#🎪bruh-fart
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People who project onto Patrick Bateman need to retake highschool english and get therapy
Who wouldn't have a crush on Bruno?
the queue for his ass is so big I may as well not bother
Bruno the therapist? 
^ that guy is first in line
Yeah but this guy is like, watching brokeback mountain and thinking about him level
you think there's a separate queue for one night stands or what's your point
Idk man, Im not hating, Im just saying you should embrace it
Chimera encounter
Real
embrace what?
I need to hyperfixate on stalker again
If you are making jokes they are convincing dude, sometimes I actually think you have a crush on him
I need to create the perfect rally car for every class in Forza
rally cars are awesome, I support this
YEAH
#🎪bruh-fart user face reveal
Moon we should be friends
Omg really?! Oh gosh
Yes
Cute
when the "I'm doing this ironically" act takes up 100% of the average internet user's personality
"haha.. unless??"
to be fair, as much as I appreciate Bruno, if I'd been g a y, I would probably go for skinny androgynous boys rather than him
Based opinion tho
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL
Fair enough, sorry If I went about things in an aggravating way
Ah for crystal then
visibly cringes and vinces
I dont think Crystal is 18, so maybe we dont make that joke
dude chill, I'm just goofing
Crystal is 17 I think
yup
Falco needs to make #🎪bruh-fart NSFW so they can't see it
Just making sure
Mods got a trigger finger recently
I don't blame them
Ehhh if it's my time then it's my time
Imagine being a minor
couldn't be me /srs
you think somebody would ban you for being abrasive in brainfart? 
I feel like Ive dodged enough mutes by now to deserve one
Lol
CBT player
as in.....
you've seen the usual contestants already
Closed Beta Test or.....
ball torture
it's either being really rude or just straight up posting racist or hella weird shit
I mean I did tell a guy to kill himself like, not long ago, it was for a good reason though
Hell yeah!
Morally good action
tsk tsk tsk
They've probably made a note of that
You can always tell people to die for beating you at Tekken
It's the LTG way
well well well 
They did they came back and tried to get pity
Everyone laughed at them tho
GAMMA COMPANION REWORK PREVIEW
Is there a CBT challenge for this other than Invictus?
Every time you die in gamma hit your balls with a hammer
I found this I guess
Machine Girl Monday?
Please download copy and repost this video as much as you'd like. No need to give me credit. (Although I don't mind if you do wink wink)
Song is Fish Krystle (URL Cyber Palace Mix).
who wants to see daggering
except it's Wednesday
Irrelevant
fuck how is it Wednesday already
🛹
Wachine Wirl Wednesday
Wish it was Saturday already
Nah still gotta work on friday
We got one next Friday
Same, its Remembrance Day
it's a holiday literally not a single person in the whole country cares about
Remember to get some bitches

Ye Armistice in most Euro countries
could have called it "first november occasion to get drunk and get a day off" and be done with it
Already did 
I AM NOT A KING
I AM NOT A GOD
I AM
balls
fr?
all I want for christmams is yooooooo

Click the replay button and you can make him go whatever speed you want
you done goofed
I'm gonna break my mouse
No click the button
🐀
you can make him boing
🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀

this meme is now interactive

I am inside your walls
No fucking way
Why are you trying to be like me?
Because we are friends :)
Jill best grill

she's just like me fr
Cat
I know a chick from Brazil who is obsessed with them

What the fuck you have brazilian friend?
sussy 😧
are you alright bird man
Bulgarian pizza
no sauce 
And probably no butthole since this guy feeds off of radiation
This is getting out of hand
YOU.
WHAT DOES THIS MEME MEANS
ANSWER ME NOW
твою мать
About
Roblox Baller is a video game boss character and playable class in the boss fighting Roblox experience "Boss Fighting Stages Rebirth" who attacks by throwing red dodgeballs at opponents. In October 2022, Baller became the subject of fan art and ironic memes when a TikToker posted a video telling people to "Stop Posting About Baller," parodying the Stop Posting About Among Us video.
sure
Bussy lost it again
Hi
Time to put him down
I feel better knowing the context of some shitty ass meme that's gonna be forgotten in several months from now
generous estimate, I know
but you never know what postironic shit may linger longer than expected
ohio isn't real
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California Girls Emote in Evade
(I played so many hours from level 1 to level 60 in around 3-4 days to get the emote…)
Chainsaw man

