🎪bruh-fart

[slate crown]

@heady crow just copped myself one of these bad boys
https://youtu.be/KDyXZfeYjsw

[heady crow]

AYYYY

[slate crown]

now my zaza will last much longer thanks to it

[grizzled meadow]

Kill la Kill 10/10 anime

[heady crow]

The d2 sessions will be even more psychotic than ever before

[slate crown]

usually I'll smoke half a gram in 1 breath but using one of those makes it much more efficient, i took 5 pulls using it

[oblique hearth]

we need no anime rule

[eager quest]

a scottish friend once asked me if i wanna know how to make a homemade bomb

im so sad i turned down the offer

[eager quest]

@heady crow wanna play anything

[narrow lotus]

p!birb

[heady crow]

Nah gotta clean my room and think about what ill do about my military service

[slate crown]

p!fish

[foggy mantle]

@slate crown, casted out a line... You caught a Uncommon Fish 🐟
This item was added to your inventory.

[grizzled meadow]

Wait fr or joking?

[slate crown]

wait

[heady crow]

What

[narrow lotus]

Tf

[grizzled meadow]

The military thing

[oblique hearth]

mf is going to ukraine

its like brasil rn

[heady crow]

Rn the plan is to go into a bigger brigade up north to become a pioneer and to have a better chance at getting into a reserve officer school

[grizzled meadow]

Think of me when you'll become the head of everything

Find me a job and shit

[slate crown]

oh yeay gym bro is also studying to become a reserve officer

[dreamy hornet]

You got no job?

[haughty shore]

Don't go to war stay at home and play a game of stalker

[heady crow]

Nah. My older brother was a medic sergeant, other brother a military Police and went through reserve officer school but dont remember the rank he got from there and my dad was a communications sergeant and was a peacekeeper in lebanon

[grizzled meadow]

Ah so it's basically a tradition

[heady crow]

Ye and other choice would be civil service

Also want to dunk on cringy 15 year olds on the internet glorying war and talking about how soldiers are real men

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/S1b8T0Gce5I

the Falco experience

[heady crow]

If you get finnish citizenship and join the defence forces id have a good chance at being the officer who screams at you during training

[grizzled meadow]

Fine I'll stay right here

[heady crow]

Fine

Ill have to come there then

[fading shuttle]

how'd you get crystals schedule

[quartz saffron]

Hello Finnish guy

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/EbrWA0GZ370

[quartz saffron]

Only thing I know about Finland is csgo and a lot of party drugs

[heady crow]

Hello presumably american guy

[quartz saffron]

Yehhhh I’m American

[heady crow]

Youre not wrong about either of those

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/kPkT0jMjEu8

[heady crow]

But tbf our csgo scene fell off after jamppi joined ence

[quartz saffron]

I’m like one of four Americans here before the YouTubers made videos about stalker

🤝

[heady crow]

🤝

Avg og chad

[quartz saffron]

I got a buddy from Finland, major alcoholic though

[heady crow]

Yeah being finnish im not suprised

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

He and I usually talk about Dota and other shit like csgo

Ironically I thought csgo would be more popular, but riot games dominate the scene here in US

[heady crow]

NA

[quartz saffron]

Yeah, we suck

But we get paid the most lmao doing nothing

[heady crow]

Ye meanwhile 3/4 of all NA league players are imports from asia and eu

[fading shuttle]

thats because if americans wanted to see a shootout between terrorists and police, they would just go outside

[quartz saffron]

All these pro esport guys just stream all day

[quartz saffron]

Lmao don’t get me started

[heady crow]

Ye i wish there was a better system for improving local talent there since yall have such a large population

[heady crow]

https://fxtwitter.com/HANCOCK_LOL/status/1588138160286056448?s=20&t=TNGN4v1Np4pi-bWB3T6Abg

[slim osprey]

I ain't reading all that

But good for you

Or sorry it happened

Idk

[slim osprey]

Amen

[onyx birch]

[lusty sonnet]

Tldr: He has a piercing fetish

[slim osprey]

Cool

[quartz saffron]

Another thinkpad enjoyer

[gaunt trout]

guess who is back

[quartz saffron]

🤝

[gaunt trout]

back again

[grizzled meadow]

I like my bitches natural

Better?

[slim osprey]

That came out of nowhere

Fair enough my man

[narrow lotus]

@grizzled meadow noob forgot friday is a thing

this time i had to cover for him renaming the channel , damn you falco

!!!!111!

[fading shuttle]

i like my women exactly like i like my monsters, unnatural

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/you-forget-a-thousand-thing-everydaypal-make-sure-this-is-on-on-em-micheal-desanta-gtav-the-jewel-store-heist-ned-luke-gif-20640450

[narrow lotus]

hahaha gta cinci hahaha

[grizzled meadow]

Cinci

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[upbeat bobcat]

p! translate EN Cinci

[foggy mantle]

Original

Cinci

English

Five

[upbeat bobcat]

[gaunt trout]

i have only 1 thing to say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCmRga2fIy0&ab_channel=LuisBadiaLopez

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-didnt-watch-zyzz-fist-zyzz-fistpump-gif-25269547

[gaunt trout]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/860678105467191308/1038086211102838914/redditsave.com_dtoii9jzvfx91.gif

