#🎪bruh-fart

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real tinsel
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i'm into dubstep again

fading shuttle
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no

real tinsel
lilac kelp
real tinsel
flat lava
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This but joan of arc

eager igloo
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How old are we talking?

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Literally me fr fr

spiral hawk
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True that.

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There is like a 60+ year old woman who I am currently trying to bang.

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She is so fucking hot.

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And super flirty.

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I LOVE OLDER WOMAN

stone blade
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What

upbeat bobcat
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We didn't need to know that

flat lava
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Soft cap is 50

spiral hawk
devout hull
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chances are, the older they are the more freaky they are in bed

spiral hawk
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YESSIRSKI

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Them post menopause women be freaky as hell.

flat lava
spiral hawk
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No way she is over 60

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she must have drank from the fountain of youth

devout hull
spiral hawk
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plus older women usually have some money and will buy you nice things

devout hull
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Puts her into a genome extractor

flat lava
spiral hawk
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kek everytime he nuts in her and she swallows his cum it de ages her by 3 months

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my b wrong chat

devout hull
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Yeah, I was gonna talk about "holes trained in a specific way" but then realized this isn't an NSFW server.

spiral hawk
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What do men in the zone do with no women around?

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is it prison rules?

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So stuff with other men doesn't count when in the zone

devout hull
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I'm not joking.

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Move over, Florida Man. Zone Stalker is the next crazy type of people.

devout hull
spiral hawk
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If I lived in the stalker world I would make hella money trafficking women in to the zone

devout hull
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For no particular reason.

hidden path
oblique hearth
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There are two types of people in this world. Men and mentally unstable

hidden path
wind forum
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aww hell nah

hidden path
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can you believe no one bought it

wind forum
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look like they might be kinda good

spiral hawk
hidden path
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yeah it's why I bought it. they don't look bad, just fuck the name

upbeat bobcat
spiral hawk
wind forum
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train to remove and lift a reinforced pane of storm glass and carry it across the room

narrow lotus
hidden path
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Train to lift your bros and give them kisses on the forehead

kindred dawn
gaunt trout
primal palm
midnight tree
slate crown
heady crow
hidden path
slate crown
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hehe, pp face PepeHappy

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wtf monkaS

hidden path
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tongue

heady crow
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Tongue

hidden path
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he's ok no worries

wind forum
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honestly

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thats a french looking cat

hidden path
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How is he french

slate crown
wind forum
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he built different

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A snow shoe isn't he?

hidden path
ruby hound
hidden path
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alqo just kindda

heady crow
wind forum
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Yeah really big fan of snow shoes

slate crown
placid sail
heady crow
slate crown
placid sail
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what industrial revolution does to a mf

slate crown
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fuck you am crab

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i don't bend to your societal norms

placid sail
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YOU STICKY PICKLE

slate crown
hidden path
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I'd buy it too

slate crown
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fuck now i gotta listen to the song again kekw

heady crow
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Oh wtf its you pango

slate crown
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took you long enough kek2

heady crow
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Ya

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Wassup

slate crown
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fuck wrong one

heady crow
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Me

slate crown
slate crown
heady crow
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Why did you have this ready

slate crown
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mf i changed my whole identity just for this meme kek2

heady crow
slate crown
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i am committed to the bit

slate crown
gaunt trout
heady crow
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Avg rally enjoyer chad

gaunt trout
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hold up

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i should have a nice video of my gameplay

heady crow
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@slate crown

upbeat bobcat
spiral hawk
heady crow
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Real

placid sail
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attention class

gaunt trout
spiral hawk
slate crown
heady crow
heady crow
slate crown
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me when @grizzled meadow

upbeat bobcat
slate crown
heady crow
slate crown
upbeat bobcat
slate crown
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ACTUAL HIVE MIND

gaunt trout
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i made both of those in 1 race and made it to the end

heady crow
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How did you find footage of me driving to my cottage

slate crown
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10kms of dirt road monkaS

ocean pulsar
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yo guys let me film this clip

gaunt trout
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and i was riding in 1 pearson camera

heady crow
upbeat bobcat
heady crow
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Goals

slate crown
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Upstate New York moment

heady crow
lusty sonnet
heady crow
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Ares

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Ello

tame hazel
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whats the fastest way i can get 70$?

