🎪bruh-fart

[slate crown]

what edit?

[stone blade]

idk

its after dark

[slate crown]

this mf

[stone blade]

the audacity of this mf

us changing our personalities after watching a single after dark edit

Literally us

[slate crown]

I'll keep the song in mind when an idea pops up next time

[haughty shore]

the grass is not great on the other side eitehr

[slate crown]

piss

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/68RvXF8b8qI

[warped narwhal]

if you paste it into a search engine you can download it, but it doesnt work straight up in discord. as far as i know

[meager maple]

It does on a phone

[warped narwhal]

shiet

[slate crown]

here use this instead mayo

fucking discord converting gifs to mp4

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1037339587288240139/trim.D71189A8-24E5-4350-82B4-E1299C6EF075.mov

[slate crown]

[slate crown]

nice butt @stone blade
https://youtu.be/bVECE1RHFgo

[dreamy hornet]

I like dis

[teal forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235063769498124288/1037349572336431164/1629149237_looped_1629149235.mp4

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/smug-smug-cat-cat-face-cat-face-gif-26262519

[dreamy hornet]

I see it as everything else in life
If youre doing better than yesterday, youre on the right track

And my family has a history of mental illness without any need for drugs to set it off, so I prefer not to take anything

[heady vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7SjkgE3o64

[abstract path]

Time to do noita homicide

[dreamy hornet]

I blame this channel for my current kino binge

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow

[eager quest]

e

[slate crown]

e

[eager igloo]

e

[slate crown]

e ur

e ur

https://youtu.be/uLHqpjW3aDs

[midnight tree]

the cocks

[slate crown]

the cox

[midnight tree]

bartenders have an easy fuckin job

just pour some shit in a metal cup and shake it or whatever then serve it

[abstract path]

WELL LEMM3 TELL YE

[dreamy hornet]

Drunks are a pain

[abstract path]

You need to know

[swift scarab]

You have angered the crystal

[midnight tree]

i get only the violent drunks when i get called in to the hospital

[abstract path]

All about all liqours there bein in YOUR shelf

[midnight tree]

waaahhhh

[abstract path]

Now THAT'S

Hard

[midnight tree]

you need to KNOW THINGS??!??!!

damn

[abstract path]

And don't tell em it's easy ffs

[midnight tree]

not like they got labels or anything

[abstract path]

Yeah you need to know somehing to even do shit right

[dreamy hornet]

Some barista should put sour cream in your coffee as karma

[swift scarab]

Man it’s like 20 different alcohols each

[abstract path]

Goddamn

[swift scarab]

Not to mention mixing all of them together

[abstract path]

Exactly

[swift scarab]

Meaning my dumbass over here isn’t of legal age so I’m drinking non-alcoholic ginger beer

[midnight tree]

[slate crown]

wait a second

[real pebble]

I like being an alcoholic :)

[swift scarab]

Tastes pretty spicy

[abstract path]

It's already over

[slate crown]

you're not 23?

[dreamy hornet]

I wish I could afford to use substances

[swift scarab]

I’m 19, 21 is our drinking age

[real pebble]

fuck kinda place has 23 as the legal age

[midnight tree]

literally just pouring liquids together acting like you're making a fuckin potion

[dreamy hornet]

Mormontown usa probably

[midnight tree]

smh

[slate crown]

well i just turned into the 3rd youngest person here 💀

[swift scarab]

[slate crown]

beaten by you and crystal

[swift scarab]

I’ve said how old I was before, no one cared to notice

[dreamy hornet]

Your name is evil

[midnight tree]

yes

by accident, no less

not like i'm gonna change it though

[real pebble]

I cant even say his name

[abstract path]

Guess i am the youngest

[dreamy hornet]

I tried to say:
I picture [Mcgee] making drinks like a kid at a fast food soda fountain

[real pebble]

Its too powerful

[dreamy hornet]

I respect it

But damn

[slate crown]

baby

lil baby man

[dreamy hornet]

Dip is such a low level insult

I'm amazed its modded

[abstract path]

I'm 1.8m

[real pebble]

'Im baby'

[dreamy hornet]

Whats 1.8m in freedom units

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/209935373646692352/1037161923705319564/1667346141157075.gif

[real pebble]

atleast 2

[swift scarab]

5.91ft

[real pebble]

manlet detected

[onyx birch]

This mf got a binky

[dreamy hornet]

Binkoi

[real pebble]

fish with binky is now one of my favourite topics

[swift scarab]

I’m roughly 5 feet 10 inches last I checked

[midnight tree]

i am 5'10 wide

[slate crown]

my ass cheeks flexing is enough to break your bones sit tf down, who are you trying to intimidate

[onyx birch]

Repeating: the situation got fishy

[slate crown]

goes hard ngl

[real pebble]

baby fishe

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1012712447334961152/giga_chad_retard_iq_discord_says.gif

[grizzled meadow]

No

[grizzled meadow]

HELL no

[slate crown]

took you long enough

[real pebble]

He deletes the posts before I can even see if they're funny

How cruel

[heady crow]

Inb4 regular janitor comments

[midnight tree]

what did he delet

[swift scarab]

Damn, I look away for five seconds and posts get deleted

Hell if I know

[slate crown]

typical shit

[midnight tree]

[swift scarab]

Political racism?

