🎪bruh-fart

[hidden path]

minor spelling mistake

[hushed marsh]

KEKPOINT

[hidden path]

type slowly he's asleep

[hushed marsh]

baby

[midnight tree]

killets seething over mentallystablechads

[hushed marsh]

whats the opposite of a serial killer?

a doctor?

[hidden path]

Me

[stone blade]

ok that is literally me

[hidden path]

Damn I'm gonna squeeze you then

[midnight tree]

the opposite of someone who has killed people many times is someone who hasn't killed a lot of people many times

[hushed marsh]

not sure

[hushed marsh]

gonna need some proof

[stone blade]

mf knocked out

[hushed marsh]

lost in the sauce

[midnight tree]

there are a lot of times where i haven't killed people not gonna lie

[stone blade]

that zaza hit him hard

[stone blade]

what

[midnight tree]

i know it's not sigmapilled but it's true

[hidden path]

zazacat

[midnight tree]

i'm literally not bateman

[hidden path]

I want to be built like Bateman but that's it

[midnight tree]

you can do it bro

[red sand]

believe in yourself

[midnight tree]

just develop body dysmorphia

[hidden path]

probably already have it

[midnight tree]

don't we all

[hidden path]

I really need to hit the gym again but it's hard

[midnight tree]

i know

i've been slacking the past few weeks

[stone blade]

just go kill some people

you'll be bateman in no time

[midnight tree]

i have literally nothing else to do but i still just sit around

[hidden path]

slacking for a year now

[midnight tree]

understandable

[hidden path]

also Bateman didn't kill anyone

he's just a funny guy in his funny head

[midnight tree]

the concept that is bateman killed those people

the person that is bateman is innocent?

i dont know i haven't watched it

i'm too busy gaming and working out

and sleeping

mmmm sleepy

[hidden path]

American Psycho is funnier if I imagine he's just a redditor that imagined he killed a bunch of people but just imagined it

[midnight tree]

it just adds another layer or sigma to have not watched any of the movies with the literally me characters

i have no fucking clue what they're about

but they are literally me

[hidden path]

Unfortunately I never thought "he's literally me" when I watched those movied

[slate crown]

@stone blade @slim osprey

i can't take credit for the picture, i found it on Google

[hidden path]

Amazin

[slim osprey]

Beautiful

This needs to be pinned

@grizzled meadow pin it

[midnight tree]

i only think i've ever seen parts of bladerunner

[stone blade]

I wonder whats the name of that cat

[midnight tree]

in a fucking VRchat cinema of all things

[lusty sonnet]

@slate crown age of empires2?

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/raised-eyebrows-funnyhaha-davy-jones-gif-23577422

[slate crown]

is it free?

[lusty sonnet]

no?

[slate crown]

then unfortunately no

[lusty sonnet]

well technically yes

[hidden path]

Just play starcraft 2 then

[slate crown]

wtd

f

[hushed marsh]

DO NOT PLAY STARCRAFT 2

[slate crown]

played it

not my style

[lusty sonnet]

played Warcraft 2

[hidden path]

Wdym

[slate crown]

too much micro managing

[hushed marsh]

I did, when I was a teenager

[errant river]

https://youtu.be/3J6rMn02F8A

[hidden path]

I need my dose of weird power couple with a crazy pirate and a stuck up captain

[midnight tree]

try planetary annihilation

only rts my tiny brain can enjoy

[hidden path]

Some old guys from Blizzard announced an rts a bit ago

I want it to be good

I hate Blizzard

[grizzled meadow]

What

[slim osprey]

Pin this

[grizzled meadow]

No

[slate crown]

yea it's not pin worthy

[red sand]

cnc generals best rts ever

[hidden path]

rts was fun when people cared

[sand lotus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/777386089715335169/1040001330904830092/HelloKittyGang.gif

[lusty sonnet]

Dune best rts

[hidden path]

AoM is still my go to

[lusty sonnet]

AoM remake incoming

prostagma

[hidden path]

Is it

Prostagma brother

[lusty sonnet]

yeyeyye

[hidden path]

pog

[errant river]

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-knew-it-do-it-knew-i-know-it-gif-17446071

[hidden path]

I'm gonna cream my pants

[lusty sonnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O67dQQ9ZAqs @hidden path

[hidden path]