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860656794242252811/1038127960454078535/SPOILER_friday_night_piatek_noc.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860678105467191308/1038115314015141959/YouCut_20221104_162935756.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860678105467191308/1038011766854144010/RDT_20221102_1039467487650007866398578.jpg

[onyx birch]

got dam biden

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860678105467191308/1037836404631281818/Dragons.mp4

[gaunt trout]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1037758434189262878/video0.mp4

[slate crown]

smurf cat

[slate crown]

smurf cat

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860678105467191308/1037312722796294164/unknown.png

[gaunt trout]

@oblique hearth you will like this one

[slate crown]

fucking legend

[gaunt trout]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-laugh-laughing-laughing-out-loud-gif-16433966

[gaunt trout]

i meant this mp4

oh fuck wrong pearson im retarted xDDD

[gaunt trout]

my bad

btw

i bought those blueberry ones

witch we were talking about

those actually are pretty common

i wasnt smoking for a long time

and almost passed out during smokong one

[slate crown]

siiick

[slate crown]

he's literally me

[ocean pulsar]

you're a fat black guy?

[upbeat bobcat]

[gaunt trout]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/902465360358440970/1030578861492150322/1519214483_KCDPHAH.gif

[slate crown]

what part of literally me did you not understand

[ocean pulsar]

Yes sir I'm sorry sir

[upbeat bobcat]

LOOK HENRY'S COME TO SEE US

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/913070655908507689/1037348866342785034/intruder.mp4

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gif-19383676

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1012712447334961152/giga_chad_retard_iq_discord_says.gif

[slate crown]

🥵😳

[upbeat bobcat]

Roaight

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/976339456716070953/1037250932305567746/305794287_405357548394143_4487001979165690027_n.mp4

speedrun

[gaunt trout]

happy polish noises

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/stickydacat-gif-26502121

[hidden patio]

@heady crow

[gaunt trout]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/860675386739392573/959865101912006756/IMG_9636.gif

[glad carbon]

https://imgur.com/vNSMCuU

[gaunt trout]

https://tenor.com/view/punching-boxing-penis-gif-18222057

fuck i forgot

[gaunt trout]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/860656794242252811/1031117936833875969/dw_i_got_alcohol.gif

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/757137744303751240/838641553228431410/image0.gif

[gaunt trout]

https://tenor.com/view/felix-argyle-beta-male-ferris-ferris-argyle-felix-gif-23691931

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/913070655908507689/1036362929248936006/RPReplay_Final1667158379.mov

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860678105467191308/1038140980538376332/216791a6a19c230c3558b1b9fc7937bd.mp4

[gaunt trout]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

forgot

sorry

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1037399460571004948/ssstik.io_1667405666076.mp4

[hidden patio]

@median ivy Mi amigo, están robando tu identidad.

[median ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-confused-wtf-gif-gif-24812351

not hehe >: (

[hidden patio]

Side note, that looks exactly like our youngest 2 when they were kittens XD

[upbeat bobcat]

What do y'all want from meee I don't even understand youuuuuu

[slim osprey]

Real

[narrow lotus]

n0

[slate crown]

[heady crow]

me

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow i have an important question

it requires your presence immediately

[grizzled meadow]

What

[placid sail]

spectates patiently as khaaytil is finally getting banned

[real tinsel]

does the beginning of this song sound literally like the theme of the name "Giuseppe" ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jERzLseoAOM

[heady crow]

im not even italian but yes that is the theme of the name "Giuseppe"

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[real tinsel]

i see we have an agreement #🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

why is everyone having a fucking problem with the name Giuseppe???

[heady crow]

what?

[real tinsel]

it's a rather eloquent name

[heady crow]

is it a bad thing that a name has its own theme

[lusty sonnet]

Falco radiates Giuseppe vibes

[real tinsel]

falco has his own theme

officially the coolest mod in existence

[placid sail]

this track is fire btw

but don't you ever talk shit about my boys Giuseppes

which I know none of

but I'm sure they are cool

[real tinsel]

omg if you like that then you'll LOVE this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7rxl5KsPjs

[plucky void]

such a rare event, I can't help but imagine some catastrophe is happening somewhere as we speak because of it

[hidden patio]

It's 2022 there always is XD.

[real tinsel]

#🎪bruh-fart is the most civil place on earth

[real tinsel]

i literally said it's a cool name

even has its own theme

[real tinsel]

tartini is my new literally me character

[placid sail]

we will be watching you closely, monkey boy

me and the Giuseppe gang

[real tinsel]

man sees the devil in his dream and hands him his violin, then devil gives him the most beautiful performance, he weeps, wakes up, tries to recreate the devil's performance but doesn't even come close

[plucky void]

"This is just a tribute"

this is not
the greatest song in the world
no

NO
this is just a tribute

[placid sail]

tenacious old man

[plucky void]

uh I just noticed something

this is at the bottom of Dragonforce's "killer elite" album

someone edit it to 'THE HIPS THE THIGHS' please

[placid sail]

oh hey that reminds me

https://youtu.be/n9UanTCFKKg

[real tinsel]

what's jack black doing in the weird pedo woman anime

[placid sail]

this is supposed to be a funni mashup

but I unironically get goosebumps from it

[placid sail]

his best

[heady crow]

unironically a banger

[plucky void]

blowin' minds

[heady crow]

but he didnt mean to

[plucky void]

nah, but unfortunately that shit happen to him all the time

he's a good guy all things considered

just wants to be happy with his best friend, the sasquatch

[real tinsel]

how come jack black hasn't been cancelled by the twitter culture yet

he's clearly white

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/rinnbebe-harrys-toes-cat-toes-toe-beans-good-morning-gif-26355867

