🎪bruh-fart

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-war-gif-21935843

[somber warren]

Real

[normal reef]

@heady crow

[somber warren]

HOW

[slate crown]

magic

[somber warren]

This is sorcery

[slate crown]

[somber warren]

this is herresy

burn the witch

burn her i say

[normal reef]

Kraors messi

[slate crown]

that's right mf

i got that akimbo perk

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[somber warren]

time for birdshot to the face

[slate crown]

mfw shotguns are completely useless beyond 2meters in cod

[heady crow]

Fuck birdshot wheres me 50bmg ratshot

[normal reef]

Well birdshot i aint a bird so the shot aint gonna do shit

[somber warren]

yeah cod is ass. i mean what did you expect

[midnight tree]

bertshot

[somber warren]

He doesn't know

[somber warren]

Birdshot will fucking rearange your face, you will prob not die but damn do you have a shitty life from that point on

[slate crown]

we already got the nail gun, but glue gun when

[normal reef]

Aid kit and yadulin fuck your 12x70

[somber warren]

i am not talking about ingame

[slate crown]

not the chocopuffs

[somber warren]

home invasion happens: @slate crown pulls out the glue gat and sprays hot glue in the Face of the Home invader

[slate crown]

nah I'll use my nerf gun instead

life hack

[somber warren]

That shit would fucking explode and send sharp plastic shards everywhere

which i like

[normal reef]

Lmao what that 60% ergonomics looking ahh

[somber warren]

its like a homemade bomb

[oblique hearth]

this game is bustin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl-b1PBsgbE

[slate crown]

pipebomb*

[oblique hearth]

I started playing this and I came instantly

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/pTFb3KlEq1M

she kinda bad tho

[normal reef]

Whats there to explain dude got poked a bit with needles and shit 💀

[slate crown]

reminds me of the cum powered maid robot

[slate crown]

that's a she

the original pinhead dude died

[slim osprey]

The fucking what

[slate crown]

ye

[somber warren]

Bro when i was young we regularly would blow up Mail Boxes with homemade pipe bombs, even made it into our local news. Then the Cops said its basically terrorism and we laid low and stopped buliding funny pipes (This never happend its all a lie i would never do something like that )

[broken topaz]

wenis

[normal reef]

I mean, ofc thry finna make a female version of it

[slim osprey]

Where can I get one? Asking for a friend

[broken topaz]

Theres not enough energy in cum to power anything

[slim osprey]

Just add more cum 4head

[slate crown]

literally you
https://youtu.be/IlPFgecAgC4

[normal reef]

L'ets put that to thr test shall we

Brainfart busters

[broken topaz]

Theres like 2 calories in a cumshot

[slate crown]

minus8

have fun

[slim osprey]

Bruh

[somber warren]

Reminds me of that song where aliens use machines to pump all the cum out of men to power their giant robots

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/FOeBaPVwRsE

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/cum-penis-cum-i-creamed-cumming-xd-gif-20404521

[slate crown]

is it weird that i knew instantly what you were talking about

[broken topaz]

naah i knew it too

[somber warren]

[broken topaz]

but that makes you as weird as me

so take that with grain of salt

[slate crown]

unlucky

[normal reef]

I am making fuking pron rn

[slate crown]

buddy you have no idea

[somber warren]

no it makes you a man of culture

https://tenor.com/view/culture-man-of-culture-cultured-gif-10903367

[slate crown]

skynut is going to happen

it's only a matter of time

the sex robots will revolt and take over humanity

[somber warren]

gotta see the positives: no need to waste your enegry on fucking your own hand

[normal reef]

you fucks dont know

[somber warren]

yes

and i am glad

[normal reef]

Joe biden has a icecream button

Why dont i have my own cum button

[broken topaz]

[slim osprey]

Tits

[slate crown]

booba

[normal reef]

THAT'S RIGHT

[broken topaz]

add a penis

[normal reef]

I AM THE ONE WHO CREATES

[slim osprey]

When you making a femboy tho?

[slate crown]

add 2 penises

[normal reef]

Aight

[broken topaz]

[slim osprey]

King

[slate crown]

bruh

the wrist snapper

[broken topaz]

your weak womenly wrists maybe

[slate crown]

guns are literally illegal for me

[normal reef]

There is no way the bullet fits

[slate crown]

idk how the recoil feels like

[oblique hearth]

the face snapper

[broken topaz]

the nose breaker

[slim osprey]

How is that a problem?

[broken topaz]

Thats what a fed would say

[toxic bison]

Break action and jam it in

[slim osprey]

A fed accusing others of being a fed

[normal reef]

Dude got the anime emoji

You are going to my Twitter page

[toxic bison]

Anime?

[normal reef]

Nooo i dont wanna go to pippoandsara Twitter page

[broken topaz]

[normal reef]

Stfu

[toxic bison]

??

