Jokes on you, everyone does
#🎪bruh-fart
abstract path
Wait what
wind forum
Let me shake your hand
abstract path
I have seen 1k copies of this already and it isn't even getting better
Yall get gud
midnight tree
the pic i sent for my HMS license got me lookin like i'm about to murder my camera in cold blood
oblique hearth
midnight tree
fr i don't know why they got me taking off my glasses for my license when i got to keep em last time
without my glasses it just looks like i'm a flesh automaton with absolutely no brain activity
abstract path
Lmfao
abstract path
They never played the game
midnight tree
the joke is that all new vegas players are trans
where did the joke originate from? is there a truth to it? i don't know
neither do i care
it's the funny
abstract path
Well
They themselves are sorta trans
Guess we know
Also
My treasure
Fire in a box
Best invention
abstract path
Yeah
I rarely see those so i always have it with me
Like i only see people using fucking lighters
It doesn't even really smell qwq
midnight tree
i have a lighter and a paperclip with me exclusively for if i or someone else gets their fingers mushed so i can heat up the paperclip and burn a hole in the fingernail so blood can't pool up under it and cause pain from the pressure
learned it when i was an apprentice since having your fingers mushed was a very real thing that could happen
abstract path
It really is though
midnight tree
i have mushed my thumb once in a bending machine
abstract path
Working with machinery can really fucking hurt i believe
midnight tree
yuh
i carried band-aids with me at all times because of all the sharp shit i had to work with
it was so much easier than smearing blood everywhere and having to clean it up later
abstract path
i carried band-aids with me at all times because of all the sharp shit i had to ...
But why weren't you sharo eniugh to not choose such a job?
midnight tree
what
abstract path
Like why exactly that job?-
abstract path
Very well
midnight tree
it was better than having to keep doing school stuff
little did i know i still had to do school stuff
which sucked ass
abstract path
I know that feeling 🐴
I didn't want such high risk jobs that just include heavy machinery for like
Woodwork
Which also might mean i can't get that high pay
midnight tree
not that i have any trouble learning, it's just that things go too slowly for my tastes
abstract path
It really does though
midnight tree
i don't want to have to spend a literal year of time for shit i could do in a half the time
abstract path
Me too fr
But apparently you NEED to
For fuckin "later apprenticeshit" or smth
Or wualifications
But what's that for even???
midnight tree
i just went straight to work
abstract path
I couldn't cuz of...me?
midnight tree
what
abstract path
I guess i am still kinda holding back tbh
I know there are 10k of different jobs out there
But only some will suit me better then the other
midnight tree
i could probably do just about anything if only i had something to take my mind off work in my free time
midnight tree
the only thing i will never be is a salesman
unless it's an actually good product
which it usually isn't
abstract path
Salesman is a job for felt everyone and i hate it
midnight tree
i try to be kind so salesmen since i know for a fact they don't want to be one
slate crown
thank you god for postponing my midterms until next month 
slate crown
my midterms
abstract path
What is a midterm
slate crown
say sike rn
abstract path
Fine I'll google it
midnight tree
americoomer thing
slate crown
im literally asian but ok
abstract path
thank you god for postponing my midterms until next month <:peepopray:9831798366...
