🎪bruh-fart

[grizzled meadow]

I have a monkey on my back that's telling me to buy the fucking new Pixel

Stop me

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't know shit other than camera stuff on Pixel lmao

[grizzled meadow]

My shit Oneplus 7T Pro does whatever I need to do just fine

I love/hate Android 12

But still, what I do with it, it's more than enough

[upbeat bobcat]

Cries in Android 10

[grizzled meadow]

BUT YET, I WANT TO CHANGE IT BECAUSE FUCK ONEPLUS AT THIS POINT

FIRST AND LAST PHONE I BUY FROM THEM

Before this phone: amazing company

This phone drop: shit company

OF COURSE, OBVIOUSLY

[upbeat bobcat]

I've never seen people getting really unhappy with OnePlus. Your phone must be one of the bad models

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2yx7gdPyB0

[grizzled meadow]

The only problem I have with it is sensors

Like when I listen to vocal audio, that's where the phone don't understand what I'm doing

[grizzled meadow]

Apart from that it's a good phone

Discord was literally trying to not let me send this message

[abstract path]

Face reveal???

[slate crown]

fuck

[abstract path]

It's 5am dude

What'd you expect

[slate crown]

now i can't talk shit to you

since you saw my face

[abstract path]

Meh

I'll prolly forget it

[upbeat bobcat]

Methead

[slate crown]

skill issue

[upbeat bobcat]

Skill issue

[plucky void]

https://youtu.be/OskxARomyO8?t=197

[abstract path]

Gud git

[upbeat bobcat]

I gotta go do some midterming again(thankfully from home this time) don't masturbate too much to Pango's pic

[grizzled meadow]

Where are you spawning exactly?

[upbeat bobcat]

Called rookie village stupid, ban

[grizzled meadow]

True

Anamoly is amazing btw

[abstract path]

I think you mean monopoly

[upbeat bobcat]

Moneypoly

Because you choose it bumble

[grizzled meadow]

The Loner is the default faction

And Loners spawn there

1+1

Well if you didn't touched anything in the loadout, yes

[slate crown]

least psychopathic stalker player

[abstract path]

Clear sky=monolit?

[upbeat bobcat]

Read the character creation menu better, spawn point is literally written in there

[slate crown]

mf says he going to sleep

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-spinning-spin-playing-enjoying-gif-17445384

[slim osprey]

The meme

[abstract path]

The nerve

[slim osprey]

• taking pics in the perfect lighting that is my room

[upbeat bobcat]

İmagine sleeping bruvh

[abstract path]

Guys guys guys

Mfing shark found my grandmas teeth

[upbeat bobcat]

Uugh

[slate crown]

me when crystal

[urban ocean]

https://vxtwitter.com/BlueEyed1412/status/1587830398519746562

[upbeat bobcat]

[grizzled meadow]

WWWOOOWWW
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

AH-AH

[slim osprey]

Okay I go sleep fr now

[abstract path]

Oh

Ok

Gm

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/mimir-the-piterroles-gif-22679697

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-gif-21449019

[abstract path]

Dam

[abstract path]

Btw my friend always tries to annoy me with this but it gets me laughing

[slate crown]

[abstract path]

He can have

A good kind of humour

[chilly bridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1009021011527749702/1037580323451584542/a26b6510930de1d3fdedaaf0fe838afc6fcc7e307302db68783c48b11be0c968_1.mp4

[slate crown]

yay meal time

[abstract path]

That's

Cool

Lol

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/GQS4lmfBTT8

[abstract path]

Wh

[narrow lotus]

Oof fucking earthquake just now

[chilly bridge]

literally just swap channels

[abstract path]

I agree

[narrow lotus]

stop posting this shit

[abstract path]

Also what exactly is happening rn over there?

[abstract path]

(Ban it)

[narrow lotus]

Idk it was a quake rn , it woke me up

Pretty long too

Going back to sleep tho , talk later

[abstract path]

Maybe it was an explosion?

Alright

Sleep well ledy

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/729987262015864833/1037432901559656518/trim.2B8BF0AF-136F-47AA-B793-6B9EB019BAB0.mov

[eternal dawn]

that was the first time i posted in this channel

[eager igloo]

This shit got posted way too many times either way

[upbeat bobcat]

Maybe they stole your bed and put it back when you woke up.

Holy shit tho it was real

[upbeat bobcat]

[slate crown]

sorry

[upbeat bobcat]

Mommy

[slate crown]

my fat ass fell down the stairs

[upbeat bobcat]

Da fuck

[slate crown]

sorry for causing an earthquake

[upbeat bobcat]

[slate crown]

[chilly bridge]

[upbeat bobcat]

[chilly bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/tamers12345-tamers-sonic-underground-gif-25339190

[upbeat bobcat]

[slate crown]

nooooooooooooooooooooo

[upbeat bobcat]

@narrow lotus found South Africa Romanians

[slate crown]

actual detroit moment

(edited)

[chilly bridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1015002721209811064/what_a_really_spicy_rock_looks_like.mp4

[slate crown]

he found @abstract path's home

[abstract path]

What the hell is that

[slate crown]

your house

[upbeat bobcat]

Your mouth

[slate crown]

mayos butthole after taco bell

[chilly bridge]

looks like a homemade reactor gone bad

[abstract path]

How is that my house

[slate crown]

it's literally your house

this is why your mom told you to clean your room

[eager igloo]

A fucking mSv/h?