[slim osprey]

Clear case of schizophrenia

[toxic bison]

Agreed

[slim osprey]

Literally me

[broken topaz]

literally me

[slim osprey]

Real

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-adorable-duckling-haha-classic-gif-17283485

[normal reef]

shut up ♻️

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/recycle-emoji-saul-gif-26468323

[normal reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1027933502294986802/1039254693634916433/ah.gif

[lusty sonnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/546763235051700314/1023026467971543050/wood_chipper.gif

[normal reef]

he is just like me fr

[slate crown]

@lusty sonnet I've finalized my build for new nf

we speedruning that shit from now on

[lusty sonnet]

no good perk tonight tho

only faster ults

[slate crown]

fine I'll bust out the thunderyeet

[lusty sonnet]

same same i'm trying a new hunter build

[oblique hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1038172208570310797/togif.gif

[lusty sonnet]

the punch and invis one

[slate crown]

she's summoning all nearby russians

[lusty sonnet]

can she summon a 3rd D2 player?

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-d-crouch-grab-get-serious-dr-disrespect-2time-back-to-back-gif-16886108

[oblique hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1039614282968604784/redditsave.com_m9niv8e9a9h91.gif

[toxic bison]

I agree

[slate crown]

@heady crow

[heady crow]

Still need to rewatch brba

[midnight tree]

rewatch deez nuts

[oblique hearth]

better call saul is better

its literally in the title

[slate crown]

this mf

[heady crow]

Real

[lusty sonnet]

both are shit

[toxic bison]

They're ok for killing time, like if u got nothing else to watch

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-react-fish-react-him-thanos-gif-26859685

[slate crown]

seems like im a solo player now

[oblique hearth]

I bet he watches anime

[oblique hearth]

chainsaw man

[lusty sonnet]

very well then

[somber warren]

bruh cringe

[oblique hearth]

the shittiest show ever

[toxic bison]

Wtf is it even about

[oblique hearth]

chainsaw man?

two autistic kids falling in love

[toxic bison]

It makes me think of some random ass lumberjack going crazy with chainsaw

[toxic bison]

LMAO

[heady crow]

@slate crown

[somber warren]

i mean it hits the target group

[oblique hearth]

thats why men dont live long, cause everybody wants them to man up

[slate crown]

such nice gentlemen, hopefully they aren't suffering from a mental problem that doesn't get out of hand

[oblique hearth]

literally me

[heady crow]

Pango can you be the Tyler durden to my narrator

[lusty sonnet]

too late, no more D2

[oblique hearth]

Only one thing is holding me back from killing everyone, especially women

[slate crown]

fine but im taking the kids

[toxic bison]

If u were to tell me it is some 80s or 90s horror movie i would believe u

[lusty sonnet]

is fine, you can have em. teach them D2 yourself

[slate crown]

it's not like i enjoyed my time playing with you or anything

[lusty sonnet]

facts

[somber warren]

wait you guys camp d2?

[lusty sonnet]

always so quiet and never doing shit

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/overlord-overlord2-overlord-ii-overlord-ll-gnome-gif-26411465

[lusty sonnet]

we camp d2?

[somber warren]

or are you not talking about tarkov

[slate crown]

bruh

[lusty sonnet]

yeah totally

[oblique hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471091380043644939/1038183673037594634/igVideo.mp4

[slate crown]

absolutely

[somber warren]

[slate crown]

we love camping chads on d2

[lusty sonnet]

no more of both D2s

done with it

[slate crown]

this mf

[lusty sonnet]

back to my PS games

[slate crown]

throwing his tantrums again

[heady crow]

I used to

[merry knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/itve1-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248969

[lusty sonnet]

only fair

[heady crow]

Good times

[somber warren]

D2 Camper:
Me throwing grenades:

[heady crow]

Camping black cat from the other corridoor on the other side of the hall was legimately free loot

[somber warren]

Tf is black cat

[slate crown]

we wouldn't be having marital problems rn if bruno was the 3rd wheel in d2

[heady crow]

Prone there with a vpo and just headshot them when they are in the middle of it

[heady crow]

Hold on

[midnight tree]

only thing i can remember from d2 was dunking on libtards by just titan ramming them over and over again

[lusty sonnet]

man just hates playing with us ngl

[midnight tree]

melee builds riseu p

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/itve2-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248970

[merry knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/itve3-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248972

[lusty sonnet]

we're not his friends anymore

[slate crown]

im starting to believe you

[lusty sonnet]

telling you, i don't lie

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/itve4-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248973

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/992784681269461093/1039895997310046248/unknown.png

[merry knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/itve5-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248974

[slate crown]

he's got his army of femboys, we're just two people

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/itve6-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248975

[dreamy hornet]

I can never truly follow whats goin on here but I wanna say that I love every moment

[merry knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/itve7-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248976

[slate crown]

@lusty sonnet
https://youtu.be/5Wy1IfyEQL8

[lusty sonnet]

done with him, gonna play minecraft instead of D2 smhsmh

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/to-the-end-of-the-day-the-clock-ticks-life-away-half-life-in-the-end-in-the-end-half-life-in-the-end-meme-in-the-end-meme-gif-26548167

[lusty sonnet]

gonna be just the one of you

[merry knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/its-so-unreal-half-life-in-the-end-in-the-end-meme-in-the-end-half-life-meme-gif-26548171

[slate crown]

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/didnt-look-out-below-watch-it-go-right-out-the-window-gif-26569213

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/hecu-half-life-half-life1-gif-25275818

[dreamy hornet]

I am in awe of the fact that theres a gif for every line of the song

[heady crow]

@somber warren

[merry knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/itve10-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248989

[lusty sonnet]

you'll manage master NFs solo :')

it was fun

[uncut obsidian]

you bonker!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's supposed to be

Tryin' to hold on, didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go

[slate crown]

fine I'll find another daddy to carry me

[lusty sonnet]

get mayo

[merry knoll]

For some reason that gif doesn't exist

[heady crow]

The corridoor circled has a black cat painted in it so the callout naturally is it

[oblique hearth]

are that your toilet pipes?