[onyx birch]

One was a russian war music from the 90s

[slate crown]

they're not even funny so he couldn't use this meme

[onyx birch]

the other idk

[swift scarab]

Figures

[midnight tree]

quite pungent indeed

[swift scarab]

I wish I could afford vr

[real pebble]

But I like Russian war music from the 90s

[dreamy hornet]

Just get deliberately motion sick first

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/369308845123829760/831112590759297054/hcpzeoau7ls61.png

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-NsT1WUW4o

[dreamy hornet]

So you can see how susceptable you are

[slate crown]

time to rob @swift scarab's house again, oh wait

[swift scarab]

Crazy stuff like rollercoasters would make me sick, light moving around wouldn’t

[midnight tree]

i'm probably never gonna get a vr headset

[dreamy hornet]

In this economy?

[slate crown]

I'll probably use it once for porn and that's about it

[onyx birch]

same

[plucky void]

https://fxtwitter.com/CreatureTikToks/status/1587584772255223812?t=cqcQ2WF5BAhjvdVW6jXZnQ&s=19

[onyx birch]

but idk why it’s against the rules

[swift scarab]

Reject humanity

[plucky void]

what's with all the animals with pacifiers memes today

[real pebble]

There are people who use VR chat for internet sexoo and that scares me

[swift scarab]

Become a vrchat egirl

[plucky void]

SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[slate crown]

who says im not already one

[midnight tree]

yeah i'd maybe use it for porn but the market on vr porn is probably very limited

[swift scarab]

We even got a 34 tag for it too

[grizzled meadow]

Someone posted the distorted version like yesterday I think

[slate crown]

loud one right?

[swift scarab]

Yeh

[swift scarab]

Wouldn’t be surprised

[dreamy hornet]

War music like kino?

[dreamy hornet]

Aint that like... in gamma?

[swift scarab]

Honestly out of everyone here I’d expect crystal to probably have vr

[real pebble]

think it was the caption

it has a reference to CERTAIN CURRENT POLITICAL HAPPENINGS AND GOING ONS AND SO FORTH

[slate crown]

you'd be surprised how many people are willing to pay for that shit, getting a vr headset is a business expense

[swift scarab]

No kidding

Especially for the good ones

[swift scarab]

Not even mentioning extra trackers, base stations, wires, etc

[slate crown]

ye

[midnight tree]

track deez nuts

[swift scarab]

That’s possible

[real pebble]

Weebs spend thousands of dollar for VR smut I google boobies five billion results

[swift scarab]

[slate crown]

some of the crazier mfs even buy a whole ass stripper pole

[swift scarab]

Honestly the pole is cheaper

[plucky void]

ayo humble bundle has some interesting games

[dreamy hornet]

Edgerunners really has vr pegged huh

[real pebble]

pegged

[slate crown]

[dreamy hornet]

[swift scarab]

Kind of a 50/50 on there

[grizzled meadow]

Stuff about war

[grizzled meadow]

With war in it

[midnight tree]

more like vore

[real pebble]

War is so cool I wish violence was real

[grizzled meadow]

So true

[dreamy hornet]

Vore music....

[grizzled meadow]

Something about the current war

[swift scarab]

Falco do you have vr

[slate crown]

[plucky void]

50/50 is worth it imo

[swift scarab]

[dreamy hornet]

What if falco is virtually real

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[swift scarab]

Falco is secretly a vtuber model

[plucky void]

Hell Let Loose
Unmetal (parody metal gear game)
Kingdoms of Amalur Re-Reckoning
Eldest Souls
Roboquest

[dreamy hornet]

Falco the first elephant vtuber

[grizzled meadow]

No

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[midnight tree]

oh god all of this reminds me of something

[grizzled meadow]

Stuff about war

[plucky void]

Raji looks alright, too

[grizzled meadow]

[grizzled meadow]

[slate crown]

the best version

[plucky void]

Morbid also looks interesting

[midnight tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvRqoC9MDbU

remeber this

[slate crown]

oh yea that

[dreamy hornet]

What am I looking at in this thumbnail

[slate crown]

vore

[dreamy hornet]

heights

[swift scarab]

Cause they said so

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[real pebble]

What about... other wars?

[dreamy hornet]

Sweet no Hoi

[plucky void]

"no history about war"

read, my man

READ

[dreamy hornet]

War thunder is banned

[real pebble]

I just assumed that was trash grammar

[swift scarab]

Nope

Could be better, but still good enough

[plucky void]

is star wars ok tho? It technically happened a long, long time ago 🤓

[dreamy hornet]

Its all a bummer anyway

[slate crown]

mfs really thinking they could post shit against the rules in a public server and get away with it

[midnight tree]

yeah

of course

[slate crown]

and I thought i was retarded

[swift scarab]

Only wars I find funny are the ones on twitter when people get mad over pron

[slate crown]

[real pebble]

I like warposting

[midnight tree]

i'm gonna post gore and then complain when i get kicked

[slate crown]

godspeed

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[swift scarab]

Good luck with that

[real pebble]

Do it bet you wont

[swift scarab]

We already lost Gtanil, don’t push your luck

[real pebble]

I have literally no idea who that is!

