#🎪bruh-fart
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he's literally me fr
just listen to apashe
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Ye bish, Apashe best 
This but joan of arc
True that.
There is like a 60+ year old woman who I am currently trying to bang.
She is so fucking hot.
And super flirty.
I LOVE OLDER WOMAN
What
We didn't need to know that
Soft cap is 50
Well you do now.
chances are, the older they are the more freaky they are in bed
plus older women usually have some money and will buy you nice things
Puts her into a genome extractor
She drank from tiktok zoomer chad
kek everytime he nuts in her and she swallows his cum it de ages her by 3 months
my b wrong chat
Yeah, I was gonna talk about "holes trained in a specific way" but then realized this isn't an NSFW server.
What do men in the zone do with no women around?
is it prison rules?
So stuff with other men doesn't count when in the zone
Fleshes.
I'm not joking.
Move over, Florida Man. Zone Stalker is the next crazy type of people.
Why does that mouse trap not have a revolver attached to it?
If I lived in the stalker world I would make hella money trafficking women in to the zone
There are two types of people. Normal and Bling.
Also felt the need to post this:
For no particular reason.
There are two types of people in this world. Men and mentally unstable

aww hell nah
can you believe no one bought it
look like they might be kinda good
yeah it's why I bought it. they don't look bad, just fuck the name
train to remove and lift a reinforced pane of storm glass and carry it across the room
no kurwa
Train to lift your bros and give them kisses on the forehead
meme template I recorded for those with no time
i love it when @grizzled meadow said "it's Falcon time" and Falcoed everywhere
https://youtu.be/3QTOiZADmqw
tongue
Tongue
he's ok no worries
How is he french
looks like a hostage photo
he ok
alqo just kindda
Yeah really big fan of snow shoes
I'd buy it if it was on a shirt
what industrial revolution does to a mf
YOU STICKY PICKLE

I'd buy it too
fuck now i gotta listen to the song again 
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took you long enough 
fuck wrong one
@heady crow be like:
chilling, killing
mf i changed my whole identity just for this meme 
i am committed to the bit
i like having a fuck ton of memes reactions on standby whenever someone says something related but this one required a bit more prep 
literally me in dirt rally
Avg rally enjoyer chad
@slate crown
Me frfr ong
Real
attention class
fuck this is on my old phone
oh no
@upbeat bobcat
@upbeat bobcat

ACTUAL HIVE MIND
How did you find footage of me driving to my cottage
10kms of dirt road 
yo guys let me film this clip
and i was riding in 1 pearson camera
Goals
Upstate New York moment

i think selling ADHD meds is faster
Me & who
i think i bought this at some point in my life
leave a bad yelp review saying that
Shame
siiick
im gonna cry im so happy lol
my relative an idiot
sent me a spoiler and tries to justify it
i never in my life spoiled anything T-T why people treat me like that
cute cat
his name is beelzebub

Real Tarkov Gamers
wish my toaster could run it 
Be glad
maybe its for the better
its good for 2 months after the wipe where its most grueling then its meh
blends into running juicer gear with 2 other dudes just having fun
yeah, i like it more when there is more at stake
Not exiting if you can buy the best gear every raid
i mean yeah legit at the 2 month spot you start getting m4s/aks with some best in slot attachments with korunds reliably from raids
a death has to hurt
ye
@zenith grove this could be us. I could be your support surfer.
I fucking love this cat + "stop being Ratchet"
dumb broad doxxed herself on a videogame for internet fame points

times are tough due to certain events in eastern europe
we gotta make do
My youtube front page is completely stacked with GoW Ragnarok spoilers
I don't understand the point of youtubers getting the game before the general public, and then proceeding to spoil every cutscene in the game before anyone else has a chance to even play it
@astral vigil dggL
I love a nice afternoon coffee
alo
Fr
what's better than half-life and darksynth? how about these two things COMBINEd? (see what i did there?)
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assert dominance
Real
always
my mw2 crashes when i reload my LMG when it's empty 💀
Turn that off in the settings
Ramirez last boof make it count
THE WISH GRANTER IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE WISHGRANTER IS REEEAAAALLL