[heady crow]

Nah

[slate crown]

man dies instantly if an enemy even breathes on him

and he's sick rn im pretty sure

[lusty sonnet]

f my man

@upbeat bobcat get better soon

[heady crow]

Idk i did play deep cock galactic with mayo a few days ago

Finally got him to do it

[lusty sonnet]

man hates us too

actually just the 2 of us @slate crown

[slate crown]

that's what i said

[lusty sonnet]

actually gonna skip d2 then

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/gVL4sJYmgg0

fine

[midnight tree]

y'all got deep cock gaglacdick?

[slate crown]

ffs you're so moody today

[lusty sonnet]

:'(

the rest hates us so yeah

[heady crow]

Ya i got deep cocktail glgagladick

You got it?

[slate crown]

you get used to it

[midnight tree]

deep cock girldick

[slate crown]

i did

[lusty sonnet]

gonna pull a gtanil

[midnight tree]

wanna play sometime mayhaps?

[slate crown]

i mean i still have your dms so it wouldn't be that bad anyways

[lusty sonnet]

i can purge that easily

[heady crow]

Actually yes i do

[slate crown]

now that is what we call

a dick move

[lusty sonnet]

it is how it is

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/itve9-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248979

[midnight tree]

aight when we droppin?

[heady crow]

Dip what might your steam account be?

[normal reef]

What the mod doin

[heady crow]

Today i play vt2 since new content. Maybe tomorrow if i dont go d2 psychosis with pango

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/axel-kh-kingdomhearts-lea-gif-13761731

[slate crown]

man hid those in his ass? 😳

the cold stick method

[lusty sonnet]

man hides more than that

time to look for shit to play tonight

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/pNMlHCHsKOc

[lusty sonnet]

is that what your bf does to you?

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqSlEC-UT-I

[oblique hearth]

damn, proportions are fucked up

[heady crow]

Im only familiar with squat plugs

Didnt know they did that sort of stuff too

[uncut obsidian]

https://\cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1039900606116155402/unknown.png
https://\cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1039900606116155402/unknown.png
https://\\cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1039900606116155402/unknown.png
https://\\cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1039900606116155402/unknown.png

[oblique hearth]

how about a boner

and never ending cycle of thirst

[merry knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/itve10-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248989

[lusty sonnet]

what's the max you can do with those?

[uncut obsidian]

no idea lol

[lusty sonnet]

go for it

do like 10

[uncut obsidian]

https://\cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1039900606116155402/unknown.png
https://\cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1039900606116155402/unknown.png
https://\\cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1039900606116155402/unknown.png
https://\\cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1039900606116155402/unknown.png
https://\\\cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1039900606116155402/unknown.png
https://\\\cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1039900606116155402/unknown.png
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4 is max

[lusty sonnet]

ah sadge

[midnight tree]

so glad i posted this at some point in the past

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/itve11-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248990

[merry knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/itve12-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248991

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1039837726331129856/Y2Mate.is_-_fox_vs_invisible_dance_beam-ieN1EW6Heyk-360p-1658033125318.mp4

[plucky void]

woo combo braeker

[somber warren]

if you are solo, you are fucked in that situation, with a mate you can ez kill the camper by baiting

never heard anyone call this hallway black cat btw

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/itve13-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248992

[merry knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-itve35-gif-26249076

[somber warren]

you fucked it up

[merry knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/me-looking-for-who-asked-jetsteam-sam-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-metal-gear-gif-22080117

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-itve21-gif-26249029

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-gif-17939989

i am looking for someone who looks at me like terry looks at the camera

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/itve2-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248970

[merry knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/itve3-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248972

[plucky void]

also combo breaker

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/itve4-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248973

[midnight tree]

cumbo breaker

[somber warren]

This one is better bc music

[merry knoll]

I can't find the next part sadge

[midnight tree]

mood

[merry knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-god-of-war1-god-of-war-fall-fall-meme-gif-25892538

[heady crow]

Hard to get killed when you are proning or right hand peeking from the other hallway looking down blackcat expect if you get trapped by someone pushing from dome

[merry knoll]

Who tf even camps in D2

[midnight tree]

who tf even plays D2

[heady crow]

Me and the boys occasionally

Its just chill. Speak shit to eachother, plan dates out, eat snacks

[merry knoll]

I used to play religiously with my mates and then I went into a military college

[eager igloo]

D2?