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/man-of-culture-loli-sofunnylol-gif-24504585

[dreamy hornet]

I wonder if itll automod if I @midnight tree

[midnight tree]

fat people falling is funny

[swift scarab]

The boredom has set in

Time to play Roblox

[midnight tree]

you're bored, you say?

you should post feet pics

[swift scarab]

Never

They don’t look nice regardless

[meager maple]

People falling is funny

[midnight tree]

ayup

[dreamy hornet]

Basically every charlie chaplin film, summarized

[swift scarab]

Time to begin the ritual

[midnight tree]

i have an itch deep in my nose

[dreamy hornet]

Who here has a russian music banger spotify playlist

I heard one of y'all had one at one point

[swift scarab]

I have a lot on YouTube, not Spotify

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/992784681269461093/994017362581917706/cock.gif

[oblique hearth]

What did you delete?

[onyx birch]

Ah oke

[oblique hearth]

I dont remember what I posted

[onyx birch]

literally 1984

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/dementia-gigachad-gif-25845229

[midnight tree]

my brain is genuinely rotting away

[oblique hearth]

everyday my brother

[midnight tree]

i can barely remember anything anymore

[oblique hearth]

do crimes, tell them you dont remember anything

profit

[midnight tree]

listen

i just need a goth gf and i can remember everything

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/955695370636242954/1037198814139924560/A0A5B34A-8063-4DCA-B048-00EF66BC3EB6.gif

[slate crown]

this about to be falco in 30 years

[vivid edge]

https://youtu.be/zFQee_ZBzZI

this is quite the thing

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813972908056510518/1037201313596968960/caption.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796299438008172565/1037376832649044068/unknown-12.png?width=436&height=617

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1037036774180003972/3304f089dc184ed7bd19b4231412f2d0.png

[stone blade]

DJ FROM CARS

I FOUND HIM

[grizzled meadow]

Stuff about the war in Ukraine

[grizzled meadow]

Real

[slate crown]

Real

[grizzled meadow]

Ban

[slate crown]

im already a prisoner

[abstract path]

Not me

[slate crown]

shut your face

meth

[abstract path]

Drugz

[slate crown]

droogs

[abstract path]

Yesss

[grim radish]

“9PM”

[plucky void]

"help me"

[lusty sonnet]

Zaza

[plucky void]

why are you people obsessed with that bird from lion king

[dreamy hornet]

"Amogus"

[lusty sonnet]

Just obsessed with the cartoonist that lives near the coast

[upbeat bobcat]

Zazaaaaaaaaa

[royal pendant]

no to what? excuse me but i dont remember wich meme where problematic

[upbeat bobcat]

Yes

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow i need an italians opinion on this one

[swift scarab]

Perish

[slim osprey]

Mmmmmmmm

I feel like I would either kill someone or myself after eating that

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385620326303662082/1037349253523197952/trim.DA0D55D8-40DF-402A-B4A1-6B8D267DFBAC.mov

[hushed marsh]

Yeah that's a death meal

[slim osprey]

Go back to neco arc

[stone blade]

@heady crow

<3

finally

after all these years

[heady crow]

Okay okay okay

The man got it

The drip

[stone blade]

THE DRIP

[ornate tulip]

Brain fart moment.

bringing food that requires a spoon. Forgetting to bring one.

[abstract path]

Bitch cat lol

[quartz saffron]

https://twitter.com/scpwiki/status/1587463536845783041?s=46&t=o4Q-Lp0ScQzeXcF6cmgz4Q

The SCP Foundation (@scpwiki)

If you're wondering why we didn't post anything for Halloween this year, that's because we were trying to stop Mariah Carey from breaching again.

For the record, we failed. Sorry about the next two months.

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[abstract path]

I am sorry for investing in oil sir

[abstract path]

Melatonin

Actually

Desth

[pastel quartz]

Nah

Caffeine

[abstract path]

Bob wins

[pastel quartz]

There you go

[abstract path]

Simple

[grizzled meadow]

Disgusting

[grizzled meadow]

War stuff

[royal pendant]

ah oki

[pastel quartz]

Meow meow hai brainfart

[heady crow]

Mintyyy

Hii

Whatsup?

[ocean pulsar]

[pastel quartz]

Nuffin much

[narrow lotus]

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/forth-eorlingas-rohirrim-theoden-rohan-horse-gif-12155080

[real pebble]

Come to Turkiye we have poverty and cats

[dreamy hornet]

Pawverty*

[hushed marsh]

Also that cool coffee that they made in hot sand

[narrow lotus]

Rome falls :

Constantinopole falls :

[hushed marsh]

[upbeat bobcat]

Yes we have cats

[hushed marsh]

🐄 😂 ?