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sell my adhd meds lol

tame hazel
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i think selling ADHD meds is faster

slate crown
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who tf would buy it though

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unless it's adderall

midnight tree
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Me & who

stone blade
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Алееее :ДДДДДД

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📱

slate crown
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Kill him

wary flume
slate crown
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i think i bought this at some point in my life

hidden path
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update, the nuggets didn't taste like human skin

slate crown
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leave a bad yelp review saying that

slate crown
spiral hawk
tame hazel
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sucked 7 guys

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@slate crown

slate crown
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siiick

tame hazel
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im gonna cry im so happy lol

slate crown
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fuck yea dude

eager quest
rancid nebula
tame hazel
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my relative an idiot

tame hazel
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sent me a spoiler and tries to justify it

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i never in my life spoiled anything T-T why people treat me like that

ocean pulsar
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his name is beelzebub

wind forum
# tame hazel

Homeboy 2 hours away from the most disappointing experience of his life

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💀

wind forum
ocean pulsar
normal reef
slim osprey
slate crown
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wish my toaster could run it sadge

heady crow
somber warren
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Tarkov is like CBT Lite

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Psycho torture

heady crow
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its good for 2 months after the wipe where its most grueling then its meh

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blends into running juicer gear with 2 other dudes just having fun

somber warren
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Not exiting if you can buy the best gear every raid

heady crow
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i mean yeah legit at the 2 month spot you start getting m4s/aks with some best in slot attachments with korunds reliably from raids

oblique hearth
somber warren
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a death has to hurt

heady crow
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ye

urban ocean
grizzled meadow
flat lava
plucky void
fading shuttle
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we gotta make do

plucky void
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My youtube front page is completely stacked with GoW Ragnarok spoilers

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I don't understand the point of youtubers getting the game before the general public, and then proceeding to spoil every cutscene in the game before anyone else has a chance to even play it

runic torrent
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@astral vigil dggL

stone blade
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I love a nice afternoon coffee

hidden path
slim osprey
stone blade
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alo

stone blade
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ITS ME

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NO CAP

slim osprey
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Fr

slim osprey
stone blade
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never wear a mask when welding

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make the others know youre not afraid of the sparks

stone blade
slim osprey
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Real

stone blade
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always

heady vapor
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smh

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my immune system is strong enough to handle some funny lights

ocean pulsar
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my mw2 crashes when i reload my LMG when it's empty 💀

glad carbon
plucky void
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that's probably commentary about something kekleo

heady crow
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Ramirez last boof make it count

flat lava
sullen osprey
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THE WISHGRANTER IS REEEAAAALLL

sullen osprey
urban ocean
gaunt trout
# urban ocean

i saw one day similar think with tank of vodka in russia

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people were taking vodka from ditch with buckets

urban ocean
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Try not to ge a Slav challenge (Impossible)

gaunt trout
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tbh if i could

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i will do same think

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why this should go waste

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and destroy ecology

simple jolt
upbeat bobcat
oblique hearth
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stop being ratchet

stone blade
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@slim osprey so racing in snow or rain is basically horrible for either AWD or RWD cars

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you get like 20% reduced handling

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my CLK GTR which normally is a beast in X and S2 feels so rugged and likea boat on snow

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even with snow tires

slim osprey
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Huh

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I never had much trouble driving in the rain

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Can't speak for snow cause there's no snow in horizon 5

dreamy hornet
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Tip: If you wanna see in a blizzard non LED headlights are better

stone blade
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idk

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maybe the diff settings are bad or the ARBs are tuned bad

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I tuned the car myself and I'm not particularly good in tuning lel

dreamy hornet
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Oh and tailgating someone in a blizzard is a surefire way to make them slow down

