🎪bruh-fart

[slate crown]

now it's in the negatives

[wide bough]

From 0 to -60

[oblique hearth]

Im not giving a filthy fat sweaty moderator a satisfaction of banning me

[hushed marsh]

Actual black hole of shit

[wide bough]

Shit ain’t even room temp it’s sub-zero

[grave field]

Unlucky

[hushed marsh]

Here comes Pavel from Serbia, posting a meme about nazis, into the black hole it goes

never to be thought of again

[uncut obsidian]

im taking away your brainfart exile role

[grave field]

Rest in peace pavel from serbia

[slate crown]

dank move

[uncut obsidian]

you lost your brainfart exile privileges

[grave field]

Oh nooo

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-rapper-raper-angry-anger-gif-17002797

[grave field]

Tragic

[uncut obsidian]

im gonna do the funni

[hushed marsh]

Ive got a really good sense of direction, is it ancient instinct? sweet

[wide bough]

How long until they forget this server exists

[oblique hearth]

using google gps is already following your instincts

[grave field]

Not long

[oblique hearth]

you will go literally into the forest

[grave field]

Most of them will quit cuz theyre cazuls

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-kermit-darth-kermit-gif-25450285

[uncut obsidian]

ok

[slate crown]

there goes my hero

[uncut obsidian]

well rip

he's a newcomer now

[slate crown]

truly a fate worse than death

[grave field]

Lmao

[uncut obsidian]

let's guess how much it'll take for him to realise that he can remove the role manually

[slim osprey]

LMAO

[grave field]

The power abuse is real

Defund the police

[wide bough]

[slim osprey]

Madirex best mod

[uncut obsidian]

i love mod aboos

[grave field]

Me too

[slate crown]

im sorry @oblique hearth I can't associate myself with you any longer

[grave field]

Abuse me please

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-admin-discord-mod-gif-23706445

[uncut obsidian]

he asked

[wide bough]

https://tenor.com/view/feminist-admin-admin-abuse-rage-gif-13883886

[uncut obsidian]

@oblique hearth are you having fun?

[oblique hearth]

of course

[uncut obsidian]

oh ok

[oblique hearth]

already cummed twice

[slate crown]

@uncut obsidian what the hell, I'll take the brainfart exile role too

[grave field]

Mmmmm

Feels good

[oblique hearth]

what does it even do

[uncut obsidian]

you can remove the role manually btw

but to find out how you'll need to read the newcomer channels

[uncut obsidian]

you can only talk in #🎪bruh-fart with it

[slate crown]

can't communicate in any other channels other than brainfart

[grave field]

For a second i thought that turtle didnt work and in exiled forever

[oblique hearth]

give me that

thx

[grave field]

Lmao

[uncut obsidian]

brainfart brothers

[slate crown]

im already a resident here so it'll just solidify my position

siiick

[grave field]

Id ask for it too but i need general ru

[oblique hearth]

same

[wide bough]

Check my entire message history, I’ve never talked anywhere but here

[slim osprey]

I would ask for the role too, but I dislike that color

[wide bough]

Well besides 3 screenshots

[uncut obsidian]

Brainfart King role when

[grave field]

Puke color

[slate crown]

that's falco

[oblique hearth]

seems about right

[grave field]

Tho its a nice color ngl

[oblique hearth]

pink is power

[slate crown]

fr

[oblique hearth]

I even have the emote

[slate crown]

we are above the commoners

[oblique hearth]

true fr

[grave field]

Man am i envious now

[grave field]

Is there a soft pink role

We need a soft pink role

Best color

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860678105467191308/1039941346254917752/unknown.png

[red sand]

https://tenor.com/view/manly-alpha-male-man-guy-gif-21718766

[wide bough]

Is there a rock hard pink role

[grave field]

Lmfao

[gaunt trout]

biden moment

[grave field]

It's like one time bob odenkirk liked feet from feet account on Instagram

And was following that acc

[oblique hearth]

I remember Barack Obama liked the Gae Men Couple profile

[slate crown]

finally im in character

[grave field]

Bob odenkirk is the guy who played Saul Goodman

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-thin-air-handshake-joe-biden-gif-25975408

[grave field]

Lmao

[slate crown]

president of america ladies and gentlemen

[grave field]

Classic

[oblique hearth]

how the fuck is he a president

[grave field]

AMERIKAAAA

[uncut obsidian]

give it a month to gather more info

and it'll show the real king

[slate crown]

lmao

[oblique hearth]

damn

Im a god

[uncut obsidian]

the bot got added like 5 hours ago

[grave field]

Ur a demigod

[slate crown]

how tf am i top

[oblique hearth]

and we are already in a top

[oblique hearth]

I challenge you to a war

[grave field]

@slate crown top and @oblique hearth bottom

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-aware-twitch-forsen-emote-gif-25354609

[grave field]

😳

[slim osprey]

Real

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/floppy-floppa-gif-21921987

[wide bough]

The 41 real users

[slate crown]

as it was always meant to be

[wide bough]

Everyone else is a dead member

[oblique hearth]

I will literally make a macro to post memes

[grave field]

Cheating

[wide bough]

Bro really using TAS

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/907804235540885518/1039951133742993408/aspie_spin.gif

[slim osprey]

Ban his ass

[midnight tree]

less goooo

shitpost time

[midnight tree]

wait hole up

we got a fuckin 1984 bot now?