I'm actually going to cum

you have no idea

[lusty sonnet]

the nostalgia

[hidden path]

it better look better than that trailer though

this looks like deafult unity assets

[lusty sonnet]

it probs will

[hidden path]

aom has just such a charm to it

[lusty sonnet]

was watching the Red Bull Wololo and the casters said something about AoM remake and i had to look it up

[hidden path]

and the musics are insane bops

[lusty sonnet]

music, voicelines mm

[hidden path]

Ne

ete

I don't know how to type in greek

[lusty sonnet]

ναι

should be the ne one, meaning yes

[hidden path]

no ete, esto

Vouforvos is my fav

[lusty sonnet]

herder or some shit like that

eis Machin and malista for me

[hidden path]

My son will be named that

[lusty sonnet]

oh boi

[hidden path]

Vouforvos the farmer

[lusty sonnet]

the child will have a bright future for sure

[hidden path]

funny cat

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/380805746520096769/1039611854865051679/redditsave.com_91m8zormo4h91.gif

[heady crow]

me

[stone blade]

me too

[normal reef]

Cute cat, i wonder what he named her?

[slate crown]

[slate crown]

stay strong my brother, there will be a better tomorrow

[normal reef]

Why you have a shitty color now

[slate crown]

cause I'm retarded

that's why

[normal reef]

Shit mixed with piss color

Lmao

Look at you

[slate crown]

nah more like bloody diarrhea

[wary flume]

Excavator

[normal reef]

I also want to be bloody diarrhea color

[slate crown]

ask falco he'll give it to you, I think

[slate crown]

takes 12 fucking years for me to send a 8mb video

[normal reef]

@grizzled meadow dio cane avevi detto non potevi fare ruoli per ita ma per brainfart si??? Dammelo pure a me

[heady crow]

i feel that

[heady crow]

but pangoo

wassup

[heady crow]

yes

you dont even need to ask

[slate crown]

the ceiling this time

[heady crow]

id follow you to the worlds edge if asked to pango

fuck you

[slate crown]

the duality of man

[normal reef]

I am more concerned she replaced water with soda 💀

[normal reef]

She finna be obese in a year or teo

[abstract path]

GOD FUCKING OUCH

[abstract path]

Да 🤝 даваи

[slate crown]

yes, die

[wary flume]

I would never bring girls to a fishing trip

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[slate crown]

then what do you use for bait then?

[abstract path]

I will make you learn the language of the gods

[slate crown]

vaffanculo 🤌

[normal reef]

I am officially racist

Now

[abstract path]

Shit

[slate crown]

great

[normal reef]

Repeat with me

Dio porco

Madonna puttana

[slate crown]

yes i love Madonna too

[grizzled meadow]

@slate crown explain your role

[slate crown]

great singer

[normal reef]

Hey i am teaching them

Give it to me

I am like the kidneys od this channel

[slate crown]

felt it was appropriate

i barely use other channels anyways

[grizzled meadow]

Divertiti, non puoi scrivere da nessuna parte

[abstract path]

Mi scopo tua madre

[normal reef]

Eh

[heady crow]

if there was a role to only use social channels id have it already

[normal reef]

NO CAZZO

[heady crow]

music hella chill so

[grizzled meadow]

[slate crown]

you keep my mother out of this

[normal reef]

Falco ti riempio di papine

AA

[grizzled meadow]

Pippo didn't know that the role is cursed...

[fading shuttle]

my god everyone is getting the brainfart role

[grizzled meadow]

He wanted to be the kidney of this channel...

[fading shuttle]

the brainfartening

[normal reef]

[slate crown]

falco check out the new bot madrix added

[normal reef]

@slate crown why didnt you tell me 😔

[abstract path]

Just gimme too, I'll let falco know when i get the game back running

[grizzled meadow]

The what

[stone blade]

fuck cars
let me drive an escavator

[normal reef]

Now i'll have to ask support in brainfart about dumbass stalker mods that finna break my game

[grizzled meadow]

@uncut obsidian what did you add

[uncut obsidian]

hUh

[slate crown]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[heady crow]

madirex isnt it like 7 or 8 there

[lusty sonnet]

d2?