[oblique hearth]

mf is shitting radioactive bricks

[eager igloo]

Much

[slate crown]

that's what im saying

[amber marsh]

Lotsa spicy air

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/leave-go-away-just-leave-you-are-annoying-leave-server-gif-17802417

[eager igloo]

That's a normal yearly radiation dose in 4 hours

[wind forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/438354794835607564/1037528252123730021/313102906_175707521785290_5990275591578201402_n.png

[oblique hearth]

imagine if Arthas had his own animated movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVrPAhOR0kg

[tame hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-snake-bobux-roblox-mgsv-robux-gif-18329202

okay big boss

[upbeat bobcat]

This is me after taco

[stone blade]

АЛОО

[wary flume]

Same typa mf to go through basic drop out then say he’s a vet/ military expert

[wind forum]

the army chef mindset

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1037546039739166772/FORTNITE.mp4

[lunar brook]

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/1037546599808765992/E9F918E4-2730-4EE3-92C5-131364EFAE2D.jpg

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1037625800696021003/dreamysax.mp4

[wind forum]

what a talented man

I wonder what other sort of hobbies he has

[ocean pulsar]

is that chris brown

[stone blade]

@slate crown

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1037537537381630012/cali.png

[oblique hearth]

https://www.reddit.com/r/xqcow/comments/yke5nx/what_if_it_was_all_a_dream/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[wind forum]

damn his gf kinda cute

[oblique hearth]

https://www.reddit.com/r/xqcow/comments/yk5e81/ahhhhhh_i_cant_take_it_anymore/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[wind forum]

kinda looks like him actually

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/redneck-country-no-nope-gif-4614286

[oblique hearth]

[wind forum]

[oblique hearth]

https://www.reddit.com/r/xqcow/comments/ykmoxz/me_after_watching_the_latest_stream/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[oblique hearth]

https://www.reddit.com/r/xqcow/comments/yk8h4n/we_must_stay_focused_we_must_stay_sigma/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[midnight tree]

literally who is this man

i only know him from memes

[ocean pulsar]

a niche internet microcelebrity

[oblique hearth]

biggest twitch streamer

but we know who is the legend still

THE DOC

https://tenor.com/view/dr-d-crouch-grab-get-serious-dr-disrespect-2time-back-to-back-gif-16886108

[midnight tree]

reddit mfs literally cannot handle seeing a happy couple

[chilly bridge]

[oblique hearth]

same

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-doctor-disrespect-disrespect-chillware-okaycool-gif-25566357

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-disrespect-doctor-d-dr-d-christmas-dr-disrespect-christmas-gif-15415420

[oblique hearth]

https://www.reddit.com/r/xqcow/comments/ykpghc/my_reaction_to_the_recent_stream/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

https://tenor.com/view/omegalul-lul-lulw-twitch-emote-gif-13523263

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-nico-nico-yazawa-love-live-anime-gif-22318866

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/209935373646692352/1037161923705319564/1667346141157075.gif

[midnight tree]

so people want to kiss him

i get it now

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/plauge-doctor-hello-chat-gif-24257018

[somber warren]

I legit can't listen to xqc without getting a stroke

This Dude is the definition of adhd

[wind forum]

He is French

So

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-mario-attack-mario-pussy-attack-irony-super-irony-brothers-gif-25848306

[eager igloo]

Wtf is this pile of cringe

[oblique hearth]

xqc's subreddit

[wind forum]

🤨

[heady crow]

Please keep the vore fetishes out of the channel

[real tinsel]

eating is vore now?

bruno take my meds

they don't help me anyway

[broken topaz]

isnt that the start of the whole

swedish man really wanting to be dominated by a nazi officer

thingie

[lusty sonnet]

start of bruno's life

[broken topaz]

he would not preface his lifestory with "im not gae"

[heady crow]

Nah its "alright im not 🏳️‍🌈 but im swedish"

Iirc

[broken topaz]

might be

im neither gae nor swedish, so i wouldnt remember

[oblique hearth]

I know that you want your skull being penetrated by a 9mm bullet

while you say your last UwU

[broken topaz]

uwu

[oblique hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/778442718551867402/927928715256688680/crazy_cat_bubble.gif

[broken topaz]

yes

[narrow lotus]

I mean , its because he is xqc who is clowng alot , its a tradition to make fun of him

[oblique hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1037633439073054720/71546CDF-EBF6-448D-8E1C-114B2BEFDB0B.mov

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-moderator-gif-23357371

[narrow lotus]

I just woke up , u are not aloneee

[uncut obsidian]

nope you aren't online

faake

where are you

ok now you are there

[narrow lotus]

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-seal-sad-cry-meme-seal-gif-19608082

tfw mods are online and you cant post homophobic, racist, nationalistic memes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/260965739266048000/1037100787739918476/250407913_861951171166244_3339562680948035338_n.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1035094709653213234/trim.3563C9E7-62CC-4F2A-A4FF-BBFC4490E816.mov