Anime gaming
inferior
Everyone has empathy to a degree, except sociopaths. Sociopaths can exploit that though.
the can next to the statue tho
oh it's a baby bottle
... why is there a baby bottle
crackhead thursday
Bet those shirts were shipped using oil
we play phonk
and we go drifting in forza
despair
I would be in despair too if I was designed by the British
was it being held at the facility?
No idea
go find out
Who cares
i do
Boil
Who wouldn't kill for their cats
i'd find them and kill them and take care of their cat myself
funny fish
Is that shark
yes
Look like shark
Wobbegong
it's a carpet shark
Can it be debated that fish swimming is just an interpretive dance
reminds me of subnautica sharks

Hot knife for crunchy fish
the guy was carrying a star wars gun wtf
and the lady took it for a real gun then complained "i'll have to live with the anxiety for the rest of my life" causing the guy 6 years of jailtime
Would still hit 
any port in a storm
mfer copped the miso soup pastes?
very cool
lets fucking go
Always disliked tofu. Not a big fan of the texture
Dumbass
another one is saying that he was using an assault rifle
news sites are unreliable
who?
Don't diss forklifts
it's like the one thing good thing about working them shit jobs
that's not a bus that's a forklift
is a small bus a bussy?
@grizzled meadow
i was shy
i was yanked out of my shell
i will do the same to every other shy person as revenge
ayo @grizzled meadow need your reference expertise
I'm trying to remember what movie this scene is from:
Cop and bad guy shooting at each other from behind the same trash can
I'm confident it's a Leslie Nielsen movie but I forgot if it's Naked Gun or Police Squad
I think it's Naked Gun?
see @hushed marsh he isn't shy
which one tho?
you should listen to the advice they gave you
what advice
the fish has spoken
the fish can't speak
fish react this man
you've been fish'd
I would kiss Osborn
If I was told that was jermas dad I may believe them
Me at the Vietnamese communist party meeting
imagine wanting to put your tongue inside other men's mouths
Don't know enough about south asia to know what it is
couldn't be me
Imagine imagining
Comblander
I could fistfight Homelander's actor
I'd still lose but it would be a pummel
I dig it
could you fistfight homelander though?
the gun is literally firing without the slide going back
Ya but it's a fun poster
🤓
The guy on the jetsky is literally flying
@hushed marsh do you see a crumb of shyness in this man at all?
idk Im not paying attention
there isn't a hint of shyness in sight
what sucks is that it has 14% on RT and 5.6/10 on IMDB
i thought you're moon
you got the whole squad laughing
and it's 2 hours and 26 minutes long
Damn
the squad is dead and I killed them
enjoy 
victory royale
it opens with a fucking piece of paper
a screenshot of a legal document
and CORPORATE SPONSERS

sponcers
idc
sponsers
me in pain
I'm going to just
skip through it
but what sucks is I need context
so
bleh
bye
What context do you need in fucking Bang Bang
who they're banging
thank you i was expecting for this joke
i'm disappointed it took so long
what didya do
bragging about saying shit in reddit
Nah
The operator drewski video and its consequences have been a disaster to the brainfart community
i agree
indeed
Real
Raal
This will severely affect the trout population
PORCO DIO
CAZZO
mama mia
Eh sì mama mia, almeno scrivilo giusto
My father
I am hoping to get a job soon
JOJOOO
Sell meth
ronnie was a better send
No chem lab plus it's illegal
real
Stunning and brave
illegal means its fun
Neither do i know the formular
watch 2 episodes of breaking bad and you'll learn it
Illegal means you get free healthcare for the rest of your life
And the DA on your ass
Yeah but once you get to prison
Free healthcare
Rather on then in -_-
Lucifers
lmao
what language is that supposed to be
english, french, german, italian, portuguese (and/or spanish), then lucifers is what language
I always call my bf lucifer
Latin I'd say
latin is older
I am going to eat my cat
But i do believe it does kinda make sense
if that little shit keeps playing with plastic wrappings
it's him
the scoundrel
google "detected" it as dutch