i saw one day similar think with tank of vodka in russia
people were taking vodka from ditch with buckets
Try not to ge a Slav challenge (Impossible)
tbh if i could
i will do same think
why this should go waste
and destroy ecology
like all tarkov players, they are all allergic to women
stop being ratchet
@slim osprey so racing in snow or rain is basically horrible for either AWD or RWD cars
you get like 20% reduced handling
my CLK GTR which normally is a beast in X and S2 feels so rugged and likea boat on snow
even with snow tires
Huh
I never had much trouble driving in the rain
Can't speak for snow cause there's no snow in horizon 5
Tip: If you wanna see in a blizzard non LED headlights are better
idk
maybe the diff settings are bad or the ARBs are tuned bad
I tuned the car myself and I'm not particularly good in tuning lel
Oh and tailgating someone in a blizzard is a surefire way to make them slow down
Counter intuitive. I know.
remove your engine muffler and utilise echolocation to navigate blizzards
guaranteed results
I miss having a flatbed truck with rear facing LED bedlights
Fucking effective for tailgaters in blizzards
I cant see
You cant see
Now you move back
Just go faster
My tactic is just to win
bro this has been posted like
how many minutes ago
hours
i am quite blind
Mountain roads that wind
Someone dies on my road every month or so
They lose control with no weather or external factors at least once a week and total their vehicles
I see a new dead deer about twice a week on the roadside
I'd speed up if I didnt expect these absolute idiots to be sideways unconscious in their totaled car 50 ft around a blind corner
Not even my driveway is safe
A quarter mile on both ways on my street two separate idiots have lost control and creamed power poles, one right in front of the driveway that gave me a neat excuse to not go to work
Oh and another one within that quarter mile stretch lost control and died wrapped around a massive oak tree
I shit you not the road is either cursed or these idiots are a special kind
speed up
@slim osprey ok fuck henneseys and shit
WE GO BACK TO THE LOTUS GT
forgot how OP that thing was
for sure someone had seizure after that
@heady crow @slim osprey