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1035916471815127081/YouCut_20220926_213741557.mp4

sex channel when

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/616686749342629910/1037588206725648505/unknown.png

[heady crow]

@slate crown

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-edible-gus-fring-gif-25118541

[narrow lotus]

NNN : Starts yesterday

Girlfriend : Im coming over

We'll get it next time , boys

[real tinsel]

if your gf starts to stand in the way of your grind she isn't a real one

value yourself boys 👍

[haughty radish]

Just bust the damn nut bro fuck

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/nnn-gif-19044053

[real tinsel]

why would i bust my nuts? that sounds painful

[haughty radish]

You have a UTI

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/nut-cum-jizz-horny-dick-gif-21213004

[stone blade]

Alo

[narrow lotus]

His Son : I hate School

Father of the Year : Say no more , Son

[hidden path]

Now you have school at home

[oblique hearth]

your track?

[midnight tree]

slappin

[cold umbra]

i dont have the talent to produce something like this

[slate crown]

@placid sail when you're about to kill the spider but it disappears
https://youtu.be/UnyLfqpyi94

[placid sail]

I crave the sweet release of death

[placid sail]

that's some dank sax

though it sounds like it's actually a synth

[slate crown]

that's what I'm m saying

"you sticky pickle"

[placid sail]

bonus points for ushanka

best hat

[placid sail]

OH

I was so confused

[slate crown]

that's the whole point

yea but it's trumpet not sax or synth

[placid sail]

whateeeeeever they're all funny sounding tubes

[slate crown]

tuba

https://youtu.be/Zy_XqrHqpRY

you've upset the tuba gods bz

they are coming for you

[placid sail]

finally

make it quick

[real tinsel]

i don't play destiny

don't know what that means sorry

[slate crown]

pissing fire

[real tinsel]

that sounds more like borderlands than destiny

[real tinsel]

that's definitely something a borderlands npc would do

[slate crown]

damn now i want to play borderlands again

[real tinsel]

we can play it together handsome

i'll be your support

[slate crown]

3 or 2?

[real tinsel]

2

3 is 60 gbs

i don't wanna download that

[slate crown]

i only have 3

[real tinsel]

you have it on epic games?

[slate crown]

ye

[real tinsel]

epic games also gave away 2 and pre-sequel

[placid sail]

dude

[real tinsel]

maybe you took them but forgot

[placid sail]

you've played second part, right?

[real tinsel]

it's called borderlands handsome collection

CHECK YOUR EPIC GAMES

pango

to see if it's there

[slate crown]

I've made a grave mistake

[real tinsel]

okay pango i'm telling your gf to hamster prison your cock

[slate crown]

not my wenis

[real tinsel]

too late

you should've finished borderlands 2

and 1

[real tinsel]

but 1 is kinda boring so only 2 maybe

ngl i had 0 memorable moments in 1

[placid sail]

"that's a funny and nice idea, it looks like something that could be made into an indie game"

WELL ACTUALLY

https://gamejolt.com/games/OrchestraTheBrassFate/516526

[placid sail]

playing only borderlands 3 out of them all is like saying "yeah I've tried a steak once, but only the vegetable one"

you really should try at least the second part

||or khaaytil will fuck your ass||

[slate crown]

sorri me no understand

[slate crown]

i can't

[fading shuttle]

boypussy

her autism has already been cured

[upbeat bobcat]

I was just gonna post that here

[slate crown]

gold

[slate crown]

a little trashy

but GOLD

[upbeat bobcat]

I love this

[real tinsel]

i don't like sex

[placid sail]

it's a punishment for pango

you're not supposed to like it

[real tinsel]

is that telegram

[real tinsel]

how is it a punishment for him if i'm the one not enjoying it and he's the one enjoying it

[slate crown]

oh no

pls dont fuck me

[upbeat bobcat]

[slate crown]

that would be terrible

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

so you're gonna just take khaaytil's dick and be happy with it huh

[real tinsel]

omg it would suck soooo much if a hot masculine woman crushed my chest with her bare hands

[slate crown]

you know it

[real tinsel]

soo baaaad i'd haaate iiiit omg no

[slate crown]

im a himbo by heart

of course im a sloot

[real tinsel]

i like women who can lift me up and smash me to the ground

[slate crown]

ikr?

[placid sail]

and I thought I was horny

[slate crown]

you want horny?