[merry knoll]

Destiny 2

[eager igloo]

I prefer DN

[somber warren]

ppl with no skill

[heady crow]

Anlaki but i feel that. Several of my friends needed to power through quests while they were on leave from the military

We all just stopped this wipe tho

[plucky void]

I thought that was tarkov

oh well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6cwXu0XKao

[somber warren]

Same, we are all above level 40 and it got boring

[merry knoll]

I wanted to do kings fall but it was in the middle of cadre period and I didn't have any time

[heady crow]

Next wipe might bring streets and in raid trader :copium

[lusty sonnet]

i wanna do it too but alas, no squad

[midnight tree]

i played D2 for the story

[somber warren]

nope, nikita said Lightkeeper is not priority anymore

and streets has been teased since fucking 2017

[heady crow]

Ye thats why copium

[somber warren]

streets will never come out

[midnight tree]

then i played trough it again to get a screenshot of the speaker telling ghaul to kill himself

[somber warren]

and if it does, 10fps

[merry knoll]

[grizzled meadow]

The new fans don't know who he was before Joji

[slate crown]

yea seeing them cope is the greatest feeling ever

[midnight tree]

i've only heard jojis music through memes

[merry knoll]

I feel like filthy frank is the green goblin alter-ego equivalent to joji but instead of a green goblin mask to talk to its just the pink guy suit

[somber warren]

Bro that pink suit would be worth millions

[merry knoll]

It probably smells like vomit and depression

[somber warren]

that just pumps up the value

[plucky void]

and is that a bad thing? delphine was selling bath water, remember?

[somber warren]

selling a pink suit with a little vomit is nothing compared to that

lets be honest

[merry knoll]

I remember seeing someone using her bath water to cool their PC

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG0nGtIoBSE

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/RMJsqXzz5zs

[heady vapor]

imagine the smell

[slate crown]

at one point horses were even worse than cars when it came to polluting the environment during the 70s

so yea it's pretty bad

[somber warren]

horses are bad ppl

[merry knoll]

plants eat farts and the shit is turned into plants that eat the farts

[somber warren]

its a fact

[merry knoll]

also glue

[heady vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/smell-what-the-rock-is-cookin-the-rock-smell-bad-surprised-gif-10163437

horse riders in the 70s

[merry knoll]

so hornse is good for enviroment

[slate crown]

not only farts, they were literally shitting in the streets 24/7 and it was so bad people had to make it as a job to shovel shit off the roads and burn it someplace else💀

[merry knoll]

extra jobs

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/CKjaFG4YN6g

[merry knoll]

therfore horse shit = good for enviroment and economi

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/lFBZBAbbKt8

[merry knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/cock-inspection-gif-23244195

[urban ocean]

YouTube algorithm is blessing me this morning

[broken topaz]

Hello everynyan

[somber warren]

English Lvl 100

[narrow lotus]

4th world country holy fuck

But yeah thats true , i heard about it , makes Romania seem like USA

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/unfunny-meme-unfunny-citation-gif-13917883

[narrow lotus]

P!warn @merry knoll no attempt at antisemitic jokes

[foggy mantle]

@merry knoll has been warned.

[broken topaz]

Based moderator

[merry knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/mgr-metal-gear-rising-rock-rockcustom-sam-gif-24643451

[merry knoll]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/491419058642747393/926376847858597908/image0-2.gif

[broken topaz]

okay time to ban him

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907804235540885518/1039915977103650826/1666682086420971.webm

[somber warren]

wtf

[heady vapor]

average american fine dining

[urban ocean]

When you live in a Midwestern town

[lusty sonnet]

@slate crown rare chance for exotic sniper from an empire hunt, got it in 3 tries

rip my grinding motivation

[slate crown]

tf is an empire hunt

[lusty sonnet]

strike/nf but from a dlc

[slate crown]

bruh

[stone blade]

[lusty sonnet]

it has special loot

but now i don't need to do it anymore

[slate crown]

i don't got any dlcs so I have nothing to say about that

what sniper is it btw

[lusty sonnet]

cloudstrike

[slate crown]

ooooh

i got the cloudstrike themed skin for my thunderlord too

[lusty sonnet]

i now have the snip

might try it out sometime

in a year or so

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/amogus-whip-and-nae-nae-whip-nae-nae-among-us-gif-20404417

[slate crown]

im guessing it's for pvp

[tame hazel]

shitting in litterboxes type of beat

[lusty sonnet]

thunderlord but in a sniper outfit tbh

the dragonfly boom after a headshot can chain kills in pvp

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/339605133111328770/1039738708347342979/wrong_love.mp4

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/943160418438881290/1039753850279698432/65b2f96a89c749f2875f31d5195af501_FF401708D80AE34E5473F1F8D1DF5988_video_dashinit.mp4

[dreamy hornet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/423525684799995904/1039909500867596428/trim.22068881-B492-46DE-95CB-18BDCFAAC6F7.mov

[somber warren]

sadly no darwin award

[dreamy hornet]

Ah yes, oz

Dr cousin love

[oblique hearth]

tell me he isnt in the police right?