[slate crown]

what kinda FBI CIA bullshit is this

[wide bough]

Literally what

[slate crown]

im on a watchlist

[midnight tree]

this is literally 1984

[uncut obsidian]

WAIT LMAO

WAIT

WAI TAWAIT

[slim osprey]

Moderators are spying on us

[wide bough]

Every #🎪bruh-fart regular is being actively monitored

[slim osprey]

Kill all moderators

Mods are feds now

[grave field]

CIA DID THIS CIA DID THIS

[uncut obsidian]

AHAHAHAHAH

[slate crown]

it's @placid sail's wife

[uncut obsidian]

[slate crown]

she's the fed that infiltrated us

[grave field]

Lmao

Yeah that fits

[wide bough]

[uncut obsidian]

or should i name it The Big Brother

[drowsy oxide]

Za Monolith Fever Dream daily listening regiment

Credit The King of Rats - YouTube

[midnight tree]

you devious little schemer

[grave field]

Make it a custom status

[midnight tree]

i will scratch extra loudly in your walls tonight

[grave field]

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU

[oblique hearth]

slava monolita

[uncut obsidian]

can't do that

[oblique hearth]

literally me

[grave field]

Hot

[slim osprey]

Bruh

[oblique hearth]

I would love to be hold by knight mommy

[slim osprey]

Artist is @steel walrusNonnam on twitter

BRUH

[wide bough]

I must now tend to the farm with my dad

[uncut obsidian]

👁️

[slim osprey]

Pinged a mf that had nothing to do with the convo

[wide bough]

Cya brainfart

[oblique hearth]

those times have ended brother

[grave field]

Literally this server

[slate crown]

it's 4am babe, time for your daily worshipping of ROCK

[oblique hearth]

mf went to pick cotton

[grave field]

OH NO

THE EYE

[slate crown]

it's always watching

[wide bough]

Ok gotta come back jus for a second to say this is the funniest brainfart meme since that 2kb “literally me” video

[oblique hearth]

wtf are you doing you broke it

[uncut obsidian]

huh

[uncut obsidian]

it's fine

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1039916065494413352/CSPerfectShot.mp4 @slate crown

[drowsy oxide]

Phonk was made by monolithians. Change my mind

[oblique hearth]

mf lost his forehead

[midnight tree]

the squirrels don't know my full illegal name

[oblique hearth]

how about your ip adress

[midnight tree]

i never pee

[uncut obsidian]

but he's asking for his pee

[slate crown]

enjoy pissing stones

[red sand]

maybe he does

[slate crown]

you ain't gon catch me with kidney stones, that's all im sayin

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/551522150822051872/837365691506098176/2f410d4d204360219c4f3497f92398ba0a5fdb06e6cae2b6bb024804a4580762_1.gif.gif

[midnight tree]

bouta act up

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/nft-nft-users-when-nikocado-avocado-just-a-white-cat-gif-23986509

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/quirky-clown-bread-join-voice-call-vc-gif-18971280

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-nose-cryonic-daftered-blitzy-gif-24185121

[hidden patio]

Nah. No reply expected. Just figured I'd bring you in on the fun

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969092108529070090/1039547672308224061/MemeFeedBot.gif

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/normal-pills-dream-dreamwastaken-minecraft-me-at-gif-21926460

3:38

[slim osprey]

So what was the fun about?

Saw something about kicking Falco off iirc

Or replacing him idk

[hidden patio]

Over throwing Falco and placing @heady crow on the brainfart throne

[slim osprey]

Yeah go for it lol

[undone wave]

Normal pills letting me function as a regular human being

[slim osprey]

I'm on the side of chaos

[uncut obsidian]

brainfart lore

when a shitpost channel has more character to it than any other channels in a stalker related discord server

[stone blade]

@slim osprey what do I need to do to get 100%?

[slim osprey]

Idk

[stone blade]

nice

[dreamy hornet]

A car

[stone blade]

🤝

[lusty sonnet]

We even have an excel with lore

[slim osprey]

Where is the excel with lore?

[lusty sonnet]

In the pins at the bottom

[stone blade]

in pinned

[slim osprey]

🤝

[stone blade]

da

[undone wave]

#🎪bruh-fart lore keeper

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-literally-me-brain-literally-this-is-this-gif-25638877

[midnight tree]

i feel relived i am not on the excel sheet

[slim osprey]

I want to be on the excel sheet

[stone blade]

I literally did everything and the game is not giving me my 100%

?