I'll give you horni

[upbeat bobcat]

Jimbo by physical

bruh

[slate crown]

wrong one

@placid sail enjoy
https://youtu.be/yahcmltC3ZA

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/bcs-better-call-saul-mike-ehrmantraut-kid-named-baseball-cards-what-gif-26255631

yeah I'm definitely not that horny

or maybe it's just being extra tired from all that ass ramming

metaphorical

https://leonardo.osnova.io/baefda76-ddf3-587b-944d-bb64b6fe2e6a/-/format/mp4/

[real tinsel]

pango is extra horny

[real tinsel]

i like tuba gunman

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/hdgifs/Hard+renewable+sunset_928fa5_9998348.mp4

[real tinsel]

this is a man

[fading shuttle]

yeah and

[real tinsel]

i was making a statement

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-be-clear-uhhh-meme-gif-25693361

[real tinsel]

there was no prejudice

[oblique hearth]

slutty baka

[placid sail]

why does it matter

[real tinsel]

i was showing off my detective skills

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/nooo-no-nope-no-way-screaming-gif-15477187

[fading shuttle]

literally every vtuber fan has heard the "why are you watching this, its a man" a dozen times

[placid sail]

detective uses deduction and can prove his statement

[real tinsel]

they did not show boobs, therefore proving that they are a man

[placid sail]

I was expecting something deranged and wasn't let down

[real tinsel]

any woman would show their boobs on a stream (e,g, half of every female twitch streamer)

[midnight tree]

life hack: don't watch vtubers

[fading shuttle]

no

[oblique hearth]

I must do that myself. MAybe then I will get some clout

[real tinsel]

life hack: kill your self

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/they-do-anything-for-clout-respect-offset-migos-clout-gif-15365909

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/nullbody-stupid-ugly-i-hate-you-meme-bonelabs-meme-bonelabs-boneworks-meme-gif-25460803

[placid sail]

bad khaaytil

no

[oblique hearth]

bad khajit

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[real tinsel]

that's actually the origin of my name

[oblique hearth]

https://imgur.com/b23dLpG

[slate crown]

im always horny bruv, but this is the 1 time you'll see me act upon it

[humble badge]

lured this mutant in the carousel anomaly thinking that i can easily kill it but man, am i bad at math.

[slate crown]

slight miscalculation

[real tinsel]

i'm good at math

[slate crown]

slight oopsie

[real tinsel]

next time you have to do math stuff, ping me @humble badge

[slate crown]

@real tinsel what's 9+10

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gato-transante-gif-18617342

[oblique hearth]

mf lost his entire torso

[real tinsel]

21

[slate crown]

u stoopid

[oblique hearth]

whats 9 + 10

[real tinsel]

no i'm not

[slate crown]

twenny wan

[real tinsel]

wtf is that creature

i haven't played gamma since rc1

[slate crown]

chimera

[real tinsel]

no it isn't

[abstract path]

Broski

[real tinsel]

chimeras are smaller

[abstract path]

What even is your pfp

[real tinsel]

it's a pfp he paid 60$ for

[slate crown]

oh yea it only has 1 head

yea i have no idea what that is

[real tinsel]

it's huge af

[slate crown]

looks like a rat ape hybrid

[real tinsel]

bigger than a pseudogiant

[slate crown]

a rape

wait

[placid sail]

whatever I want it to be

[slate crown]

cut that out

[abstract path]

No like

The base thing

[slate crown]

roll back the footage

[placid sail]

sassy pseudogiant

with manicure

[placid sail]

I am based.

[oblique hearth]

bruh u right

[abstract path]

Omg

[slate crown]

u stoopid

[real tinsel]

he's just like me fr

i also do manicure stuff

[oblique hearth]

balls

[slate crown]

i love balls

[placid sail]

s l u t

[slate crown]

takes one to know one

[placid sail]

by the law of our people, I will stone you

[slate crown]

beetch

wamen moment

[real tinsel]

how are you gonna do that

its physically impossible to turn someone into a stone

[oblique hearth]

Two guys at my house, four balls in yo mouth. Deep there in the dark. Going down my spine.

[placid sail]

I will throw stones at you

you idiot

[real tinsel]

you can freeze me at best

with nitrogen maybe

[placid sail]

that's fucked up

[real tinsel]

but that's not stone that's water

[abstract path]

Wat 🐴

[placid sail]

stoning somebody is a cult classic, also cheap

[slate crown]

it's like talking to a brick wall huh bz?

[real tinsel]

nitrogen is cheap

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/tuga-numeiro-gif-18302117

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/tuga-numeiro-gif-18302117

[placid sail]

the wall is also slightly delirious

[chilly bridge]

[slate crown]

pov having a conversation with #🎪bruh-fart member(khaaytil)

[oblique hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1034507980202323968/image0-37.gif

[real tinsel]

what's ba

[abstract path]

I am an outsider

[oblique hearth]

the cat be ballin

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/утро-gif-23482184

[slate crown]

Barium

[oblique hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/964857438497013760/1037222493120889002/blinky.gif

[real tinsel]

you're @abstract path

[abstract path]

Exactly

[placid sail]

none of your damn business

[abstract path]

I am an outsider smh

[real tinsel]

that's so rude

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-ironic-meme-raffiboss22-ifunny-ironic-ifunny-gif-gif-19834066

[placid sail]

pulls out a knife

makes himself a sandwich

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/british-moment-gif-25175629

[placid sail]

wacks your peepee with a stone

[placid sail]

you are literally an AI

[real tinsel]

starts furiously masturbating

[oblique hearth]

I dont drink this piece of shit, I do my coffe myself

[abstract path]

What are you on

[real tinsel]

dorshak

or something

[oblique hearth]

You are all the fucking NPC

[abstract path]

Same

I just stole the meme smh

[real tinsel]

the opposite of rollton

[oblique hearth]

Who is the main protagonist

[placid sail]

what have you done

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/qojH4OPFZdM

[slate crown]

not horny btw

[oblique hearth]

What if we are in the closed MMO and we are all NPC's

[abstract path]

I slowly am starting to hate that feeling

Ngl

[slate crown]

sounds like a you problem

[abstract path]

Yeah and?