Bruh
slate crown
everyone is american
false
abstract path
everyone is american
Hell no man
abstract path
Same
midnight tree
racing is kinda boring tbh
f1 racing is for the slow of mind
watching a bunch of grown ass men spend their lives driving in a circle for hours on end is beyond retarded
abstract path
It's like football
They run around, kick the ball in the goal enough times and win
Oh and don't forget chasing the ball
Baller
oblique hearth
send me booba
abstract path
Never
midnight tree
send me booba
send balls
abstract path
Gtg bye yalls
oblique hearth
send balls
ocean pulsar
slate crown
send me booba
I'll send booba
ocean pulsar
midnight tree
I'll send booba
send em to me too, king
ocean pulsar
🤝
midnight tree
slate crown
god it feels good
midnight tree
never watched american psycho
slate crown
me neither
midnight tree
just to add another layer of sigma to my male
oblique hearth
I'll send booba
ok
midnight tree
he is literally me but i don't know who he is
slate crown
ok
siiick
kinda disappointing though but it's better than nothing, lemme find it first
oblique hearth
kinda disappointing though but it's better than nothing, lemme find it first
mf sent me his boobas
slate crown
you're welcome 
ocean pulsar
ocean pulsar
man MWII looks great but I genuinely don't want to give activision my money
ocean pulsar
and for 70 bucks I can get two m4 airsoft mags
oblique hearth
still indie games are better
ocean pulsar
just gonna pirate the campaign when I have the time and maybe play that
oblique hearth
just gonna pirate the campaign when I have the time and maybe play that
fuck activision
ocean pulsar
oblique hearth
it still would be better to be scammed by starcitizen via buying two copies for yourself
ocean pulsar
man for 70 bucks I can get mag pouches, a belt, and a helmet for airsoft
I'd rather be a larp loser than buy mw2
ocean pulsar
nah having 36 year old grown ass men playing video games for a living screaming in my ear after every mild inconvenience
top tier
slate crown
yea those moments are gold
midnight tree
found a bee species that was though to be extinct in norway not too long ago
no wait fuck
it was a hornet species
ocean pulsar
hornet L
ocean pulsar
or african murder hornets
slate crown
mf high on that pollen or something
midnight tree
he was going for a fucking walk in my house when he can just fly whenever he wants
huge ass fucking bug
wind forum
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/209935373646692352/1037161923705319564/1667346141157075.gif
midnight tree
i keep getting fucking ads for coffee
slate crown
midnight tree
they make this shit out to send you to the spirit realm
slate crown
woops
midnight tree
it's accurate
midnight tree
bro fuckin same
ocean pulsar
i drink coffee and go to bed 10 minutes later
midnight tree
at some point i just forget to drink coffee for serveral weeks
ocean pulsar
and sleep like a baby
midnight tree
at some point i wanna visit new york so i can beat the shit out of people and not be arrested for it
because that's just the norm there
ocean pulsar
midnight tree
nobody would bat an eye if i just beat the tar out of all the other maniacs there
also i think google might believe that i have children
since christmas is coming up and i keep getting ads for kids toys
ocean pulsar
midnight tree
not that i wouldn't buy nerf guns for myself but you know what i mean
i would not buy one of them cute animal toys that talk to you when you hug them or whatever
ocean pulsar
thank you for clarifying this intensely specific purchase that you definitely wouldn't make
ocean pulsar
midnight tree
glad carbon
👲🏿
oblique hearth
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209935373646692352/1037983696944377916/28...
Pov: he is on top of you in bed
olive iris
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1037007593278804049/...
binkie boo
and the other cat just looks depressed
hidden path
how is that a real dog
It looks like it'd be sold at Ikea as a like "the Übilong" or something
midnight tree
she is my little blahaj
midnight tree
simple as
stone blade
distinguished gentlemen/lady
midnight tree
yeah that fellow sure looks wild
eager igloo
@olive iris return to poland and give me back my cheap alcohol
olive iris
no
oblique hearth
<@839046514440667156> return to poland and give me back my cheap alcohol
NETTO is better
fuck tesco
olive iris
its not profitable enough
echo slate
Around elves watch yourselves
eager igloo
NETTO is better
oblique hearth
https://tenor.com/view/kujou-sara-sara-discord-mod-discord-rules-rule2-gif-25773...
midnight tree
real tinsel
yesterday i did a little masturbate and the cum came out extremely thick
like a rope
anyone care to explain?
midnight tree
no
real tinsel
aren't tapes usually black?
and more like a paper
thin
mine was white and looked like a rope
unless that's some unreleased tape you're talking about, i don't think it was a tapeworm
real tinsel
cum is stored in the balls?