[heady crow]

me

[hushed marsh]

Ree Im at work

I like the picture though

[real tinsel]

the moon was very weird here today

like really foggy

there wasn't even any cloud

the moon just decided to be foggy today

[placid sail]

oh shit Falco's pipi lore

[real tinsel]

the only thing i remember from having a foreskin is the dick cheese

[placid sail]

you are disgusting

I'm gonna kill you

give me 200 monats

[real tinsel]

if you said dollars that'd actually be way more

like 340 manats

[placid sail]

we've localised the meme

https://tenor.com/view/aidan-legalize-bombs-nuclear-albedo-gif-26502360

[lusty sonnet]

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/802560694490103818/1038142297663098890/IMG_6365.jpg

[real tinsel]

this isn't true. Hot women aren't after my virginity, 40+ years old men are

[placid sail]

legalise nuclear bombs.

[lusty sonnet]

Bz got hacked

[real tinsel]

why are you asking for permission

[lusty sonnet]

Pretty sure

[real tinsel]

go make your nuclear bombs

who's gonna stop you? the kgb?

[narrow lotus]

h

[grizzled meadow]

h

[placid sail]

mikkel yackson!

HE HEEEE

@real tinsel https://youtu.be/YyknBTm_YyM

[oblique hearth]

my best music from youth

im blue dabu dibu die

https://tenor.com/view/blue-da-ba-dee-90s-music-dance-im-blue-gif-20068334

[oblique hearth]

your local crackhead

[placid sail]

smooth

[real tinsel]

nah that guy doesn't give off any crackhead signs

[real tinsel]

your local crackheads must be smoking salt

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/hippo-animal-gif-9957547

[real tinsel]

man thanks to my shitty ass memory after a while i forget these songs and when i listen to them again it's like listening for the first time

[oblique hearth]

snapping ppl like sticks

[real tinsel]

same thing happens with games and movies

literally every game has infinite replayability for me

[oblique hearth]

yeah. Imagine that shotgun in games cant shoot above 10 meters

also vector in games has recoil which is wrong

[hidden patio]

Your welcome. I'm lazy. And these I just had sitting around. Sorry that I couldn't post full high quality photos for you.

[placid sail]

amnesiac gang rise up 🤝

[hidden patio]

My man. What?

[real tinsel]

it's true

[oblique hearth]

vector has counter balance after shooting each round

[real tinsel]

vector is the most recoil-free gun according to gun people

[hidden patio]

The fuck it is. Source: shot a vector.

[real tinsel]

i don't know much about guns i just read it somewhere

[oblique hearth]

counter balance is located in the arm grip

[hidden patio]

Which doesn't completely remove recoil. Does it mitigate it? Yes. Does it completely remove it. No.

[oblique hearth]

it has vibration like everything in life but doesnt have that much recoil that you must compensate

especially in games

you fucking boomer

[hidden patio]

Ps I love the vector. Even though it's unreliable as all hell.

[hidden patio]

My man. Read your own infographic.

[oblique hearth]

my man, if you were a man, this gun would have zero recoil for you

but i guess you are a femboy with stick hnds

hands*

[heady crow]

ayo larking femboy reveal?

[eager quest]

isnt everyone in brainfart a femboy except for me, falco and some others

[hidden patio]

@oblique hearth since you can't read. I highlighted it for you.

[hidden patio]

Apparently. And look at me not even dressed for the occasion XD

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-cry-about-it-meme-gif-20184012

no recoil for me, stick hands

[hidden patio]

I mean the only one whining is you bruh.

[heady crow]

[lusty sonnet]

[slim osprey]

[oblique hearth]

Larkin is typing

[hidden patio]

I was having a discussion, you then just started insulting me because you didn't like the facts. Sounds more like boomer behavior that calmly disagreeing with someone.

[oblique hearth]

so?

should we have sex or something idk whats your point

[hidden patio]

Ladies and gentleman of the #🎪bruh-fart jury I rest my case.

[placid sail]

the point itself is flawed. you claimed vector has no recoil, and when was faced with your own proof that it has little recoil, you claimed it's not important if you're strong enough.

[abstract path]

Man

[placid sail]

point shift

[abstract path]

My new bio tho

[placid sail]

• L

• ration

[oblique hearth]

so?

[placid sail]

• quiet crystal

[abstract path]

Ah

Fine

[hidden patio]

Nah, I can't do that. It would be an insult to anyone I've ever slept with. Plus I don't take virgins. Good luck though XD

[lusty sonnet]

stop murdering him

[slim osprey]

God damn

[placid sail]

it's always fun to watch at which length can a person go to prove they don't care though

[oblique hearth]

I thought moderator would be more mature

[placid sail]

see

teehee

[slim osprey]

Larking was cast in #🎪bruh-fart

[oblique hearth]

this mf just cant stop and think its a rap fight

[placid sail]

dude. you're the one who turned a discussion into diss fight.