[grizzled meadow]

Ah yes

The useless bot

[slate crown]

it is pretty fucking useless unless your goal is to spy on people

[slim osprey]

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qbEt_lSib4 @heady crow

[lusty sonnet]

i have other stuff for that :)

[stone blade]

[slate crown]

The Eye is watching

[uncut obsidian]

it isn't, actually

[normal reef]

Idk man, i suggest we ban @uncut obsidian

[heady crow]

fuck you

[uncut obsidian]

it can push people to be more active, I've said it in the uhh the admin room

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1039484766539485227/1040014192515751936/77DA2928-CF43-44CC-A5C5-6E1A5A67F2F8.gif

[wary flume]

The decomposing flesh of my victims

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1039484766539485227/1040014192515751936/77DA2928-CF43-44CC-A5C5-6E1A5A67F2F8.gif

[slate crown]

i thought i told you to stop using bz's CIA satellite to stare at my ass

[uncut obsidian]

im gonna take away your brainfart exile role

don't say that

[heady crow]

ahh its this one

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1039484766539485227/1040014192515751936/77DA2928-CF43-44CC-A5C5-6E1A5A67F2F8.gif

[slim osprey]

REAL!!!

[stone blade]

this time it's actually me

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRXLAeogv5U @stone blade

[normal reef]

Want to win 100k wasps tho

[lusty sonnet]

:'(

[slate crown]

and you wouldn't want a girl there? she's free bait

[stone blade]

hehehe funny song

[uncut obsidian]

fuck you my discord crashed right when you posted that

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

@placid sail ik ur busy but what does this translate into

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/282253186411266048/1027753965384892466/five_knights_when_they_re_at_freddys_idk_i_didnt_watch_the_movie.mp4

[slate crown]

paper sus

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-silly-place-holy-grail-gif-14462043

[normal reef]

remember what falco once said " sex 01/01"

[heady crow]

who will be faster

[slim osprey]

Amazing vid

[heady crow]

bz or madirex

[placid sail]

I implore you to share, I've been oinking [laughing] for three hours already

[slim osprey]

Understanding spanish makes it better

[heady crow]

ahahahahahhahahahahahah

man thats great

thanks alot bz

[slate crown]

bz is definitely more aerodynamic

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/282253186411266048/1026046664546467900/I_time-lapsed_myself_during_ab_workout.mp4

[placid sail]

because I made it all up

it's not a translation at all, I don't even speak Russian

[slate crown]

first you told me you're finnish

now this?

smh

[heady crow]

finnish?

the place doesent even exist

[stone blade]

what's finland

[slate crown]

i just had a #🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

imagine living in Finland lemao

[stone blade]

haha finland resident

[heady crow]

avg man from helsinki ^

[slate crown]

Kill him

and move onto the next

[abstract path]

Korru korrum

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/282253186411266048/1024804579893837946/unknown-57.png

[normal reef]

Why

[heady crow]

there has to be a risk involved in bait and switch

[normal reef]

I like this meme tho 8.8/10

[heady crow]

get bait and switched since theres no switch

bitch

[normal reef]

You got me 9/10

[stone blade]

ty

[stone blade]

ty

[normal reef]

Bogdanov it's been a while, good meme 7.7/10

[normal reef]

Relatable 8.2/10

[normal reef]

Balls and cats, two things i love 9.6/10

[slate crown]

me when

[normal reef]

Jerma keeping a straight face for more than 3 seconds is weird 7/10

[normal reef]

Totally me 9.8/10

[slate crown]

@normal reef artist who felloff annoying/10

[normal reef]

Nice cut, cute cat 8/10

[normal reef]

Totally me 10/10

[slate crown]

holy shit what a fade

you can even see his scalp 💀

[normal reef]

Best artist/ best artist

[slim osprey]

Both are good

[slim osprey]

I want a state mandated goth gf and a twink catboy bf

[slate crown]

im a state mandated househusband so got nothing to say about that

[heady crow]

im trying to be the one for you

[upbeat bobcat]

it's almost time bois

[normal reef]

Funny, good job 8.3/10

[normal reef]

Despair/10

[heady crow]

me and who

[normal reef]

Tarkov 2 gameplay leaked/10

[normal reef]

Totally me

[normal reef]

Relatable 9/10

[grizzled meadow]

I love this cat

[heady crow]

me too

[plucky void]

he not ugly

[grizzled meadow]

I CAN'T WAIT
FOR THE WEEKEND
TO
BEGIN

[heady crow]

its only wednesday

:(

[uncut obsidian]

i want a life

[heady crow]

i feel that

[slim osprey]

Get one

[uncut obsidian]

Buy one?