echo slate
No
real tinsel
if that's the case then, if my speculations are correct, the reason could be that i cooked my balls
accidentally of course not on purpose
thank you for the help #🎪bruh-fart 👍 i can always count on you
oblique hearth
quartz saffron
stone blade
wrath
broken topaz
Haaiii my silly little friends on my phone
broken topaz
Wow we got so much incoming
Word around the office is you've got a fat cock
Well I have a pretty fat one too, perhaps we should hang out sometime
stone blade
who the fk is cori
broken topaz
Crystal alt
narrow lotus
eager igloo
Definite fed
stone blade
narrow lotus
stone blade
Would you like to build a bomb together uwu
Nuclear one if possible
eager igloo
Still recommend
narrow lotus
🤝 alo
stone blade
alo
eager igloo
Just cover yourself in ice beforehand
oblique hearth
ocean pulsar
stone blade
alright
sullen ermine
sullen ermine
nah it supress the smell
real tinsel
I heard ass hair allows you to silently fart
can confirm
real tinsel
nah it supress the smell
no it doesn't
my farts still smell like someone died in my ass
oblique hearth
I heard ass hair allows you to silently fart
it doesnt work for me
real tinsel
but the only times i have noisy farts are when i'm shitting
oblique hearth
My farts are like hulk claps
distant bone
my farts still smell like someone died in my ass
True
real tinsel
My farts are like hulk claps
then you don't have enough hair in your ass
oblique hearth
then you don't have enough hair in your ass
I have too much hair
distant bone
Burping is farting but from your mouth
real tinsel
my asshole is literally invisible to the naked eye due to how much hair there is
real tinsel
Burping is farting but from your mouth
doesn't give the same satisfaction though
oblique hearth
if someone is bald and wants a hair transplant, I can give you my entire ass hair stack
eager igloo
You can just shave you animal
oblique hearth
distant bone
We also laugh like that in Greece
ΧΑΑΑΑΑ ΧΑΧΑΧΑΑ
But with malaka instead of blyat
eager igloo
slim compass
A story in 3 images. Funniest fucking shit.
placid sail
distant bone
placid sail
@real tinsel can I bother you with retarded shit a bit
distant bone
Oh no used a sloor
eager igloo
A story in 3 images. Funniest fucking shit.
That explains not a thing
distant bone
eager igloo
Didn't even time him out properly
distant bone
arctic grove
That explains not a thing
Called chat Homos, Larkin was like "bruh" warned him, and then he said and i quote "Where i ised it second time you dumb fuck?"
distant bone
Man really quoted him saying ised
abstract temple
Called chat Homos, Larkin was like "bruh" warned him, and then he said and i quo...
I always appreciate the town jesters for the joy and laughter they bring
shoutouts to the homie from earlier in the day who was posting shady screenshot links and then got hostile in DMs with me, that was a riot
arctic grove
Man really quoted him saying ised
Dont be fuckin stupid and i dont have to quote you saying stupid shit
Simple as'
distant bone
Lol
abstract temple
Dont be fuckin stupid and i dont have to quote you saying stupid shit
my brother in christ 99% of the bullshit that comes out of my mouth is of no benefit to anyone and only serves to make me look like an actual internet poisoned cave gremlin
the difference is that I accept this with grace and I know I'm straight dumb
real tinsel
<@318693410384904192> can I bother you with retarded shit a bit
sorry for late reply bzeek i was having a personal poopie time
you can bother me with your retarded shit
upbeat bobcat
@slate crown
upbeat bobcat
placid sail
sorry for late reply bzeek i was having a personal poopie time
even sorta topical to your personal time!
real tinsel
i will put this on my personal bluetooth speakers while having personal poopie time the next time
errant whale
stone blade
when forza gives you one car for a race
and the race is unbeatable with that specific car....
you drive perfectly with perfect racing lines
and get 5th
because the A.I is 5 seconds infront of you
alright game
yep
6th attempt
barely got 3rd at the end of the race
this race is unironically broken
nvm
got 4th cuz A.I rocketed infront of me on the last jump
because their cars simply rubber band
gg forza
I cannot believe this
eager igloo
I had that on a mobile game when I was a kid
Basically a gta copy, back in the era of keyboard phones
It was required to beat a race to progress, but first two cars were just straight up faster than you and there was no way to beat them
stone blade
straight up game issue right here
The a.i all use quite literally faster cars in the same class the race is in
so its unbeatable
I did multiple races with perfect racing lines and I did everything to not let them pass me
brake checking and all that
but no
best I got was 3rd
upbeat bobcat
Dude needs a Forza channel now to clean this place
stone blade
man stfu
heady vapor
woeful lance
oblique hearth
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/701386484636450837/1037848390316347503/...
