#🎪bruh-fart
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That's what I heard
Anymore?
That'll look bad on my resume
Just don't put it on your resume
Shit Ive been doing it the other way too

Too late
You stupid
I am a registered Sex offender
Some men piss me off, gotta keep em in line
I am good at pissing people off
I will register as a sex defender to fight against you
some men piss on me, i mean piss me off too

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Thank you Sir for confirmation
No piss kink in #🎪bruh-fart
where is that written
Breh
In the dreams I had
I love sex, Im a sexist, if you would
Same
based
Ong
in the rules?

Wow

Do you hate me?
Lmfao
I hate all of you occasionally, you guys are annoying ❤️
We try
That's a good friend right there
hate you too moon 
I try my best to be annoying
trust me im equally as insufferable and sexy irl as in discord
YouTube broke again so this is all I see right now while listening to a payday remix
just remembered I have beer in the ffridge

hell yeah
I am hotter irl than on discord
Shotgun it
YOOO THAT IS ME
Mad Max catgirls
shotgun a glass bottle?
Yes
Yes
Shotgun a glass bottle
Dont be a bitch
Exactly
real
fake
I still got work tomorrow so unfortunately I won't drink glass shards
I said real you fuck
You gonna let a little glass stop you, baby man?
So 0 sex appeal irl? 
I will skin you alive
Life hack: you can beat women if you're a woman
Kinky?

Life hack: I identify as a woman now
It simply is a better kinmk
I would be a woman if I was thin
1984
Minor spelling mistake
censorship
this is like uh
Cry about it
literally 1984
george orwells book
1984

pee
sorry for existing i guess
Yeah np
Stupid bitch
bitch? Atleast gender me right
bitch boy
Bitch boy
bitch is a male term
ayo
bitchette is for women
Pussy ass bitch
You deserve it
You are a queer
little baby man
I like men.
little piss baby
What
Piss baby 
get queered
ay something we share in common
Stop trying to be like me
Shut up
I dont wanna be like you
Don't care
i wanna be with you
Ratio'd
😳
Ay yo
Toxic Thursday
Toxic is my middle name
he is not annoying, he is toxic
They/Them pussy or They/Them cock?
Yoshi "Toxic" exe
What are your other ones? And all the numbers on your bank card
Good question
its just german pronouns
zim, zem, and zer
los ojos tristes?
El muchacho de los ojos tristes
Vive solo y necesita amor
Only being able to speak English is a solid kekw
Learn another language 4head
Learn a programming language
Skill issue
don't
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dont know if speaking english and dutch is better or worse
you will instantly receive knee high socks
Unironically a good song
it is tho
I can too, its not great
glad you recognised it from my reference
uwu
Based opinion
ok=
Zijn even slecht
no you dont
spanish isnt real
You are not real
No existes
@abstract path is this you?
Eres un figmento de mi imaginacion
imagine being harassed by a fucking clown on roller blades
cocaína
im not in your head
Kiitos kiitos
Estas en mi cabeza