[slim osprey]

Or take one

[slim osprey]

Fuck my internet is horrendous

[heady crow]

take me cropol 🥺

[eager igloo]

Almost my girl

[slim osprey]

You are already late, all the goth bitches are in my DMs

[plucky void]

sorry bub, best I can do is tree fiddy

[slim osprey]

Bet

[slim osprey]

Real

The mask is goated

[slim osprey]

Watched it again a couple weeks back with my friends

[heady crow]

cropol you got some of those ghost edits?

[slim osprey]

I have two

[eager igloo]

Get ♻️

[slim osprey]

Same ones I have been posting

[heady crow]

nice

do post them

[slim osprey]

Bet

He's literally me

[heady crow]

hes just like me

[eager igloo]

Bleh, that would be hetero

[heady crow]

fuck

what am i joining the army for then

[slim osprey]

To become a murder machine

Just like Ghost

[heady crow]

why the fuck is the top one 18mb

[eager igloo]

Just don't

[heady crow]

call ups in 5 days

anlaki

[slim osprey]

1080p 60fps

[heady crow]

ah true

even more like me

[slim osprey]

Nah jk, Idk why

[heady crow]

ah

anlaki

[grizzled meadow]

Ah yes btw

Lost 30kg

[grizzled meadow]

💪

[heady crow]

FALCOO LESGOOO

did you take any progress pics??

[plucky void]

anorexia?

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[grizzled meadow]

I'm on a diet

[grizzled meadow]

No and I should have, that's true

[plucky void]

how big are you that losing 30kg is not a health concern

[heady crow]

ah ye would have been insane to see it

but im really happy for you falco

sexy bastard

[grizzled meadow]

Very big

Not "big" as the Discord moderator stereotype

[heady crow]

one step closer to a falco face reveal

[plucky void]

that's not big, that's YUUUUUUUUGE

[slim osprey]

Ping me when that happens

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah that's true

[plucky void]

but ye if you're big and you're thinning down, good job 🤝

[plucky void]

keep up the fight cause it never ends, tho

[grizzled meadow]

I was ||150kg||, all stuff taken with Covid after all

And I was already obese

[heady crow]

the bulk went too far

[grizzled meadow]

Covid did me dirty

[grizzled meadow]

Luckily I'm not THAT obese

I'm just fat

[uncut obsidian]

that's what she s-

[plucky void]

that's an honest oof, but let's focus on the good part that you're working on improving

[plucky void]

ROCK
AND
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

[grizzled meadow]

Always been fat/obese, never thin or anything

But I'm also tall

That's basically the excuse

[grizzled meadow]

I'm tall so it's not like I'm that fat

[heady crow]

if you dont mind me asking how tall exactly?

[grizzled meadow]

1.82m

[heady crow]

ah alright

[grizzled meadow]

I'm tall

[slim osprey]

Damn bro

[grizzled meadow]

It's basically all on the stomach and my legs

[slim osprey]

Can you give me some of those centimeters?

Spare height?

[heady crow]

dw cropol you got them somewhere else

[grizzled meadow]

Not legs, I need the english word

[heady crow]

thighs?

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[slim osprey]

You are right but like, I'm trying to be average height here

[heady crow]

ye i feel that. Im skinny fat with most of my weight on my stomach and legs

[grizzled meadow]

30 kg lost and I've started in February btw

[heady crow]

ya but short boys are cute and its way easier for you to fill out your frame with muscle

im glad im not any taller than 184

[slim osprey]

That is in fact true

Only three months into the gym and people are already telling me I look bigger

[heady crow]

ayo any progress pic enjoyers?

[slim osprey]

Sadly no

[heady crow]

ah sadge

[slim osprey]

Not confident enough just yet

[heady crow]

ye before i hit the gym i looked fat and anorexic at the same time

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-spare-some-change-beggar-gif-13086110

please sir spare some centimeters I'm poor, I'm sick, I'm hungry

[slim osprey]

Real

Bro I'm 165cm

[grizzled meadow]

Fucking real

[dreamy hornet]

He cant hear your begging from up there

[grizzled meadow]

Seriously I look at myself in the mirror and think "damn I clearly didn't lost a kg"

But the scale is built different

[heady crow]

falco stick to the program

[dreamy hornet]

Height really hides weight

[slim osprey]

I look at myself in the mirror and think "damn I would really fuck myself"

[dreamy hornet]

You should go do that

[grizzled meadow]

Good morning goddamn it
Stick to the fucking program

Send the video

[heady crow]

im tryna be just like you fr

[dreamy hornet]

Damn thats me fr

[heady crow]

damn...