[dreamy hornet]

I cannot say so with confidence

[somber warren]

i mean its murica

i would not be surprised

[glad carbon]

Erm no politics omg!!!!!

[grizzled meadow]

No

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[midnight tree]

^clueless

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-penguins-penguin-love-penguin-hug-slapping-gif-24271495

[ancient slate]

Cry

[midnight tree]

i'm not american

[ancient slate]

Cry harder then

We've got obesity and McDonald's You're missing out

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-disintergrating-meme-emoji-disintegrating-meme-gif-21239978

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-review-bag-cat-gif-21320259

[somber warren]

Epic trolling: Troll american politics while not even being american

love that shit

Muricans get so mad

[ancient slate]

Yeah man I'm just stomping around with steam blasting out my ears right now

[midnight tree]

oh yeah

i bet you're bashing your table right now

striding back and forth in your room

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937433410182467645/1039925374253023322/unknown.png

[somber warren]

the thought of that makes me hard

i mean happy

happy not hard

[midnight tree]

hardy

[somber warren]

almost the same thing tho

[abstract path]

I could, i can but i won't

Then again

When chaos reigns

It's showtime

[midnight tree]

shut up

you should pick my side

[abstract path]

Sorry i don't like people who sit in one place

Jkjk

[midnight tree]

bro

[abstract path]

Hi bro

[midnight tree]

don't hurt my feelings like that bro

[somber warren]

every discord user ever

[abstract path]

Well i was busy so i sure was having fun in the last few days

Rn i am takin a bit of my time to chat with yall

See what's up

Might also get a job at burgerking

Thinkin of it tbh

2240€

In a month

[somber warren]

burger king in germany? dude every burger king near me is a shithole

[abstract path]

Money is money

I couldn't care less rn

I want my own money

[somber warren]

well yes, i would do it as a side hussle but not for the rest of my life

[abstract path]

Neither

I would only do it "for now"

[midnight tree]

would you let me quarter pound you bro?

[abstract path]

Was that?

Damn

Yes

[narrow lotus]

[abstract path]

Plus i kinda just had hunger on nuggs

And so i just happened to see

Their searching

[narrow lotus]

there is no fucking way on this planet u make 2240 Euros a month at burgerking

not even in Dubai

[midnight tree]

get the job and eat all the frozen nuggets

[abstract path]

Well i mean i did do the math

14 euros an hour

[narrow lotus]

u probably did it wrong

[abstract path]

Ok well

[narrow lotus]

how many hours per week

[abstract path]

8 i would say

8 hours every day, 5 days through

Times 4

Then the pay

[lusty sonnet]

What about taxes?

[midnight tree]

don't pay them

ez

[lusty sonnet]

ez

[abstract path]

What taxes

[somber warren]

Taxes will ez take half of that money unless you are under 18

[abstract path]

Hehehehe

[narrow lotus]

she doesnt know

[somber warren]

germany taxes are so ass

[broken topaz]

They likey wont even take you for a full time position if youre under 18

🤔

[abstract path]

I AM under 18 -w-

[broken topaz]

unless youre not even in school

[lusty sonnet]

No way you earn 2240 and get to keep the full 2240

[abstract path]

Yeah i ain't in school anymore lol

[somber warren]

then you are lucky no taxes for you

but you will cry when you pay taxes for the first time

[abstract path]

You can say i have all the time i need

[abstract path]

We will see

[broken topaz]

17 and not in school? Stopped after 10th grade?

[narrow lotus]

so you lose 45%

on taxes

fucking oof

[broken topaz]

not quite

[abstract path]

Still a thousand

[midnight tree]

bruh

[abstract path]

Heh

[narrow lotus]

yeah it is 2240 but u only get 55% i guess

[broken topaz]

she loses 45 on everything over 1300

[midnight tree]

even i have a higher pay than that

[narrow lotus]

eh its not THAT bad but i know Germany is more expensive than Romania

[abstract path]

True

[narrow lotus]

still , the fact that u find a job to get ur own money is good enough imo

i wish u best of luck

[abstract path]

Many thanks x3

[broken topaz]

wait no

[narrow lotus]

could be much worse

[broken topaz]

wtf

why is it 45 % on all eligable income

usually income tax is not like that

🤔

[abstract path]

Tax? Fax

[somber warren]

dude you pay almost all your salary just to survive. Its ass. Don't move to germany unless you are rich

[broken topaz]

They fucking over minors?