[midnight tree]

skill issue

[stone blade]

ye

[midnight tree]

should've prayed more tbh

[stone blade]

[midnight tree]

da hecto

[lusty sonnet]

D2

[slate crown]

alright im coming home rn

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908753044416655443/1039890092317212692/VID_20221109_151130_280.mp4

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-sad-so-good-gif-12199132

[slate crown]

same man, same

[lusty sonnet]

Am not

[plucky void]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkiA4j2o0aL/

[heady crow]

i leave for 3 minutes and half of the people here are brainfart jailed

[abstract path]

Uh

Not me

[uncut obsidian]

also i nuked #bugs-ru

it's no more

[uncut obsidian]

well they asked it

[heady crow]

ah right

[abstract path]

Why

[uncut obsidian]

useless

nobody was using it for bugs

[abstract path]

Lmao

Rip

Also i think imma just fuckin

Get out of this house maybe

[uncut obsidian]

hUh

[hidden patio]

@heady crow my king, I pay my tax

[slate crown]

you gotta stop this mixed signals shit man, i much prefer you guilt tripping me over this

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-acceptable-gus-fring-acceptable-better-call-saul-acceptable-gif-25806361

what events transpired this time to lead to the taking of the picture

[placid sail]

she asked me to send you this

[slim osprey]

@grizzled meadow

[hidden patio]

Oh he just wanted to hang out basically XD

[slate crown]

tell her i still got the 12kgs of cocaine in my ass

[red sand]

oh, thats why, the bag ripped

[slate crown]

just scrape it off, you'll be fine

[heady crow]

can you give me my stats?

[uncut obsidian]

it'll only show stats from 6h and til now

[slate crown]

||also am veri happi you two are still together||

[heady crow]

ah

[uncut obsidian]

since it was added 6h ago

[heady crow]

anlaki

[uncut obsidian]

wait 1 month and it'll get more info

https://tenor.com/view/normal-pills-dream-dreamwastaken-minecraft-me-at-gif-21926460

aaaaaaaaa

4am

[heady crow]

surpised i got 30k messages already

[lusty sonnet]

Is ok, i know you dont want to queue with me :(

[slate crown]

much better

[heady crow]

you living in vladivostok or what

[uncut obsidian]

close

Khabarovsk

[lusty sonnet]

How's the fed doing tho? 👀

[lusty sonnet]

Not for me

[heady crow]

oh damn i was close

life must be pretty mundane there

[uncut obsidian]

[lusty sonnet]

I'll go back to playing R6 then :)

[placid sail]

it's all nice, I'm CIA now

[lusty sonnet]

Congrats congrats

[placid sail]

господи, привет с другого конца планеты

[lusty sonnet]

Cumming In Action

Proud of our Bz

[uncut obsidian]

qq

[abstract path]

Busy got wife? Hell yeah

[red sand]

be careful hes CIA

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/frodo-secrets-keep-your-secrets-gif-13114821

anyways bz whats up. You still busy?

[slate crown]

stop using your satellites to stare at my ass

[stone blade]

@slim osprey freeroam rush is the dumbest thing ever to exist in a ranked match

its borderline retarded

[placid sail]

don't worry about it, just quickly sent him the codes for the enemies of the regime in brainfart, nothing horrible

[slim osprey]

I have no idea what that is, it's not in FH5

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-no-no-no-no-rajabets-rajagif-gif-22769322

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cia-agent-ciaagent-gif-25809460

[heady crow]

inb4 madirex is a sleeper agent and you just muttered the right sentence to wake him

@slim osprey

[slim osprey]

Real

[placid sail]

this day is a horror movie about my ass being ravaged by different home accessories for the sake of moneymaking

so I'd say business as usual

[uncut obsidian]

4:07am

[slim osprey]

Ay pay for a plane ticket and I'll give you snuggles

[heady crow]

20.08

[heady crow]

business as usual

just another day at the office

[lusty sonnet]

19:20

[uncut obsidian]

24h time

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-the-rings-gandalf-dont-tempt-me-gif-18418543

[slim osprey]

I will tempt you

[midnight tree]

same

[red sand]

yay, lets start a snuggleparty @heady crow is paying the trip

[heady crow]

ngl i could just go by cruiseship to oslo to cuddle with dip

[midnight tree]

aight bet

i'm free the rest of the week bro

let's fuckin go

[heady crow]

lesgo

unironically yes if i was in turku rn

could leave in a few hours

[midnight tree]

i'd unironically meet up

[midnight tree]

i could show you all the things in oslo

which i don't know what are

by which i mean we could wander the city until we get stabbed

[uncut obsidian]

https://\cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/770515538736447518/1039871249133867029/meme-the-rock.gif
https://\cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/770515538736447518/1039871249133867029/meme-the-rock.gif
https://\\cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/770515538736447518/1039871249133867029/meme-the-rock.gif
https://\\cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/770515538736447518/1039871249133867029/meme-the-rock.gif

[slim osprey]

Yes I'm homosexual

[red sand]

im not, but a little snuggle-up wouldnt hurt

[slim osprey]

Real

No need to be gay) to cuddle with the homies

[midnight tree]

frfr

[uncut obsidian]

but what if im a homosapiens

[midnight tree]

i'm willing to meet just about anybody

[slim osprey]

[midnight tree]

a fren in need is a fren indeed

[uncut obsidian]

a hole is a h-

[lusty sonnet]

I wanna meet Pango, vietnamese food time

[midnight tree]

mmmmmm

agent orange

[slim osprey]

Real

[midnight tree]

every home is a hole

[slim osprey]

The advantage is men don't get pregnant

[uncut obsidian]

women also don't if you... uhh...

if you do the hole thingy

[slim osprey]

[midnight tree]

the advantage is that men understand the gnawing loneliness that plagues this forsaken society

which make for better snuggles

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1039939493786038342/1667689617115828.webm