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Counter intuitive. I know.

heady vapor
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remove your engine muffler and utilise echolocation to navigate blizzards

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guaranteed results

upbeat bobcat
dreamy hornet
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I miss having a flatbed truck with rear facing LED bedlights

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Fucking effective for tailgaters in blizzards

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I cant see
You cant see
Now you move back

upbeat bobcat
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Just go faster

slim osprey
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My tactic is just to win

normal reef
simple jolt
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how many minutes ago

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hours

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i am quite blind

dreamy hornet
# upbeat bobcat Just go faster

Mountain roads that wind
Someone dies on my road every month or so
They lose control with no weather or external factors at least once a week and total their vehicles

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I see a new dead deer about twice a week on the roadside

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I'd speed up if I didnt expect these absolute idiots to be sideways unconscious in their totaled car 50 ft around a blind corner

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Not even my driveway is safe
A quarter mile on both ways on my street two separate idiots have lost control and creamed power poles, one right in front of the driveway that gave me a neat excuse to not go to work

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Oh and another one within that quarter mile stretch lost control and died wrapped around a massive oak tree

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I shit you not the road is either cursed or these idiots are a special kind

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speed up

stone blade
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@slim osprey ok fuck henneseys and shit

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WE GO BACK TO THE LOTUS GT

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forgot how OP that thing was

heady vapor
oblique hearth
hidden patio
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@heady crow @slim osprey

slim osprey
slim osprey
upbeat bobcat
oblique hearth
eager quest
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i am not in danger

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i am the danger

hushed marsh
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The people in my walls dont scare me

upbeat bobcat
heady crow
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Spoiling us rotten larkin

hidden patio
hushed marsh
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Mm spicy

distant bone
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Those are some adorable cats Larkin

undone wave
heady crow
sturdy copper
vale lagoon
heady crow
slim osprey
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Real

stone blade
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not real

slim osprey
heady crow
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Me

lusty sonnet
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Fr

placid sail
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@slate crown pho tai lan

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commentary

placid sail
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my mouth is being burned to ashes as we speak

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three separate hot sauces to the side to add to the dish

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some red stuff that looks like shriracha

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some transparent oil with a slice of chilli and and garlic swinging in it

dreamy hornet
placid sail
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some absolutely cursed dark red mess of seeds and whatever else with pools of red oil around it that looks evil

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@slate crown how many chilli peppers you eat a day

slate crown
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i don't kekw

placid sail
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oh, so it's only to traumatise the foreigners

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neat strategy

slate crown
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dammit now you made me hungry

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thank god i have some leftovers

placid sail
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okay, adding cursed dark red liquid in the soup was not the play coughs very spicy smelling blood

slate crown
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yea most of the spices are optional but it's still recommended to take only a small teaspoon kekcry

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you're fucked bz

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you're going to cry tomorrow morning

placid sail
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my ancestors are smiling at me

slate crown
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dont step into the light

ornate tulip
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Can yours say the same imperial?

placid sail
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I haven't even noticed until now that I shart my pants

slate crown
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you're going to get the chilli chills in a minute kek2

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just you wait

placid sail
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nah, it's fine

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I used the moderate amount of forbidden liquids

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spicy is tasty, but only if you can feel your mouth and food yet

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vietnam style bistros are actually quite popular here

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my theory is, a typical slavic person really, really enjoys SOUP

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and most of those pho bos thingies are giant ass bowls of broth

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and therefore, it's a union made in heaven

indigo marten
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🧠

normal reef
slate crown
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watdefok o_O

lusty sonnet
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Bz going to actually fart brains tomorrow

placid sail
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gonna ping Aldo and ask him if gamma is compatible with EFP

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will become khaaytil 2

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oh god

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I'm burping and sneezing

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help

lusty sonnet
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Fried your brain ay

placid sail
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it was worth it though

urban ocean
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Bruh, powerball in my state is 1.9 billion

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and the drawings tonight

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3 people already won $50K and a dude literally 2 miles from me won $2.4M

placid sail
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you will certainly win