[oblique hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1035094709653213234/trim.3563C9E7-62CC-4F2A-A4FF-BBFC4490E816.mov

[eager igloo]

No dev update for 3 days, I declare Grok dead

[placid sail]

he's probably remaking the whole engine from scratch or something

[slate crown]

i already got a shower and a bitch next to me playing stardew valley, im sorry Johnny Sins but im still hopping on

[oblique hearth]

say that out loud

or no balls

[real tinsel]

she'd peg him

[slate crown]

she's reading the text rn

[real tinsel]

he'd like it

[real tinsel]

why is she always reading your texts

[slate crown]

yes

[oblique hearth]

I bet my left nut you are a female in your relationship

get pegged

[real tinsel]

do you excitedly show it to her every time or is she just peeking at your phone constantly

[slate crown]

oh no what gave it away

[placid sail]

no shit sherlock

[real tinsel]

yes shit

i did it

i shitted

anything to say?

[oblique hearth]

I'm woke

[abstract path]

Hey i was gonna say that

[slate crown]

i show her of course

she still respects my privacy

[placid sail]

HONEY LOOK

RETARDS

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-gif-24395495

[real tinsel]

pango literally the physical formation of bottom

[oblique hearth]

SURELY

[placid sail]

look, they're posting bateman again! somebody already typing "literally me"!

[slate crown]

if you search up the meaning of bottom, you'll see a pic of my ass

[placid sail]

what do you mean I can't read brainfart anymore

honey please

[real tinsel]

don't xomyachok me again nooooo

[oblique hearth]

show me your phone
yes honey

[slate crown]

nah she's 100% supportive of everything i do and the feeling is mutual, i wouldn't be worried about that

[broken topaz]

No

[slate crown]

i even send her literally me edits on a regular basis now

[oblique hearth]

who would even fit in that

[placid sail]

oh god

I was hoping at least she would be sensible

[real tinsel]

hamsters

it's a hamster jail

it's in the name omg stop being a polish

[placid sail]

as illustrated (duh)

[oblique hearth]

yeah, I guessed so. Its too curvy

[slate crown]

little did you know, she's one of us

[broken topaz]

Peepee is very squishy most average people will fit in it

[slate crown]

and that's a fact

[broken topaz]

Not that I would know from experience

[slate crown]

gotta be quick though

[placid sail]

what peepee has to do with anything

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/leave-go-away-just-leave-you-are-annoying-leave-server-gif-17802417

[placid sail]

it's a hamster prison

you sick animal

[broken topaz]

Its definitely a prison

[slate crown]

it's what his fed wife use on him everynight

[broken topaz]

Dunno about for hamsters tho

[real tinsel]

jail actually

[oblique hearth]

its a mod prison

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/T2DPOEIjDFA

[real tinsel]

a prison is a facility

[broken topaz]

Rate my uni cafeteria food

[slate crown]

vegan?

[real tinsel]

a jail is just a room

[broken topaz]

Ye

[slate crown]

i knew it

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/fries-gif-5275901

[broken topaz]

Potato wedges, falafel, and steamed veggies

[oblique hearth]

age is just a number

[slate crown]

just from looks alone i could tell it's vegan

[placid sail]

I would believe that if you weren't a gaslighting asshole

[broken topaz]

Half the options are vegan

[abstract path]

Chaos

But prolly tastes good

[broken topaz]

There's usually only like one meat option

And because it's Germany

[placid sail]

long pork

[broken topaz]

Its usually pork

[placid sail]

toldya

[real tinsel]

i'm only gaslighting 50% of the time, every time

[placid sail]

fucking cannibals

[oblique hearth]

have someone said porn?

[abstract path]

,_,

E

Germany sucks sometimes

[slate crown]

pron?

[broken topaz]

Dislike pork

It's haram

[slate crown]

mashallah

[abstract path]

It's time to

[oblique hearth]

I fucking love dry beef jerky

[slate crown]

is that how you say it?

[abstract path]

D-d-d

D-duel!

[real tinsel]

dick

[abstract path]

H

[placid sail]

destroys every cigarette in Azerbaijan in an instant get bent

[real tinsel]

i don't even smoke

i genuinely hate cigarettes

they smell terrible

[abstract path]

I eat them

[placid sail]

you are eating cigarette butts though

[real tinsel]

EATING is different to SMOKING

[abstract path]

Not to me

[placid sail]

therefore I've destroyed your food source, so now you'll perish

[real tinsel]

my way of consumption doesn't create any pollution

[abstract path]

It creates uhhhhh

Shit

[real tinsel]

smoking it does create pollution and a terrible fucking smell

[slate crown]

he piss and shits pure asbestos

[real tinsel]

everyone should eat their cigarettes

the whole thing

not just the butt

[abstract path]

Noone gonna download that

[slate crown]

linux moment

[broken topaz]

Math is for gae ppl

[abstract path]

Just type sudo boot CD

[humble badge]

does webm works here?