uh oh
we're all in your head
Can you not
i think he may be mentally unwell
anime conventions, the one place where you can be mentally deranged without people calling the cops on you
which one of us
police stations too
everyone?
probably
Me
goals
There is a special protagonist building for protagonists
They give you a jacket to hold your arms in place
You'll love it
Yeah but this is a special protagonist one
You have the seasons wrong
O boi
dude ikr
when that 12c hits after the winter
jackets come off
it's not even winter here yet
12 celsius dummy
And it's not even summer
the whole weaher's fucked
yeah and its like 4c during the day here
throw it away, get some new weather
It do be raining
God damn I am once again asking you to please take me there
I need money to buy dog treats for my dog
id fly you out if the tickets werent 700 euros
Okay go to work
you cant do that to my mike man
Evil
Work from home gang
gang gang
I also need to finish this paper fr
ok ok ill work next summer
Ill cya guys later
I am "working" from home
Same same
my spatula e
your cat is half baked sir
I only really try to be alive when they throw me in a meeting
you're half baked
god I hope I can finally get some decent degree at one point so I can do interesting jobs
you have failed from the start
if I keep working retail I'm going to beat someone to death
degree doesnt give you a job
literally makes no sense
yeah it makes no sense. How degree would grant you a well paid job from the start
I work minimum wage rn, literally anything above that seems well paid
nnnyes my cats are licking each other
wait no they're fighting
Here degrees for employers to give you a salary that's up to standards for the level of degree you have
https://youtu.be/YGHEw2L_9qo I'm doin your mom
Deep cut that no one will recognize, but whatever. When I see a good quality instrumental, you know I gotta do it to 'em.
Continually trying to up the visual production value... but audio production value will be shitty as always :)
Peep the original for just a good song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBKx8PyE5qQ
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Mayer Hawthorne
J...
damn, its better than poland
Top tier cats
in poland its all about experience
experience plays a role but no one's gonna give you a job as like an electrician if you don't have the right degree here
I mean... in those specialities you still need to pass tests and have certificates
yeah so there are similarities
but as a programmer you wont have a well paid job based only on degree
I got a job as a cnc machine operator specifically because they wanted to train someone from the ground up
rn I got jack shit so I really need a decent degree soon if I want some money
that's rad as hell
I babysit the mangler
It can maneuver through flesh like air
Respecting that, I intend to not fall prey to it
(Its a rotary lathe)
rn the job I'm leaving, I'm bending down to put plastic film on pallets
a bit less cool
are you a BIG UNIT from lifting those heavy metal sheets?
50% of my time I spend on my phone waiting for the machine to spit out the next part to check
I am the self taught programmer who has no idea what is going on
Federal contract tho so nuthin, not even weed
Those X amounts of years studying for a degree count as experience + get a lucky internship with an interesting project and you're set tbh
I'm probs gonna try going into a technician's degree in something related to electronics, and learn 3D modelling to try and work on some projects for myself
oh yeah thats true, Im a master
That would make you have a better initial pay than i do because i did a bachelor's and vibed of the internship
And the fact that i didnt want to study an additional 2 years
Master degree is the right level to earn well
I want a bachelor so I can earn decent
cant corporation send you to school to make you earn master degree?
you could have financial support
Think so but you'd have to find a position you like
You just fuck off then and go apply elsewhere
Enough companies looking for people nowadays
There's a lot of open jobs here
I have to take my shit together and create online shop tbh
they're all dogshit and pay minimum wage

I just want my company car, all i need
that's why I have two jobs
F
yeah, big F
I'm going to earn enough to live in the forest
my end goal is to be a troglodyte
imagine being at work in the morning and after coming home, work for another job
strength to you
I dont wanna imagine that my dude, i want a normal day
I just want to make my own business and make youtube videos 
I mean, I still have some time but the progress is just awful
@heady crow
I can barely care enough to work one job
I thought it was cum
Thankfully I have a stable life so I don't need to exhaust myself to just survive
Same same
making an asset takes time and a good amount of cash flow, it's slow
?????????
I thought it was cum
BUT WHY
Shrimp brain
The unthankful part is that I'm probably chronically depressed and I can't make things work how I want
wat
you win some you lose some
wdym but why
who isnt depressed these days my brother
Ay probably doesn't mean 100%, that's a win
tough times
Warlockracy type gif
least deranged #🎪bruh-fart user
Thank u pals
Is he talking about that one vulnerability that's as old as time itself and only serves to trip the antivirus
appreciate the support
Most likely
Here, a video about it
Recently a lot of people have been getting a Window's Defender notification that they have a Trojan on their device from their Discord Cache. This HTML/Adodb.gen!A Trojan is actually quite harmless and I show you how to remove it but I also show you how to prevent windows defending from freaking out.
While excluding the discord cache folder can...
stupid
Sniff
incest creature
@slate crown zaza?
Morrowing best game, best game forever
the soundtrack is amazing
when todd's nuts didnt drop yet and he actually made new games
that aren't just fallout 3 again
I want to learn 3d modelling to work on mods like Tamriel rebuilt and stuff
that shit is so fucking good
then do that
Gimme like 6 months of struggling on Blender, I could be ok
as long as you're doin something
What do you struggle with?
I don't have any 3d modelling training or anything. I'm going at it with nothing but youtube and stuff
start clickin
Look m8 im going to be 100% honest
The best reviews are for making vr chat models
Apparently those help people learn better than actual tutorials
may look into it
also do need to do some stuff. I gotta 3d print a shade for my lamp
that's more CAD than blender
Blender works
I should also learn cad but for now it's a hassle since I don't need to model very precise and well made stuff
I'm now going to pass out and sleep
goodby
my final message
I recommend using Fusion 360
its free
@slate crown grinding time kom
literally me
Im not gae but when I saw him in Death Stranding I would kiss him irl
the performance was too good
the part with like skeleton spooky soldiers lit up my 12 year old "this is cool" part of my brain like a christmas tree
I wear leather bomber jacket with a hoodie but I dont put hoodie on
oh, you are talking about the D?
no hoodie bruh
Big true
Sometimes I just turn off that dlc, I know you can tweak the timing of their appearance
But I forget how to do it
Half of y'all
me stacking intelligence and alchemy into an infinite upwards spiral until I ascent to godhood planetbrain man for the 16 hours of my potion's duration
Dripping Cocks
are people really this eager to waste money just so they can show the internet how retarded they are
alright I'll ask someone else 👀
shorten it to "are people really this eager to waste money" and there you go
(the answer is "of course they are")
I mean you can waste money for non-retarded reasons
or... less retarded reasons than shooting your TV
I remember a dad unloading a 1911 into his daughter's laptop to teach her a lesson 
This is arguably a good reason to waste money
Warning: Since this video seems to have gone crazy, I figure I'll post this notice. I'm going to read a letter my 15 year old daughter wrote. There ARE some curse words in it. None of them are incredibly bad, but they are definitely things a little kid shouldn't hear... not to mention things MY KID shouldn't say!
If you want to see the original ...
Here's the original video posted by the dad himself
gonna delete the other one from whatever news program it was because it doesn't show the entire video
borderline misinformation
quote of the day