[slim osprey]

🤠

[narrow lotus]

Fucks Given : absoutely zero

[hushed marsh]

it says cowjoy

[slim osprey]

I know 🤠

[hushed marsh]

🤠

[narrow lotus]

🤡

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/brokeback-mountain-ennis-and-jack-cowboys-jake-gyllenhaal-heath-ledger-gif-16265571

[slim osprey]

🏳️‍🌈

[hushed marsh]

cheat on your wife with the boys

[hushed marsh]

Oh fuck off

Lol

Dont remind me of them

[lusty sonnet]

Ride to ruin and the world's ending!

falco won't get that reference

[slim osprey]

Yeah it feels like that

[upbeat bobcat]

I wouldn't understand

[swift scarab]

Not femboy enough

[hushed marsh]

Not the sandals in the water

[swift scarab]

Eh, they’ll dry out

[lusty sonnet]

good thing i don't own a ford

[dreamy hornet]

I need one for tall people and every cobweb being at eye level

[slim osprey]

They could be socks

Or worse yet, socks and sandals

[real pebble]

I need one for me that confirms I am the biggest boy

[swift scarab]

I’m taller then most of my family since I didn’t inherit the short genes, have to help my grandfather with stuff on high shelves a lot

[hushed marsh]

I cant comment, Im really short

[slim osprey]

Same

Not the shortest in my family thankfully

[swift scarab]

I’d say I’m average on height

[hushed marsh]

My grandmother was shorter than me, but she passed away a few months ago

[swift scarab]

Sadge

[slim osprey]

[hushed marsh]

Its fine, she had brain cancer, its better this way

[slim osprey]

Burn that shit

I hate brits

[onyx birch]

Awww hell nawwwww

[swift scarab]

I have all of my grandparents, but they’re all in declining health for one reason or another

[onyx birch]

throw that shit out before it runs the battery dry

can’t trust brits

[swift scarab]

One smokes, another has diabetes, etc

[slim osprey]

Damn

[undone wave]

Nerd shit

[slim osprey]

I have a single grandmother left

[hushed marsh]

I have one, just my grandfather

[slim osprey]

And I don't even like her

[hushed marsh]

Though my grandfather is like

[hushed marsh]

86 now?

87?

[undone wave]

Me and who 😳

[slim osprey]

Me

[onyx birch]

[swift scarab]

Only grandparents I like anymore are my dads side, my grandmother for my mom became a religious zealot and forced it on everyone else

[hushed marsh]

old people moment

[swift scarab]

Yea

Ever read the Bible for punishment

[real pebble]

Religious zealotry is cool and awesome

[slim osprey]

Bro I went to a catholic school

[hushed marsh]

the shorts

fuck it we ball

[slim osprey]

Fuck it we ball

[swift scarab]

Just change it to dark jeans and he looks like a Japanese biker

[hushed marsh]

the guy who hates nail polish on guys would love this

[swift scarab]

I chew my nails too much for polish sadly

[real pebble]

Nail polish does not belong on guys

[slim osprey]

Fr

[hushed marsh]

wrong, but go off

[real tinsel]

i also have cats (3 of them)

[heady crow]

What even happened to him

[real pebble]

I am objectively correct because I am the protagonist

[real tinsel]

i used to have 5 but one of them got stolen for being very handsome and the other one got stolen for being very pretty

[heady crow]

Cat tax

[real tinsel]

i live in a shit neighborhood

[hushed marsh]

get a gun to defend your cats

[swift scarab]

Looks like we found the #🎪bruh-fart argument of the day

[real tinsel]

i'm gonna kill my entire neighborhood

[slim osprey]

Real

[swift scarab]

Send pictures

[real tinsel]

kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

[hushed marsh]

you should

[onyx birch]

Splendid

[real tinsel]

murder is very fun

[chilly bridge]

nail polish can look good if the outfit matches

[hushed marsh]

I LOVE MURDER

I LOVE KILLING PEOPLE FOR NO REASON

[slim osprey]

YOU SHOULD KILL YOUR ENEMIES

[onyx birch]

what have I even walk into I was playing Prodeus

[real tinsel]

i'll be the last person alive in my neighborhood (and my mom and brother and sister and my 3 cats)

[hushed marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/905240658766356530/1036409147169722398/unknown.png?width=650&height=640

[slim osprey]

MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER

[slim osprey]

EAT THE FLESH OF YOUR ENEMIES EAT THEM RAW

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/snickers-snicker-candy-chocolate-chocolate-bar-gif-5270232

[onyx birch]

[real tinsel]

i have a reason

[real tinsel]

you're a psycho moon

you're very scary

[hushed marsh]

Did Danny Trejo do a snickers commercial?

I love that guy, he is great

[slim osprey]

Women are scary except when they have a dick

[upbeat bobcat]

Yes and it goes well with your message.

[onyx birch]

Just like me fr

[real pebble]

women dont have those

[upbeat bobcat]

Like you'd know

[slim osprey]

You missing out fr

[hushed marsh]

honestly

[heady crow]

If bussy exists so does gock

[upbeat bobcat]

[hushed marsh]

hes like me fr

[real tinsel]

i wish at least one of my ex gfs had a dick

[slim osprey]

YES

Finally

Someone else understands

[dreamy hornet]

Hey at least then you'd have something in common

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[hushed marsh]

we all have something in common

we're brainfarters

[upbeat bobcat]

No brain

[undone wave]

Nobody's ready to talk about they/them dick yet

[slim osprey]

Autism

[real pebble]

They're talking about 🏳️‍🌈 things again...