[oblique hearth]

from when

[hidden patio]

Wait. Hold the fuck up. You came to the shit posting channel. Started attacking someone, and your mad that you got handled? Like bruh, what do you think happens in a shit posting channel, of which there will never be anything like #🎪bruh-fart ever.

[placid sail]

around here

[oblique hearth]

oh ok

my dementia is strong

I will go to the corner and cri i guess

or just ignore all of that cause I was talking to the virtual person

[hidden patio]

I mean no need to cry, it's all good man. I had fun XD.

[oblique hearth]

same

[swift scarab]

Nah, just sweaty

[placid sail]

sexoooo

[hidden patio]

You need some better boxers my guy.

[heady crow]

or a skirt

[oblique hearth]

scp escaped the chamber

[hidden patio]

Accurate. And we'll timed because one of the terrorists is literally attacking everything he can. Because he's convinced it's lunch time

[oblique hearth]

btw Larkin u still have a beard?

Im growing mine myself

I have no idea how to trim it in the front to prevent it to grow longer than it currently is

[real tinsel]

i didn't even know you can put parentheses in your discord username

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[real tinsel]

crystal every day you blow up my head with your shenanigans

[oblique hearth]

what monsters should I add
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/936931163216445510/950491853202010152/1Iron_Trim.mp4

[eager quest]

shut

the fuck

[eager quest]

and im gonna blow up their head

[oblique hearth]

you draw boobies?

[real tinsel]

ivan if i gave you a tied up man and handed you a gun you still couldn't shoot him

[eager quest]

im not ivan

you got the wrong guy

[real tinsel]

when you see a spider you probably find a paper, put the spider on the paper and then take it out of your house

[oblique hearth]

hell nah

[real tinsel]

or a jar

[oblique hearth]

kill that mf

[real tinsel]

you sound like the kinda guy who uses a jar

[oblique hearth]

death to bugs is the only option

[real tinsel]

of course you'd say that it's the internet and you have to look tough

[oblique hearth]

XD

samochut

charysler wojager

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1034088096385474631/nAFEhofeAF_fABEIF.mp4

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860678105467191308/1037677855984865342/Screenshot_2022-11-03-11-40-49-22_a23b203fd3aafc6dcb84e438dda678b6.jpg

[hidden patio]

Yeah, its probably 6 inches un straightened and over a foot if I take the time to straighten it

[plucky void]

"my friend falls
me, instead of helping them up"

[woeful lance]

I'm a few hours late to this one
but half of my 8 hour shift at work I'm sitting at a desk playing on my steam deck

[pastel quartz]

love this lil guy

[eager quest]

another submissive person

[pastel quartz]

oh no where

[dreamy hornet]

Self report

[oblique hearth]

same, but I play on a work pc

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/939755057438662707/1038166489661976646/trim.73D9DD66-DD18-4D62-9054-FD531AD917C3.mp4

[oblique hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1037517733509738517/1037517826128363550/v12044gd0000cc1moorc77u6pg3j2s50.mp4

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/950782748891693056/1038166928956604477/311889621_1153219952072976_8660640940297853706_n.mp4

[hidden path]

I love him

[oblique hearth]

I want to squish its face

[hidden path]

grab

squiqh

pet

repeat

[woeful lance]

i just hook up my deck to the docks we use for our laptops so i can use mouse and keyboard lol

[limpid pumice]

Yeah I saw that with no context and I was wondering what the fuck you were talking about

[narrow lotus]

@abstract path ur new bio is too unbelievable

[plucky void]

masochist

[oblique hearth]

I just 3d printed a gun

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900559197744279553/1038179109701947462/SaCqguWDPQG4pqsy.mp4

[plucky void]

For his neutral special, Blahaj wields a gun

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/962854046446784582/1038165785794846720/export_1667582376070.mov

[plucky void]

dodging a bullet

[grizzled meadow]

Mohgposting actually posting stuff that won't get him banned?

Now I've seen them all

• not my Mohg anymore, you were based

This channel really have gone to shit

gtanil where are you

Bzeek going Busy is another sign

[broken topaz]

based

did you see my blahaj sniper pic from yesterday

[abstract path]

Wdym

[abstract path]

Um, no?

[broken topaz]

booba?

[abstract path]

I only like booba, i wouldn't be able to draw it yet

Just yet

[oblique hearth]

i know how to draw booba

I have this wisdom

[broken topaz]

i know how to grow booba

[oblique hearth]

I saw too many booba

[abstract path]

Hm

[abstract path]

Strats gurl

[dreamy hornet]

Everyone on the internet has schrodingers ding dong

A Quantum penis, if you will

[abstract path]

Hm

[gaunt trout]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/751431908176560149/1038160742538559598/IMG_5687.jpg?width=658&height=545

[abstract path]

Wth

Lol

[broken topaz]

It's both errect and flaccid, at the same time

Quantum super position

[gaunt trout]

why not?