[uncut obsidian]

fuck im barely staying awake

ok thats it im gone

[lusty sonnet]

Gngn

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/normal-pills-dream-dreamwastaken-minecraft-me-at-gif-21926460

[midnight tree]

i wanna get a band together to play old timey shit like this

it would be fucking rad

but them instruments would be expensive as fuck and i have no friends

[hidden path]

beer time

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/988915832459493477/1026117904535662692/Y2Mate.is_-_Memes_from_Internet-6T1FUxR9cb0-720p-1654819979753_1.mp4

[stone blade]

@slim osprey mosler is a weird car in F4
it has kinda shitty grip and cornerning on low speeds but on high speeds it corners likea motherfucker

its one of the best cornering cars i've seen

[slim osprey]

Never used it, but I heard it's quite good

[stone blade]

I've also never used it lol

I have not tuned it

but still

high speed grip and cornering is

like

[meager maple]

🤖 🔫

[stone blade]

12/10

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1039953633116168363/rockandstone.mp4

https://tenor.com/view/reari-dog-barking-koreaboomina-bblmina-gif-24010279

[hushed marsh]

la creatura

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/426913209602146315/1039791842952233070/CBD559B2-A8B7-411B-AAC9-4A46EE47FE55.gif

[dreamy hornet]

Nose goes

[hushed marsh]

👃 👈

[midnight tree]

don't make fun of me

haven't i suffered enough

[raw dirge]

first thing i see, what an excellent channel

[dreamy hornet]

I would say you stink but that would be ablist huh

[hushed marsh]

To who? Smash players?

[dreamy hornet]

Why you asking me
Nosy

[hushed marsh]

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQBZIpGo-iw

[midnight tree]

infernoplus really deserves more praise for the crazy shit he constantly makes for everyone to enjoy

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-eggcat-gif-25127046

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/enemy-gif-25591736

[slim osprey]

You're welcome

[raw dirge]

burunya

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-arc-nya-yellow6182-gif-24843241

[hidden path]

I hope she comes at my house and kills me

[hushed marsh]

she's selling girl scout cookies

[slim osprey]

I hope she comes to my house so I can kill her

[hidden path]

My cat relaly wants to get under my covers, do I let him or not

[hushed marsh]

Yes

Let him in

[slim osprey]

Let him

[hidden path]

he's so warm

fuck you guys

[midnight tree]

let me in

[hushed marsh]

Good ending

[midnight tree]

good ending (he let me in)

[hidden path]

I don't know why he loves sitting under my legs so much

[hushed marsh]

You let the cat in, he is very warm, Ending 1 of 2

[midnight tree]

my dog likes sitting down and leaning against my legs

[midnight tree]

cool

[hushed marsh]

my dog likes when you hold her like a baby

[hidden path]

feet reveal

[midnight tree]

your feet are pitch black

[hidden path]

Yes

[hushed marsh]

i feel like I need to turn the brightness on my monitor up

[slate crown]

that's one fucked up looking dog

[slim osprey]

I can not see the image

It's all just black

[hidden path]

[hushed marsh]

[hidden path]

you're just supposed to see the two eyes

[slim osprey]

I see a tiny dot in the middle

[midnight tree]

i cant

[hushed marsh]

You've just made me need to clean my monitor

its got smudges on it

[hidden path]

Lmao

stinky

[midnight tree]

turn the flash on

ruin his sleep

[slim osprey]

Noo

[hidden path]

No

[hushed marsh]

flashbang

[hidden path]

you'd see my feet

[midnight tree]

😳

[slim osprey]

Just censor the feet

[lusty sonnet]

[hushed marsh]

thats his goal

dont let in

[midnight tree]

nooo don't post your feet

[hushed marsh]

BABY

[hidden path]

there

[midnight tree]

okay this is epic

[hushed marsh]

in the blanket cave

[hidden path]

can't even see any of my skin

[midnight tree]

just take off your skin

life hack

[slim osprey]

He's just void

I love him

I want a black cat

[hushed marsh]

black cats are lovely

[hidden path]

I can't fucking extend mt legs now

[hushed marsh]

its a shame some people are retarded and believe superstition so much they kill random black cats

[slim osprey]

I want to adopt one

But I don't have enough space

[hidden path]

get 2 cats

they're much happier like that

[midnight tree]

i have a black dog

[placid sail]

three aggregate states of a person in brainfart

[hidden path]

also it's not a choice

[hushed marsh]

Like ferrets, you have to get two

[hidden path]

get two cats

[slate crown]

sorry, god made me allergic to pussy

[hidden path]

get sphinxes

[slate crown]

and my 1 cat prefers to be alone

[slim osprey]

I am 100% the schizo one

[hushed marsh]

you are

its in the screenshot

[abstract path]

There are 5

[hidden path]

I'm normal

I'm just waiting for ecoterrorism to start

[slim osprey]

Not enough space for 1 cat even less for 2

[slate crown]

im gae

[slim osprey]

I'm gonna cry

[slim osprey]

Big brain

[abstract path]

I hope she can come to my house so i can send her away

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/826016302530953246/1039899024444108891/2c29bcb9858e2796.jpg