[hushed marsh]

They/Them dick is insane fr

[real tinsel]

i have a total of 0 things in common with you

[slim osprey]

They/Them dick = Thick

[real tinsel]

you're canadian, i'm not

[slim osprey]

They/Them cock = Thock

[hushed marsh]

We're both retards

[real tinsel]

also you don't even have a dick

[dreamy hornet]

Shrodingers willy

[real tinsel]

okay we have a total of 1 things in common but that isn't enough for it to count

[onyx birch]

The entire brainfart is 🏳️‍🌈

[real tinsel]

so it goes back to 0

[undone wave]

When I have a big dick but im asexual so I only use it for peeing

[hushed marsh]

So does that mean Im actually 5'0 and not 5'1

because 1 isnt enough to count

[real tinsel]

that's so short omg

point and laugh at this user

[slim osprey]

[hushed marsh]

I told you I was short

[slim osprey]

I'm actually taller than you

[hushed marsh]

I wasnt lying was I

[onyx birch]

Does anyone in Brainfart even play gamma or are only here to talk shit in brainfart

[slim osprey]

[undone wave]

4chan mfs be like I hate the gays posts the most homoerotic green text story

[real tinsel]

[heady crow]

the latter one

[slim osprey]

I think there's the occasional dude that plays, but normally we just talk shit

[real tinsel]

imagine not being literally 4 meters

[heady crow]

i think falco plays gamma sometimes

[undone wave]

I play gamma

[hushed marsh]

Jokes on you, Id whoop your ass in hide and seek

[real tinsel]

i'd whoop your ass with my feet

i have very big feet

[real pebble]

I couldnt figure out how to install gamma so im stuck here

[hushed marsh]

Nice legs, they seem pretty long, mind if I break them

[slim osprey]

Can you even run away far enough with those short legs?

[heady crow]

khaa can hide as a lamp pole yall aint got shit on him

[onyx birch]

Bro but it’s not that hard

[real tinsel]

no i wouldn't like that

[dreamy hornet]

The world is built for the shorts

[onyx birch]

you just need to pay attention to the instructions

[hushed marsh]

🔨

[real pebble]

I could probably fuck up buttering bread dont underestimate me

[dreamy hornet]

Can we go twosies

[hushed marsh]

Good luck bestie! ❤️

[undone wave]

Thanks!!!

I hope its quick!

[onyx birch]

Oke I won’t

[onyx birch]

[heady crow]

@slate crown

[undone wave]

Does anyone else remember when the soviets stormed Normandy?

[hushed marsh]

weed bug!!!

[slim osprey]

WEED BUG

I LOVE BUGS

[hushed marsh]

Yeah my grandfather was there, the defense was tough

[slate crown]

[heady crow]

forcing kids to go into the army yay

[heady crow]

im only being forced into the defence forces

[real pebble]

fishe

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/932159318474776631/1028546268710055976/unknown_replay_2022.10.09-00.47_Trim.mp4

[onyx birch]

They’re converting the fishes!!!!

[hushed marsh]

I remember when I was in high school our school was next to some shops, and one day the Canadian Army set up one of those giant howitzers in the parking lots and tried to get kids to join

[echo slate]

His Holiness Patriarch Kirill ❤️

[slim osprey]

He just like me

[slate crown]

fr fr

[heady crow]

hell would work for me

[hushed marsh]

I asked if I could shoot it then and there and Id sign up

They didnt let me

[heady crow]

man

wtf

[slim osprey]

Weak

[real pebble]

who even wants to join the canadian army

[slim osprey]

Should've taken one of their guns and killed them

[real pebble]

fuck they do drink syrup

[queen finch]

is syrup a sauce ?

[hushed marsh]

Kids with abusive dads from my experience

[undone wave]

High school army recruiters in the US when they see a kid with a 2.5 GPA

[real pebble]

Abusive dads are cool

[onyx birch]

whar

[dreamy hornet]

[onyx birch]

just

[slim osprey]

What

[slate crown]

theyll send their enemies into a diabetic coma

[narrow lotus]

[hushed marsh]

You guys just be saying anything

[onyx birch]

fucking actually fucking what

[slate crown]

or stab then with their insulin pen

[heady crow]

alright so the final step of conscription is in a few days so i still have time to choose. Is field artillery a valid choice?

just laying down and pushing buttons

[real pebble]

is field artillery a gender

[hushed marsh]

Artillery requires some maths skills

From what I know

[heady crow]

well shit

[slim osprey]

Give them estrogen and the problem is solved

[queen finch]

[real tinsel]

when in brainfart everyone turns off their brains for most authentic #🎪bruh-fart experience

[onyx birch]

Time to learn quadratic function again

[heady crow]

well pioneer it is

[queen finch]

arty sucks

[heady crow]

can get to dig trenches and blow up shit

[queen finch]

join the tankers corps

[hushed marsh]

I think that artillery cannon I saw is the one that was sent to

A country I shall not name right now

[queen finch]

German Army ?

[heady crow]

ye have been thinking of that. Friend of mine became an nco in the armor brigade down south

[heady crow]

finnish

[queen finch]

oi vittu

[onyx birch]

Redacted

[heady crow]

voi vittu nyt oikeesti

[oblique hearth]

true

[queen finch]

in the german army if youre in the pioneers and go NCO you can apply for a federal explosives license

[onyx birch]

https://tenor.com/view/praise-allah-gif-24350702

[heady crow]

so all i need is to became a citizen of germany to join the army right?