[dreamy hornet]

Quantum erectile disfunction

[abstract path]

I never said that

[gaunt trout]

true man of culture

[abstract path]

Thanks 🤝

[broken topaz]

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Twitter · Nov 1, 2022, 12:11 PM

[errant whale]

https://img.ifunny.co/images/34e8d95309445a1b4970532fa3def7723c38a0dae8c034763a78015706c24ca4_1.jpg

[abstract path]

😂

[dreamy hornet]

I always giggle at that credit

Plus dun dun
Reminds me of dick wolf

[abstract path]

Lmfao

[real tinsel]

falco if you keep up this drama i'm going to have passionate sex with your utensils

and they're going to like it

[urban ocean]

Blame Okay_Cat for being such a stickler

My spice folder has been sitting untouched for a couple weeks now

I got so much spice

https://tenor.com/view/dune-sting-gif-9658946

[plucky void]

you know what they say though

the spice must flow

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTczCpIaLAU&list=RDMMfTczCpIaLAU&start_radio=1

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/391568553696034830/1038204430551629824/image.png

[swift scarab]

Average Reddit users imagination be like

[stone blade]

Literally me

[swift scarab]

I have an account on Reddit, don’t use it except for meme stealing and uncensored news

[coral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-american-psycho-gif-23720552

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-pen-thanks-for-the-snack-gif-19257446

[coral egret]

😭 what

no way

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-pen-not-hungry-gif-19257521

Get fucked nerd

[coral egret]

THERES MORE?

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-pen-bit-rude-gif-19257509

[coral egret]

bro what the fuck 😭

https://tenor.com/view/man-of-culture-loli-sofunnylol-gif-24504585

[coral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/800930964725432340/1038204649863401633/cat_csgo_dance.mp4

[wind forum]

https://vxtwitter.com/localbateman/status/1587828846660710400?s=46&t=hCHo9WbnyqtPI8dc3uC5SA

[abstract path]

True

[stone blade]

gn

[abstract path]

Gm

[stone blade]

the fk

[plucky void]

der brainfart untergang

[wind forum]

lmao

[fading shuttle]

"Gtanils assault will bring it under control"

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860678105467191308/1038216033900703805/received_651591093011345.jpg

[plucky void]

what the deuce

[oblique hearth]

Bruh

💀

Noctua bionicle

[wind forum]

yoooo

I have a Toa Kali

[oblique hearth]

I think the best one was rakhsi, the green one with a bug in his back

[oblique hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/485781580653002772/651522219574296595/640617626262831146.gif

[oblique hearth]

Classic

[plucky void]

thurston died recently

[oblique hearth]

9 lives

thats why the highest crime rate is in cat's neighbourhoods

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1038209567538032690/Record_2022-11-04-16-48-062.mp4

stupid cat

[sand lotus]

mound of undead body parts
make it with body part based gore

[upbeat bobcat]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1038237435865354240/unknown.png

[slim osprey]

@grizzled meadow

[chilly bridge]

always the ones with the god damn man buns

[heady crow]

valid honestly

[narrow lotus]

chotto matte

[slim osprey]

What the fuck do you mean "valid"?

Bruno you fell off

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-in-my-head-voices-cat-gif-23453583

[oblique hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1038172208570310797/togif.gif

[plucky void]

what's that from

[wind forum]

Pathologic remake

https://tenor.com/view/open-door-infected-zombie-come-closer-pathologic2-gif-11609893

[grizzled meadow]

You're still posting good stuff anyway, but I do miss the spice...

[urban ocean]

Tell Cat to look the other way when I post

https://youtu.be/8c2udjRWdzU

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/896284058257072151/1038102915698675712/IMG_3041.mp4

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/886554160751841291/1038229028701749268/313201565_134538662474225_8256670968598301815_n.mp4

[plucky void]

Now we gotta stop trashtalking bulgarians

[grizzled meadow]

Bruno felledoff

And yes always men buns

[urban ocean]

My peace offering to Okay_Cat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/883705851922219038/1037768633167917117/trim.0EB59089-C4B8-424B-9674-1000F2D19571.mp4

[chilly bridge]

what's the song

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747187922066866256/1037789037198573568/Snaptik.app_7159377631140449578.mp4

[plucky void]

why would she even record those things

[pastel quartz]

@maiden carbon this you?

[random ember]

wtf

[slim osprey]

He just like me fr

[random ember]

bruh

[urban ocean]

@grizzled meadow I didn't forget about you. This one is for you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1033458492138324028/IMG_0510.mp4

[slim osprey]

I am literally him

[heady crow]

@slim osprey

Honestly speaking hes just like me fr

[slim osprey]

Real

[slim osprey]

Realest mf out there

Just like me

[heady crow]

Real real

[slim osprey]

Fr tho

The new mw is good

I like it

[heady crow]

Ya the only thing i know about it is from these ghost edits from tiktok

Seems good from them

[slim osprey]

Ahuevo!

Even if no one likes it, the spanish community would claim MW2

That spanish be quite good

[slim osprey]

Bro they are gay)

Soap and Ghost fuck

[heady crow]

Ok Ok im just like soap and youre just like ghost

Then we fuck to make it real

[slim osprey]

Bet

[plucky void]

skullface did it better

💀

[slim osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/940410062676054018/1034285355840585840/attachment-3-1.gif

[swift scarab]

Kerfus no

[slim osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/860202030677098496/1002037609717043291/boyfriend_wanter_says.gif

[swift scarab]

Never understood the concept of boysmell

And these days being hot seems impossible

[slim osprey]

Wdym?