[slim osprey]

You should try to be better than me

[heady crow]

well i cant be like you so ill be myself

[slim osprey]

REAL

Yeah, that's the good shit

[heady crow]

no way in hell i can get your great looks and style

[slim osprey]

It all comes down to just dressing however you want

[slim osprey]

Don't be afraid to try new things, no matter what people say

Bro I'm debating with myself

There's an image I want to post but it might be too much

[heady crow]

dms?

[slim osprey]

Alright

[dreamy hornet]

You dont even follow your own advice

[lusty sonnet]

No balls drop it here and delete it after 5 secs

[slim osprey]

Bet

[slim osprey]

Not even 5 secs

Fuck you I do what I want

[lusty sonnet]

I want the one on the right tho

[heady crow]

i want both

[slim osprey]

I could take both

[heady crow]

🤝

[eager igloo]

Damn

[eager igloo]

Ur a guy?

[heady crow]

wtf falco got out of the closet?

[slim osprey]

Yea

[heady crow]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA

THERES A YAKUZA VERSION TOO YES

[grizzled meadow]

I see 🤝
I 🤝

[lusty sonnet]

Falco reveal when?

[heady crow]

literially me

[eager igloo]

So my polar opposite, Im almost 180

[heady crow]

im 184

[slim osprey]

Why is everyone so god damn tall here

[grizzled meadow]

Manlet spotted

[heady crow]

bro below 185 isnt even tall

its tallish

[eager igloo]

Yea but Im a woman

[heady crow]

cool

[slim osprey]

You may have a height advantage over me, but your kneecaps don't

[heady crow]

ayo?

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow

[heady crow]

ah uh

hold up

'

i still miss him

[lusty sonnet]

Can have my kneecaps too, they are already fucked beyond recovery

[heady crow]

i agree with them

[slim osprey]

He's literally me

[heady crow]

it isnt even a joke anymore

[slim osprey]

Bro they fucked up the subtitles tho

It's "ahuevo" not "a huevo"

[hidden path]

who's begging for a bf here

[slim osprey]

Everyone

[hidden path]

Sad, I was gonna kill only one person

[slim osprey]

Come kill me first

[hidden path]

Will do

[slim osprey]

You'll find out why my country's crime rate is so high

[hidden path]

Cause you're a fiend

[slim osprey]

I'm a murderer

[hidden path]

stop stealing leeks

[slim osprey]

A killer

A schizo

[hidden path]

You fuckin hobbit

[slim osprey]

Domestic terrorist

[hidden path]

cute

me like

[heady crow]

me

[slim osprey]

Real

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/763053037332725790/1039993056423854120/candycrush_drones.mp4

[slim osprey]

Yes

If they put ads on the sky

I'm becoming a domestic terrorist

[hidden path]

Ecoterrorism

was waiting for that

also my cat is snoring

[fading shuttle]

i love yogurt cap

https://tenor.com/view/yogurt-cap-klee-genshin-impact-klee-genshin-impact-genshin-gif-24436358

[light charm]

;-;

[heady crow]

@slim osprey hes just like me

[slim osprey]

Real

Literally me

[heady crow]

quite

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/839452469477769236/1020086686337744958/redditsave.com_femboy_hooters_rule-s5py9fg4d0o91.mp4

[fading shuttle]

indeed

[heady crow]

nvm changing my tickets to america

https://tenor.com/view/i-got-to-america-borat-subsequent-moviefilm-borat-i-go-to-america-im-going-to-america-gif-18651197

[slim osprey]

No no

You should come to my house ;)

[fading shuttle]

femboys with a New york accent?

[heady crow]

only if you get the full femboy hooters getup

[slim osprey]

Okay I don't have the money for that sadly

[heady crow]

now which one of us will wear it needs discussing

ah

[slim osprey]

Kinty

[heady crow]

:)

[hushed marsh]

[slim osprey]

Moon

[hushed marsh]

Yea?