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just buy a couple of tickets

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it doesn't cost much

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oldest scam in the world bwahaha

narrow lotus
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balls

upbeat bobcat
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Meatballs

urban ocean
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i have a bigger chance of being struck by lightning

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but good thing, I have about 200 family members and most of them live in my state

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Already coordinating with them to mass purchase lotto tickets

urban ocean
placid sail
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also jeez that's a lot of freaking relatives

urban ocean
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I'm puerto rican lol

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Married into Italian and Irish families, so we have a large pool

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We have to rent out a hall for family parties

upbeat bobcat
placid sail
urban ocean
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She's got like 30 relatives scattered across the US

placid sail
haughty radish
# urban ocean

The top one is a nurse and the bottom doesn’t even have a medical license

placid sail
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so yeah it's beyond my comprehension either way

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a congregation of russians that big will get insanely drunk and do something drastic and violent, with lots of casualties

indigo marten
urban ocean
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Everyone is a doctor or a lawyer or an architect or a CPA, etc. So the parties are boorish

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I only ever attend the major ones

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My fucking God Mother still sends me $500 checks on my bday and I'm 40!

upbeat bobcat
grizzled meadow
plucky void
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rule, britannia

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▶ Play video
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same joke but with Jennifer Lawrence dying of laughter

narrow lotus
eager quest
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SO HIIIIIIGHHH SOOOO HIIIIIIGHHHAY

warped elm
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had a fuckin dream about stalker where shakarov goes out in a psy storm,gets brainwashed to be believe in the monolith (which is real) and kills himself by smashing his skull with a rock he picked up

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was earily empty in the lab after that

oblique hearth
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Stalker is reaaaal

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Can we get much higher

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soo high

warped elm
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i dragged his ass back then he did the silly

oblique hearth
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have they died already?

stone blade
wary flume
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Someone send a Tyler durden edit

drifting lake
heady crow
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That shit is told here even before the greentext

stone blade
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GOOD MEME

heady crow
plucky void
crimson flame
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stalkers when nuclear warfare actually happens

hushed marsh
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You need to immediately run to somewhere weird so you can be an environmental storytelling skeleton

slim osprey
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@stone blade How's the pic?

stone blade
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any temperature changes in the picture?

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higher temperature I think would do nicely in forza 5

slim osprey
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Temperature is at 60, normally it is at 50

stone blade
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yee

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I knew it

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🤝

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my man

slim osprey
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Brings a nice feel to the pic

stone blade
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a warm one

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quite literally

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:D

slim osprey
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:)

grizzled meadow
slim osprey
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My gf helped me a bit with it

stone blade
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ye ive seen it before

slim osprey
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Giving feedback and shit

stone blade
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my random ass livery I made got 20 downloads

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kekw

pastel quartz
stone blade
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my tunes so far have about 230

slim osprey
stone blade
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not ingame 😭

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its on the hennesey

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honestly

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the hennesey for s2 and X class car

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has garbage handling

plucky void
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heck it legit looks like it'd fit in DUSK as an enemy

pastel quartz
plucky void
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nightmare fuel

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advice: don't taxidermize your pets

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I don't think there's literally anything good in looking at your dead pet's statue

pastel quartz
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make a drone out of them instead

plucky void
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make a roomba out of them

wary flume
plucky void
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they're trolling

wary flume
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Trolling

pastel quartz
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br*ts is this true

wary flume
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As someone who isn’t British I can confirm this

dreamy hornet
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All on...
fine china

pastel quartz
wary flume
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Imagine being b*itish 🤮

dreamy hornet
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Imagine being

pastel quartz
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imagine

dreamy hornet
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No thats british

pastel quartz
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lmao

wary flume
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Can the El Paso Mexico border be called Texico

pastel quartz
wary flume
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Here’s are really shitty drawing of texico

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What about Mexas

wary flume
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That could be an alternative

hushed marsh
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Rio Texico

pastel quartz
wary flume
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Idk I live in Australia