stick a dick in it
real tinsel
stick a dick in it
the person who recorded that video is gonna have a third dick now
oblique hearth
the person who recorded that video is gonna have a third dick now
yeah
oh shit, my city hosts the quick army training event, should I go?
upbeat bobcat
Lmao yes go and get disappointed
oblique hearth
Lmao yes go and get disappointed
why dissapointed?
somber warren
oh shit, my city hosts the quick army training event, should I go?
insert Poland Article 5 meme
eager igloo
Polish army kek
woeful lance
P*lish
somber warren
first i was like dude did he just post a dick pic?
no its a candle
no its a fucking dildo
midnight tree
i got mfs out here questioning objective reality
we do a little existential trolling
midnight tree
midnight tree
nah i'm just high
maybe i just tricked you into thinking that
🤨
what about that, huh?
woeful lance
somber warren
maybe i just tricked you into thinking that
bro i just smoked a fat bowl
midnight tree
no
somber warren
and maybe being high lets you see through the matrix, and you are not really high you just see things how they really are
and big weed tells us its a drug
but really it lets you see through all that cia nasa abc bbc psyop shit
midnight tree
maybe weed
oblique hearth
rip nvidia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSAismB8ju4
somber warren
maybe weed
yes maybe
midnight tree
kinda forgot what i was saying
oblique hearth
midnight tree
the cia totally didn't get to me before i could finish my sentence
somber warren
fucking cia. they did it again
ocean pulsar
upbeat bobcat
rip nvidia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSAismB8ju4
When I get a paycheck from an opposing company
oblique hearth
upbeat bobcat
oblique hearth
ready or not is fire but none of my friends have it
I can play with ya
upbeat bobcat
m2 but i don't do war crimes
oblique hearth
i love killing civies
urban ocean
somber warren
i spend 30 mins in the lobby area just shooting the civ for less lethal training in the face
oblique hearth
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/424976647268204545/1037934177556906054/ca...
upbeat bobcat
oblique hearth
i spend 30 mins in the lobby area just shooting the civ for less lethal training...
Add me on steam, same name. If you want to play sometimes
somber warren
i guess this is you?
oblique hearth
i guess this is you?
ye
upbeat bobcat
somber warren
We had a Polish exchange student when i was in school. first day he greeted the teacher with hitler salute. Was funny af but we had to tell him that this is illegal. Still my friend almost 10 years later
good man, good food and his dad makes good apple cider
oblique hearth
We had a Polish exchange student when i was in school. first day he greeted the ...
based
I guess polish have really fucked up humor
oblique hearth
Lmao doxxed
who cares, im nobody
eager igloo
Hello nobody, I am still hungry
somber warren
i am the one who doxxes
pastel quartz
nice dawg
flat lava
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/655878334508433418/788048629080260618/Som...
Take the tedpill bros
broken topaz
Take the pink pill bros
flat lava
Take the pink pill bros
stone blade
flat lava
oblique hearth
Hello Hetero sapiens
flat lava
merry knoll
urban ocean
We had 2/2/22 and 2/22/22 in the same month
hidden path
throw rocks
oblique hearth
throw condensators
fading shuttle
swift scarab
Saul Goodman car remix dropped
real tinsel
@grizzled meadow explain this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanguinaccio_dolce
swift scarab
@narrow lotus Rate my artifact container
narrow lotus
<@146741297875517440> Rate my artifact container
would keep boiled beans just fine
swift scarab
Nah, irradiated bread
ornate tulip
Radioactively boiled beans.
grizzled meadow
<@237635783249494016> explain this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanguinaccio_do...
Explain what?
It's in english
You want to know why the pig's blood is used?
real tinsel
yea
but it was mostly a joke
i eat chocolate made from cow's blood
but if you actually want to explain go ahead
grizzled meadow
yea
Basically in two words, in the past but still even today, nothing was ever thrown away from the pig
Poverty and all that stuff
upbeat bobcat
Basically in two words, in the past but still even today, nothing was ever throw...