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The people in my walls dont scare me
Oh my god we get 2 for 1?
Spoiling us rotten larkin
Indeed. Robin actually got them to take a really good photo.
Mm spicy
Those are some adorable cats Larkin
Is that some cinnamon rich coffee ? 
Real
not real
Me
Fr
my mouth is being burned to ashes as we speak
three separate hot sauces to the side to add to the dish
some red stuff that looks like shriracha
some transparent oil with a slice of chilli and and garlic swinging in it
some absolutely cursed dark red mess of seeds and whatever else with pools of red oil around it that looks evil
@slate crown how many chilli peppers you eat a day
i don't 
okay, adding cursed dark red liquid in the soup was not the play coughs very spicy smelling blood
yea most of the spices are optional but it's still recommended to take only a small teaspoon 
you're fucked bz
you're going to cry tomorrow morning
my ancestors are smiling at me
Can yours say the same imperial?
I feel so peaceful now
I haven't even noticed until now that I shart my pants
nah, it's fine
I used the moderate amount of forbidden liquids
spicy is tasty, but only if you can feel your mouth and food yet
vietnam style bistros are actually quite popular here
my theory is, a typical slavic person really, really enjoys SOUP
and most of those pho bos thingies are giant ass bowls of broth
and therefore, it's a union made in heaven
🧠
watdefok 
Bz going to actually fart brains tomorrow
gonna ping Aldo and ask him if gamma is compatible with EFP
will become khaaytil 2
oh god
I'm burping and sneezing
help
Fried your brain ay
it was worth it though
Bruh, powerball in my state is 1.9 billion
and the drawings tonight
3 people already won $50K and a dude literally 2 miles from me won $2.4M
you will certainly win
just buy a couple of tickets
it doesn't cost much
oldest scam in the world bwahaha
balls
Meatballs
I know
i have a bigger chance of being struck by lightning
but good thing, I have about 200 family members and most of them live in my state
Already coordinating with them to mass purchase lotto tickets
You counting us in or?
The mod staff if they give me immunity
oh heeeey, what a nice opportunity to have a battle royale with your whole extended family!
also jeez that's a lot of freaking relatives
I'm puerto rican lol
Married into Italian and Irish families, so we have a large pool
We have to rent out a hall for family parties
Up this yo ass
holy shit
My wife's family is a fraction of the size lol
She's got like 30 relatives scattered across the US
I think I know a grand total of 10 relatives? maybe 15
The top one is a nurse and the bottom doesn’t even have a medical license
so yeah it's beyond my comprehension either way
a congregation of russians that big will get insanely drunk and do something drastic and violent, with lots of casualties
walls
Yeah we don't have incidents at our parties. Happens when most of your family is on the upper crust
Everyone is a doctor or a lawyer or an architect or a CPA, etc. So the parties are boorish
I only ever attend the major ones
My fucking God Mother still sends me $500 checks on my bday and I'm 40!
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same joke but with Jennifer Lawrence dying of laughter
Thank you to Izziibel for voicing Charmy in the most self-indulgent thing I've ever made.
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CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHERRRRRR
SO HIIIIIIGHHH SOOOO HIIIIIIGHHHAY
had a fuckin dream about stalker where shakarov goes out in a psy storm,gets brainwashed to be believe in the monolith (which is real) and kills himself by smashing his skull with a rock he picked up
was earily empty in the lab after that
creepypasta material
bro that mf just said ,,fuck it i allways wanted to see what happens" and walked out
i dragged his ass back then he did the silly
have they died already?
Someone send a Tyler durden edit
Ahahahahahahhahahaha thats a classic
That shit is told here even before the greentext
You need to immediately run to somewhere weird so you can be an environmental storytelling skeleton
@stone blade How's the pic?
SPICE
any temperature changes in the picture?
higher temperature I think would do nicely in forza 5
Temperature is at 60, normally it is at 50
Brings a nice feel to the pic
:)
I wanted to ping you but I knew you would see it anyway
My gf helped me a bit with it
ye ive seen it before
Giving feedback and shit
my tunes so far have about 230
Ay show the livery
not ingame 😭
its on the hennesey
honestly
the hennesey for s2 and X class car
has garbage handling
looks like a low poly model from some boomer shooter
heck it legit looks like it'd fit in DUSK as an enemy
a friend of mine said literally the same thing about dusk lol
nightmare fuel
advice: don't taxidermize your pets
I don't think there's literally anything good in looking at your dead pet's statue
make a drone out of them instead
Sexy ngl
As someone who isn’t British I can confirm this
All on...
fine china
thank you
Imagine being b*itish 🤮
Imagine being
imagine
No thats british
lmao
Can the El Paso Mexico border be called Texico
That could be an alternative
Rio Texico
isn't that a petroil corporation or something
Idk I live in Australia
We got the most basic bitch servo names
Fuckin shell, puma, bp
apparently petroil isn't a real word i might be retarded
The most basic un creative shit
It’s petrol not petroil
Hey you could be worse
Mexas
Ive overheard a lady at a gas station tell her passenger gas doesnt taste that bad
she's correct
POV native Australians in rural towns
perfectly cut videos
this is bob
he's not getting out of that, is he
dolphins don't have arms or legs yet swim perfectly
he can still wiggle his torso
plus the body is buoyant naturally and with his lungs in the torso the limbs have a net lower buoyancy compared to the torso
he'd just float to the surface unless there's lead in those uh pants
that's why they call him bob
yeah he's doing excellent
it's a still from a video
literally the only place he's able to move freely in lol
thanks for posting that, didn't know about this guy
he started life on hard/survivalist
what a Chad
Kenshi Rock Bottom
That is some trippy geometry
We only have horsedays, sire
humans don't have fins
But im finnish
oof poor guy
@slate crown
i love living in the future
@slim osprey
How is brainfart doing tonight?
This is where i am mentally rn
Kitty :3
Doing fine. Cant sleep but gives a good opportunity to listen through albums and go through thoughts i otherwise wouldnt go through
You?
Ayy nice
Gonna go cook soon
Planning on doing anything special for the occasion then or just chilling
Just chilling
Spending some time in a call with my gf
When I'm done I'll go cook something
Any other options to choose out of?
Not really lol
I can remove the rice and just eat meat with eggs
Or meat with rice
The only cure is cute boys 😔
Literally me
Cya cropol
Prolly gonna try to catch some sleep so caffeine isnt the only thing getting me through the day
You should do Adderall too
High speed shitposting
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literally 1984
this deep fried artichoke will BLOW YOU