[queen finch]

my uncle does that, he blows up avalanches in the alps

[oblique hearth]

average german citizen

[real pebble]

Just join the French Foreign legion and kill lots of people

[onyx birch]

Next year I’ll have to present myself to the army

[queen finch]

become Norwegian

[onyx birch]

prob will flee to the countryside to not be recruited

[dreamy hornet]

[slim osprey]

🏳️‍🌈 behavior

[oblique hearth]

i would ride that bus

[real pebble]

I would like to get paid to shoot people

[queen finch]

same

[dreamy hornet]

[hushed marsh]

I can be trusted with guns, please let me join

[narrow lotus]

[onyx birch]

It’s fun and games until your friend blows up in front of you

[dreamy hornet]

I can pass a mental health test

[slim osprey]

My dad refuses to teach me how to fire guns

[real pebble]

Thats the trick

Dont make friends

[onyx birch]

[queen finch]

kek i let my daughter shoot my AR-15 at age 8

[oblique hearth]

i can pass the mental health test and after that kill my entire family

[slim osprey]

Ay can you become my dad?

[onyx birch]

yea having your allies dying is not traumatic at all

oke

[real pebble]

Be like Tom Hobson

[queen finch]

naw

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/incomprehensible-rage-rage-cat-angry-red-filter-gif-26249186

[onyx birch]

Lo

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/636282079713427457.gif?v=1

[hushed marsh]

woa

airplane

[slim osprey]

Woah

I need to stop looking at planes

Making me want to join the air force

[queen finch]

touch grass

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/flying-gif-8912036

[hushed marsh]

You need to stop looking

At anything

[slim osprey]

No

God gave me eyes

[hushed marsh]

Ok

[oblique hearth]

look at his mom

[slim osprey]

And I will make it everyone's problem

[onyx birch]

Refund them

[dreamy hornet]

You need to stop

The end

[slim osprey]

Yes I need to send missile to [REDACTED]

[dreamy hornet]

But you dont always get what you need

[slim osprey]

How about you refund some bitches

[oblique hearth]

God gave me eyes, so thats why Im a stalker and watch people getting undressed from the window

[onyx birch]

Emotional Damage

[onyx birch]

I’m ded

[narrow lotus]

p!mute @real pebble 2d Super Controversial Stuff in the last days , stop it

[foggy mantle]

@real pebble has been muted for 2 days.

[onyx birch]

So sadge

[slim osprey]

You are right

[slim osprey]

I apologize

[narrow lotus]

[hushed marsh]

brainfart battle royale, dont get muted

[slim osprey]

Fuck I already lost

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/moderator-gif-23608962

[queen finch]

[onyx birch]

If I survive do I get the chicken dinner?

[hushed marsh]

Maybe

[onyx birch]

splendid

[narrow lotus]

[oblique hearth]

"you have only 1 wife? K*** yourself"

[onyx birch]

Lol

well we were all warned to not post about wars

[red sand]

Krieg ich hin

[oblique hearth]

My ass getting muted
"Im gonna do a pro gamer move"

[onyx birch]

What about the vpn

[hushed marsh]

VPN wouldnt do anything

[onyx birch]

What did this man say

[hushed marsh]

Some dumbass german shit

[onyx birch]

I genuinely don’t know

[queen finch]

ill do it

is what he said

[oblique hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1037418431642878022/Screenshot_20221027_011003.png

[onyx birch]

Oh

[hushed marsh]

after his trip to the mosque I assume if he is german

[queen finch]

inshalla

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/emojify-gif-23955079

[oblique hearth]

siuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[queen finch]

cant wait for the day sam hyde actually gets arrested for some dumb shit

[uncut obsidian]

he's getting perma'd

[oblique hearth]

he wont

[uncut obsidian]

if only you saw what he posted before that

[slim osprey]

The fuck did he do?

[hushed marsh]

Actual packwatch

[onyx birch]

I didn’t tho

[narrow lotus]

853 messages in 1 day and most of them are bonkers

[onyx birch]

what he did

[slim osprey]

Good lord

[uncut obsidian]

sexist, homophobic, warposting, bad symbol from ww2

[heady crow]

😭

the fuck

[onyx birch]

oh well

[hushed marsh]

fucking infinity stones

[slim osprey]

#RIPBOZO

[narrow lotus]

[narrow lotus]

The King has spoken

[onyx birch]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[hushed marsh]

His ass is GONE

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-smoking-rip-bozo-rest-in-piss-you-wont-be-missed-gif-22822364

what happens to a mf that says nail polish doesent belong on guys

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-ripus-bozus-nik0321-unlive2774-potato-chip-smoker-bozo-gif-21079712

[lusty sonnet]

took y'all way too long to ban him

[uncut obsidian]

we missed all of that

[lusty sonnet]

another one to scratch of the predictions list

[slim osprey]

Better late than never

[dreamy hornet]

I wonder who died

[uncut obsidian]

we have !report btw

[lusty sonnet]

for real?

[heady crow]

for real?

[slim osprey]

Real?

[uncut obsidian]

fr fr

[hushed marsh]

ong

[heady crow]

explain to us how that works

[slim osprey]

So how does it work?