Nice one germany

[red sand]

45% lose on taxes is like paradise for germans, 80% of income taxed away EZ PZ

[abstract path]

Yeppp

[midnight tree]

discord moment

[narrow lotus]

thing is , its the same here in restropect , in germany u get 3k euro a month but taxes and rent are 2500

in romania u get 1000 euro month but taxes and rent sum up to 800 etc

[broken topaz]

legal in germany

[narrow lotus]

so yeah , fuck life and fuck the poor

[midnight tree]

fr fr

[narrow lotus]

[midnight tree]

gotta get that defense budget somehow

service guarantees citizenship

[lusty sonnet]

Think i lose like 14% to taxes but that % goes up when i earn more

[narrow lotus]

would make no sense to have kids hoard wealth

[abstract path]

Literally me

xD

[narrow lotus]

technically, what would a 17 yr old do with 2240 euro a month while he doesnt pay for anything cause the parents does

the government knows

so he fucks u up

[abstract path]

I can give it to the parents

[somber warren]

drugs booze useless shit

the usual

[abstract path]

And use it for myself

[narrow lotus]

aha , u get it now 😉

[lusty sonnet]

Saving up

[broken topaz]

well if crystal were a student she would be able to have more untaxed income

🤔

[narrow lotus]

people would literally send their kids to work and ignore school etc if they wouldnt get taxed

think about that

[abstract path]

Oh my god that's

Big brain

I have big brain

Lol

[narrow lotus]

aye but students are majors anyway , over 18

[abstract path]

Lmao

Rippp

[broken topaz]

I have a guy in my comp sci class

he's 17

but hes a boy genius

so its unfair comparison to crystal

[narrow lotus]

[midnight tree]

damn

[broken topaz]

Man runs intellectual circles around me

[abstract path]

Damn gurl why u do me like that

[narrow lotus]

i mean still with 1000 euro a month as a 17 year old i could literally live for 5 months in Romania

even more

[midnight tree]

feels bad thinking about how i got the chance to skip a couple of grades as a kid but didn't take the chance

[narrow lotus]

fuck i would build a gaming PC in the same month

[abstract path]

I would save up more to even

[somber warren]

why boy genius. why not only genius?

[abstract path]

Get s9mething better

[broken topaz]

Because he's a young boy

and a genius

[dreamy hornet]

Maybe we can use crystal as a unit of measurement

[narrow lotus]

aye my advice is to buy smth for urself now while u are still young and carefree

i wish i would afford to buy shit every month

[somber warren]

but why does his gender matter

[narrow lotus]

instead of you know.....paying bills and for food

:))

[broken topaz]

I mean it doesnt

but i wanted to specify

[somber warren]

isnt Genius a unisex word?

[abstract path]

Imma give u 500€ and just walk away

[narrow lotus]

im romanian , i will just take it

in fact, ur wallet is already here

damn Crystal u have a nice face

[somber warren]

while you are at it... Here is my paypal: paypal.me/thisisajoke

[abstract path]

Lol

Bro

I never knew being big brain at such yet young age can pay off

....literally

[broken topaz]

big brain always pays off

[narrow lotus]

in this day and age with so many variables u gotta specify if its a boy , a bus or a freight train

[red sand]

big tits pays better

[narrow lotus]

especialy since germany actually added the 3rd gender rn which is Other

U have male , female and other

on every paper

[broken topaz]

Germany had that for

[narrow lotus]

at least thats what i know

[broken topaz]

a looong time

[narrow lotus]

dont care, i am from romania, i only look in Germany for cars to buy

[broken topaz]

steal*

[narrow lotus]

No , luckily i grew up in a good family

god bless them all

[abstract path]

And they say polish people steal

[narrow lotus]

they still made me buy my own gaming pc

[abstract path]

[narrow lotus]

damn them all

!!!!

[narrow lotus]

my romanian friend in the UK told me that the Polish are the 2nd worst workers after Romanians

and they end up in fights alot

[abstract path]

I agree

[narrow lotus]

which is understandable

funny enough , Bulgars are ok

[dreamy hornet]

Outside looking in, most of the eu seems incredibly similar to eachother

[abstract path]

Yes.

[midnight tree]

no

[narrow lotus]

i mean they are all there for the same reason , to feed their families

[somber warren]

thats been for years

[narrow lotus]

no way man

[midnight tree]

i'm not in the EU and i can safely say that every european country is uniquely fucked

[narrow lotus]

honestly every country is fucked in a way or another

[broken topaz]

its called fiscal codependence

[somber warren]

rn they are forcing everyone to gender everything. That shit is fucking up my beautiful language so hard and i hate it. Its just grammatically wrong

[dreamy hornet]

I wish I lived in a country where the cities werent designed around cars

[narrow lotus]

Switzerland is literally Heaven on Earth , unless u are poor

[somber warren]

true

[midnight tree]

did they fucking cancel the pastry

this is epic

[somber warren]

(m/w/d) stands for: Männlich, Weiß, Deutsch

its a fact

[narrow lotus]

cool

dont know what the fuck that is but cool

[red sand]

berliner in männlich, weiß, deutsch? seems pretty colourful

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-tiepnsy-like-and-double-tap-scrunkly-gif-23523928

[somber warren]

its a joke. m/w/d stands for Male, Female, Diverse but i said it stands for Male, White, German

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/992784681269461093/994017362581917706/cock.gif

[somber warren]

the joke only works in german, so learn german so you can understand my German Insider Jokes

[midnight tree]

german humor is no laughing matter

[wide bough]

[narrow lotus]

ah so nothing of value is lost if i dont , thats ok

[red sand]

im german and i totally agree

[wide bough]

We’re on discord, nothing matters here

[somber warren]

german humor is mostly just dark af

most jokes end with the punchline: and then he died

[midnight tree]

norwegian humor is just wordplay

and i will refuse to ever have a serious conversation

[wide bough]

humor is when

[midnight tree]

yeah

[upbeat bobcat]

When your mom arrives

[wide bough]

When mom brings home the sludge

[broken topaz]

silly noodle animal

[midnight tree]

i wanna get a little cute animal i can have on my shoulder

[midnight tree]

but it wouldn't really work with my job

[dreamy hornet]

Imagine being able to afford to have a pet

[wide bough]

Literally

The pigeons in the park are free, you can just take them

I have over 40 pigeons

[upbeat bobcat]

Simps are everywhere, just be a woman and do streaming.