Mr watching breaking bad while chatting to u guys
heathens
stop
GATO
p!cat
damn we got the hand reveal at the same time
huwhite
white 
Cute fuzzers
the brother
He looks vey kind
he will eat your hand
id let him
I already do 
this unironically goes hard
I see you
schemer
Isn't that...some kinda rogue like
I will wash im in my bathrub
Idk i remember that being from an actual game
its closer to a metroidvania if anything
Lmao
blasphemous
cutting his nails is already terrifying so washing him? No way
Thanks 🤝
Most likely will try out
Was wondering how a metroidvania looks like and plays like
I only know it due to the outfit being in fucking dead cells
But also cuz of the meme
Bruno
its good
Who has both time and money in this economy
there are other ways
20$ is 20$
Only thing I pirate is my music cause I don't wanna pay for spotify or antyhing
😭
steam family share?
Good idea
Steamy up in here
Cropol
aight ima add you real cuickly
Bet
Hey, whats that song called?
The perfect girl iirc
i put a bunch of clips that i think would fit the vibes of this song¿
✯¸.•´¨*•✿ ✿•*¨`•.¸✯
clip:
-metro project by kinoproby (https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBiPPLfTj8uZUFKJUrZpmvpvYVIA0xSmU)
-duo luo - faye wong music video (https://youtu.be/Ch2Vb3wQPSI)
-fight club (1999)
-american beauty (1999)
-thirteen (2003)
-the neon demon (201...
Ye
Thanks!
:3
There is something called 7zip and winrar
That can help you play that game
Literally keep reading that same convo
me and @slate crown
He doesn't know 😂
A jar
A person
From a game
Where you collect a harem
For no fucking reason
Hookers nowadays 
people dont know that clip?
this is the first time I stumbled on it
ive seen the other version of this pic
There is another version?
I bet you jerk off to furry porn
Jkjk
That was rude of me
I bet you jerk off to furry porn
this is not a joke
No comment
Sinply not giving context so u can't actuslly judge me
never stopped me before
I guess you're a renner then
oh man TFC 2fort
You do not know to how much shit i have jerked off if i was gonna say that much
yes the floor is made out of floor
I meant you**
"don't take lighter"
Man I can't deal with more than two convos at the same time
and the road is not so far
Atleast i don't have a disgusting shit of feet fetish god
berlin london moscow too
you cant' breed that
How do you know?
sadly polish people arent real cropol
FUCK
Uhhhh
How am i here then
NEED to SNEED
You arent Polish, you were gaslit into thinking you were
poland is just a hong kong puppet state
Me fr
Poland is just germany but more poor 
not even close
less muslim too
Luckily
Its impossible to be anything other than a christian in Poland when there is a church on every street corner
the 2000's microphone never gets old
frfr
u were losing an argument? just start screaming in that thing
loud means you are winning the argument
there's only winners on tfc voice chat
everyone knows this
Facts brother
Well i refuse doing any kind of religionism
not a word
I have my own beliefs, but Im asking for trouble saying anything about it
So I wont
As i do know it is only made to make us bow down to enslave civilians, take their time and money away
lets not do this
Very well
Hurts to read this
imagine having a microphone in the 2000s
can always turn on my 20e webcam mic for the same effect
Yes
I...yeah
that halo gif is a certified hood classic
Let's just not
"It was lowkey poggerz"
nah you're gonna have to die for that one
Profound
What did the skeleton order in the bar?
a boneappletea
both of these answers suck
I will now kill myself
For I have witnessed the end of comedy
thats the guy from fortnite
goku
bleach from naruto
ле мон
ле мон
ле мон
What do angry birds taste like
cum
the drink?
like crashed pigs to death
???
🤨
you guys need to check your houses for gas leaks
Agua
I always called it agua ever since i learned the spanish synonym
Free gas!! :3
OCD
Drugs
Don't be a busta loitering around Idlewood while drinking your sprunk in the hood.
you probably don't even know what cat food tastes like
stop being a poser bruno
if you eat cat food tell me 3 facts about cat food that you've discovered by yourself
Just clipped this from Klean's StalkerZ stream https://clips.twitch.tv/KawaiiSmoothGazelleKevinTurtle-RcAklFHUJYlhFsYX
Chemistry my beloved
Me resisting the urge to drink the H2SO4 Solution
God's thirstiest chemist
In this video, I decide which molecules are most cringe! Grimace is the best.
https://www.patreon.com/thatchemist
Community Discord - https://discord.gg/thatchemist
Second Discord link if the first one is borked - https://discord.gg/QWNPETtPcZ
No u
average mike mentzer W