[broken topaz]

Mp4 and webm should embed

[placid sail]

legalise nuclear bombs

[humble badge]

here is the attempt

[broken topaz]

Sir this is brainfart

[oblique hearth]

Went through anomalie BIG L

[placid sail]

yeah that's just a chimera

[lusty sonnet]

[humble badge]

i thought it can be killed with anomalies

[oblique hearth]

here is my attempt with Obama anomaly
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/177129946005766155/1022204755147239445/Contractors_UE4_22_11-09-2022_02-58-41_Trim.mp4

[placid sail]

also at this point could have just spread your ass cheeks

[broken topaz]

Contractors modding really took off since I last played wth

It got the backrooms now

[oblique hearth]

it has entire halo rn

[broken topaz]

Man I wish I had more time for gaming

[placid sail]

mutants can be killed with anomalies, but not the mutant with one of the highest of mobility rates in the game in an anomaly which punishes low mobility

wait till chimera is asleep

spray some men's cologne on her

[oblique hearth]

on her eyes

[placid sail]

notify Duty patrol that somebody is smoking weed nearby

they will come into the area, smell the perfume and fuck the chimera, thinking it's a man

[real tinsel]

how about simplify that and just call the nearby freedomers

they'd be much more willing and they live next to the red forest anyway

[placid sail]

they won't kill the chimera afterwards

[real tinsel]

duty would have to get past freedomers and mercs to get to red forest

[real tinsel]

they'll imprison it and make it their sex slave

[placid sail]

they'll do just that for some bussy

[real tinsel]

conclusion: no more chimera bothering you

[broken topaz]

Chussy

[real tinsel]

both would work but depends on whether you're looking for the lethal or non-lethal approach

i always go for non-lethal approach in my games

so i'd give the chimera to freedomers as a permanent sex slave

[broken topaz]

a fate worse than death

[placid sail]

their sex dungeons are only provided for bloodsuckers and fleshes, chimera will have to endure one night stand and should be free to go after that

[real tinsel]

yes but they get to live

[broken topaz]

I dont think the chimera wants to live after unwanted sex

[real tinsel]

you seem to have small lore knowledge about freedom

they have an entire base with a CAVE

they can keep that chimera and its entire family in there

[real tinsel]

it doesn't have a choice

[broken topaz]

relatable

[placid sail]

it's not about having enough space

it's about not having your peepee bitten off by a berserk two-headed cat monstrosity

[broken topaz]

skill issue

[real tinsel]

how is it going to break out of chains

steel chains most likely

steel is stronger than flesh

[placid sail]

where are they going to get steel chains in the zone

in a nearby sex shop?

[real tinsel]

that chimera will stay in that cave until a freedomer falls in love with it and tries to escape the zone with it

which will most likely end up with him getting mauled by it if we're to look at it realistically

[slate crown]

me when freedom

least high freedom member

[placid sail]

NOOO LITTLE GERMAN BOY

[real tinsel]

if we're to look at it from a disney perspective the chimera will fall in love with freedomer for rescuing him and they'll escape, then get chased by the entire base, have some drama for 1 hour and 30 minutes, then finally get out of the zone and get to a cabin in the woods deep down in femboyland

[broken topaz]

ive never seen a man that fried before

[slate crown]

mah boi is fucking ZOIKED

[broken topaz]

Zooted out of his mind

[placid sail]

exiled from Freedom for being way too insane

[real tinsel]

exiled? he was their top tier member

[placid sail]

I'm talking about you

[real tinsel]

i never really liked them anyway

i'm more into guns than biological beings

their sexual views do not support my sexual desires

[placid sail]

so Monolith

[slate crown]

nah

Khaaytil is definitely a Sin

[real tinsel]

i think monolith are more into stone

[placid sail]

appropriate psycho hobo levels, but no guns to wank at

[real tinsel]

Sin are canon researchers

mercs are gun fuckers

yeah i'm merc

[placid sail]

Sin are canon psycho hobos

[real tinsel]

but i prefer not belonging to any genders

[placid sail]

Mercs interact with people kha

[real tinsel]

not even loners

i'm the guy who sits in cabins that are inside a massive chem anomaly

[placid sail]

oh right

it's so simple

[real tinsel]

probably lost my mind, yelling at passersby

[placid sail]

you're fucking Noah

[real tinsel]

shooting people

nah noah is sane at least

[slate crown]

yea we found it

[placid sail]

definitely Noah

[real tinsel]

i'm the guy in soc

[slate crown]

100% noah

[placid sail]

which part of Noah is sane you idiot

[real tinsel]

the sniper guy who shoots at people

[placid sail]

he literally greets you with a shotgun shell barrage

[real tinsel]

he fucks his dog and prevents a mutant attack

[placid sail]

literally you

[real tinsel]

predicts a mutant attack*

[slate crown]

here khaaytil you need your daily dose of brainrot

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/waytoodank-pajlada-forsen-bttv-twitch-gif-15991735