[midnight tree]

i want a bird i can teach to whistle

or at least imitate whistling

[dreamy hornet]

I am as unwomanlike as you can be

[midnight tree]

because i whistle a lot

[dreamy hornet]

I could replace the allstate guy in the commercial

[wide bough]

Khakis

[upbeat bobcat]

[wide bough]

You’re on GAMMA dude

You’re at least 1 weird DM away from becoming a femboy

[dreamy hornet]

Youre projecting

[upbeat bobcat]

I could flip hundreds of Japanese guys with one "Onee-chan" voice.

[wide bough]

Cope

[upbeat bobcat]

You'd be surprised

[midnight tree]

bet

turn me right now

i dare you

[dreamy hornet]

Ngl there could be a deep voiced niche

[upbeat bobcat]

Nope

I can loli voice

[dreamy hornet]

What is radio

[wide bough]

Dude my voice is a consistent low note

[midnight tree]

femboy but with a tom waits type voice

[upbeat bobcat]

[wide bough]

I’ve had people ask if I use a voice changer before

[somber warren]

most manly voice: onee chan

[upbeat bobcat]

I'd love to watch that

[midnight tree]

how the fuck does tom waits' voice box still exist

that mf sounds like a meat grinder

[upbeat bobcat]

If we happen to be in the same VC someday, I'll do it.

[midnight tree]

jump in the rookie channel bro

[wide bough]

Femboy initiation in progress

[upbeat bobcat]

I got shit to do, not right now.

But I don't forget

[somber warren]

peak murica

[upbeat bobcat]

I love how next car casually drives in

absolute peak

[narrow lotus]

Muricans

[midnight tree]

based

[somber warren]

quick talk about free healthcare while the americans are asleep

[red sand]

nothing is for free

[wind echo]

un brainfart me please

it was a joke

[midnight tree]

lmao

get neuron brapped

[uncut obsidian]

wdym

[uncut obsidian]

it's the best place for "your mom" jokes

[narrow lotus]

which one

was the joke

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/your-mother-great-argument-however-megamind-your-mom-yo-mama-gif-22994712

the #🎪bruh-fart

[wind echo]

see the message at the bottom

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/404868994110324739/804133623359078460/1585580713679.gif?width=497&height=625

[wind echo]

i am a productive member of this server

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/your-mom-fuck-line-was-gif-21741892

[narrow lotus]

yes u are a proud member of #🎪bruh-fart from now on

[wind echo]

sorry for engaging in a bit of tomfoolery

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/forsen-reaction-epic-gif-23326230

[wind echo]

loners or clear sky?

[slim osprey]

Your mother

[wind echo]

Understandable

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-happy-laughing-gif-16530528

[wind echo]

k

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675071031680958564/1039727468426301521/unknown-23.png

[wind echo]

i will stop with the buffoonery i promise

[slate crown]

this guy makes the average brainfarter look like Einstein

[slim osprey]

Real

[wind echo]

yh he was a swedish general'

[wind echo]

famous for his actions during the finnish war

he led the savolax regiment

[wide bough]

This channel is fucking deranged

[wide bough]

Please continue

[heady crow]

@slate crown hes just like me

[slate crown]

fr fr

[slate crown]

try spending a minute in general

[wide bough]

Ok true

[slate crown]

[wind echo]

he also served in 1813 and 1814 against france and denmark

[wind echo]

He was also State Governor of norway from 1818 to 1824

[slate crown]

tf is that resolution

[red sand]

trve

[wide bough]

All of my memes are compressed to shit

[slate crown]

bet

[wind echo]

for how long am i exiled

[wide bough]

Bro you’re in the best channel calm down

It ain’t that biga deal

[wind echo]

is clear sky close to garbage?

[slate crown]

press M

[wide bough]

literally

[slate crown]

and fucking look at the map

[wind echo]

i havent started yet

pda is on tab

[narrow lotus]

@slate crown idiot

[slate crown]

i bind it on M

[slate crown]

like a normal human being

[wide bough]

I bind it to P because I’m old

[narrow lotus]

balls

[somber warren]

same

[wind echo]

tab is more reachable

[wind echo]

with ur hands

[slim osprey]

I bind it to P

[somber warren]

tab is inventory for me

bc tarkov

[wide bough]

I paid for the whole keyboard I’m gonna use the whole fucking keyboard

[slate crown]

waiting for some mf to say "i bind use Numpads"

[oblique hearth]

Peasent using 100% keyboard

I have 60% keyboard, we are not the same

[wide bough]