[hushed marsh]

megamind

[slim osprey]

I'm like one of those animals that don't recognize themselves in the mirror

[hidden path]

me

[midnight tree]

no, ME

[hushed marsh]

I unironically, like I know its me in the mirror, but it doesnt feel like me

[slate crown]

wish i had my own void though

seems pretty fun

[hushed marsh]

I dont like it, seeing my own reflection is uncomfortable

[slim osprey]

Shit I'm sorry for you

[placid sail]

having a black cat is horrible

[hidden path]

I'm going to kill you

[hushed marsh]

PLease do

[placid sail]

at first, every shadow suddenly pounces at you, because you don't recognise him yet

[hushed marsh]

Im tired of his ass

[slate crown]

yea every one of them died on my gfs side

[placid sail]

and then, you are afraid of every shadow

[midnight tree]

Look at this little lady sniffing flowers

[placid sail]

even when you're not at home with the cat anymore

[slate crown]

now we just have my 1 cat

[hidden path]

Pretty dog

[hushed marsh]

you are afraid of everything black

[abstract path]

Uhhhhh
I feel called out

[placid sail]

you see a black spot with your side sight and your brain automatically goes "cat"

[hidden path]

Yeah

that's the good stuff

[slate crown]

long and black

[hidden path]

when everything is cats, life is good

[hushed marsh]

😳

[slim osprey]

Racist Moon

[midnight tree]

my dogs bed is also black so i have to go actually pet the bed to check if she is there or not

[slate crown]

yea I'd do that too

[hushed marsh]

Im a little quirky, tehee, Im not like other girls

[abstract path]

Did yall know you can also tell a light pendant to go fuck itself

Lol

Would be rude ho

[midnight tree]

what

[hushed marsh]

what

[red sand]

what

[slate crown]

what

[hushed marsh]

dude's talking about like elden ring items

[slim osprey]

What

[abstract path]

Yall would never undderstand what i mean

Lol

[slim osprey]

Que?

[hushed marsh]

I dont think anyone would

[slim osprey]

Wait no

¿Qué?

[slate crown]

it's not like thats easy in the first place💀

[abstract path]

My friends do

[hidden path]

Qwé

[hushed marsh]

you have friends?!

[abstract path]

True

[slim osprey]

Are they real?

[abstract path]

Yes, indeed

[slate crown]

they're the alts

[slim osprey]

The voices

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-cat-mad-going-insane-going-crazy-gif-24274574

[red sand]

i like those voices, theyre comforting me

[midnight tree]

i'm such a quirky girl tbh i'm like that makima lady from chainsaw man

[hidden path]

The voices but all they tell me to do is eat, drink and sleep

[slate crown]

mf changing flavors every month

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/despierta-ya-gif-24011402

[abstract path]

Atleast i ain't on the internet daily

xddd

[hidden path]

Shoutout to the creator of chainsawman that had to tell people to stop barking

[slim osprey]

So many alt accounts, you think one of them has the age set above 18?

[placid sail]

lmao I love gifs with sound

[slate crown]

better than having voices in your head

[slate crown]

shit

[abstract path]

Better then having to live where ivan lives

[slate crown]

true

that's a point and a half right there

[slim osprey]

Angry cat for the cat likers

[slate crown]

no offense ivan

[abstract path]

Lmao

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/no-offense-gif-26363207

[lusty sonnet]

full offense

[placid sail]

global offensive

[abstract path]

Yall knew that if you drop yo phone into the water while bathing you won't get electro shocked?

[placid sail]

destroy the ivanko.

deprave him of his racing video games.

[abstract path]

Me when car: car go boon

But car also go brrrrr

[hidden path]

I forgot electro shocks existed and I used to watch movies on a laptop in my bath

The charger was plugged in too

[abstract path]

Did it atleast once fall into the bath

[placid sail]

electrotherapy is nice, if only not for the memory loss

[hidden path]

I'm typing so no

[abstract path]

Lucky

[abstract path]

What electrotherapy?

[hidden path]

he has come

Wait that wasn't blurry when I took it

[slim osprey]

@heady crow

[placid sail]

you don't need it, we barely understand you already

[abstract path]

Good

Degenerates like you, belong on a cross

[hidden path]

I can't get more beer, my cat hasn't moved from under my legs

[abstract path]

Dude there is one beer that i like but forgot the name of completely

[hidden path]

Mine's named the same as a song that calls for killing french people

[abstract path]

But tbh krombacher i don't like at all

[abstract path]

Jesus

[hidden path]

I'm technically french, I can do what I want

[lusty sonnet]

technically?