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/snow-jon-snow-game-of-thrones-kit-harrington-winter-is-coming-gif-15343176

[slim osprey]

Bruh

I exist, so that proves being hot is not impossible

[swift scarab]

Something something womens standards

[swift scarab]

Sure as hell doesn’t feel like it yet

[slim osprey]

Why do you care about women anyways?

Just go date men

[hidden path]

I need to hit the gym

[heady crow]

Whats stopping you

[slim osprey]

Go do it

[slim osprey]

Real

[slim osprey]

Gym is a massive confidence boost if you stick with it

Never felt better about myself

[heady crow]

Real

[slim osprey]

Ratolfo

[heady crow]

Ratolfo

[hidden path]

Rn it's 3 am so I can't go register lmao

[heady crow]

Anlaki

[slim osprey]

Go do it first thing in the morning

[swift scarab]

Will do, have been doing, and shall continue

[slim osprey]

Real

[swift scarab]

however

[heady crow]

[swift scarab]

Man cannot live on anal alone

[slim osprey]

Skill issue

[slim osprey]

I want to smoke

Without all the shit that comes with smoking

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vape-juul-gif-19293187

Behold, vaping

[slim osprey]

Nah

Doesn't look as cool

[swift scarab]

In that case

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-weed-joint-marihuana-gif-18002627

Behold, weed

[slim osprey]

Expensive here

Might as well do cocaine

I'll simply deal with it

[swift scarab]

Who’s got the skill issue now

[slim osprey]

I got a money issue

And a country issue

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/me-too-me-too-kid-incredibles-gif-19919940

Just bought payday 2 finally

[slim osprey]

Yo

All DLCs?

[swift scarab]

No lol, that shits expensive

[slim osprey]

Bruh

I got almost all DLCs

[swift scarab]

What I’ll do is I’ll very slowly buy them one at a time

[slim osprey]

Been long since I last played too

[swift scarab]

So that I don’t go broke

[slim osprey]

I'd say you prioritize weapon packs

You can play the DLC maps so long as the host has them

[swift scarab]

Hmm, I was gonna start with heists honestly

Ah

Didn’t know that

[slim osprey]

If it hasn't changed at least

It used to be like that

[bronze pewter]

it hasn't, i think

[slim osprey]

Real

I still have it installed

[swift scarab]

I’ve been occasionally piggybacking payday off of friends libraries off and on for a while, I haven’t experienced much

[slim osprey]

Could give it a try tomorrow

[swift scarab]

I think my last load out was some cursed shit with akimbo smgs that always ran out of ammo too fast

[slim osprey]

No ammo economy

[bronze pewter]

mine was a crit-based minigun build

[slim osprey]

I accidentaly run a meta build

Stoic + LMG

[swift scarab]

Again, still highly new to it, I was just dicking about anyways

[slim osprey]

It's alright lol

[swift scarab]

Was good for if a horde was stuck in a door though

Razored through everything

[slim osprey]

Nice

I just use LMG + SMG combo

SMG for single target damage, LMG for everything else

[swift scarab]

I’ll probably pull the opposite funni and make a “tacticool” build (Decked out AR and pistol)

Hopefully better economy that way

And accuracy

[slim osprey]

ARs do have better economy than akimbo smgs

Lower fire rate helps

[swift scarab]

I’d hope so lol

Might just yoink an M4, unless you know of a better ar

[bronze pewter]

it depends on the AR, most of them are pretty bad/mid from what i remember

[slim osprey]

I don't remember AR meta

[swift scarab]

I mean, the AR you start with is pretty decent to my memory

M16?

[slim osprey]

It's okay-ish

I made a meme build for it cause I got the golden skin

[swift scarab]

Based

[bronze pewter]

i remember the AMCAR being really damn bad

[swift scarab]

Hmm

[slim osprey]

It can be used

[swift scarab]

Trying to think of the name

[slim osprey]

Just not on death wish diff

[bronze pewter]

exactly

[swift scarab]

What’s a good semi auto rifle with a decent mag and damage

Like a DMR

[bronze pewter]

m308 was always part of the meta, not sure if it still is

[slim osprey]

Contractor sniper rifle

[swift scarab]

DLC?

[slim osprey]

Don't remember, but surely

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/829125223139770393/1038184213893103666/redditsave.com_meloffs-z79fablgfvx91.mp4

[bronze pewter]

john wick DLC i think?

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[slim osprey]

I think only one or two snipers come with the base game

[swift scarab]

Yea

I think an awp, and some other generic one

[slim osprey]

Try learning how to make a good build and then use whatever you have to make it

[swift scarab]

I remember my perk deck was built around getting hostages and keeping armor

[bronze pewter]

crew chief is the only one dealing with hostages, right?