[broken topaz]

i dont think mine can rot any further

[slate crown]

here take this if that was too much

[placid sail]

can I have a shotgun shot into my head instead please

[slate crown]

no that would be too easy

[real tinsel]

this is undoubdetly the video of the internet 👍

[slate crown]

this is definitely the video of all time

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/poopyhead-angry-gif-14691070

[slate crown]

mommy she called me a poopy head

this is preschool all over again

[broken topaz]

nobody ever recovers from being called a poopyhead

[real tinsel]

tell your gf to fuck him up

then sit on his face as punishment

[slate crown]

nah cori seems like the type of person who can swoon anyone out of any situations

[broken topaz]

I do a little swooning sometimes

[slate crown]

they'll probably join and tag team pegging my ass

[broken topaz]

wombo combo

[real tinsel]

cori is a man

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1036577063060131881/ultrakile.mov

[broken topaz]

says who?

[real tinsel]

i did

are you legally blind

[slate crown]

im legally blind

[broken topaz]

yes

[slate crown]

p o p hold it down

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/mmmblockingoutthehaters-blockingthehaters-vine-toobusyblockingoutthehaters-gif-5009578

i cannae see

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/CguLUij8sTM

[slate crown]

cori scottish confirmed

or irish

[broken topaz]

you are what you eat
and i ate a scottish girls ass once

[meager maple]

Spoonkid

[slate crown]

siiick

[placid sail]

⠽⠕⠥ ⠎⠞⠥⠏⠊⠙

[broken topaz]

real shit

fax

[slate crown]

str8 FAX

[flat lava]

Rob dat fool

[slate crown]

no wth man

that's fucked up

https://youtu.be/NYIdmpp69MY

[broken topaz]

He vibin

[meager maple]

Cought vibin in 4k

[dreamy hornet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leptodactylus_fallax

Mountain chicken

I just thought it was a cute name

[slate crown]

that's one fucked up looking chicken

[dreamy hornet]

Rude

Mountain living is hard

[flat lava]

https://youtu.be/WDCNlqMgnvo

[flat lava]

All this time i thought this is evanescence

[real tinsel]

i'm psyched for this boss

[glacial tendon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxRAr5nJ0lU

[glacial tendon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV1yHW8BtEw

[narrow lotus]

b...bakas

[slate crown]

u good ledy?

[narrow lotus]

yeah went to sleep at 3am only to have an earthquake wake me up at 7

00f

[slate crown]

i would've wake up too but my gf would've definitely slept through that shit

[narrow lotus]

haha same, thing is, the phone woke me up as well , i got an earthquake alert....4 seconds before it started

thanks i guess

[slate crown]

like those amber alert shit?

[narrow lotus]

ye

[slate crown]

those are scary

[narrow lotus]

nono it wasnt loud, it was just some bell beeping sounds

[slate crown]

thank god

[narrow lotus]

how are u

[slate crown]

chilling

killing

[narrow lotus]

nice, same now , imma play gammer

[slate crown]

have fun

[narrow lotus]

(ingame) i hope

[slate crown]

uh...yea definitely

[narrow lotus]

remember , its not the size that matters in the end , its the

balls

[slate crown]

balls

[narrow lotus]

When u set ur companion to stealth

Do not post war related stuff pls

[wide bough]

Wars when they war idk I’ve never been drafted

[deep crown]

My bad, wont happen again

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-posting-about-among-us-gif-20654334

[narrow lotus]

what time is it now for u

[chilly bridge]

I got one on my phone once that I didn't know how to turn off and it kept activating every couple minutes

drove me fucking insane

[narrow lotus]

yeah we have those at well, it is a loud beeping sound

and those retards decided to test the system one week, and people got like 5-6 of those alerts per day

which led to many deactivating the feature

good job

[chilly bridge]

10/10

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/mUYPP0msrUo

finally,i can be big booba

[stone blade]

👋

[chilly bridge]

the fucking vanity being your ranged attack

[uncut obsidian]

11pm

[slate crown]

it's canon

[chilly bridge]

1000/10

love it

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/311176612341088258/1037696039806828544/redditsave.com_hamburger-him25r3ngmx91-480.mp4

[dreamy hornet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473706892057772054/1032525758444351559/VID_20221020_062646_355.mp4

[slate crown]

@placid sail
https://youtu.be/tnzz-eFmKaw

[ocean pulsar]

this is so old

[slate crown]

it's just too catchy

takes me right back

[ocean pulsar]

catch deez nuts

[slate crown]

gladly

may i use my mouth?

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/853063817461497917/1023728032906747934/good4u.gif

[slate crown]

smh

at least follow up to your promises

@slim osprey what about you?

can i catch your nutz?

[lusty sonnet]

[slate crown]

hi ares

[lusty sonnet]

eloo

[slate crown]

d2 tonight or nah?