[hidden path]

I'm just waiting for a way out

[abstract path]

I am technically ukrainin then

[red sand]

no need to excuse for genocidal thoughts

[hidden path]

it's not genocidal, it's just revolutionary

[abstract path]

I like revolution

I'm going there

[hidden path]

Me when a tiny man from Cambodia comes to my house

[abstract path]

Me when someone out of germany gets into my house

[hidden path]

Might watch Steam boy

[somber warren]

i support this message

[abstract path]

I am quirky tho

[placid sail]

what the fuck is this

mbo somebody is hacking you

[plucky void]

excellent question

I just clicked the "apps" thing

[abstract path]

God may rest your soul

[midnight tree]

no, i am the quirky

[placid sail]

quick, pull out the router

[somber warren]

Einbecker is the shit

My Favorite beer

[abstract path]

I should search and buy it

Cuz yes

[somber warren]

its very good. Einbecker Beer was since the middle ages a beer loved by the whole world

[placid sail]

my stonks are down damn

[somber warren]

that shit was even legitimate currency back then

[abstract path]

Wonder why they like krombacher tbh

Or how they can like it, lol

[somber warren]

Krombacher is like Fucking Budweiser

basic bitch beer

for ppl that have no personality

[abstract path]

Yeah thanks i hate it

I'd rather drink blood

[somber warren]

we should force the americans to stop producing beers

[abstract path]

Yes

[somber warren]

and just buy our superior beer

[abstract path]

Mass production

[somber warren]

i mean we have that already

[abstract path]

...tru

[somber warren]

we legit can just sell it

make shittons of money

bro german quality weed will be a thing too

its gonna be good

[lusty sonnet]

how many % is it?

[somber warren]

4.9%

there is different kinds tho

some have more

but no less then 4.9%

they have christmas beer too. Its like a dark beer with 6.5%

that shit hits you like a truck

[lusty sonnet]

ehhh not too bad

[somber warren]

The dangers of weed summed up in one picture

[hidden path]

One thing the germans really have above everyone else is 50cl bottles of beer

[lusty sonnet]

i've had a Westmalle Tripel a few years back, that shit was ok

[heady vapor]

I bought a 24 pack of hoegaarden once tasted like cough syrup

[somber warren]

that is belgian tho

[heady vapor]

Literally undrinkable beer

[lusty sonnet]

yeah and?

[somber warren]

i assumed you thought its a german beer

my bad

[lusty sonnet]

yeah no, just interesting to see the differences in % among countries tbh

[lusty sonnet]

like Belgian Jupiler is at 5.2 and is seen as lightweight shit

[hidden path]

Most beers are around 4.5 to 5

I think

Usually when it hits like 7 or 8 it's stronk

[somber warren]

Really depends in germany. the least you will find is 3.9%

[hidden path]

I should drink apple cider

[lusty sonnet]

8 is normal for tavern beer here

La Chouffe

[somber warren]

goddamn

[hidden path]

Yeah bruv

Chouffe time

[somber warren]

i would be wasted in no time

[lusty sonnet]

CHOUFFEEEE

[somber warren]

apple cider is so fucking good

[lusty sonnet]

you get used to it ngl

[hidden path]

my region is known for apple cider

it's pretty much everywhere

love it

[somber warren]

well yeah, but i almost never drink. If i drink 2 beers rn i would have a buzz for sure

[hidden path]

drinking less than 2 pintes at a time

[lusty sonnet]

i never drink unless it's like a rare beer that's prices ridiculously low

hence the Westmalle Tripel, 1.5 euros a bottle

[hidden path]

That is dirt cheap

[lusty sonnet]

they made losses that day

fucking water was more expensive

[hidden path]

Now try la Villageoise

[somber warren]

wait water is more expensive then beer? What is this herresy

disgusting

beer is a staple food

[hidden path]

in the middle ages, it was safer to drink beer rather than most water

iirc

[somber warren]

it should be a human right for every adult to buy cheap and tasty beer

[lusty sonnet]

du vin?

[somber warren]

yes

[hidden path]

Yepw shittiest wine around

comes in plastic bottles

[lusty sonnet]

nice

[somber warren]

tetra pack wine

that shit

fucking disgusting

one liter for 1.99

[hidden path]

Got some wine I just remembered

[lusty sonnet]

talking about wine, i still have some lussac saint emilion from 10 years ago

great as gifts

[hidden path]

Nice

got some Quincy in my cupboard

[somber warren]

i don't know jack shit about wine lol

[hidden path]

White -> whenever after noon
Red -> during meals
Rose -> die

[lusty sonnet]

the times when i got Orval for free

loved free beer that i could give away

[somber warren]

tbh i would only drink a sweet ish white wine

i hate dry wine

why does it make me more thirsty

[hidden path]

I am running at you at full speed

[somber warren]

shit is fucked up

[hushed marsh]

how about a Rosé?

[hidden path]

Get decked

Hate rosé

[somber warren]

so you have chosen...death

[hushed marsh]

:)

[hidden path]

I get why people like it but fuck does it taste cheap

[hushed marsh]

It is if you buy it cheap

[hidden path]

I just don't buy it

[hushed marsh]

Thats fair

I dont drink at all, so

[hidden path]

I'm more white anyway

[somber warren]

white wine or skin color

[hushed marsh]

both probably

[hidden path]

Very much both

[eager igloo]

I have red wine from a box

Sour as shit

[hidden path]

Red wine is good during meals

[somber warren]

fucking box wine

disgusting

[eager igloo]

It's cheap

[hidden path]

it's not something you drink by itself like white or rosé

[eager igloo]

I do

[hushed marsh]

if you're 40, and have a husband who never loved you, box wine is great

[lusty sonnet]

box wine is when you hit a new low tbh

[hidden path]

some good red schmeat with red wine pops

[eager igloo]