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We got the most basic bitch servo names

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Fuckin shell, puma, bp

pastel quartz
wary flume
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The most basic un creative shit

wary flume
dreamy hornet
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Hey you could be worse

wary flume
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Mexas

dreamy hornet
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Ive overheard a lady at a gas station tell her passenger gas doesnt taste that bad

hushed marsh
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she's correct

wary flume
drifting lake
vale lagoon
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this is bob

plucky void
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he's not getting out of that, is he

errant whale
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dolphins don't have arms or legs yet swim perfectly

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he can still wiggle his torso

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plus the body is buoyant naturally and with his lungs in the torso the limbs have a net lower buoyancy compared to the torso

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he'd just float to the surface unless there's lead in those uh pants

vale lagoon
errant whale
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yeah he's doing excellent

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it's a still from a video

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literally the only place he's able to move freely in lol

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thanks for posting that, didn't know about this guy

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he started life on hard/survivalist

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what a Chad

abstract path
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I'm back brainfart

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What's it today

hushed marsh
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Monday

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Or Tuesday, depends where you live

proven crown
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That is some trippy geometry

abstract path
plucky void
heady crow
heady crow
plucky void
#

you have finns

heady crow
grim radish
heady crow
plucky void
heady crow
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@slate crown

vale lagoon
wind forum
uncut obsidian
heady crow
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@slim osprey

slim osprey
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Idk

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But I feel you

fading shuttle
slim osprey
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How is brainfart doing tonight?

heady crow
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This is where i am mentally rn

slim osprey
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Kitty :3

heady crow
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You?

slim osprey
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Vibin

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Got the whole house for myself tonight

heady crow
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Ayy nice

slim osprey
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Gonna go cook soon

heady crow
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Planning on doing anything special for the occasion then or just chilling

slim osprey
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Just chilling

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Spending some time in a call with my gf

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When I'm done I'll go cook something

heady crow
slim osprey
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Not exactly sure what I'll cook

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Maybe a milanesa with a fried egg and some rice

heady crow
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Any other options to choose out of?

slim osprey
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Not really lol

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I can remove the rice and just eat meat with eggs

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Or meat with rice

heady crow
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Kekw

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Never can go wrong with meat and rice ig but ye kinda one dimensional

glad carbon
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It's just a choking hazard

heady crow
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I did eat one in middle school and nothing came out of lt

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Or atleast so i remember

glad carbon
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I've eaten the beads outta 4 of em for 50$

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👲🏿

heady crow
glad carbon
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You have the 'tism

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Virus

slim osprey
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Lemme look up a cure real quick

heady crow
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The only cure is cute boys 😔

grim radish
heady crow
slim osprey
heady crow
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😳😳

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Actually True

slim osprey
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Alright, I'll go cook

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Bye bye

heady crow
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Cya cropol

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Prolly gonna try to catch some sleep so caffeine isnt the only thing getting me through the day

glad carbon
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High speed shitposting

plucky void
plucky void
normal reef
slim osprey
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Bruh

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I actually saw a NSFW pic of her earlier today

glad carbon
grizzled meadow
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Where is Aldo when I need him

slate crown
coral egret
upbeat bobcat
abstract path
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Boop

swift scarab
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I finally found the old game I used to play when I was like 7

abstract path
upbeat bobcat
swift scarab
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Deserved

upbeat bobcat
plucky void
midnight tree
quartz saffron
upbeat bobcat
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Always blame others GigaChadGIF

glad carbon
upbeat bobcat
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Something busted alright

glad carbon
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Wax ain't even hard to clean

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Just scrape it off with plastic or credit card

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Won't break the TV screen if you're not hamfisted with it

tame hazel
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hello

midnight tree
errant river
swift scarab
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They made a 2nd one, and they’re currently working on a 3rd

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My eyes have been blessed

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Or blinded, same difference

narrow lotus
flat lava
stone blade
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@heady crow thoughts on genesis XIX