Where is Aldo when I need him

bro filmed me
Mistake is you expected sfw in brainfart
Boop
lmao
lmao
I finally found the old game I used to play when I was like 7
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the duplet
Deserved
epilepsy: the game
Something busted alright
Wax ain't even hard to clean
Just scrape it off with plastic or credit card
Won't break the TV screen if you're not hamfisted with it
hello
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My eyes have been blessed
Or blinded, same difference
I call it a perk 
Wtf
every femboy before 30 years old
Have you seen a smiling offical?
Bureaucrats can't smile
Facial structure has been deformed due to lack of empathy and critical thinking
Do presidents count
No
Politicans don't count
Damn
Hmm yes
Oof
you'll be fine
fr fr
a mimir
To this day I wonder what he did
a mimir
da bruno
all fun in games until the CIA knocks at ur door for a free trip to Area 51
@heady crow this could be us but you keep playing
I knew it. Everyone with anime pfp is a fed
What about furries
What about you getting some bitches?
remember who your true friends are
Pipe Bombs Before Hoes
Wierd, that is exactly what a Fed would say
You don't smell my balls
balls
Of course
💗
there we go
sorry i couldnt repost i was writing an ethics assignment
Dad ?
sorry , son
now this is a quality memne
I'm gonna start actually fucking with people on my bike
I want to stress out people on the road
fuck em
Fuck drivers
1 hour ago
I'm finally getting my licence and a fucking old guy decided to jump in front of my in a roundabout
I don't think that's within my power
fucking despise people who can't even pretend to drive normally
Dude old people are trying to die I swear
Them and kids
Are actively suicidal
Kill him
He was in his car and just
"mmmh yes I will go right before this guy that is clearly already on me" 
Dude I was coming around a bend in a country rode
At like 100
Which is the speed limit
And at the end of the bend which you couldn't really see far into
Was this granny in a Mercedes
Going 30
Kill her
I'm in a pretty good city to bike in and I try not to be an obnoxious shit cyclist
I fucking passed her, looked over she could barely even glimpse over the steering wheel
but holy shit use your turn signals people
I suppirt killing old people
Love seeing them completely disregard all laws and I'm supposed to feel bad for them
Never let them tell you what to do
People over 35 should have to retake their practical exam
Every 5 years
People over 50 every 2 years
People in retirement age shouldn't drive at all
Penis
what
What
:D
We should just ban bicyclists from roads
People keep trying to kill themselves in front of my car
Average cyclist trying not to be suicidal on the road challenge (impossible)
more people in other cars have tried to kill themselves in front of mine than cyclists
MFW Bicyclists literally have to follow the same laws as other vehicles and they do anything but.
not gonna say all cyclists are good at that yeah
I support giving me a shotgun so I can make people respect laws
There's a weird thing about pedestrians. As soon as they touch pavement, all self preservation instincts go right out the window
Dead bodies have that quality to them
Discord mobile being dumb right now
ok i laughed out loud at this one
TONIGHT ON ESCAPE FROM TARKOVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwX-KS1816c
Iedy camps the chads
Ghosty dies again...
and I'm busy looting woods...
@narrow lotus
okay
thatis the wrong link
tf
Bo'om gear 
Insane amounts of loot no one knows about
been telling people that for ages
if i don't know which map i should play, i always go woods.
Make money kill players
good times
Thats the Woods Spirit
🤝
Shoot Clueless Chad
Loot all his shit and fraud yours
Still full with barter loot with worth over 800k
+new meta kit
Woods best map
north side of woods >>> south side 
north has some valuable shit in the bunker and abbandoned village
so ez gold chains lions coins and all that
oh wait i fucked up my directions bc i never use compass lol
🔪
i am talking about north xD
I have been playing tarkov for years, know all the callouts no need for compass
i dont use compass too
I just kow the map like the back of my hand
I know the map better than I do my lessons
same. I love woods
same
Night or day?
yeah both is good, bit i have been enjoying night a lot with the new nvg rework
just looks gorgeous
Killed a couple in the last days
i have 3 thermals now i will never play xD
night was good before cuz you could loot even more
unless you ran into a thermal homo
thermal is just cope for being bad
i mean its not against the rules right?
📠
better to talk there instead of here
ok i'm down
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thats why Cori is here now, they got demoted
Fucking Fed
what the fuck
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insert brazzers logo
Hows brainfart tasting today
I dislike that phrasing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2HR1aUvJGs recent-ish maria upload that I hadn't seen yet
jeeez dallas what the HECK is in that ampule
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i feel that
bro imagine getting shot with a hi-point
i would just lie and say i shot myself
shit would be embarrassing
Murica 100
@placid sail your weekly jammer sir.
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Just the Two of Us meme with Kobeni from Chainsaw Man and Rocky from Rocky 4
there was a vid of chiaki fujiwara and thomas shelby next to eachother with this playing, and another with yor forger and 007 so I'm just copyin' them lol
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odd pairing tbh
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