Don't know at all
based gta rp server
A A A A A A A
who wants 1 month of gamepass for new accounts?
How are they called
straight jacket
dick stiffer

What's that
Yeah for my broken xbox, yay
women
its for the pc
you really belong here, old man
btw, this is legit (and hilarious)
Sorry no pc
Yes
this fucking cat
No way dude
tell me that wasn't a good reason to waste money 
yo dude thats my fucking cat?
yes, I hold him captive
what in the advance wars is that
his the cleanest creature i have come across

you're turkish?
No
make your child fear you and possibly hide any sort of passion or interest they have from you, being afraid that you're gonna act like a complete lunatic again?
oh yeah man totally worth it
your friend used ş so i assumed you are
HELL YEAH BROTHER
My friend is Turkish
BOYS WILL BE BOYS
You missed her letter, didn't you
also this sounds like it struck a nerve 
found the romanian
yea
you eat copium
uh oh you people are confusing crystal again
God damnit
I mean yeah
But tbh

I'd rather also have breasts with it
yeah they dont see the massive machine guns on the small wings , characteristic to an attack heli
yeah not aware of the context, but really, it's too much of an aggressive response for anything. well, maybe okay if it's somebody unimportant for you, though still weird, but come on, don't freaking shoot your daughter's stuff
so watch the entire fucking video
context is given
i will just so i can reply to you with u are wrong stfu
come at me bro
what a spiteful message
also where's the uh
Hows that
Dead
Whats that
Cells
goddammit I can't find that one heineken ad
I have slept thru so many new releases
How is it
oh god 8 minutes yeah no still fucked up regardless of context also I'm not watching that it's too long also you stink aight peaaaaaaaaace
I used to have the whole thing on xbox and it's AMAZING
5bc best
L + no patience + simp for teen girls + touch ass
Hmm... another roguelike?
I have a problem with buying games I dont have time to fully complete
Ye another one
I enjoy the hell out of them, just coming to terms with my own habits
I enjoy suffering
Killing
Trying
Just to try again
All over
In a strange way thats super zen to me
Zen?
I dont even truly know what zen is outside of like... wax on wax off
Oh yeah
Zen
I guess i kinda like that concept
Plus
There is also noita
The fun, finnish, most painful and experimental experiance
Describing the difficulty of certain roguelikes I get far too into to friends probably makes me look like a masochist
i mean its a good video ngl
fine goddamit
I'll watch it later
old man is still stinky though
also that was 8 years ago tf
MORBIN?
Yeah i cant tell if that was that deserved or not , his daughter defo needed some schooling but he might end up making her hate him
could only find it on vimeo
see, old man? that's the thing I was talking about
Doom needs to be cheerful
called MY FUCKING POINT
you have no point because you didn't watch the video

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Confirmed @abstract path is neither a boy or a girl , but an artifact
But what are the qualities
autistic artifact
Fifteen years after the events of Yakuza Zero, former Dojima Family Lieutenant Daisaku Kuze gets released from prison and finds himself in a changed world. Hunted by enemies of his past, he has no choice but to team up with former partner, Keiji Shibusawa.
In case you haven't noticed already, this isn't real. It's a joke.
Background music:
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@grizzled meadow
here's another one where they're just being silly gooses together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-10JwYLtFZc
First: this is a parody.
Second: No, really it's a parody.
We spent a lot of time doing videos this weekend and Hannah decided to do a funny one. We hope you laugh watching it. We sure laughed making it!
this is after the laptop shooting
weird
Average Monolith soldier
Biggest irony
is cannibal corpse putting parental advisory on their album covers
Stuff them into the artifact recycler.
Isnt it artefact
I’m not European
Fair enough
Anomaly tamale...
unfortunately
Pretty sure both sides could equally say why theirs is better and the other is worse
Both suck, hot take
fuck america
and thats a fax