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sodom's album

stone blade
fair marsh
gaunt trout
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Wtf

oblique hearth
gaunt trout
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Polish government called smile an "unnatural face expression"

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(In 5 years old kid)

gaunt trout
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Well

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That was nice to know you guys

eager igloo
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Have you seen a smiling offical?

glad carbon
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Facial structure has been deformed due to lack of empathy and critical thinking

swift scarab
eager igloo
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No

eager igloo
swift scarab
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Damn

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Hmm yes

hidden path
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nice dream, wake up

narrow lotus
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Oof

hidden path
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happens

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at least I have my cats

stone blade
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you'll be fine

midnight tree
hidden path
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fr fr

stone blade
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@slim osprey we in this bitch

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remember lads

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fr means farted recently

stone blade
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@eager igloo MOUSE

eager igloo
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Tis me

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Hello

hidden path
stone blade
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me when I have to get up for uni

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man

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I forgot how good amon amarth were

hidden path
#

a mimir

eager igloo
stone blade
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a mimir

midnight tree
heady crow
stone blade
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da bruno

narrow lotus
# heady crow

all fun in games until the CIA knocks at ur door for a free trip to Area 51

upbeat bobcat
midnight tree
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@heady crow this could be us but you keep playing

midnight tree
somber warren
somber warren
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I knew it. Everyone with anime pfp is a fed

upbeat bobcat
somber warren
fading shuttle
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remember who your true friends are

somber warren
broken topaz
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I generated this one with an AI

somber warren
#

Wierd, that is exactly what a Fed would say

broken topaz
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I'm not a fed !!

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I'm too much of a failure to be a federal agent

stone blade
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@slim osprey

midnight tree
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I smell fed balls

broken topaz
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You don't smell my balls

narrow lotus
midnight tree
broken topaz
stone blade
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always repost memes with at least 5 minute latency in the same server

broken topaz
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Of course

stone blade
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💗

eager igloo
stone blade
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there we go

broken topaz
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sorry i couldnt repost i was writing an ethics assignment

stone blade
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sorry I couldn't repost I was doing your mom

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hahahahaahah

broken topaz
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Dad ?

placid sail
stone blade
stone blade
queen finch
hidden path
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I'm gonna start actually fucking with people on my bike

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I want to stress out people on the road

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fuck em

broken topaz
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Fuck drivers

rancid nebula
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Fuck me

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😳

broken topaz
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Okay

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When

rancid nebula
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1 hour ago

hidden path
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I'm finally getting my licence and a fucking old guy decided to jump in front of my in a roundabout

broken topaz
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I don't think that's within my power

hidden path
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fucking despise people who can't even pretend to drive normally

broken topaz
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Them and kids

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Are actively suicidal

hidden path
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He was in his car and just

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"mmmh yes I will go right before this guy that is clearly already on me" clueless

broken topaz
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Dude I was coming around a bend in a country rode

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At like 100

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Which is the speed limit

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And at the end of the bend which you couldn't really see far into

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Was this granny in a Mercedes

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Going 30

rancid nebula
hidden path
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I'm in a pretty good city to bike in and I try not to be an obnoxious shit cyclist

broken topaz
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I fucking passed her, looked over she could barely even glimpse over the steering wheel

hidden path
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but holy shit use your turn signals people

broken topaz
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BMW drivers

hidden path
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any car when there's a right turn to be made and they just look dead ahead

broken topaz
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I fully support

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Banning cars from cities

rancid nebula
hidden path
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I suppirt killing old people

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Love seeing them completely disregard all laws and I'm supposed to feel bad for them

broken topaz
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Same

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My grandma bless her soul

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Refuses to shift from second to third gear

hidden path
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Never let them tell you what to do

broken topaz
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People over 35 should have to retake their practical exam

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Every 5 years

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People over 50 every 2 years

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People in retirement age shouldn't drive at all

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Penis

stone blade
broken topaz
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Fr fr