And you can't do anything about it

[somber warren]

now you made the frenchies mad

[hidden path]

it's not mad, it's more why. It's not really good by itself

and very heavy on the stomach

[somber warren]

you got a point

[eager igloo]

Ew

[midnight tree]

real

[hidden path]

unreal

[eager igloo]

Titties better

[somber warren]

very unreal

[hushed marsh]

why bot both

[somber warren]

ass

[hushed marsh]

why not all 3

[slate crown]

tiddies overrated

[somber warren]

bc heterosexual

[hushed marsh]

ew

[stone blade]

thunder sounds
THIGHS

[red sand]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cock-cockerel-rooster-chicken-gif-16625787

[hidden path]

he's streight

[somber warren]

yo kinda biggoted thing to say tbh smh fr fr straight up not bussin

[placid sail]

squeaky resin sounds

[eager igloo]

u just didn't have good ones in hand then

[hushed marsh]

yeah it is, fuck you straighty

[slate crown]

quite the opposite infact

that's why i said they're overrated

but what do i know right?

[somber warren]

You are just straightphobic.

[stone blade]

OK BUT THIGHS @slate crown

[hushed marsh]

Nah you can be straight, I just dont want to see it in public, it freaks me out, goes against my morals

[slate crown]

yes ivan

[hidden path]

Thighs good yes

[slate crown]

thighs

[midnight tree]

tits are just something you're born with.
but an ass?
an ass you can sculpt. you can work on yourself and train until you have the ass you want to have.
a nice ass is an ACHIEVMENT

[stone blade]

THERE WEGOOOOOOO

🤝 🤝 🤝 🤝 🤝 🤝 🤝 🤝 🤝 🤝

[slate crown]

hyped up today huh?

[stone blade]

No.

I need to go to uni tomorrow

[slate crown]

figured

[stone blade]

ofc im not

plus im bulgarian

[placid sail]

tits are meh, ass and thighs are where it's at

[somber warren]

change one word in that sentence and i will get warned for homophobic remarks. Truly 1984

[heady crow]

[hushed marsh]

Good

[hidden path]

Brave new world when they zap away my penis

[slate crown]

trying not to suffocate sleeping next to C80s everynight

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/let-the-hate-flow-through-you-your-hate-has-made-you-powerful-emperor-palpatine-star-wars-gif-15799521

[hushed marsh]

You know whats damn good in the morning

some Kefir

[slate crown]

grandmas kompot is better

[somber warren]

ew

[hidden path]

fucked up that compote is not the same as kompot

[gaunt trout]

Yes but not always avaliable

[placid sail]

I don't speak booba, is it big?

[somber warren]

fuck you kefiry @hushed marsh

you can drink your kefir just not in public. it goes against my morals

[midnight tree]

you in an elderly home or sumn?

[slate crown]

just google size C80 bras

[hushed marsh]

haters fr

[slate crown]

or tits

whatever works

[midnight tree]

where in the world are you from

to know of kefir

[slate crown]

canada moment

[somber warren]

bro everyone except fucking muricans know kefir

[hidden path]

never tested kefir, not gonna try now

[midnight tree]

@slate crown relinquish unto me your secrets, daemon

[hidden path]

I got my own fucked up milk

[somber warren]

if you like thicc texture and shitty taste you will like it

[slate crown]

joe told me

[hushed marsh]

joe biden

[somber warren]

kefir is basicly cum

change my mind

[midnight tree]

you just blow in from joe biden town?

[hidden path]

[midnight tree]

i heard it's rough around those parts

[dreamy hornet]

Joe mama

[hushed marsh]

how would you know what cum is like, straighty

[hidden path]

[long spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/628286311559856138/1039866166270754887/THE_S.T.A.L.K.E.R_IS_REAL.mp4

[slate crown]

if it's any important, SEA

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-14359850

show me.

[slate crown]

lazy mf

[midnight tree]

it would seem i @ the wrong person

[dreamy hornet]

Is padding a bra technically wire fraud

[somber warren]

is a straight man not allowed to explore his sexuality in his teens?

[upbeat bobcat]

Tf did you do to get exile

[hidden path]

No

[placid sail]

don't fucking talk shit about kefir you gremlin

[somber warren]

what are you gonna do about it

[placid sail]

I'm gonna fill your walls with kefir, jackass

[somber warren]

ok and?

[red sand]

and hes from the CIA, be aware

[slate crown]

inb4 this gets deleted

[dreamy hornet]

I wonder what kefir is

[placid sail]

your house is gonna smell like dick cheese

[hidden path]

Kefir those balls in yo jaw

[somber warren]

thefuck is she wearing a wig

look at the hairline

[midnight tree]

how widespread is kefir? i thought this was a scandinavian thing

[placid sail]

that doesn't seem too big to complain about

[midnight tree]

@placid sail you a scandi too, bro?

[slate crown]

that's because the bras are holding them up

[placid sail]

slavs, turks, everyone having a cow around, basically

[somber warren]

so you are telling me kefir smells like dick cheese... or are you telling me you don't shower?

