sirup as mouth wash
my gf actually studied in canada for a year and when she first came back, literally couldn't stop saying sorry
OK I PULL UP
@slate crown D2 tonight? no joke frfr
fr? ong? just like that?
no d2 tomorrow sadly enough
ON A STACK
yea that's fine
out with friends, time to waste money
siiick
real capybara hours
REAL
d2 squad tonight @heady crow
what is this
cba to go earlier now since its filled to the brim
Bruno playing D2