Love that one

[wide bough]

Don’t care

[wind echo]

wtf is that resolution

[slate crown]

still too big

[wind echo]

you can count the pixels

[wide bough]

Bro that was a commission (I paid in exposure)

[wind echo]

dont mind me im just stealing your meme

[slate crown]

knock yourself out

[wind echo]

no thats not good for your health

[slate crown]

use an empty beer bottle

[oblique hearth]

are two coffe at once healthY?

or will I die in 5 min

[red sand]

try it

[wind echo]

no

[oblique hearth]

I already drank it

[slate crown]

we found another caffeine addict

[slim osprey]

You should add a monster to the mix

[wind echo]

coffee is good

[oblique hearth]

monster bad

[wind echo]

i drink coffee

[slim osprey]

Your preferred energy drink then

[oblique hearth]

I have none

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/blm-gif-25815938

[wind echo]

c cocaine
o
f
f
e
E

[oblique hearth]

coffefe

[red sand]

eat some beef, enough taurine in there too

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/hadeel928-cat-tea-coffee-morning-gif-25844646

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[wind echo]

@uncut obsidian pls remove my exile

[grave field]

Cocaina

Flour.

[uncut obsidian]

idk you look here like it's your home

[wind echo]

why

i hate it here

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/green-tea-anime-gif-12608463

https://tenor.com/view/anime-coffee-gif-12608464

[slim osprey]

Being exiled to #🎪bruh-fart is worse than a mute I'mma be honest

[grave field]

Does exile role exile you from other channels

[slim osprey]

Yes

[wind echo]

yes

[grave field]

Naaah

Its better

[slim osprey]

Real

[oblique hearth]

exile deez nuts

[grave field]

And you have a badge of honor in your roles

[uncut obsidian]

for him it must be heaven

[oblique hearth]

you fucking mongrol

[uncut obsidian]

sure

[grave field]

Best channel

[uncut obsidian]

[wind echo]

atleast tell me for how long im exiled

[grave field]

What did u do to get this

[oblique hearth]

how long is you d

[uncut obsidian]

for until you'll stop doing mom jokes

[wind echo]

i have stopped

[uncut obsidian]

prove it

[grave field]

Hes learned his mistakes

[wind echo]

how?

[uncut obsidian]

uh

[oblique hearth]

Did I just lose a role

[uncut obsidian]

yes, the best role ever

[wind echo]

i will stop making your mom jokes

[grave field]

Xd

[oblique hearth]

grumpy moderators

[wind echo]

thank you

[grave field]

Discord moderator moment

[oblique hearth]

The only best Discord moderators are Bots

without any feelings

[grave field]

The onlt best discord moderators are offline

[oblique hearth]

true

[slate crown]

brainfart used to be nice, until the newcomers nation attacked

[grave field]

Newcoomers

[oblique hearth]

Oh shit, world event, everybody lost a role

[slate crown]

now it's just a hollow shell of what it once was

Bruno was right

[oblique hearth]

true true

fr fr

[slate crown]

#🎪bruh-fart felloff

[oblique hearth]

on god

on a stack

no cap

[hushed marsh]

feels bad

[slim osprey]

Real

🚫 🧢

On god

[oblique hearth]

Moderator went on a rampage cause of his anxiety and removed all the roles

pog

[slim osprey]

We should just make the server private and kick everyone that joined in the last month

[wide bough]

OH MY GOD THAT’S GREAT

[slate crown]

well at least i made some new friends and foes along the way

[wide bough]

Based

[hushed marsh]

Authoritarian Brainfart

[slim osprey]

Real

[oblique hearth]

just kick everybody out

[wide bough]

Kill

[hushed marsh]

kill!

kill!

kill!

[grave field]

True

KILL HER KILL HER

[uncut obsidian]

ok i gave it back

[grave field]

KILL HER NOW

[slate crown]

there's going to be a private brainfart server where all the OGs will hang out one day

[uncut obsidian]

hab fun

[slim osprey]

Kill

Murder

[oblique hearth]

weak

[slim osprey]

MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER

[slate crown]

though i doubt it'll ever happen at this rate

[grave field]

Lmfao

[wide bough]

August was still the peak

[hushed marsh]

Genuinely

The Summer was the best

[wide bough]

Actually funny shit posted

[oblique hearth]

I have new discord bot idea,
Make a bot that makes random people say the Nword in the chat and wait for other moderators to ban them

[wide bough]

Brainfart rarity

[hushed marsh]

Its been a lot more people coming in and just like

Saying shit for the sake of being controversial, or look at me guys Im so edgy

[wide bough]

ON GOD

[grave field]

Summertime render

[slim osprey]

Real

[wide bough]

dude the memes have been so fucking awful from the new guys

[slate crown]

it's even worse now that im completely out of weed

[wide bough]

Like the regulars’ memes are tolerable but Jesus Christ the newbies

[oblique hearth]

I would post perfect diamonds, but everyone is just offended these days

[grave field]

Do it

You have nothing to lose

[slate crown]

they managed to lower the collective IQ of this place singlehandedly

[grave field]

And everything to gain