i mean they got a guy called gus in this game...... coincidence.........
clip from https://twitter.com/wraiIs/status/1587461971384885249
maria my beloved
why is that song slowed down, it sounds so weird
hi brainfarters
they never expect it 
very
You mean how short are they
Solid 2 meters
203cm
I can prolly suck his dick standing
Bro sheesh
Shit I'm sorry
Nah thats hot ur valid king
Hey, you know what youre about
Hes just like me fr
cropol strikes again with the unhinged
I let the intrusive thoughts win
they still alive 
'People and Their Bits" played to no one in some room somewhere, some time.
Shoe's 'World Tour of Australia 2010"
http://www.facebook.com/shinemyshoesbrother
OK!
we waited 10 fucking years but it's so fuckin worth it
I will not start a fight over the semantics of intrusive thoughts vs impulsive ones
Literally me
just be you
He is him
Ay what's the difference tho?
I am me and me am him
i am you, he is me
And what does semantics mean?
I am Yu
We are patrick bateman
Good skit
and im about to whoop your ass old man 
Forgot how it goes tho
man I really wish I could send a 'meme' here but it's too based and redpilled

Guys I am literally Ryan Gosling
Real
post us a dick pick then for confirmation
#🎪bruh-fart goon squad
Ay don't tempt me
I personally do get Intrusive thoughts (Thoughts that are typically disturbing or distressing. Can be violent or more targeted at other aspects that the holder is uncomfortable with.) An Impulsive thought would be like, "I should throw this rock off of this bridge into the water." As far as I know, Intrusive thought does not equal urge to act out said thought. It's usually the opposite.
I have gotten nothing but compliments when it comes to that
American Psycho and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race
I understood nothing, I will continue to be 
Ngl kinda feeling like wearing cute clothes and wearing make up
Dew it
Do it
my intrusive thoughts tell me to nerd react this man

my intrusive thoughts are telling me to boil this entire chat in spoiled milk
sick
Which fat % milk
69

na, just for brainfart
i bet you are 
And my boners even stronger
you like to swallow huh 
how about timmy pain
Cummy ache 
you're so fuckin old, old man
Cummy ache???
Bro ikr
BALL ACHE?????
Testicular torsion?
balls too low syndrome

Bros I gotta share a happy moment
Today, my brother that hasn't seen me in two months said I look bigger
Gym is working
Ayo progress pics when?
Pango already seen me looking malnourished atleast
😭
I haven't really taken any pics of me before starting the gym
and you've seen my tiddy pics
And I haven't really taken any pics now
🤨
And alot more 
Besides, you two guys are so much bigger than me

shhhhh
The long awaited sequel to my 2 minutes of internet fame.
Ye right keep it in the dms and all
#🎪bruh-fart moment
Chad behavior
I'd do the same but in an Astolfo outfit

now that's a certified #🎪bruh-fart moment
I'd pay to see that
Homophobic homosexuals
ye
yea that but alot hairier 
Oh bro ikr
im exceptionally hairy in my arms and legs but still zero chest hair 
fuckin asian genes
i only shave my armpits and jewels

and sometimes my face 
gotta make the bois look presentable yknow 
Some dudes can pull an amazing beard
Fair enough fair enough
Idk im fine with arm hair since mine isnt thick but like to keep my armpits, legs etc trimmed down
I have shit hair genes but I'm non binary so it's all cool
best I've got rn is a mustache
Ill see if i can succeed in it. I remember my brother having a nice orange hue to his beard so ill see if i got the same genes
Go off king
meanwhile my neckbeard headass 💀
💀 ass
It really be the chat with the most queer ppl ive seen
On god
yea sometimes i shave that too
Ass hair

No but that too
yea
Some trans fems and NBs are suuuuper into weaponry
probably all of the autism
specially the soviet stuff
Idk im going into the army. Beginning of the trans pipeline?
Do it anyways
I get it too, there's a lot of twats out there that've proven their willing to be violent over our identities
Piss off the government
Bruh how strict are the laws there
I choose to believe
My dad owns several shotguns and smaller caliber rifles
guns were basically illegal since forever after the war
Ay can I visit your dad?
Transphobe: "I-
7.62x39 bullet fired out of a Cosmoline drenched SKS:
Ayo?
I just want the shotgun, that's all
we don't even have airsoft
That's sad
Prolly gonna get some 7.62x54r Bolt action when i join some local hunting club and get the license