Getting political are we
grizzled meadow
Getting political are we
But
urban ocean
grizzled meadow
grizzled meadow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463784786050416690/1036636125168685217/bo...
somber warren
https://youtu.be/xs3q7aR-p3E
yo nice black yoshi
upbeat bobcat
Just popped in my feed, never watched them before
chilly bridge
I wish he touched on the Sven Co-op AoM
there's a server that runs 24/7 director's cut and sometimes an admin gets on to control an addiction david to fuck with everyone else
it's really fun
he'll hide in chokepoints and closets to pop out and blast you with an smg or whack you with a hammer
abstract path
Saul Goodman car remix dropped
God damn
chilly bridge
and since respawns are fast and kept pretty close to the group, it's all in good fun
stone blade
Alo
abstract path
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463784786050416690/1036636125168685217/bo...
The most dens3 man in england officially
This
Also this
Why
young hollow
Even though i dont know the context, the fact that so many servers can relate to this makes me still enjoy it
fading shuttle
i am still malding over the fact i wasnt a worthy enough brainfart resident to get a single part in that vid when it was made
young hollow
There will be a time
urban ocean
Be me.
Skirt the lines of moderation by being the most based poster on brainfart.
Get ignored.
abstract path
i am still malding over the fact i wasnt a worthy enough brainfart resident to g...
We can rant on pango to remake it
urban ocean
heady crow
midnight tree
abstract path
Oh god
midnight tree
plucky void
where's the "literally me" folks now 
heady crow
Here
midnight tree
right here
heady crow
heady crow
midnight tree
lofi beats
somber warren
is that a jojo reference?
midnight tree
homosexuality is indeed a jojo reference
somber warren
i knew it
plucky void
somber warren
being ironical homosexual still is homosexual. and that is a fact
midnight tree
would be a shame if i screenshot it and sent it in a jpg format
i'd wear a maid dress just to make other people come out of the closet
so i could fuckin dunk on them for not saying no homo
abstract path
I already came
Out of the closet
somber warren
i'd wear a maid dress just to make other people come out of the closet
The sad thing about that is i believe you
midnight tree
you better
the tamer shitposts i post are just that; shitposts.
but the more deranged, unhinged and questionable posts i make are completely real.
heady crow
i'd wear a maid dress just to make other people come out of the closet
What if im already out of the closet
midnight tree
i'll put you back in there
heady crow
somber warren
heady crow
Me
somber warren
the british are back at it again
somber warren
fucking printed out black and white british flag
heady crow
Bro not lord miles again 😭
abstract path
Man
heady crow
What the fuck
somber warren
what i think it is
abstract path
Yep
somber warren
this is horrible
slate crown
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1026475449381027881/...
i miss him everyday
heady crow
abstract path
this is horrible
Yeah no cap bro
glad carbon
somber warren
Yeah no cap bro
the situation is not bussin
abstract path
I know
heady crow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555301947146502144/1038043535066284033/he...
Im on a sea creature diet. I see creatures i eat them
abstract path
uwu
midnight tree
another fucking cia psyop smh
somber warren
Im on a sea creature diet. I see creatures i eat them
look in the mirror
midnight tree
tryina make me believe houses exist
heady crow
abstract path
slate crown
crush it
abstract path
Spiders are yes
slate crown
no im talking about the cat
slate crown
clarification 
somber warren
It's fur for clothes?
everything else would be a waste
abstract path
Lol
somber warren
but you prob need about 10-15 cats for a nice coat
abstract path
True
plucky void
hey, that one disney villain needed 101 dalmatians for her coat
somber warren
and they have to have the matching color
plucky void
I'm guessing cat fur would require even more
somber warren
you got a point
abstract path
It was a cartoon
slate crown
somber warren
very based movie
plucky void
It was a cartoon
are you tryna tell me cartoons aren't real smh
abstract path
Yall eatin well?
midnight tree
eating chili nuts
somber warren
Yall eatin well?
i just had a breadroll with ham and cheese
slate crown
I'm having rice with sauteed shrimps and pork belly
abstract path
I wish i had shrimps
somber warren
shrimp is so good
somber warren
vietnamese never devein the shrimps though
i mean i guess it does not make a huge difference
slate crown
i usually just chew on the whole thing, shell on if im too lazy
dreamy hornet
somber warren
i usually just chew on the whole thing, shell on if im too lazy
i use the shells to make broth
slate crown
i mean i guess it does not make a huge difference
yea it's just so miniscule, not worth the effort
heady crow
Yall eatin well?