[lusty sonnet]

depends if you wanna grind or nah

[slate crown]

people say that tomorrow's a holiday so there'd be no classes

[lusty sonnet]

nice nice

we grindingggg

nf time

[slate crown]

siiiick

[lusty sonnet]

that poison bow

been loving it

[slim osprey]

Ye

[oblique hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1037673329525534763/amogus1519.webm

[slate crown]

i found some old guns on my old hunter account back from the Christmas event from season 3

shits bussin

[slate crown]

[lusty sonnet]

i got stasis and the No Time To Explain, so shit's really bussin for me now

[slate crown]

you know it

[narrow lotus]

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/lady-dimitrescu-resident-evil8-resident-evil-village-gif-21476025

[urban ocean]

Being a Puerto Rican myself, this is 100% accurate

[ocean pulsar]

it's like calling slavs "slxv"

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/j_v6zjqHnmE

[devout hull]

Drink 20 more to phase through the walls.

[eager quest]

i found the testing halls for skyrim

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/992784681269461093/1037517191563706378/knowwhatfuckyou.webm

[urban ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/804597746459476000/1037698526207037550/pig-1.mp4

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/EqFz73L7BeQ

[narrow lotus]

[eager igloo]

Cost of space telescope to cost of bank camera tho

[midnight tree]

i am not very in touch with the world

[chilly bridge]

plus space photography is usually a one and done thing

CCTV footage can be hours or days long

[midnight tree]

one and done deez nuts

[chilly bridge]

hit your nuts with a hammer

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1012712447334961152/giga_chad_retard_iq_discord_says.gif

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-boomer-the-office-old-man-michael-scott-gif-15530652

[chilly bridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/664534891270111253/1010788432726982766/uncaption-3.gif

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/209935373646692352/1037161923705319564/1667346141157075.gif

[upbeat bobcat]

Thanks for stating, we didn't know

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/992784681269461093/994017362581917706/cock.gif

[slim osprey]

Literally me

[oblique hearth]

Literally me

[slate crown]

fr fr

[slim osprey]

On god

[oblique hearth]

Fr fr

[slim osprey]

No cap

[midnight tree]

on god

[oblique hearth]

On a stack

[slim osprey]

On Allah even

[midnight tree]

gonna eat chili nuts and drink milk now

[slate crown]

eating nuts without me

smh

[oblique hearth]

That's how father son conversation looks like

[midnight tree]

peenus weenus

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-internet-fible-cable-bite-gif-25548818

[midnight tree]

10 steps ahead of you

[midnight tree]

if i ever invent or discover anything i'm gonna name is something silly like "gonkle"

like

even if it's a weapon of mass destruction i'm still gonna call it the gonkle

[chilly bridge]

the throngler

[midnight tree]

skonkrel

[upbeat bobcat]

Nothing will ever surpass the fact that someone named Vietnamese money Dong

[slate crown]

your rent will be 3 million dongs sir

[upbeat bobcat]

Does hearing this turn you on sir

[midnight tree]

hmmmm

where will i find so many dongs

[slate crown]

or would you like to make a down payment of 1.5mil dongs

[plucky void]

like Bonerfarts in Borderlands 2

[midnight tree]

yeah

[midnight tree]

what if you go down on my dong 1.5mil times as payment

no homo

[slate crown]

that's not how it works...but I'll take your offer

[upbeat bobcat]

Bingus are we gon play d2 again? I'm trying solo but its boooooooriiiiiing

[slate crown]

soon

[midnight tree]

what is d2

[slate crown]

Deez

[upbeat bobcat]

Dick 2

[abstract path]

Deez 2 nuts

[plucky void]

diablo 2

[upbeat bobcat]

Nop

[chilly bridge]

a shame

[plucky void]

I know

but it'd be better if it was

[upbeat bobcat]

That's even more boring

I'd rather play PoE which almost every build is rare and worths something

[plucky void]

and takes 500h to even reach the skill nodes needed

[slate crown]

I'd rather play Plants Vs Zombies

[chilly bridge]

I'd rather play bejeweled 3

and I can

[slate crown]

now that was the shit

[upbeat bobcat]

Aha, that's why I said every build. If you only play to complete everything good luck

[chilly bridge]

it's 5$ on steam

[slate crown]

Insane Aquarium Deluxe

[upbeat bobcat]

I've only played 30 hours and the bullshit build I made was fun

[chilly bridge]

ouagh

the good good

[dreamy hornet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697859065413632173/1037008115108941864/All-of-us-from-today-on.mp4

[chilly bridge]

I have so many memories of playing the diamond mine gamemode in bejeweled 3 on my grandma's iphone as a kid

good times

and it's still as fun as I remember

[midnight tree]

bejewel deez nuts

[pastel quartz]

this is the most random video ever https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sE0FI1EWDhk

[abstract path]

Why don't they call it wallframe

[pastel quartz]

wallcock

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/209935373646692352/1037161923705319564/1667346141157075.gif

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/the-peeper-speech-bubble-gif-25522030

[dreamy hornet]

[lusty sonnet]

tonight, pango will channel his inner Zaza and hard carry

[midnight tree]

ate too many chili nuts

[upbeat bobcat]

He ain't gonna remember what we did next day

[midnight tree]

now tummy hurty

[upbeat bobcat]

Shid

[midnight tree]

yeah i bet you'd like that

[lusty sonnet]

Pango never does

man comes, carries and just passes out

[midnight tree]

rip bozo