[swift scarab]

Think so

[slim osprey]

I don't remember

[swift scarab]

I aced the one for recruiting enemy soldiers too, was fun to do that

[slim osprey]

Joker

Yeah I use that one too

[swift scarab]

[bronze pewter]

Partners in Crime made them a hell of a lot stronger too

[slim osprey]

Mainly for the health regen with other skills

[swift scarab]

I also took the one where you can punch the drill to restart it

[slim osprey]

Meme skill

But hey

It works

[swift scarab]

Comes in handy way too often to not take it

[slim osprey]

I guess

[bronze pewter]

it can come in handy on transport heists when 3 snipers are aiming at your head

[slim osprey]

Just tank the snipers

[swift scarab]

What’d you prefer, 10 seconds of holding a button, or a hefty thwack

[bronze pewter]

good point

[slim osprey]

Idk I don't deal with the drill

Too busy standing in the middle

[swift scarab]

Along with the smgs I was effectively a methed up glass cannon of vengeance

Snipers were not my friend

[slim osprey]

Just drink alcohol bruv

[bronze pewter]

could always use that skill for first aid kits where if you place one down it'll use it up instead of you going down

[slim osprey]

It keeps the pain away

[swift scarab]

Not old enough yet

[slim osprey]

American

[swift scarab]

On the other hand

I’ve been drinking this nice non-alcoholic ginger beer

Good flavor

[slim osprey]

Damn

I was feeling like grabbing a cold beer tonight

But I ended up just drinking water

[swift scarab]

Understandable

[bronze pewter]

ive drank nothing but tea for months now, dont even want carbonated drinks anymore

[swift scarab]

I used to drink tea constantly, hate it now

[dreamy hornet]

Soda is surprisingly easy to live without

[swift scarab]

I either drink fruit punch, soda, or water

[slim osprey]

Either water or some form of alcohol here

[hidden path]

sniff

[slim osprey]

Cat

[swift scarab]

Snorf

[hidden path]

It's 4 am and he's already bothering me for food

[swift scarab]

Owner I crave sustenance

[dreamy hornet]

Your tasks go unfulfilled

[slim osprey]

Alright lads

I'mma go die for a while

AKA sleep

Good night

[hidden path]

night night

[swift scarab]

Have fun with that

[bronze pewter]

good night

[swift scarab]

I’m going to sit here and wait for my internet to decide it’ll let payday install

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/mimir-the-piterroles-gif-22679697

[bronze pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/lstanberg-arbys-payday-guns-virgin-oil-gif-23555254

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-pd2-video-game-meme-circuit-board-gif-23269666

BANE

BANE IM A PROCESSER

BANE

[bronze pewter]

if dallas is the processor then who is the motherboard?

[swift scarab]

BAAAAAANE

[bronze pewter]

oh my god

[swift scarab]

Bulge detected

[vital summit]

Work out, don't be borderline schizo or 🤓

Not impossible

[swift scarab]

Costs money for anything worthwhile

[vital summit]

Calisthenics exist

Not being fat literally saves you money

[pastel quartz]

nah its just a really big tampon

[vital summit]

Start working on yourself mate

Its worth it, trust me

[swift scarab]

I weigh 138lbs last I checked

If I get any thinner I crumple like paper

[vital summit]

Being thinner =/= being healthy

Once you start trying to build some muscle you'll understand

Try doing some basic exercises very day for a month

[dreamy hornet]

Theres always the potential for an underlying health issue as a barrier

The skinniest girl I know had thyroid cancer

[swift scarab]

Afaik I just have a hyperactive metabolism

Food goes straight through me without much difference afterwards

Only major condition is my family has a history of diabetes

[dreamy hornet]

From my own, I hear that thats usually a lifestyle sign

[swift scarab]

Fair enough

Although in some cases it can start pretty early

[dreamy hornet]

Mhm
Ive been in the process of figuring out shit my parents probably still dont think about in terms of nutrition

[swift scarab]

I mean

I could probably eat toxic sludge and be no worse for wear with how my body acts

[dreamy hornet]

You could eat mattress stuffing and go on TLC

Make a career

[swift scarab]

Being fat is overrated

I already have a 300+lb uncle

He stinks, literally

[dreamy hornet]

My brothers like that

He thinks that simply cutting out carbs will solve his issues

[swift scarab]

Only reason my dad is super skinny is because he’s a severe alcoholic, beer makes him not hungry

[primal kiln]

My dad is retired and all he does is work out

[swift scarab]

Everyone else in my family is probably a little on the overweight side, but normal

[primal kiln]

he's fucking ripped

[hidden path]

I'm going my dad's way and getting fat

[primal kiln]

but he still looks like a balding Japanese salary man

[swift scarab]

Buff milf pfp checks out

[primal kiln]

He's like a ripped ugly bastard

[swift scarab]

That sounds mildly terrifying

[hidden path]

tfw 180 lbs because I can't stop gaining

[dreamy hornet]

My towns full of those

[hidden path]

[swift scarab]

The anti-dilf

[primal kiln]

literally my dad

Half Japanese bald fuck that he is

[swift scarab]

30 seconds left on my payday download

[primal kiln]

He's rich though

he's got that going for him

[swift scarab]

Fair enough

[hidden path]

my uncle's and brother are the only really thin ones in my family

if only I was built like my grandpa in his good days. Man was a brick

[swift scarab]

Only truly muscular people in my family are my mom and her mother

My moms mostly just built like a full on heavyweight wrestler after being discharged from the army as a combat medic, and my grandmother just grew up in a lot of rough places

Everyone else is either addicted to something, or fat

[hidden path]

Glad I quit drinking often, that stuff wasn't great

[swift scarab]

True

[hidden path]

Too bad I just keep eating

[swift scarab]

Anyways, payday is done, time to stop talking so I calm down to sleep

[hidden path]

Sleep good

[wind forum]