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I did stop drinking for that reason

stone blade
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what

broken topaz
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What

stone blade
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hmm

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must've been the wind

broken topaz
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Y-yea

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Bet it was

stone blade
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фр

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fr*

eager igloo
stone blade
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:D

urban ocean
stone blade
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THAT NAME

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WINDHELMS PRONOUN DISRESPECTER

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10/10

urban ocean
hidden path
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I think I'm gonna buy a scooter or some shit

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I genuinely don't like driving

urban ocean
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I love driving

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So much so I opened a driving school

hidden path
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People keep trying to kill themselves in front of my car

urban ocean
hidden path
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more people in other cars have tried to kill themselves in front of mine than cyclists

urban ocean
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MFW Bicyclists literally have to follow the same laws as other vehicles and they do anything but.

hidden path
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not gonna say all cyclists are good at that yeah

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I support giving me a shotgun so I can make people respect laws

urban ocean
hidden path
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north america moment

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me car, me road, simple as

eager igloo
urban ocean
urban ocean
hidden path
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he has a phone

grim radish
abstract path
narrow lotus
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Again , i take that as a perk

narrow lotus
normal reef
stone blade
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okay

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thatis the wrong link

narrow lotus
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kekw tf

stone blade
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this is the right link

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now the meme makes sense

upbeat bobcat
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Bo'om gear dumb

somber warren
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woods best map

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fight me

stone blade
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DA

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FUCKING DA

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IT IS

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MY MAN

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🤝 🤝 🤝

somber warren
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Insane amounts of loot no one knows about

stone blade
somber warren
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if i don't know which map i should play, i always go woods.

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Make money kill players

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good times

stone blade
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go woods
loot half the map cuz nobody else loots it
leave stacked
??
GrokChadGAMMA

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woods enjoyers

somber warren
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Thats the Woods Spirit

stone blade
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🤝

somber warren
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Shoot Clueless Chad
Loot all his shit and fraud yours

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Still full with barter loot with worth over 800k

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+new meta kit

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Woods best map

stone blade
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north side of woods >>> south side GrokChadGAMMA

somber warren
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South side is the shit. I never go north side

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why should i

stone blade
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well

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both are good

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depends

somber warren
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only if you need sthurman kills

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or if you spawn at med fob

stone blade
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north has some valuable shit in the bunker and abbandoned village

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so ez gold chains lions coins and all that

somber warren
stone blade
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🔪

somber warren
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i am talking about north xD

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I have been playing tarkov for years, know all the callouts no need for compass

stone blade
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i dont use compass too

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I just kow the map like the back of my hand

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I know the map better than I do my lessons

somber warren
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same. I love woods

stone blade
#

same

somber warren
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Night or day?

stone blade
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woods enjoyers GrokChadGAMMA

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both i'd say

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night has thermal cunts

somber warren
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yeah both is good, bit i have been enjoying night a lot with the new nvg rework

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just looks gorgeous

somber warren
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i have 3 thermals now i will never play xD

stone blade
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night was good before cuz you could loot even more
unless you ran into a thermal homo

somber warren
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thermal is just cope for being bad

stone blade
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why we talking here

somber warren
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i mean its not against the rules right?

stone blade
stone blade
somber warren
heady vapor
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fading shuttle
heady vapor
fading shuttle
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thats why Cori is here now, they got demoted

somber warren
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Fucking Fed

heady crow
heady vapor
# uncut obsidian what the fuck

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plucky void
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insert brazzers logo

midnight tree
stone blade
abstract path
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Hows brainfart tasting today

dreamy hornet
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I dislike that phrasing

slim osprey
placid sail
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big roach energy

midnight tree
slim osprey
wide bough
plucky void
narrow lotus
dreamy hornet
slim osprey
somber warren
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bro imagine getting shot with a hi-point

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i would just lie and say i shot myself

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shit would be embarrassing

slim osprey
somber warren
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Murica 100

slate crown
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@placid sail your weekly jammer sir.
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oblique hearth
midnight tree
oblique hearth
narrow lotus
slate crown
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odd pairing tbh