Idk only thing ive eaten today was 2 bananas, 2 meat pies, 2 cups of coffee, pre workout and a protein shake
Not really
abstract path
Idk only thing ive eaten today was 2 bananas, 2 meat pies, 2 cups of coffee, pre...
Protein shake is yes
heady crow
Yes
somber warren
fuck protein shakes, eat a can of tuna
heady crow
4kg of vanilla pear protein powder finally running out thankfully
abstract path
Finally
heady crow
fuck protein shakes, eat a can of tuna
Bringing a can of tuna is out of pocket as fuck
abstract path
fuck protein shakes, eat a can of tuna
Sorry for tasting boring
somber warren
it does not have to taste good it has to work
heady crow
Finally someone Else who knows quark
somber warren
Finally someone Else who knows quark
its a german word
abstract path
Hey i knew it :<
flat lava
somber warren
if you can get yourself harzer cheese
that shit has 27g protein per 100g cheese
very stinky tho
somber warren
don't know if you can get it out of germany tho
flat lava
Yall eatin well?
You make these??
glad carbon
👲🏿
somber warren
is 6 really that much?
never had sushi
except once gas station sushi
never again
plucky void
is 6 really that much?
no, it's way too little... like an afternoon snack
fading shuttle
plucky void
You thought i couldn't make culinary food or sum?
calm down it was just a question
ocean pulsar
lusty sonnet
@slate crown why you skip me last night? :'(
abstract path
calm down it was just a question
-<- alrite
dreamy hornet
Is meth a food
abstract path
You think i fight some random ass dude that has no balls nor bitches? Nah
He can't even get over here
somber warren
Is meth a food
of course
dreamy hornet
You think i fight some random ass dude that has no balls nor bitches? Nah
By that logic you wouldnt fight my dog, which I approve of
somber warren
meth is very high on the food pyramid
upbeat bobcat
<@812027221782167613> why you skip me last night? :'(
He was taking care of me, I had fever because covid.
abstract path
By that logic you wouldnt fight my dog, which I approve of
Get your dog here then smh
lusty sonnet
He was taking care of me, I had fever because covid.
slate crown
<@812027221782167613> why you skip me last night? :'(
about that
upbeat bobcat
<:monkaHmm:919973008087588895>
I actually said to him that we should do some D2 content because it's boring af alone but then my fever went up
lusty sonnet
I actually said to him that we should do some D2 content because it's boring af ...
ye was going to play as well
dreamy hornet
Rhodesian ridgeback
Got him in exchange for some work from a breeder
I was mainly interested because all of his dogs were so nice
One of the girls would come up and politely boop the back of my knee when I was working for pets
lusty sonnet
about that
"holiday tomorrow, grinding time" smhsmh
abstract path
does chrystal get any weapons?
Nah, my hanfs
upbeat bobcat
Rhodesian ridgeback
Got him in exchange for some work from a breeder
I was mainl...
Some dog types has the dankest names
lusty sonnet
all good tho
abstract path
You think i fight with weapons?
slate crown
but it's fixed now, fr this time
somber warren
Nah, my hanfs
that dog will fuck you up
dreamy hornet
Plus rhodesia no longer exists
somber warren
Plus rhodesia no longer exists
in my heart it does
lusty sonnet
but it's fixed now, fr this time
man dw, i just watched tv instead 
abstract path
that dog will fuck you up
You only think that
dreamy hornet
My dog is a pansy
slate crown
man dw, i just watched tv instead <:kekleo2:988183611847110666>
turns out i did have morning classes but we were supposed to have an entire day off
abstract path
...in a way
dreamy hornet
I prefer him as a baby
lusty sonnet
turns out i did have morning classes but we were supposed to have an entire day ...
big oof moment tbh
slate crown
yea
dreamy hornet
I will shelter from trauma
slate crown
it is what it is
somber warren
bro they can run up to 50kmh
dreamy hornet
Does crystal tame humans in the same way
slate crown
im free for an entire month now so it doesn't matter
abstract path
bro they can run up to 50kmh
I never said i would need to run
somber warren
that dog will fuck you up so bad
abstract path
Ok?