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[slim osprey]

Good timing lol

[hushed marsh]

Oh hey hi

[slim osprey]

Hi

[heady crow]

heyy

[hushed marsh]

Whats up, whats new

[slim osprey]

The sky is up

The news is Falco lost 30kg

[hushed marsh]

Did he lose a limb?

[slim osprey]

No, just a good diet

Bro making progress

[hushed marsh]

30kg since when

[slim osprey]

Uhhhhhh, February I think

[hushed marsh]

Oh fair enough

I dont know what a good weight is, since Im not sure how tall he is

[slim osprey]

180~cm

[hushed marsh]

Oh right on then

[slim osprey]

Bro so tall

Why he gotta be so tall? To dominate men more easily?

[hushed marsh]

Probably

[slim osprey]

Good for him, good for him

Being gay) is okay

[hushed marsh]

Idk what my plan being here is, Im super high and my brain is freaking out trying to hold a normal conversation

[slim osprey]

[drifting lake]

more like failed men

[slim osprey]

Want some cats?

[hushed marsh]

Oo please?

[slim osprey]

Damn even saying please and all

Okay give me sec

Angy cat

[hushed marsh]

[drifting lake]

this is fine... but scottish folds tho

best kot

[slim osprey]

One of my favorite vids

[slim osprey]

DAMNN THAT CAT HAS STYLE

[heady crow]

[slim osprey]

The blinker

[hushed marsh]

Here is my favourite video

[heady crow]

thank you for sending your favourite video

[slim osprey]

Epic shot

[heady crow]

i will repost that later

[slim osprey]

Not me tho, I don't get dominated

[fading shuttle]

https://fxtwitter.com/ShitpostGate/status/1589704394584752128

[heady crow]

wish youd dominate me fr

[slim osprey]

🫵 🏳️‍🌈

[slim osprey]

@heady crow

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/death-stare-black-snake-moan-samuel-l-jackson-shocked-wide-eye-gif-14648637

[plucky void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/868091047224442980/1040034963166343289/a9qYGeL_460sv.mp4

[drifting lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763053037332725790/1039541199956103238/567d9b4da5ded6dc.mp4

[slim osprey]

Maybe I do have a mental disorder

[hushed marsh]

You guys want a vibe

Ive got one for you

[slim osprey]

It doesn't matter, the voices say I'm a sigma

[drifting lake]

pfp checks out

[slim osprey]

Literally me

Nice music tho

[hushed marsh]

this is me after smoking that vvild vvizard vveed

[slim osprey]

I've never smoked, how does it feel like?

[hushed marsh]

p good

sometimes you feel like this though

[slim osprey]

LITERALLY ME

[slim osprey]

Wiggly snake

[hushed marsh]

idk what the word for this sound is

but I love it the like

wiggling a piece of sheet metal

[slim osprey]

Ye

uauauauauauauauauauauauaua

[abstract path]

Man

[slim osprey]

@hushed marsh

[abstract path]

Ah

[slim osprey]

That

[abstract path]

Noita boss fucked me over

[slim osprey]

That image broke me

[abstract path]

Also learned heikko prolly means weak or lesser

Idk

[hushed marsh]

Im running out of material though

[abstract path]

Weed?

[hushed marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334559751243300874/1034350617520521296/video0.mp4

[drifting lake]

unfunny people when asked to say anything other than "literally me"

[hushed marsh]

No I mean like things to say

[abstract path]

How about you go get some spigola

[hushed marsh]

I wish, I have some fish downstairs, but I dont think its bass

[abstract path]

https://tenor.com/view/bass-kitty-cat-playing-bass-pet-gif-17601567

Damn bro, you be eating cords

[hushed marsh]

you know it

[hushed marsh]

Fuck

Now Im just hungry

[hushed marsh]

I saw the egg and noodles

damn its over for me

[slim osprey]

Damn

😔

I'm about to pull out argentinian food to make you hungrier

[hushed marsh]

Argentinian food = red bell pepper?

[slim osprey]

No

[slim osprey]

Argentinian food = the best sweets you could eat

[hushed marsh]

Good, I mean, I dont mind bell peppers but peppers need some spice right?