[onyx birch]

We can do that in any channel or just #🤖bot-commands?

[uncut obsidian]

ong no cap fr fr deadass

[lusty sonnet]

did that do something?

[uncut obsidian]

ffs who reported

[lusty sonnet]

i did

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/you-are-speaking-my-language-so-much-aj-bustle-you-speak-like-me-so-much-i-completely-agree-with-you-gif-18421724

[lusty sonnet]

if you give me new shit to try out, imma try it

[dreamy hornet]

We have snitches already
Impressive

[slim osprey]

So I'm guessing you type the command and it pings mods?

[heady crow]

already?

[heady crow]

like dms dont exist

[lusty sonnet]

i think it deletes the messages and posts a copy of it in a mod only chat

[oblique hearth]

❤️ spacestation

[uncut obsidian]

we have a special channel in which the reports appear

[lusty sonnet]

ayoooo

[slim osprey]

Huh

[placid sail]

I must carry the torch I've been given to light the darkness for others (the darkness being the absence of neat bcs montages)

[slim osprey]

So like we type the command and that's it?

[uncut obsidian]

any

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/spacestation13-clown-honk-ss13-gif-19184964

[lusty sonnet]

@uncut obsidian you can ignore my report btw

[dreamy hornet]

Who do we wanna bet will self report first

[heady crow]

do yall still have logs figured out for deleted/edited messages etc

[hushed marsh]

its right above #mod-feet-pics in the channels, we cant see it obviously

[lusty sonnet]

or not if you hate Falco :)))

[onyx birch]

Ah oke

[oblique hearth]

thumbs up react me if you hate falco

[hushed marsh]

💀

[oblique hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/778321512288485407.gif?size=128&quality=lossless

[queen finch]

played SS13 yesterdays chaplin, the chef went into the Cremantation Furnance as a joke

i flicked the switch

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/832984821617786901/1037407421884280904/FB_IMG_1667404183788.jpg.png?width=495&height=617

[oblique hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1024093670737195178/qawYPdpp-1.gif

[heady crow]

ahahahahahahahahahhaa

what the fuck

[uncut obsidian]

yea #staff-roleplay is my favorite channel

[queen finch]

my last round as chef

You have been banned by FatalX1 from the server.
Reason: Offered people "wizardly stuff" and then injected them with cyanide when they consented, this put one guy in medbay for a long time and the second died later on, not directly as a result of this but I'm certain it contributed, don't inject people with cyanide for shitty reasons like this in future
This ban is temporary, it will be removed in 1440 minutes. The round ID is 147163.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/750709700135223436/759742065814011904/sadasdasdasdasdas.PNG

[hushed marsh]

thats cute as hell

[slim osprey]

What about #staff-erp?

[queen finch]

staff furry rp

[lusty sonnet]

time to update the predictions list

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/staff-furry-roleplay-rumor-1984-gif-22696080

[oblique hearth]

did someone tried nailing down a nail to a bullet to manually fire the bullet out of his hands?

[hushed marsh]

Whats the O/U on my mute?

[onyx birch]

And what about #staff-furry-porn-stash?

[lusty sonnet]

not likely atm

[onyx birch]

Brazil moment

[hushed marsh]

Lets go

[heady crow]

what about me ares

[uncut obsidian]

we also have #falco-leaks

[hushed marsh]

Guys bet on me now, you'll make a ton of money in 20 seconds

[lusty sonnet]

AYO

[plucky void]

where's #falco-onlyfans

[heady crow]

stop teasing us 😭

[lusty sonnet]

you already know that yourself

[slim osprey]

Never listen to women

[hushed marsh]

You should listen to a doctor, take your meds schizo

[slim osprey]

Shut up fed

You will not make me take my meds

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-reaction-gif-23868418

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-necro-skull-trooper-colt-general-low-tier-god-skull-trooper-gif-26079010

[queen finch]

whats a woman ?

[oblique hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937045883365769298/1036129201780170772/312483439_1561064104355206_7297872958886207246_n.mp4

[slim osprey]

Idk

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/twerk-roblox-hot-gif-25292968

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/disco-gif-21645914

[heady crow]

https://twitter.com/stedecore/status/1586722697647599617?s=20&t=R7lyU5fyiAlidvdrSDj2rg

NaNoRinMo, local thembo 🔪 smau index pinned (@stedecore)

this picture is a rorschach test for how online you are

Likes

130427

Retweets

13112

Twitter · Oct 30, 2022, 2:12 PM

[hushed marsh]

Oh its SteveMRE

[undone wave]

I hate pattern recognition

[heady crow]

is he some eco fascist/extremist

[slim osprey]

Idk

[hushed marsh]

Only at Northwest in Math Class fr 💀

[undone wave]

Northwest math class moment fr

[heady crow]

Only at Northwest in Math Class fr 💀

[slim osprey]

On god ☠️ ☠️

[undone wave]

me

[hushed marsh]

I did and I lied on the tests

Never let them know your next move

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-liar-star-wars-lying-gif-8634649

[slim osprey]

I never got evaluated for autism

[undone wave]

You only hurt yourself by doing that

If you care about having a proper diagnosis

[hushed marsh]

If they dont diagnose me I dont have it

Duh stupid

[slim osprey]