dreamy hornet
bro they can run up to 50kmh
Females run more, males get muscle mass and tire faster
But they all jump insanely high
upbeat bobcat
that dog will fuck you up so bad
abstract path
Yep
dreamy hornet
Theoretically a chihuahua could kill someone
somber warren
Everything could kill you
dreamy hornet
Breathing is deadly
abstract path
Everything could kill you
Exactly
But if i were to loose an arm, i probably couldn't care less
I have another anyway.
dreamy hornet
My dad has an english mastiff
These dogs cant have bones cause their bite strength can shard bones into their intestines
200 lb babies
somber warren
But if i were to loose an arm, i probably couldn't care less
you would fucking bleed out in seconds dude
dreamy hornet
Seen em take treats from the mailman without a peep
abstract path
you would fucking bleed out in seconds dude
What do you want to proove by arguing with me
upbeat bobcat
abstract path
That you can't kill a dog?
midnight tree
abstract path
With your bare hands?
dreamy hornet
Statistically coyotes are more of a threat
somber warren
What do you want to proove by arguing with me
That a dog would fuck you up, and if you lost an arm you would bleed out
abstract path
Yeah exactly
somber warren
you are not rambo
abstract path
That a dog would fuck you up, and if you lost an arm you would bleed out
Yes i would but would i give up? No
upbeat bobcat
somber warren
Yes i would but would i give up? No
not saying that
dreamy hornet
Its admirable
somber warren
i'm sure you would fight honorbly to your death
dreamy hornet
Its not a certainty though
abstract path
Honorably doesn't fit it quite right
upbeat bobcat
A human can do a lot of shit whilst in adrenaline rush
dreamy hornet
We will all die
abstract path
Obviously
upbeat bobcat
Wish that was me
abstract path
But we will all die eventually.
stone blade
Why <:kekw:919974270132711444>
we need an updated version of this cuz its only a handful of members and they repeat
somber warren
that all i'm saying
upbeat bobcat
Not keanu reeves
dreamy hornet
True
abstract path
we need an updated version of this cuz its only a handful of members and they re...
True!
stone blade
tyty
dreamy hornet
I am recalling a local guy who killed a cougar with his bare hands
somber warren
I am recalling a local guy who killed a cougar with his bare hands
was that in america?
california?
dreamy hornet
Idk, nearish
We get em here
somber warren
i heared of this case of a jogger getting attacked by a cougar and he strangled it to death
dreamy hornet
Mhm
somber warren
was a young and malnourished one tho
dreamy hornet
Why else would one attack a human
abstract path
What is a cougar again?
abstract path
Oh shit
upbeat bobcat
I wouldn't go near a Cali or Florida man
lusty sonnet
im free for an entire month now so it doesn't matter
Am free next week wooo
somber warren
i would not fuck with a cougar either
upbeat bobcat
People don't notice me easily
I can hear your heartbeats
slate crown
Am free next week wooo
upbeat bobcat
<:letsgooo:995320995743277157>
Stop screaming
abstract path
Maybe I am
Show yourself ig
slate crown
Stop screaming
slate crown
I've got something i think you'll be interested
abstract path
You want to inteoduce me to muse dash or what?
upbeat bobcat
lusty sonnet
F
upbeat bobcat
abstract path
Very well
grizzled meadow
<:lal:1031205024774234173> <:lal:1031205024774234173> <:lal:1031205024774234173>...
Madirex adding shit
grizzled meadow
<@237635783249494016> can you ban crystal for this
Yes
@abstract path your last words
dreamy hornet
abstract path
impossible
grizzled meadow
You're getting banned
abstract path
grizzled meadow
That stuff is... no
abstract path
B-but
dreamy hornet
grizzled meadow
Game was rigged from the start
dreamy hornet
Cant even have noodle gravy anymore
slate crown
gets banned
truly, something only cystal can do
grizzled meadow
Cystal
lusty sonnet
You're getting banned
Sanity will finally return somewhat
grizzled meadow
dreamy hornet
A cyst?
slate crown
the typo speaks the truth
lusty sonnet
You remove cysts yea
slate crown
lusty sonnet
slim osprey
I have the vid ready just in case
abstract path
Good bye brainfart, it was a good time
slim osprey
Bye Crystal
grizzled meadow
somber warren
slim osprey
https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771
grizzled meadow
@abstract path I'm clearly joking, I'm going to bed (probably I don't know)
- new bio dropped
Cystal never fail
slate crown
redpack or bluepack, your choice Neo
slim osprey
Both
heady crow
slate crown
too real 😭
heady crow
Yes
upbeat bobcat
Won't even remember anyway
slate crown
oblique hearth
upbeat bobcat
Modawayteys
slim osprey
Real
slate crown
@grizzled meadow YOU WANT A CAWFEE?