Bell peppers are so like, neutral, and boring

[slim osprey]

This is peak sweet food

[hushed marsh]

Oo pastries

[slim osprey]

That with mate

Literal heaven

[hushed marsh]

yerba-maté ive had it quite a few times

its great

[slim osprey]

:0

You

You need to be my friend

Right now

You have

No idea

[hushed marsh]

I thought we already were?

[slim osprey]

Yeah you're right

[hushed marsh]

[slim osprey]

Okay we need to be good friends

Anyone that likes mate is a good friend

[hushed marsh]

Im a large fan of tea, and I know that some people will not call it tea, even though its you know

[slim osprey]

It's similar

[hushed marsh]

Leaves of a plant steeped in water

Its close enough

[slim osprey]

It's the easiest way to describe it

Especially for people that have 0 idea what it is

🧉 🇦🇷

[hushed marsh]

Ive heard its actually from Paraguay, but more like Paragay am I right?

[slim osprey]

Yeah

Fuck you Paraguay

Fuck you Uruguay

Mate is from Argentina

Just like dulce de leche

Arroz con leche

And all the good shit we eat

[hushed marsh]

Funny enough it was the

Jesuits who made it popular outside of the area in the first place

you know when all the colonizing happened

[slim osprey]

Yeah

[hushed marsh]

Regret

[slim osprey]

Mate is such an argentinian thing

If I ever leave this country, I'm gonna miss it

[hushed marsh]

You wont have to, its popular everywhere now

[slim osprey]

Real?

[hushed marsh]

Its like Matcha, which become popular outside of Japan

or East Asia generally

[wind forum]

Croatian army on march!!!

[slim osprey]

God damn

[hushed marsh]

China mostly

[wind forum]

Wait i didnt post the video

[slim osprey]

I gotta tell my friends to go buy mate then

They need to experience it

[wind forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/671470027467259940/1039977870136717322/ssstik.io_1668020054308.mp4

[hushed marsh]

You can get it somewhere, its not like everywhere

But you can usually just buy it on the internet now

[slim osprey]

Forcing my friends to buy some rn

[hushed marsh]

Along with one of the

Cups

[slim osprey]

Yea

Those are also called mate

[hushed marsh]

Calabaza?

[slim osprey]

No that's pumpkin

[hushed marsh]

No the name it comes from

A gourd, like a pumpkin

thats where the cups originate

[slim osprey]

What

[hushed marsh]

Yeah

[slim osprey]

No

I don't understand what you mean

[hushed marsh]

Oh so the Mate cups

the Indigenous South Americans used

Cured Gourds as cups for the drink

[slim osprey]

Ahh

How the fuck you know all this?

[hushed marsh]

I know a lot of things

[slim osprey]

Some argentinian in your family?

[hushed marsh]

Nope, I am fully French

[slim osprey]

[hushed marsh]

I just like to collect knowledge

[slim osprey]

Okay

I guess I can have a french friend

[hushed marsh]

Dont worry Im diet French, its not as bad

It still sucks but

[slim osprey]

Okay okay good

You know about mate tho

[hushed marsh]

Of course I do, its lovely

[slim osprey]

I will treat you as an equal

🤝

First person outside of this shithole that knows about mate

Somehow that makes me happy

[hushed marsh]

So yeah sorry to confuse you calling it calabaza

[slim osprey]

It's okay

I get confused all the time anyways

[hushed marsh]

Same

[slim osprey]

I am simply not thinking most of the time

Which leads to me not understanding shit

[hushed marsh]

Its fine, I usually dedicate my brain cells to not failing Uni

Usually takes up all of them

[slim osprey]

I failed on that too

Dropped out of uni cause I want a job

[hushed marsh]

The job I want requires Uni so in it I stay

But Im not gonna be one of those pricks who talks down to people who didnt

didnt go through Uni

[slim osprey]

Fair

I want a job cause I know for a fact I won't be able to stand 6 years of uni before I even get a chance to leave this country

[hushed marsh]

Im looking at 8-10 then Residency

[slim osprey]

What you studying?

[hushed marsh]

Medicine!

Wee

[slim osprey]

Epic

Hard work too

[hushed marsh]

Very, I wouldnt have it any other way

[slim osprey]

I was studying to be a psychologist

[wind forum]

Study my nuts

[slim osprey]

Okay

[hushed marsh]

ayo?