Nah

[narrow lotus]

[slim osprey]

Just stay schizo

Fuck my internet is dying

They clearly don't want you to know this

[hushed marsh]

the government is taking your internet now

[slim osprey]

I can not be stopped

[uncut obsidian]

[undone wave]

Autism is fun it makes me good at games like GAMMA
Just can't handle noises
and people

[slim osprey]

Fr

Autism made me good at videogames

[hushed marsh]

The real reason though, is Id rather not know

[slim osprey]

But terrible at talking

[heady crow]

i mean you spit mad rizz on discord

[hushed marsh]

I know thats a stupid reason, but honestly I think it might ruin me mentally if it were true, so Id rather not know

[undone wave]

Coworkers don't want to hear about roller delayed systems

[slim osprey]

Let me rephrase, I'm terrible at talking to people irl

Except my friends

[hushed marsh]

Im great with people, but I always feel like Im acting, its weird

[slim osprey]

My friends are equally as autistic as me

[narrow lotus]

kinda same and im not autistic , im just more of an introvert

[hushed marsh]

I rarely ever meet a person I feel like Im talking to genuinely

[placid sail]

nice hiss

[narrow lotus]

sometimes anxiety is a bitch

[hushed marsh]

I can put on an amazing fake social persona, but its never truthful

[uncut obsidian]

4am

[upbeat bobcat]

5am

[uncut obsidian]

time to sleep for 3 hours

[narrow lotus]

oof

[uncut obsidian]

[upbeat bobcat]

power nap

[hushed marsh]

sleep

[slim osprey]

Idk

[uncut obsidian]

at least its not 2h like yesterday

imagine sleeping more than 6h smh

[slim osprey]

I should get tested to see

[heady crow]

and tomorrow 4 hours?

[hushed marsh]

Im think Im gonna stop saying things before someone thinks Im a sociopath

[slim osprey]

But at the same time, I'm too lazy to go get evaluated

[undone wave]

People are so fucking weird about autistic people
Like I'm a human just like you
Just can't make eye contact

[slim osprey]

Real

[undone wave]

You have permission to liquify anyone who gives you shit for it

[uncut obsidian]

sometimes my brain lets me stay until 4am, sometimes it just shuts itself down at 1am even tho i want to stay awake more

[hushed marsh]

There was this annoying autistic kid I went to school with, Id talk to him intentionally all the time to fuck with him

[slim osprey]

Bruh

[undone wave]

Why?

[hushed marsh]

Nah, he knew what he was doing, it wasnt just his mental thing

Dude was an asshole

[slim osprey]

There was a kid with down's syndrome at my school, he worked the printer cause he liked it

Down's syndrome be damned my boy can work a printer

I actually liked the dude

Always cheerful

Wonder where he's at now

[placid sail]

do you feel bad when you assume that "untruthful persona"?

[hushed marsh]

No, I assumed everyone did it

[placid sail]

so are bothered in any way by such acting? why does it even matter then?

[heady crow]

the chats personal therapist is back

[hushed marsh]

Because lying and playing games with people is how you get ahead in life, I wouldnt be in the place I am otherwise

[placid sail]

anything to escape fucking work for a couple mins

[hushed marsh]

Let people screw me over? Nah Im good

[undone wave]

THERAPY
WITH A REAL THERAPIST
NOW!!!!!

[heady crow]

mood. Where you even working at rn?

[undone wave]

I am avoiding college responsibilities rn

[hushed marsh]

Same

[heady crow]

high school for me

[placid sail]

presumably, hell marketing

[slim osprey]

Haha I dropped out of college

[hushed marsh]

ive got a paper due, Im just lazy

[heady crow]

[placid sail]

interesting opinion

[undone wave]

Jermany

[hushed marsh]

I know it sounds cold, but Im not good with empathy most of the time honestly

[heady crow]

yeah im germaphobic look at this guy

[hushed marsh]

ironic I suppose, considering what I do

[undone wave]

Empathy isn't a big deal imo
Sympathy is what matters

[slim osprey]

Wait wait

[undone wave]

[slim osprey]

So it isn't normal to not care about people?

[placid sail]

I dunnoooo, you sound somewhat bothered with, not completely carefree and unbothered about it

so I doubt you really are a psychopath/sociopath

[hushed marsh]

Yeah I know Im not

You didnt need to tell me, man

[placid sail]

or maybe your acting is heeella great, but what would be the point of this whole scene anyway

[undone wave]

From what I understand, you either have empathy (strong emotional reaction to other's emotions) or not
Sympathy is something anyone can do (being compassionate even if you don't strongly feel what others feel)

[hushed marsh]

Sympathy only kicks in if its someone I care about

[placid sail]

definitely not a psycho

just an idiot a troubled youth

[hushed marsh]

If i was a troubled youth Id have made the dumbass decision to join the army

[undone wave]

They should hire a licenses therapist for this chat

[hushed marsh]

Be one of those retarded meatheads

[slim osprey]

Fr

That would've been me tho

But I dropped out of college

[placid sail]

chat's therapist would have been Bruno

[placid sail]

for posting the absolute most of "literally me" vids, being the most relatable being in the brainfart

[hushed marsh]

you totally have a crush on him omg