ANYBODY?
WO WANTS CAWFEE?
man forgot to turn off his caps lock
dreamy hornet
Cawfee from a kawrig?
slate crown
I'LL TAKE DECAF
dreamy hornet
I need this mans energy
slate crown
it's all those CAWFEES
grizzled meadow
<@237635783249494016> YOU WANT A CAWFEE?
A clear case of "the sequel won't beat the original"
lusty sonnet
<@920429943102521385> I'm clearly joking, I'm going to bed (probably I don't kno...
Wee tad early to sleep ai
fading shuttle
urban ocean
heady crow
hidden path
perish
dreamy hornet
<@237635783249494016> YOU WANT A CAWFEE?
(this we stole, this you cant see)
eager quest
Guess I'll get banned
good
DAMN
I HAD MY PHONE IN MY POCKET
opened and typed on its own
damn pants or sweat or whatever
grizzled meadow
This is probably the second time I see this and say "no"
pastel quartz
Bruh
narrow lotus
grizzled meadow
It was funny
pastel quartz
Nah I'm laughing bro
slim osprey
grizzled meadow
dont send him into the abyss
It's in the abyss with H*tler
slim osprey
grizzled meadow
Too late
slim osprey
slim osprey
It's in the abyss with H*tler
grizzled meadow
Swap them and it's me
slim osprey
Smh falco
slim osprey
How can you not allow the H dude
grizzled meadow
Nose piercings are awful
grizzled meadow
How can you not allow the H dude
Keep talking like that and I won't allow zaza 🍃 posting
grizzled meadow
Nose piercings are awful
Same goes for boobs piercings
slim osprey
Ay nipple piercings are kinda hit or miss for me
Sometimes I like 'em sometimes I don't
grizzled meadow
I hate them
slim osprey
Why?
grizzled meadow
Same goes for tatoos
grizzled meadow
I need the translator for this one
dreamy hornet
I bet you like beans on toast
grizzled meadow
It's not something we eat daily here
slim osprey
I plan on tattooing my entire back one day
dreamy hornet
That is not a no
grizzled meadow
But it's basically beans and bread after all
If beans and bread is okay for you, then yes, I do like beans and bread
oblique hearth
Same goes for boobs piercings
grizzled meadow
My father
slim osprey
What
slim osprey
lusty sonnet
If beans and bread is okay for you, then yes, I do like beans and bread
Falco is bri'ish confirmed
grizzled meadow
Why?
I think they "spoil" or "disfigure" the female body, I don't find them attractive, they are just a hindrance if anything, they're not good looking and I just hate them in general
I like piercings, yes, but only some of them
Same goes for tattoos, I don't find them attractive at all and they shift attention to something else
As long as you don't get a septum/whatever crap that makes you look like a bull or draw a work of art between your breasts, I'm okay with it
It's not about the drip or the look, It's more about staying "natural"
dreamy hornet
Spain is real?
oblique hearth
I think they "spoil" or "disfigure" the female body, I don't find them attractiv...
you dont like cyberpunk huh
grizzled meadow
Spain is real?
Bro don't remove the first letter...
heady crow
Ay nipple piercings are kinda hit or miss for me
Oh yeah but septum piercings are hot
oblique hearth
imagine clit piercing
dreamy hornet
Whats your take on circumcision then
grizzled meadow
imagine clit piercing
Absolute shit
heady crow
grizzled meadow
Whats your take on circumcision then
No religion involved?
From my POV it's a choice
And from what I know it's good for your pipi
heady crow
grizzled meadow
Not for babies is it
We could say the same thing for religion but I said no religion involved
dreamy hornet
I'm picturing that House episode about a guy and box cutters
heady crow
Rare picture of a discord user going outside
grizzled meadow
It may well be
Considering how my pipi is today, I kinda don't mind, because no I'm not circumcised and I don't have really any problems with it (at least for now and I hope forever)