[slim osprey]

Pay mf

I don't do that shit for free

[wind forum]

Ohhh i was joking! You are gae!

[slim osprey]

Yea I am gay)

I don't hide it

[wind forum]

Damn..

You know what this means

[hushed marsh]

I dont

Tell me

[uncut obsidian]

you're also slavic

[glad carbon]

He's polish now

[uncut obsidian]

only slavics add ) at the end of their messages))

[slim osprey]

No no

I add ) so the bot doesn't delete my message

[uncut obsidian]

Huh

Aw

((

[uncut obsidian]

gay

[hushed marsh]

I am a homo doesnt get deleted though

[uncut obsidian]

[slim osprey]

Yeah

Home of sexual is still allowed

But I like gay) more

[onyx birch]

He’s in Spain without the A

[hushed marsh]

Sounds like a fog horn

[slim osprey]

God I wish that were me

[heady crow]

physique goals

ill go the easier route of looking like an absolute sickcunt tho

[slim osprey]

Real

[hushed marsh]

are you australian now

[slim osprey]

I just want to reach the peak of my physique while still maintaining my "twink" look

[hushed marsh]

my physique and appearance has always been girl you meet in a library, so Im thriving

[heady crow]

ay that would be a really great look

[heady crow]

reminds me of my crush

[slim osprey]

Boutta be your crush fr

[heady crow]

real (fake 😔 )

[slim osprey]

Nerdy girl???

[heady crow]

what if you already are? 😳

[slim osprey]

[heady crow]

dont tell me you got those big round eyeglasses?

[hushed marsh]

uh..

m-maybe

[slim osprey]

Glasses are sorta cute tho

[heady crow]

very much so

[slim osprey]

On some people they can look too

Fuck

[hushed marsh]

I do have the big round ones

[slim osprey]

Brain aneurism

On some people glasses look hot too

[heady crow]

brainfart is the channels name actually

[slim osprey]

Now I wanna see

[heady crow]

ayo glasses reveal?

mine seem to be missing as of the moment

[slim osprey]

I have to use glasses

But I don't

Cause I'm too cool

[heady crow]

i am legally bound to wear glasses while driving

[slim osprey]

Damn

[heady crow]

idk they could look cute on you

hard to try out styles there tho id imagine

[slim osprey]

Idk

I feel like hair would get in the way a lot

[hushed marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/460239204056563716/1000253534324932729/cat_knocked_down.mp4

[slim osprey]

That vid always makes me happy for some reason

[heady crow]

iirc you two have same sort of hair (maybe idfk). Could work very well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mNPx_15BiU

[heady crow]

me

[slim osprey]

Similar hair, ye

[heady crow]

indomitable human spirit W type of beat

[slim osprey]

My curls are much more pronounced tho

[slim osprey]

I be looking like fucking Sr Pelo

[heady crow]

fuck you for making that connection within my brain

[slim osprey]

[hushed marsh]

Ruined for him

[slim osprey]

Sr Pelo is literally me

Speak spanish ✅
Round hair ✅
Loud ✅

[hushed marsh]

Okay so do you guys ever get reccomended these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm5YwHQKrcw

[slim osprey]

Ye

[heady crow]

ye

[hushed marsh]

its like a song, with some sort of idea usually involving a gunfight

[slim osprey]

I do get vids recommended

[hushed marsh]

and they always have great audio mixing

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIV8LiFupQA

always get this one

[slim osprey]

https://youtu.be/ZYepB5ppEWM

I get this one

[hushed marsh]

YES

[slim osprey]

This one too

[hushed marsh]

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET THAT ONE

[slim osprey]

Real

You are literally me

[heady crow]

real

[hushed marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlxCxQhmtFY

this one is great, with all the warning alerts

[slim osprey]

Never heard that one

[hushed marsh]

and all the radio chatter

its a great one

[slim osprey]

Good shit

Wish I could die in some meaningless war

[plucky void]

there's one particularly meaningless war going on right now you could go die in 👀

[slim osprey]

Yes I know

[wind forum]

Ill buy you a 1 way ticket

Ong

[slim osprey]

Some dudes from my country already went there

[hushed marsh]

I was avoiding making that connection on purpose

[slim osprey]

Ngl

I'd take the chance

Leave argentina and be left in Europe in case I survive

Good deal to me