[placid sail]

yes

[midnight tree]

ayyy

very cool

carry on, king

unless you're swedish

[placid sail]

I lied, I'm Finnish

[slate crown]

not every boobas are built the same

[midnight tree]

this is acceptable

[hidden path]

how's the north like

[placid sail]

very well

[hidden path]

I wanna visit some day

[slate crown]

she says she's C80s when in reality she's definitely pushing Ds

[placid sail]

it's snowy

[hushed marsh]

how much clout does willingly learning fluent Icelandic get me

[placid sail]

haven't seen the sun for a while

[hidden path]

It was 28C in october here so snow seems good

[somber warren]

none?

[hushed marsh]

wasnt asking you

[hidden path]

Iceland is cool

I wanna go back

[slate crown]

bastard.

[somber warren]

ok guess no one is gonna answer then

[midnight tree]

you will get a lot of clout from me

[lusty sonnet]

same

[midnight tree]

icelandic sounds neat

[hushed marsh]

it was interesting to learn

[midnight tree]

got a coworker who is icelandic

[hushed marsh]

lot of old stuff

[placid sail]

oh don't hate me cos I'm beautiful, kikkeli

[hidden path]

If my upstairs neighbor keep making sound I'm going to flee to Iceland to avoid the cops

[slate crown]

that's precisely why I can't hate you now

Finnish mfs built different

born with perfect skin

[placid sail]

ironically, living in Iceland would make you wish your neighbor would make some noise

or anything at all

[hushed marsh]

nah

Honestly Im tired of living in an urban community

[placid sail]

have you seen Bruno? we're all like that

[slate crown]

facts

[placid sail]

little athletic babies with pecks straight from the start

[slate crown]

that's what im saying

[hidden path]

Had an icelandic exhange student

she was cool

her grandma made a wool jacket for me

[hushed marsh]

Cherish that forever

you have to

[hidden path]

I don't really wear it

[hushed marsh]

As long as you keep it

[hidden path]

otherwise I look like an extra from Midsummer

But not white nough

[midnight tree]

grandma makes the best fucking socks on this earth

fucking fight me

i use em every day

[hushed marsh]

my grandmother made me a ton

[midnight tree]

MY grandma could beat YOUR grandma

[hushed marsh]

She also made me a quilt

My grandma is dead

[midnight tree]

touche

[hidden path]

My grandma didn't make me clothes but damn she can cook

Goddamn I am so fat

[midnight tree]

i got a healthy amount of chub

i used to be almost 100kg when i was 15 or so

glad that's over

[hushed marsh]

I have problems with being underweight, not nearly as bad as it used to be but

Sometimes I have to eat more on purpose

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/G4cl-VBshAk

[lusty sonnet]

d2?

[slim osprey]

Find one with neco arc

[hidden path]

just the two of us but it's me and Willem Dafoe

[slate crown]

or I'll make one myself

[slim osprey]

Do it no balls

[slate crown]

still gotta figure out

oh

i know the perfect person

[midnight tree]

i remember barely eating anything after i quit my old job due to a back injury and i went down 20kg or so in a few months

[slim osprey]

[midnight tree]

gotta say, that was the best diet i've ever been on

[hidden path]

boop

[hushed marsh]

It gets annoying having an appetite thats too low

[midnight tree]

apart from it being shit

[slate crown]

mf really waited until i quit the game to say that

[midnight tree]

violence

[hushed marsh]

I know thats a dumb comment at first, but seriously

[midnight tree]

i know

[slim osprey]

Boop

[midnight tree]

i had to start training and walking a lot to work up my appetite again

[lusty sonnet]

until i saw the "just the 2 of us"

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3jCAyPai2Y pango lets dance to this song @slate crown

[hushed marsh]

Yeah its like

[stone blade]

no homo

[hushed marsh]

Sometimes I know I havent eaten

But if I tried Id get sick

[hidden path]

Never had a low appetite, thankfully

I tried dieting hard and it made me feel weak

[slate crown]

ok now you're just making excuses

[hushed marsh]

I try to eat like

[lusty sonnet]

[hushed marsh]

Calorie dense food to make up for a lack of appetite

[red sand]

just do sport when youre hungry after a good workout, you dont have much appetite, atleast that works for me

[hidden path]

hope you can get to a healthy and stable place

[hushed marsh]

See

Fun thing, I uh

I cant walk, unaided so sports isnt an opportunity for me

[hidden path]

hope things better for ya

[midnight tree]

understandable

[hushed marsh]

Oh way better than it used to be

Thank you though

[midnight tree]

i just did what i could to tire myself out and get hungy

[stone blade]

I still dont understand the brainfart exile role

[midnight tree]

you can do it, king

i believe in you

[hushed marsh]

It makes it so you can only talk in brainfart

[stone blade]

KEKW

[hushed marsh]

This place is like Siberia

[hidden path]

The kulaks of old

work you dogs, harvest some fuckin jokes

[stone blade]

brainfart best channel

[hidden path]

Would you kiss Black Ops' Reznov

I know I would

[hushed marsh]

SECURE THE KEYS

[hidden path]

I can't remember his speech but I love him

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/977956746469474334/1039996757746130944/redditsave.com_something_in_the_way-xb8mq006t8m81-480_Trim.mp4 @slate crown

he's literally me

[hidden path]

maybe I do understand white girls who fall in love with serial killets

[stone blade]

killets