Americans and Europeans would both not last 3 months on the absolute hellhole south america is
So wheres your ruler
An adorable baby beaver goes viral and everybody is saying "dam!" CNN's Jeanne Moos reports. #CNN #News
🦫🪵


sorry
Real talk though, new york
[Updates below] John Doe, our 16 (coming on 17) year old male tabby, getting his back scratched at the right spot. Deaf as a doorknob, not a single tooth left in his head and unable to maneuver well due to a swollen liver from old age, he loves getting scratched where he can no longer reach himself.
Update 30th December 2020:
Wow, the sudden i...
Gn
I wonder what used to be on the front of my lighter
uh oh
did you see the drool the sent flying when he shook his head afterwards lmao
what did u fucking say
holy crap
it does pretty well
i'd use that gun
@heady crow
look at this distinguished gentleman
where's his top hat and the monocle
Yo. If he would tolerate it. I would XD
p!cat
p!cat
he's a bit cross-eyed, poor guy
p!dog
p!monkey
Omgg! Hii!! Kittyy!!
look at that chonky bullpup
Man he is so fine
No monkeys?
Literally me
No need for a command when you got a whole chat of them
Yeah the other day they both wanted cuddles. Who am I to say no.
Two hands means cuddles for two cats
You don't have a fishing rod your inventory.
Buy one by doing p!buy fishing rod
p!cat
@grizzled meadow
p!kot
p!gecko
U jelly?
urunyuuuu
Wrong game but fuck it
The gayest of all duels
Why’re you using melee? Is it because you want to lean in and kiss them?
Exactly
Bet
We got our own ones we can use

😳
Ayo?

I never lose when it comes to that man
Well see about it
Bet
This is true
You are not ready for that He/They cock
Duel but you get released into a nature reserve with a 30 min headstart and I hunt you for sport
^
In what way? 
Lads, it happened again
I played Metal Gear Solid 3 for the first time and this is one of my favorite songs now!!! I'm out here feedin on tree frogs you feel me fr fr
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New snake eater cover dropped

If you know what i mean 
Yes I understand
You on mobile?
98% of the time yes
watdefok
does .mp4 count as webms?
then why can't i post wtf
definitely
Try rolling back to a previous version if you can
takes 12 years to upload a file
but it's working now
i think...
ok now it's just stuck at 100% instead of 0%
im done 

What is it about feet that people find attractive?
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"Write This Down" Prod. By SoulChef
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Pop Smoke's New Album "Faith"
https://PopSmoke.lnk.to/Faith
Follow Tupac Thug Th...
I have zero idea
no idea either
I actively find them a turn off if given too much attention
I guess people have a need to like "different" things to break away from the regular folks
oh wow i can't even upload images
He refused to answer
Ay yo we got the same time zone
i woke up at 3:30am and couldn't sleep
How
so now im in class
Atlantic Canada
How are you all the way up there and still same timezone
it's 7am rn
It's okay, we all make mistakes
putting extra numbers on a clock
kinda cringe
we only need the 12
stop being extra
I will continue to add numbers to the clock
it's 00:00 o clock
Fuck you
adding "am" or "pm" to the number is more extra than the numbers themselves 
It's now 2106

2106 zulu
No it's actually the norm here
ayo wait a fucking minute what timezone is cropol on
I don't fucking know
we can all agree, it's better than "a quarter past seven"
Whatever timezone Argentina is in
ah ye
indubitably, old chap
coma
am in a cona
minor spelling mistake
curse these sausage fingers
slebin
hitting the hay
THE WISH GRANTER IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
at least youtube links still work
Not my footage (fr?!)
#americanpsychoedit #edit #patrickbateman #phonk #sigma #sigmaedit

better than nothing
Bruuuh hell of an earthquake just happened LMAO
mother nature do be doin a little trollin lately
i don't think I've ever experienced an earthquake ever
looks fun though 
Well..
that was a yoke
I mean jumping around sure is fun but can go real bad
all fun in games until the entire foundation collapses 
youtube trying to radicalize me again
although it's very subtle this time
Welp, it's pretty close to me
I was gonna ask why Ares sending me another earthquake but nop
Yo is that Altis
Nah I'm not Greece but close
put a boot of speed on her dumbe head

silly fishe
Hope you are safe and your place isnt falling apart Mr. Mayo
I'm good, it was a very short one but close to the surface, my heavy ass bed literally jumped left and right. No damage around tho.

Too much? I'm sorry if it went beyond the limits
Okey

glad to hear
Ah, Timmy Shelby.
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