Youre half that

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/260965739266048000/1038308840380305489/delusional.mp4

[midnight tree]

yes

[grizzled meadow]

The least silly cat

[hidden path]

The most silliest of god's creature

[grizzled meadow]

My cats didn't let me sleep and it's almost 7AM, I don't know how many times I was awakened

[sturdy crystal]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjtN6NtAE3A/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

[hidden path]

he doesn't have cats that wake him up around 6 am every day

[grizzled meadow]

Two of them specifically know how to fucking climb and they're always at my window

It's always get in/get out, I can't have a sleep schedule because of them

Because they wake me up

And when they're inside and want to eat/get out it's fucking MEOW time

[hidden path]

got an apartment so they always inside. I have to feed them at certain times because they'd just eat until they got fat and die

except one of them really like eating, even if it means waking me up at 5 am and pushing shit off tables to make noise to wake me up

fatso

Just realized I have like 2.5k pictures on my phone and I'd say like 2k of them are just my cats

[wind forum]

Yooooo

Yooooooo

[grizzled meadow]

At least it's not the "fuck n-word" version

[slim compass]

I can almost sense how ready you were to delete it when you saw that

[grizzled meadow]

You don't know how much

[midnight tree]

falco is a direct consequence of the industrial revolution

[subtle socket]

certified gamer aroma

[midnight tree]

man musk

[hidden path]

beans

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-the-cat-jinx-jinx-cat-cat-computer-gif-25786466

[midnight tree]

i don't get why people are afraid of dogs

unless it's a very, very fuckin big dog it's not much of a threat

[deft crescent]

Yeah and its usually the owners fault when it comes to accidents

[midnight tree]

yeah

but my point is

killing a dog wouldn't be that hard

[deft crescent]

Well what kind of dog are we talking abt?

[hidden path]

AHAH YES

[midnight tree]

aww

very epic kittens

[deft crescent]

I could fight a Chiwawa but a Dobermann? Nah

[hidden path]

they cleaning each other

[midnight tree]

how big are you?

[deft crescent]

Abt 170

Oh sorry, in freedom measures, its 5.57 feet

[midnight tree]

man

you could probably take on a doberman

[hidden path]

I'm taller by 3 cm

get fucked

[midnight tree]

i'm taller by maybe a few more cm

get owned

[deft crescent]

[deft crescent]

U sure?

So im guessing kicking would be the strategy?

[midnight tree]

kicking and punching would be very effective since the only thing dogs can really do is bite and hold on

[deft crescent]

Once you get behind them and get them in a chokehold you basically won

[midnight tree]

i mean sure

[hidden path]

suplex a dog

make him eat shit

[midnight tree]

but they haven't evolved to counter blunt force trauma

[deft crescent]

Or just the number of hands we have

Cant defend themselves

I bet they are really predictable, so somethinng as simple as a board could protect you

[subtle socket]

bro have you seen a fucking doberman?

if one wants to get you hell get you bruv

[midnight tree]

they don't have the bite strength to rival both of my arms

[wind forum]

Ill eat a doberman

[deft crescent]

Not if we visit the local totally legal gundealer

[subtle socket]

doubt you can bench 300kg, let alone do it while getting mauled by a dog

[subtle socket]

thats fair lmao

[midnight tree]

the fuck you mean 300kg

you pulled that number straight out of your ass

[subtle socket]

dobermans have 300kg of biteforce

[midnight tree]

theoretical

[deft crescent]

I wouldnt want to test that

[subtle socket]

practical bruv its the average for the breed

[hidden path]

Doesn't mean shit if they don't catch these hands

[subtle socket]

they test that shit

[hidden path]

Just poke their eyes out

you got thumbs

[indigo marten]

crocodiles have 3700, beat that bozo

well, psi

[midnight tree]

there's apparently a guy who has a bite strength of 442kg

[deft crescent]

But like, something as simple as a knife would give us the edge

[wind forum]

Crocs do psi damage?

[reef anchor]

Me finding that one skittle that's been under my bed since 2020

[indigo marten]

idek what kg is

[reef anchor]

KockGargle

[hidden path]

krocG's. It's how much force the crocs do while spinning

[midnight tree]

remember that the bite strength only goes one way
they don't have much mouth opening strength

[deft crescent]

Tru

[indigo marten]

ya

wtf is that emoji by my NamE

[midnight tree]

which is why the way to deal with crocs are to constantly interrupt them when they try to speak so they can't open their mouths

[indigo marten]

AHY IS THAT THE BOOST

[wind forum]

[indigo marten]

bye

[hidden path]

[wind forum]

Adios

[subtle socket]

idk bout your stupid ass lizard, the discussion is about how dogfood mcgee would get rawdogged by a dober in a 1v1

[indigo marten]

just choke the dog wym ☠️

[deft crescent]

Just use any sharp thing that also is like about a meter long

[midnight tree]

a dog would have to literally just fucking weigh more than i could lift so it would crush me to death

[wind forum]

Honestly why are we even having this discussion? It doesn't matter when we have big sticks

[midnight tree]

fucking yeet the dog

[subtle socket]

"just wield a spear "

[wind forum]

We just crush them

[indigo marten]

my little dog bites me all the time

[indigo marten]

):

[hidden path]

Just don't get near dogs